Metal Gear Survive Angry Review
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6 жыл бұрынAngryJoe & OtherJoe search the desert of Konami for anything related to Metal Gear in MGSurvive! Can Joe SURVIVE another Zombie Game?!
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@attilavrana4590 4 жыл бұрын
The metal gear series used to be solid, now it’s just trying to survive.
@dragonbornexpress5650 4 жыл бұрын
How fitting....
@raiyaadkhaled1940 4 жыл бұрын
Where have I heard that before?
@dragongodtaios1897 4 жыл бұрын
Attila Vrana as palpatine would say: ironic, he could save others from death, but not himself.
@darknessbr3209 4 жыл бұрын
this remember me the time that time when the power scale of this universe was sudently rising
@jacobsalcido5891 4 жыл бұрын
Lol obviously they’re inspired title
@user-fu4lx5fo9s 5 жыл бұрын
11:20 , in case you came back for the kuban dance :)
@marshyello4237 5 жыл бұрын
Rofl thank you !!!
@largesatsuma 5 жыл бұрын
I did come back for that, ha ha
@nic5264 5 жыл бұрын
As a Cuban...this is accurate lol
@sh0ryualfa393 5 жыл бұрын
Fucking rofl thanks 😂
@ericksheldon3870 5 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@miyuruify Жыл бұрын
Joe dressed as kazuma kiryu and doing the Cuban energy is one of best things ever happened in this channel
@bxile730 Жыл бұрын
It was hilarious 😂😂 i think he was dressed as Tony Montana from Scarface tho, and tony montana is cuban as well
@Awwscrewit Жыл бұрын
It was so out of the blue I almost did a spit take.
@SquilliamNigwardicus Жыл бұрын
Tony Montana*
@nullcoreproject Жыл бұрын
@@bxile730 Nah it's the outfit he bought/used for his Yakuza 0 review, but yes probably not the intention ofc.
@peterk.2108 9 ай бұрын
BREAKING ZA WOORRRRLD
@supergirlvideoclips894 4 жыл бұрын
Angry Joe's Cuban dance is the best thing ever to do anything with metal gear survive.
@ECG3485 2 жыл бұрын
It's the best part of this video🕺🕺🕺🤣
@Koldybay Жыл бұрын
"bring me yayo" lmao
@parkerhix1057 5 жыл бұрын
Angry Joe: 2 guys, cheesy editing, cringeworthy and hilarious acting, and a good ol truthful review. One of the best on YT.
@theul6775 5 жыл бұрын
His reviewing ability really shines when he is angry and heavily critiques games
@phantomslay5612 5 жыл бұрын
@@theul6775 And yet, he's actually a pretty smart and well spoken guy when he wants to be.
@slaymyface1357 4 жыл бұрын
Boi he deserves an oscar award for every skit hes in
@sallgoodman2323 4 жыл бұрын
A cardboard booooooooox!!!!!
@James-gj8rn 4 жыл бұрын
all the elements that make it a classic angry review :)
@Furanao 6 жыл бұрын
in fact, that cardboard box was actually a loot crate.
@Khenfu_Cake 6 жыл бұрын
Fura Nao Then Joe was right: it IS the actual bad guy!
@MyouKyuubi 6 жыл бұрын
nono, you don't understand... That was snake. xD
@Khenfu_Cake 6 жыл бұрын
Madao Poor Snake; he tried to sneak his way out of this game. But unfortunately the box he used wasn't actually a cardboard box, but a lootbox. Now he can only be free if someone purchases the box he is in for $20.
@rahkiel1774 6 жыл бұрын
Are actually the same as chest in Diablo 3 -> Loot box too ?
@nilrc4254 6 жыл бұрын
Nekhet LMAO. I would love to see konami try to bait us into buying snake like that. That happens in mobile games. 😂
@luvstagrind 4 жыл бұрын
For those wondering why the music cuts out. Well my guess is joe doesn't want to get hit with ANOTHER copyright strike
@TheAlex4905 4 жыл бұрын
The music used to be there
@IR-Fan 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheAlex4905 too bad KZfaq said "nope, no more song for you Joe."
@TheAlex4905 4 жыл бұрын
@@IR-Fan Ya
@ashaman7653 3 жыл бұрын
Intro ruined :( was amazing too. It's fair use you assholes.
@theslasherof78 3 жыл бұрын
@@ashaman7653 Not to mention, John Carpenter probably doesn't give two shits about people using his iconic Halloween theme.
@knightslayer6161 4 жыл бұрын
It breaks my heart everytime a content creator has to come back and change the music and sound for an entire vid, clip, bit, sketch etc. KZfaq and their stupid copyright system that just take the magic out of editing, creativity KZfaq as a whole.
@kingtoon22 4 жыл бұрын
It’s not KZfaq’s fault, they have to abide by copyright law, if you want to blame someone, blame the government and intellectual property laws.
@MrODST57 4 жыл бұрын
@@kingtoon22 or you could blame the company who called a strike like the greedy fucks they are
@jamiengo2343 3 жыл бұрын
alex scott how should copyright laws be implemented in the future?
