Top posts from r/Cursedcomments on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below. Narrator ► / xycronva / @xycron
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@tech347563 жыл бұрын
“Daisy is Peach’s cousins” They’re also royalty, wouldn’t be surprised to find out they’re related to Bowser.
@gManGabe3 жыл бұрын
*The consequences of inbreeding*
@romantybor42193 жыл бұрын
Oh no... Bowser
@xandeepz17423 жыл бұрын
If Mario is also related everything in the super Mario lore is fucked.
@ArcanineEspeon3 жыл бұрын
@Joel Rossignol Last time I checked that doesn't usually affect anything...
@tech347563 жыл бұрын
@@xandeepz1742 I wonder where the Storks get the babies from?....Wait Donkey Kong was delivered via Stork!
@squoshi3073 жыл бұрын
Robin just.. fits in this subreddit. His voice just makes it better
@Someweebwithinternetaccess3 жыл бұрын
facts
@riverredrover54953 жыл бұрын
If he made a podcast of this, I would listen
@shlaak3 жыл бұрын
His voice is like Vanilla
@zander24803 жыл бұрын
Simp 😎
@viperz_slays72783 жыл бұрын
@@zander2480 shush. Are you like... 9 years old
@ShadowmarkReturns3 жыл бұрын
"No shirt, free drink." *Shows up in a dress* "Hey, the sign says no shirt and I get a free drink, nowhere does it mention I have to have a bare chest."
@Tengu1253 жыл бұрын
Well, yes. Until you point it out and the owners adjust for that technicality, of course, but they might be lenient enough to actually give you that free drink before doing so. It's like a genie or a monkey's paw; they weren't specific enough, so they'll have to own up to it and accept that they carelessly left a loophole in there.
@minh1b3 жыл бұрын
**cuts off chest skin** “Wheres my free drink”
@afifyulistian65762 жыл бұрын
No one said you have to come wearing pants
@SingularPhasmid2 жыл бұрын
@@minh1b This is a trans goal I have been waiting to do for so long.
@afifyulistian65762 жыл бұрын
@Noah Cardinal 😏
@ebonysunberry25803 жыл бұрын
"Warning: Trespassers will be prostituted" The fact that he's probably serious is all the more hilarious and terrifying😂😂💀
@KevenIdiotII3 жыл бұрын
"Sir this is the 39th time you've tresspassed"
@kaydencebernard77753 жыл бұрын
Cracker • 52 years ago "can you give me a hotter guy that'll kiss my neck as he pays me"
@sunset-l0v32 жыл бұрын
The fact that I was at that very part of the video when I read the comments-
@dreamyft93883 жыл бұрын
That first one was probably the most truthful thing I’ve seen within my 12 years of living
@freddie58903 жыл бұрын
Child, leave. It is not safe for you here.
@elreycharmeleon75223 жыл бұрын
@@freddie5890 Too late now...
@bes45513 жыл бұрын
Same
@gplayz78733 жыл бұрын
Same the first one lmao
@lydiajulianprower83563 жыл бұрын
Ruv!
@capybara20663 жыл бұрын
honestly, I think the title could match up with what the guy in the first photo was thinking to himself edit: yo first time I ever got 1K likes, thanks yall :) edit2: nvm just got 3K likes on a different video- but still, thanks ^^
@Donald_Trump_20243 жыл бұрын
LOL AHAHAHAHAHAAQ
@PlushbearR3 жыл бұрын
yes
@7zahh3883 жыл бұрын
Why we have the same profile picture
@capybara20663 жыл бұрын
@@7zahh388 t w i n ?
@redreaction47353 жыл бұрын
I legit though you were talking to yourself Also Why....
@kieru81063 жыл бұрын
"Freddie Mercury wasn't a royal was he?" He was a QUEEN
@memelord39862 жыл бұрын
Haha kill me now hahahahaha
@beast60922 жыл бұрын
What about Roger, Brian and John?
@intalcu56102 жыл бұрын
3:05 "One day, you'll buy a food item with a longer expiration date than your own." Fun fact: You already have: honey. Honey doesn't expire. Archeologists occasionally find perfectly edible honey in ancient ruins.
@DraconicDuelist Жыл бұрын
Yeah, the BB date on the bottles is for the plastic making up the bottle.
