🤣🤣🤣

YOOO BRO IS SAVAGE, I ACTUALLY DIED BRO DANG, VIOLATION

still funnier than the main show at least

The funniest thing amy schumer ever said "I am a comedian!"

Luckily she had the SNL writers to write this for her! Even then they had to put recorded laufter over the audiences silence! 🤦‍♂🤣

On god 😭

Same

Lmao

I saw your comment before I started watching and I was just waiting for the funny part. Had to scroll down towards the end to check your timestamp, because the funny part clearly hadn't happened yet. You were on the nose lmao

bro me too 💀 im cryying lmfao

Dang

@Syrus Salinas Oh no, I know it. I'm a bit of an Amy Schumer myself.

@David Assefa Tofu SO??????

@David Assefa Tofu yawnnnnnn....???

@David Assefa Tofu Honestly, I don't get why people are so invested in hating famous people. like, if you don't find her funny then just watch other comics, obviously many people find her funny because her stand ups are successful and her views are good.

The funniest of all jokes at in the comments when people insult her

Calling these jokes is an insult to all jokes

Ok I cackled when I clicked on it 😂

everyone rightfully hates her for stealing jokes, but you just did the same thing. this is the top comment from months ago lmao

I had nothing else to do

They mostly do.

Thanks what's up dude

they're paid and told to laugh

In fac, it seems many people have been paid to praise and accept this talentless woman in their circles... Something very weird is going on

Hate to have to clean the furniture after

I don't get it? light suggestion whatt?

A light suggestion of what they should look like the rest of their life

Hannah Wieler how is that funny?

@@bugofcake it's funny and sad at the same time. she's talking about how the role models for young girls today are women who do a lot of plastic surgeries and stuff, which imposes twisted ideas of what beauty is upon the young generation of women and teaches them to not love the natural faces they were born with

Polina Turik it’s just tragic

Holy shit they're dying of laughter.

I always take as a reference the gret hair guy at the right! He is honest about his laughs ! Check the rest of the monologues

So you are basically watching a reaction video

nope

yes

Ikr it’s sooooo funny like it’s the most funny thing I’ve eveeeer seeeen 😐

Bro got the whole squad laughing 🤠🔫

There are so many comments like “this is so funny wow!!!” God this genuinely isn’t funny

@@drsipp407 I mean, comedy is relative and heavily dependent on relatability. I doubt you and I are the intended audience. You are coming into to this wanting to hate it. There were some jokes I did not get. They were some I actually found quite funny.

@@atomiplex8956 stfu there is subjective comedy then this is Amy schumer the woman is like listening to a brick wall

notice how it’s only women laughing

@@atomiplex8956 yeahhhh you’re right actually

I'm ignorant who is malala?

@@danp1471 A nobel peace prize winner from Pakistan. I believe she is the youngest prize winner. She fought for girl's education as a teenager.

Dan P she was also shot in the head by isis and survived, look into her story it’s amazing

breanna heron not isis lol. it was the taliban

@@breannaheron7404 😀I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LIKE. (Watch the Time Traveler set first) kzfaq.info

Troll

+Leo Liu She actually looked really good last night! Impressive, Amy.

This is too easy... Amy's a cow. I would piss on her. Moooooo.

+Leo Liu

+Leo Liu and Peabody award winning

Yes. The perfect lullaby

a whales lullaby

@@gallofilm 😂

Lol I just did this last night. the leather special

What jokes?

... dude I beg you, my dad runs a rehab centre and I don't want him to go out of business

You would stay sober rest of your life

I don’t think alcohol would even exist anymore

Ohh hell yeah I’m getting drunk to- wait did you say Amy Schumer?

Are you trying to have people die from withdrawl??

There’s something wrong with you

@@King-jk9or yeah…

Womin

💀

I'm laughing at you because you think that's funny. LMAO. To each their own.

@UCBdA5NKc5rlMKNxF5XXoi5Q Just go fuck off😂😂It made him/her/whatever laugh, now someone can't even laugh at a stupid joke if it genuinely made them to because you all have to bring on your crusade against a joke thief. "To EaCH thEiR oWN" yeah okay superior being "I lAuGh aT YOu" toxic as shit

Ellen huh?

Looooool

Ironically this comment isn’t funny

Wow ok

Why is she successful then? We should be wary of speaking and writing in sweeping statements and hyperbole. Our arguments would greatly benefit.

how weird that you came to this 6 years after it was posted... the entire audience is laughing it's a super good opening monologue

This is what passes for comedy now. Didn't even chuckle

Well yeah. Comedy is subjective. Everyone has different tastes. That's kind of the point. That's what makes it fun.

