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Story 3 is so funny cos it’s like. The stranger walked up to me and told me not to trust strangers.

Story #4 1. The fakt, that people tend to tell their lifestorry to op would give her a bit of an advantage as a psycheatryst since well, people would tell her their lifestory more easily 2. When it comes to the gangmember who had killed, there is only one thing tosay, inmy oppinion: "profesionals have standarts"

Not me, but my dad, when he was younger. It was night, and a guy had pulled his horse out of the trailer because it was nervous. He didn't know what he was doing, and the horse ran into the road. Dad couldn't stop in time and hit the horse. He went through the windshield. He landed face first in a freezing cold puddle. It slowed the bleeding from his face. Another car stopped by and the driver was a nurse. While waiting for an ambulance, she would put his face back in the puddle when his face started bleeding badly again.

Just gonna say that dude at 9 min honestly one of the better people i mean hell he knows how to take care of a kid and decided against robbing the place affter puting op back to bed

Is that red blood cell from Cells at Work in the thumbnail?! 🤯

Seth MacFarlane was supposed to get on one of the planes on 9/11. He had too much to drink and woke up later than expected and an agent of his mixed up the time for the flight causing him to miss it by about 15 minutes

Numer 7. Many criminals are just pure evil. But that criminal was not evil per see. He was a nice individual inside but the addiktion had taken over so this forced him to do break ins.

The forth one is from that meme profesionals have standards

i was cleaning the frezzer and the moment i leave the freazer the door is not even closed about a 20kg block of gravy ice fell from the top shelf and smashed on the floor just about 4cm from my head it would habe crushed my head

I had just parked my tractor in the garage and had started walking to the house when I wondered if I had remembered to shut the fuel valve off on the tractor- so I paused mid step in the 20' gap between the garage and the house to turn around and go back and check. As I'm poised in that momentary still position about to do an about-face, I feel wind rushing past me and feel something almost brushing the front of my body. I hear hooves hitting the ground, and look and see a HUGE deer buck running through the 20' gap at full spped! Had I not paused to do that turn around, he would have hit me and broken me up real good! I'm not one to be scared by animals. I've been surrounded by a pack of vicious junkyard dogs; have been close to coyotes and bobcats and even a panther..but that deer scared the crap out of me! I was a quarter of an inch away from death or permanent disfigurement...from something that ya normally consider harmless- a freaking DEER! (Oh..and went to check the tractor before going in the house- and it tuns out I had remembered to shut the fuel off..but thank goodness I thought I hadn't!)

2020 was in 11th grade math Calc class i had no idea wtf i was gonna do when exams rolled over after the spring break and busted my but during spring break then about Thursday that week the world broke.... Tldr global pandemic saved my graduation

Story 4 they encountered the embodiment of "just because you are 'bad guy' does not mean you are BAD guy!" (Forgot his name, but he's a character from Street Fighter and the quote is from the movie Wreck-It Ralph, i think it starts with a Z?)

One time i was going down the stairs but then i triped fIalling down all but two stair but my arm got stuk right before my hed slamed into a table

I honestly think that some people have a low level psychic ability. Some of these stories are absolutely wild.

I just finished cells at work

Our kitchen at work had tension tiles on ceiling,(think metal tile about a 2ft across clipped on to wire hidden in cieling) entered in door, it shut and I stopped to talk to a colleague, walked towards them and three tiles came loose and fell(ones touching top of door frame) got a scrap on back of neck from one but would have been much worse if it hadnt stepped forward at right time

stumbled down a concrete hill at high speed after falling of my bike

"Until they clubbed him to submission" FINALLY THE POLICE DOES THEIR JOB111

It was dumber and I was 15 decided to walk into my garden in a crop. Brother goes hey Nate what did you do. Looked down and went, Oh yeah that. Dad took me in and huddled around me he ran his hands down my ribs one side fine the other no. It looked like I’d dented my ribs. Dad took me to the doctor and turned out I had scoliosis. Three years of appointments and more than my fair share of tears run. Friday December 5th 2019 at 9:00 am went in for surgery. If my brother didn’t point out the dent in my side I wouldn’t have been ok. Could’ve been paralysed eventually. So thanks Ant you saved my life.

Now I am wondering who the #9 guy is

Good guy twitchy the murderer...

4:47 twitch is cool even though he is a murderer

Uh go gang man I guess

Yoooooooo

You fell off