After an hour, I was afraid this game would kill me. After two hours, I was afraid it wouldn't.
@SomeOne-vf1rs6 жыл бұрын
the emerald sword Amazing.
@troymhlanga32386 жыл бұрын
applause that is funny
@jimmywalker73816 жыл бұрын
the emerald sword wow.
@pathos83076 жыл бұрын
Keep it at 666
@wisteria97756 жыл бұрын
MysticShot Never!
@jesseluna21657 жыл бұрын
This will always be remembered as THE GAME THAT BROKE ANGRY JOE
@dylantrobaugh25807 жыл бұрын
Jesse Luna your both wrong its godzilla
@dylantrobaugh25807 жыл бұрын
For me i went mad after ride to shi i mean hell
@jesseluna21657 жыл бұрын
+Dylan Trobaugh Godjira
@ImplosiveCatt7 жыл бұрын
Now I see why he's doing trailer reactions!
@interstellar31677 жыл бұрын
Watch sonic free riders review
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache3 жыл бұрын
I'm kinda glad they made this abhorrent game, so Joe was able to make this review
@Jargon.53 жыл бұрын
Of course you would be here...
@fbi41893 жыл бұрын
Ah, fancy meeting you here again!
@Lobsterwithinternet3 жыл бұрын
About time you showed up.
@korhol20653 жыл бұрын
This man deserves a Medal of Honor for reviewing this shit
@rereleases2 жыл бұрын
ok cool
@cestlavie52742 жыл бұрын
It's a tradition to comeback to watch this legendary review once in a while
@davecrupel2817 Жыл бұрын
Happy to honor this tradition. 🍺
@gondalasatvarsh5892 Жыл бұрын
Hell yeahh!
@Cenot4ph Жыл бұрын
Here again in 2023
@thalesatreides9566 Жыл бұрын
Here for the first time
@filipvadas7602 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely
@Lament00734 жыл бұрын
More than 6 years later and this is still his funniest review imo.
@anandmchaudhary4 жыл бұрын
Rambo is a close second
@NebLleb4 жыл бұрын
Too right! The "It makes Hot Coffee look like Shakespeare" joke still cracks me up!
@Zones334 жыл бұрын
Mindjack
@jizzyjake67834 жыл бұрын
6 years later and this is still my favorite game
@jordannewthomas32934 жыл бұрын
@@anandmchaudhary he's a man not a god come on comrades.
@nslater13889 жыл бұрын
Got my hand caught in my blender last month. To console the lost of it, my friends bought me Ride to Hell. After playing an hour I stuck my other hand in the blender to ease the pain.
@apheliana81179 жыл бұрын
How did u type...
@nslater13889 жыл бұрын
Vision Knight My face...
@phucko69529 жыл бұрын
N Slater i zm thyp; ng this witg my toumge Translation: I am typing this with my tongue That was the most painful thing I've ever done.
@SpaceCattttt9 жыл бұрын
So? Play it with your feet. You know you want to...
@kyotheman699 жыл бұрын
would made sense u put your hand into the blender after playing this piece of shit of a game.
@nooobiechild2 жыл бұрын
Admit it. This isn't the first time you're watching this review. This video will never get old. Arguably his best truly ANGRY review.
@n1njahawkssecondchannel842 жыл бұрын
Always will be my favourite nobody will change my mind
@hypnotickiller48022 жыл бұрын
I've seen this review atleast 3 times 😂
@hugon67172 жыл бұрын
This is my first time.
@zonalspore Жыл бұрын
Damn. I remember watching this as a kid. Joe will always be a part of my childhood
@tbandz9423 Жыл бұрын
This video is legendary 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mogarisready7664 Жыл бұрын
10 years later and this is stil the funniest review Joe has put out. Time really flies
@muneeb-rl6cc Жыл бұрын
Yeah time flies like crazy.i still remember seeing this review it first came out,kinda feels like yesterday
@emma66486 ай бұрын
Now it’s 10 years
@max_vtvАй бұрын
yes it does
@NuggetEternal27 күн бұрын
FLY OFF TO THE RIGHT AND EXPLODE
@dylankaiser55465 жыл бұрын
wait a minute... sexualized women? slow motion? lack of coherence? explosions for no reason? oh my god it's a Michael Bay video game!!!
@dylankaiser55465 жыл бұрын
Fire Finn I’m making fun of the tropes Michael Bay uses in his movies
@dylankaiser55465 жыл бұрын
Fire Finn I have no idea what you’re saying. All Michael Bay directed movies have at least 2 of those tropes
@civilianarc96245 жыл бұрын
Fire Finn in langmans term, shit tropes
@AlexK-sk4qb5 жыл бұрын
Nah, he has much better explosions, SFX and CGI.
@guts79255 жыл бұрын
@@firefinn3454 "I refuse to speak to someone who cannot spoken... Engrish... Spoke properly... Bitch!" - Pyrocynical.
@jaystarr65717 жыл бұрын
Godzilla is approaching the generator which is losing power because the sample has been obtained by a man not a god who flys off to the right and explodes after playing a zombie game. _( Come on Comrades )_
@svtrussia26987 жыл бұрын
Perfect combination!!!
@skullcrusher7017 жыл бұрын
Amazing...
@thequestion13577 жыл бұрын
Lol!😂 Best!
@leihamada46727 жыл бұрын
*Puts on Super Trooper glasses*...Mother of God.
