I’m Aussie mate

I’m a Aussie from newie

She took her video down! You shamed her! 😁😁 And she's not "a nice lady" at all. .. she's a spin doctor and charlatan, is my guess from watching a few of her videos. What she says doesn't add up in so many instances. Just another KZfaqr who will do anything for views. And word is she fled the country with outstanding police and court issues. Hmmmmm Besides that, many of her claims seem highly unlikely given her intelligence level and difficulty with the concepts of petroleum, gas and unleaded fuel, as well as dryers and the idea of economical and environmental considerations! She doesn't seem too bright to me. .. and she's a teacher! ?

The thing he said about sub teaches is so true it made me laugh so hard because I’ve had so many teachers just walk out and cry because of my class.

Isaac Butterfield hey im 8 but I still watch your videos (I’m Australian)

hamad5885 Lol

😂😂😂😂😂😂trivago

hamad5885 😂😂

Wig? Snatched

Fkn hell 😂😂😂😂

BGerbs66 *China dies*

New Zealanders are just Aussies with a severe speech impediment

New Zealand aint no ally they are family they are our little brother

Bros before hoes. Aussies and Kiwis are family.

MrCeegeezy we hate each other but we love each other cause we fam mate

I had some who replaced a teacher for the period. I’m an Aussie

It's either the sub makes you cry or you make the sub cry, there is no inbetween

my story is very long but ima shorten it to... lets just say my sub hates me and will never look at me again bc she cant

I had a teacher who made herself cry while we were bored af

i made multiple teachers cry

America to UK: "fuck you, dad!"

Australia to UK- "F*CK YOU DAD"

@snoop yep

Scotland to dad:FUOK YOU DAD

Sweet Home Alabama

very classy

Ok this got me dying

holy shit that was gold

O

Blue Raptor All Americans are offended

Yeah

Fuck that made me laugh 😂😂

That's hilarious😅🤣😂

Valid Hypothesis 🤣

Believe it or not, actually you can look it up, people from America have traveled to Austria thinking it’s Australia and from US Indiana to India 🇮🇳 thinking it’s the same. That’s how dumb we are.

@famous austrian painter underrated comment🤣🤣

I was so confused

Me to

I was searching for this comment 🤣 I rewound the video a few times to make sure I had heard her right.

Thank you! The comment I was looking for 😆😆🤦🏻‍♀️

sTaTiiCz Rx4d Same

Riley Weaver you bicth

andrew kemmell I think you mean you

@I_360_No_scoped_JFK a little hard there bro😂

@I_360_No_scoped_JFK whos this kid Andrew kemmell anyways his so "randumb"

yep me too

Yup, never heard this before. And I'd bitch slap if I heard anyone use it.

Me too

Same

Yeah nah, I just call it what it was meant to be called “Melbourne”

We Americans want them out, I recommend the video from Awakening with JP where if meat eaters act like Vegans

I not convinced she's even on planet Earth.

Yup

Australia doesn't exist. It's a conspiracy.

Mr Moth Australia is just Texas

OGVade 2100 but with little amount of guns

I collect about fucking 5 bucks worth of cans on a daily basis, don't know what that bitch is on about aye.

Got a cold mony in one hand and dick on the other. Lifes good

I get about $200 every few months

I thought the same til i read she was talking about water in a can, we don't have water in a can it was weird to her...

But that's an aluminum can, not an "aloomanum" can, as they call it

Aussie _Legend this is so true

@Советский Союз What are you even responding to? "One of the people". What? Who? Fuck me dead.

i live in india funny man 🤳👨🏻‍🦽🏠🏠🚶🏻‍♂️🐔🟪🟪😄😁🤣🤣🤣

same!

Memeley 2 🥘🥘🥘

very true

IKR! I want to smack her! People like her give "Americans" a bad name.

