Honest VBS Volunteer - John Crist

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johnbcrist

6 жыл бұрын

"Wanna play Simon Says? Not at VBS, here we call that Jesus Says!" John Crist is the honest VBS Leader!
John Crist is a standup comedian. For more videos, bio and live tour dates, visit www.johncristcomedy.com
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@amyscholtz9343
@amyscholtz9343 6 жыл бұрын
"If it doesn't we will go inside and watch veggie tales" 😂😂❤
@s.gabriel2853
@s.gabriel2853 6 жыл бұрын
Veggie Tales has saved many a rainy day.
@amyscholtz9343
@amyscholtz9343 6 жыл бұрын
Sanna G true 😂💖💖
@king_noah_2692
@king_noah_2692 6 жыл бұрын
Or just wake Jesus up.
@makennathe_best634
@makennathe_best634 6 жыл бұрын
Amy Scholtz lol
@hastybananas1251
@hastybananas1251 6 жыл бұрын
Totally true.
@halleys.library
@halleys.library 6 жыл бұрын
“There’s no way these kids go to our church I haven’t seen any of these kids before.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@smileycentralism
@smileycentralism 6 жыл бұрын
"we need to have a sermon series on discipline" 😂😂
@guccideltaco
@guccideltaco 6 жыл бұрын
True, although a lot of churches put big signs out by the road that advertise VBS, so I figure they want neighborhood kids to come. I mean, if they already GO there, there's probably announcements or notes in the church bulletin, so they wouldn't need the big sign out by the road, right?
@tatianahernandez2865
@tatianahernandez2865 6 жыл бұрын
True, I've volunteered at VBS for years, I've only recognized the same 10 kids out of the 50 that show up
@elizabethcavazos877
@elizabethcavazos877 5 жыл бұрын
Lol I liked sending my kids to different ones around town simply because it got them involved in something for summer. Most asked for a set amount donation which was well worth it. (So you still basically paid). Also, our church is lacking in children so we haven't had one in years.
@emery6049
@emery6049 5 жыл бұрын
“We need to have a sermon series on discipline, because these kids are outa control”😂
@jordan.newsom
@jordan.newsom 6 жыл бұрын
"Lot's wife, after looking back at Sodom and Gomorrah tag"
@phil_gaming8477
@phil_gaming8477 6 жыл бұрын
Jordan Newsom that got me soooo hard!
@theroadtocosplayandcomicco5840
@theroadtocosplayandcomicco5840 5 жыл бұрын
I love that game
@terrellloeppky
@terrellloeppky 5 жыл бұрын
I was dying of laughter 😆
@austinburrows8504
@austinburrows8504 5 жыл бұрын
Bro you’re awesome
@samanthapatterson3162
@samanthapatterson3162 4 жыл бұрын
Best line
@rachelnstephens
@rachelnstephens 6 жыл бұрын
I don't remember ever going outside for VBS. It was like 2 hours in a church cafeteria doing crafts that disappeared once we got home.
@gabriellewhite5454
@gabriellewhite5454 6 жыл бұрын
Rachel Stephens. One time I went to a friend's vbs and they had a mother trucking helicopter show up like it's casual....
@jadahampton8049
@jadahampton8049 5 жыл бұрын
Rachel Stephens Right! We learned a lesson, did some crappy paper craft that was gonna be lost once we went home and had a couple cookies and juice. Now sometimes we’d go out in front of the church we had a grassy area and played Jesus Says.
@MsQuartermaine
@MsQuartermaine 5 жыл бұрын
I don't remember going outside as a participant, but I volunteered for service hours and one session was outside with a young priest in charge. We just played Duck Duck Goose. The priest got a grass stain on his white robe from playing. I feel like there should have been a lesson taught at one point. Maybe there was, and I just don't remember. Haha.
@reaganbrooke8578
@reaganbrooke8578 5 жыл бұрын
Rachel Stephens fr
@mayadunn5582
@mayadunn5582 5 жыл бұрын
Rachel Stephens ikr 😆
@alexhooper27
@alexhooper27 6 жыл бұрын
Next video: Honest VBS Student.
