It was a fact that in England you had more chance of being bitten by Suarez than being bitten by a shark!

When Suarez biting was in the news and the debate was how many matches he should be banned for......... my mum said "don't ban him, just pull his teeth out"

When you have teeth like Luis Suarez , it would be a crime NOT to bite people

10:00 john lewis is a chain of department stores in the UK, known for christmas adverts that make you cry.

On behalf of the admired, we salute you. You're not a dumb American, you're just enjoying British/English tradition and I admire you for being so invested in it. Thank you

Suarez could eat an apple through a tennis racket

You're right. The 4-0 was about the opposite team winning.. And the let's pretend we scored a goal chant was at the same match

john terry smashed his team mate wayne bridge's missus. lampard wasnt involved in that, but the fans sang it at him as a threat like "he's allready done it to one of his mates, you could be next". they all played for chelsea together

Most of these require context unfortunately, for example, John Terry had an affair with his teammate Wayne Bridges wife, which was a huge scandal, so all his teammates (Lampard) were on guard.

''Fat Granny Shagger'' was aimed at Wayne Rooney. I think it made the papers that he had done just that.

i love that you looked up the context

Regarding us still having fun when we are losing: Being British you get used to feeling a sort of constant, low grade disappointment, about life in general. We are never happier than when we have something to have a good old moan about, which is why we secretly love our weather. 😂 Also if you google Mesut ozil you will get it...he has fairly large, protruding eyes.

Best chant ever was in Scotland which was aimed at the then rangers goalkeeper Andy goram who had been diagnosed with schizophrenia. The chant was "there's only two Andy gorams"

Luis Suarez is 90% calcium

There’s a shop in the UK called “John Lewis” so that’s why they called out Lennel John-Lewis for having a name similar to the shop brand in the UK.

My favourite from the away end with a quiet home crowd, is a good "We forgot that you were here" 😄

Suarez is also an Olympic Apple Bobbing Champion !!🤣🤣🤣

I like this new Detective Boomer, sometimes the research behind it is funnier than the chant.

Luis Suarez makes mike Tyson look like red riding hood but what a football player

Yeh you were right, you Were pronouncing Ajax wrong🤦🏻‍♂️😂But you recognised/realised that, and pronounced it perfectly with no guidance!👌👏👏then carried on pronouncing it wrong.....🤔🤦🏻‍♂️🤷‍♂️😂😂😂💜

Luis suarez was gold to the PL, one of the best players who have ever played in the league

Always good when you have to scroll down to find the disciplinary offences in question

Suarez is just a top tier shithouser. Shithousing is winding up your opponents by any means necessary. He spent years doing it at Liverpool and we loved him for it (also the many ridiculous goals he scored helped). After he left, he came back to play against us with Barcelona. There is a tradition in football where if you score against your former team you don't celebrate as a sign of respect. He said beforehand that if he scored he wouldn't hold back, and sure enough he celebrated and he also did his best to wind up and irritate our players. Some Liverpool fans got mad, but to me it's like getting wet in the rain and getting angry at the clouds. One of his most infamous moments wasn't even a bite, Uruguay were in the world cup quarter final against Ghana. In the last few minutes of extra time Ghana had a shot on goal. With the goalkeeper out of position it was going in, until Suarez put his hand out and stopped it. As he expected, he was immediately sent off and Ghana got a penalty, but they missed it. The game then went to a penalty shootout and Uruguay won. To this day he refuses to apologise. Make your own judgement, but you can see both sides. I think FIFA should have brought in a rule after this that if a similar situation occurs, the goal is given rather than a penalty because the temptation to cheat for your team would just be too much. A lot more players than would admit it would definitely do the same.

Suarez is one of the great pupils of "shithousery" , a very vital part of football.

Suarez made a hattrick with his teeth. 3 different players, countries and competitions. That's... Something.

Granny shagger thing is aimed at Wayne Rooney, he had/has form for liking elder women.