@Sonichero151 3 жыл бұрын
@@jamiengo2343 well the government needs to catch up with how far technology had changed how copyright works...... We still have laws that were established in the fucking 1800s.
@graphkid 3 жыл бұрын
Look I agree there should be a simple rule as long as the creator announces in credits or early in video they “don’t own the song or music playing” they should be good but KZfaq won’t think that way
@kalo47powercore 6 жыл бұрын
Snakes like, “Oh hell no! I’m going back to Smash Bros. They’ll at least treat me better there.”
@METALGEARMATRIX 6 жыл бұрын
Kalo47 Wrong Snake Not even a snake, technically
@kalo47powercore 6 жыл бұрын
WarMachineBrony I know but still.
@jacobbarnes70 5 жыл бұрын
That was naked snake, i zoomed in and there were no scars on horns on his head.
@Gustavo-pc6wc 5 жыл бұрын
@Web Head Naked Snake and Big Boss are both spy names to the same person
@timafterdark3759 5 жыл бұрын
C0B Productions That’s Poison Snake, you’ll know how and why when you get a completionist ending. It’s not half bad and better explanation why Big Boss appears in Metal Gear 1-2 when he should’ve been dead. The normal ending isn’t that good
@xzenox7156 6 жыл бұрын
When the Angry Review is 100x more entertaining than the game...
@palpablehen65 6 жыл бұрын
Xzenox7 I was hyped for this bcuz of the review
@peterdanklage6286 4 жыл бұрын
The dirty water part killed me 😂🤣😂🤣 “What are you stupid? That’s not a pot. It’s a pan!” 🤣🤣🤣
@blandantey 2 жыл бұрын
Hahah, too funny!
@lucasmackey2808 Жыл бұрын
15:28 Don’t forget Other Trump
@Dead_Weight21 4 жыл бұрын
In the intro sequence, it was so dead quiet that I thought that my speakers were broken, or that it was very quiet. So I maxed out my volume. Big mistake there
@keepcoolgames5896 4 жыл бұрын
Truth
@lunarecklipse 4 жыл бұрын
I think the audio may have been copyright struck.
@paulshawn3345 4 жыл бұрын
The audio at the beginning was originally the Halloween theme.
@gkdunch 4 жыл бұрын
copyright go brr brr
@Saltyaf38 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@ItsMeYourDad69 5 жыл бұрын
Paying for save slots? Surprised EA didnt do this first...
@LeonidSaykin 5 жыл бұрын
yeah thats kind of the new low
@walkingstickman1 5 жыл бұрын
They probably thought "nahh too obvious.. we'll save it for plan B"
@kalo47powercore 5 жыл бұрын
ashley kay let’s not give them ideas.
@misteronsepatro7018 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah Konami managed to be more Greedy than EA
@somerandomguy8491 5 жыл бұрын
carl J okay what "amazing" games are there
@sage-ry9dp 6 жыл бұрын
2014: "He's a man, not a god" 2015: "Godzilla is approaching the generator" 2016: "Sample obtained" 2017: "Put your joycon down on its side" 2018: "Pay attention to your stamina"
@razorback9999able 6 жыл бұрын
2014: He's a man not a god
@sage-ry9dp 6 жыл бұрын
razorback9999able oh yeah, i forgot that! thanks!
@kaijucifer3544 6 жыл бұрын
Godzilla fans actually liked the game. Casuals didn't.
@CelticAkumathefirst 6 жыл бұрын
razorback9999able which game was that?
@andrewsmith9179 6 жыл бұрын
Ily so much lol 😂😂😂
@aydinmakesthings 4 жыл бұрын
"How do make a good game engine bad!?" *Laughs in Hunt Down the Freeman*
@thedukeofdeathpt6262 2 жыл бұрын
Any Crysis Game that is not the first one of the series
@ieuanhunt552 4 жыл бұрын
11:20 I think I speak for everyone when I say we all want more dancing Cuban Joe.
@GeneralLegoshi 6 жыл бұрын
*Metal Gear Fans:* Why won't you die!? *Konami:* PACHINKO MACHINES SON. They harden in response to financial trauma.
@fgr7002 6 жыл бұрын
-LIIQQQUIIIIDDDDD- PACCCCHINKKKKOOSSSSS
@MultiGG2 6 жыл бұрын
XD
@balfanghellfire 6 жыл бұрын
All Konami has for money makers are Pachinko machines and Yu-Gi-Oh!
@PandaPandaFullify 6 жыл бұрын
goddamnit I love this comment way too much lol
@DjTittySprinklez 6 жыл бұрын
Damn I fucking love this comment. I laughed so hard 😁😁
@turgunculis 6 жыл бұрын
The cardboard box was the weapon to surpass metal gear.
@turgunculis 6 жыл бұрын
:O
@TengokuEXE 6 жыл бұрын
Cardboard box?
@delsin1126 6 жыл бұрын
Autismo it’s what sold Phantom Pain
@dlericx1876 6 жыл бұрын
Nintendo LABO ??? 🤔🤔🤔
@Warmaka 6 жыл бұрын
Autismo Metal Box!?