Didn't laugh once.

no..real comedians are people who are following the kardashians

idk it's really mediocre. Some of the jokes are ok, but the general vibe is very cheap and sad.

You know, they are paid to laugh.

+daebaksone they are employed by snl. It benefits snl if the musicians seem to find the material funny. If these musicians didn't laugh, but sat there stone faced, how long do you think they would be employed?

Cole Blackman , nope, I know the sax player and he is NOT paid to laugh, but to play. Go figure.

That's a bass player, you ignorant vajaynah

Ropsana Khanom : EXACTLY 🤩✌🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Probably also cause she eats alot

@@zachbartlett2829 underrated comment

Also because all she talks about is sex and people instantly get turned on

@@weaponsmith people get turned on by her? Doubt it

@@zachbartlett2829 I don’t understand how that’s funny. Even if she is an insufferable person to watch I don’t see how making fun of her body is funny.

Patricia de Pastors ###facts

Boooooooorrrrrrinnnnng

😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

😐😐😐😐

Boooo

+ToraydoBull I agree, she's hilarious, her movie Trainwreck was a pleasant surpirse too!!

I don't see anything funny about her. I'm easy to please too.

+Dwight Swaney I agree. I think she could be really funny, but she veers into crude too often. The bit about bathing her niece was horrible. We turned it off at that point.

+Dwight Swaney then your a snob who cant get over himself and just laugh at the dumb silly shit and use your brain to analyze the high brow stuff because this woman is killing it!

+Catheryn English is that the royal "we"?

0% chance of laughing

Fr I looked up Amy Schumer to see if she was funny but ig not women are unable to be funny

is this a paradox

Y’all just like to dislike her, she’s not awful.

@@s_.777 She’s fucking abysmal. Iliza Shlesinger is up-arrow notation magnitudes funnier than Amy Shumer.

Damn that was better than the monologue

B....bend O.....over H.....here I......it C....cums A.....again

🙃

😐

Hi Amy, you suck

Dang this was so funny 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

@@bigfatbear943 how childish is it to bother other people finding something funny because YOU think a comedian that stole jokes shouldn't get ANY laugh? They found it funny, can't they? They need *your* permit?

AND THEIR VOMIT

wanetta renay why are u watching her snl monologue if u dislike her so much. Wouldn’t u rather spend your time watching someone u like?

@@courtneyc238 maybe she thought this would be good and then she quickly changed her mind

any thing no, people know amy schumers Comedy. People clicked on this video to hate on her

@@wanettarenay8215 bro that was hilarious. I feel sorry for them man.

"Comedian" is a bold claim.

You must be kidding

lol "take this shot you b--tch!"

Yikes

🙃

shes flat out racist lmao check out the articles

euphonykid She's a comedian

Because people think she stole jokes once or twice, which has now caused people to discredit her entire career, and that none of her jokes are funny and she's an annoying bitch.

You mean to tell me Americans like to build up a woman then convince themselves she's evil and unlikable then start bringing her down? What a shock

+I Worship Gays And Satan Well, she is an annoying bitch.

+Alain Bruno my favorite comedian ever

+Alain Bruno she's fat

+andreeaabro So don't have sex with her. Doesn't make her jokes and delivery any less funny.

+Alain Bruno i can watch her all day long

+andreeaabro She's hot, it's nice to a see a women with a hot body for once, what are you 15 or something, get some experience bro.

lmfaoo

Unless they get paid to laugh

apparently you're deaf

@@memers94 they do

Well he's an idiot😐

@@bigfatbear943 lmao the late great norm mcdonald was considerate enough to give that amy schumer that title. Man what a great guy he was, ill also support norm by saying amy schumer is "THE GREATEST COMEDIAN OF ALL TIME"..............

@@bigfatbear943 He was being sarcastic. You obviously dont know Norms comedy

@@joeyperez7432 Nah I just don't know him but I'm saying that to anyone who praises Amy for her terrible humor

Not counting him, of course

What... *whats wrong with you*

@Marylee Macpherson 😀I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LIKE. (Watch the Time Traveler set first) kzfaq.info

I did by reading the comments

@@imadawg2833 Clever strategy 🥇

I watched the whole thing and never laughed so I better get my medal

@@yodaddy7091 Here ya go champ 🥇

I made it to 4:44, but also by reading comments and commenting on how terrible and annoying she is.

