This DLC has fulfilled my throbbing, closeted desire to become Thomas the Tank Engine rebrand.ly/AmbiguousAmphibian Dear Paradox: Official Thomas the Tank Engine and obligatory train skin pack when?

Say's "collaborating" but didn't pick Paradox as the mission sponsor 😭

"My patreons who are almost constantly reproducing" We are watching a Surviving Mars challenge run. No one here is having sex.

My first try at Last Ark went terribly wrong. Somehow an all-male crew didn't have what it takes to populate mars.

His name? Who Conner His mission? Being the sexiest himbo on mars.

Alternative title: Mars: The Alabama Experiment

10:13 He's right. That's where all the patrons come from. An amphibian patron finds another amphibian patron, they bang, make a kid, then the kid becomes a patron.

Who Connor is the first Himbo on Mars. Mars is now complete.

If you want a video recommendation, I propose completing a task in The Sims 3 or 4 (your choice) but you have to stay underground in a basement the whole time. It could have a simple objective. Perhaps starting from the bottom and working your way up to a million bucks, or having a sociable character unable to socialise. The possibilities are endless, as solitude makes everything more difficult and hence intriguing.

"Who Connor" This is literally an Abbott & Costello act LMAO

Any opening that starts with "Planting Seed" will be a winner.

Who Connor's himbo energy is powerful, and with his sexy idiocy he will create a martian Idiocracy of his own. You'll see. You'll all see.

You can't convince me that this isn't the plot of some future reality program.

I don't think 12 people meets the standards of a healthy gene pool, but I guess it's not really a paradox game if you can't inbreed.

how messed up would it be if every million or so years humans recolonized mars and then earth never learning which planet was the origination of human life, but always believing their planet was the original...

I don't think 12 really fits the whole '50/500' rule when it comes to repopulation. Better hope they brought some frozen sperm on that rocket ship for genetic variability in the future.

"An electronics store..." There's 12 people. How do you have a functional exchange based economy with such a low population? Are they just giving meaningless tokens to the robots?

Honestly, i did that but with a whopping 2 colonists. Where did the other 10 go? What other 10? There only ever were 2. By the end of my run my region was massively overpopulated and i spend most of my resources on somehow quelling the truely immense overpopulation issue that was birthed from 2 very sexy very horni individuals, isolated inside a single dome made to give them every single bit of comfort. Not that it matterd in the end as the population grew to such an extreme end that by the end of it all materials were spend on building Arcologies and Apartments to, again, somehow house all of those overpopulated masses of the Hornies.

"We sent 12 rocket crews to their deaths so we could seed the planet, prompting a single spontaneous bush generation on the opposite side of the map." Gold

4:37 How can a first generation martianborn be not only religious, but also a *gamer* 😂 Gotta love this game

In any colony or civilization, it’s important to have at least two doctors. For a second opinion 🤓

"Or slaughtering all the ducks for food!" Paired with melancholy classical guitar is a vibe I've never known I needed to hear until now.

I can't wait to pollute Mars' atmosphere in real life.

I always look forward to your amazing narratives

In keeping with the antfarm type games you love so much, I highly recommend checking out Distant Worlds 2. The game is exceedingly beautiful but not in the traditional "I have 1000 mods on my Skyrim install" way but more in the way of the process being beautiful. Its a 4x game but instead of bogging you down with lacing peoples boots for them you can automate some tasks away and continue playing your favorite parts of the game.

I needed this. Thank yoy

This game actually looks like quite a bit of fun, I'll definitely wishlist it :)

Good sponsored video, makes me want to play the game again.

in another universe ambiguousamphibian couldnt stop at just video games and became dictator, managing all of our lives like a game of sims

The MCRN are going to be proud of you.

Another amphiguous ambibian vid! Pog

Ok I'm convinced. ambiguousamphibian is the young 40k Emperor. He's architecting his plans for the mechanicum for all to see.

Great Video, as always 😆

Curio Starkiller and Vector DustDevil are such perfect names for space colonist children.

I love your stuff man

Finally a new video!