@eloyevd 3 жыл бұрын
2020 and this is still one of his funniest review😭 “Hey joe you wanna play a zombie game” “Kuban energy”🤣
@SauceManePlays 4 жыл бұрын
0:37 It makes me so frustrated having to listen to that silence. I'm so sorry Joes
@TheAlex4905 4 жыл бұрын
I fuckin hate copyright
@rockyoliver3933 4 жыл бұрын
Damn! So that's what happened. Worst part is I've found up to 10 videos that had music removed out of it. Make's me rage every time.
@moxxiiscarlett7141 3 жыл бұрын
and the duck dynasty review got taken down. RIP KZfaq man.
@CRAZYMUGMAN 3 жыл бұрын
you can thank the mentally retarded people that invented copyright
@Gamessy 3 жыл бұрын
@@moxxiiscarlett7141 there was a duck dynasty review? I didnt know that
@mustdie27 6 жыл бұрын
Awful games creates the funniest angry reviews.
@crazyguy12u 6 жыл бұрын
"Pay attention to your stamina" = "Godzilla is approaching the generator"
@Andrew67911 4 жыл бұрын
Angry Joe: This game is so bad I'd rather play on a PACHINKO MACHINE! Konami: We hear you Joe. Starting now we shall begin turning our beloved properties into pachinko machines. Angry Joe: That's not what I meant!!!
@thomasedwardharrison2879 3 жыл бұрын
F Konami
@Alaskanraider2734 2 жыл бұрын
Konami what the hell did you do to Silent Hill
@Kernnichiwa 2 жыл бұрын
We have tons of Konami slot machines at the casino I work at lol unfortunately they don't need our gamer money anymore
@mollyanderson657 2 жыл бұрын
Well Fuck you too Konami
@The_Conflicted_Boulder 4 жыл бұрын
Joe looks pretty damn good in that suit. The best part of this game is the fact that Joe wore the suit for the review.
@cronquist09 6 жыл бұрын
Lol, I love how Joe is in bed with his jacket like a cartoon character always in costume.
@Lucifronz 6 жыл бұрын
Or like any video game character, really. JRPG heroes go to sleep in the outfit they started with. Star Ocean: Till the End of Time's Fayt Leingod, for example, stays in that outfit for the entire game. THE ENTIRE GAME. The man spent what must have been months in the same clothes he had doodled on in the beginning of the game. He just straps on some new gear over it and never changes.
@xenonsha3324 6 жыл бұрын
that was a great game though. Roger was my main just because. lol.
@TheStapleGunKid 6 жыл бұрын
We're going to build a fence and make Konami pay for it.
@iseeallforme 6 жыл бұрын
"We as the Konami will not pay for any decent game" or "We're going to build save slots and make the gamers pay for it"
@chrisstixx2278 Жыл бұрын
AJ-“Can’t the zombies go over or around the fence” OJ what was that? Get him out of here” This part always freakin gets me, I freakin love both of them
@nickolasfi 2 жыл бұрын
Angry Joe is the perfect example of what every KZfaqr should be: -Reliable -Funny -Low budget but creative
@CrispyHulk1 Жыл бұрын
Reliable? Nah. Joe delivers on 1 of 5 promised reviews and constantly makes up BS excuses. He was reliable back in 2015.
@-Markus- 11 ай бұрын
@@CrispyHulk1 Doesnt matter, every time he puts something up its great!
@AirwarpGaming 6 жыл бұрын
The year is 2070 Joe is in a retirement home and is on the brink of death when all of a sudden ‘You wanna play a zombie game?’
@theterribleanimator1793 6 жыл бұрын
And then he flat line's.
@Strange_Loner 6 жыл бұрын
The Terrible Animator and becomes a zombie
@vagamer522 6 жыл бұрын
he probably have a heart attack if he heard that again
@comixproviderftw_02 6 жыл бұрын
2013 - Fly off to the right and explode! 2014 - HE'S A MAN! NOT A GOD! COME ON COMRADES! HE'S A MAN! NOT A GOD! 2015 - GODZILLA APPROACHING THE GENERATOR! THE GENERATOR IS LOOSING POWER! 2016 - COLLECT THE INFECTED DNA! or SAMPLE OBTAINED! 2017 - Set your Joycon down on its side. 2018 - Pay attention to your stamina.
@miravets3229 6 жыл бұрын
A
@thorshammer7883 6 жыл бұрын
ComiXProvider FTW_02 Your Mind has been Jacked.
@straydog91 6 жыл бұрын
2013 - Fly off to the right and explode!
@BachBreaker8 6 жыл бұрын
2011 - "I don't know what is happen! Smoke, guns, the whole world is explode, so we just running, running very fast..."
@jonrojero6478 6 жыл бұрын
ComiXProvider FTW_02 2014 is still my favorite
@haroeneissa790 3 жыл бұрын
The metal gear series lived for almost 18 years under the lead of Kojima, but the series died like a week after he left. That is really Saying something.
@Alexander-nr5tt 3 жыл бұрын
The first Metal Gear released in 1987.
@NoName-st2jl 3 жыл бұрын
@@Alexander-nr5tt that makes it worst lmao.
