Anchorman: Top 10 Best Quotes

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These are my top 10 favorite Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy quotes. I'm sorry for some of the low-quality footage, but it's all I could find. Remember to WATCH, LIKE, AND COMMENT.
10. "I'm not prepared," pulls out jazz flute from sleeve
9. "Where'd you get those clothes? From the toilet store?"
8. "It's so damn hot! Milk was a bad choice!"
7. "Brick, where'd you get a hand grenade?" "I don't know."
6. "Studies show that it works 60% of the time, every time."
5. "I love lamp."
4. "I'm going to take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!"
3. "I believe diversity is an old, old, wooden ship from civil-ware era."
2. "Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You might want to find a relative close by or a safe house because you may be wanted for murder."
1. "I'm kinda a big deal."
Author: theguitarerguy

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@stephengray1794 11 жыл бұрын

"60 percent of the time it works every time." oh my god. that is certified 100 percent comedy gold

@dixielandcrew7 2 жыл бұрын

What is Diversity? "I believe Diversity was an old old wooden ship used in the Civil War Era"

@lightbeforethetunnel Жыл бұрын

There's actually nothing incoherent about that line. It just entails the other 40% of the time it wouldn't be certain to work

@reel_images 8 жыл бұрын

My favourite line. "I'm kind of a big deal... People know me... My apartment smells of rich mahogany." Awesome movie, thanks for the upload.

@nineteen8t4 3 жыл бұрын

“What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? I’m not even mad, that’s amazing.”

@TheBonkersCFC1 10 жыл бұрын

"I don't quite know how to put this but... I'm kind of a big deal"

@ksportz66 2 жыл бұрын

Superb.. I havnt got the cahones to do it but would love to go on a fancy dress in that bathrobe and Yfronts

@5MADAWESOME9 11 жыл бұрын

i legitimately love every line of this movie

@pegelatrin 10 жыл бұрын

kind of think Anchorman was just an excuse for these middle aged comedians to hang around with 1970's clothing and have a good time..

@theguitarerguy 10 жыл бұрын

And great excuse it was.

@scintillam_dei 3 жыл бұрын

"Middle aged" is a euphemism for "old." I'm sure you would also call them fifty years young.

@AV57 Жыл бұрын

Nah, that’s what Adam Sandler’s last 10 movies have been and Anchorman is many league above them.

@gardenlover9663 6 ай бұрын

Wait! This wasn't real?

@di8859 9 күн бұрын

They were in their mid-30's when this was made.

@erkobra7123 10 жыл бұрын

60% of the time it works everytime.............

@wickedshadesproductions5254 3 жыл бұрын

that makes no sense

@chs9999 3 жыл бұрын

Lamp I love lamp

@IndianMC-jf3cp 2 жыл бұрын

Like the covid vaccine.

@mcgregoralex3 10 жыл бұрын

I'm in a glass case of emotion!

@xrynmchyle7395 8 жыл бұрын

60% of the time it works, Everytime LOL

@mauriceglass2854 4 жыл бұрын

That doesn't make sense

@peterrealar2.067 2 жыл бұрын

The fact Paul Rudd went from THIS comedy gem to Scott Lang is just amazing.

@dixielandcrew7 2 жыл бұрын

"Ron I'd be surprised if the affiliates were concerned about the lack of an old old wooden ship" 🤣🤣🤣

@Glizzy_Shaman 11 жыл бұрын

It's hard to pick just 10 quotes, from a movie that's full of so many memorable lines.

@AFishOuttaWater 8 жыл бұрын

"And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go Fuck Yourself San Diego!" As someone who lives in San Diego, that line always kills me.

@debestisme 10 жыл бұрын

Very funny I think may be one that you have missed- right at the beginning where Ron says "Wow, I look, good. I look really good. Everybody come see how good I look!"

@k.i.n.gpeazy5824 3 жыл бұрын

“DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT” 😂😂🤣🤣

@craigdoesntlikecoffee2810 10 жыл бұрын

#7 - Brick works in mysterious ways.

