Their insults are as creative as Gordon Ramsay‘s famous idiot sandwich insult xD

i laughed too 😂

Gordon Ramsey doesn't have the balls for that.

@@kylemoore801 Pretty sure he does buddy

@@wild_nature345 Ramsey curses a lot but he doesn’t get as loud as a DI. Ramsey would lose that fairly quickly

@@thomasluck5955 eh I mean yeah he could definitely loose in just saying it would be funny to watch

That’s hilarious 🤣

As in "get the fuck off my bus" ahhh good times 3 years ago. I'm also active duty instead but this was on my feed

“LOL” Haha yes doge so 2014 haha funnny!!!! Nyan cat

My thoughts too lol

😂😂

@@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828 so funny

It hurt when I had to cut mine off.

Facts bro inside I was crying

Mines is passing my shoulders and mines will be coming off within the next year 10yrs of growing them

@@nicholasbryant8268 Losing a part of you that made you like your mama

Was nasty anyway

Sleeping in the rain with no shelter is fun

Congratulations

Thankyou for your service.

I’m planning to join the Military myself you think I should join the National Guard or not and I wanna be in the Military

@@kahoaliiaiu7130 go big Army, I couldn’t imagine having been infantry as National guard and saying it with a straight face

I thought the same thing lmao

plenty of smoking going on

National guard is a joke. Nothing but pansies that are too scared to fight but wanna pretend like they're meaningful. Nobody even considers them as part of the military. They just sit on their ass at home and hand out water bottles after natural disasters

@@ig2965 national guard soldiers are deployed all the time to combat zones and are held to the same standard as active duty personnel. It sounds like you have a chip on your shoulder bud

Ivan Garcia Fuck up, your ass would never make it through the first week 😭😭

Same, I'm 17 and graduating in June looking forward to join the national guard. Good luck to you!

Updates ?

Update? I’m going to fort jackson in one month and am majoring at aviation. Excited to see what the military has to offer

I am going to fort Benning for both BCT and AIT in July

Tf is ya asking updates for ? Go join that shit & find out, then come back & update 😂😂

Trevor Gutierrez what’s 15 pounds when you’ve already lost 42? Don’t give up brother, you clearly have what it takes to have accomplished what you have already. You’ll be a hell of a Soldier! Stay strong

So? Update ?

JFArchive he hates it. 😏

The harder you work now the easier basic will be.

Did you go in man?

Brokenbrilliance I cut my dreads for this same reason 😭

Years of work gone

I was like damnnnn all those years gone lol

The barber enjoyed cutting his head

No I was more like hell yeah cut all that nappy ass shit off.

Scumbag Jay hey man any follow ups?

Scumbag Jay me too

@General Goldy Semper Fi future Marine Yeah? Well considering the National Guard is 1 weekend a month and 2 weeks during the summer. Yep USMC is definitely more active than the (part time) branch.

@@cosmicsilence6979 what's wrong with that? Not everyone can go balls deep and eat crayons full time.

@@Space.Ghost. anyone could easily lol.they just chose part time.

I have some questions regarding fitness: How was the 2 mile run and what advice would you give to a out of shape beginner? I cannot do pushups, any advice?

What mos did you choose?

@@May1209L The 2-mile run was rough at the first fitness test, but you get far more endurance training during morning PT. As far as push-ups, I would start out with at least 40 push-ups a day (20 in the morning, 20 at night), and then gradually work on going higher within 2 weeks. I would say start with what they call 30-60s, which is running for 30 seconds, and walking 60 seconds, then elevate to 60-120s. Ruck Marching about 3- 4 miles works wonders on your back, legs, and shoulders, Hill Sprints, and half a mile sprints about 8 times. I would also have you to not just run, but get a nice stride and to pace yourself. During basic, they’ll start you off with a 1 mile run, which will determine which running group you’ll be in (Alpha- Fast, Bravo- Pretty Fast, Charley- Moderate, or Delta- Progressive Improvement). Their might be more, depending on how big your Company is. My MOS is 31 Bravo (Military Police). Also, make sure to stay hydrated during the day and night, and get some stretching time in before lights out (probably will be at 2030hrs, 8:30 in military time).

it can be hard but the most fun ive had

One of my friends who went to Jackson got to go to a baseball game and have 2 pizza parties :] I went to Benning myself.

