An Extremely Inappropriate, Extremely Shakespearean Dramatic Reading (feat. CDawgVA)
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@molly-zx9cr 6 жыл бұрын
Shakespeare would be so proud. His plays were like half dirty jokes
@Atlas_Redux 5 жыл бұрын
Indeed, and this was friggin' brilliantly done
@gacha_angel1060 5 жыл бұрын
Shakespeare would worship this comic xD
@madelainedelgado869 4 жыл бұрын
molly sandweiss Shakespeare would indeed be proud. XD
@ilikedota5 4 жыл бұрын
@@AnythingbutThi5 halt. my naked sword is out
@nimrag659 4 жыл бұрын
villain! I have done thy mother
@etherealsky7078 5 жыл бұрын
Broke: my waifu Woke: M Y N E W Y F
@isee7274 4 жыл бұрын
Mein weif
@qExAi5 4 жыл бұрын
@@isee7274 *German Version*
@picklestheomnipotent4535 4 жыл бұрын
MYNE WEREWOLFEN FATHER
@weebmaskman 4 жыл бұрын
Mein swamp
@puririn5549 4 жыл бұрын
@@isee7274 thank you, kakyoin, very cool
@p1xelpasta30 4 жыл бұрын
“I only read shakespearean hentai.” *Fedora Intensifies*
@jacksonguillory8114 3 жыл бұрын
@Nymphia *lifts basinet off head* myne lady
@johntorreto4485 4 жыл бұрын
"Tis how thee mett thy mother"
@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 4 жыл бұрын
I wer called to th' forst to cumm'th mynself a ryver
@jamb_21 3 жыл бұрын
Thyne fiftieth shadeth of greyy
@vincenoname 3 жыл бұрын
"T'is the way I hath met thine mother"
@mariamibrahim6399 3 жыл бұрын
Lololololol 😂🤣😂
@kartikkumar8470 3 жыл бұрын
Tis lól
@EnLaMatrix1 5 жыл бұрын
Forgiveth myne-self father for I have sineth *unzippeth trousers*
@bonogiamboni4830 5 жыл бұрын
I'm sowwy daddy i've been naughty.
@purpledefaultpfp6233 4 жыл бұрын
@@bonogiamboni4830 I apoligize my lord, thou has committed great misdemeanors
@sonia.bennett1 4 жыл бұрын
@@bonogiamboni4830 once again its forgive me father for i have sinned
@bonogiamboni4830 4 жыл бұрын
@@sonia.bennett1 yeah, what did i say? Forgive me=i'm sowwy, father=daddy, i have sinned=i've been naughty.
@sonia.bennett1 4 жыл бұрын
@@bonogiamboni4830 meme time
@alii2889 6 жыл бұрын
Friends: where were you? Me: I wer' called to th' forst to piss' and mynself a ryver
@dacianatrif490 6 жыл бұрын
Ali Corum I love your profile pic what is it from (for research)?
@hellyeah8011 6 жыл бұрын
Daciana Trif it's from yuri on ice i think
@cairoahmed3917 6 жыл бұрын
hell yeah Yeah it is from Yuri On Ice
@alii2889 6 жыл бұрын
Yeh Yuri on ice
@ellis2095 5 жыл бұрын
Wow
@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 4 жыл бұрын
Normies: Cum Me, an intellectual: Nectar d'Amour
@cloutelfin8323 4 жыл бұрын
GTFO LOL
@SportyMabamba 4 жыл бұрын
Posh Winnie the Pooh: Créme De la Penis
@sirdigsbytheteadrinker8867 4 жыл бұрын
@@SportyMabamba *Créme de la Flesch Stalk
@vlad81427 4 жыл бұрын
Wow i think i found a youtube comment rabbit hole
@sapateirovalentin348 4 жыл бұрын
*m* *a* *n* *m* *i* *l* *k*
@captainbirch9835 3 жыл бұрын
The translation is hilarious, but the premise of a traveler f*cking a monster girl so good she marries him and starts a family with him is surprisingly wholesome
@tlshortyshorty5810 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah that’s real nice
@modelchunk6258 2 жыл бұрын
Wholesome 100
@captainbirch2.079 2 жыл бұрын
Relationship goals
@unidentifiedgodofdankstruc1510 6 жыл бұрын
Its sounds like Dr.Seuss and Shakespeare Got really high and began to write on each other’s script
@Pika-sp9cs 6 жыл бұрын
69 likes
@morganrogue5305 5 жыл бұрын
After watching Monster Musume.
@teddverres4392 5 жыл бұрын
And then Geoffrey Chaucer sat down with them and joined in
@rescuerex7031 6 жыл бұрын
Thot Patrol is the best translator, they should translate every hentai
@danthompson9966 5 жыл бұрын
Except "emergence", let that series be buried in concrete.
@tigershark8867 5 жыл бұрын
Including Boku no Pico?