@zone07 10 жыл бұрын

"60% of the time it works every time"

@wacodraco1558 4 жыл бұрын

Zone07 that doesn’t make sense

@timr5185 4 жыл бұрын

It's illegal in 9 countries

@TheHadoukenFighter 10 жыл бұрын

'Well that escalated quickly'

@aboody006 10 жыл бұрын

armst012 I stabbed a man in the heart

@ISAIDBOMBONAAIRPLANE 10 жыл бұрын

I saw that! Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?

@aboody006 10 жыл бұрын

ISAIDBOMBONAAIRPLANE Yea there were horses and a man on fire and I killed a guy with a trident.

@embracepaininc 10 жыл бұрын

***** You should probably lay low for a while.

@cassidysmith9803 10 жыл бұрын

Dang you missed this one: " you got to keep your head on a swivel, when you find yourself in a vicious cockfight"

@jovescove 10 жыл бұрын

you actually forgot one of the best quotes said by Brick to Veronica; "I would like to extend to you a invitation to the pants party"

@aidanbuckley9138 10 жыл бұрын

ima take your mother for a nice seafood dinner, and never call her again!

@lamarpray5324 8 ай бұрын

I love the beginning of the movie where he’s talking to himself in the mirror “I look good…I mean really good..HEY EVERYONE! COME AND SEE HOW GOOD I LOOK!” 😂

@Deatheater4444 9 жыл бұрын

"Every morning, I get here three hours early and SEXUALLY ASSAULT A STARFISH!"

@AndrewCoatesAndrew 9 жыл бұрын

@PlokNinja 11 жыл бұрын

Its so hard to make a 10-best to this movie, when every line is its own gem. My senior year in high school was unofficially dedicated to this movie.

@CameronMaltwood 9 жыл бұрын

All of the words spoken in Anchorman are the best quotes.

@PhatalOne 11 жыл бұрын

"The man punted Baster. He took him with his foot."

@joshpierpoint9063 10 жыл бұрын

"60% of the time.....it works....everytime. I cannot watch that scene without hysterically laughing.

@CassandraFarias1 10 жыл бұрын

I am in a glass case of emotion! Is a pretty good quote.

@theguitarerguy 10 жыл бұрын

Since I have a video with 1.5 million (almost) views that promote Anchorman, I think that it's only fair that I get an advance screening to see Anchorman 2. It's science.

@Fab5558 10 жыл бұрын

I actually just went to the premire today with my sister. Its so funny I almost peed.

@theguitarerguy 10 жыл бұрын

Fab5558 Niiiiiice. It's got some good reviews, I'm seeing it today with my fam and am pumped up.

@Ken9284 8 жыл бұрын

+theguitarerguy I LOVE LAMP!!!!!!!!!!!

@eka2894 8 жыл бұрын

#2 was kinda shitty. their kid had some good lines though and the bloopers are solid ha

@joshpierpoint9063 10 жыл бұрын

"I'm in a glass case of EMOTION!!!" should be on the list

@tonyanthonyfowler 7 жыл бұрын

thank you for the video

@happygrass5 2 жыл бұрын

This movie has enough quality content for a top 30 best quotes video.

@kevinhunt911 10 жыл бұрын

GREAT ODIN'S RAVEN

@stephonerivera 10 жыл бұрын

This was easy to favorite

@christiandelemos7534 11 жыл бұрын

I love this

@TorturedNacho 10 жыл бұрын

seems like its a cross between the best scenes, and the best quotes.

@FlakSherbert 10 жыл бұрын

What about "I immediately regret this decision."

@banjowarrior365 11 жыл бұрын

"I am good at three things: Fighting, screwing, and reading the news. I've already done one of those today, so what's the other one gonna be? Huh?" "...Screwing?"

@theguitarerguy 10 жыл бұрын

Merry Christmas to all Anchorman (and non-Anchorman) fans! Have a fun holiday, and good luck avoiding the family to stream Anchorman videos on KZfaq!

