Heya!

First to comment on this

not wrong :)

Nah I’m good I’ll just come on at 4pm every day before the notification comes

Shit, god damn it

Imagine if he'd showed the clip of me saying I don't like vegemite 😬

@@TristanKuhn like most yanks you probably spread it on waaaayyy too thick, it's not fucking jam!

@Tristan Kuhn If the vegemite is black mate, you've done it wrong : make the toast, add a good amount of butter, let it melt - then a thin layer of the good 'ol Mite. Heaven ;-)

I've never seen or heard of fairy bread until this video. And I can say with certainty I don't have to taste it to know it's disgusting. So come at me bro...

@@GlobusHystericus1 how thin should i spread it if i were to try it

@Mitchell Anderson, that’s beautiful (and true!)

Mitchell Anderson Wow very original

I’ve got a shooting range next to my school 😂😂

Also Australians: it’s Australia not ostralia

LOL

True That

Yea there would be a lot less problems

He should be our prime minister

yes prime minister definitely.

That would be amazing thing to see!

(typo)

Also africans that want to move to Melbourne, africans that want to move to Sydney however. Pleeeease come on in

Hadassah: Oh yeah, I didn’t notice. It’s fixed now

@@domino5791 🙂👍✌️

🤣

Is Tristan not allowed to dislike certain things about Australia?

@@monkeydui7241 no

@@SvenTheConeMan Yeah because it's such a utopian country right? 0 faults

@@monkeydui7241 YES

@@SvenTheConeMan Oh ffs

Hope you come back mate

If I ever got to Australia, I'd never leave!

Which one?

glad you enjoyed it ... sorry about the sun though i guess!

Do not tell your friends about how good it was. (We want to keep the asian girls to ourselves.)

That's also the whole fucking appeal. Soft bread, ridiculously soft bread, and crunchy 100s and 1000s.

@@ashleywalker3813 really I imagined its bread butter and sprinkles to keep them in place

@@117Ender it is, or honey depends what you got

@@imogenkemp4626 honey that sounds delicious and sticky

He might be talking about the sin against god and man type of sprinkles that are essentially shortening/crisco/insert nasty cheap solid vegetable oil of choice mixed with sugar and food coloring and left to 'harden' you can find on crappy doughnuts and on kids birthday cakes. Greasy nasty gummy just get stuck in your teeth things that serve no purpose. Hey, some people like crap, and if your mom bought 'funfetti' cakes for you, I guess the trauma can last until adulthood and twist your view of what is right. I see those sprinkles, I nope the hell out. Crunchy? Yes please!

Nah mate, send him to the aliens.

Ha

Yeah, fair dinkum, no more Aussie drugs for Tristan, that'll teach him.

The stupid thing is we have those here too on the highways lol

shut up

Speed cameras saves life for the 100 metres before the speed cameras then after we pass the speed camera we speed again

In Palm Beach County, speed cameras are illegal! Best thing ever!!

This guy is a joke he’s admitting in KZfaq that he likes to speed and break the law. So stupid

Britain celebrated their hottest summer in 400 years It's what we call a pretty cold or just normal cold winter 32 degrees

@@captaingalaxy5265 that’s like normal winter weather for us

With humidity of about 87% were i live. Did i spell anything wrong? I have terrible spelling and use auto correct.

@@lucilleh4128 YOU HAVE 32 DEGREE DAYS?

@@Acennza yeah like every day or so?

Good , he should be banned from saying Australia

NEW ZEALAND IS DA BEST IT AMAZEING

Sorry I'm a bit of an idiot, what's a fairy bread?

Same

Not to shit on other peoples culture but it’s legit just bread with butter and sprinkles (hundreds and thousands to the aussies.) to me as an American, it seems weird

Commandbaker333 well to me rioting over 1 person dying only to injure more ppl is strange but each to their own to me as a New Zealander it just seems weird

YOOOOOOO HOLY SHIT WE DID

English

@@Sizzle78 ?

Maybe but also we have the best LTE mobile network, proven

Mate the wifi in the schools that have shootings in them aren’t to grate either

we do pay extra for more sauce, just not everywhere. And I complain about it, which don't help, but the crap coming out of my mouth helps cover the taste of the greasy ass McDonalds cheeseburger.

i mean at least we don`t have to pay extra for medical treatment

Difference is we get taxed on our income, then taxed on everything else you buy too in Aus

Honestly I like the fact that taxes aren't included in the price, it kinda show us how much is government stealing from us.

I mean at Whataburger cheese is extra, hella good burgers tho.

Ur a legend

Also an American, but lived in Australia my whole life (still have my accent however), but I can’t agree with him, another whiny bitch trying to be relevant

No shit, it is amazing

I never had fairy bread but Australia is my second favorite country and I am also American

so you like vegemite?