@d1rtym1k3y37 жыл бұрын
Holy shitt.
@natsusalamander2396 Жыл бұрын
This never gets old. Its like a tradition to watch this now
@latincear45584 жыл бұрын
26:25 LMAO. Why does the knife make punching noises? 😂😂
@darth-severus3 жыл бұрын
So it was! I thought I was going crazy or something
@cybercoldymcphearson73383 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of a terrible DBZ game where Trunks attacking with his sword made whacking noises.
@abramsullivan77643 жыл бұрын
I don't know man
@ChaseMC2153 жыл бұрын
It's like Two Worlds.
@n1njahawkssecondchannel842 жыл бұрын
Makes me laugh 😂 all the time
@S0RGEx8 жыл бұрын
The acting for Demon Joe was better than any of the voice acting in the game.
@jj209th68 жыл бұрын
was demon joe in any other reviews
@KannaVOX8 жыл бұрын
+SuperSaiyanSwagger9001 i think demon joe was also in the dragon age inquistion and kingdoms of amalur reviews. But only in the intro.
@gotoucanario83418 жыл бұрын
Demon Joe voice acting is pretty good honestly lol.
@IronAndMiseryCo8 жыл бұрын
+The Sorge Hatred had better voice acting than this. And that's coming from someone who absolutly LOVES Hatred.
@creepersgobanggaming6108 жыл бұрын
agreed
@mythos9514 жыл бұрын
The sole purpose of this game was so that this review could exist.
@jacobrzeszewski65273 жыл бұрын
I too believe in a higher power: Evil Joe
@chrisanderson703 жыл бұрын
It’s the best game ever
@spellz18773 жыл бұрын
thats the joke
@nathanielmarks48722 жыл бұрын
Which is why I want more ride to hell games
@ViewtifulAce Жыл бұрын
I wish a sequel was made, so we can have another review!
@anotherhappylanding47463 жыл бұрын
Anyone here after the fast and furious crossroads angry review
@jacobrzeszewski65273 жыл бұрын
This game still beats F&F for pure so-bad-it’s-good.
@alexdavies74473 жыл бұрын
Actually yeah. Immediately after.
@abramsullivan77643 жыл бұрын
Maybe yeah
@aes13732 жыл бұрын
"One man's trash, is another man's treasure". Now I'm not sure Joe treated the game like treasure, but it sure as hell gave of us a treasure of a video review.
@xeninterloper7 жыл бұрын
You ever force someone to play this game? They scream and scream. It's funny.
@samuelquintanilla63386 жыл бұрын
Volxx LMFAO
@didijunior9716 жыл бұрын
Nice one XD
@suneethak74366 жыл бұрын
U NEED A MEDAL
@huwguyver42086 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA
@yert18326 жыл бұрын
Volxx 2k dislikes......... developers
@Jedilord8829 жыл бұрын
"It's approach to sex makes hot coffee look like shakespeare i'm not fucking kidding" Who else bursted in laughter when he said this?
@whenthemusicsover60289 жыл бұрын
Me. :D
@tannerroberts75609 жыл бұрын
Makes goat simulator look like a story equivalent of world of Warcraft
@amazingwotreplays74479 жыл бұрын
me too
@IXXKHChrisXXI9 жыл бұрын
i was crying laughing that entire section
@Gamerz1269 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many people who laughed at that have actually seen or read a Shakespeare play.
@krosisproductions6964 Жыл бұрын
Even 9 years in the future, this is still one of the funniest reviews, he’s ever made
@IHLWonkАй бұрын
Re-watching this classic in 2024.
@MM-kt5bvАй бұрын
I've rewatched this every year 😂.
@Arvore3folha15 күн бұрын
Hahahahah same. It feels like yesterday (2014) when I watched this classic legendary gem. It is literally the most hilarious review of the most horrible game that I've ever saw in my entire life 😂😂😂
@TheBatman1354 жыл бұрын
This game came out the same year as Bioshock infinite, black flag, tomb raider, the last of us, and gta 5. Good job Deep silver.
@aaronbood19994 жыл бұрын
What about saint's row 4 and arkham origins?
@Ryan-ey3qk4 жыл бұрын
Rayman legends, papers please, metal gear rising....
@abramsullivan77644 жыл бұрын
At least those games are way better than Ride To Hell which is in my mind is SONS OF ANARCHY on steroids.
@ThiccNose4 жыл бұрын
Balance in the force.
@unijohnicorn18564 жыл бұрын
And DMC: Devil May Cry
@cyberattaq91134 жыл бұрын
This is easily one of the greatest video game reviews of all time
@nahomgirma50954 жыл бұрын
Oh F--- yeah! But also the most funniest Angryjoe review ever.
@TheBananaBoba4 жыл бұрын
Jackson Schroeder come back and rewatch this yearly
@abramsullivan77644 жыл бұрын
You think
@joaovitorsilvamonteiro42224 жыл бұрын
Let's see if the last of us part 2 review will become one of these
@mikeehrmantraut18994 жыл бұрын
Can wait for TLOU 2 that going be great as well
@SuppleButts2 жыл бұрын
23:11 imagining how joe reacted to this in the moment is the funniest thing ever
@popo01292 жыл бұрын
The weird thing is, this happens in season 1 of Son's of Anarchy lmao
@BattleBladeWarrior2 жыл бұрын
Lol, I actually bought this game as a present for my Dad when it came out, as he's a 360 gamer and a Biker! And when I hit this part we spent the first half staring in shock, and then just broke out laughing! :D It was so wierd
@hugon67172 жыл бұрын
@@BattleBladeWarrior omg XD
@598bryce4 ай бұрын
Why does copyright have to show up several years later and ruin a great video by making parts of it just completely silent? It’s had audio for years just leave it alone.