@thanatos425 2 жыл бұрын
Kojima had one good story and it was MGS1 and after that it was just awful. Thry should have fired him while he was making MGS3
@R3in_Ch Жыл бұрын
@@thanatos425 all of the game under him sell really well lmao
@clownworld4655 Жыл бұрын
@@thanatos425 someone’s mad
@sarahvilardi3071 4 жыл бұрын
That breakdown into laughter at 11:03... Is actually what I live for
@redlord5892 6 жыл бұрын
They didn't run out of money, they ran out of Kojima.
@strifera 6 жыл бұрын
They didn't run out of Kojima. They ran Kojima out.
@nobodys_winds6580 6 жыл бұрын
They didn't run Kojima out, they out-ran Kojima
@imveryangryitsnotbutter 6 жыл бұрын
They didn't run Kojima out, they unrk mioja otu.
@loveisthewae3745 6 жыл бұрын
they didnt run out kojima, it just sucks
@chazyboy1823 6 жыл бұрын
There's an Armored Core NEXT joke in all of this.... I can feel it in my veins.
@HandmadeGoose97 6 жыл бұрын
Did I just see a loot box take out the main character?
@cherryblossomsofragnarok2133 6 жыл бұрын
Daniel Staples Damn I think we need legislation on that shit now more than ever.
@The-Big-Boss 4 жыл бұрын
the salt in the wound is the remastered cutscenes of mgs3 KONAMI COULD LITERALLY PRINT MONEY BY REMAKING IT IN THE FOX ENGINE
@adad87821 3 жыл бұрын
to bad theyd rather make PACHINKO machibes
@jethropalillo1746 2 жыл бұрын
That's A Stupid Thing And You Know it HAHAHAHA😂😂😅😅
@anoobisshenanigans4800 4 жыл бұрын
I thought my Bluetooth headset wasn’t on so when joe finally spoke I went deaf for a fat minute
@jackmeriustacktheritrix 6 жыл бұрын
EA: We've milked every cent out of microtransactions and shown gamers we don't give a shit about them or general morality. KONAMI: Hold my beer
@dinonatorful 5 жыл бұрын
its optional af, not needed at all
@teamatfort444 5 жыл бұрын
rail gun we shouldn’t think like that. That’s how micro transactions get worse. You know that saying with turning up temperature on a frog and it will never know
@user-dr1bj1bq2e 5 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😄😂😆
@martinlehmann4525 5 жыл бұрын
Blizzard: Hold MY beer!
@emmanuelflores4854 5 жыл бұрын
Nice
@paulocao572 5 жыл бұрын
I'm Cuban and Holy Shit man I cracked my self with the Cuban Energy part...
@mightytaco123 5 жыл бұрын
Paulo Cao hey everyone I’m also Cuban. Notice me too.
@garibaldibritann1240 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Cuban but with "k". You can guest the Mortal Kombat gigs here!
@GoklasM 4 жыл бұрын
@@garibaldibritann1240, actually, it's in Russia. Kuban region.
@garibaldibritann1240 4 жыл бұрын
@@GoklasM oh, thanks!
@chrisxvalle9294 4 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂
@qqq386 4 жыл бұрын
RIP Castlevania, Contra, Silent Hill and Metal Gear series...
@adad87821 3 жыл бұрын
lets hope a good dev aquires the ips along with the fear franchise
@JohnGoetzGaming 2 жыл бұрын
Come on Sony buy some IP!
@box-7188 4 жыл бұрын
I’m really sorry joe it was an accident
@darthcinema4262 2 жыл бұрын
It's not your fault. It's Konami's fault for forcing you to do it.
@Evasius 6 жыл бұрын
This game exists solely for Joe's Cuban Energy dance.
@majb4737 6 жыл бұрын
Metal gear: Why are we still here? Konami: *Just to suffer*
@mihirlavande 3 жыл бұрын
Turns out the real phantom pain was the pain of knowing this is what killed the Metal Gear franchise.
@vladimirlestrad3120 2 жыл бұрын
Amen to that.
@rileymachelle4088 2 жыл бұрын
But maybe the real Metal Gear, was the friends made along the way 🥲
@Slavic_Snake 2 жыл бұрын
@@rileymachelle4088 wasn't that said for destiny 2?
@Dannwond 3 жыл бұрын
"You are above even The Box... I hereby award you the title of Big Box".
@Megelos 6 жыл бұрын
you know the game is going to be bad when you see the ''umbrella corps review'' in the recommended tab...
@cryingwithrage 6 жыл бұрын
Miguel Medeiros at least umbrella corps has zombies since it's resident evil. What does zombies have to so with metal gear solid, or shit konami never even used zombies.
@Midwestern85 6 жыл бұрын
Miguel Medeiros mine was risen 2 lol
@melkyman11 6 жыл бұрын
Miguel Medeiros well I don’t have it....oh yup you’re right lol
@Megelos 6 жыл бұрын
I feel Bad for Kojima, i like the idea of him alone now, the only problem is that he cant make games about Metal gear and silent Hill, i was overhyped for silent hills
@turbotrup96 6 жыл бұрын
Miguel Medeiros So it wasn't just my case, huh.
@wratched 6 жыл бұрын
Question: Why would the company that owns the rights to both Castlevania and Silent Hill choose Metal Gear as the property to make a zombie survival game out of?