@tigershark8867 5 жыл бұрын
@Nando Garcia BNP translated into Cultist chants
@shinsha_ 5 жыл бұрын
@@danthompson9966 what's with emergence? I read some fucked up shit but Im scared to click that
@jacksonhall3151 5 жыл бұрын
emergence is about this girl and everything that could possibly go wrong goes wrong
@enteryournamehere7275 4 жыл бұрын
"Here, polish my spear!" "Ah!.. But it's huge! It could take me all night." "Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time..."
@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 4 жыл бұрын
Ah, who doesn't love the Lusty Argonian Maid? Praise be to Uncle Crassius!
@adamerickson7605 4 жыл бұрын
Crassius would be proud.
@sarahyazaki8599 4 жыл бұрын
Ahz I see you're a person of culture
@Go.off. 4 жыл бұрын
I'm sad that I knew this was from Skyrim
@petermoosomin8369 4 жыл бұрын
Lol the chances of coming upon this book in skyrim and then meeting a person who so happens to watch this video and comment the aforementioned script of the same already small chance encounter reading is so craxy lol
@csmrookie9600 4 жыл бұрын
Normal person: *watches this* 200 IQ person: *uses this video as a audible while reading the same Shakespearean English smut*
@thatoneotheridiot3361 4 жыл бұрын
300+ IQ person: translated this
@civilian1174 4 жыл бұрын
420 IQ person: Animates and dubs the "Cultured anime".
@yetiwithacomputer2298 3 жыл бұрын
500 iq: makes a live action
@stellariumhoshiiro Жыл бұрын
1000 IQ person: Creates a theatrical play adaptation of this h doujin inspired by Shakespearean theatre and Noh theatre
@Yubin_Lee_Doramelin 3 ай бұрын
Regardless of IQ, a few linguistics, especially language historians of English, would love this...(?)
@sanfransiscon 6 жыл бұрын
"Villain, I have done your mother!" An actual Shakespeare quote.
@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 4 жыл бұрын
Lechery, sir, it provokes and unprovokes. It provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance. Therefore, much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery.
@prezentoappr1171 Жыл бұрын
@@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 equivocal?
@TherusOneWolf 5 жыл бұрын
it's supposed to be porn, but god the english makes it sound like a classic theater piece lol
@motorganism 4 жыл бұрын
XD yeah
@emanekaf1 4 жыл бұрын
Make ya wonder just how proper that olde English really was
@XSniper74184 4 жыл бұрын
I mean basically all of Shakespeare's work was about sex and violence. That's why he was so popular, people could come to see a tragedy, a comedy, and if that wasn't their speed there were also swordfights featuring real pig gore effects. It wasn't a bunch hoity toity fancy prissy stuff like we imagine today, it was plays with mass appeal.
@MachineMan-mj4gj 4 жыл бұрын
@@XSniper74184 The Tarantino of his era.
@NWolfsson 4 жыл бұрын
"I'll come" = "Ruptureth mine pynthie!" "Swallow" = "S U C C"
@_jn0298 5 жыл бұрын
Me: I got a high score on my English test, I don't need subtitles anymore. That Doujinshi: I'm about to end this man whole career
@karolnowak6423 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, one needs to know other Germanic language to navigate Old or Middle English. This is 14th century Middle English, think sth like Chauncer.
@giovannicallisto9037 5 жыл бұрын
*smokes legal marijuana* KZfaq: D E M O N I T I Z E D *reads graphic hentai* KZfaq: aight man seems legit
@churchofthetea4273 5 жыл бұрын
9 months from this comment and I can proudly say that KZfaq recommended a pornostar tier list
@joetazuna9039 5 жыл бұрын
well i mean, 10 months after your comment and youtube let a person post a video of themselves brutally killing a cat (before taking it down due to community backlash)
@churchofthetea4273 5 жыл бұрын
@@joetazuna9039 typical KZfaq
@FoxyBoxery 4 жыл бұрын
This is art
@sydnee2992 4 жыл бұрын
Is one year now
@xiaorishu 6 жыл бұрын
This is gold 😂😂
@ashleyg9595 6 жыл бұрын
Ach!
@nathansta.agueda7749 6 жыл бұрын
o hi
@mrcastillo4240 6 жыл бұрын
xiaorishu yes! Thy is comedy gold
@leon5491 6 жыл бұрын
This is (g)old Shakespearean language
@Otaku-gf7iq 6 жыл бұрын
xiaorishu This video had an ad? lucky
@nikkicedrone9311 4 жыл бұрын
"Sancta Simplicitas! May the earth quake!" in the original translation is just "WHA-AAA-AT!?"
@Good_Hot_Chocolate 3 жыл бұрын
I like this version better
@npc6817 4 жыл бұрын
broke: BEGONE THOT W O K E : WHITHOLD THYNSELF MADAM!
@sapateirovalentin348 4 жыл бұрын
FOR THIS CHURCH IS HOLY PLACE AND SUCH VILLAINY WILL LEAD A TACTICAL CRUSADE TOWARD THINE DIRECTION!