The "let's all do the Wenger" I think was one you'd definitely overlook purely due to lack of context. but at the time was so hilarious they highlighted it on Match of the Day (Which rarely happens). It was in mockery of Arsen Wenger who managed Arsenal at the time. He was known for exaggerated gesticulations with his arms and getting pissy (He was also generally a pretty common target for mockery due to his absurd behaviour and comments... and for being unforgivably French).

Luis Suarez was one hell of a goal scorer tho, you should watch a compilation of him

the biting reveal was hilarious 😂😂

Yes. It is that second attempt at the Ajax pronunciation. Getting there 💪👏

The dance at the end was the Liverpool team on a night out... The song is about two footballer brothers Kolo and Yaya Toure. Kolo was playing for liverpool and in that group dancing. The guy at the front in the black shirt is their all-time great captain Steven Gerrard (who was referenced as having slipped on his arse at the start of the video).

I remember a story in 2014. A guy in england bet, that Luis Suarez will bites someone in the tournement and he won a few thousand pounds🤣🤣🤣

Suarez has been given lengthy bans on at least two occasions for eating his opponents! But since Video Assistant Referee has been brought in, he's turned vegetarian

It's better when you go to a game and both sets of fans are having a go at each other . A football club is for life and there are always good and bad times so fans make the best of it .

Luis Suarez has bitten 3 footballers, which means professional footballers are statistically more likely to be bitten by Suarez than by a shark.

The Lenell John-Lewis chant is a reference to a store here in the UK called John Lewis.

That dance at 2:02 is just man city fans normally, they haven't quite reached the final stage of evolution like the rest of us

John Lewis is a name of a popular shopping store in UK.

That fucking Gerrard chant will always piss me off... the Palace game is why we lost, not the slip of one of the greatest ever midfielders to grace the pitch.

The chants can be brutal zero effs given. Always hilarious

the two times where you're chortling with laughter sells this video.

Luis Suarez memes are top class 😂

Suarez would have been out of football on his arse but he was so brilliant it was forgiven, the song about him was Liverpool fans and the we hate mancs was Liverpool too, Terry was bonking a team mates wife behind his back.

Intro had me creasing with laughter 🤣

The wife's a big fan of muff diving and actively encourages it when I'm playing around the box.

Great video again, as a huge football fan it would be cool to see more content. There's a huge market for football content! ⚽

A really good shop in the Uk is called John Lewis it sells tvs clothes, perfume, home products etc

love the mid reaction research so that you understand and can see why it is funny :) keep it up boss

I enjoyed you taking the time to look up stuff you didn't understand. Tip for searching a web page, I think if you hit control and F and type the key word like 'bite' it will take you to the instances where that text appears. Lets you quickly home in on the specific info your looking for.

The last one was actually the Liverpool football team lead by captain Steve Gerrard years ago

from a massive football fan (not for much longer supporting a rubbish football team) love that you are taking a intrest keep up with the exelant vidios.

There is a uk department store name John Lewis

Yeah Ajax is pronounced Eyeaxe & when there're no goals it's pronounced as nil

Basically for the shop one John Lewis is a name of a shop 😂

When episode 2 of Benidorm coming out?

John Terry had a thing with his England team mate Wayne Bridge's wife back in 2010. When the two players met on opposing sides for their club teams, Bridge refused to shake Terry's hand at the beginning of the game as customary by all players, so it kinda confirmed what was reported to have occurred.

Love these brilliant. It's a wonder there's no chant video of Liverpool an man utd when we was beat 7-0. 7 fkn nil. I was nearly in tears an if there's a video of it I've yet to find it

The wrong person played the character Hannibal in the films, it should have been Luis Suarez.

Great intro Muppet king. 😂👍🇬🇧

Hey @KingBoomer the chant about Yaya, Yaya /Kolo, Kolo Toure is Man City fans singing about two African brothers that played for them at the time, Yaya and Kolo Touré!

Suarez makes Hannibal Lecter look like an amateur.

