These are some highlights of the "Apostle" David Taylor's deposition.
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@mistrimeat6 жыл бұрын
This dude should have walked in, said “axe Michelle.” and moonwalked out. The end.
@tonyaviles53086 жыл бұрын
This would make a great sketch comedy skit
@bxgirl29306 жыл бұрын
LMBO
@dachopup84956 жыл бұрын
😆
@kansascitycomputers6 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA !
@enlightenedmcgee6 жыл бұрын
I laughed so loud at this comment! 😂😂😂
@georgesmart2397 жыл бұрын
Michelle is the hardest working woman in America.
@ellevie14807 жыл бұрын
George Smart lol true!
@ellevie14807 жыл бұрын
She runs America! Ya'll should make her the next president. She knows everything
@slou1246 жыл бұрын
The American country.
@ImWorthy4Real6 жыл бұрын
Michelle is going to be the hardest worker in the federal prison.lol thanks to The Apostle David Taylor
@TommyShenanigans6 жыл бұрын
I need a Michelle...
@Thekingmaker Жыл бұрын
I don't understand why businesses like Amazon hire 10's of thousands of employees when they could just hire Michelle.🤷🏾♂️
@thriftshopinvestor Жыл бұрын
Axe Michelle
@sonyas3466 Жыл бұрын
Michelle most certainly is a very good runner up for CEO of J.M.M.I.
@erikatevis Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@timhnamorehead6385 Жыл бұрын
😂😂 at this point i think Michelle is made up
@hpmastermind6721 Жыл бұрын
She’s real and has a deposition out on you tube
@kevinparker4160 Жыл бұрын
“I hired Michelle to handle everything because I travel so much” “Who travels with you?” “Michelle”
@tarathompson2845 Жыл бұрын
Lol!
@Kaybaptista2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@tyty1533 күн бұрын
😂
@nunyabusiness85384 жыл бұрын
i’ve watched this dozens of times and it literally never gets old. this could be released in theaters and it’d be a hit comedy
@londonsinspection98114 жыл бұрын
Me too
@KarenKSmith-tm2kp4 жыл бұрын
Me THREE..I needed a good laugh today.
@KarenKSmith-tm2kp4 жыл бұрын
@@londonsinspection9811 Me THREE..I needed a Good laugh today.
@knightscroftsquire-muldoon4 жыл бұрын
Chapter 1: _"Who's afraid of The Big Bad Ham-Dog Millionaire?"_ Now, who likes the Bee Gees? Well, this is where they came up with that fabulous, spunky song, "Night Fever". What do you mean, "came up with"? They wrote the lyrics while they were standing in this doorway. Why were they standing in this doorway? They were waiting for a friend to pick him up. They were going out for Chinese and celebrating his birthday. Can you verify that hah please! Trust me, I _know_ disco. Sir I thought free drinks were included in this tour. No, there's no free drinks. I don't know where you got that idea. - It said in the brochure. - The information you got is bullshit! We don't need even fizzy drinks. Just water would be enough. You got false information. We must have free drinks. No free drinks. There are no free drinks, and if you're trying to rip me a new asshole, you're making a big mistake. You are a shitty businessman. You know that, no? And you're a bunch of fucking cunts. Check my cheeks. I'm sorry. My dad can get cranky sometimes. He sure has a temper on him. Yeah. He likes to shout. I like to smile. You cheesy old cornball. Yeah, that's what I am. I'm a cheesy old cornball. Yeah, you are. But that's OK. I kind of like it. My name's Brayden. Brayden? Is that Scottish? It's not Scottish. What's your name? I'm Janet. Hey, stop talking to the customer and help Dad with his shorts. So, Dad, I think I've got a date with that hot girl from the tour. No way! You're a bullshit artist. No, it's official. It's all been confirmed. She likes me. - She's yanking your chain. Trust me. - No, Dad. She likes my character. She said so. And her name's Janet. That's not right. I need them greasy and this is nothing like greasy. Do you understand? Too much grease is bad for you. I read it in a fitness magazine someone left on the bus. That's horse shit. You're a bullshit artist. We have an agreement. You stay here, you cook greasy. And this is not it. Maybe you should just go live with your mum and Ricky Prickles. Dad, don't keep saying that. You know Ricky Prickles hates me. Last time I was there, he called me Fatty Boom Boom. First, there's this dry food. Now you're telling me you got a girlfriend. Next you're gonna be leaving the family business. You must not like me very much. Is that what this is all about? I'm sorry, Dad. I can add more oil if you want. I'm not hungry anymore. Dad, I don't wanna leave you. But I guess I do like Janet. She might not like me, though, not when she gets to know me. If she gets to know you. You ask it for chips and you get nothing. Yes, you should tell management. I pay a dollar for the chips, the chips get stuck, the manager gets my dollar, and I get no chips. Please tell me, what flavour chips did you eventually decide upon? Who cares? They were paprika ridge chips. I like the ridges. I put the tip of my tongue between ridges, because that is where the salty chip dust is. Yes, that's so true. I love ridges. Yes, but what are these chips made from? Potato. Excuse me, what? Potato. - Can you say that again? - Potato. Yes, but what are these chips made from? Potato. OK, this is embarrassing, but, please, can you say it a little slower? Potato. Please, one last time. - Potato. I think he's trying to say potato. Ah, yes. Potato! Potato chips. What on earth is this man doing? Hey, there are three of us and one of you, buddy. Maybe he's not a man. Maybe he's The Boogie-Woogie. He _is_ the boogie-woogie! My God! This man is truly mad. Who cares? On the count of three, we'll tackle him. One, two... I am a rich gentlemen. I own a premium shipping business in Denver. Let me live. I will make you the chief shareholder. You will get a handsome salary with the attractive corner office. Does that or does that not appeal to you? I wanted some ridged paprika chips. They weren't even for me. Who cares? There is a girl in my room. I met her tonight at a sports bar. We tried to have sex but I couldn't get a stiffy. Then my balls got sucked up into my abdomen. Does it strike you as unusual? Am I dead yet? My name is Sidney. Chapter 2: _"Shit Happens."