@@Wilhelmus84Nassau no stop now I'm mad

im triggerd @#@##@#@

​"Dutch" actually means "German" too. It's just that it's caught on as a way of referring to things from the Netherlands. But then "German" _does_ include Dutch people which "Dutch" doesn't, because it refers to a larger ethnic group of which people from the Netherlands are a part. ...which is to say, this hasn't been the first time there's some confusion between Germany and the Netherlands. Honestly Germany has better beer anyway so calling Heineken German is kind of a compliment, because it means it lives up to German standards.

@@Gamesaucer what drug you on dawg lulo

??? "Dutch" is cognate with "Duits" and "Deutsch", both of which refer to things from Germany. "German" is cognate with "Germaans" and "Germanisch" which means things relating to the Germanic peoples. What's so hard to understand about that?

Do you have a link

@@benben071 no, it's in the building, not on the site

I believe the one with Adam and Eve was banned by the Americans as well... You'd expect them to have a sence of humor, considering the president they've chosen...

@Just Curious Well, it might be a Dutch insurance company from origin, but it's commercials and therewith their insurances go over the world. But you might be right, it's something I've been told a long time ago...

I've worked at centraal beheer in apeldoorn and I've never heard of this. So can you tell me where in the building it hangs?

Zou tot logica moeten spreken, alle ingredienten voor viral zijn er maar je moet eerst de meme neerzetten en daarna moesten ze er centraal beheer achmea aan linken....echter dat is ze net zo goed gelukt als "calgon" , daarbij meenemend dat een verzekeraar interessant maken niet makkelijk is, zullen dure commercials zijn geweest dus ik kan me de twijfel her en der voorstellen, ik zal mezelf geen marketing expert noemen maar ik meen wel dat over lange termijn zulke initiatieven meer blijven hangen, dus de keuze is hierin lange tegenover korte termijn triggers, om een korte termijn trigger aan te brengen voor je een psychologisch spelletje uit waaraan mensen, je klanten ook een zure smaak overhouden, bij lange termijn zal je je menselijkheid moeten tonen en een relatie moeten opbouwen. Humor is daarbij een goed instrument, ik denk hiernaast dat deze commercials erg cultureel specifiek zijn; wij houden wel van schadenfreude, van het relativeren, en we houden van dingen strak geregeld hebben; de conclusie in de commercial is dat achmea dat regelen zo goed doet dat de nederland tamelijk relaxed kan zijn bij schade. Denk dat ze daar ook een hele fijne snaar van balans hebben aangetikt tussen net genoeg overdrijving, net binnen de lijnen van tragiek enz, behoorlijk getalenteerd team en zie je dan ook bijna nooit in andere landen...is toch een beetje dat gezellige kleinschalige wat dat mogelijk maakt

"That's rough buddy..."

Apeldoorn being the city where their headquarters is located.

Not all of them kzfaq.info/get/bejne/fK6TnbiikrOVk2g.html , still funny though.

@@arposkraft3616 Jammer genoeg voor Achmea kent heel nederland de slogan, maar weet haast niemand van welke verzekering de reclame ook weer was! XD

I'm also Dutch

Ikr😂 dutchiess

Hahaha ja echt😂

Ik ben ook Nederlands

Hahaha ik ook🤣

Haha, yup!

Or the one where they have to teach English. Family in car, super Christian, and they all sing fuck me in the butt or something lmao

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@@wqmf9356 hahah, die kende ik nog niet! Wel een hele oude 😂

Or the one with the packet that almost keeps getting destroyed and then in the end gets loaded safely onto the Titanic.

I personally thought the Lion on the roof commercial was one of the least funny ones. As for a non-Even Apeldoorn Bellen commercial that would've been a very good one on the list or a future list: the Gouden Gids commercial about the shark-aquarium with the guy cleaning the floors hitting one of the windows and cracking it, with the maintenance guy calling some companies for a replacement and upon hearing they only have frosted glass instead of clear going like "They only have frosted glass!!" And the guy who cracked the window and is hoping to hold it together is like "Yea, yea, do that, do that!" and the maintenance guy is like "Nah, they will see that instantly..." and then the big shark turns up in the end swimming towards the window.

The Rasta rostelli hypnosis one :)

@@Hyde_Hill haha yes that was so cool what they did with the movie just being out and stuff

@@Dutch3DMasterthat shark one is also a classic

Yess!!

Wel een beetje outdated atm, maar opzich... Doen!

Stefan Nijenhuis jij bent outdated

Stefan Nijenhuis mwah. Voor sommige mensen niet, ik kan er nog steeds om lachen en voor de Amerikanen kan het grappig zijn. Niet alles wat hier viral gaat gaat daar ook viral.

@@stefannijenhuis6688 outdated?! Heb je deze video gezien? Al die reclame's zijn meer dan 10 jaar oud. xD

Thanks~

A natural mimic

He also has the least humor of them

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I thought her husband sounded English.

Based and orangepilled

David's reaction was exactly spot on though... he KNEW what was going to happen.

sterke vergelijking! jij heb inzicht!

And 8-hour-energy but with slow energy.

Jaaa! maybe a part 2?? Rolo commercials were the besss!

Jaa, die mistte ik ook

Hahaha ik dacht precies het zelfde

& de snickers haha

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The Apeldoorn thing _does_ help people not feel like they're being 'marketed to' - VERY personable. Still, it's at the cost of brand recognition.

