Suika game not translating a single thing for its international release is so based

The actual goal of this game: 1. Get a Watermelon 2. Get to 3k 3. Get Double Watermelon (Near Impossible)

i cant watch suika game without expecting a metal pipe or a car crash now

"I'll put this here becouse it does not matter" says jacob as he puts a grape in between every big fruit wanting to fuse

I am not part of the 2048 community. I didn't know such a thing existed. The moment I heard Jacob say the term "corner scummer," I knew exactly what he was talking about and know that I do the exact same thing

Im never gonna forget the Whoopi Goldburg machine, thank you Jo for my new favorite bit

I love watching Jacob develop new addictions live-time. And for my own sanity, I'm going to assume that Jo was just doing a bit when he thought that Rube Goldberg machines are called Whoopi Goldberg machines. It's easier that way.

I think these guys should finally try Mario and Luigi Bowser's inside story and play the entire thing.

October 22, Alpharad Gold has fallen to the Suika Game. Morale is low, the contagion has not been contained to the vtubers. We anticipate the President will be playing the Suika Game within the month.

The number of times I wanted to scream because where he dropped fruit and to have those fruits fuck him over was impressive

'I hope I didn't awaken a new addiction for you man' Famous last words

Jo's "Whoopi Goldberg Machine" line is almost as good as Dash's antipersperant joke

My heart broke when Alpha dropped that one fruit there, blatantly dooming his run

Lowkey I was expecting this to be fruit ninja, I only expect the unexpected when it comes to this channel. Naughty Bear for the xbox360 and ps3 would be more expected to be not expected at all.

Hope we get an Alpharad 12 hour Suika stream soon. This game is so satisfying

You know what’s crazy is that aMSa has the second best time (as of two weeks ago) in getting the watermelon

ive been seeing videos of this game and kept hearing it compared to 2048, so i decided to try that since i didnt have a copy of suika. got obsessed, reached 4096, its awesome. then this video pointed out theres a web version of suika so i started that. reached watermelon twice, plan to play more soon this is all in the past few days btw. my playing of suika began tonight a few hours ago.

i thought we were finally getting the cocomelon episode or whatever

Actually infuriating to see them get so close and not get it done

Actually insane that if you (me) play classic 2048 you're given the side eye but if you repackage it with cute little Japanese fruits all of a sudden it becomes all the rage. Also I used to be an 2048 thrill seeker but ever since I came into contact with corner scumming I haven't been the same...

So many addictions for Alpha this year lol

18:02 FUCK YEAH, i didn't know i need a video oh you guys playing 2048 till this exact moment

I would love to see Jacob and Jo trying some fighting games, especially after the core-a gaming mention

great job with the videos alpharad i’m glad i keep coming back for more

I hope in 40 years I can watch jacob and jo be old grandpas and just bantering around

Sometimes it's simple things like this that's the most addicting

Plz do more. Feels like it scratches an itch in my brain

Now I want to play this too=) Thank you, this was a pleasant experience=)

Just checked, this is the best performing video of all gold year, i hate it

This game is way too addicting

I have been waiting for this

i havent been able to watch a single video sience February but this game looks amazing glad i got to catch this one

The glazing is actually crazy

so here is where it all started...

timestamps 4:10 failboat starts playing mario wonder

"I hope i didnt awaken another addiction in you"

This feels like the start of something

they cant keep doing this to me my heart cant take it anymore

Boy oh boy, can’t wait to show this video to Ludwig and not tell Alpharad until he streams AmongUs.

I just played for like 5 hours so thanks for that. I can’t see anymore.

On the edge of my seat for the entire video

This game looks so satisfying to play

19:49 am I wrong to say that the fumble was here? The two cherries on the left probably could’ve touched if it wasn’t for the placement on the right which pushed them slightly away from each other. Because nothing else could have been done with the bottom pieces, any bit of space would have been good. IDK still think alpha played really well and I haven’t even touched this game myself

Holy shrimp! A cult classic! Thank ylu for indulging my good chum. Simply unreal (like the engine)!

Where are the metal pipes? *WHERE ARE THE CAR CRASHES?*

"I hope I didnt awaken a new addiction for you man" IF ONLY YOU KNEW

Saw a bunny lady play this earlier looks fun.

