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"Them younglings gotta pull themselves up by their bootstraps." -Nature probably

I would call it more of a villain backstory myself.

Turns out all of nature is designed by a man named Gege Akutami

"suffering builds character" 💀

Based hippos

"Wait is that your calf or mine?" "I don't know but there is only one way to find out." *one baby shower later* "There, now there is a zero percent chance any calves of yours survived." "Dude...not cool."

I read this as "you what" From spongebob

A cannibal flavored snack? Don't mind if I do!!!

@@handroids1981*a gorey video of a baby hippo in multiple hippos mouths simultaneously*

Mr. Krabs: *_“Hnm. So that's what I taste like.”_* - spongebob

@JohanFaerie Mr. Krabs : *_“Hnm. So that's what I taste like.”_* - r/SpongeBob

@@aleksandarvil5718 you could just edit your first reply

..but do they like them buttered...

CRABLICIOUS FATE

I wonder how much it hurt, like surely it's not that bad because it was still in the uterus, right?

@bayardkyyako7427 -- I mean... it did successfully kill and eat its siblings, so... if those teeth are sharp enough for *fratricide,* then yeah, they probably hurt a bit.

Now I need to look up what the context of this research project was. I can just imagine sending in that paper to a journal and the editors are incredibly lost.

Some actual Cannibal Corpse type shit. Never could have imagined it.

I'm so curious what the context of this research was that had him fisting a pregnant shark for science lmao

just get better connection

Sounds like a skill issue honestly.......

It's like when you lag on the loading screen and the moment you enter in-game, you get sniped. The other players just so happened to get there first and set up camp. You were the last embryo to hatch in the uterus.

@@calebdonaldson8770 Not even that it's like booting up the queue to go to the lobby only for some dude to show up and smash your wifi router with a sledgehammer

@@degdeg227 haha yep!

A Hoyoverse Honkai star rail add. Thats what i got haha

"Nature may be cruel, but I CAN BE CRUELER!!!" -Ren Hoëk

⁠@@zackpumpkinhead8882YOU CAN BE CRUELER THAN THAT, JACK

@@Llamations-wh8fq I'm FU&%ING INVINCIBLE!!!

Love that reference and your absolutely right

don't fix it.

Appreciate you 🤝

I think the same as you

Same here...superb delivery with a lot of dry humor.

For real

Sounds like a plot for a horror game/ movie.

Great body horror movie concept

Sukuna, King of -Curses- Sharks

being born with a killcount

Supposedly, the Biblical Cain and Abel fought in the womb until they came out. Or was it Esau and Jacob? Either way…

Truthfully Georges already found about this behavior the prior week but didn't tell anyone to avoid questions about the bitmarks on his penise

Dune pain hole

I've had my fingers sucked on by calves I was pulling out. It's weird. Bite? No thanks!

​@@comlitbeta7532whhattt????😢😢 is that true????

@@katiekane5247 Yeah it is strange, but they are like just trying to nurse... the bite *shudders*

Oh the irony.

Yeah, you got that right.

On top of the blizzards, sub zero temperatures, predators, and possibly of starving, yeah, those chicks have it hard.

So messed up.

You forgot the part where she wudnt even try to save you if you were then assaulted and killed by a predator while freezing and starving to death

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Every day I remember just how thankful I am that I am not a Chevy 2024 Silverado 😂

meanwhile the attack a couple seconds before

Yeah, that was some crazy shit.

I imagine it making it just in time to the ferry, travel across the ocean and then continue on the same speed to wherever you are watching this video

Hippos are literally just the big kids at school you think move slow but be moving fast asf for no reason.

​@@Eye_Exist you joke, but the hippos can chase after you in the water, they water hop off of the bottom of the body of water.

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FRFR 😂

Dang..

😂😂😂 daaaamn

frrrr

More like a free for all rather rhen a team deathmatch

I thought that was called Attack on Titan... mb ig.

@@Undomaranel Is this a reference to the Rumbling? Just curious. (Also, aot has a goated storyline.)

@@Paxalogicalit’s so funny. I remembered when AOT was hated on first season…

​@@Undomaranellol it literally is the first 3 season of attack on Titan. All to reach the ocean.