@ronburgundy9510 8 жыл бұрын

Hello! The truth related to consciousness has been explained: *google truth contest* and read "The Present". You will see what I mean when you read the first page.

@CS9_ 10 жыл бұрын

I LOVE LAMP

@JasonDuBrule 10 жыл бұрын

I HATE MOVIE

@robertlyons9851 10 жыл бұрын

I'm kind of a big deal

@OnClicked 11 жыл бұрын

"Ron, where are you?" "I'm in a glass case of emotion!" Where is that?!

@cameronmcarthur4044 11 жыл бұрын

I think the next video should probably juts be the entire film, but you definitely got most of the best ones here.

@alme9973 10 жыл бұрын

This should of included "I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly"

@2karenv 11 жыл бұрын

Thanks. I used your post in my blog post.

@luishern1309 9 жыл бұрын

It stings the nostrils...

@zacharylucas5101 8 жыл бұрын

+Luis Hern I'm going to be honest with you: that smells like pure gasoline.

@BeeyothGaming 3 жыл бұрын

@@zacharylucas5101 they've done studies you know. 60 percent of the time, it works every time

@k.i.n.gpeazy5824 3 жыл бұрын

“In a Good Way” 😂😂

@TREYARCHsucksDICK 11 жыл бұрын

F'n classic! I can't wait to quote Anchorman 2!!

@LeSensuel 11 жыл бұрын

My favorite line is when Danny Trejo does his big speech near the end about times changing and Ron answering, "I'm sorry I don't speak spannish". Or the whole talk with Baxter near the beginning or the movie.

@s.barnett-yamamoto7129 3 жыл бұрын

*Lol (...enjoying this vid in 2021.) Brought me right back to "the day." Thanks.

@Ibelikemj 10 жыл бұрын

The quality of the last video esculated quickly.

@theguitarerguy 10 жыл бұрын

Google Plus might actually be the worst thing to ever happen to KZfaq. I don't know if the screwed up commenting system is caused by Google Plus, but either way, KZfaq needs to get their s**t together and quit trying to make a quick buck. I can't even reply or even look at what people are replying to on my own video. I honestly think I'm going to use Yahoo as a search engine if only for the reaseon that this whole thing is pissing me off so bad.

@misskimx9 10 жыл бұрын

www.tunespeak.com/tl/O2By2CZy I am #5 in a contest!!! Please click on the video, and if you wanna be a real doll click "listen to kings of leon" and you can click on everything, videos,songs, pictures, etc!!!! Pictures are easy! They are under "look" Every picture you look at gets me 3 points! You can do this once or (even twice) a day!!!! Please help me win!!!

@tbeau96 10 жыл бұрын

Kim D. Is there a reason why I should? You didn't make it very clear why you are asking us this. Plus the last time I clicked on a link I got a screamer in my face. I don't know what to believe anymore. Thanks google plus! We all needed links. totally...

@jayzzab4780 10 жыл бұрын

hey did u know where google plus got the comment system, from the toilet store

@richardmacdougall7812 10 жыл бұрын

I wish everyone would switch to Vimeo.

@ulgk 10 жыл бұрын

Dude, I share the exact same feeling with you man. If Google keeps screwing things around as they please, then I would quite youtube forever and migrate to Yahoo or other popular video platforms.

@TrekkieReviews 10 жыл бұрын

I am sitting here wondering where the line "Como estan bitches! Spanish Language news is here. Tonight's top story: The sewers run red... with Burgundy's blood! Best line EVER!

@ashleylylecook4414 10 жыл бұрын

pure genius

@AModernTale 11 жыл бұрын

I was quoting along with each clip.

@matastunkevicius3557 10 жыл бұрын

Well, that escalated quicly

@Scarface7629 11 жыл бұрын

Great Odins Raven!

@ExtremeEpicChaos 6 жыл бұрын

"Im gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline."

