That eagle would not be flying broooo

Balance your budget by buying less fries

Oof… I don’t think eaglesss eat potato. Isss it OK?

Did you forget prostration to the flag?

Medical or college?

Theres a fine line in between being brave and stupid.

Land of the Free (for the rich) and home of the brave (for the ignorant).

no it doesn't, confidence isn't always brave

​@@el_IJ_uh But sometimes, someone _is_ the line.

Nope, just sheer stupidity on their part

yeah no exactly because it should be a free ride

so i suppose ambulances just pick you up whenever you need to go wherever and taxis show up to put you in debt and bring you to the hospital.... yeah that's about right. (save for the debt part if you don't live in Americaville)

@@A_Buster9693 What are you talking about? You call an Ambulance if there's an emergency you need to rush to the hospital, and they're Free That's their whole point

As an American I unfortunately have to disagree with this statement

That is quite literally the POINT of a bloody ambulance😂😂

"Everything free in America For a small fee in America" _West Side Story_

not the only rifle in school

I'd half expect the answer to that to be a unified "yes" and then the class sprouts rifles like an army unit given the instruction to "present arms!"

A Reighfyl in the class? I hope there isn’t! 😂

Do we have a rifle in class lmfao No, but we have a handgun.

Mr. Syzlak: Hmm? Alright, I'll check. Reighfyl! Do we have a Reighfyl in this class? Random Student: I sure hope not! (The whole class erupts into laughter) Mr. Syzlak: Alright listen here, you smartass. I don't know where you get off making this kind of joke to a classroom of all places, but if you wanna make fun of people dying I'll be more than happy to make a punchline of you. (He slams the phone down onto the receiver, muttering that he'd have painted a more colorful picture if it weren't for all the children around.)

never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with

Also they think they own the continent's name

@@ethirium4389that is one hill I will die on. We aren’t the only people calling us America, we didn’t start it, it isn’t anyone’s fault, and most of us know that there are other countries on the continents North and South America

It's the number 1 world superpower so yeah while we have problems, like everywhere else. I'm very grateful to have been born here with the freedoms we are given. I mean you can get arrested in the UK for saying something mean on Twitter, are you kidding me?

@CarbonatedCondensation Anytime a European gives us issues about our name I tell them this the UK call themselves Britain but the British isles are alongside the UK itself comprised of Ireland the Isle of Man and Jersey why do they call themselves Great Britain knowing this? Why does Ecuador call themselves that? It means equator there’s many other countries on the equator line!

Yeah, they literally just have to extract 12. Like as 16-12=4 so 16:10=4:10. This is literally 1st grade maths.

Or, if available, look at an analog clock and count. Since 1 is after 12, we know what that should be, don’t we? That’s right, 13. Imagine an analog clock and count if that’s what you need, it’s not rocket science.

@@tovarishchfeixiaoamericans don’t have access to that

As an American, I feel we should be taught this, I actually had to teach myself how to read military time because most of the books I read use military time

It's so weird, I've been using 24-hour time since I was a teen, but I still verbally say "4 o'clock" when asked. Same thing when I look at it. I see "17:05" and my brain says, "5 o' 5."

if this was done by robin then he definitely be done with their shit

I mean, it makes it funnier, no?

The channel is owned by Slazo, who's also an Aussie

No but I’m American and yes this is how it works

Yeah it really is like that. One time my friend got into a giant ball of pillows and asked us to push him down the stairs just cause.

Murica

🦅🦅🦅

@@andrewsgamingvids My guy that just translated to kill. Kinda funny given the fact you think everyone should have a fully automatic rifle and gun violence isn’t an issue.

​​@@commandercody2169and since when did he ever say he thought that, hmm?

​@@letter_o_hyphen_letter_o- ah, 'Muricans. Never being able to read the difference between the singular "you" and the plural "you"

I hate that I don't doubt this one bit

Average America L

If you don't live there then why are you complaining about its problems? They're irrelevant to you, so why even bother?

@@GremlinTheFurry maybe because it's good to see things beyond the end of your own nose and learn from other countries' mistakes. their problems can become your problems very fast

@@psychodelicvelosity I suppose that's fair, it just seems odd to complain about something that doesn't affect you. Talk about it? Sure, that makes sense. But complaining about it? I don't really get it.

@genericinterneter so what? America has 300M people anyways one loss isn’t THAT bad to us

​@@ANDREW-ck6roThis is sarcasm, right?