Absolutely love this hahahahaha

No wonder it was successful; you brought Cmdr. Riker along.

Who Conner, best first base player on Mars!

Your style and that voice with those words. It's the bees knees. I definitely like the cut of your jib.

Why do I never ger ambiguousamphibian videos recommended to me, every time i have to actively look for them

biblical swarm of locusts is why I keep coming back to these videos

“I would force them to enjoy themselves, whether they liked it or not” -AA 2022

Sincerely a great add 😅

You made me play Project Zomboid man. Subscribed!

very reasonable video, you have my thanks

Finally a video again of the person with the lovely voice 🥰

I can’t believe that the game now looks like this, I first got it for free on Epic Games on the day it released and played for only a few weeks then stopped years ago.

what started as a inspiring tale of colonization turned into "everybody wang chung tonight....or else"

Damn it man... You've just made me lose my weekend again

These games are increasingly just becoming vehicles for us to learn philosophy and the nature of human existence.

0:18 .... my heart stopped for a moment because I got some Babylon 5 flashbacks there,....

you make this game look so much more exiting than it is. LOVE THE VID

This is basically the plot of The Onion's brilliant, and underrated, miniseries "Sex House".

"Whose the dominant race now?" "POLYMERS!"

For me it usually takes 2 minutes for me to put my seed on the ground

I love all of your videos, but none have given me as much joy and elation as your Kenshi videos. The tale of the great Torsolo will live in my heart forever. I think it would cool to see a max difficulty run of Kenshi (high squad spawning and fast hunger rates etc.)

'space hillbillies' love it

Thank you. For mindful content.

I love that hippie is necessary trait for mars colony

Ah yes, Dr. Strangelove; or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Rocket :)

The music cut at the word “sexy”😂😂😂

Thank you for the video

I miss how you used to start every video with an ominous "hello"

God this is awsome More I demand MORE!!

Firmament. Truly underrated word.

"How much will it take to plant humanities seed on another planet" I can do it for free :)

I like that the devs animated a windmill dunk

Who? Connor

Man, your voice is exactly, like the voice from the speaker of Rick and Mortys, Simple Rick. xD

i have brain damage and i genuinely think ambiguousamphibian is helping my speech getting better, and making me more well spoken.

man i don't know why I enjoy so much the way you narrate all your videos haha it's interesting but at the same time funny

I appreciate the hole being named the ‘Mohole’

I left when you called the mars surface a vacuum u did yourself dirty there

This is like the prequel to the Expanse

The Monorail is not a Mod? nice! this game needs lots of updates

In 600 days, we went from 12 -> 1000+ people, those are some quick births

This reminds me of space colony from back in the day

Mister President, we cannot allow a mine shaft gap!

Can you do more rollercoaster tycoon vids?

Please make longer content

Amazing

When you role play your spaceship launch in city skylines so we’ll it comes full circle

"not comfortable"? That is a 11 million dollar mansion... I wish I was kidding...

Loving these paradox games.

the mohole is a KSP "easter egg" at moho's pole!

sorry babe, i cant hang out. new ambiguosamphibian vid just dropped.

Thanks for brightening my day homie 💜

People sent to the moon to frick, that's the a plot in Inside Job

"And who connor of all people grows up to be a sexy idiot" I believe the term you are looking for is Himbo

Thrilling

I've played this game for ages and barely ever bothered with colonists lol

Wellp, they should think about solving birth defects regardless of parenting relation since this seems like a realistic way of colonizing lmao

It would not be unappreciated if you made another project zomboid wilderness cac video👀

The mohole. Amazing.

I started keeping an eye on them with HoI3, which still has bugs left, even after many years of dedication by the community who took fixing in their own hands, way after paradox had given up on it. I haven't seen a single game from them that does not follow this pattern Which is a shame, because they always have something that could easily achieve greatness, if they didn't cut so many corners. Has anything changed I should know about?

Can you please make more surviving mars videos????

It really is amazing how good Rob is at these sim games.

I think this is how the plot for Call of Duty Infinite Warfare formed. Mars Aeternum.

yessss moar content