@GOP71
@GOP71 6 жыл бұрын
Oh that wouldn't be pretty! I'd make the title "Since its not my house, you're not my parents and I'll never come here on Sundays, I'm gonna do whatever want and you gotta love me, anyway or God will get you!"
@halleluiazeyohannes1677
@halleluiazeyohannes1677 6 жыл бұрын
Innovative
@emmabila3480
@emmabila3480 6 жыл бұрын
my mom dropped me off and i got to burn myself and lisen to shitty music
@purplecatloverrandompizza
@purplecatloverrandompizza 4 жыл бұрын
I'm only here for games and food
@arandomuser9459
@arandomuser9459 4 жыл бұрын
purplecatlover1825 randompizza That was me (my church didn’t do VBS but it was something similar) I was just there for the games food and to cause chaos with my bestie.
@Ladymusicc
@Ladymusicc 6 жыл бұрын
Being a part time teacher, I LOVE this line. "Nap time is gonna be 5 HOURS today" 😂😂😂😂😂
@maem7636
@maem7636 6 жыл бұрын
Ladymusicc , Lol ❣✌👍👍 Thanks
@TivaC
@TivaC 5 жыл бұрын
It was my favorite part, & the look on his face LOL
@michellegriff13
@michellegriff13 5 жыл бұрын
That is exactly something I would say!
@nataliegerdano6028
@nataliegerdano6028 5 жыл бұрын
I have a almost 4 yr old nephew who I watch a lot, and so that sounds good to me. Lol 😂😂😂
@PuffyOne1898
@PuffyOne1898 4 жыл бұрын
*STOP USING EMOJIS*
@laurabuckles7961
@laurabuckles7961 6 жыл бұрын
Rule #1: Don't give them sugar until right before time to leave.
@lizamant8807
@lizamant8807 6 жыл бұрын
Laura Bucklesbm
@Devin3Anthologie
@Devin3Anthologie 6 жыл бұрын
😂 You're wrong for that
@Devin3Anthologie
@Devin3Anthologie 6 жыл бұрын
Providence OPC-Bradenton Ikr!😆
@user-bj6sm1rt9u
@user-bj6sm1rt9u 5 жыл бұрын
the younger they are the closer snack is to the end
@michaeldiehl2458
@michaeldiehl2458 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@SarahS329
@SarahS329 6 жыл бұрын
"We need a sermon series on discipline because these kids are out of control." Literally me anywhere I see kids throwing tantrums and their parents giving them what they want. 😂😂
@BlueGhostofSeaside
@BlueGhostofSeaside 4 жыл бұрын
When I worked at a daycare :P So glad I'm done with that place!
@wildcountingdayswithourcan2519
@wildcountingdayswithourcan2519 4 жыл бұрын
Me too! 😂 Lol.
@lpsgalaxy2463
@lpsgalaxy2463 Жыл бұрын
Fr
@jcw8384
@jcw8384 6 жыл бұрын
I love playing Father Son Holy Spirit and You! 😂😂😂
@ButlerianG-Haddinun
@ButlerianG-Haddinun 6 жыл бұрын
because 4 square churches are?????
@pollypockets508
@pollypockets508 6 жыл бұрын
JC W What's four square though?
@jdmoncada8205
@jdmoncada8205 6 жыл бұрын
Polly Pockets Yeah, I don't know, either.
@booklover3341
@booklover3341 5 жыл бұрын
@@jdmoncada8205 A version of Hopscotch maybe?
@misswinnie4.8
@misswinnie4.8 6 жыл бұрын
Nailed It! As a former VBS volunteer, all volunteers should be awarded, "I survived VBS 2018" t-shirts with "never again, so don't ask" on the back. Seriously, it is not for the faint of heart!
@SamandStephen
@SamandStephen 6 жыл бұрын
Do NOT look in the volunteer library: It has Harry Potter in it! THAT IS WITCHCRAFT!