@theblazingtorchic9521 4 жыл бұрын
Underrated reply
@nerobeyo2 4 жыл бұрын
@@sapateirovalentin348 TACTICAL CRUSADE! LMAO
@UnPhayzable 6 жыл бұрын
Only true men of culture will be able to comprehend this masterpiece
@ScarFearz 6 жыл бұрын
Or someone who speaks both french and english. That helps apparently.
@EmericMAMBOLE 6 жыл бұрын
ScarFearz Yeah, i understand it and it's fucking funny
@danielladefreitas578 6 жыл бұрын
True men of honor would realize this isn't even proper old english. Still funny thou
@CrowningBrowning 6 жыл бұрын
Aye! Thou speaketh sooth!
@bullishgroup8304 6 жыл бұрын
N-HENTAI
@JustinY. 6 жыл бұрын
It's called hentai. And it's art.
@lance4842 6 жыл бұрын
Justin Y. *it's called stalking, and it's art*
@laioeg4481 6 жыл бұрын
Hi Thereee
@vanilla7389 6 жыл бұрын
Go away Justin
@that_treat 6 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, you're here too. Isn' hath one coroner of thine worlde of whiche I can escapeth thine?
@suyo3380 6 жыл бұрын
omfg you're here too
@guacamole8683 4 жыл бұрын
List of German words in this manga: Werk: (Work), craft Mund: Mouth Ach: Oh [Flesch]: inbetween Fleisch (German) and flesh Kennst: Form of kennen: to know Weg: away Licht: Light [Wanges]: close to Wangen: cheeks (mouth) [Sikerly]: close to sicherlich: certainly
@sirfranccis9377 4 жыл бұрын
You probably could do that with french too I heard montanges
@beanbag8449 4 жыл бұрын
I was not expecting to be educated here 😂 But this is genuinely interesting
@zackberesheim 4 жыл бұрын
I'm glad this is here. I've been learning German for a while and when they started popping up I was like "Hey! I know what that means!"
@iRinnda 4 жыл бұрын
One Finnish word: "Hei!" It just means "Hey!" :D
@definetruefalsehappydebugg5623 4 жыл бұрын
Well to be honest shakespear did use some german words
@TheOldestRoot 3 жыл бұрын
Montagne is literally just mountain in French. Now I may be two years late to the party but I hope someone sees this.
@elementith 3 жыл бұрын
Thank u for this knowledge
@MazArchive 2 жыл бұрын
*merci beaucoup intensifies*
@prezentoappr1171 Жыл бұрын
@@MazArchive - Kobo kanaeru
@deepsea5348 6 жыл бұрын
Technically, you guys performed it as plays were in the time of Shakespeare, because all the roles were played by men, so... nice touch!
@cattheinvisible6605 6 жыл бұрын
If Shakespeare wrote smut it would probably be a lot like this
@kabalder 6 жыл бұрын
Shakespeare did write in a lot of smut into the plays, and it is a lot like this. :p
@CEBph5997 6 жыл бұрын
kabalder I NEED SAUCE I NEED TO READ THAT
@InsaneLaughter01 6 жыл бұрын
Caitlynn Russo IF he wrote smut? XD Did you forget Midsummers Nights Dream? XD it’s basically Pr0n with plot.
@tragicallyfrankie 6 жыл бұрын
InsaneLaughter the fuck you mean?
@sanguisbumb6138 6 жыл бұрын
Frankie Sanchez If you studied Shakespeare you’ll know that they guy included a lot of sexual references in his play.
@musa-kyan5368 5 жыл бұрын
*and yet he still get monetized*
@opejyr777 4 жыл бұрын
Did he ?
@dunterriker3301 4 жыл бұрын
さぼ大好き Yup, the anime man is a fuckin wizard
@hotpikachu 4 жыл бұрын
SUCC
@amanofculture434 4 жыл бұрын
I mean it's culture
@champ1159 3 жыл бұрын
@@amanofculture434 Can't demonetise culture
@redfaldas7524 5 жыл бұрын
I'll slightly rain on everyone's parade, and say that this isn't mostly Shakespearean English, which is Early Modern English. This is a mix of both Middle English, which is a few decades earlier than Shakespeare, and Early Modern English. Still funny, though. Edit: Nope. This is full on Middle English. I think Late Middle English, cuz it looks a bit like Early Modern English at parts, but definitely Middle English.
@samt3412 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, this isn't Shakespearean. It's still to verbose and Germamic to show the somewhat more Latin-based English Shakespeare used
@velvet_magpies 4 жыл бұрын
This isn't that good old 1500s English
@LN-pz5ou 3 жыл бұрын
It still blows me mind me spoke this shit the fuck 😂😂😂
@redfaldas7524 3 жыл бұрын
@@marioksoresalhillick299 I'm actually a science nerd, who just remembered old lessons. Anyways, the basis of English is from the Romance (mostly French and Latin) and the Germanic family of languages, so you'd see a lot of them in English, and why some non-native speaker would find English rules confusing.
@karolnowak6423 3 жыл бұрын
This sounds 14th century Middle English, like Chauncer.