She is one ditzy fucking broad....she is one of them California fake cocaine snorting Harvey Weinstein fucking skanks with no talent or friends.....nobody in chicago ever heard of her.....fucking vegans

This bitch is really dumb

Vegans be like, what if I can eat blades of grass

Ally Woods very true

Hahaha I have never heard of Melbs

Ally Woods it’s a cock sucker state WHY MEMLBS

Yep

I agree, is Melbs a foreign land or something? Also not stated in the video, but I thought she would've complained about vegimite, if she did it would've been about something like "iT's To SaLtY"or "iT tAsTeS tErRiBlE." MAYBE CAUSE ITS 90% SALT

I feel like she just talked to a friend who thinks he's the center of the universe, making the slang his group of friends use "common use words"

Yes! Thank you! We stop just short of enunciating the name

Wtf is melbs 😂

exactly what the fuck is melbs

@@amimooney4937 It's what Americans living in Sydney think Melbournians call Melbourne

Nobody. Unless you are buying something.

For the cans, I just turned my head slighty to the left and saw 3.

Yes, she’s a *****

Did you just censor yourself on YT

@@VoidHxnter wats dat?

xXSunny_Rose_ThornXx what’s what? Censor?

Sushi comes with various fillings including vegan, vegitarian or fish / meat etc... I think your thinking of Sashimi (raw fish)..

@@ynaiporter2657 i think you ruined a joke (something funny)...

ITS LIES I TELL YOU, LIESSS

HMM

fkn oath

IM GOING TO REMEMBER THIS

I’m not offended.

Answer is daily if you can pay at all!!!!

Jimbo nGr wot?

The majority of adult Australians have private health insurance too.. and if you don't, you pay a nice little fee around tax time, on top of the taxes that pay for Medicare right now.

Right? Like if it's a move, not a vacation, who wouldn't wait at least a few months before compiling their early impressions?

The Pumpkin Wizard I love this

This comment wins the internet

Haha lol yeah the newy

If you're brittish then please bring us back into your country I don't want to be part of America. Not when its full of Americans at least

The british found us. so whats your point?

It's an abbreviation for "gasoline," lol you know, the product that "petrol" is a nickname for

@Ylfa Karen Guðbjörnsdóttir Let's say it's Nordic to call it 'bensin' since Norwegians, Swedes and Danes (don't know about Greenland or Finland) also call it 'bensin'

@@ChristianHagenRaknarokk Germany its benzin

even in romania it's the same name, we call it "benzina"

@@stefanblaga9986 so is that also the word for the hydrocarbon molecule "benzine," and context prevents it from being confusing? If so that is more or less why Americans say "gas" and it's not confusing with the gaseous state of matter.

I think that he meant like in distance

She's in Austra

It's acctualy sushi it came from Japan so it's kind of offensive to Japanese ppl say no it's not sushi it's sush

@@stub_w so you are saying changing the name of a food is racist? I am understanding you right?

@@horizon6841 kinda offensive to Japanese ppl just not completely racist

Shadowwolfz are you of japanese descent and can actually fucking confirm that its “oFFeNsiVe tO jaPaNeSe peOpLE”? if not, then fuck off.

Thx homie

thanks a lot but i can't understand this woman and her points, especially freakin 'melbs' and 'sush'

Thank you 😌

@@djbreadx she ends up saying sush 🤣

Yaaa👏aaa👏a👏aa👏ssss!!!!

I've been driving for about 9 years now... I still have no clue how to fill up, it LITERALLY makes no sense.

Zoggy Biscuit open the cap, get your dish soap

Zoggy Biscuit close the fuel cap, pay for it, drive off.

Zoggy Biscuit or just open the bonnet and pour petrol all over the engine bay.

It has no Leeds.

Is that why it smells like fish all the time?

We also don’t call it sush I’m pretty sure she was just trolled by people

@@p4m209 If you want to troll Americans just say "Watch out for the drop bears! The only way to avoid them is to cover yourself in Vegiemite! That's why we Aussies like it so much!" and watch the chaos ensue.

Do you think some Aussie friend was messing with her???? We do like to wind up the Poms and Yanks!!!!

Harry Papadopoulos yeah u r correct

Harry Papadopoulos Yup.

ive lived in melbourne all my life and ive heard NOBODY say melbs or sush wtf

Good other wise I'll have to go on a shooting spree whait with what guns lol

It is Melb since they are Americans, ofcourse if you aske Argentin people they would tell you that América is a continent and Argentin people are also Americans since they are part of the American continent, and Argentina as much as Colombia, Chile and México are part of América and all these countries speak Castellano no spanish, it is easy, US dictates like she is doing it is up tu you to belive and acept their Dictationship

@@judithfortuna4453 what the fuck are you on about

Luca Masciantonio I think it was an American saying it trying to fit into Australia even though no Australian does that they just think we do.