@KodeLiMe
@KodeLiMe 6 жыл бұрын
But, LOTR and Narnia, even though it has witches and wizards, is perfectly fine. I never understood that!
@chloek7573
@chloek7573 6 жыл бұрын
Jason Smith ikr same! My fam loves Narnia and LOTR but always told me Harry potter is bad. I watched it when I was older and now id get it.
@lilannegirl03
@lilannegirl03 6 жыл бұрын
Jason Smith there actually is a difference if you look at the authors and their intentions when writing their books (also, the portrayal of witchcraft is different) 👍
@morganshafer974
@morganshafer974 6 жыл бұрын
Love John Crist and I absolutely loved this video, even the Harry Potter joke, but in all seriousness there's nothing wrong with Harry Potter. It's a great series that I think all kids should have the option to read once they reach about the age of 10, Christian kids included.
@handprintproductions6752
@handprintproductions6752 6 жыл бұрын
Dude I laughed so hard!😂😂😂
@EpicPinkCreeper
@EpicPinkCreeper 6 жыл бұрын
This makes me appreciate the VBS at my church. We stay at the church the whole time and we get amazing snacks.
@joewood1335
@joewood1335 6 жыл бұрын
YESSS ,the vanilla frosting Smores were the best
@jenniferguevara3394
@jenniferguevara3394 6 жыл бұрын
Same! We’re preparing for our VBS right now and we have a different theme every year. For example, this year it’s “Shipwrecked” and we’re building a hut, a boat, palm trees, the works! There’ll be different stations and a strict schedule for all the activities (the lesson, songs, games, stations) The kids always seem to enjoy it a lot and learn at the same time (there’ll even be tropical snacks lol)
@Rainbowthehedgehog
@Rainbowthehedgehog 6 жыл бұрын
At our church when we have vbs, we give them lunch :)
@jenniferguevara3394
@jenniferguevara3394 6 жыл бұрын
Teddy Gal Oh yeah, of course! I would assume all churches give them lunch (the snacks are like a dessert kind of) or those kids would complain all day 😂 😅
@user-bj6sm1rt9u
@user-bj6sm1rt9u 5 жыл бұрын
yeah i remember one year the theme was under water and in crafts we made a working periscope!
@MrFullfocus
@MrFullfocus 6 жыл бұрын
I LOVE the dropping off the kids to go to brunch. I swear some mom's around here keeping a running list of which churches have VBS when and send their kids to ALL of them.
@BobbiGail
@BobbiGail 6 жыл бұрын
Jeff Fuller - They actually do. I know ppl who ask me each summer and then schedule in each local church. That is 4-6 hours of free childcare all summer long. As a believer, I just pray that SOMEONE might be able to show Christ to the kids! This is a parody, and it's the negative notes that make it funny, but when I started getting those attitudes, I stopped helping in VBS. I mean, really...
@jalisaschrock8054
@jalisaschrock8054 6 жыл бұрын
It sounds dumb, but is there really anything wrong with that? I mean, moms get a break by sending their kids to have fun at church 💁🏻‍♀️
@jhancock1575
@jhancock1575 6 жыл бұрын
Yep, same here. VBS is a free activity for many families. Churches don't charge anything and promise a fun time. It's a big appeal for families with tight budgets.
@rachelc3535
@rachelc3535 6 жыл бұрын
So what? That mean those kids get more of an opportunity to hear the gospel. I always learned waaaay more at VBS vs Sunday school and was always sad when it was over.
@GOP71
@GOP71 6 жыл бұрын
My sister keeps a list and cross-checks them with her twins' activities. After each VBS she friends a half-dozen moms she "truly connects " with - then unfriends them a few weeks later after she notices how they actually live. In addition, we have a lady at our church who works in the school district with at-risk kids. She picks them up to take to church whenever we have a potluck, VBS, or special event for jr. church. Some of the kid's mom's will come to get them and tell us how we are so nice to provide them some time away from the kids.
@abbieamavi
@abbieamavi 6 жыл бұрын
ALWAYS give them candy right before they go home
@brianboisguilbert6985
@brianboisguilbert6985 6 жыл бұрын
SWEET revenge....did I say that?