@skrt. 6 жыл бұрын
'Tσ ŋนt σг ŋσt tσ ŋนt, tɧศt ıร tɧε զนεรtıσŋ.' - William Shakespear
@zweilnyx6072 6 жыл бұрын
Skrtt Skrtt to nut, please
@nikkishocker1 6 жыл бұрын
“Men only want one thing and it’s disgusting... Zephyrus’ wind”
@nirbanhaider2240 4 жыл бұрын
17:33 my bed started floating when I read that aloud
@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 4 жыл бұрын
RUPTURETH THYNE PINTIE
@hotpikachu 4 жыл бұрын
"I wer' called to th' forst to piss' mynself a ryver." "Hell hath no fury" The code is : 205995
@hotpikachu 3 жыл бұрын
@MC_ Chickenwing yw
@cjohnson062758 6 жыл бұрын
You walk into your English class and you professor says that you all are reading Shakespeare and then you start reading this.
@cactusguy4363 5 жыл бұрын
I am genuinely thinking of printing out this translation and "accidentally" putting it on my English teacher's desk, I think he'd get a kick out of it.
@HomosapienNo94628 5 жыл бұрын
@@cactusguy4363 how did it go? 😂
@dragoncloud6870 5 жыл бұрын
I’ll print out a enough dirty panels of this so I can duct tape it to everyone’s desk in my class while they read Shakespeare 🥴😔😑✋
@WhimsicalNessa 5 жыл бұрын
CactusGuy 43 So, did you? 😂
@corvid6923 5 жыл бұрын
DEPPER!
@nathannever7209 6 жыл бұрын
How tf are there 6 ads on a video where a guy literally reads hentai?
@churchofthetea4273 6 жыл бұрын
Nathan Never cause hentai is art not porn
@aries6663 6 жыл бұрын
Cuz why the fuck not?
@shye4700 6 жыл бұрын
Right?
@missmangoo 6 жыл бұрын
*Bitch gotta earn das money somehow*
@jdmjegan5049 6 жыл бұрын
Nathan Never The tables have turned.
@hudey1807 5 жыл бұрын
Religious hentai. RELIGIOUS HENTAI!!!!!!!!!!!! I am done with this world
@Crow-ht6co 4 жыл бұрын
Hudey *y e s*
@rem-nl3dl 4 жыл бұрын
Blesseth ye.
@davidmitchell3997 3 жыл бұрын
@Hudey Know I someone who know someone who got some bleach, motor oil, some designer pills and a .38 special 4 inch if you need some "final assistance" if you know what I mean!!??? Edit: I am purely joking around! Definitely not going to help or encourage people "to do themselves in" or "cancel themselves"! Take care of that on your own terms!
@thewanderingmistnull2451 3 жыл бұрын
So, I'm guessing you don't actually know much about religion. Google yourself "Song of Solomon".
@tboicovas 3 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna tell my kids this was Romeo and Juliet
@brxoomstick 3 жыл бұрын
Don’t you dare
@auraemerald8434 3 жыл бұрын
Please do.
@xerilaun 2 жыл бұрын
Please do exactly that
@MaskedSongbird 6 жыл бұрын
The most hilarious part of this to me is that since Shakespeare often wrote violent plays with pornographic scenes and dirty jokes specifically to appeal to commoners (think "Titus Andronicus" for his most infamous example), so this actually seems like something he'd write if he lived today and decided to translate a hentai. This shit's AMAZING, lol. :D
@tiberiumcapoo5093 5 жыл бұрын
Well damn. Shakespeare would be proud of this then.
@titan133760 5 жыл бұрын
@@vjbd2757 He has a wife you know
@Chris79229 5 жыл бұрын
@@titan133760 And her name is Incontinentia... Buttocks.
@annamess6463 5 жыл бұрын
Titus Andronicus??? Jesus Christ, what nameee
@annamess6463 5 жыл бұрын
@@Chris79229 OMG RYANNNN
@marche800 6 жыл бұрын
17:46 I hath knowneth, mine tonge speaketh not but the finest English, whilst referring to "the succ".
@therealserenedestroyer7748 5 жыл бұрын
What are you even trying to- Ok😂
@wellymclaughlin2 4 жыл бұрын
Omg i havent laughed that hard in ages! Have all the thumbs up I can give dude.
@spongebobfan96 4 жыл бұрын
The profile picture makes this even better...
@FoxyBoxery 4 жыл бұрын
Succ shalth it be! Thy ist speakenth tee originall English tongeth
@solit9266 5 жыл бұрын
When French is a mandatory course in Canada and you know that "montagnes" is mountain. Wild
@penelopeboivin3191 4 жыл бұрын
I speak both French and English but get confused at the French words anyway since the current language is old English.
@prezentoappr1171 Жыл бұрын
@@penelopeboivin3191late middle if this is old English hopper would come here with other linguist
@w3ird_t33th8 4 жыл бұрын
Me: reading Shakespeare is weird because his work is in old engli- My theatre teacher: aCtUaLlY iTs MoDeRn EnGlIsH
@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 4 жыл бұрын
ActUaLly It'S *EaRly* mOdERn eNgLisH
@hyliandragon5918 4 жыл бұрын
AcTualLy tHis iS latE mIdDle ENglIsH.