Maybe someone was messing with her?

In Melbourne nobody I mean nobody calls it melbs

I noticed that too haha

Yeah.... what’s with that?

its alright she comes from mars

Nope. I was going to make a comment about that.

On the plus side, she'd save a fortune on travel.

Bitch can't read 😂😂😂

She's no longer allowed to speak for Americans after pronouncing it completely wrong. Smh.

It’s unleaded right? I’m from the eu and am under 18 lmao never read anything in an English country itself

@@haxer4057 yea its unleaded because it doesn't have lead in it. you say it like the past tense of lead and add 'ed' to the end. it rhymes with read but not with read or red.

Yea.

thats typical americans for u

thats typical vegans for u

I don't think she's even near the place. Probably in a VR place which only entails their apartment/house, 5m street, and a service station. Just saying she's probably never been to a shopping centre (shops with dryers, shops with cans of soft drinks, sushi shops...)

@@curlyhairking2393 I think it's a typical "air head" who desperately needed content to seem relevant and cultured on her YT channel. 🤷‍♀️

Hahahaha get em tommo

Wanna go to Melbs and get some sush?

lmao everyone i know calls Melbourne melbs

all the while sipping your "latte" and calling tradesmen "tradies" this is why Australia is fucked, let alone Victoria calling itself "The education state" on their number plates now, lmao, like it's not a national curriculum or something, shows their level of said education. lmao

I'm from Melbs and everyone I know here calls it well Melbs lol

v Lumin_ we have the small little rolls as well

Why the hell is she eating sushi? She's vegan!

Sushi is from Japan 😂😂😂

@@FalseBillyIdol just the dried seaweed i guess

Yeah and its funny since Japanese pronounce it as "sush", anyway. Or at least it just sounds like they're leaving out the 'i'.

Veggies for breakfast? The fk do yanks have for breakfast? Some sugar with their sugar?

We have sugar with our FREEDOM for breakfast!

Melbourne better and deserve to be australia future largest city but still reallt ugly place

I've heard a bloke from Adelaide refer to it as Melbs

Underratted comment

Is it offensive to laugh?

@@maxr5613 Nope. Cuz it's true

Yup...

Well then

Lol

Gas is short for Gasoline, which is a product of refined petroleum. When gas burns, the liquid is not what burns but the gas vapor that begins to evaporate or vaporizes off the gasoline. Calling it petro is technically not correct because you do not put petroleum in a car. But it is correct because gasoline is a petroleum product. Just different ways to skin a cat buddy. In short, no, we don't say gas because we think it is a gas.

@livey oone With Citation "1870:"The liquids used for producing gas in portable machines are known as Gasoline, Naptha, Benzine, Liquid Gas, Auroral Oil, and by various other names. They are, without exception, highly volatile and, of necessity, inflammable and explosive, and therefore dangerous to the last degree. If they were not they would not make gas." books.google.com/books?id=Lv8dAAAAMAAJ&pg=PA23&hl=en&ei=SflaTvyNHKXZiALS9pjFCQ&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result#v=onepage&q&f=false

Investigation Climate that book is written by an American insurance agency, of coarse it’s going to use American dialogues. If it was written by an Australian agency it would use Australian dialogues.

because they can’t learn at their school because it’s a shooting range

@@Najibeh kaaaaah lol

"Pog"? What are you a teenage girl?

Shakira Elle nosh a lad was

I love in Melbourne and we don't say melbs I've never heard of melbs 😭😂

Same never heard the word “melbs”

Shakira Elle ikr same

I thinks it's us people from places like safety beach and Yarra junction, because I say melbs and so does most of my family

That's where your wrong kiddo (Unfortunately I know someone that said Melbs)

AussieTerrorist well tell him not to terrorise me with those words

same

Gabrielle Sibilia Even though I’m thirteen I most definitely do not say Melbz or Sush 🤮

no ones talking about SYD cause its people suck.

As an Aussie (said Ozzy not Ass-ie) we find everything she said to be complete bullshit. On a side note when an Aussie calls an american a Seppo, it's not an insult.., it's an abbreviation..,. Seppo is short for Septic Tank which is rhyming slang for Yank... ... You're welcome...