​@@cynister7384god, I hope it is lmao

@@ANDREW-ck6ro ...really hope that was sarcasm...

​@@ANDREW-ck6ro aint no way 💀

Apology solely accepted for you. The other people don't deserve forgiveness

Same here😭😭😭 We are sincerely sorry😭😭😭

I don't apologize. Take this back.

We dont apologize. We dont accept you as an American anymore

as a representative of northern Italy I accept your apology informally, we still have to discuss the latest culinary crimes that have been committed and this may result in a delay in a formal response Best regards. I can't think of any fake political body

Real, me and my dad make fun of the president all the time

@acethekitty7 well these two clowns ofc will be made fun of one knows he’s horrible for the economy yet runs anyway out of stubbornness the other can’t be professional to save his life

@@acethekitty7We're a bunch of dog-faced pony soldiers, I guess.

I feel embarrassed

as a fellow american, i agree. we make it very easy.

Americans also don't know how to pronounce Leicester, Gloucester or Worcester.

⁠​⁠@@damianjblack I’m sorry but h o w (I’m not American)

@giveducko in Britain they're pronounced Less-tuh, Gloss-tuh and Wuss-tuh (close enough for a youtube comment anyhow). Americans pronounce them as "Lee-sess-ter", "Glow-sess-ter" and "Wur-sess-ter". (As an aside, all the cester names in England derive from the Latin "castra" meaning fort. "Leicester" comes from the Old English form "Ligoreceaster" meaning basically "fort of the Ligore people"...)

@@damianjblackThe Worcester I’m aware of, in the state of Massachusetts, is pronounced exactly as you say it should be. It drives people crazy because you’d never guess it from reading the word but we’ve got that one right. Gloucester, also in Massachusetts, is more or less pronounced as you say it should be as well. Some of us do use the letter r though (you know, since it’s right there at the end of the word) so it’d be Wuss-ter and Gloss-ter, but people from Massachusetts seem to share your aversion to r so many of them say it exactly like you.

@@mdurham2137 sounds like Massachusetts folk remember the right way to say things 😉

That dude was right when he said the internet is american then 😂😂😂

I do like google's translation though "Too badass".

@@d4r7h3b3r yeah but "foda" comes from "foder" which is "fuck" so mine is more of a literal translation

@@VictorCiolacu wdym?

acho que combinaria mais "sick" em vez de "good as fuck", soa mais natural

Even in the sentence itself, mouldy is spelled with a 'U' making it *very* clear that this is written by someone british

British*

@@BuildersOfBlocks I grew up in New zealand, guess how we spelt mouldy.

SCREAMING EAGLEEEESSSS

IF GOD HAD WANTED YOU TO LIVE, HE WOULD NOT HAVE CREATED ME!

“GOD BLESS AMERICA!” - Homelander, Mortal Kombat 1

EVERY ONE OF YOU DESERVES A MEDAL

A spy has enter the base

@simonkonig6868 because this channel is run by the pick me type of Americans who think they are “one of the good ones”

@@ANDREW-ck6ro Well... apparently they are australian

@noefillon1749 It’s different people this guy is Australian and another is American there’s a third I don’t know for sure his country

@@ANDREW-ck6ro The owner of the channel though is Australian. They hired a few American narrators. But overall it is an Australian company (since they run multiple channels).

Ooh what a way to expose yourself, brother dingus. A little searching coulda saved you here​@@ANDREW-ck6ro

I love using military time and we have a sign out sheet in my last hour at school and I wrote 14:30 then some kid kept asking me why I put 14:30 then changed the fucking time from 14:30 to 2:30

And who wants to look at the time and do math? It's not that people can't, it's that they don't f*cking want to. Who uses Military time? The military. How many of us are in the military? A lot less than one percent, so it isn't necessary for anyone else. You didn't know, now you do.

i had to learn military time when using discord, i have a learning disability that makes math and reading numbers very difficult. i know how it works really well now like cmon that’s really sad

Can we just refuse to call it military time.. that's just something some stupid American has coined it as

Because I have learning disability, math is bad to me, I would rather not have to spend several minutes to calculate the time.

Technically the Irish are Britons. It's the English who aren't. Since the Irish Scots and Welsh are all descended from the ancient Britons (the pre-Roman Celtic peoples) whereas the English are descended from the Angles, Saxons and Jutes who arrived in Britain after the Romans left. The islands were named Britain centuries before the English existed.

