The soap cutting had my attention way more than it deserved

jo: I'm gonna do everything in my power to make the video ten minutes long The video:

Alpharad Gold monthly wrap-up (cumulative stats in parentheses): Series with multiple entries played: - Kirby: 1 (2) - Mario: 6 (18) - Mario Party: 1 (4) - Pokémon: 1 (8) Longest Video: Alpharad losing to a CPU… again (Mario Party 3) - 1:10:24 (Record: 1:40:08) Shortest Video: Getting Laid (Any% WR) (Super Seducer 2) - 11:27 (New Record!) Total Video Time: 14:34:43 (52:34:24) Average Video Time: 28:13 (35:04) Median Video Time: 25:57 (31:32) Super Mario Bros. 3 is a platform game developed and published by Nintendo for the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES). It was released for home consoles in Japan on October 23, 1988, in North America on February 12, 1990 and in Europe on August 29, 1991. It was developed by Nintendo Entertainment Analysis and Development, led by Shigeru Miyamoto and Takashi Tezuka. Players control brothers Mario or Luigi, who must save Princess Toadstool and the rulers of seven different kingdoms from the antagonist Bowser. As in previous Mario games, they defeat enemies by stomping on them or using items that bestow magical powers; they also have new abilities, including flight and sliding down slopes. Super Mario Bros. 3 introduced many elements that became Super Mario staples, such as Bowser's children (the Koopalings) and a world map to transition between levels. Super Mario Bros. 3 was praised by critics for its challenging gameplay and is listed as one of the greatest video games of all time. It is the third-best-selling NES game, with more than 17 million copies sold worldwide. It also inspired an animated television series, The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, produced by DIC Entertainment. Super Mario Bros. 3 was remade for the Super NES as a part of Super Mario All-Stars in 1993 and for the Game Boy Advance as Super Mario Advance 4: Super Mario Bros. 3 in 2003. It was rereleased on the Virtual Console service on the Wii U and 3DS, and was included on the NES Classic Mini. On September 19, 2018, it was rereleased on the Nintendo Switch Online service with added netplay.

You can title the video whatever you want, I know Alpha wins these.

Thank you Colin for your wonderful and wholesome editing!

This is my favourite soap-cutting channel. I can't wait to see what they cut next.

Holy shit, that final DK turn is one of the most hype Mario Party moments I've ever seem

On today's episode, Cjya learns the true powers of Hard DK, & DotColin may or may not need a raise

I've been staring exclusively at the soap cutting this whole video. It's mesmerizing. Lol.

Alpharad almost lost so hard to Hard DK that he thought about having lil bro not upload this episode and ending the streak here

I love when jo gets a star. Actually it reminds me of this really good show, its not very popular but it's really funny. There are a bunch of seasons and they go an a lot of bizarre adventures. Can't remember the name of it for the life of me. Minecraft; The Way Home? I'm pretty sure that's the name.

i gotta be real with yall ever since the soap carving popped up i couldn't stop watching it

Jacob literally had an Icarus moment and he STILL won LMAOOOO that's the Alpharad Luck™

Jacob: Maybe He has a plan for you Jo: His plan is for me to be broke Such a raw quote from Jo

this has been the best video so far, i have not taken my eyes off the screen once

I love that Colin 100% could’ve put the funny moments in the borders but chose to just plop them over the game instead.

Hard DK with the galaxy-brain play at the end to nearly get the win was exactly what I was expecting from a Mario Party video.

Bros went into overtime on this one

dude, i havent realized how hypnotic soap cutting videos are until today.

Genuinely insane play last turn. Curious if the devs actually intended to CPUs to do that.

It would be hilarious if the April Fools Joke was them ending the channel It would be sad, but REALLY funny

I can't believe Colin would dox Arby's like that

And today we learn that Jacob is into being blindfolded

On the second to last turn when jacob was at the crossroads he could have used the reverse shroom and given jo another shot at meeting his hero koopa

What a month it was. We got the Mario 3 saga and I finally filed my taxes. There was no better way to cap off this month than with Jacob’s top 1 Mario Parties

Gotta be honest I was just watching the soap cutting for the entire video

Did they really forget what day they are on

cant wait for the 11:59 upload for april fools

Whenever they play Subway surfers, they’ve got to have at least subway surfers, soap cutting, family guy, hydraulic pressing, and craft videos playing in the foreground for my attention to not be diverted

Love how, without fail, I get an adult nerf gun ad on every Mario Party episode

Not me actually watching the soap cutting 💀

Hopefully they bring back little dances like that in the next Mario party, I would love to see waluigi just hit the griddy

oooh cja was foreshadowed in the previous episode, damn the world building on Alpharad deluxe is one piece level

that was the coolest thing ive ever seen in mario party, double dipped with a LOCKED GATE

Another 10/10 from #dotcollin

haven't watched the video yet but already know this is an alpharad gold classic

i don’t think i’ve every payed so much attention to the gameplay of this channel

DK's crazy stunt on the last turn had me on the edge of my seat.