@SunflowerSpotlight
@SunflowerSpotlight 6 жыл бұрын
Oh wow, that’s evil, lol. Especially since for my church, VBS is from 5:00-7:30pm. 😂
@kristincollins5468
@kristincollins5468 5 жыл бұрын
Nahh, us parents give them candy before dropping them off 😂😂😂
@forevertheaii
@forevertheaii 5 жыл бұрын
@@SunflowerSpotlight our VBS lasted for a week or so. It was a camp, with kids from our churches all over.
@tutorialsbye9138
@tutorialsbye9138 6 жыл бұрын
0:33 at my church the kids play missionary/atheist tag (zombie tag where the missionaries tag all the atheists to convert them) 😆
@rileyjones2167
@rileyjones2167 6 жыл бұрын
Tutorials By E sounds hilarious! Lol
@jaymesigler6402
@jaymesigler6402 6 жыл бұрын
Tutorials By E Wooow... lol
@BobbiGail
@BobbiGail 6 жыл бұрын
For reals? Lol! That's the BEST! lol...lol...lol...
@PBuffdaddy00
@PBuffdaddy00 6 жыл бұрын
That is amazing! lol
@tutorialsbye9138
@tutorialsbye9138 6 жыл бұрын
BGAIL yep it’s pretty funny watching them and hearing them yell “she’s still an atheist! Get her!!!!” Just spreading the gospel... 😄
@rexhinavlashi9220
@rexhinavlashi9220 6 жыл бұрын
Simon says? Yeah not here, we play Jesus says!
@alexandra6322
@alexandra6322 6 жыл бұрын
Rexhina Vlashi In my Confirmation retreat we played Jesus Says!! 😂😂
@GraceuponGrac3
@GraceuponGrac3 6 жыл бұрын
I was a VBS leader last year, and this was me. 😂😂
@Devin3Anthologie
@Devin3Anthologie 6 жыл бұрын
Gray Marie You made it out alive! 😅😉
@GraceuponGrac3
@GraceuponGrac3 6 жыл бұрын
Devin Fane, Yep!
@eowynofasgard5254
@eowynofasgard5254 6 жыл бұрын
I feel your pain!!! I'm about to feel it again this year!! 😅😂
@GraceuponGrac3
@GraceuponGrac3 6 жыл бұрын
Eowyn of Asgard, same, I'm volunteering again as well.
@Devin3Anthologie
@Devin3Anthologie 6 жыл бұрын
Eowyn of Asgard off topic but I like that your name is "Eowyn of Asgard" it's brilliant 😊
@camo6465
@camo6465 6 жыл бұрын
“I don’t know if the weather will cooperate, if it doesn’t we will go inside and watch Veggietales” 😂😂😂
@stephaniedosher7706
@stephaniedosher7706 6 жыл бұрын
As a VBS Director for the past 11 years, this had me rolling on the floor in laughter! Yes the ministry is important & our goal is to lead kids to Christ. But kids are kids, vomit & other unexpected things happen at VBS & you need a sense of humor to make it through.
@amyscholtz9343
@amyscholtz9343 6 жыл бұрын
"There's harry potter in there and that.is.witchcraft. " 😂😂😂
@jasonb9198
@jasonb9198 6 жыл бұрын
Dying!
@michelekramer9722
@michelekramer9722 6 жыл бұрын
Amy Scholtz LOL 😂
@MelB868
@MelB868 5 жыл бұрын
Harry Potter is witchcraft
@theroadtocosplayandcomicco5840
@theroadtocosplayandcomicco5840 5 жыл бұрын
@@MelB868 so is game of thrones
@arandomuser9459
@arandomuser9459 4 жыл бұрын
Mel B No shit Sherlock. It’s about witches and wizards. Duh.