Same here

I got first hand embarrassment

​@@I_SWEAR_IM_NOT_LYINGthat would mean that you embarrassed yourself

@@TriViuM2k22 I did embarrass myself 😿

me with my pokegear in HG/SS ‼️

@@itsdorianrae YESSS!!! Me with that and the Pokétch lol

You DO realize the entirety of the DS line uses a 24 hour clock right? Not just Pokemon? lmao

@@awsmrs Yes, but I literally only ever played pokemon up until last year. It’s not like I sat on the menu screen the whole time just to learn how to tell time when there are clocks in-game.

@@Chiffawndue Fair enough lol

what's english? this is america speak american, not some foreign language

wait you americans are smart enough to speak?

@@Quail_I_Guess A lot of my genes come from England so I just call american, englsih sometimes.

As a Canadian, I walk around everywhere in winter gear, I say sorry to the ground with each step, and I only drink maple syrup. It's quite cold up 'ere eh?

It is put in a section called "European" tho and is further split up into those areas.

@@guest_4416Asian is only one, though, isn’t it? I remember hearing one of those services doesn’t differentiate between different Asian ethnicities.

@GogiRegion yeah it’s kind of annoying tbh they also make it so Eastern Europe is one region and don’t tell you the specific countries (thank god I got that info before doing the test from family)

@@GogiRegion it isn't. It's split up into different countries or regions in Asia. In my DNA test I have Japanese and Korean not just "Asian"

@@ANDREW-ck6ro what's even more annoying is that they group all indigenous people in all of north and south America in one. So a Remote Amazon tribe has the same DNA compared to an Eskimo in Alaska according to DNA test websites.

Sweden doesn't even have fjords!

Denmark I’m pretty sure like half their population is 5,3 and half of those are femboys I think I’d be fine.

@@damianjblackYes the fuck we do

Tbh Canada also uses 911 so in a way I don't blame them for not knowing some countries use a different number for the emergency line.

In France we decided to make things extremely complicated for absolutely no reason. 15 = medical emergency 17 = police 18 = firefighters And guess what? If you call the medical emergency service, 9 times out of 10 they'll send you firefighters to bring you to the hospital. So most of the times people just dial 18 to directly call them... 😂 But you also can call 112, which works in all Europe. It will reroute you to the the emergency service of the country you're in. It's very convenient if you're traveling, that way you don't have to memorize the numbers for each country you're visiting. That being said, someone dialing 911 in France will be put in contact with the local emergency services, and I'm fairly certain that it's the same in many European countries. Which makes you wonder why there are so many different numbers. Just choose a universal one an let's go with it!

There isn't a law. Here in Chile every service has its own number 131 for ambulances, 132 for bomberos (firefighters), 133 for Carabineros (national police), 134 for PDI (civil national police). But people start to call so often to 911 due to American media, mobile companies decide to route those to Carabineros, mostly because they can request help from other services and have faster reaction times for some emergencies.

Here in Sweden it’s 112, but when I was a kid it was 90000 for some reason. As I googled around to make sure (it changed in 96) I discovered that apparently 911 works as an emergency number from cellphones all over the world so it seems you’re right.

In Finland (and apparently most of Europe) the number is 112. But 911 re-routes to our emergency number so foreigners are able to use it too. Who can recall the foreign emergency number in panic, especially if you travel to multiple countries?

*clueless*

@SailorYuki so you can’t vote for the dems there? Well that’s goodie by me!

​@@ANDREW-ck6roGod you're obsessed with politics.

​@@ANDREW-ck6roI'll take the incompetent Democrats over the Dominionist theocracy the Republicans are putting in place.

Bro how were you panicking at being identified as American at just 3😂😂😂

I probably wasnt panicked about being american, i was panicked because i didnt know where i was born... jeez thats not much better

The thought that you grew up surrounded by penguins is adorable... 😅

@@Brendanowl bruh that's some anxiety 😂😂😂

Our dog had just died, kindergarten teacher asked what happened and I had dished out this elaborate piece how our poor dog was casualty of war against hamsters (we had none), it happened on a cemetery too for some reason. I honestly dont know if I believed it at the time or was it just my weird way to avoid talking about sad stuff.

I don't blame them. I wouldn't want Sarah Palin either.

I still cannot believe for how cheap it was sold And the fact that Liechtenstein could have bought it

@@damianjblack mtg is the new sarah p

@@christine-ep4bx MTG is *worse* than Sarah P.

