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I was a kid in the 1990s and 2 days after the columbine shooting happened I was dragged out of class by 3 cops and frog marked to the school office where 5 other cops were waiting for me. Turns out someone started a rumor that I was plotting an IED attack on school and the school just went with it because I was 1 of the 5 metal-heads in my rural school. Got expelled immediately and my house got raided by the police looking for weapons, but my parents didn't even have any guns in the house let alone bomb making materials. Long story short family had to turn around and sue the school board over the situation to get the expulsion overturned and it only turned into a 1 week suspension and I was able to gradate that year no problem. Ironically, a kid at the other high school in my county actually set one of the school buildings on fire and managed to burned it to the ground. The school board and police tried really hard to connect me to that guy, but I never even knew that guy or anything. Turns out that guy was known to have violence issues and had been reported. It's just, for some reason, the school never bothered to do anything about him.

That story with the girl wearing mismatched socks was so endearing for me. I als was a bit of a weirdo (still am lol), and almost always wear mismatched socks.

Zero tolerance means zero thinking.

Roboho is an excellent nickname.

The area I grew up in had a volunteer fire department. In order to have your house extinguished, should it catch on fire, you had to pay an annual subscription fee. I was a junior in high school and there was a senior who was almost 19 and his pager went off because there was a fire and it was his turn to get the fire engine and take it to the fire. Because the school was so tired of kids leaving campus during lunch or to skip school they had put up 6 foot fences at the entrance and exit to the Student parking lot. When this guy's pager went off he went straight out of class to the principal's office and said you need to unlock the gate I've got to go get the fire truck. She was not a pleasant person. She refused to unlock the gate to let him out to go get the fire truck. He had one of those big 4x4's that you play with in the mud so he just basically drove over the fence and tore it down. The principal lived on the golf course in a duplex. It was her house that was on fire, however she had never paid her subscription fees when she bought it. So the fire department kept watering down the other half of the duplex and let hers burn. She ended up expelling the guy for the last 2 weeks of school which meant he was not going to be able to graduate. He and his malicious mindset went to the local paper and the local tv news outlets and plead his case with them because he had already been accepted at college and if he couldn't graduate then he couldn't start college on time. Eventually, between the newspaper and the news outlets, they went to the board of education to plead this kid's case. The principal was mad that this kid let her house burn. The only thing the kid knew was the person in that part of the duplex hadn't paid their annual dues. He had no idea that it was her house. A local fence company volunteered to fix the 2 gates and the majority of the city were absolutely in support of him for his willingness to escape the School property to save a person's house. He marched/graduated but she refused to shake his hand. Life went on. The student graduated college with a degree in Fire Sciences. No idea what became of the principal.

The area I grew up in had a volunteer fire department. In order to have your house extinguished should it catch on fire you had to pay an annual subscription fee. I was a junior in high school and there was a senior who was almost 19 and his pager went off because there was a fire and it was his turn to get the fire engine and take it to the fire. Because the school was so tired of kids leaving campus during lunch or to skip school they had put up 6 foot fences at the entrance and exit to the Student parking lot. When this guy's pager went off he went straight out of class to the principal's office and said you need to unlock the gate I've got to go get the fire truck. She was not a pleasant person. She refused to unlock the gate to let him out to go get the fire truck. He had one of those big 4 / 4 is that you play with in the mud so he just basically drove over the fence and tore it down. The principal lived on the golf course and a duplex. It was her house that was on fire however she had never paid her subscription fees when she moved in. So the fire department kept watering down the other half of the duplex and let hers burn. She ended up expelling the guy for the last 2 weeks of school which meant he was not going to be able to grab. He and his malicious mindset went to the local paper and the local news outlets and plead his case with them because he had already been accepted at college and if he couldn't graduate then he couldn't start college on time. Eventually between the newspaper and the news outlets they went to the board of medication implete this kid's case. She was mad that this kid let her house burn. The only thing the kid knew was the person in that part of the duplex hadn't paid their annual dues he had no idea that it was her house. And local fence company volunteered to fix the 2 gates and the majority of the city were absolutely in support of him for his willingness to escape the School property to save a person's house. He graduated she refused to shake his hand and life went on after that

I can imagine story 35: A kid throwing biscuits at the goths as if they were ducks.

The bomb from mario kart is easily one of the most threatening weapons in the gaming universe. The narrator has apparently never been winning, and saw the little flashing hell ball walk across the road.

One of my classmates threw scissors at preschoolers

I screwed up accidentally calling her the S word fight broke out. And I got suspended for getting beaten the crap out of because I was done being bullied. She got thrown out of school not the first time apparently.

I got suspended for ditching school too often. Not even in school suspension… *Kicked out of school for not being in school!* My mom gave up way before that. No punishment. Just the sigh of why tf did you have to win the sperm race?

Someone in my high school got suspended for having a hunting rifle in the back of his truck. I lived in a small rural town where EVERYONE including the principal hunted and fished. And EVERYONE had some type of gun or knife in their vehicles. The principal suspended the guy for three days or something like that.

I always thought it was a thing in American high school filming where the school starts a riot over something stupid like mismatched socks and then says there's no way we're going to back down on this issue no matter how many students join the protest and no matter how many people find out about it and no matter how ridiculous it makes us look in public.

My cousin managed this. Stupid, but not surprising to me. He was always a jerk when I had to listen to him He got expelled for sassing a cop. The train of events went: Legally drunk on NYE, out and about on foot. Cop stops him for something, and he basically slags the guy off. He gets shoved in the drunk tank University takes this as cause to check his room Finds weed Uses this as cause to expel him. To me it seems like they were chomping at the bit to get rid of him, and I am not shocked

1:31 this joke has me dying no seriously help. here’s my addr-

Got suspended for having red hair

You know if I ever got the story 17 assignment. (have some sort of time speeding up device.) top surgery bottom surgery and voice feminization surgery and get some good local pizza. Cus Pizza is my favorite food.

Hey, what is the game in the background called? It looks pretty cool.

What's the game in the background?

26 seconds ago is crazy

I remember my freshman year back in 2010 was the last year my high school did Gender Bender Day during Spirit Week (and mind you the Principle is required to sign off on this in the first place to confirm that it will not offend her or something, idk), well this can cause a lot of confusion with Transgender students and the Principle was an Anti-LGBTQ+ Christian lady so after realized a bunch of guys showed up in impressively well done drag she called everyone who participated into the auditorium and told us to call our parents to either get a normal change of clothes or go home. A trans kid said no and that the Principle was discriminating people (mostly trans/non-gender conforming students) and gave her the finger and in front of all of us, the kid was tackled by the security guard and it tore a bunch of muscles in their legs. So no only was the kid expelled, they were also hospitalized. Screw that Principle, I'm glad she was fired in 2012 because she was exposed to be racist and taking it out on the white students (Who were a minority at my high school actually).

This happened when I was in middle school. The school was being painted for about two weeks. The teachers placed my entire class including all the students in my grade in a lecture hall. Attendance was mandatory. The three most successful students got to watch popular movies with the tv turned away from the rest of the students. Everyone else received writing assignments, were told to be silent and lectured by the staff on how stupid we all were and will amount to nothing in life. This was for ten school days from 8 AM until 3 PM. One of the students on the seventh school day of this situation had had enough of being degraded by staff. He jumped the P.E. teacher and was expelled indefinitely. We thought this was unfair given the circumstances.

Some of these stories are crazy and remove any faith in humanity

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