@afrikandisplay9812
@afrikandisplay9812 6 жыл бұрын
The arts and crafts one is soooo accurate 😂😂😂
@denischabriddell986
@denischabriddell986 6 жыл бұрын
Africa Jones well maybe at your church this but it our church we be doing some serious arts and crafts. It helps to have are overseer that is a homeschool mom and extremely creative plus she used to be a teacher for the public school system.😁😁
@kathleenkirchoff9223
@kathleenkirchoff9223 3 жыл бұрын
Well the vbs curriculum publishers will sell expensive craft kids. And the Sunday school curriculum crafts were hilarious to me as an art teacher and my co teacher who was retired principal. We would simplify for safety of little fingers and Sunday's best clothes. Still great fun.
@ebenabraham5401
@ebenabraham5401 6 жыл бұрын
"They played Cardi B?!!" 😂😂😂
@zoelizphilip5209
@zoelizphilip5209 6 жыл бұрын
Sacrilege!!😂😂
@JediRalts
@JediRalts 3 жыл бұрын
I remember volunteering for VBS as a teenager. My friends and I would always do the games group because it was the most fun and of course we were the ones who would jump in and play the games too just to wreck. "What, is it unfair for the 4 teenage volunteers to be going against the 7 year olds in a water balloon fight? No it's just recreating David and Goliath now lets go."
@ThatMulticulturalGuy
@ThatMulticulturalGuy 6 жыл бұрын
Hahahah, 7 balls represents the 7.deadly sins
@UCeagle79
@UCeagle79 6 жыл бұрын
You better watch out for Wrath!
@HPTFan
@HPTFan 6 жыл бұрын
Shouldn’t represent the seven churches? Hehe. 😄
@madkatt333
@madkatt333 5 жыл бұрын
I have very fond memories of VBS. My grandmother took me to her church every year and even though I didn't know anybody it was good social time for me and I got to learn about God.
@Nick-yi2rn
@Nick-yi2rn 6 жыл бұрын
The best thing about these videos is not just how funny but how true they are
@Mint-kj9kw
@Mint-kj9kw 3 жыл бұрын
I LOVED VBS as a child. My church had the most amazing programs/food/crafts.
@mikes062
@mikes062 6 жыл бұрын
You need to do one about kids church camp and one about high school church camp!! This was hilarious!!
@Lanier1982
@Lanier1982 6 жыл бұрын
mike s absolutely hilarious!!!!
@fluffy2840TTV
@fluffy2840TTV 6 жыл бұрын
He should do one about 180 weekend or just come and do an act and record it
@GOP71
@GOP71 6 жыл бұрын
high school church camp humor would probably more tame now than when I was in it in the '80's.
@rachaeld.4753
@rachaeld.4753 6 жыл бұрын
I would definitely want to see that!
@rosesummers1383
@rosesummers1383 6 жыл бұрын
LOTS WIFE TAG 😂😂😂
@GOP71
@GOP71 6 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!
@ProtectiveDadPranks
@ProtectiveDadPranks 6 жыл бұрын
That was a good one! Renamed Freeze Tag... had me rolling.
@annagreiner5167
@annagreiner5167 6 жыл бұрын
I know!!!
@lilarose4919
@lilarose4919 5 жыл бұрын
This hits too close to home. My VBS memories are flooding back
@brynne4395
@brynne4395 5 жыл бұрын
0:10 I am a Crew Leader at VBS this year, and during the games station, they did a egg on a spoon game with ping pong balls and the woman who was leading it said the ping pong balls represented the good news and the kids were the Messengers who needed to deliver it to the bucket. I thought of this video and couldn't help but smile. 🤣
@campbellchristian7210
@campbellchristian7210 6 жыл бұрын
"The church interns played cardi b" THAT IS HILARIOUS OML hahaha
@sashimiroll5055
@sashimiroll5055 4 жыл бұрын
I went to a bible camp (for 6 years), and some of these were literally spot on. Literally played Jesus Says.