@katepansini6392 11 жыл бұрын

Brick shouting LOUD NOISES!! is my text message tone!

@24tonystepnick 10 жыл бұрын

nice video.

@lucariotheawesome 11 жыл бұрын

My favs- "Where did you get your clothes, at the toilet store?" and " I'm gonna smash your face into a car windshield..." This is the best comedy ever!

@robysword12 Жыл бұрын

This feels like a time capsule

@camnelson3771 11 жыл бұрын

I love the anchorman

@theguitarerguy 10 жыл бұрын

Awww thanks

@elBorrachoGuapo 10 жыл бұрын

BEARS! Ya hear that Ed? Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy!

@theguitarerguy 10 жыл бұрын

Woo! Get pumped!

@thecohen9 11 жыл бұрын

Afternoon Delight!

@dbroncos59 11 жыл бұрын

"I'm expressing my inner anguish through the majesty of song!"

@RANDOM-KNIGHT145 10 жыл бұрын

You forgot smelly pirate hook

@KevWebsz 11 жыл бұрын

I'm in a glass case of emotions!

@RAGEINGChiken 10 жыл бұрын

Hand grenade and the yelling were top two imo

@theguitarerguy 11 жыл бұрын

Thanks Chirby

@artvandelay1967 11 жыл бұрын

Super Duper!!

@marlito166 4 жыл бұрын

Remember everyone, Dorothy Mantooth is a Saint!!!

@jkatz9791 11 жыл бұрын

Great odins raven, and by the beard of zeus are quite good too

@mavchampps 11 жыл бұрын

It jumped a notch.

@SpiffDico 11 жыл бұрын

"Brick, where'd you get a hand grenade?" "I don't know."

@TorresUMADBRO 10 жыл бұрын

I'm in a glass case of emotion

@coolboylikethat 10 жыл бұрын

So does NigaHiga, he loves lamps as well

@johnbrett3508 7 жыл бұрын

Where did you get a hand grenade? "I don't know"

@sarhanibrahim6852 2 жыл бұрын

This is hilarious.

@cloopz 11 жыл бұрын

I can't believe "Scotch scotch scotch, i love scotch" didn't make it on there!

@mouchie1100 11 жыл бұрын

i love lamp

@Mizzviolator72 11 жыл бұрын

Aaaaaaa-afternoon delight!!

@bioshockguru 11 жыл бұрын

I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION!

@vanessadonbavand4000 11 ай бұрын

When someone puts a question mark on the teleprompter..'I'm Ron Burgundy?' 😂😂😂

@Dalton216 7 жыл бұрын

so you know it's good

@MichaelTaylor-qp2xf Жыл бұрын

The lack of "Whore Island" and "Pirate hooker" doesn't sell me on these being "the best" Anchorman lines.

@nlo1027 11 жыл бұрын

I'm in glass box of emotion

@TheHawk-dy4cl 9 жыл бұрын

BEST MOVIE EVER

@asmundurr 11 жыл бұрын

Boy, that escalated quickly

@Swickful 10 жыл бұрын

wow the quality of the last quote, 'boy, that escalated quickly'

@MrDani11991 11 жыл бұрын

Yeahh, it jumped up a notch.

@iggysgiggys 10 жыл бұрын

what about "why don't you go back to your home on hoar island"

@tim26joyner 11 жыл бұрын

where did you get those clothes...at the toilet store...? definitely using that one

@ministermundain 11 жыл бұрын

i love lamp!

@TheProject1177 10 жыл бұрын

"brick were did you get a hand grenade" "i don't know" xD

@LanceCampeau 5 жыл бұрын

My apartment reeks of cheap Ikea pine.

@markkrobinsonn6233 10 жыл бұрын

lol love this shit sooo much especially when high

@destinyhernandez2352 11 жыл бұрын

There were horses, a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident. Best movie quote EVER!

@JM1675 11 жыл бұрын

I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION