"my father abused me and that is somehow my mothers fault"

The way he's so quick to excuse his father but is so unforgiving with his mother

Its like the story hes telling was deliberately laced with the subtext: 'I was a hurt and terrified little boy, and in many ways, I still am.'

My mother was mean and hard because she cared about my haircut a little and argued with my distant father. But luckily my father was not mean and hard because he would start shouting matches and say that I was being turned into a bitch and force me into situations that made me cry. He was a true hero, nothing like my mean mommy.

slam that mf like button if you hate your awful mommy

We just gonna ignore the fact that bro was just FULLY trauma dumping on Twitter about his stressful home life as a child? This is such a good example of WHY it's so important to watch what you say and what you do in front of your kids. Cuz alot of us will fully internalize that shit for the rest of our lives.

this story from Andrew Tate's past feels like a grimdark Horrid Henry story

We're supposed to listen to this anecdote and side with... Tate's father?

My pet rat walked on my phone and clicked on this video

It's clear from this video that this FEMALE would never shave her head. 😤

The funniest thing is that as a grown man he's overpaying for someone else to shave his head. Not very alpha.

That accent is on Joey Wheeler levels. “My dad was a 0-100 guy.” “I feared my dad as God himself.” Jeez. I feel bad for young Andrew. The one time you get your dad, he explodes at your mom and puts her down?

as an American male, that's certainly exactly how I sound

Please record all future videos with your Brooklyn Accent. You don't have to though.

I have now heard two Columbo impressions on youtube and this is by far the best one

thats so sad, the way he is trying to justify his dad actions I used to do that same thing before I just accepted he just didn't had much idea of what he was doing

the final tweet image looks like he's balding LMAO DFKJGHDFKJ i also love the image of tate going into a barber shop and demanding they shave his head and being charged like 300$ for it

2:00 Tate's dad sounds like Tony Soprano on helium. Got it.

Some men really would do anything but go to therapy, uh? Even when the alternative is so much worse like here. Really, it would have saved so much trouble for him and for us.

sorry but im really distracted by how good your hair looks 😍

3:58 sweet summer child i have to inform you that we have an entire generation of chess players coming into their own, the public schools are fighting the chess epidemic tooth and nail, when chess is normal no one will be

That accent! I'm dying. Absolutely spot on American accent. Chef's kiss. Never change.

Top tier video. Next time you use a Brooklyn accent, you have to say "ayyyyy - I'm walkin' here" at least once. It's legally required.

I will steal that microphone.

Top quality Brooklyn accent 😎

incredible intro to an incredible video

So Andrew became like his Abusive Father was.

Yeah, that “father” (for lack of a better term) was an absentee father who was not a good parent, abused and disrespected his wife in front of their kids, undermined her authority, turned their kids against their mother and weaponized them to piss her off, oh, and criticised her efforts of THE ONLY PARENT WHO STEPPED UP AND DID THE PARENTING. And then his little feelings got butthurt and he left the country abandoning his wife and kids because his fragile ego couldn’t get its way over common sense.

i’m fascinated by how much this thread reads like a backstory sequence that would be in a movie to explain why the main character grew up to be a horrible person with a deeply flawed worldview. like, he really put it all out there with zero sense of self awareness.

It's so wild how he describes his dad and like a borderline a way that pizza is borderline abusive he sees his mum as the abusive one why has he never gone to fair it'd be a Dana's life is crazy

I very much enjoyed your Columbi impersonation

Imagine a timeline where Chessington World of Adventures is a chess themed amusement park (SHUDDERS)

andrews dad kinda sounds like rizzo the rat doing a joe pesci impression

I think you can't spout terrible dribble in a serious tone to the internet without believing it somewhat. He might be more of a grifter than a misogynist, but all of that hate might come from a real place. I also don't feel good about the Muslim part. Makes me less proud of my faith that he's following it weather its for branding or not.

he's immensely cringe

The gimmie more cover really sounds like they're saying Gibby more

No chess! You have to protect your peice

my buddy plays chess and my bestie was just telling me he made her pack their whole apartment by herself because he wanted to play chess... I started choking laughing... you are so right. It was a 'oh he's a bit more than misguided' laugh. Hopefully one day my buddy returns to sanity. I've lost most of the hope, but he used to be genuinely nice if a bit clueless. 🤧😭

If I had posted a tweet thread so cringe, I would have deleted it three minutes later

ur accents are great

LOL i love that new york accent!

From that voice it sounds like Andrew Tate’s dad is Joe Pesci 😂

bangin vid thank u mothcub

Wait he tweets from jail?

you are hilarious!!

Would you, Columbo, shave your head?

He listens to Mariah Carey?!

u're kind of a mommy urself lilly

Can't believe I watched 2 minutes of this.😢

it's weird but fine that you decided to fully adopt andrew's weird freak half american half british accent for this video but please never again

You gotta link these on tunglr more, those gay bitches (me) would love your videos.

shave eyebrows off again pls

Andrew my mom buzzed my hair with a flo-bee is she a barber manv I am now confused about my mother GREAT