@gracetudreu
@gracetudreu 6 жыл бұрын
“Father, Son, Holy Spirit, You” hahaha so creative
@claireelizabeth9972
@claireelizabeth9972 3 жыл бұрын
"I don't know if the weather's going to cooperate, but if it doesn't, we will go inside and watch veggie tales." Growing up in a private school, every kid secretly hoped for indoor recess for that very reason
@Gamma_Radiation
@Gamma_Radiation 6 жыл бұрын
The yoga and brunch thing is all too real! 😂 I volunteered this year for VBS and I got the 3-4 yos. They were surprisingly well behaved and quiet. (I'm a youth intern) This little girl followed me everywhere and it was actually kinda cute. She had to hold my hand to go places
@Luke-qs1lv
@Luke-qs1lv 6 жыл бұрын
The pipe cleaners and popsicle sticks got me😂😂
@sarc102
@sarc102 6 жыл бұрын
"We need a sermon series on 'Discipline' "
@sunshinepurple1043
@sunshinepurple1043 6 жыл бұрын
Samantha Kelly "Especially the church kids. They're horrible ". Truth!
@blacsouljah
@blacsouljah 5 жыл бұрын
@@sunshinepurple1043 They're 'holy terrors'!
@brooklynnbennight2661
@brooklynnbennight2661 6 жыл бұрын
VBS is starting today and I helped set up the decorations and I'm a volunteer... CAN'T WAIT TO SPEND THE NEXT WEEK HEARING KIDS SCREAM!!!😂😂
@anaescobar3693
@anaescobar3693 6 жыл бұрын
Brook Deann I was a volunteer last year for my vbs and was assigned crafts and, the thing about that was the sign in place was right next to it so , we would all take turns watching the kids or writing their names one stuff while the other one would go and steal food from the sign in place. As you can see we were great role models for the kids
@brooklynnbennight2661
@brooklynnbennight2661 6 жыл бұрын
Ana Escobar Oh yeah I did crafts last year too😂 it was fun slowly seeing the kids like me.
@Sldejo
@Sldejo 6 жыл бұрын
As a VBS music leader for the last 11 years I can truly say I love encouraging kids to scream during VBS.
@MelB868
@MelB868 5 жыл бұрын
This summer in the church my grandparents use to go to I’m going to help with the kindergarten class.
@MelB868
@MelB868 5 жыл бұрын
We get to choose what we want to do. This year at our church we are just having games and a cookout for vbs. Next year I’m going to ask to work with kindergarten.
@serbreton823
@serbreton823 6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 dude...you kill me. U have such a way of looking at the church. It's so honest and genuinely funny without being rude. Rock on dude!!
@Ladymusicc
@Ladymusicc 6 жыл бұрын
We call this "Father, Son, Holy Spirit & You!" Let's get it started. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@rina8719
@rina8719 6 жыл бұрын
"You better watch out for Wrath because I'm comin'." 😂 Lol!!! Little Johnnie and Suzie better have their duck and dodge game on point!
@becm7026
@becm7026 5 жыл бұрын
Our church goes on pretty WILD field trips for VBS. Being a counsellor is one of the best things ever
@StormChasingNinja
@StormChasingNinja 6 жыл бұрын
Our VBS started today. And the bathroom scene in this video litterally happened to us today 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@AVintageLibrarian
@AVintageLibrarian 6 жыл бұрын
The pipe cleaner comment is so hilarious 🤣🤣 I have gone into our craft room and made stuff up to use all those left over items....#guilty
@JesusFreak141110
@JesusFreak141110 5 жыл бұрын
"We need a sermon series on discipline 'cause these kids are out of control!!" I've defiantly been there and dealt with that. I've been a VBS Volunteer/Leader for years!! And that 5 hour nap sounds pretty perfect to me!! 🙌
@brooklynnbennight2661
@brooklynnbennight2661 6 жыл бұрын
Just keep telling yourself *Jesus loves these kids and so should you*
@lpsgalaxy2463
@lpsgalaxy2463 Жыл бұрын
I swear this guy never fails to make me laugh 😂
@sairajaved8355
@sairajaved8355 6 жыл бұрын
IM DEADDDD💀💀💀💀I WISH THIS WAS LONGER
@aliciamyers8029
@aliciamyers8029 6 жыл бұрын
Simon says, yeah not here Jesus said. 😂😂😂😂😂
@jacquelinefernandez5472
@jacquelinefernandez5472 6 жыл бұрын
I'm so ready to take my kids today ! "I'm ready for yoga and brunch" 😂
@hollykibbins996
@hollykibbins996 6 жыл бұрын
I volunteer for VBS every year at my church and this had me dying 😂
@theunknownartist9776
@theunknownartist9776 5 жыл бұрын
I couldn’t stop laughing!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@lizsmith4104
@lizsmith4104 6 жыл бұрын
He never disappoints😂🤣
@Shewas-kathybates
@Shewas-kathybates 6 жыл бұрын
“Lots wife after looking back at Sodom and Gamorah tag” 😂😂😂
@nathangale7702
@nathangale7702 3 жыл бұрын
My Dad took me and my sister to three different VBS weeks three summers in a row. Then I got too old and participated as a youth leader instead. Seeing the other side blew my mind!
