American Psycho but it’s the '50s (Let's see Paul Allen's cigarettes...)

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The Inconceivable Thunder Weasel

Жыл бұрын

Let's see Paul Allen's description.

Пікірлер: 351

@paulallen8034 Жыл бұрын

I’ve always loved Marlboro great brand! But what else would I use halberstram’s?😂

@luisportella1760 Жыл бұрын

Axefield

@Zygoatgamer Жыл бұрын

Great ass, goes out with that loser Patrick Bateman

@patrickbateman8200 Жыл бұрын

Hey Paul!

@healthwealthgurus Жыл бұрын

Great edit thunder weasel, what app did you use for the cigs and hands moving? Thanks, my little brother wants to know, as he has an animation assignment to do in school :D

@mattmarzula Жыл бұрын

@@healthwealthgurus your little brother is taking an animation class... with a teacher he could ask questions to... who's probably given them guidance and suggestions on what programs to use... yet, his big sister has to ask in a KZfaq comment section what editing software the channel account holder used to clip in a hand holding cigarettes into a video... Doesn't pass the smell test. By the time it's due, you won't get an answer here. Although, and I know this may seem unconventional, you could look it up on THE INTERNET! You know, that thing you're using right now.

@marko9695 Жыл бұрын

"Its very nice Bateman but thats garbage" killed me 💀

@crazyplayz2776 Жыл бұрын

lmaoooooooooo fr

@47nrubreddew Жыл бұрын

😄😄😄😄👍

@nnguyetminh Жыл бұрын

This one really had me

@kisslevente5659 Жыл бұрын

But the Turkish Sun cured leaves be bussin' 😩

@arturos.l.2248 Жыл бұрын

@@kisslevente5659 the do be bussing

@yuhhhguy Жыл бұрын

"patrick? you're not smoking" 😂

@naveensingh-hm3wz Жыл бұрын

There is a moment of sheer panic when i realise paul's cigarette is obviously more expensive than mine.

@goldengod5915 Жыл бұрын

I calm myself, and move into the smoking parlor

@nosuchthing8 Жыл бұрын

I have to see this movie. Is it very graphic?

@goldengod5915 Жыл бұрын

@@nosuchthing8 It’s considered by a lot of people to be a horror movie, and there are scenes that I’d consider graphic, but nothing insane. It does get dark towards the end.

@louisschmidt3972 Жыл бұрын

@@nosuchthing8 only around 40 seconds. So please go ahead and watch it

@Xippone2093 Жыл бұрын

@@louisschmidt3972 bro said it’s graphic for 40 seconds 😂😂😂😂😂

@neilkristjansson8477 Жыл бұрын

Somehow switching the business cards to cigarettes completely recontextualizes this and makes it feel like a scene straight out of the second season of Mad Men.

@rickdavis32 Жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same!

@gamerdudejake3092 Жыл бұрын

20 years later. Lets see Paul Alans lungs.

@kisslevente5659 Жыл бұрын

That smooth tar buildup... The tasteful thickness of it...

@idiotidiot5821 Жыл бұрын

My God the tar, the polyps...it's breathtaking

@lionelhutz5137 Жыл бұрын

"My god, he even has emphysema...."

@dontsleeponyourstomach Жыл бұрын

Look at the stoma the tasteful discharge

@stealingbacktime590 Жыл бұрын

20 years later, no virus can get past the build up of tar. He may die but at least he'll die later and might enjoy higher free testosterone levels.

@MegaByte8904 Жыл бұрын

The “Something wrong? You’re not smoking.” Its great at so many levels it’s really hard to explain

@entropia14 Жыл бұрын

"You ain't seen shit yet." Lmao, I honestly didn't expect that

@buntyskb Жыл бұрын

American Pyscho is turning out to be the most cult classic movie ever.