@silent_jav 6 жыл бұрын
wratched I don’t know but it sure did turn out better than that ps vita silent hill game lmfao!
@thefatman69dude 6 жыл бұрын
Because they needed Cuban energy.
@Twinleaf_2623 6 жыл бұрын
Because Top Gun.
@oaedeoi 6 жыл бұрын
They want to destroy Kojimas legacy
@deviljho374 6 жыл бұрын
wratched maybe it was one of those things were it sounded better in their head 😂
@loclactien 4 жыл бұрын
I really have to give credits to OJ's acting.. well done
@RockinNRollinRussian 2 жыл бұрын
Can we all just appreciate his Cuban energy joke?🤣
@ZolidSnakeSS4 6 жыл бұрын
they cancelled silent hills to make this crap. smh
@ironkevman1513 6 жыл бұрын
ZolidSnake gotta have those microtransactions though. Please tell me Kojima was not involved in this and facepalmed the game.
@arieldawn3452 6 жыл бұрын
Ironkevman 151 he left already after they wouldn't give him credit at that big award ceremony awhile back. I mean, that is really low...
@WH250398 6 жыл бұрын
globalicon2012 Which one?
@buddhamack1491 6 жыл бұрын
To be fair Kojima has taken silent hills and turned it into Death stranding, which looks very interesting
@roadside360 6 жыл бұрын
At least Kojima went and made his own company starting with Death Stranding
@louiscorbett3278 5 жыл бұрын
I remember making a game on gamemaker, and I was really proud about making the enemies go round walls to get to the player... I was 14 years old.
@oldmanjinkinsskyrim737 5 жыл бұрын
Konami: So what special attributes do you have to contribute to our company? You: Well once, when i was 14, i made my own game. Konami: °_° You: And the AI could go around walls Konami: You're hired...
@nicholasleclerc1583 4 жыл бұрын
Louis Corbett Fuck it, I’m done : Is the game available online ? Can you upload gameplay on your channel ? And what is it ?
@devinhenderson5765 4 жыл бұрын
It's really sad as I watch all these old Angry Reviews that he had to cut out some of the music to appease KZfaq and the people that file copyright claims where it just sounds like a silent movie.
@mikekin8305 Жыл бұрын
the muted music scared me with joe screaming suddenly jesus lol
@OptimisticSociopath 6 жыл бұрын
Metal Gear Survive in nutshell: *Pay attention to your stamina!* *Pay attention to your stamina!* *Pay attention to your stamina!* *Pay attention to your stamina!* *Pay attention to your stamina!* *Pay attention to your stamina!* *Pay attention to your stamina!* *SET YOUR JOYCON DOWN ON IT'S SIDE!* *THE GODZILLA IS APPROACHING THE GENERATOR!* *HE IS A MAN, NO A GOD!* *COLLECT THE INFECTED DNA SAMPLES!* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH!! *Never ending Downward Spiral*
@kaaz1010 6 жыл бұрын
THE GENERATOR IS LOSING POWER
@steveejohnson7932 6 жыл бұрын
Huh I forgot about that Umbrella corps game.
@Halfpipesaur 6 жыл бұрын
He's a man not a god, come on comrades!
@grahamthomas1340 6 жыл бұрын
Eagle
@mqfii8992 6 жыл бұрын
SAMPLE OBTAINED
@Santiago-zc3of 6 жыл бұрын
Fuck this game. We need a Ride to hell remaster.
@alvonellos23345 6 жыл бұрын
Santiago hell no
@studloverboy 6 жыл бұрын
Santiago hell yeah bro
@polverine7491 6 жыл бұрын
Santiago Sonic Boom HD remaster
@MrChaotic4 6 жыл бұрын
Polverine74 Sonic 2006 at least had an excuse for the moments considered to be awful as the game was rushed per fan demand.
@rashleaf2874 6 жыл бұрын
you do know that death would be better right?
@dain6492 2 жыл бұрын
When the music gets copyright claimed years after and now there's a giant muted section of the video
@jeongminkim4409 4 жыл бұрын
23:03 “and the next zombie game I review better not be this bad.” You were right. RE2 arrived to help you
@ianalicando3548 4 жыл бұрын
And then RE3 comes out like a train wreck
@jeongminkim4409 4 жыл бұрын
@@ianalicando3548 But not as disappointing as the Last of Us 2
@n124ajdx 3 жыл бұрын
The last of trash 2 will always be the worst zombie game of all time.
@BrendanJSmith 3 жыл бұрын
SVISSMAIL dotnet no it fucking isn’t.
@firstlast6437 3 жыл бұрын
@@n124ajdx the actual gameplay against zombies in lou2 is amazing, and I have felt like going back and replaying for that alone. But then I remember about the plot and terrible characters making terrible decisions so I never do.
@DGneoseeker1 6 жыл бұрын
Synopsis: After being knocked into another world by a cardboard box, a random guy nobody cares about stabs a few million totally not zombies through hundreds of fences while eating wild animals and vomiting up poop water before finally having an epic showdown with a multiple assed centipede made of NANOMACHINES SON while stabbing totally not zombies through fences.