@josephruiz5148
@josephruiz5148 5 жыл бұрын
"You better watch out for wrath, cause I'm coming"
@enchantedsiyoon
@enchantedsiyoon 5 жыл бұрын
Our church has VBX (our pastor calls it Vacation Bible Xperience), I'm my thoughts are basically like this when I'm helping out with the kindergarteners😂
@rachelc3535
@rachelc3535 6 жыл бұрын
All of the VBS's I went to growing up, three different churches from childhood to youth, were always at night. I loved that aspect of it, too.
@lilyowen637
@lilyowen637 6 жыл бұрын
“Father, Son, Holy Sprit, and you.”
@user-xm1wn5ms9j
@user-xm1wn5ms9j 5 жыл бұрын
I went to my friends Christian Vacation Bible School and my family’s Catholic. No one knew who I was, and the last one was honestly all the teachers lmao.
@pollyblood1
@pollyblood1 2 жыл бұрын
I loved VBS! I couldn't wait for VBS and my mother always volunteered. We didn't go to no park...we learned!
@costbubbles8336
@costbubbles8336 6 жыл бұрын
The veggie tales thing is so relatable
@mediocrememes8148
@mediocrememes8148 6 жыл бұрын
This is literally my childhood
@rachelprickett1287
@rachelprickett1287 6 жыл бұрын
the ending is actually true in some cases! 😂
@eliwilke
@eliwilke 5 жыл бұрын
I’m a vbs crew leader and at morning praise they played this video lmao
@Jordan-dd2bq
@Jordan-dd2bq 4 жыл бұрын
"We call it Father, Son, Holy Spirit and you let's get it started" 🤣🤣🤣
@quarttz
@quarttz 4 жыл бұрын
As a vbs volunteer, I can say these are 100% true 😂
@chloek7573
@chloek7573 6 жыл бұрын
Our VBS is in August and I love it alot, but I have to admit this is kinda accurate. Edit: ours is inside though.
@audie143143
@audie143143 6 жыл бұрын
So awesome!! I can't stop laughing. Loved the 5 hour nap!!!
@Sarrahp1
@Sarrahp1 6 жыл бұрын
Yoga time & brunch LMAO!!!
@robertdemoss
@robertdemoss 6 жыл бұрын
Dodge ball should've been when people would get stoned in the Bible.
@maem7636
@maem7636 6 жыл бұрын
Sugar Pebbles , Lol ❣
@elliaforsyth5638
@elliaforsyth5638 3 жыл бұрын
Playing dodgeball in the grass…?
@dawsonperkins7325
@dawsonperkins7325 6 жыл бұрын
JOHN, YOU ARE THE BEST
@elizabethconnon1612
@elizabethconnon1612 6 жыл бұрын
“Do all things without grumbling or disputing” Philippians 2:14 😂
@Confusedbluebear
@Confusedbluebear 6 жыл бұрын
This is too much😂😂😂😂😂but spot on😂😂😂😂
@AndyBuckwalter
@AndyBuckwalter 6 жыл бұрын
This is so funny, "Lot's wife tag" haha!