@NeuronActivation5 жыл бұрын
I will forever love this video until I die.
@thomasmihai36935 жыл бұрын
If KZfaq had a must see category, this video would be on it.
@Alex_Mercer_The_PROTOTYPE4 жыл бұрын
One of the BEST of Joe's Angriest vids
@boznsjbruhstudios63834 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp
@natsudragon60074 жыл бұрын
Exotic Nugget same
@vigi1antvort3x414 жыл бұрын
Exotic Nugget, I liked Mindjack better.
@WA_Stokins8 жыл бұрын
Looks like this game was truly a ride to hell
@WA_Stokins8 жыл бұрын
Khanage Thanks
@SkeletonTheBlackTopHat8 жыл бұрын
Roll credits. *ding*
@akash28538 жыл бұрын
*ba dum tss*
@therefinedhellion50418 жыл бұрын
A joke just deserving of a game like this. Hell, even Aliens Colonial Marines did better, and that thing was a piece of shit.
@markhmacd8 жыл бұрын
Brilliant! The game is called 'A Ride to Hell', AND the experience of playing the game likely felt like....a ride to hell. You sir are a master of the English language.
@veronicatoon59013 жыл бұрын
He honestly sounds like he's on the verge of tears at some times. God bless this man and his well-rage.
@teq23laz Жыл бұрын
dude im getting so old, i remember seeing this review hours after it came out and here we are almost a decade later
@hairyrope1912 Жыл бұрын
Are you still as gay as you were in 2013
@GamingRevenant6 жыл бұрын
*Age-restricted video (based on Community Guidelines)* *W T F*
@marko-gj1uj6 жыл бұрын
GamingReviews It's because how bad this game is
@quanahriddle30655 жыл бұрын
Because he talked about sex in the game. The KZfaq police are like "HOW DARE HE!" They then turn around to jerk off to Danielle Cohn.
@iamstewpit67405 жыл бұрын
I WANT TO WATCH THIS REVIEW, BUT I CAN'T
@cisumehtesresre92375 жыл бұрын
GamingReviews k
@b3rz3rk3r95 жыл бұрын
It's probably due to the "Sex scenes" shown in the review.
@MasterGaryFan7 жыл бұрын
I can't believe he never mentioned how gigantic everyone's hands are in this game.
@Xaraeus6 жыл бұрын
Obey Skeet LMFAO
@TeamNovaRising6 жыл бұрын
Now that you have mentioned it, yeah the hands are so damn huge
@Av3nG3Dz6 жыл бұрын
Donald Trump's nightmare
@jocko7746 жыл бұрын
lol I've watched this review soo many times and I've never noticed that.....Thanks now I have a reason to watch it again.
@justinwashburn4966 жыл бұрын
Moist Corn dogs what dick?
@MonstrosityJ2 жыл бұрын
Hey Joe you might not see this comment but I just wanted to say that I’ve been having a rough couple months with some adjustment issues and moving on in my professional growth (a global pandemic also didn’t help with this). But coming back to this video and watch you rage at shitty games puts a big smile on my face and I just wanted to say thank you and keep up the good work.
@mauriciomagalhaes1812 жыл бұрын
Thanks for sharing this , we all friends in this community and i hope you get better , i'm 20 and i'm still having problems ,just dont give up yet
@Solitude-AJ2 жыл бұрын
Bro I hope you are okay, I think we can all argue the people watching this shit years later.. it's for comfort. It will never get old.
@MonstrosityJ2 жыл бұрын
Hey thanks for those replies! When I wrote this, I had been struggling to find an internship I was confident enough with doing (I'm getting my master's in mental health counseling) to a point where my dad showed some concern and kind of broke me out of my shell with some stern but loving criticism about my strengths and weaknesses. Thanks to a lot of support from my loved ones, I was able to combat my fears and now I'm in the process of getting internship hours at a substance abuse treatment facility (where I even run group sessions and stuff!) If I had told the person who wrote this comment at the time I'd be doing this, he'd probably tell current me I was nuts lol. TL/DR: I'm doing much better now!
@Solitude-AJ2 жыл бұрын
@@MonstrosityJ That is great to hear bro! I am so happy for you!
@zonalspore Жыл бұрын
@@MonstrosityJ So great to hear bro. Keep on the grind. I’m so in your shoes right now. It’s even harder that I’m going to film school but am still debating on whether or not my interests will work out for me in the future. I think your comment is a good outlook for me to not give up my hopes of success.
@rahulmistry50193 жыл бұрын
Can't believe its been 7 years since this absolute gem of a video released. My love for Joe and this chanel has only increased more and more ...
@JBrander7 жыл бұрын
"You're different, Jake" *"HUH??"* *"I SAID OUR GAME SUCKS ASS"*
@samuellucia91656 жыл бұрын
Jake Branthe LOL LOL LOL
@orangesocks53856 жыл бұрын
"YOUR PAIN DUCKS GRASS?" *"NO I SAID 'THIS GAME SUCKS ASS!' "* "PISS MAIM TRUCKS MASS? JAKE, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU SAYING?!" *"YOU KNOW WHAT, JUST FORGET IT!"*
@panzermann11816 жыл бұрын
Ciaran Shade **tries to laugh but I'll wake my grandpa up if I do**
They seem to have removed it from Steam, thank god
@aracuscesar7 жыл бұрын
yeah i was reading the same thing just now. Oblivion
@gray31577 жыл бұрын
yeah
@warsawjackson60846 жыл бұрын
NAAAAAHH... NAHT GAAAAAAWD!!!
@austindevine2484 жыл бұрын
Good
@walidjegham7926 Жыл бұрын
I return to this review it never fails to make me laugh it's a milestone in reviewing history happy new year guys
@redvarmint24102 жыл бұрын
The electric fence is one of our worst enemies 😂
@ExsertYew9 жыл бұрын
New game coming, Ride To Hell: Mindjacking Freeriders, only playable with Xbox One Kinect.
@ExsertYew9 жыл бұрын
It's an On rail Shooter as well
@SuperKawhiiLeonard9 жыл бұрын
ExsertYew0949 with no guns
@hoopsonwheels9 жыл бұрын
Ahh god that's horrifying 0-0
@Matt_Underwood9 жыл бұрын
ExsertYew0949 Mindjack Freeride To Hell Only on Kinect in 3D
@marcpino21879 жыл бұрын
And you have to pay 20 dollars for each gun and mission.
@MK120825 жыл бұрын
"Makes Hot Coffee look like Shakespeare" Greatest line in game review history!
@jacobrzeszewski65273 жыл бұрын
Then the best part is when he gives you literal context.
@joseph862553 жыл бұрын
I love how he exploded over the portrayal of women in this game, like how they have sex with you moments after almost being sexually assaulted: "That is *disgusting, awkward, tone-deaf, shameful, wrong, juvenile, dirty, creepy, insulting, and it's JUST PLAIN FUCKING STUPID!!!"* Oh, and for the record, TV Tropes regards that line as a Crowning Moment of Awesome.
@davecrupel28173 жыл бұрын
@@joseph86255 That's why i don't watch TV.
@Walker-ow7vj2 жыл бұрын
Dave Crupel bruh what 🤨
@MK120822 жыл бұрын
@@Walker-ow7vj search GTA Hot Coffee
@SilverBlade76 Жыл бұрын
This is without a doubt Joe’s funniest review, I still come back to it once in a while when I’ve had a shit day. Only regrettable thing is they never released a sequel because my GOD I think Joe would go fucking ballistic lmao
@CDuBatStudioE Жыл бұрын
Lol I'm pretty sure this review canceled the sequel 😆 🤣
@serioserkanalname499Ай бұрын
No microtransaction No battlepass No 500 dlc scam No DRM Not always online No weird political pandering Just a single player game you buy once and play Idk joe seems better than anything ubisoft put out in the last decade.
@johannesdolch4 жыл бұрын
"You need some Gatorade and some Beef Jerky." OJ knows how to treat serious game injuries.
@cornflakeshumunculus83734 жыл бұрын
OJ is fucken hilarious 😂
@autokid3114 жыл бұрын
He knows what to do bc he was a medic in the launch of bf4
@RDA0003 жыл бұрын
And hangovers
@playingcalm51162 жыл бұрын
i have a severe attraction to feet 🦶. anyway i loved this review, a very good hook and fun lines throughout, def one of his best!
@flonpyketchupp30372 жыл бұрын
On god
@johnkennedy12679 жыл бұрын
So this is the video game that Satan forces people to play in Hell...
@johndesper94259 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@vincentwest1999 жыл бұрын
Then I have no choice but to believe in God.
@BenWhite93119 жыл бұрын
I don't know how this game came to be on earth it's like hell opened up its asscheeks and shit this game out
@soschar20509 жыл бұрын
John Kennedy "It is completely terrible, utter shit and you should totally buy it. No, i'm serious, you have to see this garbage!" - Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
@raww9999 жыл бұрын
soschar2050 i absolutely think this is a spectacle to watch.Thats one of the reasons i played Duke Nukem Forever.I just wanted to see how shit and cheap it actually looked
@AstaIsAMonster2 жыл бұрын
*THIS ANGRY REVIEW IS A CERTIFIED HOOD CLASSIC.* 💪🏽
@Rrr20058bvsc2 жыл бұрын
8 years later and it's still a master piece of a review, has me crying everytime.
@cmtrash659510 жыл бұрын
GTA V was absolute garbage compared to this game. Ride To Hell is a masterpiece. It's the best game of all time! The only game that might be better is Call Of Duty Ghosts.
@gyflies10 жыл бұрын
Obvious troll is obvious.
@johnboston779510 жыл бұрын
Every one's entitled to their opinion but.... why does your's suck?
@turingsghost10 жыл бұрын
+John Boston Someone doesn't get irony...
@Hellblade128410 жыл бұрын
Supra Mayro Kratt is still better than both of them. It's the absolute magnum opus of gaming!
@dragonofdarknes410 жыл бұрын
Von Südderlander Your stupidity is unbelievable.
@macromadstyle56649 жыл бұрын
I heard the developers are working on a new masterpiece : "Ride to hell :Mindjacking Free Riders". They promise to deliver a painful and slow loss of braincells leading to a gruesome death, Joe's gonna LOVE IT!