I know right

Damn right

damn right

It's not a spelling error though...

Qwerti Erti what...?

It’s actually not required you don’t need to but it’s encouraged Fast food u don’t tip restaurants maybe if it’s like $20 I’ll give like $3 or nothing

probably because we actually pay our staff a wage. Imagine that. No exploitation of fellow Australians.

That's a pretty big assumption, I would have guessed that he's the sort that expects top tier service, yells out "Garcon" and doesn't tip.

@@DJXPMLProductions so 'just' 30% extra? We prefer to ensure that our workers are paid at least a minimum wage so that they don't have to hope for unspecified donations to get by. Occasionally we tip but it's usually only for exceptional service and by people who can afford it

There is no such thing as a minimum wage....

You realise speed cameras if challenged in court actually fall over in court , i speed all the time fuck being law abiding when you realise and wake up one day that the system here is all fake you then will actually be free , i found out its all fake a facade

He really said “you can’t speed it sucks” ok so u want people to get hurt... Selfish much

@@iamasmurf1122 troll spotted.

@@iamasmurf1122 i guess your emo phase never stopped huh

@No Wing lol

America is no land . HI colonizers

No

Torper Vazquez nope

Lil wanka

Daynite Latearly wrong, but thanks for generalizing, just like tristen did. saying “all Americans” this and “all Americans that”, you are now as good as him.

Daynite, what an idiot. Try looking at CCP for uncaring autocratic bs.

That is so true. I mean, look, the laws in Australia save lives.

billipine fred no one really cares about weed unless you’re selling or growing it people don’t really care!

"I can't fine you without getting closer!"

Germany: Hold my beer Really stupid reasons, seeing as most of them apply to a lot of countries (including the US) and most of all making a top 10 list about Australia and not including the Buttsmarm? You love him or you hate him, but if you don't even list him you are a Kuhn

oh god, smart motorways

The Great Jaco “Ho ho. Then come as close as you like”

In America, speed cameras are known by another name, "target practice". They don't get installed much, anymore.

Yep, that's a criminal offence that should not go unpunished!

I'm Irish and even I'm offended fairy breads good

He spits in the face of every Australian everywhere.

I read this as fairy beard lol wtf

I read this as fairy beard lol wtf

Your a good bloke American brother

Axsoul CAMPBELL y’mean brutha from anotha mutha (no hate mate just correcting you because your obviously aussie mate ;)

Howard Bayley you’re*

SuperE06 you’re*

@@GetDarceChoked I bet your fun at a party. And yes I know I missed a comma, thats to trigger your OCD.

Even the 2020 PM??

it’s good only if there is the perfect amount of butter. Too much butter and it’s not nice

I tried it and was like “HOW DO YOU NOT LIKE THIS”

That Is the most american sounding thing that america doesn't do

hypezoneninga How the hell did you read my mind

I didn't know it was called fairy bread I ring love it

As an American, I can honestly say I have.... and it disgusts me.

Australia isn’t real, MORE LIKE AMERICA ISNT REAL!

We all have socialist nazi media... Trying their best to destroy democracy and install woke totalitarian socialism. Traitors the lot of them.

Robert allan maybe a different icon is in order there mate

America is better than Australia.

Nope During winter I only see the sun for 3-4 hours of the day 👍

Omg I’m dead 😂😂

Pink Alligator * hours per week

Australia is hot to fucking hot though

I think Finland only sees it once a year

oml what did i just watch

I love the abundant use of the word cunt it’s like I should have been born in Australia because of how much I say it 😂

Oh, gods, that video actually infuriates me. I don't even care if it's satirical. You can't attack an entire country's slang like that. I'm a linguist myself and even I know that. That guy, just... _whoof._ Practically begging to be kicked in the dick.

@@Her_Imperious_Condescension 😂😂😂😂 fuckin aaye

werd to that annoys the absolute bejesus out of me.

Same, mate

It annoys me something so trivial annoys you. Nah idgaf

ok so how does it work? My house has shit wifi connection?

@@PlumEXE bahaha dammit so much funnier than my comment 😅

Ironic

Because safety infringes on their “Freedom”

That’s just saying he doesn’t like safety😁 safety keeps us alive😋😋

@ボイス I beleive i learn that in american school as ANARCHY

Ikr 🔫🔫🔫

Henry Cadieux Yup

I agree but no free refills? it costs 0.1 cent of water and 0.5 cents worth of syrup, thats a damned cheat

Caleb it depends where you go, Maccas won’t give you a refill but you can sometimes get a refill at hungry jack (Australian Burger King) and Costco

@@Caleb-en5bo *Subway

Facts and also the part about turning left on red u cant do that here like wht he doing

Onyxiate sorta reasonable, to non Australians it’s like living in an oven, but we fuckers are basically resistant to the shit,

​@@baseddrugdealer5086 'Oven' Me a Australian sitting here with two jumpers, two pairs of socks and two pairs of pants on a 8 Celsius in the morning

That was this video

@@afltube yeah, that's Tristan's video title responding to this video!