@arturos.l.2248 Жыл бұрын

I like how he's casually holding around Paul allens cigarettes

@turkishjanitor3666 Жыл бұрын

How this would've looked like if it was actually made in 50s: Marlon Brando as Patrick Bateman Cliff Robertson as Craig McDermott Angela Lansbury as Jean Peggy Cummins as Evelyn Williams Gloria Grahame as Courtney Rawlinson William Daniels as Luis Carruthers Peter Graves as Paul Allen John Carradine as Donald Kimball Ann Blyth as Christie Directed by Alfred Hitchcock

@TheThunderWeasel Жыл бұрын

God it would’ve been beautiful

@snailgod27 Жыл бұрын

Absolute cinematic gold

@stanen Жыл бұрын

I hate being addicted to cancer sticks

@TheThunderWeasel Жыл бұрын

Me too my man

@williambrooks639 Жыл бұрын

I was on at least one can a day of chew and I feel you!!!

@lastdayonearth8381 Жыл бұрын

And I'm Like Meh....

@feel.U-y5o Жыл бұрын

De algo hay que morir

@percival7754 Жыл бұрын

i love it

@mr.snezok Жыл бұрын

The parody and the voice acting are top-notch.

@ceh4190 Жыл бұрын

I can’t believe the disrespect towards the camel no filter 😂

@haroldflowers8182 Жыл бұрын

the last cigs should have been lucky strikes

@TheAlchemist1089 Жыл бұрын

Gross wtf 🤮

@swaythegod5812 Жыл бұрын

That would have been perfect

@NBass136 Жыл бұрын

Nah man. Camel is the best

@heneedsomemilk655 Жыл бұрын

My favorite part was the shoddy still cutout of your hand that you used to hold the cigarette packs. 🤣

@joshjacob1530 Жыл бұрын

The American spirits would have made him have a seizure

@idiotidiot5821 Жыл бұрын

Then Tyrone comes in with a pack of Newport 100s and a bunch of friendly things are said.

@lorenzogaspero9758 Жыл бұрын

The fact that in this meme Paul Allen left to Bryce his entire pack of cigs is so on point lmao

@Mazryonh 11 ай бұрын

Maybe in this scenario Paul Allen went to smoke his last cig from the pack, and just left the empty pack on the table?

@arturos.l.2248 10 ай бұрын

@@Mazryonhyeah it definitely wasn't a business card he handed to him

@SISTERCOOKIE Жыл бұрын

"something wrong, patrick? you're not smoking."👌🏿

@dolandarkxgrandayy6953 Жыл бұрын

The Tobbacoist lmao

@captainireland1375 Жыл бұрын

As a smoker myself I really do think Paul Allen has the best cigarettes

@arturos.l.2248 Жыл бұрын

Nah patrick batemen got the smoothest, most nicotine cigarettes

@yattibanks Жыл бұрын

You should do a sequel to this where Patrick is about to strangle Luis in the bathroom because he pulled out a pack of Newports.

@nickb1892 Жыл бұрын

The drop sound at the end, even replaced by a drop hit full pack of stoags.

@heisenberg2403 Жыл бұрын

Let's see Paul Allen cigarettes ☠️☠️☠️☠️

@thefattesthagrid Жыл бұрын

Good ol' tabacconist had your back, back in the day.

@stellarr1 Жыл бұрын

We need a version of this that is formatted like a silent film with old timey music in the back, I demand it

@Torgo1001 Жыл бұрын

Harold Lloyd starring in D.W. Griffith's "Yankee Doodle Madman."

@reyk3524 Жыл бұрын

"Its Something wrong Patrick? You are not smoking"

@TheBoiWithUshanka Жыл бұрын

We need this but with more decades

@Nazariy-Linguist Жыл бұрын

impressive, very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's edit)

@MrPeedOFile Жыл бұрын

I like the voices you made for the caracthers just like an old movie.

@IfunnyAntiGlobalist777 Жыл бұрын

Fantastic editing. Watching twice taking mental notes. Great work, God bless you and your family

@KenMasters. Жыл бұрын

Fun Fact: When the idea of an American Psycho movie was first brought after 1991, the movie was planned to be in black & white starring Brad Pitt as a book-accurate Patrick Bateman.

@justinhopper5941 Жыл бұрын

Your compliment was sufficient, Luis

@kuzcosmkswed117 Жыл бұрын

Imagine if the world instead of making food reviews, turned into cigarette reviews

@DaraGaming42 Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I could imagine cigarette packet unboxing by influencers and KZfaqrs in an alternate 2022B

@17Scumdog Жыл бұрын

This was fucking great! Do the rest of the movie please!