Non American here. is it true y'all bought Alaska for like 15 cents a cubic meter?(I unno, I heard that somewhere a long time ago)

That makes you already above average, these smooth brains don't even have Embarrasment in their heads as a response for their own stupidity

Don't be ashamed The USA is still a pretty dope country and a reference to many stuff like media, technology, music and etc Every country has it's ups and downs

and it's somehow getting worse :') we need saving lol...

​@jewelxiat don't say that you're going to start a political argument

@memeboi18 Most Americans online or IRL tend to act nice it’s euros who start stuff stop trying to be “one of the good ones” being a pick me to them usually fails and they still view you negatively because you were born here

@@jewelxiat And yet some Americans think that they must save Australia💀

@yourlocalidiot69420 Australia which has a 60% disapproval of the USA so not worth saving

Oh, that concerning 1981

Sounds like bs

@MikachuAi I guess BS is true then most of the stuff America does that euros complain about originated in Europe

@@MikachuAi Well, it's difficult. Basically it started in the UK with the Football Association, but a similar game was popular around the same time called Rugby Football named after an English boarding school. Inevitably those names were shortened as student at Oxford started to refer to those two as rugger and assoccer. Those nicknames ultimately changed again and turned into rugby and soccer. Meanwhile in the US a sport called "gridion football"(now known as american football), which used rules from both rugby and football, proved way more popular hence why for our football, they took on the name soccer. In places where people call football soccer, usually another type of football is as or even more popular than the generally known one. I have this info from Britannica so it may or may not be the full story.

Sounds like the kind of stuff Lost in the Pond would talk about.

@@ANDREW-ck6ro Imperial is a prime example. It's kinda right there in the name.

@Vinraymi Nova Scotia is my home province! But bro while the public option may be better. in Canada it’s very poorly implemented which is why this issue exists it’s also very poorly implemented in Finland.

I am only familiar with the Aldi we have in the US. But I have to say I have 3 available within reasonable driving distance and I love Aldi.

@@pattibennett8774 In Germany we usualy have 3 Aldis in reasonable biking distance (but I prefer the one in walking distance).

I don't think its all schools its only some of them mate.

Thankfully for my school they stopped once we hit middle school

@@Greenhawk4 it's mandatory to at least stand for the pledge of allegiance in most districts in my state

@@Quail_I_Guess how does that change what I said?

Honestly in a lot of places it dies off by middle school but still at almost every important event where there's a large assembly of people there's also generally going to be someone saying the pledge I home ignore it most of the time bc I don't really care

Reddit is on the World Wide Web in either case so the point still stands.

Fun fact, the screech commonly associated with the bald eagle is actually the call made by the red-tailed hawk. Bald eagles tweet.

@@rhael42 oh fr? thats actually super cool! /gen

@@rhael42 AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA tweet tweet tweet🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

Yeah and something to do with hotels? I'm not sure. It's so wierd, Americans will protest for fake news, but demanding they get payed more than the minimum wage if you're working in a restaurant? Noooo, we can't have that.

Guess they got modern day Australia and 1980s South Africa mixed up?

I think thats just your school dawg

@@Greenhawk4 well they dont teach that Africa is a country but they dont teach anything about anything in africa i am just making a reference to a lot of Americans actually thinking that Africa is a country which is shown on the Internet if you are American which based on your comment I'm assuming you are, try and name how world war 1 started and who actually caused it

@@Verze4826 didn’t it start from arch duke frans Ferdinand (probably butchered the name) getting assassinated? I forgot by who tho. Also I just meant that I don’t think it’s all of our education just specific schools.

@@Greenhawk4 oh trust me its all of the education i am quite aware my state is a red state which pretty much means shitty education no matter what but its kinda an issue throughout the entire country also it was a serbian who killed franz ferdinand therefore making serbia the cause of ww1 not germany we just blamed germany for being the most aggressive which is stupid

@@Verze4826 I never even said germany

And it's very good wine, too, especially from the beautiful Valley. (says a Portuguese wine appreciating Englishman).

I had to pause it, replay it a few times, and think about it for 5 minutes to comprehend the paradoxical level of stupidity that so well explains the far right. Then I realised someone that stupid could not spell those words, and it has to be satirical trolling.

13 SECONDS?

F yeah!