_ Ronnie? Is that you, Big Ronnie? Oh, yeah, better believe it. I heard screaming. All OK back there, Big Ronnie? Yeah, sure. I was laughing. Oh, laughing, were you? Why, did your car get too greasy again? No comment, but yeah, kind of did. I like going through the car wash. It's good to know my car is getting a good clean. It's fun. Oh, and here's ten for the wash. And I'm gonna go use your bathroom. Oh, you go right ahead, Big Ronnie. Ronnie's back. Let's go disco dancing again soon, Big Ronnie. Yeah, that's not a bad idea. We could disco dance. Why not? We used to disco dance all the time. I guess you got too busy lately. Ah, well, it's a little embarrassing, but my son's having problems. What kind of problems, Big Ronnie? Between you and me, I think my son's a severe manic depressive. He should be on medication. And did I tell you he still craps the bed most nights? Oh, boy. Uh-oh. No, you did not. Yeah, and he craps on the carpet. I've found it in the kitchen. Hell, he even crapped on top of the TV last week. Anyway, thanks for the scrub. OK, Big Ronnie. Catch you again soon, I hope. Bye-bye, Big Paul. Bye-bye, Big Ronnie. Morning, Dad. Go away. Someone's a grouch today. Oh, you don't care. What does that mean? Oh, now that you got a girlfriend, you're probably gonna wanna move out. Bullshit artist. We haven't even had our first date. Look, I know women. She'll want you all to herself. She looked greedy. She looked nice to me. You'll leave and I'll die of loneliness. People do that, you know. They get so lonely, their heart stops and they die. But you won't care. You'll be too busy making love. Cut it out, Dad. Quit goofing off. I'm not going anywhere, Dad. You know how I am with the ladies. But seriously, I have something I need to tell you. - Come here. - Go for it, Dad. - Are you ready? - Yes. What is it? I'm making these bacon rolls real greasy, Dad. Bullshit artist. Am not. Bullshit. You make this the greasiest feast since that goose you cooked on Christmas. Done and done, Dad. And now, this very store here is where Kool from "Kool and the Gang" worked before he exploded onto the disco scene. Anyway, this is the end of Big Ronnie's Disco Tour. Thank you very much for coming and, er, come again soon. So, where are you taking me tonight, Mister? How about a sizzling Cajun hotpot? What about me? Who's gonna cook for me? - I'm hungry. - You'll have to go to a vendor, Dad. - You'll have to go get a dog. - Not a real dog. Yeah, don't bite into a real dog. Don't bite into a... woof-woof. Woof! OK, you two can fuck off tonight. Bye, Dad. Bye-bye. Bye-bye! Fucking cunts! I could feast on that queen's ass all night long. Thanks, Big Heiny. Looking forward to a great meal. Of course, of course. I think I read once that these kinds of breadstick are called grissini. Probably. So, um, does your mum live with you too? No. She left when I was small. She met someone new. Well, that's crapola. Yeah. His name is Ricky Prickles. He's a professional sports coach. He's got the most defined six-pack I've ever seen. Ooh. Tell this girl more. I went to stay with Mum and Ricky once. He made me punch him in his six-pack. He didn't feel anything because the muscles were so hard. It was like punching a vacuum-packed bag of roasted sausages. Chapter 3: _"She's a Hootie-Tootie-Disco-Cutie"_ 'Nick spun the gun around his finger and pointed it into the future 'till the Rasta came back to life. '"You're under arrest you stanky, loose, saggy, cunny for conspiracy to commit revenge," 'the Rasta said as he lit a hand-rolled cigar 'in the scarlet sunset.' Oh...hey..._Ah!_ You're up late?! Yeah, I'm working on a novel. The fantasy one? No, it's an urban cyber thriller called "Revenge Incorporated". It's set in a dark future where revenge is outlawed but there's a company you can hire to get revenge for you. I've been dreaming about you throughout these long, hard nights. Do you miss me? Yeah, I sort of miss you. I'm lost and lonely for you. Basically, I love you. Don't say that. Unless you mean it, of course. Why is the sky blue? Because blue is your favourite colour. Oh, you cornball. Yeah, I'm a cornball, remember? I love you, though. I love you. I've wanted to say it for so long. It feels good to hear it, if I'm honest. Give yourself to me for all time. Don't say that. This girl's confused. If I could write your name on the moon, I would, with my own blood. And also, I wanna marry you. OK. I loved you from the moment I saw you on the disco tour. I'm a romantic at heart. JANET: Ronnie?...NOOOO!!!! Little Timmy Jordan: Ronnie, are you there? Now, that definitely sounds like Big Ronnie. Big Ronnie, is that you? Big Ronnie, are you in my car wash? How's the scrub working out? Are the brushes stiff enough for you? Take me Disco dancing Big Ro-(SCHWACK)- Blood splats against Big Ronnie's old, grease covered face, not to his supprise his thick juicy Prickus got to half mass... but he knew he had a dirty, fat, son stealing bitch locked in his house with a head to smash into his carpet and he wasn't spilling his seed until she was dead and he was _Fucking Thirsty!_ _End of Part 1 of 15._
@mawandemdutywa25714 жыл бұрын
@@knightscroftsquire-muldoon lol bro, what's this about?
@critic89334 жыл бұрын
Lesson Learned: Talking "softly" doesn't make you less guilty.
@ShinkuGouki4 жыл бұрын
Shhh,he doesn't want God to hear him
@parisfrance90474 жыл бұрын
critic factss
@poopoo12484 жыл бұрын
critic Drove me nuts! I couldn’t listen any more
@davidmcghee10874 жыл бұрын
I want to drop kick his ass. Fucker!