@zhonisleuth1898
@zhonisleuth1898 6 жыл бұрын
SO ACCURATE!!!!🤣🤣🤣 My church's VBS was just last week as well.😁
@sibbylou
@sibbylou 5 жыл бұрын
20 years in Children's Church, Sunday School, VBS, daycares, and being a nanny, I felt this one!! And people wonder why I've changed careers. They should just be happy I didn't have a nervous breakdown!
@helentodd421
@helentodd421 5 жыл бұрын
“I don’t know if the weather’s going to corporate today, if it doesn’t, we will go inside and watch Veggie Tales” 😂😜
@ParisianPrince02
@ParisianPrince02 6 жыл бұрын
You sir have made my day... dodgeball the seven deadly sins... 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kims.1717
@kims.1717 6 жыл бұрын
Our VBS is next week. This is soooo accurate.
@lifetodamax
@lifetodamax 6 жыл бұрын
I still remember this classic VBS song: "Say Jambo to Jesus everyday. He listens when you pray!"
@reecedillard1685
@reecedillard1685 3 жыл бұрын
"Moms dropping their kids off so they can go do yoga"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@icecream7yum1
@icecream7yum1 6 жыл бұрын
Love this video! VBS volunteers teaching kids about Jesus are the real MVPs.
@Sldejo
@Sldejo 6 жыл бұрын
icecream7yum1 you ain’t lying. 👍🏾❤️
@TheNanabanana127
@TheNanabanana127 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, the little ones need to know about Jesus 💕
@DoofytheDoof
@DoofytheDoof 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine seeing him in a park as a parent!
@sarahwilliams213
@sarahwilliams213 6 жыл бұрын
Hahaha so truuuueeee!!! This is crazy accurate! But I loved VBS despite it all! Some of my favorite childhood memories came from it! And volunteering was fun too!!
@brittanyhopkins5385
@brittanyhopkins5385 5 жыл бұрын
Dodgeball:each one of the 7 balls represents one of the deadly sins.yall better watch out for wrath cause im coming.🤣🤣😂😂
@lexibrown1100
@lexibrown1100 6 жыл бұрын
I was a VBS leader to some first graders and literally the entire time me and this kid talked about how much we love Harry Potter 🤣
@MelB868
@MelB868 5 жыл бұрын
Harry Potter is witchcraft
@1classikai
@1classikai 6 жыл бұрын
You jest But this is all 100% accurate. I'm not even kidding.
@savahbejin7511
@savahbejin7511 Жыл бұрын
My daughter loved VBS! Every year, she’d be invited by friends to their church VBS and it was great! We’d hit up three or four per summer. She came home praying like a preacher.
@janetbearde8352
@janetbearde8352 Жыл бұрын
Lawd we just survived our 2023 VBS! Thank you Jesus!
@energeticfamilyvibes
@energeticfamilyvibes 6 жыл бұрын
This is - actually - for real.
@oliviaschaffner6641
@oliviaschaffner6641 6 жыл бұрын
Omg please do one for youth camp!!
@KENNETHCARNIE
@KENNETHCARNIE 6 жыл бұрын
The pipe cleaners and popsicle sticks is what we actually had my vbs... I think when a church is built, there is an angel that leaves about 500 lbs of each. Heathens have santa-claus leaving I pads, we have angles dropping bombs of random things to teach MacGyver skills. (kidding about Santa... He hooked me up in 02 with an og ipod so he's cool.)
@sophiajune546
@sophiajune546 6 жыл бұрын
Perfect timing
@kathleengaffney52
@kathleengaffney52 6 жыл бұрын
Amazing as always
@oi7305
@oi7305 5 жыл бұрын
THIS IS SO GOOD AND TRUE LMAOO
@olhuzzy
@olhuzzy 6 жыл бұрын
Soooo FUNNY! I'm a preacher's kid and this all cracks me up!
@envyrem
@envyrem 6 жыл бұрын
I remember by being able to help VBS until I was in the 5th grade. I stopped going before I ever got there. We played a game where someone stood in the middle as god, and they would name off sins, and we had to take a step back if we've done it. It was personified straying further from gods light.
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