I love all your content, but I will admit, this one is definitely one of my favorites.

It has nostalgic value Max don't underappreciate it

Volkin's speech on communism across the globe is really difficult to top, to be honest, and the music helps.

Still a great video.

Love all your content anyway, you magnificent crackhead. Thank you

I think "double" is an understatement. He betrayed every Side, because his True alliance always was with Big Bossu-Senpai

Well, everyone has to start somewhere

"Meow"

he was cringe before based

MEOW

I would like to add onto this by saying that literally everyone in that room wanted volgin dead and he thought they were his subordinates

Nothing more MGS than a bunch of Double Agents.

So please,...da money

False. The best part is the theme song. What a banger.

@@frumpyglint you mean... ...WHAT A TRIIILL !!!!!!

Makes sense. Communists take balls inspection super seriously

*but why does he know that?*

@@yasquishyboi902 Volgin and Raikov are actually lovers in MGS3, but in the original Snake had a different ball size, and that's how Volgin knew the difference

@@jamfingers55 huh…good to know

Ball tickler

Sure, sure, but does he ask Snake about Capitalist America every 10 seconds??

@@fandomcringebucket No, it's actually every 5 seconds.

@@mortemtyrannus8813 *_I KNEW IT!_*

Wait ocelot kills bees by spinning his guns are you serious

@@sixgaming7254 Yes.

Bro cringe

king

Based

He ain’t no simp

Shoot me so I never have to hear that word again.

He has to backflip to be in denial

:o thousandth like....i feel powerful

@@gurt1574 Oh god I never realised it reached 1000- o-0

@@Shinransa mental gymnastics

It's sounds like he went No :(

Pretty underrated and funny joke, American, so witness my Ocelot impression: *MEOW*

If you want this bossfight to be interesting, DO kill as many enemies as you like, and if I can suggest one thing; vary your kills. From my own playthrough I can confirm that; - Enemies killed with the knife takedown will be gushing blood out of their necks, some even bending their heads like they're about to fall off. - Those killed with fire grenades and stuff will show up on fire shouting "GAAH IT BURNS!!! SO HOT!!!!" - If you killed one while he use the 'book', they'll be clutching their dicks - And if you killed someone, fed them to vultures, killed that vulture, THEN ate it, they'll show up with vultures above them shouting "YOU FED ON ME!!!"

@@simple-commentator-not-rea7345 Played this game yeeeeeeeeears ago on PS2 and this is an amazing discovery. Thanks for that!

​@@simple-commentator-not-rea7345 I can atest to this. I may have played these games as a pasifist, but my little bro played them WAAAAAAY more then me... He got... *Creative.*

One hour later: "hi Bernie" *The end died again*

Also, if you kill Raidenovich you will see him only in his underpants

Shall Not Be Infringed means Shall Not Be Infringed!

@@user-uy1rg8td1v the only problem with the Militia Acts is that they set the lower age bound of required participation at 18 years. It should have been 16.

@@RabbiHerschel Boy scouts are good up to age 18, militia after. At some point during their teen years (14-18) the kid should work a real summer job if they aren't working at home. If none of that suits, enroll in N/ROTC. Either way there's lots of ways for a kid to be prepared for a militia or military service.

@@neattricks7678 Well, if we're discussing an idealized Republic as a continuation of the long-abandoned founding principles of our own, there wouldn't be an ROTC. The standing army would be small enough that an ordinary military academy would suffice. Officers in the militia would be elected from among the members of the units.

@@RabbiHerschel Yeah, I just mean for like right now, if you're raising your kid, those options are fairly realistic.

he represents my brain.

I can feel that ":/"

when u just tryna kill some guy and he gets the really cool and original name u gave urself wrong :/

That's hilarious.

Now that is based my friend.

Same bro

I'm glad so many people could appreciate the story most friends (non mgs fans) wouldn't really understand

@@Indiana_Jesus dude I did the same thing

“I filled that arrow with heroin. Your about to have a fucking *Blast* my dude” *Cum*

he meant snake subscribed,,

No but i used to be an adventurer like you until....

@@partydue123 Took someone's knee and used it as an arrow? My, my, America sounds like fun!

Yes, yes it does Red Menace

No, but it will make you get chewed out for not wearing power armor.

I understood that reference

SNAKE EATER!!

What a thrill

So the lifeline stream was a lie

Huh?

it is, he did want that

Gabe wanted both half life games to have ralistic moss growth.

Kojima actually went with this idea, however the testing was absolutely brutal as the testers couldn’t find him once so it had to be shortened it down.

Kojima actually went with this idea, however the testing was absolutely brutal as the testers couldn’t find the end even once so it had to be shortened it down.