@daisylavender52754 жыл бұрын
@@davidmcghee1087 🤣🤣
@DiaryofAnOldMadBlackWoman11 ай бұрын
How is it possible that this is STILL hilarious after watching it at least a dozen times!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ronk983011 ай бұрын
Same here. KZfaq suggests these videos occasionally even though I've watched them before, because it's time for a good laugh. 😂
@Killz891309 ай бұрын
I swear this never gets old 😂
@kentmombourquette53858 ай бұрын
Those suits the spring loaded bell bottoms the belts that beats his kids with. The wigs are a hit a well when he was ranting away it popped up. It looked like a fin of a shark 🦈 and a body of a walrus so funny 😂.How can you not watch the BS is none stop?
@kentmombourquette53858 ай бұрын
It’s # 1 on the charts there’s so many many start up places so funny. Collen said so you tell them to go to the start up place so incompetent🤧 .
@rita_TM5 ай бұрын
i was just having the same thought, I watched this about 7 years ago and its still hilarious
@FPOAK Жыл бұрын
That door slam in the middle of the video is the sound of his lawyer leaving the room and walking into traffic
@amy887929 күн бұрын
Lol
@tyty1533 күн бұрын
😂
@Mistamixed7 жыл бұрын
Michelle's deposition could go for $49.99 on pay-per-view...
@emerydaniels7757 жыл бұрын
Adam M lol. That was a good 1. I would pay to see it.
@codyblair927 жыл бұрын
Adam M 😂
@brianmorales11067 жыл бұрын
hilarious
@laciena7 жыл бұрын
Adam M lmfaoooo I'm so dead 💀 😂😂😂😂
@BradWoodbury7 жыл бұрын
Adam M I'd pay
@harveyburak52535 жыл бұрын
Michelle has a bestseller titled: "The View From Under The Bus."
@YKWTFG04 жыл бұрын
This is gold 🤣
@MyraMonique4 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂
@Mike_Nuhtz4 жыл бұрын
LMAO!
@kbbels4 жыл бұрын
I'm going to axe her for her autograph. Maybe she will autograph a large check for me😂
@sertsu244 жыл бұрын
Well played harv. Well played. 😂
@davidallen8611 Жыл бұрын
I absolutely love the attorney questioning him 😂
@Fiveash-Art10 ай бұрын
I can't stand her ... He might be a charlatan cult leader, but she's an advocate for the cult of the state and the IRS... She's a condescending minion of government and in my opinion actually more dangerous than this goofball running his 'church'. He's doing nothing more than taking advantage of people who freely offer up their resources to fund his lifestyle ... Immoral , you could say that .. but illegal? I don't think so. I blame the low IQ people who follow these pied pipers much like those who continue to believe the purely ceremonial ritual of voting has any real significance. Religious cults or political cults .. they're all kind of the same thing in the end.
@kentmombourquette53858 ай бұрын
Collen took DET down like a rotten tree perfect performance remember your opinion is a lie. My best friend told me that I’m the queen of the maxi pads.
@jeffreynapisa122 Жыл бұрын
This lady has great patience, and I don't know how she doesn't just bust out laughing.
@tyty1533 күн бұрын
😂
@kaydoubleyou43164 жыл бұрын
I bet Michelle is just him wearing a wig.
@dzlomont4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@stakknation1234 жыл бұрын
LMAO😂
@russtownsend28984 жыл бұрын
Hopefully that wig covers that fat head.
@daisylavender52754 жыл бұрын
Your name got you a like👍🏻
@myishenhaines17064 жыл бұрын
Good original one!
@SOURCECODEBVII5 жыл бұрын
"Michelle is our associate associator who associates the associations when need be associating.''
@justelle_15 жыл бұрын
🤣
@tyrone4life10005 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Joybee-nx4pj5 жыл бұрын
Lol😆😆😆
@AyoBaby5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 So, you're saying she's an associate??
@tyreequetaymullah44995 жыл бұрын
DLJ TV 😂😂😭
@danewaishas1513 Жыл бұрын
If you wanna know why I’m back 5 years later, still watching this gem….”Ax Michelle”
@shaneanbrown12366 ай бұрын
I’m here now Feb 2023 😂😂😂
@instigator119855 күн бұрын
Why he says ax? Is that an african american thing? Im not from USA
@MoMMaM903032 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Professional_Victim_H8er Жыл бұрын
Every now and again, I’ll make some popcorn, fix myself a drink, and cue this masterpiece up like it’s a feature film. The comedy is just that good. Tonight is one of those nights. #sendintheclowns
@claydice131529 күн бұрын
Don’t forget to invite Michelle and also axe her if she likes her popcorn sweet or savory. I would axe her myself but I’m just so busy traveling with Michelle.
@adamspeckert729613 күн бұрын
It is similar to a favorite comedy movie or comedy special. It’s fantastic.
@tyty1533 күн бұрын
😂
@1943ofour5 жыл бұрын
I was minding my own business until god told me to binge watch these videos. This guy is a piece of work.
@efrainortez78385 жыл бұрын
Same
@donnabonn18925 жыл бұрын
😄😄😄😄😇😇😇😇
@Kloco785 жыл бұрын
MD D 😂😂😂😂😂😩
@wendynoto47265 жыл бұрын
You guys are funny and you got that right
@Thornspyre815 жыл бұрын
I cant figure out what the deposition is for though...hahahha. is it a fraud case?
@kayy65792 жыл бұрын
Attorney: “Is that water you’re drinking right now?” David: “Uh, well, I’m not exactly sure what’s in the cup. I think it’s water…or a clear liquid… I don’t know, you’re gonna have to axe Michelle. She handles my drinks and stuff like that…”
@Samiam1732 жыл бұрын
@Goddess K IKR...He went "Jodi Arias" on em'!
@mikeavery36622 жыл бұрын
Lol
@tylerparsons35042 жыл бұрын
So good .. lol
@MartinezC.2 жыл бұрын
Goddess…
@victoryforever19152 жыл бұрын
Oh stop lol 😆🤣
@clarencecross7385 Жыл бұрын
“ mhm” “You have to answer yes or no” “ yes mhm”
@virginialorthe14875 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@harlonwhite5939 Жыл бұрын
I watched it more than once also. I just can’t believe this criminal has not been arrested.