@jacksonguillory8114 3 жыл бұрын
@@hyliandragon5918 Tis late middle-early modern Englisch, you all maketh me crye myne own tears
@AttentionDeficitGuy 3 жыл бұрын
Old English (and Middle English as well for that matter) is literally an entirely seperate language though - your teach ain't being pedantic, Elizabethan English is an early form of the modern English language and calling it Old English is incorrect by around a thousand years.
@otaking3582 3 жыл бұрын
@@AttentionDeficitGuy No, she's being pedantic.
@brokemaker0704 6 жыл бұрын
" It's called *HENTAI* and it's art."
@daddymememaster5432 6 жыл бұрын
I only get off to erotic illustrated poems.
@Striker775 6 жыл бұрын
Sounds like you would enjoy General Douglas MacArthur's prayer for his son, by Turtle.Fish.Paint
@deathserpent9747 6 жыл бұрын
what's funny is that Shakespeare plays has a lot of sex jokes in it
@deathserpent9747 6 жыл бұрын
timmyy elm since they existed ?
@c0ld389 6 жыл бұрын
Daddy Meme Master same but with stick figure comics
@FarisFlowers 5 жыл бұрын
@@deathserpent9747 being required to read Hamlet and I can confirm this
@MetroidMother 4 жыл бұрын
I'm not even a native English speaker, but somehow, while I don't understand a lot of it, whenever they struggle I know what the word means. Ydell is idle T'extende is The extend and visiteth'm is visit them. The pronunciation is not that different from modern English in many cases, just the spelling, and the fact that they shorten everything.
@MetroidMother 4 жыл бұрын
@Icarus_BZ wel my native language is German, which has a hybrid origin between Nordic, Anglo-Saxon and Latin Language ancestry, so maybe it's helping a bit, but I'm no better with old German than old English. I also think I'm quite complacent compared to many other non negatives whene it comes to Englisch, as I learned the language whene I was living and going to school in Ireland, but I think your right about non native speakers bei g very analytical about the language if they hear new things, and drawing connections that native speakers wouldn't. It might have also helped that I had to read Shakespeare in their original shape both in Irland as well as in Germany.
@misss7777 3 жыл бұрын
@Icarus_BZ You're right Being German and having studied both English and French definitely helped me in understanding it a lot better though there are always some words left that aren't related to either of those languages...
@roiberroya7837 4 жыл бұрын
does anyone else notice that cdawg starts to sound like sebastian
@solarpqnel 4 жыл бұрын
yeah like he doesn’t voice act as sebastian, even if i go onto his youtube channel there is no way that he has any interest in black butler.
@cronoz-sensei4259 4 жыл бұрын
@@solarpqnel...and that's a big fat lie.
@solarpqnel 4 жыл бұрын
CronoZ-sensei i’m being sarcastic
@cronoz-sensei4259 4 жыл бұрын
@@solarpqnel I was just trying to complete the punchline.
@Milkymalk 3 жыл бұрын
@@solarpqnel I'm confused. He didn't really voice act for Sebastian, did he? All websites list another name for that role.
@fr0ggykazu 6 жыл бұрын
"I ben a troubadour that hath loste his wae" *DO THOU NO THY WAE?*
@thedamsnackbarnightllama5302 5 жыл бұрын
Sup3rGam3rBEN *DOST THOU KNOWEST THIS WAE?*
@justabossman6147 5 жыл бұрын
the fact that y'all actually took the time to actually put that meme in old English surprises me
@fr0ggykazu 5 жыл бұрын
@@justabossman6147 yep
@AlphaSections 5 жыл бұрын
Lol! DOTH THOU KNOU THY WAE! TIS THY OPUS MAGNUS 'PON THY HALLOW KNYGHT!
@solborne9446 5 жыл бұрын
NO'ST THOU DE WAE?
@CallMeFreakFujiko 6 жыл бұрын
Joey finally gives Aki a ring box, and inside of it there's a ring and a note saying "will you be my wyf?"
@dragonotakukip 6 жыл бұрын
CallMeFreakFujiko wilst thou join mynself in union of being myn wyf*
@3lloGuvner 4 жыл бұрын
For some reason Joey saying "love" when it is CLEARLY "Jove" is really irritating me.
@gokbay3057 4 жыл бұрын
I feel you
@ellusiv5121 3 жыл бұрын
bruh, Connor keeps reading Seints as Steins lmao
@Thoric_ 3 жыл бұрын
so the English language took a wrong turn somewhere, cuz this shit is beautiful and the grammar makes some actual sense. Blessings unto all weebs thy world o'er
@icarusmarioFAN 2 жыл бұрын
The Great Vowel Shift
@animechic420 6 жыл бұрын
Make this a monthly thing.