AFL tube for real

They’re no.1 infected and still proceed to protest .-. They just end up making themselves look worse by the day.. do we really need a Top 10 reason xD I’m sure someone can make a video on 100 thousand problems America has.. they still reckon their country is better than the rest which baffles me looking at their current state.

@@hiimtom3972 I thought so too

it’s *speed* cameras...

we also have red light cameras 🙂

Look in the US we like speed and the fact you can’t there sucks ass

Nathan Pearson 😂😂

Change that to Mercedes CLA45 AMG and that's me bahahahah

Ikr

i’m australian and i hate fairy bread bro

Im American and as soon as a heard it was a thing i wanted to try it

I think icing goes better with sprinkles instead of butter

The Duck King thanks

Buts ones on fire #Georgeflode

fubbagarnham who’s flode?

😂😂

bahahha

Im serprised the convicts didn't rebel but murica did over tea.

Full of It I don’t believe you

Stefano Majano me neither

I’m American and I laughed to

Shot me dead

they see you when you're sleeping, they know when you're awake, so sleep with one eye open, to keep your family safe!

Jokeing wtf

No!! Really?? That doesn't do them any justice. Anyone who witnesses a fairy penguin knows they are magical.

Referring to gay people? Anyways I’m bi and that’s shit they’re fairy penguins and that’s that

I did not know this. I will be sure to refer to them as fairy penguins.

I had noticed these being called little penguins more but just wow. I didnt know why.

Very ..... Original..

@@beastisntback9887 Oh, be QUIET

Oh wow.

You forgot noryh Korea nuke plant

@@piepang7323 We never seen a school shooting there

As much as I agree with you, you should probably not make fun of a gay guy for having a gay voice. Not that I care, I'm guessing you had no idea but just saying. But seriously, we need to fix our debt and gun laws

@@TristanKuhn sounds like the baby is back in town to do some more crying

26 trillion in debt than you very much.

The debt and pledge crisis in America is very serious and has no simple solution. The US dollar is likely to lose its reserve currency status and devalue. A supermajority vote in the US senate is required to modify social security and Medicare pledges. Firearms need to be licensed in the US to reduce gun crime. Australians should be allowed to turn left on red and freeway speed limits should be eased and even abolished in rural areas.

If the kids were allowed to carry they could shoot back. Damn liberals

I would love to see that video

Kuhn is the thai word for you and is not pronounced the same as the c**n word

@@needaman66 and yet adding a "t" to the end would still convey the exact intended meaning. The exact pronunciation is irrelevant, and if anything, adds more to the appeal that it might not be pronounced exactly.

Yes, he is so dumb that he added an unnecessary "h" , and forgot the 't' at the end. And also miss-spelt the 'k'. The letter you want is 'c'.

You mean this guy. Well, that's the point of this video lol

And full of bullet holes.

@@vudu5vudu Cant hear either of you over the sound of freedom. Ps do you have oil, will trade for freedom?

@@117Ender have you watched your own news lately?

@@117Ender can't take a joke can you?

It does

@@ulusxs1096 used to not make sense but he changed it

banana rama aH- ok thanks

What was it

yeah what was it originally

🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

What the hell is milo?

pretty sure you are supposed to have more milo than milk

@@mrkrabs1509 my question as well.. Never heard of it

@@koilinn134 basically, Nesquik but Australian

@@nthgth nothing like Nesquick, Nesquick dissolves almost immediately. Milo is Malty and crunchy and takes minutes of stirring to be dissolved. Most just eat the undissolved Milo with a spoon.

Just watching it now and thought the exact same thing! Haha

@linda bell an ozzie? do u mean aussie?

@@shelby8559 no, Linda means ozzie

@Don homer oh okay

YES!!!

Yeah but our wifi is fucken dog shit

@@coleenforester187 not according to the...ya know facts and stuff lol "The technical birthplace of Wi-Fi is The Netherlands.[8] In 1991, NCR Corporation with AT&T Corporation invented the precursor to 802.11, intended for use in cashier systems, under the name WaveLAN"

@@Snuffalaffagas isn't LAN Ethernet? WiFi is wireless

Bruh we got great wifi in Australia what are u talking bout u