@lagosfury5142 Жыл бұрын
I've watched it at least 5 times and it never ever gets old
@AntiPlatitude Жыл бұрын
He’s taking advantage of the United States tax code. Sadly it doesn’t sound like he is actually breaking any laws. He’s a grade A piece of crap, of that I have no doubt, but I can’t clearly see any indictable criminal offenses.
@WorldwideWyatt Жыл бұрын
The church is allowed to lie cheat and steal in USA. Want to run a legal scam? Start a church.
@CompassionateEyes8 ай бұрын
How is he a criminal??
@SmithCrec-ki5ff6 ай бұрын
How is he not ? Are you dense ?@@CompassionateEyes
@caitlin82744 жыл бұрын
He knew exactly how much his child support payments were but he didn’t even know his own child’s birthday. Sad.
@godsbabi14 жыл бұрын
RIGHT 🤨
@springcady65894 жыл бұрын
Does that shock you!!!! He can't even remember any scriptures from the Bible, he proclaims to be a representing apostle of!!!!!! What a joke!!!!!
@puggie10194 жыл бұрын
He don't have to know how much his child support payment is or the childs birthday, as long as Michelle knows. Period!!!
@818rdk4 жыл бұрын
That's y he cut his salary in half
@shaudaeyoakumify4 жыл бұрын
CN that made me think of the scripture of how God feels about a father like him. This man has no care for his children clearly but he loves himself. God tells no lies, his word is real life knowledge. Reference to his kind is all throughout the Bible.
@rush4377 жыл бұрын
i got pulled over today and the cop asked if i knew how fast i was going and i said " i dont know, you need to axe michelle she would have the answer"
@BigGirlBeautiful6 жыл бұрын
the RUSH COUNTY picker You, Sir, Have An Amazing Sense of Humor! #LikeMcDonaldsImLovingIt
@helpout26996 жыл бұрын
The cop said he wasn't "acknowledgeable about that."
@mellelahe25726 жыл бұрын
the RUSH COUNTY picker hhahhhahahahahahahahahahahgahahahahahahahahaahha
@TheWaynelds6 жыл бұрын
the RUSH COUNTY picker The cop would say "You have to answer yes or no".
@rising_tothetoprising_toth54426 жыл бұрын
the RUSH COUNTY picker lmao that's great their probably is no Michelle but he can't remember honestly!👏
@missoliver3811 ай бұрын
When trying to sound intelligent, falls short 😂😂😂
@ronk983011 ай бұрын
Especially when he's "pacific" about his answers.
@aarondmtz21784 ай бұрын
That’s PROPRIET-ORY!!😂
@CraigStCyrPlus29 күн бұрын
When you use a comma for no reason and look like a bit of a blockhead.
@missoliver3829 күн бұрын
@@CraigStCyrPlusclearly you read with no regard for commas. 😂😂😂 My punctuation was placed there, purposely 😂😂😂
@CraigStCyrPlus29 күн бұрын
@@missoliver38 Oh, gotcha. I'll keep that in mind - for next time. Dummy.
@sumyunguy08 Жыл бұрын
This is probably my 57th time watching this. His patheticness is just so damn addictive
@LCee7 Жыл бұрын
My husband just sent this to me asking if I’d seen it bc it’s so funny. I was like I have parts memorized!
@richardkhan64011 ай бұрын
what the hell isa start up? this is a monolog.
@richardkhan64011 ай бұрын
Michele sleep there.
@richardkhan64011 ай бұрын
This guy reminds me of donald trump
@richardkhan64011 ай бұрын
who in their wright mine will donate money to this guy church.
@girliejax4 жыл бұрын
This should be a "how to spot a liar by body language alone" You can actually mute him and you'll still hear the lies!
@jaspernemesio38164 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@dariusglenn5694 жыл бұрын
you are hilarious lol
@elonmusk13824 жыл бұрын
“You’ll have to axeMichelle”
@reasonrally66584 жыл бұрын
AMEN...HE COVERING UP ALL HIS TRACKS..AS IF WE CANT SEE THROUGH HIS BS!!
@profcamp234 жыл бұрын
Jax Tyler hey Jax a brother enslaving his own people and dishing discipline with a Gucci rare lizard belt
@scott1lori2825 жыл бұрын
So entertaining to watch. I've been watching to fall asleep for a week now. His smooth calm lies are just the right amount of comedy to fall asleep to.
@hapymark1235 жыл бұрын
That's a damn shame. For me too!
@arnellehardy10915 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@bayharborbutcher81325 жыл бұрын
ASMR?
@macioluko94845 жыл бұрын
It also makes it easier for the entire foot soldier centurions of Wall Street stock pushers to catch some sleep as well. Not to mention Jordan Belfort.
@gloriaallen46485 жыл бұрын
🤣😄😅😂🤣...I am over here rolling "smooth calm lies"🤣😂😅
@Thesarcasticdom Жыл бұрын
“We offer cancelling” lmao
@Jane-nt3vy Жыл бұрын
One ignorant bastard
@tyty1533 күн бұрын
😂
@timhnamorehead6385 Жыл бұрын
He making all this up as he go. 😂
@tyty1533 күн бұрын
😂
@sefsoliz39773 жыл бұрын
I’m addicted to this… he remembers over 1000 visits from Jesus but not his kids’ birthdays, addresses, how much rent is, his allowances…. So crazy!
@nlg79223 жыл бұрын
Or what people's specific titles are, what they do there, if they are a volunteer, what a volunteer may do, is it an office or a house, real work or behind the scene work. Lol has no idea what is going on anywhere, but all the visits! You betcha, lol. This guy 🤦 Can't answer the questions, but can try and define words as well. He just "doesn't understand."
@newyorkusa91553 жыл бұрын
Facts 😂😂😂
@XYz-yx5nq3 жыл бұрын
😂😂🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏
@jeaninepetty49233 жыл бұрын
Or, in fact, that he has kids and one lives with him.
@DarhaLB3 жыл бұрын
Yea this dude is whack.!!!!