To add on to this fun fact, Kojima was so intent on this boss fight taking super long, that he was completely okay with majority of players hating the game and giving up at that boss fight, as long as some people enjoyed it. I think weeks is a bit long, but I feel like it taking hours (even if you know what your doing) would be pretty cool.

Knocked out or killed

snake kills him cause volgin gets emotional when you wear the raikov mask

ok but how does that explain volgin grabbing snakes cock (i cannot believe i wrote that)

No, he’s not his “boyfriend.” He’s not mentally ill.

oh right, about the femboy,,,

Snake: *Solid*

@@Tumbleflop this got a hearty chuckle out of me gj

“Now Snake, is it true that in capitalist America you fuck Chinese undercover agents because you have a boner from being shot by a discount Spider-Man?” “I mean, not on porpoi-“ “Ah, FaScInAtIngG¡”

And also probably had erectile dysfunction afterward!

Snakes poor digaling underwent way more trauma than should have been possible in that operation.

Stop asking me questions.

@@Snakedude4life "Tell me snake, is it illegal to ask questions in America?"

Nice reference!

Raiden: *_WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!_*

"Not for you,kid."

Dang bro gotta call IT now.

24:14 Snake: EVA, I need you. EVA.exe has stopped working.

OwO

*n o*

*_y e s_*

uwu

I can absolutely believe that.

@Grey Donovun Tumbleweeds are an actual military concern in the Western US, and feral hogs kill and injure a ton of people very year.

even the clapping?

@@tatefranklin4761 and the village toothbrush of course

Wait there really ARE giant tumbleweeds!?

@@sketch92 They're not giant in the way you're thinking. It's more like a giant wave of tangled tumbleweeds, so large that it looks like there's no ground underneath it. Go out to the California Nevada border if you want to see what I'm talking about.

Most likely writen by max0r

1950s (ish?) era Anti Communists would use it as a domino-effect like "result" of the idea of communal ownership. Much like when a wing of the ultra conservatives in the USA were saying that letting LGBT weddings happen would result in legal Human + Dog marriage. In the 1950s, the capitalists would tell people that if they let communal ownership of property and industry take hold, it would only be a matter of time before everyone would have to share a single toothbrush. Ofc it's absurd, the capitalists were arguing in bad faith.

So Snake was practically innocent in this whole thing

@@magatsuno-imouto7661ironically yes, man just wanted to stop a war

@@magatsuno-imouto7661poor guy got stuck in the middle of a ton of looney dumbasses and got famous for it

Your not wrong.

Only where snake bazoinked Eva (aka: Alaska)

No, they're 420 *miles*

@@pygmalion0451 *cries in metric*

You misunderstandin, we have to use FEET

nice

Russia’s been doing it for decades

@@Boarbatrice based

Hi, Seamus!

Nobody. The Holodomor was in 1931.

Metal Gear Rising already established that Kojima is Nostrodamus, I think its just rubbning off on Max

2,000 likes and not a single comment. It is an amazing line though.

@@antoninuslarpus7107 holy shit i had no idea how many until just now

As someone who isn't gay or a communist, I'm doing the same

@@Codamans x2

Tbf the American government basically used snake as an attack dog.

Sounds like something Lyndon Johnson would come with. The guy was a massive asshole and loved to fuck around with people so i wouldn't have been surprised if he made that name up to fuck with Snake.

If I kill Brian, do I become Big Brian?

@@firetarrasque4667 Only one way to find out!

would it be a diamond dog?

As an American, I Dont know.

THE GRASS IS SOFT

For the vibes

The grass is greener in the ocean

How else do we get the cows fat enough for our burgers

Unlike Soviet Russia, where they spend 20% on advertisement, 10% on product and steal the rest.

Oriaks In the U.S. they just barely pay taxes and try to shirk their employees of pay whenever they can.... so yeah

Oriaks Basically it sucks anywhere lmao

@@Oriaks in Soviet Russia, they don't even make that product like in America and they don't spend anything on advertisement, it relies on people talking with each other, they instead make schools, mines, fatories, rockets to fly to the fkin moon and huge parlamentary buildings or such exaggerated party stuff, they produce mostly raw material, use a quarter, sell a half and steal the rest. In Soviet Russia you make your own toys (except Matryoshka) and decorations (except communist symbols and portrays) like carpets on walls out of the cotton that friend's auntie who works in cotton industry brought him so he shared some with you, and corn leaves from the agricultural cooperative your 60 year old granny works at.