Can't wait for the end of the channel uploads for the year on April 1st. Because that would mean we all got FOOLED

2:53 "you wanna see the Mario movie? Yeah, im hype" In the words of Kratos: "keep your expectations low and you will never be disappointed"

The jo koopa bank melodrama was the best part of this episode

That last turn dk was actually insane

Funny April fools prank guys, the joke is over now

Jo: "I'm gonna do everything in my power to make this a 10 minute video" the video length: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Earliest upload ever and it's everything I expected on April 1st.

Hard DK, even in defeat, finds a way to put the fear of God in everyone present

Until the 10 minute mark where CJ introduced himself I deadass thought he was Colin and just thought he got a new nickname and his voice was deeper because he was tired

april fools better not be the day they end it

that fucking soap literally distracted me for most of the video, such good editing from my favorite channel

I'm glad we got hit with this emotional journey at the end of this month

Getting closer to the sun i see.

So many people look at those soap cutting videos and go, "That's satisfying" but we have bad experiences with knives. So seeing someone cut towards themselves like that fills us with anxiety instead of anything calming.

Ok, it’s getting late, starting to lose faith, might not get another vid,

I left to go to the grocery store, came back, and the video was still going. 10/10

I look away for 20 minutes and now i need to search for mario party under these distractions

I love watching my soap cutting and subway surfers content with Jacob and Jo in the background

Okay, so im passionate about this. I dont know the genuie reason why Japan uses 'circles' for yes, but I assume its because they circle the correct answer, and cross out the wrong one. I guess in America we reversed it to fill in a checkbox with 'X' or 'cross' (even we should use a 'check' in a 'checkbox'), and... I dont have a theory for why circle is no/negative. Maybe The placement of 'cross/X' feels more natural, and answering games in affirmative is a more common action?

Of course this is the ONE episode I don't put on in the background and actually watch. Is this all I really need to stay attentive, I've never even played subway surfers.

Obligatory comment about how they once again came close to the deadline but not really because of how time zones work

One of the most insane mario party videos I've seen, and you can only see half the screen

I love Alpharad and Cjya…. you guys rock 😄

You guys have nothing to lose by playing Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy! Can't wait to see it happen 😎😎😺🐈

that reverse curse play was something else.

Yoooooo! You guys made it through month 3!!

less than half an hour to midnight in california i think this might be it

Man that last turn from HARD DK was crazy

I forgot how utterly bloodthirsty Hard CPUs can be in Mario Party...

Those damn Soap cutting Videos give me more anxiety than anything bc that Girl keeps cutting towards her instead of away and I'm just waiting for disaster.

Colin, when they try you for war crimes, remember that “just following orders” is not a valid defense

This guy is so cool and probably handsome too

idk what it says about me but I spent most of this video staring at the soap cutting videos

i fell asleep watching this earlier, now i'm eating dinner and see the family guy clips and mobile gameplay. thank you for keeping me invested

Interesting way to increase replays I keep getting distracted by the soap cutting so I have to watch again to watch the family guys clips

Don’t go flying too close to the sun for an April fools joke Icarus

Glad to see theyrr still playing Mario 3

Lil Bro went crazy with the editing on this one

That soap is the most appetizing thing to ever be completely unappetizing

i’m so happy they played kirby air ride and now i know they will play pokepark ! thank you cj !

please make more content with cj this was such a good episode

Ngl i just watched the soap carving, thank you Collin for making the video entertaining

So close to a full year of gold, just 14 more days

Yo that family guy moment at 42:43 was hilarious

Colin does the best edits I have seen on the internet

Can't believe that todays game is subway surfers, can't wait to see this months mario party though

The soap cutting videos were so effective

THE IMMACULATE TIMING

God that dk come back went hard af

1:06:44 Sickest Mario Party play ever.

Favorite video of the month but now I have contracted ADHD from the subway surfers and soap subplot on the side of the screen

Hard dk never gets old, and this is probably an icarus moment

36:01 me with every pokemon opening for some reason. black and white gets stuck in my head constantly

This is a certified Alpharad Mario Party 3 Subway Surfers Soap-Cutting Family Guy Funny Moments (muted) moment

37:16 the family guy matches up with the Mario party gameplay

You guys are the Eric Andre Show of gaming content

When is Jo's birthday we need to send him a Koopa body pillow

god. shoutout to colin for linking to an arby's in texas

I love when the things on the side make the video unwatchable so i have to use it as a podcast

Colin better be playing subway surfers himself

Alpharad borrowing a Scott the Woz gag in the thumbnail there lol

seeing people cut soap while not wearing gloves gives me anxiety. thanks colin =]