Dual like the DS screens, not duel like Aaron Burr.

+IDontPostPorn I want to see Amy Schumer and Louis C.K. hook up and make a child.

+IDontPostPorn YES! Who can be dirtier! LOL!

Or a movie where they go to war on each other. Like neighbors fighting and they are married to different people that way no romantic awkwardness to mess it up.

+IDontPostPorn my two favorites

Holy Yes!

Yes...that would be great...then I wouldn't mind having missed another SNL episode.....

+kristie737 yes!

LiberalssuckdickYEAHUGOOGLE hey keep jews out of it, i'm jew and i find her disgusting and funny as a baby's corpse

@@Yuval012 😀I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LIKE. (Watch the Time Traveler set first) kzfaq.info

Wdym? No one finds her funny

I find it so bizarre that every one of you incels doesn’t see the irony in telling shitty jokes as you explain how Schumer is unfunny.

@@NAConen your mom made you..I still see the irony in it.

Her stand up comedy is definitely better than her movies.....

Who asked

She's crap and fake. There's a good documentary about her on KZfaq

Of course. These jokes are probably written for her lol

@@reng935 Look for "The Elephant 🐘 in the Room - An Amy Schumer Documentary". She steals so much stuff.

lol dumbass

Name one funny woman.

South park reference even more dumbass

To me because it was a south park reference.

***** ***** No to Alchemic Overdrive who seemed to disagree a lot with that statement without realizing it was a joke (the southwark reference). But i admit i wasn't very clear.

Do you think she's the first comedian to use the same bit more than once?

@@turbojon8117 She's one of the first comedians to use someone else's bit more than once lol

Eric Manget yeah but she does them better than the original comedians

@@shashavengesayi6055 She stole from Patrice. She's not better than Patrice. Also even if it were true it'd be a bad excuse lol, that's how Carlos Mencia was trying to defend himself.

Eric Manget i think by stealing someone else’s bit she’s also in a way paying tribute to the original comedian.

Holy shit guys, really!?

Ikr I actually found it pretty funny lol

And you’re a very unfunny hack at your best, so that’s saying a _lot_. 😮

@@ReelNW says you who commented, acting like you're on her side isn't gonna work bro, she's not gonna date you

@@ReelNW brotha no need to get salty about it, I really think anyone can be funnier than this woman, even a 3 year old

@@SireWolfman Do it, sissy...

Jon Davis if he was Bradley

And you would also even though you’re probably a straight male but when would you get the chance to let Bradley knock the bottom out of it.

You gay

Tayo Lenson yep

Do you have schizophrenia

+embem104 --yeah right --I'm thinking how I'd like to wash my nieces vagina? ---what the hell kind of ignorance are you smoking? I don't think of anything this woman says. "Making jokes about one's self---I think Rodney had been doing that for as long as I can remember and most other comics do the same. Nothing new. She sucks.

Mike Kramer It's ok thats your opinion, you just have a different sense of humor than those who enjoy her. I think thats why people think she's funny because she's so out there and vulgar. I agree, not everything she says is relatable but still humerus.

embem104 Yes embem -- I appreciate that you like her ---you are right -- we all have different tastes --I don't like people saying that she is saying what I am thinking but too afraid to say. George Carlin said what I am thinking and may not want to say. Amy Shumer --not so much.

😂

Sao Cungduoc shut up Conan!

You're a idiot lol

@@imacomedian980 it's AN idiot. That says a lot you idiot 🤣

Fikry Reza You sir, are a grammer correcting dick please get out of the comments section.

Her delivery and timing is spot on. It's so important, if not more so than the actual joke itself. Screw the haters.

I bet you were probably think you'd look damn good on him too ;D lol, that must been awesome

How is that funny exactly?

Me too! Haha

we watching the same video this is the most unfunny shit ever ?

@@Samuelprit yep

@@Samuelprit Amy is so sad because of your comment.

@@nimermartinez5261 chebz is a goat

That was my favorite part

😐🔫

Yeah cause he's getting paid😐

He is high and would laugh at silence.

+Sam Clemmons It's because you are man with taste and experience, most of the comments saying she's not sexy are from inexperienced male teenagers and stick thin bitches.

Kai Campbell Agree. Most kids don't see past media pushed definitions of what a girl should look like. As I got older I was able to appreciate all womens bodies.

Sam Clemmons Exactly, couldn't of said it better.