@jackmehoff5541 Жыл бұрын

Yes please and release it in the movie theaters so me and you can watch the full movie with some popcorn!

@markwilken2492 Жыл бұрын

Absolutely perfect dude. I’ve always loved this scene

@grapetape9753 Жыл бұрын

paul allen has taste tbh

@tiltrompi2301 Жыл бұрын

Great Job, this deserves more views!

@TheThunderWeasel Жыл бұрын

Thanks man. I’m honestly impressed it got as many as it has.

@kurtdewittphoto Жыл бұрын

That's a pretty good Bateman impersonation.

@AbissoInteriore Жыл бұрын

this video is an internet treasure, watched it a few times on my own, and sent it to a couple of friends too. Everyone must watch this masterpiece.

@lastdayonearth8381 Жыл бұрын

That Ending Is Perfect. XD

@sowososmooth Жыл бұрын

Underrated

@nickb1892 Жыл бұрын

Camel Blues, and...Camel Turkish Royale. When I was a kid, and I could get a pack of those, especially with at my friend's for the weekend, I was toasty with the heaters.

@dominicvega9267 Жыл бұрын

“You ain’t seen shit yet” 😂

@hiptobejarrod Жыл бұрын

Cancer ain’t the only thing trying to kill Paul Allen.

@Mazryonh 6 ай бұрын

Now I can't unsee the mental image of an anthropomorphic lit cigarette saying "Hey Paul!" during that specific scene in the original movie.

@spaghettiking7312 Жыл бұрын

The fact that this is so accurate shows that "cultured" consumption truly will never fade. At least being healthy is the trendy thing right now.

@feo2569 Жыл бұрын

I feel that Paul Allen would smoke the Kent cigarettes with the micronite asbestos filters.

@javgirlfriend8846 Жыл бұрын

This is just an episode of Mad Men

@stopyourstalkingshitbro1602 Жыл бұрын

Some gourmet quality content

@robertspencer1205 Жыл бұрын

That was Great, Weasel! 👍

@real_left4you 2 ай бұрын

I love Marlboro too. I quit smoking, but that red pack is in my soul forever.

@specialunit0428 Жыл бұрын

Best Marlboro ad ever.

@ninochaosdrache3189 Жыл бұрын

The voice over is well done.

@josterrasse3133 Жыл бұрын

Nailed the voice

@CurrentlyBlazed Жыл бұрын

Damn. Back in like, 1993 I used to steal cigs from the gas station near my house. The camel's where always the easiest to snatch lol. Then... Turkish Jades entered the picture. Fuck, I'm old now

@buckbumble1872 Жыл бұрын

should have been newports for the meme

@collectingwithaj1898 Жыл бұрын

Funny I love smoking cigarettes especially lighting them with my wyatt earp zippo

@amujaoonly103 Жыл бұрын

Very nice! Impressive! Oh my God! I have been trying to give up smoking!

@ajaymalik4473 Жыл бұрын

Impressive, very nice

@coloradoempire3926 Жыл бұрын

I’m deeply disappointed with the absence of Lucky Strike

@megandunevant2627 Жыл бұрын

this video was very brilliant thank you so much i dont use punctuatuion

@Colt8722 Жыл бұрын

I wish the last pack had been Newports 😂

@TheArcticGiantWalks Жыл бұрын

Same

@Blady99 Жыл бұрын

Perfect sub

@Archvil1 Жыл бұрын

Glad to this meme has returned

@perfectly.sane.behaviour Жыл бұрын

I FUCKING LOVE CIGARETTES. I quit two months ago and literally everything I see wants me to start smoking again

@szyszkarzadzi Жыл бұрын

Same here, I quit 5 days ago, al of a sudden I see shit like that video all around the internet

@perfectly.sane.behaviour Жыл бұрын

@@szyszkarzadzi for real it's almost stepping into PSYOP territory, also holy shit I keep dreaming of smoking, not to mention the first 1.5 month depression and lack of dopamine

@FelixWheatfield Жыл бұрын

It's just Mad Men now

@raihanwinata5329 Жыл бұрын

Average mid 20s Indonesian cafe experience

@ndroidrage Жыл бұрын

Chesterfield. A real man's smoke. - stevemre

@thecustodianpenguin Жыл бұрын

beautiful ❤

@TheThunderWeasel Жыл бұрын

Thanks bro. Nice to see a fellow penguin.

