Tyler only hates Yu-Gi-Oh because a flamboyant CEO of a card game company stole his grandfather's soul

Tyler only hates Yu-Gi-Oh because his best friend stole his ace card when they both lived at the slums and then he abandoned Tyler to become rich as a pro duelist-on-wheels.

I think it's very brave of them all to keep doing these Yu-Gi-Oh quizes after they all lost to the same fat kid with a stained shirt at tournaments and it made them course change into haters for the rest of their lives.

Tyler makes jokes, but that is an actual side character backstory in GX.

"Crack the Earth, Thunder King!" better be a recurring bit in this channel, that was way too funny!

Kyle has become Vizzini from The Princess Bride. "Mitch is smart, and a smart man would put the fake card in front of me, so I can CLEARLY not choose the card in front of me. But the card in front of me has Dark in the name once more while the one in front of him has White, and every Dark card has been real, so I can CLEARLY not choose the card in front of him!" "You've made your decision then?" "HARDLY!"

I love the idea of business pirates called Crewbicles. They need to be a real thing.

That dude on Success Probability 0% is actually one of the most busted cards ever made, Magical Scientist. This card art is explicitly about him trying to get off the ban list, which, uh, never happening. Yes, he somehow knows about real world bans. How? I dunno, he just does. Maybe he's Monika's dad.

I have an evil one. Red Gadget, Blue Gadget, Yellow Gadget, and Green Gadget. Which one is fake? Adding to my comment, I have explanations for the rabbit round. Dark Rabbit isn’t a Toon Monster, but Pegasus did use it, and it is based on an in-universe Bugs Bunny parody. A “rabbit punch” is a blow to the back of the head, fitting with the Battlin’ Boxer motif. And “love it” and “rabbit” are pronounced similarly in Japanese, if not identically. If I’ve learned anything from anime and tokusatsu, Japan loves its wordplay.

I love how Kyle unintentionally hit on a dark cat with a white tail showing up in the quiz.

Pronounce "love it" with the most japanese accent you can manage. It'll sound like "ravit" then you'll realize love it and rabbit are close to homophones in japanese.

White hole is one of the “fuck you specifically” cards, as I like to call them.

Tyler constantly insisting he wasn't destroyed and dismayed by his first attempt at Yu-Gi-Oh brings to mind Shakespeare. "The lady doeth protest too much, methinks."

Here I thought Mitch was going to drop the backstory/lore of the Live/Evil Twins archetypes. A way to have a hard mode version of this quiz is for the choices in each round all be from the same archetype.

Tyler lost to a guy who used the 7 colored fish all game, that's his villain backstory

Ngl Tyler is the ultimate yugioh player. He even talks bad about the game at every momment he has just to say he loves it on the next minute.

Tyler is a professional Yu-Gi-Oh hater. Which is incredible considering he's the WORLD CHAMPION

I'm gonna try and use the phrase "Crack the Earth, Thunder King" whenever I can in my life now.

Man, I can't believe Tyler, as a former 4-year old Yu-Gi-Oh! prodigy that made it all the way to the World Championship with his iconic Drillago beatdown deck but lost due to disqualification as his opponent, Weasel Morningwood, sneaked a fourth copy of his go to Spell card (Jam Breeding Machine) into his deck resulting in him being banned from entering any Yu-Gi-Oh! tournament for his next 3 consecutive lives, acts like he hates this game.

18:00 Okay, it's time for some unwarranted Yu-Gi-Oh lore: the man in the card Success Probability 0% is another monster in the game, Magical Scientist (a card currently banned in the game), and the man in the photo on his desk is also another card, Kozaky, his scientist colleague. These two are responsible for creating/rediscovering a series of monsters called the Koa'ki Meiru.

18:17 The guy on the picture is actually a monster named Kozaky and the guy using the computer is Magical Scientist. They're scientist buddies (or maybe something more?😳) and they show up together in a bunch of cards.

Suggestion for next YGO quiz: Show a card with either its direct translated OCG name or TCG localized name, and they have to guess what the other name is. The inspiration for this idea is Beaver Warrior. Those who know, know.