@taymason4 жыл бұрын
Attorney: "What is your name?" Him: "Uhm...can you simplify the question?" Attorney: "What have they called you since the day you were born?" Him: "I don't really have any involvement in that...you'd probably have to axe Michelle"
@lisah81974 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm crying 😂😂.. Too funny!!
@islandgirl94794 жыл бұрын
@@lisah8197 I know right🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
@cherridytucker97394 жыл бұрын
Your Comment got me in 😂😂😂😂😂
@ellemonettef72004 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ellemonettef72004 жыл бұрын
Thank You Taylor.....I needed that laugh. Smh lhh
@markgarcia9134 Жыл бұрын
Mitchell is packing up her bags while this dude is throwing her under the bus.🤣🤣
@KlepacMovies Жыл бұрын
Not sure how long this deposition was but she is ground beef at this point. Clothes strewn everywhere on the road.
@ctaylor84465 жыл бұрын
He’s eating that lip like it’s the new Popeyes spicy chicken sandwich
@karinmarfo14365 жыл бұрын
Yeah!! It Drives me crazy!
@eboniecullins2675 жыл бұрын
Ha Ha!!
@PatrickBaptist4 жыл бұрын
That's what uppers like coke and meth do to you.
@GB-ev2ti4 жыл бұрын
@@DON96RON HE IS REALLY GOOD AT DECEIVING PEOPLE AND STEALING THEIR MONEY.
@kdbrown63ify4 жыл бұрын
😂
@TheDrFMG3 жыл бұрын
Attorney: “why do you crouch into a softly spoken turtle when lying?” Turtle Dave: “Oh, that’s just ma’shell”
@harveyburak52533 жыл бұрын
hahahaha
@VictorHernandez-pu6cg3 жыл бұрын
🤣👍🏼🤣👍🏼
@harveyburak52533 жыл бұрын
@@VictorHernandez-pu6cg I'll bet you Michelle's deposition would sell for $100.00, minimum!! As far as I know, there isn't one.
@Android-qj2yu3 жыл бұрын
Well done sir, well done.
@chocolatechipcookieface36683 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭
@bignoyz4111 Жыл бұрын
He, got that good Maurice White forehead..😂 this dude is hilarious this never gets old.
@alanrohn-jg1vm Жыл бұрын
I come back every few months when I can’t sleep - wonderful for insomnia !😂
@samuelmori30264 жыл бұрын
Apparently he doesn't Google anything. He just Michelle's it.
@kitrichardson55734 жыл бұрын
Michele travels everywhere he travels plus she does 49 additional things.
@gentryjanson70624 жыл бұрын
I’m crying in tears
@ntheblinkofni4 жыл бұрын
Michelle is the new Google! Dang he's so ugly, what in the world do ladies see in him? GROSS 😝 nodding that fat head of his, agreeing with his lawyer, like he finally knows something that he doesn't have to axe Michelle about.🙄🤤🙄🤤🙄🤤🙄
@ntheblinkofni4 жыл бұрын
@@kitrichardson5573 Well since I sit on the board and I'm authorized to write checks, (without his knowledge) that alleviates Michelle from at least one of her jobs. I feel bad for her, cuz she has so many jobs, that she can't ever go home, but on a more "pacific" note, she needs to get some "cancelling" from Ms Jessikey, cuz she has to be on drugs in order to just stay awake to do her jobs. 🤐🤤🤐🤤🤐🤤
@leobritair4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@paradoxofepicurus5 жыл бұрын
If I whisper, god can't hear me lying.
@blahzone22555 жыл бұрын
😂
@b.carter5645 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@bikelifer49855 жыл бұрын
Awesome comment all pastors put on the humble saint voice after time thats their natural voice
@MLK77885 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness that's funny lol.
@victorsalinas46665 жыл бұрын
😂
@jadevenom4810 ай бұрын
october 12, 2023 and i’m still coming back to this again and again. 😂😂😂 i can’t with this
@user-fy6zg9yy6r5 ай бұрын
Your not alone
@conquerall20027 ай бұрын
I love how his mouth gives him away whenever he gets caught in a shady move and blinks non stop when lying
@Babyboobearful3 жыл бұрын
This is honestly better than 90% of television
@tyty1533 күн бұрын
😂
@DMG1185 жыл бұрын
"Can you confirm your name, please?" "You'll have to axe Michelle for that, she deals with that for me."
@mommyallred5 жыл бұрын
DMG118 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻
@spurlingjohn25 жыл бұрын
ROFLMFWAO
@hankbridges50555 жыл бұрын
There IS a Michelle. She's a blond lady.
@mohamedkamel97325 жыл бұрын
lmao :D
@queenmasi2675 жыл бұрын
Lolllllllll
@queenanne6864 Жыл бұрын
Dang, I NEED a "Michelle" in my circle😂😂😂...of acquaintances!
@Big_RegC2 ай бұрын
Dang y’all should warned me!!! Had this playing while driving, laughed so hard I cut off oxygen to my brain…passed out. Woke up in a parking lot looking up at some woman who was in the process of reviving me with one hand and handing my wallet to a Black Leprechaun with a receding hairline. Now I been black all my life but I never seen nothing like this dude. He ran off into the woods as I sat up and the woman in black helped me to my feet. I wanted to pay her but had no wallet, I axed her for her name and she said Michelle….saved my dang life.
@Dobbs37 жыл бұрын
Plot twist--Michelle is his alter ego.
@brendalyxxx7 жыл бұрын
Dobbs You don't know how long this made me crack tf up!!!!!
@TheRandomTechy7 жыл бұрын
Dobbs copying someone else's funny comment makes your copy not funny
@Dobbs37 жыл бұрын
Best0nlineGamer I didn't have enough time to read through comments... if someone said it first, sorry
@idontwantone1327 жыл бұрын
Best0nlineGamer different people can think of the same joke...
@lucygirl49267 жыл бұрын
@Dobbs Oh my God Dobbs, thanks! Thanks a lot....now I have milk ALL over my desk....(I'm gonna axe Michelle where the cleaning rags are kep')
@ryonsims42263 жыл бұрын
Sir why do you keep biting your lips? “I’m not to sure that’s something that Michelle would know she handles that”
Fast forward to 2 years ago.... Michelle: I cant answer any of your questions.