@toastergaming7783 Жыл бұрын
@@DraconicDuelist it has an expiration date because some honey manufacturers sometimes add corn syrup to the honey bottles to spend less money. And then label it as "100% Natural Eco-Friendly Product"
@DraconicDuelist Жыл бұрын
@@toastergaming7783 That BS too...
@TheHotBlade3 жыл бұрын
Day 1 of asking Robin to say "I'm your host Robin Hood Robbin' the rich as usual!"
@lilharm3 жыл бұрын
KZfaq: “no views, no comments” *scrolls down* *comment*
@_--__-3 жыл бұрын
the trickster
@lykanaslupus3 жыл бұрын
7:08 : *exists* Me, a German: *confused screaming*
@spacecatkin3 жыл бұрын
Me, a Thai person: more confused screaming
@rodrigotm14613 жыл бұрын
I dont remember the nuclear code....
@shalomcoga-ay62233 жыл бұрын
Souce???
@rodrigotm14613 жыл бұрын
#344322 I FOUND THE SOURCE!
@shalomcoga-ay62233 жыл бұрын
@@rodrigotm1461 GIB?
@MomoNii2343 жыл бұрын
Me, sees an anime meme: *happy weeb noises* Robin: I’ll never ever watch Attack on Titan Me: *sad weeb noises*
@ddc1713 жыл бұрын
Yes why did he say that
@dealwithit83233 жыл бұрын
i too am a weeb
@MomoNii2343 жыл бұрын
@@dealwithit8323 hello fellow weeb sister/brother/non-binary pal
@rapogirl13913 жыл бұрын
Hello fellow Weebs!
@shadowsilvertailsfan3 жыл бұрын
Hello fellow weebs. Glad I can finally truly say that. :)
@TaruOwO3 жыл бұрын
5:10 as a Finnish person, can confirm. That is exactly what it means and it’s glorious.
@finnish_policedepartment52893 жыл бұрын
In Finland, every letter is pronounced same way as they are written.
@darklight_yt11783 жыл бұрын
finnish language is hard even for me and i was born and lived my whole life here🇫🇮
@veikkakuoppamaa99713 жыл бұрын
finnish do be weird
@finnish_policedepartment52893 жыл бұрын
Hey, you lived in there your whole lives. I had to learn it when I was adopted....
@Kiwisill2 жыл бұрын
Ef ii en ell ei en dee
@PhantomLord9472 жыл бұрын
Exact same thing in Spanish
@smokingdog93493 жыл бұрын
So since I’m graduating the school that I’m going to and going to a different one. So we were allowed to put quotes “20 years I see myself...” And we got to choose whatever we want. And me and my friends made a bet that I wouldn’t put it as “Dog water mayonnaise” *That was the easiest $5 I’ve ever made.*
@micro11.3 жыл бұрын
Hol up
@gunsandroses8962 жыл бұрын
"Abolish gender. Establish chaos." That just sounds like me and the girls at 3am on a rampage throughout Beacon
@pineapplecactus7846 Жыл бұрын
This sounded so familiar to me until I looked at you pfp then it all made sense😭
@spectacularboiyt11333 жыл бұрын
I love all emkay hosts but to be honest,I really miss damien and his sweet wheeze :')
@the-rickster3 жыл бұрын
He has his own channels. Look up deelee or Damien lee
@randomotter63463 жыл бұрын
We all do
@ungusbungus24863 жыл бұрын
Damien, Robin, and Lexi are my top three as they all make me smile the most
@spectacularboiyt11333 жыл бұрын
@@randomotter6346 as I said, :")
@randomotter63463 жыл бұрын
@@spectacularboiyt1133 nostalgia be like
@medjed24 Жыл бұрын
"Another 15 years added to the Queen's life" So about that
@Expiredwatersmeller Жыл бұрын
oooo yeah so uh-
@i_do_not_exist_ Жыл бұрын
*rip*
@Bea-ew6ey3 жыл бұрын
This man is like the glue that makes this whole channel beautiful
@chara24163 жыл бұрын
Yep, a white sticky glue 😉
@randomlightstand Жыл бұрын
@@chara2416 I knew it someone was going to say this
@whereismycup Жыл бұрын
glue isn't usually edible though...