Tyler was a fresh-faced young lad. He always watched every new episode of Yu-Gi-Oh (His favorite show) and would always beg his mom to buy him new cards whenever they went out shopping. Tyler believed in the Heart of the Cards just like Yugi and kept pulling cards that were currently meta, even though Tyler believed that every card was equally valuable in it's own way. Tyler took his deck to locals and had an undefeated streak, although Tyler never cared about winning, he just wanted to have fun and make friends while playing his favorite game ever. Tyler decided to take his deck to regionals. Thanks to Tyler's belief in the Heart of the Cards and the respect and trust he put into all of his monsters, he made it to the finals. He just needed to defeat one more person...Tazuki Takahashi. Tyler was, of course, star-struck. He never dreamed that he would be dueling his idol in the finals. Whether he won or lost, he is just happy to face his role model and play an honorable game of Yu-Gi-Oh. Tyler extended his hand to Takahashi-sama only for Takahashi-sama to sneer at him in disgust. Tyler was confused. Was he supposed to bow instead? The duel began. It was an action-packed duel but it seemed like Tyler was about to win. But then Takahashi-sama gave him a wicked smirk. He proceeded to remove his pants and reveal his 'dark hole' and let out the nastiest fart Tyler had ever smelt. This distraction allowed Takahashi-sama to capitalize and change the tide of the duel. Despite Tyler being star-struck from dueling his all-time hero, he knew that this was against the rules and that Takahashi-sama was blatantly cheating. Tyler called for the judge to disqualify Takahashi but no one came...Takahashi-sama finished off the last of Tyler's life points and won the game and the 10 billion dollar grand prize. Tyler had only one question for Takahashi-sama...."Why". Takahashi smirked and round-housed kicked the poor 10-year-old's face, giving him a permanent soft spot on his forehead. From that day on, Tyler abandoned his faith in the Heart of the Cards and threw out all of his Yu-Gi-Oh cards. Tyler swore to forever slander his former favorite card game. By the way, this is all real. I was there.

Could reasonably do a HERO day where it's just abusing superhero jokes. Like Heat, Lady Heat, Blazeman, and Heatman just for the suffering

You guys should absolutely do a Persona quiz cause Kyle would absolutely hate it

Rabbit punch is the punch to the back of a head, which is kinda illegal in boxing

"Yarr I be here for the GYATT" I fkn love Mitch man 😂😂

Turn 1: opponent set "Gozen Match" and a facedown card Turn 2: Tyler summons "Dark Gray" and sets "RGB Rainbowlution" Turn 3: opponent summons "7 Colored Fish" but doesn't attack in fear of "Mirror Force" Turn 4: Tyler summons "Pain Painter" intending to synchro summon "Shiranui Swordsaga" but his opponent activates his facedown "Gozen match" Tyler flips "RGB Rainbowlution" hoping it will protect "Dark Gray" but it forces him to send it to the gy Turn 5: opponent summons "Dark Rabbit" attacks "Pain Painter" and then attacks with "7 colored fish" (Tyler lp 8000 --> 5300) Turn 6:Tyler sets "Mecha Bunny" thinking it will protect him and sets "Success Probability 0%" Turn 7: Tyler activate "Success Probability 0%" but his opponents extra deck only contains "Dark Infant @Ignister" so it does nothing then the opponent summons "Battlin' Boxer Rabbit Puncher" which can prevent "Mecha Bunny"'s effect from resolving then opponent sets 1 card (Tyler's lp 5300 --> 2700) Turn 8: Tyler draws "Dark Hole" and hopes to turn the game around but his opponent chains his facedown "White Hole" Tyler then sets "Dark cat with white Tail" and "Trap Hole" Turn 9: his opponent summons "Goblin Pothole Squad" which is immune to" Trap Hole" but his opponent switches most of his monsters to defense to prevent "Mirror Force" and only attacks with "Battlin' Boxer Rabbit Puncher" and "Goblin pothole squad" (Tyler lp 2300 --> 800) Turn 10: Tyler sets "Dark Artist" but knows the game is already over Turn 11: His opponent activates "Graceful Charity" drawing "Live☆Twin Channel", "Shield and Sword, and "High Tide on Fire Island" discarding the latter two then summons "Spirit Sculptor" and attacks for game Tyler would sadly never play YU-Gi-Oh again because of this tragic loss

this mans tyler really got beat up in 3rd grade for his 7 colored fish and never let it go huh.

Tyler embraced the Yugioh hater mentality, but deep down we know Kyle is secretly a Yugioh fan.

Damn yall where freaks in this vid lmao keep it up it was great

I actually thought Hare Trigger was real. It sounds exactly like a Fur Hire card.

I think the reason mechs rabbit has "love it" might be because in Japan rabbits and the moon have a connections (like wolves and the moon). one of the words for love and moon are the same.

love these, freaking great episode!~

For tyler, nico, and kyle: the Live Twins Li La and Kisi Kil are vtubers by day, demonic jewel thieves by night. With the "Live Twin" versions being the vtuber avatars, and the "Evil Twin" versions being their demon thief versions.