@battlion507 6 жыл бұрын
DGneoseeker1 But where's the pseudo political intrigue? Where's the main character's will or reason for why he/she fights? Where's the silly moments that are sprinkled around? AND why is there a portal? The Metal Gear-verse hasn't made the tech to do interplanetary or interdimensional travel from this game to frickin Revengeance: Nanomechanical ninja Raiden!
@gohan4585 6 жыл бұрын
Cuban Energy was the only reason this game survived without kojima
@deadmeat3gaming 6 жыл бұрын
"survive" is putting it nicely, its limping along holding onto what little it has
@saylosrelyks8645 6 жыл бұрын
Bro this game is failing miserably, as it should.
@stradley_ 5 жыл бұрын
OH HO HO YOU READY FOR THE CUBAN ENERGY??
@ropete33 5 жыл бұрын
AJ makes a good Cuban too.
@NeutralGuyDoubleZero 5 жыл бұрын
AYE I GOT SOME ENERGY RIGHT HERE MANG!
@ThatDudeWithBoobs 3 жыл бұрын
Kojima: Creates a franchise with deep characters, well told story, difficult but engrossing battles and subtle humor. Konami: Hehehe zombies go brrrrraiiiinssss
@rileymachelle4088 2 жыл бұрын
That final ".....FUCK" at the end always gets me
@Razzrazz90 6 жыл бұрын
Can we all agree that more Cuban Joe can only be a good thing?
@chrisbertolino2116 6 жыл бұрын
Razzrazz90 Cuban Joe has to go back and review GTA Vice City just because 😂
@accelerator8558 6 жыл бұрын
Cuban Joe Rules!!
@boomheadshot7366 6 жыл бұрын
Shit yeah, Joe got the moves.
@setsers1 6 жыл бұрын
Razzrazz90 yes
@metallicnole4514 6 жыл бұрын
That shit had me LMAO
@mexicancactus2078 5 жыл бұрын
You have to admit it did live up to the "Survive" part, you're surviving the gameplay.
@daniellu1321 5 жыл бұрын
Zackary DeCorte lol
@CrazyCracka831 4 жыл бұрын
Can you Survive Konami's greed? Play MGS and find out!
@darthderp8066 3 жыл бұрын
10:38 😂
@davecrupel2817 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not. Cause I wasn't stupid enough to give Konami money for it. 😂👌
@XvlerLorenzo 3 жыл бұрын
I never knew Konami or Metal Gear excisted until I saw this review
@RawkL0bster 4 жыл бұрын
1:50 I just had a heart attack with the video continuing to play while I was browsing the comments.
@Vaternal 9 ай бұрын
The sound was now just removed from the video crazy that a lot of his reviews have some parts where his sound is removed
@jimmyrose7843 6 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's symbolism. Mgs died when kojima left, and now it's rotting corpse has come back from the grave to feed off of it's fans.
@dionl4292 6 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Rose Holy Shit, now that was a lol comment! 👍
@bryant7542 6 жыл бұрын
The kuban bs is konami's hive mind brain like the marker in Dead Space.
@midnightdragon67 6 жыл бұрын
Yaaa .. probably
@SolidusRay 6 жыл бұрын
I fully agree. Like, this is the embodiment of how I feel.
@crimsonsea3447 6 жыл бұрын
and Death Stranding is coming
@Heaven_Angel52 5 жыл бұрын
This review is much more enjoyable than the game.
@oldmanjinkinsskyrim737 5 жыл бұрын
And ironically its free
@IbadGrammarX 4 жыл бұрын
@@oldmanjinkinsskyrim737 i let ads play to suport angryjoe
@crazygamer4260 4 жыл бұрын
I disagree because all of his points are wrong, you can easily tell where to go in the fog if you use the compass and beacons shining in the distance
@ElMafioso21 4 жыл бұрын
@@crazygamer4260 U seriously defending this peace of garbage of a game ?
@A-G-F- 4 жыл бұрын
@@crazygamer4260 "all of his points are wrong" there is no way you said that lmao
@mikeymorales360 4 жыл бұрын
Brov that Cuban energy dance was so freaking funny I had to try that dance at the club and it worked on the ladies 😂
@mohammedrehan2662 4 жыл бұрын
konomi doesn't deserve to have the rights for metal gear solid and silent hills , it should belong to kojima productions
@ultima2399 3 жыл бұрын
Konami doesn't deserve ANY of its amazing IPs it has
@darthcinema4262 3 жыл бұрын
@R4M Razr Well maybe if they would make actual fucking games again, and stop interfering with the development. But they won't, so we have the right to be pissed at Konami
@jethropalillo1746 2 жыл бұрын
@@darthcinema4262 I honestly don't care about wanting some good games that much because disappointment can go in many ways than one and this is not just opinion I'm just being realistic
@JustinY. 6 жыл бұрын
"Hey Joe. Wanna play another zombie game?"
@KKKuma 6 жыл бұрын
LUL that was in Dying Light review, wasn't it?
@JustinY. 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah it was
@HakaMataFaka 6 жыл бұрын
Stoop it
@Sonicfalcon16 6 жыл бұрын
At this point I want to play as a zombie with a bunch of dialogue trees
@rogermoss5754 6 жыл бұрын
Justin Y. Hey Justin, wanna make more bots to like your comments?