@davidmcquaid7862 Жыл бұрын
Pinocchio part II except when he lies his hairline goes back
@TheDesmondfain5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@pt6guy274 жыл бұрын
"I'm so busy" Has not adequately explained one single function that he performs.
@samanthalake50114 жыл бұрын
He's an owl🦉
@profcamp234 жыл бұрын
pt6guy the brother has been busy with iteneraries
@dorisampofo18784 жыл бұрын
He resemble one of Ghana president call Kwame Nkrumah
@impressivesarasarabrown4664 жыл бұрын
His function is to get money out of the wallets that think they can purchase hope or redemption
@sarah-louisehackett96134 жыл бұрын
He's throws wheelchairs and stuff around as he screams at people to give him all their worldly possessions ,, does that count as busy..
@KedzDacz4 жыл бұрын
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, his blaming his secretary, he's driving Bentleys.
@Conspiracy5154 жыл бұрын
He swervin'😂😂😂😂
@gregmontagna4 жыл бұрын
Moms spaghetti.
@bigwhiskerbiscuit4 жыл бұрын
agreed! he keeps saying executive but i think he means executive assistant.
@tdeveritt4 жыл бұрын
All while wearing louie vitton
@freighttrainjones59154 жыл бұрын
"He's nervous but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down the whole comment section goes loud"😂😂😂
@YeetlejuiceYeetlejuice Жыл бұрын
my wife thinks im odd for listening to this lol
@ronk983011 ай бұрын
You're not. It's quite amusing.
@markgarcia9134 Жыл бұрын
You have to answer yes or no "Yes umm hmmm " 🤣🤣
@svenpoelmans36885 жыл бұрын
Disciplined his daughter with a belt, the kid was lucky tho, it was a 30k Gucci belt
@LisaPowell-so4mw5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@wesleyhempoli55485 жыл бұрын
He beat a little girl with a gucci belt he bought with money he scammed from sick, eldery, old ladies. This man would be hung if it was 150 years ago.
@KanutsLive5 жыл бұрын
Lol oh shit funny
@zel50555 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@YNTGUNS5 жыл бұрын
@@wesleyhempoli5548 wellll of course he would be hung! 150 years ago id be hung too
@kylelunde57504 жыл бұрын
That lip biting is really annoying. Classic sign of guilt if I ever saw one
@harielesquivel12573 жыл бұрын
Also signs of cocaine
@edwardrossman94483 жыл бұрын
very nervous and cant hide it.
@daytonasayswhat93333 жыл бұрын
@@harielesquivel1257 Seems certainly not on drugs.
@amaliapetion3703 жыл бұрын
He should’ve chewed his lips 👄 off by now
@kimmiely25463 жыл бұрын
The weirdest part is, he's not actually biting his lip. He's pretend biting. LOL.
@theworldisfallingapart867 Жыл бұрын
so glad i found this, again, today
@jakopyan Жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one that watched it more than once. This is amazing entertainment. Cancer and all. He cures everything
@KlepacMovies Жыл бұрын
Prosecutor knows everything too🤣
@jamarquislee10045 жыл бұрын
I want to make some “ask Michelle” shirts. Who would buy?
@_rhapsodist5 жыл бұрын
But you have to spell it "axe Michelle"
@fevah1st6045 жыл бұрын
I would buy
@TallulahBelle32765 жыл бұрын
Yes!!!
@joshualarez66845 жыл бұрын
Put me down for 2😆😆😆😆😆
@TheMoustee5 жыл бұрын
Add "Michelle knows"
@FoodforThought12345678dsds6 жыл бұрын
God spoke to David Taylor. And David told God to speak to Michelle
@j-stilt97466 жыл бұрын
FoodforThought lol
@furiousstyles2k6 жыл бұрын
Foodfor Thought.....LMAO!!!!! CLASSIC!!
@MrsWitherspoon6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@JagodinacSYD6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂🏆 gold!!
@erikarios72376 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@monty15611 ай бұрын
The wheels on the bus go “thump, thump, thump” as the bus drives over Michelle.
@no-he5vu11 ай бұрын
As soon as this dude gets home he calls is accountant and asks “yo nigga, how much cash we bring in today.”
@alexbarajas7997Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@georgesmart2395 жыл бұрын
Wife: "Are you watching that again?" Me "Yep."
@LisaWhitehorn5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭
@repentuklondonwatchman13735 жыл бұрын
Lovely Post
@tmophead5 жыл бұрын
I called my wife "Michelle" by mistake. Oh bhoy
@Cece-lb7nc5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣
@AdrianVeidt5165 жыл бұрын
Lol. I've watched this bullshit like 4 times
@taymason4 жыл бұрын
Best part of being unemployed right now is that I can devote the entirety of my day to this deposition and the one that preceded. I've enjoyed breakfast lunch, and dinner mightily while viewing from bed. It couples well with "To Catch a Predator". EDIT: It's 3 months later and I just accepted an offer for a really amazing job. I worked very hard to get it. During the interview, I was asked why I had a such a long gap in between employment. I looked him dead in the eyes and said "You're gonna have to ax Michelle..."
@janesalviani46304 жыл бұрын
Taylor Thibodeau still looking for work ? Where do you live
@quinceybrooks13554 жыл бұрын
@@janesalviani4630 Texas???
@russellhamner48984 жыл бұрын
But nothing can truly compare to TCAP. Hope the job search worked out for you man.
@robertireland85494 жыл бұрын
Lies
@all_caps_06034 жыл бұрын
Same dude, same
@luckyzeyan5391 Жыл бұрын
The title of this vodeo should be 'i don't remember' 😂
@michelsanchez654511 ай бұрын
It's amazing how he doesn't give any sign of being nervous or lying throughout the interview, the dude keeps a pokerface 🤣
@ronk983011 ай бұрын
I noticed that, too. His confidence is incredible. 😂😂😂😂
@mishuk504310 ай бұрын
That in itself is a tell. Dud's a sociopath. His eyes are dead. He is nervous at the beginning he chews the inside of his mouth. I see a lot of anger in this guy.