@phillipweis9 жыл бұрын
i cant wait for the new one, it will be better then this one. from shit to ok
@johnfakename11789 жыл бұрын
Ign: 11/10 Just enough water.
@alexiz00139 жыл бұрын
i'd love it if a game made out of a mix of all the terrible games he hates was made JUST so he can play it and the anger from playing the game make him EXPLODE! (not literally..XD)
@KajHermans969 жыл бұрын
omg i would want to see that review in the cinema
@femtoservants9 жыл бұрын
i would only play it if it has a bit of bigs rigs over the road racing and ET.
@Bmacthesage3 жыл бұрын
This video will always be a staple when i rewatch Joe's reviews. it's a certified classic.
@MathersMahmood Жыл бұрын
Gotta rewatch this I'm 2023. What a gem of a review.
@OperatorMax199311 ай бұрын
Researching it too in 2023 God damn it's glorious
@kingster144447 жыл бұрын
how can a free youtube video have better plot than most triple A games
@kubamax9kubowski1766 жыл бұрын
神風Terrorist Oooo edgy
@kubamax9kubowski1766 жыл бұрын
Lots of Triple A games have good plots nowadays.
@happyapple63336 жыл бұрын
Kingster 14 plot twist: youtube wont be free anymore
@OscarLima6 жыл бұрын
Dudde lol
@squeguinquack25706 жыл бұрын
Shots fired!!!!! Ohhhhhh!!!!!
@oscarmejiavera5 жыл бұрын
"This is a step backwards in human evolution" -AVGN
@manojhardaha54865 жыл бұрын
True dat
@RyderTheGayRaptorUwU4 жыл бұрын
Manoj Hardaha IT’S PROOF JESUS DIED IN VAIN AND LEGALLY CHANGED HIS MIDDLE NAME TO FUCKING
@fuzzyapplepie69404 жыл бұрын
@@RyderTheGayRaptorUwU the only thing I can think of to use this game for is to wipe your ass with it! Might as well save that toilet paper, it's worth a whole lot more. (That joke aged well, yea?)
@RyderTheGayRaptorUwU4 жыл бұрын
fuzzy apple pie 64 bits 32 bits 16 bits 8 bits 4 bits 2 bits 1 bit half bit quarter bit THE WRIST GAME
@MC-rz1po4 жыл бұрын
*"It's evolving, just backwards"*
@MetalArrow4 жыл бұрын
Sex scenes actually makes more sense than TLOU2
@abramsullivan77643 жыл бұрын
I don't believe you
@Conman00933 жыл бұрын
No no, he's got a point.
@donovanblackwelder43013 жыл бұрын
That's quite a claim.
@DannyAran1173 жыл бұрын
The sex scenes here give a buff. TLOU2 sex scene provides absolutely nothing to the gameplay, to the story, or the characters.
@e.n.d32383 жыл бұрын
Dumbass
@kin4386 Жыл бұрын
I still come back to this review every now and then to this day. It's just too entertaining. Easily one of the best he's ever made.
@axillaryfox39126 жыл бұрын
I religiously watch this review once every year 😂
@roberto86456 жыл бұрын
AxillaryFox I watch it at least every few weeks lmao
@NicholasRincon6 жыл бұрын
SAME
@cryingwithrage6 жыл бұрын
Admiral Roberto me too this video is comedy gold!
@pvt.jamesramirez62496 жыл бұрын
Amen
@lakotawarrior35786 жыл бұрын
Hahah ikr
@jmsmys13ify7 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to make a comedy skit out of the electric fence gameplay. Jake: Shit. There's an electric fence. Dunno what to do about that. Friend: I'll bring my ladder and wire cutters. Jake: Wait... I got a better idea. Later Friend: What. The. Fuck. Did. You. Do?! Jake: I took care of the fence. Behind him the entire town burns to the ground, full of piles of dead bodies, with a mushroom cloud rising in the distance.
@kalo47powercore6 жыл бұрын
Twenty x Twenty and also Jake's eyes are cross-eyed derp style
@angelamanda41176 жыл бұрын
Kalo47 Pfffthahaha. Nice one!
@RBermuda16 жыл бұрын
Twenty x Twenty I
@MrEvol946 жыл бұрын
someone needs to make that LMFAO
@JIMJAMSC6 жыл бұрын
Many AAA games are just as dumb. The earth is about to be taken over by aliens and YOU are the only one that can save it. You get a pistol. Meanwhile, idiot recruits have machine guns. Still, having God status,dragon slayer and yet kicking a chicken get you killed in Skyrim still beats em all.
@asylumbooks34067 ай бұрын
I’m a music producer and I just realized that the bike sounds are literally just a low tone saw synth equalized and compressed to absolute shit and I’m fucking LOSING IT
@HummusThunder2 жыл бұрын
I come back to this video at least once a year
@iankopeski28318 жыл бұрын
Why is this Hell? I would imagine Hell would look and feel as beautiful as Hawaii after playing this game for 21 hours.
@SomeOne-vf1rs8 жыл бұрын
Hawaii is beautiful.
@Egalitariat-likesecretariat8 жыл бұрын
+Some One Yes, it is.
@if911007 жыл бұрын
God 21 hours.... i cant imagine...
@AAhmou7 жыл бұрын
IT'S NO USE!!
@Egalitariat-likesecretariat7 жыл бұрын
HAWAII IS KAWAII
@Thoughtful.7 жыл бұрын
I absolutely regret getting achievements from this game. Who else?