Espescially as they do everything upside down. Weird.

As a American I find Australia fascinating and terrifying at the same times

They're all kinda assuming all Americans are like her for some reason, and ye I think Australians are interesting too at least judging by the one nice one I know.

@@scottthompson292 Are you okay?

fuckkkkkkkkkk it was like nails on a chalk board

When she said Aussie she said it with an ‘S’ sound not a ‘Z’ sound. Triggered

Hurt me to hear her say it. If it had been once, I would have just credited it to a brain fart but omg.

probably doesn't even know what Unleaded actually is. Thinks it's probably fuel without a leader. And unfortunately for us, People like that get thousands of viewers and real instructive videos get like 10 likes at most.

And aluminium was aluminum. Another thing the Americans do differently other than the metric system. Changes words.

Nope but where I'm from in Australia had two boys that got arrested for bombs and other weapons because they had planned to shoot up the high school and not to long ago there was a girl that stabbed another one

And at least trump tells it as it is and not afraid to tell immigrants to fuck off here we just let them in and give them everything

Ouch! comparing Issac to Trump ;) Yes they both get a good laugh when they open their mouths. But one we laugh with, the other we laugh at.

They are just jealous of the shear amount of intellect required in creating fairy bread.

@@timmarh8429 Or how important it is the cut those little bastards into triangles. Unless you cut the crust off first, in which case go nuts with you shapes

it's just the city. literally that for anyone in remote travel distance to melbourne.

pab1it0 fucking same here

pab1it0 my mum used to live in Melbourne and not once have I heard her call it melbs

@@user-ug9ni1yh7n Tessa, that is probably because your mum wasn't someone that desperately needed content for a KZfaq Video to please the American public...

Sirharry Plz says: it’s actually blended.

says there are not aluminium cans *pulls trigger second time*

*F A I L S*

Isaac calls her crazy revives himself

GOOD. Lets keep it that way.

Yes.

America doesn't claim her

@@dakotavaughan3768 we have a vote to put her on a raft and let her drift to Madagascar.

Hell yeah

I'd say more like "Weird things young city people do that Americans don't understand" haha

Maybe she thought she heard someone saying it..

Same

Same

I reckon someone is teasing her because she is very obviously a halfwit

Your not hanging out with the Melbs in crowd :-)

From Adelaide Can confirm Melb's made me laugh for five minutes

I just don't know what to say

NEXO BOOM I’m from Melbourne and same! Lol 😂

NEXO BOOM WTF is sush? Can you help me Btw I'm from Melbourne too!

NEXO BOOM yup

Even the numbers she says, 51020

Thank you this is the thing I was most mad about in this whole video

Yep she did! She must have Leed poisoning!!! :P Fuckin yanks! :(

Merica haha

This was this stupidest thing in the whole video. Unleeded. Now she is neither Aussie nor American. Lol

Sure she didn’t say un-weeded with the amount of weed in that prick of a country America

There are ALOT of yanks that still believe we drink Fosters! Ffs we barely drink VB anymore! Well, at least many of them have stopped believing that there are kangaroos just hopping around the streets of Sydney or Melbourne ALTHOUGH many are still yet to grasp that only females have pouches 🙄

Wait, you have barbecye gas at gas station? What sorcery is that!? Share some of that wisdom with us Canadian.

SAME!!! lol except I live in NSW.

your fuckin right mate

damn right except we call it allo not aluminium

@Wolfie 38 Gold dig like a dog for stuff

if we don’t have American cans, THEN HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU FIND PEPSI AND COKE HERE YOU DUMB BURGER EATING GUN WEILDING AMERICAN PRICK!?” Sorry, needed to blow off some steam.

Coolscee Gaming its ok she’s stupid

*chokes on can of coke*

@@coolsceegaming6178 lmao

Yeah, that's when you realize she's just really dumb and out of touch with reality. It's easier not to take her seriously at that point, to me.

See this is also why led zeppelin used led instead of lead, to stop stupid americans pronouncing them as leeed zeppelin

@@shanemorrison7867 And you know the morons would have pronounced it like that.

@@shanemorrison7867 so all of us Americans are stupid? Just because we pronounce stuff differently

@@bojanglesthewizard8875 Yes you are. "Lead" and "lead" are two different words.