@mishuk504310 ай бұрын
@ronk9830 it's all an act. Watch his mouth.
@ronk983010 ай бұрын
@@mishuk5043 Was being sarcastic, same as the original poster. 😃
@lyneetadoss86010 ай бұрын
chewing his lips off and trying not to choke on his own lies!sneaky lying snake!
@farkbodark746211 ай бұрын
I’ve watched this more than 3, 4, 20 or 100 times.
@neverbrokeagain84542 жыл бұрын
That boy was so nervous that he almost bit his lips off 😂😂
@seanjackson64402 жыл бұрын
I swear them mfs a whole different color now
@naomiwingate425 Жыл бұрын
He knew his ass got caught he was biting all the skin off his
@Jane-nt3vy Жыл бұрын
There's literally no dry skin there its just an ugly, annoying habit. Gross.
@ZeeSA-no2zh11 ай бұрын
That's a grown ass man
@PatriotChick8 ай бұрын
Ikr 😂
@Based_Department4 жыл бұрын
This man just casually forgot he had children.
@blondesense17084 жыл бұрын
You can’t blame him, it’s not like he has pastorial custody.
@markiaashleymoore65144 жыл бұрын
Chris Co. 😂😂
@vaestkusten60414 жыл бұрын
He "postphoned" all of his sexual exploits to AXE Michelle.
@angiearthur14084 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@angiearthur14084 жыл бұрын
@@vaestkusten6041 😂😂😂😂😂
@kentmombourquette53856 ай бұрын
It’s great for the whole family to watch what these things are doing very educational.
@jaymatthews32845 ай бұрын
Lets turn it into a drinking game...everytime he says "Ask Michelle" everybody has to take a drink 😂
@jessiefrye30454 ай бұрын
Ain't nobody gonna walk out! We'll be crawling!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ASISEEITPODCAST4 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who puts this on to fall asleep 😂🤦🏾♂️
@fbc05053 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo omfg I literally just woke up to it again🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☝️☝️☝️☝️
@tylerjames4823 жыл бұрын
YOOOOOO I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
@ASISEEITPODCAST3 жыл бұрын
Tyler James respect fam. Welcome to the family 😂
@mikebell11453 жыл бұрын
Me lol
@magyc823 жыл бұрын
I just woke up to it when the lawyer came to hours rescue 4 a min
@ccannon5655 жыл бұрын
Whenever he does one of those coughs he's choking on another lie.
@diannalovett76245 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing!! Haha
@locoluck7775 жыл бұрын
So he has made LOTs of lies...
@lifeincali47815 жыл бұрын
C CAN good one
@c230benzito5 жыл бұрын
I think when coughs it means hes telling the truth bcuz he coughed like twice. 🤪
@rubyv72315 жыл бұрын
C CAN I think it’s a nervous tick lol just like his lip biting 🧐
@RisitasKEKW Жыл бұрын
Interviewer: What did you eat for breakfast? David: Michelles on that....
@courtneyjones7145 ай бұрын
If I had $1 every time he say "ministry" or "ask Michelle" I'd be set for life?
@ajsessions62694 жыл бұрын
For someone who is used to acting infront of cameras, he sure cant hide that lip biting
@adrienneflora70784 жыл бұрын
So weird.
@officialOriginalR4 жыл бұрын
Its laughable
@richardmartinez5433 жыл бұрын
Such a beautiful and rare moment of poetic justice when she asked him," tell me what a FALSE PROPHET is..." 😂😂😂
@aquariussun642411 ай бұрын
His hairline avoiding questions
@kuhuh4238 Жыл бұрын
Attorney : Let’s start over what’s your full name? Him : I'm not sure of the exact words, you'll have to ask Michelle..she's in charge of all that.
@tarathompson2845 Жыл бұрын
😁
@elseby4 жыл бұрын
IT'S 2020 AND WE STILL WANT MICHELLE'S DEPOSITION. We don't care if the case is closed, we just want to watch the best drama of the decade.
@PR-zp6db4 жыл бұрын
🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
@maseesafi52694 жыл бұрын
Where is Micheal hahaha
@conmon2104 жыл бұрын
Wait so what happened to him?
@rishirishiroopnarine50674 жыл бұрын
@@conmon210 In jail
@Tay204 жыл бұрын
@@conmon210 nothing really, he's still preaching at his mega church
@tyshaneyfelt49704 жыл бұрын
As soon as he got in the car when this was over, Michelle calls him and asks if he mentioned her name at all? His response "No, I don't think so, maybe once or twice"
@ashishpatel3504 жыл бұрын
"no, I don't think so, maybe once or twice, ask Michelle"
@enlightenedmcgee4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂✅
@TJ-dl5cu4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@TheCryrose4 жыл бұрын
Or maybe thousands of times
@MJC3674 жыл бұрын
😂
@lollihoovah3944 Жыл бұрын
His cough/ clearing his throat is hilarious every time he's lying... not to mention the low voice😂😂😂😂. It's interesting how these ppl scandal the poor while he's in top notch expenses
@bernardosandoval62205 ай бұрын
How does she not laugh every time he says "KFC"?
@liquidpowder8395 жыл бұрын
Bruh eatin' his lips like groceries.🤣👊😂
@KEEBLERVET5 жыл бұрын
I contend that is his TELL when he is anxious or telling a lie. That is why he does it so often.
@liquidpowder8395 жыл бұрын
@@KEEBLERVET What; eat groceries?😂🤣
@KEEBLERVET5 жыл бұрын
@@liquidpowder839 He obviously doesn't miss any meals. And Michelle probably fixes them. But eating his lips and licking his lips are his tell that he is lying.
@liquidpowder8395 жыл бұрын
@@KEEBLERVET Exactly! 😂
@modernlegacy55555 жыл бұрын
😁😅😂🤣
@chelleglenney1564 жыл бұрын
That baby talk whispering then clearing of the throat means a big lie just occurred....