I would go

Dude it’s one year over the age cutoff, there’s waivers for everything do it . At least try and chat with a recruiter, 35-36 that’s still young!! I thought I was too old at 21, but found out its probably one of the best ages to join. Not too young, not too old and already have some life experience to assist you through. I always wanted to be soldier, Marine, sailor, airmen or whatever since I was a kid. I didn’t want to be 60 coming down on the closing decades of my life feeling regret for not executing on my potential when I was younger.

Sai. Bot Same!

I ship out October 17 for basic. Fort Sill

Opsec right out the window make sure you great your DS with a big hug

If you made it: hell yeah get that blue cord If you quit: fuck you

opsec lol

The juxtaposition of that statement followed by the DS yelling at everyone to get off the bus got a good chuckle from me.

Yup I went on the National Guard website and it is very misleading. They saw you get all the benefits but you actually don’t.

how’d it go ? i’m planning on doing the same

sameeeee

@@andrewdagoat84 same man Goodluck

That is a very smart choice. I just went through BCT this year and I can tell you, so many people showed up in bad physical condition and they struggled. If you show up in shape, it will make your life easier and less stressful, I promise.

I am leaving in 4 months and am out of shape

@@May1209L leaving next month gonna hit the gym hard

@@May1209LSITREP, WE NEED AN UPDATE ON THIS

How’d it ho

Go

@@jamesvelazquez1004 it went great they all are still iffy about it but every one else I have on my side are all super supportive of me doing it

Hey man I know it's been a while but could you give me details please? I'm super curious and I am 16 and thinking about joining once I finish senior year. I want the college money to be honest. But also for the experience.

@@MrFujin why not join your junior year? thats what im doing im excited and nervous for the challenge but hey it gives me something to look forward to

Man I'm on the fence, I want to go but feeling lazy, don't feel like being told when to eat and sleep, too old lol

@@michaellivingston8015 How old are you? They take people up to 35.

@@Chris_MarMar I turned 34 last month but I'm one of those alpha males who hates being told what to do and when I can eat. Give me training and a weapon but shit it's gonna be hard when they give me 3 little ass meals and nothing before bed hahahhaha

@@Chris_MarMar bro I started process I should be in fort leonard wood after new year but I got pissed cause I went to asvab 2 times and 1 time recruiter scheduled me at 530am but they said they dont test that early. I was trying to do 31b and 88mike but got pissed I couldnt test and now feeling lazy about leaving 5 months and I have a 5 year old son at home

@@michaellivingston8015 I'm doing 31B myself. I simply look at it like they're trying to do everything in their power to improve you. They're not yelling at you because they've got something against you or anything, they just want you to succeed. That and it's mostly just a mind game. You mentioned going to take the ASVAB twice. Did you not pass?

Lucretia Sianneh how was it?

Yea how was it

Lucretia Sianneh update?

Relaxing Jackson

@Elias Gonzalez agreed. The same as civies saying oorah before going to Marine boot camp

Did u join

So did you ??

Army was doing the same shit in 2006 lol. It's different times for sure

I do that every time I go to the eye doctor. It’s to see if your vision has changed. Your eyes adapt to the glasses

@@KURM654 the few times ive gone they made me take my glasses off and they did the same to the other kids at meps with me

As a person who has glasses I will tell you, we keep our glasses on when to go to the regular eye doctors too.

Hmmmmm.

Brian Jordan Because the National Guard and army are two different things, they discern the two that way people researching the National Guard know what they’re looking at and how to find it.

@@bomethia7412 But, as I already pointed out the training is exactly the same. If one wants to research US combat training there is no difference between the regular army and national guard. And these days you're just as likely to be deployed overseas in the guard as you are in the army. But I get your point.