@nicaalex6062 Жыл бұрын

honestly if i didn't quit smoking ciggaretes i would absolutely choose Chesterfield. i smoked that cigars and they are pretty good than the rest of the cigars there

@nicolaspiazza4095 Жыл бұрын

Chesterfield is so, so bad where I live. It's the cheapest cigarette and taste and smell just like it. Camel is great, but lasts around 3 or 4 minutes. While it tastes and smells better than marlboro, it's just too ephemereal of a pleasure.

@Jesus_Wojak Жыл бұрын

Camel is my favorite of those.

@thinaphonpetsiri9907 10 ай бұрын

Frankly that Marlboro is pretty much the most popular cigarette in where I live.

@zache1605 Жыл бұрын

Oh my god. They were even filtered

@blackhathacker82 Жыл бұрын

Very nice let's see Paul Allen taste of cigarettes

@thatssomething1 Жыл бұрын

C'mon Paul Allen would be smokin' Dunhills or Nat Shermans..not that shite 😆😉

@Moskau43 Жыл бұрын

He ended up hitting Paul Allen with a Lucky Strike.

@Mixkayla24 Жыл бұрын

😂 this is awesome

@asajjy Жыл бұрын

Ever So Slightly Touches With Middle Finger

@leeli4692 Жыл бұрын

Awesome

@efegokselkisioglu8218 Жыл бұрын

Change da world, my final message, goodbye.

@moderncloth682 Жыл бұрын

Paul Allen strikes me as a Benson and Hedges kind of guy.

@abhisheksahu2204 Жыл бұрын

Oh my god they are even filtered

@KingOfCreampies Жыл бұрын

Paul Allen smokes that exotic pack

@revolutionrevenge Жыл бұрын

very nice.

@sherezadevergara9440 Жыл бұрын

If that guy pulled out Paul Allen’s Natural American Spirits which are the most expensive cigarettes, he would have gone crazy.

@AbissoInteriore Жыл бұрын

expensive and garbage

@TheAlchemist1089 Жыл бұрын

@@AbissoInteriore pure tobacco

@Primatenate88 Жыл бұрын

God I love black and blue. American spirits are based, but camel crushes are top tier

@AbissoInteriore Жыл бұрын

@@TheAlchemist1089 you can buy way less expensive organic tobacco and roll your own cigarette.

@seth5143 Жыл бұрын

@@Primatenate88 The blacks are neat but you could definitely buy and blend something similar from whole leaf much cheaper; perique is 'rare' in this sense that it's a type of burley only produced in one place but you can still find it online.

@Psl.7272 Жыл бұрын

Masterpiece 😂

@weerobot Жыл бұрын

Very Good

@DrBIeed Жыл бұрын

I always figured Paul Allen for the Lucky Strikes type.

@mattmarzula Жыл бұрын

Dorsia used to have a smoker's lounge tucked away in the east wing of the top floor.

@TheThunderWeasel Жыл бұрын

Miss those days

@gang6009 8 ай бұрын

Paul allen smoking acid c notes

@alexzhukovsky8361 Жыл бұрын

Cool

@trumpnemo6650 Жыл бұрын

Dude camel Turkish no filter is how i started smoking 😂 so many ages ago of that. Don’t smoke kids it was hard to quit glad I don’t even care for it any longer.

@evosolutionsllc.910 Жыл бұрын

What do you mean it's the 50s? We do that at work on the construction job site when we take our smoke break. 🤣

@Mazryonh 6 ай бұрын

Do you still compare cigarette brands like in this fan parody? Which brand is the trendiest among the construction workers?

@evosolutionsllc.910 6 ай бұрын

@@Mazryonh Newport is king. But a lot of guys will go back and forth with Marlboro and Maverick like the cheaper brands because they are trying to save money. 😂

@Mazryonh 6 ай бұрын

@@evosolutionsllc.910 Sounds like Newport really has everyone short of breath (pun intended). Let me guess: if someone brought in really expensive cigarettes or even cigars, would everyone at the construction site ask that person to share? I wonder what kind of occasion would merit such a thing. They used to give out cigars when a man became a father, for instance, but that was decades ago.