@derpedfox 6 жыл бұрын
Charlene Alyssa Ingram fuck that make it daily
@EspurrNya 6 жыл бұрын
27:04
@datgoodshi8356 5 жыл бұрын
Imma sign a petition
@lyrakristine7431 6 жыл бұрын
" A C H " ~ CDawgVA & The Anime Man
@MrBioDennis 6 жыл бұрын
Ach komm!
@lionelk.y7233 6 жыл бұрын
JonTron
@Jo-ny9ne 4 жыл бұрын
@@MrBioDennis o.O
@qraee 4 жыл бұрын
"I wer called to th' forst to piss mynself a ryver" this line cracked me up, idk why
@Noralia_Estella_Nightwood 4 жыл бұрын
That "Ach" sound just sounds like a sneeze 😂😂😂😂
@art0salt 6 жыл бұрын
When thou ruptureth yet madam insists on s u c c i n g
@randomgrmlin 6 жыл бұрын
Paige.Lmao I'm dying
@Lalitaredwings 6 жыл бұрын
DEAR GOD 😂
@lobstermilk 6 жыл бұрын
D e d
@annie3210 6 жыл бұрын
Ayy A.R.M.Y
@chiaragrady5535 6 жыл бұрын
I see Taehyung 👀
@mirabelwindsor9424 6 жыл бұрын
Me, an intellectual: Wyfu
@spikkey5997 4 жыл бұрын
Damn I recognize that website design instantly
@marsman4554 4 жыл бұрын
Wut is thyne websiteth
@sovereign4535 3 жыл бұрын
Translation for the other comment:Bro where's the sauce
@karanmavi4793 3 жыл бұрын
@@marsman4554 nhentai
@derrilazkia1002 3 жыл бұрын
Who doesn't, really
@cactusguy4363 5 жыл бұрын
My favorite dystopian sci-fi novel is... Fir A Nyght 451
@sleepyguy4237 6 жыл бұрын
A group of people thought that the best way to spend their time was to translate a hentai to a middle english translation... 10/10
@dr.dylansgame5583 6 жыл бұрын
this is fucking amazing not all heroes wear capes i guess
@anonguy6723 6 жыл бұрын
Technically, Shakespearean English is early modern english. An example of middle English is the Canterbury Tales. Middle English only lasted to about the 1400's if I remember correctly, and was then succeeded by the early modern english employed by and kept famous by William Shakespeare in his well known works. It's something that many people (myself included until recently) believe. If you wantexamples of Old, Middle and Early Modern english, look up OverlySarcasticProduction's video on Beowulf. They explain near the beginning, and are quite informative about it.
@Strein86 6 жыл бұрын
Anon Guy Ah, OvererlySarcasticProductions.. My mythology teacher showed us the Beowulf video in class.
@karolnowak6423 3 жыл бұрын
@@anonguy6723 Well, this doujin does definitely sound much closer to Chauncer than Shakespeare.
@vustvaleo8068 6 жыл бұрын
imagine a dub of a H anime with Arnold Schwarzenegger accent with all the characters.
@andrewdoty9297 6 жыл бұрын
Just hear the Terminator begging for that load
@datgoodshi8356 6 жыл бұрын
Vust Valeo Needs to happen
@sandalphoncpu 6 жыл бұрын
*GET DOWN*
@lance4842 6 жыл бұрын
*GET TO THE SUCCAA*
@that_treat 6 жыл бұрын
I would pay for that.
@KawaiiPockyEater 4 жыл бұрын
This was glorious, I have never laughed so hard over a manga
@SunsetPro. 3 жыл бұрын
Momento Mori
@KawaiiPockyEater 3 жыл бұрын
@@SunsetPro. Unus Annus
@heryraelison5226 4 жыл бұрын
as a french i understood almost everything and the way they read it is just hilarous
@torgan 6 жыл бұрын
How about a doujin but it's written like everyone is constantly throwing down a Jojo's stand.
@douglasabbassi4060 6 жыл бұрын
How menacing
@DeeonleeCobb373 6 жыл бұрын
GORUDO EKSUPIRIENSU
@jovanaavramovic2485 6 жыл бұрын
Torgan Nassar 300 FUCKING LIKES??
@pixxieestixx 6 жыл бұрын
Oof
@torgan 5 жыл бұрын
@@jovanaavramovic2485 i actually just got the notification that "someone liked your comment!". I had no idea I made a comment on this video
@ErikCPianoman 6 жыл бұрын
A Troubadour is a traveling minstrel of medieval times.
@adamyaboi612 6 жыл бұрын
Piano Man - Piano Covers why do you know that
@anonguy6723 6 жыл бұрын
"Or, if you play Fire Emblem, a horse-mounted healer" -TV Tropes
@ErikCPianoman 6 жыл бұрын
Adam Grygoruk it’s that music degree finally paying off.
@CaptainGrief66 6 жыл бұрын
And as far as I know that word derivates from the original French term (or was it spanish- Can't remember)
@milka8925 6 жыл бұрын
TheOtakuComrade Yeah, it's from French
@hamsterhotep Жыл бұрын
I mean, if Shakespeare was about, he'd appreciate his style being used for greater and more wondrous knob-gags.