+Sam Clemmons Except for stick figure women, apparently.

milanosrp I appreciate them, I'm just not usually physically attracted to them.

why are most of the comments positive, she's not funny

Did I jump out the window too early?

+paleobc65 Actually the whole Bradley Cooper bit isn't new. She used it on Jimmy Fallon's show. Was a bit disappointed with that.

+Tom Helms she is actually known for repeating the same jokes over and over. The Bradley Cooper bit and the UTI joke were told on her standup and her appearance on Ellen. Almost verbatim :(

+Meg it's like a musician on tour for a album they have cycles use the jokes during one press circuit then they do new stuff for the next and most of this was new and she kinda changed the Bradley a little bit

+Ryan Homcy she modified it though

Tom Helms Steven Turner I get that. Trust me, I'm a huge fan of comedy and stand up. I'm just used to my favorites, Chapelle and Louis CK, who don't repeatedly tell the same jokes during public appearances. I love Amy though.

Thatoneguy7272 no but the Khloe joke was okay

I get it. She's the kind of person I really want to dislike: over-the-top humour and lame attitude. A bit too loud and annoying. Yet I can't help but respect her for being so damn authentic. A what you see is what you get, no-bullshit approach.

Y R E R R

Bro you got the like😭😭

Ok. We got it. You guys hate her, that‘s ok. All these trolls in the comments are annoying and really laughable. You guys don‘t like her? Fine, humor is subjective, just watch something else.

@@davidbak6984 well, I guess you could say that the comments are more laughable than her jokes

TrentAndLuke Yeah it is, not a good one though.

RandomRock 36 Now THIS made me laugh!

TrentAndLuke no

TrentAndLuke and this is a retarted persons comment

Are you seriously not trolling? This was complete trash.

Orion Black she's also stolen a couple of his jokes.

Bruh🤣

+DMchic PREACHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

+DMchic TL;DR Negative opinions are wrong apparently

she's successful because people want her to be. i know many funny female comedians but amy ain't one of them

Well the problem is, most of the jokes are stolen from male comedians

Guybrush Threepwood every stand up piece is stolen

@@johnwhitfield8150 Let's not exaggerate. Yes, she did steal a few things from other comedians, and I'm not excusing it, but she does create the majority of her own material.

@@renatofabbro5263 her only original jokes are ‘Haha vigina’

You missed “ haha men suck”

@@thwipp5711 and "my kid is bald"

Haha. So bloody right!

david reyna well your hobby is drinking because you Got divorced and you’re now a single mother. YOUR HOBBY SHOULD BE TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR FUFKING KIDS

david reyna she sucks she is not funny can’t consider her a comedian

i wish there was better female comics..... Amy gives women in comedy a bad name

um sure

I agree. It is men telling us what to like. And a confident woman is often seen as a bitch especially if funny and successful. Almost all male comics steal but nobody makes a fuzz about that. She has been in comedy for over 15 yrs which means her material has been stolen by some male comics and yet men want us to believe she stole their shit. As if female comediens have it easier. It is BS! She is hilarious and all of the stuff I have seen of her is def not stolen bc it is very personal, if she makes that funny- she is funny. And those complaining are hypocrits. Let us not give them space and time

There are compilations of her stealing jokes from other shows, search it up

Anto theja Way to make a comic issue into a gender issue. Jesus

Pre 2016 schumer was great. Everything past that is just sad and forgetable

I like Amy but yeah you didn’t look hard enough for those videos

What?

@@ethanhawksley9097 Gold in Minecraft is pretty weak and useless, so he is saying her comedy is weak and useless.

@@ironmeteorite1343 well... gold does have really good uses in 1.16 with bartering

@@ethanhawksley9097 Wow u seem cool at parties cause everybody loves the comedy police!

@@thetruelord1317 I'll have you know my great grandfather was part of the Comedy Police, he was in the Eight Division. It really hurts me when people like you dishonor his name and legacy by saying that. Please, be more considerate of others next time. God speed, Paps. God speed.

Joseph are you ok?

@@letsthrowapartyfornoreason1976 Ha! Perhaps I was exaggerating just a wee bit. Hyperbole is my middle name! Damn good monologue, though. You didn’t like it?

@@joeyfitz9 body shaming, narcissism, p*dophelia...ha! Just my kinda comedy

@@joeyfitz9 it fuckings sucked and Amy is one of the most unfunny comedians I’ve ever seen in my life, plus she steals jokes

Worst*