@concordiaharmony23027 жыл бұрын
Achievment unlocked: Refund.
@Giranukuma7 жыл бұрын
Terminator Salvation, Mindjack, Last Rebellion, Bodycount and THIS.
@resdyne95907 жыл бұрын
and sonic free riders
@invm26317 жыл бұрын
Ethan Harris and survival instinct
@ELxSQUISHY3 ай бұрын
"Fly off to the right and explode" Never gets old.
@OatmealCreamPie3 жыл бұрын
I want to remind everyone that Deep Silver is also the development studio behind _Shenmue 3._ *You're welcome.*
@mitrooper6 жыл бұрын
At least it didn't have micro-transactions....ah, 2013.
@spencer8716 жыл бұрын
The old times...they seem so far away.
@untoagod86796 жыл бұрын
And then Dead Space 3 rolled around and said "Nope! Fuck yo shit, we gon' make tons o' money tonight!"
@untoagod86796 жыл бұрын
TR1FORCEHER0 To be honest, fork over your money. Don't question it. That's what I do. I NEED SOME O' DEM SUPPLIES! *Sighs heavily* I need a job
@robertbishop82415 жыл бұрын
mitrooper I'd rather have micro transactions that I don't have to buy than an unplayable game
@TaliaIGhul5 жыл бұрын
mitrooper, Imagine if they had the balls to try that in this game. lol
@maxwellhohensee97875 жыл бұрын
Does the 1% on logo represent the amount of effort put in?
@ginamolina81665 жыл бұрын
Maxwell Hohensee Yeah.
@j.c.22404 жыл бұрын
That's too much credit for these developers
@sparce46114 жыл бұрын
Maxwell Hohensee It’s 1% complete 😂
@therebelreaper14864 жыл бұрын
It's a thing that criminal biker gangs put on their jackets, after someone said that 99% of all motor bike riders were law abiding citizens, outlaw gangs wore it as a way of saying they were criminals or just though
@eriktruchinskas37474 жыл бұрын
@@therebelreaper1486 I think he knows that but was just making a joke
@Nilanjan353 жыл бұрын
Whenever I have a bad day or sad, I come back to this video. It will never get old.
@brentschellekens41516 ай бұрын
Demon Joe: "I worked really hard on it" So that was a fucking lie
@Longshanks16906 ай бұрын
Worked really hard to make it as terrible as possible to sap Joe’s strength :p
@hieunguyenrileygekko5 жыл бұрын
too bad they cancelled the sequel i really want to see another review LOL
@handsomegrinch62795 жыл бұрын
hieu nguyen same here
@Legoman7755 жыл бұрын
Idk if joe would go through the torture again lol
@LambdaDiamond5 жыл бұрын
yes
@chinghamburger22004 жыл бұрын
@@Legoman775 well he kinda did for risen 3, so maybe he would've
@noahgray5434 жыл бұрын
@randy K15 nope, the full title of the game is Ride to Hell: Retribution 1%. Most people.just shorten it to Ride to Hell, because that is what it is.
@GamingTohru6986 жыл бұрын
Almost 5 years later and this is still my favorite Angry Joe review.
@Valdaur6 жыл бұрын
Mine too. It's bloody hilarious!
@debsreno9115 жыл бұрын
It's epic! Will go down in gaming review history! Soooo frickin' hilarious lol!!!
@debsreno9115 жыл бұрын
@pip chip lol I'd love that but I think it would probably kill him.
@noradlark1675 жыл бұрын
Watch Fallout 76 review
@dragonempress83675 жыл бұрын
Same I can't stop watching it
@CrispyHulk1 Жыл бұрын
Just completed my annual tradition of watching this masterclass review. Makes sense that Demon Joe and Corporate Commander don’t exist anymore since every second game is worthy of their presence now
@maryray49603 жыл бұрын
And now I understand why it’s the “angry” joe show
@sxyngel9 жыл бұрын
i now re-watch this vid just to laugh. LOL
@gothamarea9 жыл бұрын
Haha so do I. Like right now.
@themagnumb9 жыл бұрын
GoldenAfrican Don't rewatch it too many times or you might fly off to the right and explode.
@wu1ming9shi9 жыл бұрын
SgtMagnumb ahaha. Nice one! Don't forget to turn off slowmo though...
@hoopsonwheels9 жыл бұрын
Me too same with his Rambo the video game review
@Dullspoon_9 жыл бұрын
GoldenAfrican i've watched this at least 20 times at this point! XD
@ZeroResurrected9 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ, why does this game exist? The acting makes The Room look like To Kill A Mockingbird, the graphics are outdated and ugly, the music is obnoxious, the characters are so bland and forgettable and the gameplay is just plain broken!
@ShaunInce1239 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite review of his.
@D-Ry9 жыл бұрын
Shaun N Ince seriously me too! I tend to love the bad games he reviews cause he's so funny talking about them!
@MultiSlimshady19979 жыл бұрын
BioZero216 a little late to the party bud
@The-Joke-s-on-you9 жыл бұрын
Shaun N Ince Whoa wait a minute there pal! Did you forget about the Mindjack review? ;D
@philippaul60399 жыл бұрын
BioZero216 Nice profile picture! Zero is awesome.
@Moldie_bred2 жыл бұрын
Mack: Jake, what the hell happened? Jake: I ran over a lizard that tried talking to me about saving 15 percent or more on car insurance.
@piotrsegal64752 жыл бұрын
Mack: What? Jake:... AAAHHHH!!
@dragonrider4253 Жыл бұрын
I keep coming back to this and other Angry Joe reviews. They're just TOO GOOD to not rewatch.
@from_pengu11039 жыл бұрын
5 years in development? what the fuck where they doing in that time?
@jarkenope96619 жыл бұрын
Everything but work on it.
@exotictrash22349 жыл бұрын
drugs
@lowenevvan86199 жыл бұрын
4 years, 11 months were spent creating the company. The last month was spent on the the game, minus the hour spent playtesting.
@Zer0Hour179 жыл бұрын
CoffeeGamerMan 4 was the best in the series. Don't know what you are smoking.
@from_pengu11039 жыл бұрын
Zer0Hour17 Really? all they did was reuse the map from the 3rd game and give you super powers, I'm not saying the game was bad, I'm just saying the 3rd was better. And don't you think aliens and hell is a bad idea for a game about a street gang? because I think it is.
@cpt.shmitt73876 жыл бұрын
How do you get around an electric fence? Simple, bring down the entire US power grid. Electric fence dealt with.
@k73406 жыл бұрын
Cpt. Shmitt lmao😂😂😂👍
@sinw885 жыл бұрын
You know he could just ran the truck in the fence and jumped out last sec
@ataristheartist57145 жыл бұрын
@@sinw88 True, Or he can park the truck next to the fence and jump over, It didn't look that tall.
@ataristheartist57145 жыл бұрын
@SLICK Good point.
@ataristheartist57145 жыл бұрын
@SLICK Why didn't i respond to this quicker?
@Mmmmilo2 жыл бұрын
This video and Jim Sterling’s recap of the digital homicide lawsuit are my two most-rewatched videos of all time. Fuckin’ fine wine.
@geezushasrisen9 ай бұрын
Ten years ago and both Joes look exactly the same. My favorite duo ever on this site. Consistent, honest and hilarious.
@danielrothwell68688 жыл бұрын
GODZILLA IS APPROCHING THE MOTOCYCLE
@lucasbaum22288 жыл бұрын
The motocycle is under attack
@Noel-fi7lj8 жыл бұрын
Motorcycle obtained.
@jaystarr65718 жыл бұрын
Godzilla is a man not a god!
@Noel-fi7lj8 жыл бұрын
I used to be a motorcycle like you, then I took a Godzilla to the knee.
@exorouge2388 жыл бұрын
the motorcycle is being destroyed...Godzilla is approaching the motorcycle..... XD
@jerryberry22939 жыл бұрын
the people in my 7th grade drama class could've done better
@chibiemo1009 жыл бұрын
woah
@jerryberry22939 жыл бұрын
Ramos Julian i meant with the voice acting if you didn't know
@Rhino10049 жыл бұрын
Only Says Spoilers I didn't get your comment until I realized that there were sex scenes in the game.
@sethmalcosky73729 жыл бұрын
Steven hawking can do a better job with the voice acting
@MAN_FROM_BEYOND9 жыл бұрын
Ok
@Vyantri Жыл бұрын
Anyone here after watching the Gollum review?
@TheDrugFreeThrasher2 ай бұрын
Can’t believe it’s been 10 years since this legendary video dropped. This is in the KZfaq gaming hall of fame imo. 😂
@NineS57 жыл бұрын
I think the game is not Ride To Hell, but Ride Through Hell.
@roseabee75033 жыл бұрын
Or "I'm In Hell" cause that is exactly what this game felt like.
@ianseverns20776 жыл бұрын
godzilla is a approaching the generator so he can fly off to the right and explode because hes a man not a god.
@Ashen_Engineer5 жыл бұрын
Ian Severns you forgot that the sample was obtained
@Jackw00pw00p25 жыл бұрын
And I still don't know what is happen!
@shardinhand12435 жыл бұрын
sample of comment obtained.
@IvthQuarterClosah5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I spit my damn cereal on the floor reading this! Well done sir.
@osominor4195 жыл бұрын
holy hell I am in tears
@mynametrong55082 жыл бұрын
I come back to this video at least once a year.
@KyleEvra2 жыл бұрын
Same. 😆
@_W_743 жыл бұрын
The music mixed with the anger of joe is killing me even in 2021 23:28
@professortree93876 жыл бұрын
This is how we should punish criminals. Make them play 2 hours for one crime, two crimes would be 8 hours, then three crimes... well there wouldn't ever be a third crime after 10 hours of playing this game.
@jasonmiles28196 жыл бұрын
Professor Tree That’s cruel and usual punishment. I wouldn’t wish this game on my worst enemy.
@metacooler59476 жыл бұрын
Professor Tree... Can I hire u for my prison please.
@marcen126 жыл бұрын
Even Trump would say that's going too far.
@marcen126 жыл бұрын
Unquenchable Fury She'd say that Trump was right and, if elected, all copies of this game will be shot into the sun.
@marcen126 жыл бұрын
And Trump would agree and give her HIS vote.
@Rogu754 жыл бұрын
6 years later and I wonder if there'll ever be a 1/10 game that would break Joe like this again.
@abramsullivan77643 жыл бұрын
Trust me this is the true 1/10 game.
@muhammadafzalfaizi1173 жыл бұрын
Fast and furious crossroad almost got it tho
@petcrab70263 жыл бұрын
Sonic Free Riders
@adhamwashere53203 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty star trek trexels came out the same year as this game And that game also got 1/10
@thekiller79943 жыл бұрын
@Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad when Joe reviewed TLOU 2, he gave it a rating of 6/10
@TheHunter24 ай бұрын
they(youtube) removed the audio in the beginning? Wow, we are really living another era...a BORING FUCKING ERA
@arsalan22318 жыл бұрын
the sad thing is, someone...somewhere in the world...thinks this is the best game ever made.truly sad if you think about it...
@ginganinja848 жыл бұрын
Lol!
@shobithchadagapandeshwar97648 жыл бұрын
+arsalan2231 lol the devs will still end up making money because it will get a cult following. Many will buy this for a good laugh/cry.
@randy02108 жыл бұрын
this game is pretty decent show more respect. This has been best game I have ever played.
@Spindash10008 жыл бұрын
Well, they said they'd have fans. I guess one IS enough.
@tyrone56198 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for you
@catron96336 жыл бұрын
This video has a better storyline than Ride to Hell
@negan23676 жыл бұрын
So true XD
@Camo-un8ee6 жыл бұрын
At least Joe doesn't non stop fuck women, so that makes this infinitely beter
@gaminggoof15425 жыл бұрын
I never knew you could have sex with your clothes on. Let me go try that.....NOPE, doesn't work
@9MAYHEM65 жыл бұрын
What a fucking masterpiece of a profile pic you have man.
@courtneygoldsmith6083 Жыл бұрын
9 Year later and still golden, i love Joe n this channel, never fails to make me laugh while also delivering an indepth review
@Gradymeister2 жыл бұрын
Who else comes back here every 2 years to get a kick? By far the most hilarious review Angry Joe and squad have done.
@hernanreipp52592 жыл бұрын
Me from the last 8 years.
@KyleEvra Жыл бұрын
I come back for a good laugh and for the memes from this review. 😆
@AUniqueBot8 жыл бұрын
My new torture device.
@theemperoroftheeverything76468 жыл бұрын
OMG 911 HALP!!!!!!!11
@samueldaviddadepogue84778 жыл бұрын
+Aaron Goh Worse than water-boarding.
@AUniqueBot8 жыл бұрын
+samuel david any kind of torture; regardless whether in hell or on earth, cannot surpass the amount of pain people face when playing this game ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@AUniqueBot8 жыл бұрын
+samuel david any kind of torture; regardless whether in hell or on earth, cannot surpass the amount of pain people face when playing this game ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@Matt_Underwood8 жыл бұрын
+Aaron Goh Lol I love this discussion, so freaking funny
@gazzamana09 жыл бұрын
21hours....why.,...more importantly...HOW?!?!
@ditroy19749 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@gazzamana09 жыл бұрын
NO!!
@gazzamana09 жыл бұрын
Angry joe is crazy!!!....and i think vegeta would agree :P
@gazzamana09 жыл бұрын
i know.....but this game and the hours played on it are crazier than anything that has been said or done....ever...in history....
@gazzamana09 жыл бұрын
it makes me look smart ;)
@Mattiedamacdaddy9 ай бұрын
I watched this 10 years ago, time flies man
@Schmidtactular2 жыл бұрын
8 years later and I still come back to this review
@autokid3114 жыл бұрын
When joe said he’ll eat the game’s children, that explains why the sequel was cancelled
@Valstrax694 жыл бұрын
This game was cancelled too, yet it was revived and showed its ugly head.
@adhamwashere53203 жыл бұрын
I'm just reminded of when demon joe wanted to make ride to hell 2 but corporate commander said joe would see it coming a mile away
@Hwje11112 жыл бұрын
Either that or Jake got the firing squad.
@Buch__7 жыл бұрын
You know how the'll always give you an achievement for finishing a good game (skyrim,witcher,metro) that you can't feel any special about, but people who have an achievement for finishing Ride to Hell achievemnt should get fucking medals or free treatment.
@07jaworski077 жыл бұрын
Medal of honor?
@anordinaryjoe75657 жыл бұрын
No, I think they should get a purple heart.
@terraducttos7 жыл бұрын
Blackstar44 for PlayStation every trophy= a platinum trophy for somehow resisting the torture
@greco-romanfanboi70547 жыл бұрын
Th3EliteG4mer this shit is even worse then tt go and superman 66 combined i would have quitted this game within 10 min it needs samurai-lvl between godly disipline to survive this bullshit for 21 hours poor joe he threw 21 hours (almost a whole day) away..........
@speewagon8207 жыл бұрын
-98888888/10
@sadakowoo Жыл бұрын
Back to my yearly rewatch of this video
@Soulweaver09 ай бұрын
Happy 10 year anniversary of this review.
@MasterGaryFan7 жыл бұрын
The electric fence part might be the most I've laughed at any KZfaq video ever.
@lookforagoodname42746 жыл бұрын
So true
@cryingwithrage6 жыл бұрын
Max Lehner towards the end of the video
@floppydisksareop6 жыл бұрын
He could have just driven the truck through the fence...
@izavy_55206 жыл бұрын
"THAT'S HOW JAKE DEALS WITH A FUCKING FENCE?!?" Lmao.
@ldking51326 жыл бұрын
Mast3RRBlast3RR Just reading yhst comment made me lose it 😂😂