@Nystika2 жыл бұрын
0:53 Gernade Canyon
@awesomestyles3 жыл бұрын
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 212 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
@sovietcat72823 жыл бұрын
get to the year cap and hope
@drakez3413 жыл бұрын
Pog
@ultravioletvr38903 жыл бұрын
Ok bot
@SFSproductions13 жыл бұрын
Shut up
@Aiden-wh8gs3 жыл бұрын
hsherbdjehsj
@riotmaniac52433 жыл бұрын
ah yes another day of suffering. P E R F E C T I O N
@SirNerdTheThird51433 жыл бұрын
4:09 A few seconds after I had shown that joke to my dad(he, of course, laughed),he asked me "Is Olive Garden still alive?" and I resonded with "I guess so, if it wasn't the plants wouldn't grow". And he laughed.
@redpanda79143 жыл бұрын
I’m going to be honest,I thought Peach and Daisy were best friends and I didn’t even know that they were related
@brada42053 жыл бұрын
imagine being this early for an Emkay video
@brada42053 жыл бұрын
it’s always worth it
@denise79123 жыл бұрын
Could never be me
@pokkyminti34193 жыл бұрын
So true
@a10goesbrrt283 жыл бұрын
Could be me
@nomoredying35473 жыл бұрын
taste the rainbow... with our all-new skittles parrot! twice the candy, twice the meat! and more importantly... thrice the screams!
@greasy26723 жыл бұрын
Imagine if they made a podcast, that would be amazing
@soupy55 Жыл бұрын
They have one Its just the videos without visuals tjo
@notfunny66063 жыл бұрын
Ah, yes, my two favorites, r/cursedcomments and r/technicallythetruth in one day
@gamerek95463 жыл бұрын
nobody:me when sees specific images *(insert music name here) intensifies*
@_z3r0_253 жыл бұрын
This is the reason I woke up, for cursed
@tyta.luctuosa2 жыл бұрын
1:07 i like how that kid took the screenshot at half to 2 in the morning
@Digitalhunny3 жыл бұрын
It is 100% legal across the entire country, for all women to go topless. Anywhere that a man can be topless. Beaches, parks & even mowing your front lawn. In Canada 🤗🇨🇦
@signior-fabian3 жыл бұрын
yall lucky
@user-ls1bw2uw1j3 жыл бұрын
Is it common for women there to be without shirt in public?
@bigmanjoe36033 жыл бұрын
I finna get a ticket to Canada
@BananaBoy_4203 жыл бұрын
I've seen it too
@urdailyinformant__3 жыл бұрын
I go to Canada
@grungscreamvr88643 жыл бұрын
6:26, IMO, the best way to get back at bullies has to be classic, Cartman's Chili method is my preferable way.
@alcatandra3 жыл бұрын
That episode was so messed up oh my god
@dragonmastertheedgeking15953 жыл бұрын
The only cursed comments I could make is when I place satanic curses hidden within my quotes to posses some guy named fred
@gamerguydoesepix55303 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@aidenyeager50663 жыл бұрын
This was the best in a while
@LittleLiamGames3 жыл бұрын
Ive been waiting for this video for so long!
@emperorpat2725 Жыл бұрын
One day he's gonna read an actual cursed comment and summon a demon
@byronescamilla60043 жыл бұрын
Clicked so fast i broke my thumb
@Xx_PickyPiggy_Lover_XX3 жыл бұрын
Ouch better get that check on
@indieandfinn69403 жыл бұрын
oh no 👎 thumbs down for your loss of your thumb bones
@imwithmyghouls3 жыл бұрын
same
@subtractment2 жыл бұрын
6:32
@siwhite24453 жыл бұрын
"Freddie mercury wasnt a royal" I think ul find he was queen
@cripplingdepression5012 жыл бұрын
4:40 if I went back in time enough my ancestors would sacrifice me to the gods
@loekskakd3 жыл бұрын
1:48 bro he just unsubscribed
@briennabradley3 жыл бұрын
Girl: "I wish I could walk around without a shirt on" what we actually mean is "I wish I could walk around without a shirt on and not be ogled at, get creepy comments and be verbally and possiblely even sexually assaulted just because I'm female." Its about the preadatory behavior that's normalized around a females body.
@galaxyacegaming2412 жыл бұрын
Who said shirtless men dont get abused? HMMMMM????
