If only the Sims had organ harvesting. That'd make a very interesting video. 🤔

Its a tale of absolute tragedy..... All those wasted burgers..... I laughed at your commentary about housing prices at the 2hr mark..... So true, lol.

I'm so sorry

@@l3v126 I think you're looking for rimworld, 11/10 love that game

I will proceed to track down a copy and follow your words as an absolute truth.

Then work takes whatever's left and you pay taxes for the privilege.

Mood, reminds me of the jobs I’ve worked where I’d set timers during breaks to cry so I still had time to eat before heading back to work

And the damn repo man won't even let me keep my own urine

@@merrbino Well in history there used to be collectors of that for the making of gunpowder. So the Repo man is Guy Fawkes?🤭

@@TheHuffmanator Precisely! You truly are a numbered cash cow to most suits out there.

me @ me

"go! go! go, baby!"

I came here to escape reality man 😭

😂😂😂😂

Time stamp please 😂

This sounds like it should be a quote from Rick and Morty.

sounds like real depression...

Perfect for dinners and meals in general!!!

you eat for three hours?

Literally my boyfriend plays the sims on full speed at all times while his sims needs are all in the red while he's figuring out which rooms to decorate next or some other shit LMAO stresses me out to the MAX

Hes really bad at this game 😂

In my country they always ask if you have insurance. If you do, they just give you a case number for insurance purposes. If you don't have insurance they're like: "No insurance? So no paperwork then?" And then they berate you for being stupid and /or poor

@@spongerobert sounds about right

@@spongerobert capitalism 💵

Sim should have stayed strapped

@@spongerobert No firearms?

lol

"How does he keep setting his fridge on fire? Why does he have a wooden fridge?!"

Everytime they get the call. "oh not Brian again"

bulking season my dude

@@r0bz0rly maybe but that sim has to have texture sickness by now

🤣👌

🐽 snort

spent the last hour of the video waiting for him to notice the inefficiency and he never did lmao

Everything he does is inefficient. Sleeps for 5 hours while having full energy. Never cues up multiple actions, so the sim just stands around and starts complaining after every task. And spends the majority of the day doing nothing at 3x times speed. The worst part is when he alternates between normal speed and 3x every 5 seconds and every time my hopes get up he might actually take care of his needs. I love the commentary but this is rather torturous to watch

Stop crying

Brian, stop crying.

Brian isn't the only one crying

nah

For me it was the hunger bar lol

I desperately wanted him to buy a shower 🙈

I thought he would’ve been eaten by the flies

Yo candid kinda monster

That’s genius. I never played this but that’ll only work if it’s a 100% refund

@@MooseShower It is not.

@@JoshSweetvale If I remember correctly, I THINK it's a 100% refund if you resell it within 24 Sim hours. Otherwise no.

@@robinchesterfield42yeah even if you use them you can get a full refund. I can’t remember if it’s 24 sim hours though or by midnight the day you bought them.

He was doing that on purpose to make the vod longer, I believe. I love the stream chillness and the commentary, but I wasn't able to watch until the end, it was absolutely frustrating. The most absurd thing to me is that he would actively do nothing to improve the needs of the sim (just speed the game 3x) and then complain that the needs aren't met in time. Specially, constantly seeing the bladder of the sim being almost empty, and instead of actively clicking on the toilet, he would simply do nothing, or something absolutely unnecessary (like hiring a maid or spraying roaches), and then let the sim soil himself. ... And then after the sim soiled himself, instead of clicking on the shower, doing other random thing, and then complain that the mood of the sim is low. WTF? I think the real title of the video should be: "$0 Survival without barely commanding the Sim, except for completely arbitrary things". I think I will stick to the main channel, all Sims videos there are absolutely gold

How do you get the discs to work?

I installed it too but it won’t launch the game

I ripped the cd to iso, then mounted the cd to a virtual CD drive, then used a nocd crack as well as dgvoodoo2 to simulate an old video card and finally the sims mouse wheel addon so I can use that in game.

💀💀💀💀💀

Not only that, but just think about how the sims 1 evolved straight into THE SIMS 2. It was a HUGE jump in progress and both are an absolute masterpiece

@@HayleeFox15 It doesn't seem like much, yeah. It's crazy wild how fast games used to progress in terms of tech. 2000 was Pokemon Yellow. 2004 was Half-Life 2. They seem almost a decade apart.

@@endlesswanderer1753 Those are on totally different consoles though. GBA games from 2004 don’t seem 10 years from Pokémon Yellow.

@@maximilian6829 you're right, I should have said Perfect Dark. But I had pokemon on my mind. But the four year leap from Pokemon Yellow was still impressive. We went from monochrome GB games to full color with fake 3D on a handheld as powerful as the SNES. And the GBA was only $99 at launch. Still felt way advanced.

@@endlesswanderer1753 Oh yeah it was a great leap for sure.

I think the lack of action queueing may be intentional.

The music in The Sims 1 is easily the best one too.

I kept screaming at the screen to buy some sensible stuff with the money 🤣

This is a great idea - been thinking of going back and rebuilding an old XP machine lately, actually :)

@@ambiguousamphibianvods have you considered virtual machines? I dont know how great they work honestly but i know they were used to beat an old trackmania speedrun record as the map was slightly changed in the new version so they can work for gaming.

You can also do something called dual booting, where you have 2 operating systems on the machine, and choose between them when you boot the computer. You can have as many operating systems as you want, and you don't have to deal with the loading times of computers from the 2000s.

@@vozhd2723 I tried that, but my current PC is to mighty for older versions of windows and doesn't like to cooperate with them. ^^

What do you mean by 1 day?🤣

28:04 That has never worked they shower they get out redress then pee themselves. You can block the exit and they pee under the shower but do that twice and it spreads a tile out. 42:22 Falling asleep in a 1x1 tile is quite funny too, sad it wasn't shown there. 1:08:29 there it is...

😂😂😂

He constantly plays at 3x speed without taking any care of his sim. It's not as difficult as he made it look.

The strategy: I took the first job in the newspaper what was the politican. Thats lucky, becouse mostly about gathering friends. I sold the magic stuff and bought a phone, becouse it's randomly rings and you can get prize money. Went to downtown to the park and there is the solution. You can eat the other people burgers what they left on the table, also you can't get exhausted there and you can earn some fun and comfort in the swing and also you can spam the sink so you can get hygene. Strarted to make friends by 3x talked with someone and do the same with another sim so they don't get irritated by me. Afrer when I put up my mood went back to the lot and got some promotions. Gathered the basic requriements to keep my mood on level then abadoned the politican carrier for the x-treme with 11 friends and started to gain skill points, hired a maid and gardener plant some flowers to my door so the room meter was high when I went to work and from this point it was just a matter of time to build up a proper home. I stopped the promotions at the Racecar driver state that paid enough to cover my expenses, get married, made 3 children and a job for the woman all of them in maximum happiness and after that I said the mission is accomplished. It was a fun project :D Kept me busy for like 4 hours