@nicholashadweh5710 4 жыл бұрын
This is the one translation that needs its own translation.
@kreempa.i.8349 6 жыл бұрын
"A whale of a flesch stock is this one... A jape shall thou witnes' fir wen as I pileth thy knobbes with myn wanges" ~Shakespeare
@elsajaeger1423 6 жыл бұрын
"Maiden's envelope" might be my new favourite slang term
@haneulsjams 6 жыл бұрын
That is what I shall be calling it from this point forward.
@revolvingworld2676 6 жыл бұрын
F L E S H S T A L K
@tasltsrif2165 6 жыл бұрын
A G A P E P O R T
@hyunjoonsung5028 6 жыл бұрын
B A T T E R R I N G R A M
@matabishippuden6965 5 жыл бұрын
M I N E T E S T E S
@larsssssssssssss 4 жыл бұрын
Why does it feel like u 2 are havin a sleep-over when ever use collab
@kmk8284 3 жыл бұрын
If Shakespeare wrote a doujin imagine highschool theatre kids role playing this
@sinofsanity6593 6 жыл бұрын
I have to watch this again and take notes - I've just learnt like 1,000 pick up lines. doesn't matter if it's actually dirty, as long as it sounds smart & fancy
@thederpaherp5940 5 жыл бұрын
Trust me if someone knows old English and you say that to them they will react the same way if you were to say it in modern english
@plainblocks2 5 жыл бұрын
@ShootZ to Kill "Thine accept thy request."
@vexvalentine5689 5 жыл бұрын
***MUST WITHHOLD THYN SELF!!!***
@thederpaherp5940 5 жыл бұрын
How about no?
@HomosapienNo94628 5 жыл бұрын
@@thederpaherp5940 THYN DARE THEE REJECSHON?!
@mysticusfreeze 6 жыл бұрын
To quote last Macbeth - I have given succ
@aaaahdjsn 6 жыл бұрын
And then the rest of that section is pretty messed up
@Absent_keebs 6 жыл бұрын
Mysticus Freeze *unsex me here*
@mothman.3001 4 жыл бұрын
I’m imagining Sebastian and Grell reading this 😂🤣🤣🤣
@lynnevan4023 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO I'm guessing Sebastian forced to be there
@dlz5709 5 жыл бұрын
troubadour: travelling poet, musician in Middle Ages montagnes: mountains
@bigoof6964 6 жыл бұрын
“It’s like the Da Vinci Code of hentai!”
@-diwhy-3907 5 жыл бұрын
Da Hentai Code sounds better
@dilfdestroyer7 5 жыл бұрын
- Diwhy - Yes.
@venuzbabi08 6 жыл бұрын
"Gobbleth myn sword" 😂😂😂😂
@salthesock1546 4 жыл бұрын
I read the description and it literally just says “O thy art lewd” or something! Love you Joey. 💞👍😂
@penelopeboivin3191 4 жыл бұрын
I think that you seem to have too much innocence left to approach those forbidden lands, pal’
@Emil_Stoltz 3 жыл бұрын
It's "thou art", not "thy art".
@ohhiolivia 3 жыл бұрын
THE *ACH* HAS ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR EVERY TIME
@rosalieangevine866 6 жыл бұрын
*_WITHHOLD THYNSELF MADAM HEBIHIME!_*
@c0deerror 5 жыл бұрын
Damn someone else got the comment i wanted 😞
@Den-dd5pp 5 жыл бұрын
*A C H*
@gracemasters6836 5 жыл бұрын
UWAH!!
@farida6556 6 жыл бұрын
i’m an english nerd and i’d be lying if i said this didn’t turn me on a bit. ‘with haste thou gobbleth myn sword’ 😩👌
@penelopeboivin3191 4 жыл бұрын
A women of culture i see
@toadstooldarling9937 5 жыл бұрын
Can I just say.... The original one had these censor bars THAT COVERED ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LIKE *W H A T*
@romajimamulo 4 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the very, very weird rules of what needs to be censored in Japanese manga.
@AngelVazquez-vs9xp 4 жыл бұрын
Romaji Do you know what they are for?
@romajimamulo 4 жыл бұрын
@@AngelVazquez-vs9xp I'm not sure exactly what, but I think it's a loophole in what in what the Japanese government needs to be censored with a penis
@penelopeboivin3191 4 жыл бұрын
@Romaji And the artist try to censor the smallest amount of Pepe, for a pleasant customer experience. So this becomes just a weird set of bars over what is obviously a blood filled fully engorged sin sword
@SunsetPro. 3 жыл бұрын
Momento Mori
@aerordoido 4 жыл бұрын
16:22 "WITHOLD THYNSELF!!!!!". Im fucking dead for 3 generations!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!
@jazerkuru9110 6 жыл бұрын
Schools Should Use This Doujin In *English Class*
@hinnylin130 6 жыл бұрын
JazerGaming everyone’s average will be 100%
@zesky1822 6 жыл бұрын
Janitor will have one heck of a time cleaning the classroom.