@mildors14 жыл бұрын
Someone give him water and chapstick
@cainpitt4 жыл бұрын
I enjoy the way he agrees with his lawyer every time he speaks. He nods like a madman.
@HonchoNoQuavo3 жыл бұрын
He’s tearing dat lip UP aint he? 😂😂
@rahbyn48703 жыл бұрын
It’s so constant!!!
@scotten2753 жыл бұрын
Lmao surprise it didn't come off
@fransstyl52953 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing. He should've brought some gum.
@maggieouillette66673 жыл бұрын
@@fransstyl5295 he had gum, he spit it out for the deposition
@fransstyl52953 жыл бұрын
@@maggieouillette6667 he needed something I know his lips were on fire. I know he’s nervous because of this desposition but my goodness for a second I thought he had a health problem. Something ain’t right.
@LuxuryIncorpАй бұрын
Michelle can take over the whole responsibilities of the president’s cabinet by herself. She sounds like a hardworking, intelligent, multitasking individual!
@lamondhaynes4440 Жыл бұрын
Every time he coughs 😮he’s lying lol
@jayspencer88934 жыл бұрын
An entire year later here I am yet again. I love the fact this video is slowly going viral. Great job, Michelle.
@AkronKid3302 жыл бұрын
It's so hilarious
@GodyP2 жыл бұрын
Fr Michelle sounds like a Mfing don lol
@normanthomas90652 жыл бұрын
Michelle is pretty hawt..ga damn
@apophis21294 жыл бұрын
"who lives with you?" "Nobody" "Don't you have a son in the residence?" "Oh, yeah" 😂
@MrLlewis104 жыл бұрын
Steve Gallo yo 😂😂😂😂😂😂. This clown hilarious
@blazzing43214 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@nancyrhodes9134 жыл бұрын
Lol
@diamondsparkle99674 жыл бұрын
@Ms. Buschhorn 😂😂😂
@SuperKim2981 Жыл бұрын
🤦♀️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jlcollins7673 Жыл бұрын
I love that he just automatically nods his head in agreeance with his attorney, even though he has no idea whether or not his attorney is talking out his ass or not. 😂😂😂
@ronk983011 ай бұрын
I noticed that, too. Just because he believes the attorney's saying something to his benefit.
@Roc6962 ай бұрын
If my lawyer had that ring tone he's fired asap
@debbiegarrido79334 жыл бұрын
The comments here are so funny, I can't even breath, I'm in tears listening to this man and reading the comments. 🤣🤣🤣
@kingoziel4 жыл бұрын
Debbie Garrido me too!!
@freshavocado22044 жыл бұрын
He cured my depression.
@vaestkusten60414 жыл бұрын
You gon "hafta" "postphone" your laughters.
@Illisick7864 жыл бұрын
Feel you
@tdeveritt4 жыл бұрын
Are you the Debbie that gave this clown over one million dollars?
@cknorris36443 жыл бұрын
Attorney: Is that a jacket you're wearing? David: Well, Its kinda like pants... but goes on your arms....I don't think I would consider it a jacket though. You're really gonna have to axe Michelle.
@Tay203 жыл бұрын
Omg 😂
@alexkessell5993 жыл бұрын
🤣
@yoyolove32963 жыл бұрын
Nailed it
@yoyolove32963 жыл бұрын
I hate this fast and pray it down please dont just comment the ordasity
@tommymesquita3 жыл бұрын
Lmao! This needs more likes
@scotttidwell3854 Жыл бұрын
It’s a sad day when your own lawyer thinks you’re a fool
@aliceobukhova760411 ай бұрын
He’s clearly vague on purpose
@billbobaggonsАй бұрын
"Do you breath?" "I dont know ill have to ask Michelle, she handles that stuff for me."
@memberofthelambily13404 жыл бұрын
We should all just show up to one of his stupid conventions wearing “Axe Michelle” t shirts
@fevah1st6044 жыл бұрын
Hell yea
@MichaelSteven814 жыл бұрын
Im in
@shirleyfearon4 жыл бұрын
I'm in. That would be quite Interesting.. 🤭🤔🤔
@Sleepy113234 жыл бұрын
MemberOfTheLambily Or one saying ‘be more pacific’
@springcady65894 жыл бұрын
@@Sleepy11323.. Omg I would so do it!!!!!! In a damn heartbeat!!!!! And he's so effin smug, he thinks he's untouchable!!!! But that's ok, cuz if our justice system doesn't get him, GOD WILL!!!!!! AND I WISH I COULD BE THERE WHEN JESUS TRULY COMES FACE TO FACE WITH THIS SLOTH!!!!!
@rosieparker3825 жыл бұрын
Bus driver just called to confirm that it was definitely Michelle who thrown under his bus.
@e.b.g71265 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂My stomach hurts!!!!
@sarahmurphy80306 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@TdoggylocАй бұрын
I come back from time to time to watch this..wild dude
@lawrencearnemann3923 Жыл бұрын
I watch these all the time. God told me who was going to win the super bowl had me pissing my pants
@eequalsmcdonald5 жыл бұрын
I find it baffling that a man operating on this level of profound idiocy has been able to collect large sums of money via donations, unethically or otherwise.
@lucky319795 жыл бұрын
Me too
@EmpressLilith2225 жыл бұрын
eequalsmcdonald that alone speaks volumes about the IQ of those who follow him
@pauljames53795 жыл бұрын
Clearly the collections are made from bigger idiots
@DJL-ms5xl5 жыл бұрын
Agreed ... my thoughts exactly
@TallulahBelle32765 жыл бұрын
Couldn’t have said it better myself. 💯👏🏼✨
@LexiBandGeek4 жыл бұрын
Such a rocky start when he forgets the existence of his own children
@gfernandez21243 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 he really did. Lmao
@barcelona88553 жыл бұрын
🤣😅
@rubetube47273 жыл бұрын
Michelle hands that.
@mmattthews3 жыл бұрын
Probably one of the only questions he didn't have to lie about, but still did lol