@nahuelleandroarroyo 6 жыл бұрын
Cuban Joe, 10/10 salsa
@BrendanJSmith 3 жыл бұрын
Joe: “The AI is so brain dead!” I mean they *are* zombies...
@HonduranMegatron 3 жыл бұрын
“Hey Joe you wanna play a zombie game” And that there everyone, is the moment that Joe slowly went into madness
@jh9541 6 жыл бұрын
I’m not gonna lie, the game sounds a lot more fun if you imagine it as a border patrol simulator.
@palpablehen65 6 жыл бұрын
J H true
@tjhunter9787 6 жыл бұрын
Tower defense game? I like the sound of that.
@Shadow62x 6 жыл бұрын
Yep, which proves how sick and screwed up you are. :) Edit/Update: This was a response (and the rest of my responses) to a series of comments that are no longer on this thread.
@praveenvarma7375 6 жыл бұрын
feministpicnicfallsapartafter no1makesanysandwiches you are weird........
@Shadow62x 6 жыл бұрын
Yes, because you stating that you'd form an organization to mass murder people you don't like... simply means, "I'm a good person who just doesn't like your opinion." Also, of course I'd never admit to wanting to commit mass murder on people I don't like, as I don't entertain the ideas of terrorism and mass murder. Only psychopaths and sociopaths dream of creating an organization to murder people that they don't like.
@jmantime 6 жыл бұрын
Well can they atleast make a Metal Gear Porn / Hentai Game with Quiet and the other girls , the franchise is basically finished without kojima.
@MJR_heyfunny 6 жыл бұрын
jmantime sfm masters already beat Konami to that lol
@jackmoody3341 6 жыл бұрын
Brazzers has Metal Rear SOlid The phantom Peen... Shes a real SNake Eater LMAO
@osobori 6 жыл бұрын
I NEED THAT LINK...
@jackmoody3341 6 жыл бұрын
I think its on pornhub or something lol, gota see the preview its funny as fuck
@saadhero9107 6 жыл бұрын
thats pefect name lol
@justoneguy2487 4 жыл бұрын
15:28 I'm here after the impeachment.
@farawaybeatz 3 жыл бұрын
I’m here after the second.
@timothyskinner7846 5 ай бұрын
I’m here after his 91 indictments.
@alexandrumarin8981 3 жыл бұрын
16:25 "Get 'im- get him out of here! Get him the hell out of here!" Then it cuts to the audience beating the shit out of him, fucking ripping his jacket "Throw him out the court, d-don't give him jacket!"
@counterfett 6 жыл бұрын
I love the implication that Joe sleeps in his review jacket. Lol.
@rascoehunter3608 6 жыл бұрын
counterfett did you notice that he has a mirror as the backboard of his bed.
@xon3280 6 жыл бұрын
Metal gear didn't survive
@ronaldovaldez7841 6 жыл бұрын
Xon3 No!!! konami didn't survive
@slyoperator7723 4 жыл бұрын
4:33 Top 10 anime betrayals contender right there, ladies & gentlemen.
@RoarTheRapper 3 жыл бұрын
11:43 Bro, you look GOOD in that suit!
@AvengerAtIlipa 5 жыл бұрын
When you're hitting it from behind and she turns around and moans: *PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR STAMINA*
@CrazyCracka831 4 жыл бұрын
There you go, you both just got a like from me.
@noahgray543 4 жыл бұрын
My girlfriend read this comment and then did this. I started laughing so hard we ended up stopping.
@blazine1596 4 жыл бұрын
I DID *NOT* need to know that...
@askamikaze3936 4 жыл бұрын
@@noahgray543 id say shes cute because of that care
@jackietang3789 4 жыл бұрын
He's a man not a god
@JustinY. 6 жыл бұрын
"cuban energy"
@michaelkaufhold3126 6 жыл бұрын
Get the yay-yo!
@rickbooth3071 6 жыл бұрын
A GOZAAAAARRRRRRR QUE RICO!!!!
@Tomthemadone 6 жыл бұрын
Kuba-Luban power
@ThePokemongameshow 6 жыл бұрын
Cafe bustelo**
@tjhunter9787 6 жыл бұрын
Gotta keep it out along with those crystal zombies beyond the gate.
@jamesmorales9346 3 жыл бұрын
I just realized how KZfaq is getting more greedy that I remember this back in 2018 they put Jason's hunt theme song and now it's cut off from the very beginning and it's now 2021
@SpeedyEric1 3 жыл бұрын
Stupid KZfaq copyright muted the Halloween theme in the opening skit.
@skeliskull 6 жыл бұрын
I demand more Cuban Joe
@ohdogwow2 6 жыл бұрын
I demand more Other Trump... and more Cuban Joe
@mercerchristina 6 жыл бұрын
OWL cuban joe!!! :D
@arvinnassiri007 6 жыл бұрын
A weapon to surpass metal gear
@Albumbrella 6 жыл бұрын
Kuban*
@SpearDusk 6 жыл бұрын
Cuban Joe and Other Trump together lol
@WickedRibbon 6 жыл бұрын
This game is essentially the shambling corpse of Metal Gear. Kind of fitting, really.