Same training lol? There’s more to your training than BCT or OSUT. Yes they go to the same places as each other. Now take having to wake your ass up everyday and go down for PT for example to waking up and driving to your job, now would you say they have the same training? POG

@@jonanthanenriquez8488 You don't know what you are talking about. Most national guard members serve in the active military before the guard. And the winningest armored brigade in war games in the US is a national guard unit. They regularly hand regular army unit their asses. Oh and just so you no, my son and son in law are regular army, so don't be calling me a pog, I'm a civilian, but every generation of my family has served in the US military, since we came here at the turn of the 20th century.

@@jonanthanenriquez8488 LOL Shut your bitch ass up having to be told 24/7 what to do like a little kid. If I can play army for only a few days and do the exact same shit as regular army (pt, MOS duty, cross MOS training, rifle qual, the list goes on) while also maintaining a civilian career and college/secondary education, I think I have a bit more sway than the 4 year and out infantryman who gave up on his ambitions in life.

im out in a week lol

I leave May 28

I'm heading to "relaxin' Jackson" at the end of August!

Nicole Wade Good luck, soldier. Ft. Jackson, all the way!

Let us know how it goes

I want to join the National Guard for weather relief, I don't want to shoot nobody, I'll take the training or whatever but I don't want to be actively training to Kill, I just want to save Lives not take them. I believe in God to much to be in a offensive scenario, only time I'd shoot is to protect my family, but don't put me in a hot zone where I have to be "forced" to defend my brothers and shoot, that's not what I want to sign up for

Where you coming from

Did you pass? Not so relaxing man right? I'm not sure why the hell people call it "Relaxin' Jackson" but I know that's straight up BS.

It may not be as hard as Marines or BUDs but I assure you it's still challenging. If you're not prepared before I assure you, you have a higher chance of being Recycled or Chaptered out. You still want to be in somewhat shape before BCT. Just a recommendation, no matter how tough you maybe, the Drill Sargents will always put the fear of God in you whether you think so or not. Though I will admit, as time passes they begin to lay off abit, until the real challenge comes when it's the Forge with around 40 miles of marching and a week of relearning everything from the earliest to most recent. Now like I said, it's not as hard as the marines, but it's probably a close 2nd or 3rd since Coast Guard is pretty close with the Marine's intensity if not supposively more stressful. Also ofcourse BUDs will be waaaay harder than Army, BUDs is a selection program for special forces training. Completely different from the US Army. The US Army is just trying to see who the hell won't be a danger to others or who won't give up. It maybe a "cake walk" COMPARED to the Marines, but I assure you it's NOT easy. You have to have and always hold your reason on why you're there or you'll break down and give up. Though I haven't been to BCT since around a year ago, I'm not sure, I don't think they even have Shark Attacks anymore. At least when I was in I had somewhat of a Shark Attack I mean you get screamed and but never physically touched. The Army maybe getting abit easier since the 1970s but I assure you, not everyone is made to join the Army. In conclusion it may not be as hard or rigorous as Marines or BUDs but it can still suck abit. I'm just saying man, don't say it's easy because no military training is easy. Even the AirForce is difficult mentally/thinking wise. No training is a "Cake Walk." All training is for a specific purpose and goal, it just depends on you as a purpose and your reason to reach the goal of their training. Now personally, I think ANYONE CAN do it, though, it's up to the person. This is nothing against you or anything I'm just letting you know, it looks easy from watching a video, but it's different when you're there.

anangelsstar how did they take it when you decided to change to another branch?

awesome man

How’d it go?

Why?

It is 😂

It is

It already is separate from the army.

@@Bennahr_Fett no its not its a reserve unit of the army

Lmao 🤣this shit sucks, why did I think this was a good idea?

how is going everything

Ayee go get em

Let me know how you did and if anything "strange" happens.

😨

You will be but trust me it's not as bad as you think. Try to have the creed down and the 3 general orders much as you can before you leave.

UPDATEE

Nvm ur 2 months in😭 ik them 2 months been feelin long asf

@@DarealDougz im planning on going after i finish junior year and be back before senior year im so excited

Any update?