The Heineken family originated from Germany actually.

So technically I wasn't wrong? 🤔

@@laurabakker7202 All Dutch were German 500 years ago.

Inderdaad, gek eigenlijk he.

@@HammerheadGuitar all dutch where also german 80 years ago...

Huh? Nooit gezien. Wellicht zelfs voor Nederlandse begrippen iets te heftig? 😳

@@mariodriessen9740 At some point for a short while (or till now, I don't know) they were open to ads sent/thought of by ordinary people and there were a few very good ones (the ad for the 2010 world cup of football was made on the initiative of the creators themselves, not by the company this insurance company usually hires/hired). But most of them were not half as good as the ones from the past. You could view them online back in the days (or maybe you still can, I don't know) and almost none of the viewers' ads were shown on television, except the WK2010 commercial.

😂😂

🤗

Ja 😂

Reminds me of my friend, Sjors 😉

De lamas!!!!😂 if you are dutch you know

yeah, but the DE commercial doesn't translate...

How about this one for next time too: Soesman Language Training: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hNiPlcyrx964mYk.html

Or Sire "de maatschappij dat ben jij"

Bedenk goed wat je met je laatste Rolo doet ;)

"Doe mij die maar" kzfaq.info/get/bejne/p853g9F7nMDXeWw.html

De koetsier van de postkoets. Poetst zijn postkoets met postkoets poets.

Nu ff niet het is middernacht

Its: tachtig prachtige schapen.

@@aedenstrater8410 Je mag ook later kijken, lol.😂🇳🇱

Frans vroeg aan Frans in het Frans: "Is 'Frans' in het Frans 'Frans', Frans?" "Nee", zei Frans tegen Frans, in het Frans, "'Frans' is in het Frans: 'Francais'".

Anouk Ferwerda "I wasn't having it" is onbegrijpbaar Engels. Bedoel je "ik had het niet meer? Dat is vertaald "it cracked me up"

David Brouwers ik denk dat ze dan eerder bedoelt dat zij het juist niet grappig vond? Weet het niet zeker natuurlijk

David Brouwers "I wasn't having it" wordt wel degelijk gebruikt tho... maar in deze zin slaat het inderdaad nergens op

@@user-ki7ux9mz6l jawel, in deze context betekent het dat zij er niets aan vond, waarschijnlijk het lachen van die leraar, een uur lang

It's British English.

inderdaad

Ok boomer

@@yaar8148 Ok snowflake.

Die goeie ouwe tijd. Tegenwoordig is alles zo bekrompen

@@mr.bojangles4704 Adam & Eve never aired. Sorry to harsh your buzz.

Dutch TV ads nowadays suck. They're all safe and unfunny.

You really like to see them struggle, don't you?

@@nonexistingvoid not really, often anglophones make it to difficult for themselfs by not realizing many languages , dutch being one, contain word-rhyme, meaning where English seperates each and every word with a space, we in het achterkamertje van de poldermaatschappij, don't do that. Meaning that instead of ALL these english speaking folk, USA people mostly, starting with, "nah im giving up" should first try to put dashes in places where they think (or have learned) spaces in english would be When you do that, het achter-kamertje van de polder-maatschappij, becomes less intimidating as you are now able to analyse and translate each word on its own. Another issue that seems to give trouble both ways is that word-order tends to be dissimmilar, but a good thing to know about this is that a native speaker will 99% of the time know what you intend to say even when the word order is not as it should be, If I tell you 'I will go to the shop"or I tell you "to the shop I will go" there's rules for when to preferably use each one of those, but everyone speaking english will have a broad idea what Im trying to proclaim there. Anglophones tend to be extremely insecure about how linguistics works, mostly due to English having become a trading language, in which you can't enforce the nuances even though regardless of how many Anglophones seem to excuse beforehand for ill pronunciation of names (protip; names and titles you are allowed to pronounce as would be natural to your own tongue, it's a non-issue) It does happen more then once that Anglophones from that insecurity will in the middle of a discussion try to derail the matters by starting to insist that the whole entire world speaks not only good english but flawless in a world where the UK and USA people can't even agree on the spelling of color vs colour, nor explain whether a shower is someone who shows a thing, or a faucet from which water is sprayed.

Can't remember how many times people would stop mid conversation and then say in a soft tone:'Om mensen te houden, moet je VAN ze houden'. Even huggen

It's in part 2

They were no commercials, they were bumpers/fillers between main programming and commercial breaks.

Tolk

The guy that plays Adam in the Centraal Beheer Adam g Eve commercial kind of looks like the male lead in the Jane the Virgin tv series 😂😂😂

Yess I was waiting for that one

And Bavaria's reaction to the Heineken commercial kzfaq.info/get/bejne/m85hmrFhutSrnY0.html

Hypnosis kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oZpjn8yFmrOdmpc.html Shark kzfaq.info/get/bejne/nKyTdcSZnsivk2Q.html

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Het ging om de hoofdsteun

Wasn't that Heineken again after Bavaria made a guy close the door, trap those man inside, and went sitting between those woman alone while sipping a can bavaria? They should have done the whole series.

or with the shark :), ow that was 'gouden gids', still good though kzfaq.info/get/bejne/e5l5nMiH3bq5c6M.html

Yeah, was thinking about that one too. And the one with the rasta in the little car....

Cup a soup? Watch again :-)

So post the youtube links here... They can make a new video.