I am still not sure if you guys actually hate yugioh or if its just a bit and i think it improves the videos drastically.

Surprised you didnt tell them fur hire was a real archetype

I actually went to my local yu gi oh tournament for the first time recently and although I lost all the matches miserably (it was me not my deck I play fire kings) I still had a great time and made new friends so I really enjoy watching your content.

Dark Gray's special ability is mostly unsuccessful gaslighting

These Yu-Gi-Oh! quizzes are amazing!

Also I’m so mad that “Doing Crime ^-^/Doing Time T^T” WASN’T a real one. That would’ve made my day and maybe even made me try out playing this godsforsaken game.

Do quizzes for Sentai or Kamen Rider seasons please. They got plenty of silly suits and names that can probably draw out a lot of funny reactions.

With spotting Kozaky in Success Probability 0%, a question of Kozaky-related cards. Fruits of Kozaky's Studies Giant Kozaky Kozaky's Self-Destruct Button Kozaky, Mad Scientist of Dark World The joke here is that while the fake card name is entirely in-line with the actual naming conventions of Yu-Gi-Oh, AND the lore of the character, the actual monster name is just Kozaky.

New best video on the channel, these bits are immaculate

i love these Yugioh quizzes

...sounds like Tyler made that fanfic up himself.

You go thunder king XD

23:43 - I'm glad that answered my question before the video was even over because, as someone who plays the game, these were *WAY* too easy. I think the best by far were "Holesome Reunion" which sounds like an anti-Trap Hole card in the vein of White Hole that could read "When a 2nd monster is removed from the field by a "Trap Hole" card, Special Summon those monsters, ignoring their summoning conditions. Your monsters are unaffected by the effects of Trap cards for the rest of the turn. "Crack the Earth, Thunder King!" Which I can 1m% see being a counter-Trap that negates a monster Special Summon with Thunder King Rai Oh on its art. And "Hare Trigger, Gunner Fur Hire", which I would only change to GunSLINGER so that there could be art of a grizzled bunny leaning up against a Saloon counter holding a shot glass of whiskey half-way up to his face, using his peripheral vision to look at the viewer, and other hand on his hip right next to a revolver, with fingertips touching the handle ready to draw and shoot at a moments notice, all while a portly pig bartender sweats nervously in the background.

“Yarr I be here for the GYATT” I live for stupid posters.

Tyler got FTK'd twice in a round one feature match as a child, and now hates Yu-Gi-Oh.

kyle insisting picking on dark everytime lmao

Nico: "The art of Dark Artist really sucks." Me: So does its effect.

Can we get the thunder king as a t shirt

"Hare Trigger, Gunner Fur Hire" sounds so legit, I fell for it damn lol

Hearing about how they talk about how 'fun' Dark Hole must've been to play around is so funny as a current Lorcana player, because the most oppressive card in that game right now is literally the exact same thing, and it really makes you appreciate how Yugioh has negation, and things that float, and significant interaction with the graveyard, and monsters that're immune to destruction, even during the earlier days when dark hole was an issue, because lemme tell ya, Lorcana having NONE of that makes a REALLY 'fun' card to play around. Just thought it was super funny how they brought that up at a time when it's surprisingly super relevant.

For Mecha Rabbit's "Love It" sticker, it's because the word "Rabbit" can be mispronounced as "Love it" in Japanese!

Tyler is totally not assmad and this video proves it! I wasn't even thinking that the previous videos but he somehow made me absolutely sure he is by trying to make us think he's not LMAO

Sweat dripped from Tyler's brow as the setting Sun finally left the horizon. It had been a good day. They brought in more than what their quota was due for. A young boy, not older than the age of five approached Tyler cautiously. His name was Jamil, a poor little boy sold to Tyler to mine lithium for electric vehicles manufactured in Mexico. " I'm hungry sir" Said Jamil softly. "Quiet you welp" exclaimed, Tyler. " If I had food for people like you I wouldn't be in this place" Tyler's malformed brain made him utter. The poor boy was emaciated his bones prominently displayed. How long had it been since he last ate a week? A couple days? It didn't matter, Tyler thought. "If only I was good at Yu-Gi-Oh my life would have been different." A lot of things would have changed for Tyler if he knew how to play Yu-Gi-Oh. His grandfather and mother might have survived the terrible accident caused by his inability to know when to use power Bond. It cost him his duel and his family. Unfortunate as it was, he was stuck here. Trapped in a useless body possessed by his own stupidity.