@masonmunoz9736 Жыл бұрын
*pantless
@Reese25003 жыл бұрын
more of this please i have seen them all and i crave more
@alextheukrainianguy2 жыл бұрын
4:54 and when I go into the store murdering everyone to buy undertale genocide i “deserve a death sentence”
@nose-km3fj3 жыл бұрын
my life is a bruh moment
@nebula46973 жыл бұрын
Never before have I related to a comment so much
@leovl16973 жыл бұрын
Same
@lyaiir34023 жыл бұрын
*ayo same bud*
@Someweebwithinternetaccess3 жыл бұрын
same
@Silver-Man3 жыл бұрын
The 1997 July the 4th part reminds me about how one time me and my dad played hide and seek on July 4th. It’s been 5 years and I still haven’t found him. Damn, he has a good hiding spot.
@captainsus67002 жыл бұрын
9:00 anyone gonna talk how it was made 31 years ago-
@Mugelbbub163 жыл бұрын
Guillotines sometimes weren't sharp enough to **cut once and done** and it would result in having to lift it back up and do it again multiple times, so like if you went back to the medieval times and got on the town's death row you have 3 options, find a way to get out of death row, suggest that they have you "hangout" for a while, or hope that they got a new **chopper**
@yolopokecarp44083 жыл бұрын
Just want you to know that Emkay never fails to bring me out of a depressive fugue...
@IzxmYT3 жыл бұрын
10:14 note: _for none weebs_ that means "you are already dead"
@mailbox39823 жыл бұрын
The moment I saw the first post I knew this will be good.
@ixy98093 жыл бұрын
i was waiting for this
@kiwigoose698 Жыл бұрын
10:22 did not age well my friend.....
@PointFear Жыл бұрын
I think the queen Absorb the wrong soul
@The_lamb_sauce5 ай бұрын
@@PointFearor maybe someone else absorbed her soul
@Hauntaku3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Peach and Daisy have never been officially confirmed by Nintendo to be related in any way. It's a common misconception based upon speculation from internet nerds. Much like how Mario and Luigi don't have a last name despite people claiming that their last name is "Mario".
@hamonfrog5933 жыл бұрын
bro finnally im been waiting for curssedcomments
@SecretPrincess5383 жыл бұрын
Having a bad day. This made it soooo much better
@rmino08383 жыл бұрын
0:24 Oil or boil
@angelic_autumngachaclubgac34833 жыл бұрын
Jasper: *Cursed Laughing as pouring bleach in her eyes* Metal Jasper: Ok now thats how to not see cursed comments
@Joeizdop2 жыл бұрын
i have never laughed harder at cursed comments XD
@shutup97573 жыл бұрын
Nothing like watching emkay on your birthday
@notaperson15573 жыл бұрын
10:30 Oh... oh god, moistcr1tikal's song "Skynut" is going to become a reality
@couchpotato2743 жыл бұрын
The fact that Robin doesn't know how to pronounce "omae wa mou shindeiru" belongs on r/mildlyinfuriating
@_red_crewmate2 жыл бұрын
Yep, this video has increased my appetite.
@alceatropelado95963 жыл бұрын
4:11 I curse you for puting this image in my head, and god for cursing me with great imagination
@Namato3603 жыл бұрын
Petition to make Robin watch Attack on Titan:
@ImnHazzz3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@miimaster64433 жыл бұрын
“Daisy is Peach’s Cousin” That is ...uh... not true though I have no doubt some old comic or translation says otherwise. Currently, however, they are unrelated
@malyck3 жыл бұрын
Lmao glad to see my post
@jacksonbeeftown69083 жыл бұрын
4:48 Let's just hope he doesn't buy Wolfenstein
@offensiveduck55603 жыл бұрын
Want to know something the same about dark humor and make a wish kids? They never get old...
@huzaifamohammad26793 жыл бұрын
NGL that bird is beautiful
@scottowens3982 жыл бұрын
And maybe it tastes like Skittles..
@ForgedinPrint3 жыл бұрын
That last one took me a sec for some reason. I should know the internet by now.
@finn-the-starboy55683 жыл бұрын
Your random little comments just make this so much better.
@lorderestart57213 жыл бұрын
10:08 Me being an actual weeb and saying most of these words: confusedconfusingconfusion
@oomi90303 жыл бұрын
5:39 *pulls out Joker’s mask from Persona 5*
@LilyWater843 жыл бұрын
So the ability to have a harem?