I'm going to meow now

Kojima you're crazy! You can't just make a game where the whole premise is you walk to places! "Haha Norman Reedus go brrrr"

Basically just Tomokazu Fukushima

Rimmy i love you bro

Actually this is about Battlefield 6

Necromancer simp

true

@@ThatGuy-ve5dp yes

You know you can always go to Brazil.

@@cooleradam4324 good point

We always return to Venezuela we can’t escape

Heil Belka Venezuelan

@@ricardomalaquias6116 hail Belka

How you just stop playing for a week or just kill him normaly very quickly

@@MASKarade25 You can see him at some point in the game before the bossfight and you can shoot him.

based

All that... And she defected to the forces of CRINGE

@@lewydmusic 29:09 Say sike right now...

@@lewydmusic but she was really a double agent for the forces of Based!

So Mr. Krabs is actually one of the Philosphers after all...

3 weeks? Sounds abit low... For kojima that is

Pretty realistic? It was the actual plan

It's true (technically 2 weeks but close enough)

He made Death Standing, it quite fit on his way of making games.

@@henriquebecker4453 Yeah, and death stranding was fucking moronic in a lot of ways. His content is okay when it's filtered through some sane people, but he's about twice as unhinged as yoko taro with slightly more relevant/less stupid ideas but still no less unnecessarily complex.

*told

@@Cymesthanks!

"The _game?_ ...Well, I'll be damned."

Hey, in his defense, they only told you to remove the heroin, not the arrow.

I'm already cursed.

Same

*become instantly based

Fuck you mean, he’ll become the wasteland’s prophet and share his newfound religion throughout the world

( ꈍᴗꈍ) --- ( And with that you're comment is at 1k likes congratulations! )

if only...

Vore

"EEEEEEEERRRRGGGHHHH"

@@Nuxi10. only if he's eaten whole, if not it's just cannibalism which I'm still down for.

“So how does it taste?”

The way it just comes out of nowhere

i make eye contact with everyone i meet and find it a bit sus when i cant,,,

HE KNOWS TOO MUCH

Yes.

He can’t be allowed to live he’s too dangerous!

"Tell me, Snake. In Capitalist America, is it true that most men spend exorbitant amounts of money on cartoon women?" A good Ocelot question tends to almost nail it… but only almost.

Wait is that true?

As a guy who likes guns i identify with Snake in thst sceme

@@wgreenewgreene1022 Same. Very much so

This means he’s chad and is more interested in guns than woman

sigma grindset

Boobies: I sleep Gun: Real shit?

There aren’t timelines, this is a prequel, 3 takes place in 1964, naked snake/big boss was the villain of the msx2 games and mgs1 takes place in 2005

@@MASKarade25 I know that. The two timelines to which I am referring are the two endings to Metal Gear Solid (1998). In the canon ending, Solid Snake ends up with Meryl, but in the other, he ends up with Otacon.

@@agiar2000 oh ok

what part of Otacon speaks "twink" to you?

@@Mate_Antal_Zoltan thin, submissive, -breedable-

You forget this ones: 27:18 28:12

Dentists doing overtime in a passive aggressive manner be like

I still have no idea what a village toothbrush is. Is it like a communal toothbrush that an entire village shares? I NEED ANSWERS.

​@@itsumayo Yes. That's exactly what it is.

​@@itsumayoIt's not a real thing, it's a joke about communal ownership in the USSR

@@theregalproletariat Okay but does that mean your mom is now the communal bike since everyone gets a ride?

...The one time Eva had a chance before the ending, and she was nowhere to be seen...

@@matthewyeldig4608 That spy is not one of us!

I mean when The Fear has a long tongue like that......

damn brazilian spiders go hard

looked it up, is true, what the fuck is the point of that.

Oof.

oh no

Good thing there’s no shagohod in Chernobyl… right?

Oooo... YIKES...

@@kielbasamage if there is, let's just hope the navy really have a metal gear ray

that is a nice fun fact @WilltBear1 so why dont you back it up with a source

@@Hayden_Walker the source is that I made it the f*ck up

@@AR-yd2nd lmao

it is true, along with anal prolapes

Damn he’s actually not lying. What’s funnier is that nestled in between shit like stomachache and broken nail is proctitis and hypoxia. If you scroll far enough down it just says breast enhancement.

Imagine if he was allowed to make cracked ideas like that what else would he have done

I don’t think that’s healthy

@Chandler Burse What the fuck?

@Chandler Burse talk about insane

@Chandler Burse iirc there is/was a game like that, but i cant remember the title. or if it was something like petscop, where its a little bit of an urban legend that we have some proof of existing...

Actually the ending to Volgin in Phantom Pain was Cannon all the way back in the PS2 era. I believe it was MGS 2 that references his fate.