@necrothescistt8164 6 жыл бұрын
And 10 times more efficient than regular sex-ed
@mrcastillo4240 6 жыл бұрын
yang litong OMFG I'M LITERALLY ROLLING 😂😂😂😂💀
@8man943 6 жыл бұрын
The whole class would stink and girls would be swooning
@ASilentPrincess 6 жыл бұрын
I'm okay with this being a series.
@DigitallyRemoved 2 жыл бұрын
I hate how this, THIS is the video that introduced me to cdawgva and I didn't even know it till 2 years later when I recognized his voice
@joannawoolfe 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed uncontrollably, it was so good to hear you guys read this!
@Blackskulled500 6 жыл бұрын
Porn for such an upperclassman as has been acquainted with the finer literature of times past. I had expected from before when last a hentai was read in one of your videos, that this would too have been Australian themed. I yet stand surprised to have witnessed a thing more bizarre than that.
@jackychang9148 6 жыл бұрын
Blackskulled500 More bizarre as it be, full of enjoyment this video has given! For before this day, I have not laugh so hard for such a time. Truly, a work of art this piece is! Perhaps with enough gust, the sails will rise for another such video of your craving?
@TheCaliMack 6 жыл бұрын
Half an hour of comedy gold.
@DetractosPwns 3 жыл бұрын
i fucking lost it at the demonic voices at the end
@emival3335 2 жыл бұрын
”WITHHOLD THYSELF MADAME HEBIHIME!” is what cracks me up every time 😂
@zzmukurosamazz 6 жыл бұрын
this is high class doujin translation indeed.
@junghobi2792 6 жыл бұрын
Same zzmukurosamazz same
@mattman1684 6 жыл бұрын
*Sees snake girl tag* Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well
@peachytea7608 4 жыл бұрын
Me:quadruple checks my earphones are in properly
@EldritchyWitchy 3 жыл бұрын
No words can describe how grateful I am to be alive during a time this thing exists
@blank2159 6 жыл бұрын
Oh finally thyn good shit - Joey 2018
@Atan55555 6 жыл бұрын
ACH
@blank2159 6 жыл бұрын
ACH - Atan 555 2018
@minislymortalmeltdown3262 6 жыл бұрын
A c k
@Falxifer95 6 жыл бұрын
For those of you who don't know back in Olden Shakespeare times the word "Gay" wasn't to used for Homosexuals, it meant colourful, flamboyant or jovial. I.e "Certainly Lord Basil thou hast the most peculiarly gay cloak this night". And "f****t" also wasn't a homophobic slur; the original meaning was a word for a bundle of sticks and or logs.
@Syiepherze 6 жыл бұрын
TheSlayFer Ch. T. I mentioned "bundle of sticks" in the captions when he says f****t. 😉
@Falxifer95 6 жыл бұрын
Shak Pherze nice 👍
@jrw2319 6 жыл бұрын
TheSlayFer Ch. T. People dont know that? Ahsh
@p_eabean 6 жыл бұрын
I think 99% of the people here knew that lol
@PanRobak. 6 жыл бұрын
There are people who still use it that way
@colorinini 3 жыл бұрын
I never understood why I was the disappointment of the family. I think I understand now.
@fishy2374 3 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time! Every sentence had me dying. You guys read this amazingly
@veridian4433 6 жыл бұрын
You should read one of these with our lord and savior Kizuna AI
@Celestine_Erie 6 жыл бұрын
*of and with
@mustardpussy1952 6 жыл бұрын
that's just not gonna happen darling
@sanriodeppressionthermos8602 6 жыл бұрын
Veridian Yes
@stuchly1 6 жыл бұрын
yes it will. yes it will. yes it will. yes it will. :D
@Monius13 6 жыл бұрын
Wtf are you trying to do to us?! I would have to take a day off from work to recharge...
@seriadivine5203 6 жыл бұрын
Time to clear my history once again...... DON'T ASK!!!!
@Reverie_xo 6 жыл бұрын
Seria Divine next time, try incognito.
@jameshunter6121 6 жыл бұрын
incog is best cog
@boooomerwang 6 жыл бұрын
Seria Divine real men doesnt clear their history
@seriadivine5203 6 жыл бұрын
Kleidus IM A GIRL 😂
@ppsmol891 6 жыл бұрын
Kleidus but real woman do ;w;
@John_Doe4269 3 жыл бұрын
As someone who doesn't have english as a first language, I have to say this was the ego boost I definitely needed. Turns out I can understand shakespearan english better than two natives!
@ThornHailsnap 3 жыл бұрын
"I wer' called to th' forst to piss' mynself a ryver" does not mean "I almost pissed my pants". It basically translates to "I had to go pee so I went into the forest to relieve myself". Back in Shakespearean times, there was no internal plumbing. People either did their business in a bucket or in the trees. It's actually pretty cool that the translators took this into account. Also, he follows up with the question "What hath a buddin' maiden such as thee, Hebihime, goth thynges at ain' a man's dwale den?". What he's asking is "Why are you in my room?" while making reference to the fact that she is a young woman.
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