@oomi90303 жыл бұрын
@@LilyWater84 More like the ability to get beaten up by a harem
@Gregey9 ай бұрын
*pulls out stone mask*
@aspensight89672 жыл бұрын
just realized this was posted on my birthday
@EvangelicaVT2 жыл бұрын
4:16 I’m not getting chocked I’m getting crushed
@whotookbabyblue3 жыл бұрын
A tad sad that robin doesn't plan on watch attack on titan, but I don't plan on harrasing people just to get them to watch a god damn anime.
@novatron78413 жыл бұрын
7:10 I get what you did there
@qt_uhn3 жыл бұрын
This just gave "taste the rainbow" a whole new meaning.
@EJ_55273 жыл бұрын
3:52 They didn't specify what kind of happy so just show up trigger happy
@jarihoogendoorn58233 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: pelicams can take their spine out of their mouth
@real190log3 жыл бұрын
R/teehee
@Zredn20003 жыл бұрын
Interesting a bird camera 🐦📷
@Feezee2233 жыл бұрын
It cost you nothing to remind me of this fact why have you done this.
@PansexualDumbass91693 жыл бұрын
Finally bird jerky
@jarihoogendoorn58233 жыл бұрын
@@Feezee223 because it is what i do, also, this notification will remind you again
@cyberpunkchaoscollective3 жыл бұрын
Attack on titan is an amazing anime! You should watch it.
@taspy8093 жыл бұрын
If you like general douch baggery sure
@Shahzad-ss1jq3 жыл бұрын
@@taspy809 And mass genocide along with watching the main character turn into hitler and the ending was ducking shit
@alexguidry32243 жыл бұрын
I think Emkay is becoming more cursed than the comments
@B13pChAnhehehehe3 жыл бұрын
6:20 I will now use that on ANYONE that hurts me or someone I love, thanks for the advice Reddit!!😊
@bedtimepills3 жыл бұрын
its kind of insane how many views and comments there are within 5 minutes of posting
@snowygrass78663 жыл бұрын
what anime is that at 1:27?
@LilyWater843 жыл бұрын
kaguya sama, love is war. (the pictures are from season 2 but you get the idea)
@snowygrass78663 жыл бұрын
@@LilyWater84 thanks I have yet to get around watching both seasons.
@livtube61453 жыл бұрын
I hope reddit is never going to change as it can get cursed as Fuck very fast in a great way,thanks r/Cursedcomments!
@logeyperogi18053 жыл бұрын
10:42 Guy1: Hey man, how goes it? Guy2: It’s going pretty well, how about you? How was your weekend? Guy1: It was nice, with the time off from work I could spend time with my kids, really nice to bond with them, I wanna be a part of their lives Guy2: Hey man, I already know your kids love that you’re a part of their lives, hopefully the family of the kids made from what you’re giving do as good as you do Guy1: Thanks man Guy2: No problem
@bp1gopro2353 жыл бұрын
First
@SFSproductions13 жыл бұрын
Uhh no...
@vickilewellyn86543 жыл бұрын
No
@nmac101 Жыл бұрын
WHY ARE THE SUBTITLES RUSSIAN LMFAO 💀💀💀
@Yorg58103 жыл бұрын
I was eating while watching this and almost choked
@oboll60643 жыл бұрын
1:36 And thus reveals how Lisa: The Painful began.
@SomeDudeWhoIsAGuy Жыл бұрын
2:24 Liftoff!
@YouStalkerFR3 жыл бұрын
7:32 well this gives new meaning to *taste the rainbow*
@martilix44703 жыл бұрын
If a rainbow colored bird tastes like skittles, a white bird should taste like vanilla, and a brown bird should taste like-
@sleepy-emerald Жыл бұрын
"Another 15 years added to the queen's life." How fucking long has it been??
@EpicLPer3 жыл бұрын
Seems like my meme at 6:57 is still making its rounds, nice :) Thx.
@sovietseal99163 жыл бұрын
6:08 time for school
@sporkythebeardeddragon56722 жыл бұрын
The perfect OG and SEQUEL
@4n4rch1st73 жыл бұрын
“Freddie mercury wasnt a royal, was he” The name of his band: am i a joke to you