Or an Elizabethan collar(for a dog) around Suarez's neck (to stop him from biting) All in all, so far, he's bitten 3........... 1) Branislav Ivanovic 2) Olman Bakkal 3) Giorgio Chileni

I like King Boomer's theory that Luis Suarez's tendency to bite opponents was some kind of revenge for having parts of his ears bitten off as a child.

john lewis is a department store in uk

Yes Karl Pilkinton is a sound guy very funny 😊😅

Great video & your not dumb,but Luis suarez is still a great footballer,& the goals he scored were amazing.True he bit people probably a little hungry.

Normally the footy chants are to do with something someone in the team or the manager has done or been caught doing etc. anything to get a rise lol

John Lewis is a store in the uk

You need to watch "Buxton vs Bradford PA" the andy brownrigg chant is incredible

Luis Suarez aka Mr Ed 🤣🤣

we need more football reactions

john lewis is the name of a department store

Luis Suarez - his teeth are offside

I agree, I don’t know who can hate Karl Pilkington

Loving the reactions mate!! Can you please react to football factory? Or green street?

Suarez was a human pac-man. I actually believe Mike Tyson started following him on twitter after the second biting incident. Tbf he was a proper dirty player but he did bring a good bit of character and drama to the Premier league. It's all a bit boring now that we don't have people like Duncan Ferguson, Skrtel, Fellaini, Cantona ect.

And if you think that's wild. Suarez once clasped his teeth and rolled about after one of those incidents. Attempting to get the bitee sent off for harming him.

Noticed your enjoying a lot of the football chants you really need to watch the movie Green Street. Would be a good reaction for us Muppet fans 👍😅

But I love your researches on him in the video......and your reactions

John Lewis is a posh shop here in the uk so the crowd took the piss out of he's name 😊😅

he also apparently bit branaslav Ivanovic Liverpool vs chelsea

Liking the new intro

John Lewis [Partnership] is a chain of department stores, and also have a supermarket subsidiary called Waitrose.

john terry was sleeping with his team mates (wayne bridge) girl friend French model Vanessa Perroncel

The funny thing about Luis Suarez is that when he bit the other player he then tried to cry to the refs that the player he bit hurt his teeth.

John Terry imposed the super-injunction on a Sunday newspaper after hearing it was going to publish a story about his affair with lingerie model Vanessa Perroncel, then the girlfriend of his England teammate, Wayne Bridge. The courts lifted the gag order and the affair was revealed, costing him the England captaincy.

hello hello hello, king and queen boomer, ive been following your channel a while now and ime loving it mate. ive got a little list of stuff for you both to react to, i know you like al murray so type in the pub landlord al murrays happy hour, its his talk show, also mrs browns boys, i am shit at spelling and cant be arsed to correct it so bare with me, oh ye check out rab c nesbit, you will need subtitles as it is raw glasweigen . ENJOY YOU MUPPET HAHAHA

there was a newspaper story about john terry sleeping with a lot of his Chelsea team mates wife behind their back

What happened to the latest react of Man Down ? Have we seen one ?

I like it when you research on screen, just to bouble check

I’d love it if you could react to “Stuggy vines” they’re absolutely hilarious

Nice to see the mighty Stoke City get a mention. UP THE MIGHTY POTTERS

Just so you know. John Lewis is a big department store chain in the UK

John Terry was known to play away. There’s a famous incident involving his best friend or shall we says his former best friend. When they met on the pitch on opposing sides, the guy wouldn’t shake John Terry’s hand at the start of the game.

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The most annoying part of John Terry is .... that's my name back to front lmao

Mancs are people from Manchester so it’s probably Liverpool fans singing it

Suarez when at liverpool Fc was one of the greatest goal scorers on the planet he scored 3or 4 goals in a single game on multiple occasions,loved watching him as a Liverpool fc fan shame about his canabillistic tendencies though 🙄

I think you should do a video on the Isle of Man TT would be good to see your reaction to the speed and the crashes

Don't worry You the BEST....