“Whoopi Goldburg Machine” oh my god

this reminds me so much of Trash Panic for the PS3. If you have that or an emulator, you can try that to play a similar thing again for a 2D physics puzzle thingy

i actually agree with his tier list, except for the lil roll up. the roll up can be a very nice small snack. it also hits all my tism happy spots. soft, cheesy, carby..

I used to have the remarkable skill to consistently beat 2048 within seconds by pressing random buttons.

I’ve only played this game once and got a honeydew and refused to ever play again. Not because it’s bad, but because I’d never stop playing LMFAO. Also, play Naughty Bear!

Wow this is so cool, i cant believe they have finally played the watermelon game on alpharad gold

“So easy” he says as he never gets the goal ever

I can’t wait for the next video titled presumably Alpharad finally tries devolver tumble time!

I watched that honer vz grinder game video and I was thinking of that as soon as alpha said Jo was a grinder

Glad he keeps using the same reaction face for all the popular/highly requested games

Three minutes in and I am mesmerized. Holy shit.

Wouldn’t miss Jacob making a podcast while he plays suika game.

Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the pain game. Suika Game is cold mistress. Day 285 of requesting Gurumin, Devil Survivor, Yokai Watch Blasters, and Idol Showdown.

Jacob is like one of those fake mobile game ad players

The other fun fact about the browser version, is that you get less points starting with the orange combo I believe

Since Jacob mentioned how he's been in a Tetris mood lately, you guys should play Tetris: The Grandmaster.

it is an addiction i need suika victims anonymous

I remember hearing that the devs don’t want people to clip the game. They can still stream but no short clips I think? And idk what they thought that would solve.

This reminds me of episode one of sukia game

Sooo, i'm guessing it's because it got so popular but this is now in english in the US eshop

Wow it's almost November

Yoooo they're hopping on the suika train

4:10 Oh hey this can be used to pinpoint when this video may have been recorded!

I still don’t understand how this single video spawned almost a months worth of content on this one game

"bad news bears" Jacob must have heard that phrase from his parents

I need an episode 2

I'm surprised this game has gained this much hype.

I spent a few weeks in Miami, and since I’m NOT from Miami, I didn’t have data, so I downloaded games that didn’t require internet, and yeah, it really is an addiction, I got good at it too, but then I got pikmin 4 and dropped it so

Failboat casually getting onto Mario Wonder in the middle of the round.

I wonder how many hours Alpha has clocked into my hero ultra rumble since the last time he told us.

as someone who can actually solve a rubiks cube i 100% agree with Jo solving a 3x3 is not hard, just watch a video. solving it QUICK is a completely different story, speed cubers have to think fast, act fast, and sometimes even use algorithms THEY created to solve the cube. impressive as hell

Why does it sound like jacob was woken uo at like 4am to play this

This game is what you give to your nephew on a car ride :)

this video hits crazy on wellbutrin

Fell victim to the grapes of wrath

i've been edging to these videos

it's 4:47 AM hours before my midterm; isn't this just edging

17:17 you know in your 2048 heart that is not the play jacob!!!

I don’t think we’ve seen any attorney attorney content on this channel yet, which is a shame because I think it would make for some really good commentary.

4:10 epic cameo

Jo is a real Grindr

On the subject of fruit-based high score chasing type of games I recommend Fruit Box.

I watched alpha play this on stream a week or so ago 😂

This game is so addicting

Day 131 of asking you guys to play A Dance Of Fire and Ice (ADOFAI). It’s a rhythm game has an enjoyable soundtrack with a pretty enjoyable and simple controls. After watching the Friday night funkin vid, I realized I need more rhythm game content. Also for more advanced levels type QUREE at the main menu

i watched this signed out in incognito

Its the guy from the NSP music video

This is the fastest they have learned a game, holy banana

this's like edging but game

The switch version actually does show your scores and the fruit coming next

I didnt know mr Jacob funny internet man alpharad was so good at merge games

I would love to watch alpharad gold play the rest of the pikmin games, the rest of the fnaf games, shantae, ape escape, and the luigis mansion series

I can't see the fruits' faces without thinking of The Battle Cats game. I wonder how they would feel about that game.