@@Azure_Razgriz there was a volgin reference in MGS2?where?

@@StickWithTrigger During the big shell operation, you can have a voice call with the Russian lady before the bomber fight. She explains how her father knew a GRU colonel who tried to topple The Philosophers during the cold war, and he was killed in Afghanistan. I believe her name was Olga?(been years since I played) The Americans who helped with The Philosopher's Legacy eventually form the original Sons of Liberty

@@Azure_Razgriz hmmmm i remember Olga's calls but i think the only colonel she talked about was her father.Gonna have to look for this cause i dont think ive come across it

@@Azure_Razgriz is there a vid of this?

scleen

Please inform us on this. I n e e d to know m o r e .

Tumbleweeds are also native to Russia. They are the first wave to a Russian invasion.

@@TheBlueReverb light a tumble weed on fire

@@TheBlueReverb Tumbleweeds occasionally gather up into massive “waves” which has the potential of blocking and even damaging some equipment if a military base gets hit by them.

Lmao

Turns out this is a reference to the communist manifesto.

Your Pfp Does Not Give Me Pleasant Memories

@@Rederix963 sauce?

@@fbi-sama9052 Corpse Party

I cried of laughter when I heard about Venezuela and inflating the currency to the ends of times because well. I'm Venezuelan 🤣

@@salk9943 "Not with a bang, but a whimper."

He got me at healthcare. Kept laughing even at nuclear war just at how comically long it was. 20:03 Just so I can laugh myself to death again.

PLEASE

when Eva gives your stuff back, you can call her about why all of your food is missing, and she'll say that Ocelot ate it because he "wanted to eat just like you" ("you" being Naked Snake of course)

Pretty much, except it's longer and half of it is the ladder scene.

In complete honesty, this video didn't actually leave out much of the story. In fact, watching this video, you will probably understand more about MGS3's story than people who actually played MGS3 (because in the game the story just clogs up tons of redundant dialogue and attempted red herrings and plot twists that go nowhere and don't amount to anything).

Mostly true, but he forgot to tell that onlyfans' money has been brought to China, and Ocelot was an american triple agent this whole time

Very accurate and historicaly correct.

For a comedy video its shockingly accurate

She photosynthesizes, she can’t get a sunburn

@@ALJ9000 she's straight up a plant

Miller died if you pass too much time I guess

Metal gear plants vs zombies when

@@WalterTheWalrus literally metal gear survive

And also a great name for a Metal Gear boss. I can see it now - Unfresh Bonobo, a gangly figure infamous for his poor hygeine and of personal biological weapons. He throws shit at you like he's fucking Plague Knight, and you kill him by using your gun.

@@firetarrasque4667 "gun" - no Flamethrower - yes

infected appendix

@@firetarrasque4667 Wait, are you the same tarrasque from the karaoke incident...?

I wanted to add a like to this but the counter is at 666 and I think that's funny So here take this one instead 👍

*"TELL ME PUNEY AMERICAN!"*

FASCINATING

"I have to gooo... *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"*

This, Senator Armstrong, and Jetstream Sam's voice lines are the best on the channel

I just want to hear more of Ocelot's questions tbh.

"You mean the pain?" *Backflips* "no"

Such a great fucking *backlfips* Comment

@@aquaisuseful682 it really *blafckpis* is

​@@pyrusuchus924i love *flapbicks* it

“N-“ “fAsCiNaTiNg”

BB: dude... its litarly 2AM... how did you even get to Zanzibar?

i wanted to comment that but realized, *IT'S NEVER AGED WELL*

As another comment noted: the Holodomor took place in 1932-1933.

This current war is like the 18th time Russia has fucked over Ukranians hard

More like aged poorly since the Russians are losing.

Volgin in-game was the "leader" of the soviet group that violently put down a Ukrainian revolt that happened against the soviets IRL

how are you still alive?

@@rodrigokuszek Nanomachines, son.

@@netherman2030 they harden in response to political trauma

@@omega7859 lmao

ok gusano

how would you even be able to remove heroin from your own body while high af,,,

I am a failure as a parent

The next few games are him simping and failing to learn his lesson so he clones himself hoping one will be gay and pass on his ideals.

@Molecule Mind To be fair, he had a good relationship, till she died and left him alone with a hole in his heart that no dog, horse or punchy robot could fill.

@@tanith117 Sadly his body double really did his job so well, he too lost his waifu (quiet) too.

@@ausar567 ahh poor Quiet, we will always be thirsty for you...

Volgin had high ping

Revolver shalashaska revolver ocelot liquid ocelot

~Gun Cat~

@@illusion9289 Firearm Feline