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

🦅🦅🦅

@SilverAceOfSpades it’s a very common trait to see in pick me Americans where they set their phones to 24 hour time that so europeans view them as smarter and in a better light pick me Americans sometimes do some strange things to be seen as “one of the good ones” for euros

@@ANDREW-ck6ro oh sh!t lol i'm just trying to practice for if i ever go to a country that uses 24-hour time plus it's fun to see the clock say 00:00

As in Hilux trucks? In europe we have real trucks races. Like MAN and Scania

@VictorCiolacu I... uh... \*looks up Hilux truck and Scania truck* yeah. Toyota races Tundras, not Tacomas (the NA equivalent to the Hilux) but yeah, we don't race semi-trucks. We race Silverados and F-150s. You guys have those, right?

@@lostinrabbithole12 yeah, we have,but because they are unreliable we use toyotas.

@@VictorCiolacu Same in Australia, those Yank Tanks are shitty vehicles. We prefer Japanese and Australian built utes

@@calcutt4 "Yank Tank" is the funniest shit i've read today

Yeah that shit is creepy even when I was a kid. I stop doing it.

It's so weird how they make us do it 😭😭🙏🙏 I remember when I was in elementary school they had us sing the national anthem AND recite the pledge, I swear America is a fucking cult sometimes, I understand respecting the military but like we don't have to sing the pledge everyday 😭😭🙏🙏

Man, it wasn't until my freshman year of highschool that they didn't make us actually recite it, just had to stand and be quiet. Before that in 8th grade we could stay quiet but we had to have our hand over our heart

then they had an american flag in every room and a giant one in the courtyard

Granted, I graduated in 2012, so this is old but I remember an art teacher who would make us do pushups if she saw we weren’t actually reciting it. And thinking back on that..that’s actually nuts 😂

6 minutes? No way!

@@redcrewmate1813 16 seconds? No way!

​@@redcrewmate1813same

@@garlondofficial 13 minutes? No way!

@@redcrewmate181326 minutes? No way!

There is. I live about twenty miles from it.

same

@JackRook Canadians won’t accept you your from the USA they will despise you going there your signing up to be despised your whole life

@JackRook Canada has a lower approval rating on the USA then even Russia did so probably not a great idea to do as an American

@@ANDREW-ck6ro Yeha, but America owes so much money to other countries, and a very large threat of nuclear warfare is real. I just want to find a safer place, and I don’t think our south border will be any kinder…

@JackRook we don’t own them any money they can’t even pay their 2% NATO funds however you are right our southern border won’t be much friendlier I wasn’t saying it would be I just didn’t mention it because it’s common knowledge already that it won’t be the north on the other hand people have way to many false hopes about them

@JackRook we don’t owe them anything in terms of money they are the ones not paying the 2% NATO fees

Sing it anyway, you can figure it out

@@CarbonatedCondensation well, saying 'lololo' to the tune has always been an option

@@CarbonatedCondensationyou might want to think that over again

@@awesometube5 huh?

​@@CarbonatedCondensation how do you sing something without lyrics? what are u supposed to sing?

@sebforce1165 actually we are not okay with our money going into the military budget that’s one of the reason the GOP is polling rather high rn is because they adopted a non intervention policy and national healthcare works great for Ireland Norway and such due to the fact they have small populations now try that with 300M it won’t work as great at all however again I agree with the military point which is why so many Americans voted for the GOP in 2022 and probably will now because non interventionalism

They also ignore the fact that private insurance also pools their money and uses it for other people, but at 10 times the price and they might not even get anything out of it because insurance companies are sleazy.

And iirc, hasn’t people done the math and shown that if they switched it would cost LESS?

​@@ANDREW-ck6rothe GOP are Dominionist fascists.

@@justapanpirate not sure about that, but I do know that in the US, roughly twice the portion of government spending goes to healthcare compared to countries with socialized healthcare, and if you compare tax percentages to average income and government spending, we spend as much in taxes on healtchare as countries with socialized healthcare on top of paying for it ourselves.

I look at Russian letters, and I question my sanity

​@@Vault111Cookbook Why?

@@Vault111Cookbook the russian literally means “futbol”

I’m pretty sure “soccer” is a contraction of the term “association football”

@@HenyaMandel association football??

I expected everyone in the comments to be talking about this

To be fair, it was a shared invention of Mostly Britain and the US. Its not correct to say its US-American per se, but I'd say the same goes for saying its British.

@@superbrain7852 My bad, the World Wide Web was a British Invention, you're right that the Internet was a joint endeavour.

Same