Yo, that was the BEST selection of cards you could ever get

dude this is so fkin scuffed i love it lmao

Patiently waiting for the Godzilla monsters quiz 🙂

The woes of finding a relatively young KZfaq channel…I’ve watched every video you guys have put out and I just found the channel maybe 2 weeks ago. I crave more 😭

4:50 someone get the demons that run businesses in rush duel on here

You could always submit a weird fake card to CardMarket, they intend to use them in an paper duel

As a yugioh play I need to clear up. We do not think yugioh is good, we just know all tcgs are bad and this is the one we like… for now

I love you guys so much XD

I saw tyler at a yugioh tournament and asked him why he was there. He spit in my face and beat me up.

Woo! New vid! Love all these. Keep on, keeping on. Idk what to say, just wanted to.

So for a bit of an explanation about the dude on Success Probability 0%, that is Magical Scientist. He was a small tine monster card, that ended up being so broken, he is still banned, to this day. As for the picture in the corner, that is a completely different monster, known as, and forgive me if I ended up mispelling it, Kozaky (Konzaky?). He is another scientist monster card, who once teamed up with Magical Scientist, and a third monster, and they worked on some cybernetic projects with each other.

Pleas do a Megaman Battle Network quiz

Fun Fact: Rabbit Puncher is named after, well... the rabbit punch, which is a strike to the back of the head or base of the skull. The name comes from a hunting technique, where a strike to the back of the neck was considered a humane way of killing injured or trapped rabbits without damaging the fur. It's banned in most fighting sports since it can easily cause lasting or permanent damage.

I'd love to see a round of Gold Pride spells/traps, the names of those are wild lol Good work as always ❤

Man I lost my shit at the White Hole reasoning speech especially since I knew it wasn't fake😂😂😂

HIghlight of my week here

Wait, youre telling me Kyle didn't lose in a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament my having his white hole crack earth? Has my whole life been a lie?

Pegasus did in fact use Dark Rabbit, but it's not a toon card.

I'm kinda confused by Tyler getting mad at boardwipes existing in Yugioh, when MtG prints about one per set. Board wipes were a part of TCGs from the start

Let's goooo Megaten Quiz !!

So about Mecha Bunny having "Love it" on its head: It's a pun. With the way Japanese people tend to say English words, "Love it" and "Rabbit" sound very similar. This obviously doesn't translate to English even a little bit.

The Gunner Fur Hire thing is evil because **Fur Hire** is a fuckin archetype

Damn thumbnail should have been the meme pointing to the dark and white holes

17:59 I think it’s supposed to be the child form for one of the archetype’s other monsters, Dark Templar @Ignister

Fun video! Thanks for uploading! I think I got most of these right. One tell is localization; Yugioh's original language is Japanese, so stuff that'd translate to things like "Holesome Reunion" or using English style emojis didn't make sense to be real.

Success probability 0% depicts a monster named "magical scientist" working at his computer desk. The photo is of a completely separate mad scientist monster named "Kozaky" who is often considered to be a demonic counterpart of the magical scientist.

the REAL way to know Hair Trigger was fake was Konami consistently translates "sniper" "shooter" "gunner" etc as like "Cowboy" or like "Blaster"

We eating good today boys

I love YUGIOH! And yet i hate everything about it, to this day i still dont know how half of pendulum archetypes work

Hate to comment it here boys but I need to know how Tyler and Kyle feel about the DGD news from this morning lol

26:49 The monster Spirit Sculptor is sculpting is called Water Spirit.

Mecha Rabbit

7:46 "Love it" and "rabbit" have similar pronunciations in a japanese accent

I feel the growing need to send you pictures of Josh-O-Mon.

18:30 that’s Kozaky! One of the earlier characters to show up in multiple cards

Do price is right with cards and there highest selling value on tcgplayer

So...Battlin' Boxer Rabbit Puncher has nothing to do with rabbits in terms of the animal. A rabbit punch is a boxing term for a blow to the back of the head, specifically where the skull and spine connect.

it's time for Yu-yu-yu-yu-yu-Yu-Gi-Oh! madness

Hare Trigger, Gunner Fur Hire is such a yugioh name that i wish it was real lmao

so "Love it" sounds very similar to "Rabbit" in japanese...

The ^_^ / T^T thing almost killed me, especially since all four had a crack at it: 14:30, 15:05, 15:27, 16:12

There is actually a rabbit fur hire it’s the one and only lvl 3 searcher, Beat Blades-man fur hire