@mkratos17 6 жыл бұрын
Ikr 😅
@3Guys1Video 6 жыл бұрын
:(
@DartiousEst 6 жыл бұрын
A zombie of a game.
@chakir348 6 жыл бұрын
It will not harm metal gear its a diffrent shity game with diffrent characters if they used the original charecters it cauld be even worst
@XellDincht 6 жыл бұрын
Metal Gear Didn't Survive
@brandonnetwork 3 жыл бұрын
That pan cut away gag is my favorite. And the Cuban energy is second place.
@Hepheat75 2 жыл бұрын
I should have known, the real enemy is the cardboard box!!!
@jwnj9716 6 жыл бұрын
If they made a sequel, it will probably be "Metal Gear Survive Again, I Dare You".
@bently200100 6 жыл бұрын
The Prepare to Survive edition.
@tysonsflag 6 жыл бұрын
The twist would be: Its like Metal Gear, but with zombies. Again.
@jwnj9716 6 жыл бұрын
Metal Duty....eh oh god. We could go on forever: Metal Kombat, God of Gear, Metal of Gearour, Metalfield, Metalmania, The Walking Gear, Breaking Metal, Game of Gears, No Man's Gear etc
@jwnj9716 6 жыл бұрын
Indeed.
@wayneteo7871 6 жыл бұрын
Jw Nj the name is too long lol
@inakimendiberri2226 6 жыл бұрын
This review is probably the most entertaining thing that will ever come out of MG survive
@sanitynotincluded4837 6 жыл бұрын
iñaki Mendiberri please, please play it. I cant bear to watch people be so blindly hating on a good game. Not great, but definately fun after the first 3 missions
@inakimendiberri2226 6 жыл бұрын
No way in hell. If you like it that's perfectly fine and dandy, but never in life will I support a game that tries to charge you for a save slot. Reviewers say it's shite, but even if it was classified as a masterpiece I would never let my money support such a low practice
@TheAlienGangster 4 жыл бұрын
Aw man. Content ID ruined the skit.
@Imrickjamez 2 жыл бұрын
I literally come back for the kuban energy part, joe has me dying 😂😂😂
@bkboggy 6 жыл бұрын
That wasn't just any cardboard box.... it was a... LOOT BOX!!!!!!!
@daiujin 6 жыл бұрын
at least this game has brought us a hilarious angry review 😂
@kevinsolorzano536 6 жыл бұрын
dai it was such a good review. Joe hasn’t made me laugh this much in a while.
@daiujin 6 жыл бұрын
Kevin Solorzano same dude
@kalpeshrawat418 6 жыл бұрын
dai And his bedroom debut
@MyViolador 6 жыл бұрын
the dirty water and trump bits killed me
@seeknprotect6179 6 жыл бұрын
dai not worth it
@chapacoka 4 жыл бұрын
Did they cut out the audio in the first minute of the review? (Not the miniatures part) I'm guessing it has to do with copyright?
@santiagoaragon9461 4 жыл бұрын
Konami got every element of the Metal Gear Saga so wrong in this game, that they even turned one of the most useful and trusthworthy allies of the franchise, in the unintentionally funny villain of the story. The cardboard box went from being your best friend, to punch your face into a fucking interdimensional wormhole full of zombies.
@WackyJack322 6 жыл бұрын
This review should be just 5 seconds: Puts game in console Plays game Sees $10 save slot Pulls out game Destroys game with flamethrower
@sanitynotincluded4837 6 жыл бұрын
JustJohn realise that no metal gear game before this has save slots Realise it doesnt actually cost $10, it costs virtual currency Realise you get enough virtual currency to buy the save slot if you beat story mode Understand that you're a sheep and that every negative video you've seen is false and doesnt say anything about the game past the intentionally easy levels and they dont talk about classes and traps and weapons, only the fence and pike, which doesnt even work past the beginner stages
@josefortun6688 6 жыл бұрын
A Boring Company Flamethrower.
@ShizzyMcCreepy 6 жыл бұрын
Jose Fortun totally not for zombies
@mariuscatalin5982 6 жыл бұрын
you realize that you are forced to buy save slots on a 40 $ game ? when some F2P games don't pull this crap? do you realize that was a greedy move just to squeeze money but anyway
@AndreB23 6 жыл бұрын
HEY JOE DO YOU WANNA PLAY A ZOMBIE GAME?!!
@Ohsev 6 жыл бұрын
NO JOE I DON'T WANNA PLAY ANOTHER FUCKN ZOMBIE GAME
@BigBoss-hp3bq 6 жыл бұрын
Andre B (dramatic dying light music playing)
@isaachamilton7976 6 жыл бұрын
Joe: "....killl meeee...."
@mas8705 6 жыл бұрын
One of the action lines of the other Joe doll!
@LuisPerez-kr3kj 6 жыл бұрын
You beat me to it dang
@ButterStick64 Жыл бұрын
11:20 Cuban Energy lives rent-free in my head to this day.
@FeistyFox82 4 жыл бұрын
6:02 s that other Joe going "BOOOOOO!!" in the background? XD XD
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