AoT is trash

I have never heard people call hippos friendly and pettable

@@A_Randomguy_ They mean in media like cartoons and whatnot. Hippos in a lot of media (especially for kids) portrays them as just fat, laid-back fruit eaters (ex: madagascar franchise). While people individually *don't* call hippos friendly and pettable, media for kids and younger audiences (I don't just mean shows mind you) *do* .

There is an actual Christmas song called "I want a hippopotamus for Christmas" also look at the Madagascar movies in America at least children grow up thinking of hippos as passive herbivores

It's because they look "chubby and harmless". We (for some reason) assume that fat-looking creatures are harmless and even friendly, likely because we assume they can't give a chance like "athletic" animal can. Many don't realize that just because an animal looks like it's fat, doesn't mean it actually is.

@@A_Randomguy_ I feel like most of my life, I've seen them be made out to be chill, as well.

Jeremy... :[

You're welcome

Amen

id say being a human is amazing compared to most of nature

Being human is not tough. We are the only species that has time to complain. These other species way to busy trying to not die and live long enough to clap cheeks for the species.

​@@Aspencio For real, *many people have NO IDEA how easy we get by comparison.*

Australia is hard mode

When I hear about the animals of Australia I am always reminded when Terry Pratchett had DEATH inquire about the harmless creatures in Fourecks, which was Discworld's version of Australia. POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT? Finally Death reached up and caught the single sheet of paper. He read it carefully and then turned it over briefly just in case anything was written on the other side. “May I?” said Albert. Death handed him the paper. “‘Some of the sheep." 🤣

with headlines like "Venomous snake found hiding in school toilet cubicle", when I see one of their kids I'm like, aw I hope you're the one in your brood who gets to become a full-fledged Australian, little buddy. Nah, my country's the starting zone in terms of fauna.

​@AntoDesormeaux Nawh.! I see a headline like that..I'm thinking..send all kids going to the dumper..with overpowered shocksyicks..and extra tork litter pickers pinchers..!!

​@@njivwathomassilavwe2056For real. It was the last wild frontier...still wild. Still hard.

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No wonder once existed a myth if barnacle goose actually born from tree bearing barnacles in the sea (barnacle geese only breed in Northern part of Europe so its make sense if people who living further south from Scandinavia never see nesting barnacle goose and assumed if they born from barnacle)

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There's a reason for the names too. Centuries ago, before we knew about bird migration, Barnacle Geese were thought to spring from Goose Barnacles in a process known as 'spontaneous generation'.

@@Ruffian_Xion The lore goes deep....

there's also deer mouse and mouse deer; another fun fact: the terms for male & female mice & deer are the same, buck for males and doe for females

Yeah but evolutionarily speaking it's pretty good tactic for ensuring you only end up putting the majority of energy into the fastest and strongest recombination.

Sometimes we don't even have to be in a crisis situation to partake of the forbidden hamburger, sometimes we just become the crisis situation.

​@@Tony-nt5zd Brain switch flip: Never seen walking talking hamburgers before...

Exactly. Animals don’t have the same emotions or morals as humans do. Most of their behaviors are based on survival. We shouldn’t judge them as good or evil when they’re just trying to live another day.

That's why it's so ridiculous for people to compare us to animals, they live a completely different life than us in every way. No human being is born underneath volcanic ash and told from birth to simply "survive", every species has a code of morals and ethics that completely differ from our own, things like cannibalism and 🍇 are so widely common and accepted amongst others beings, unlike us. Humans and animals are only similar in the fact that we share some DNA, a planet, and some anatomy with each other, aside from that we are nothing alike.

Your point being...?

he was a Hungry Hippo

@@Amberclaudi he was a hungry, hungry hippo

They beat me to it! Hungry Hungry Hippos isn't just a game! 😮

hippos are herbivores so he was just feeling a little sociopathic. Edit: mostly herbivorous as they have been witness engaging in omnivorous behaviour, so says google.

Hippos don't eat the babies, they just vaporize them so there's less food competition. Hippos kill a lot of animals, sometimes just for fun, but they consume the bodies.

Yeah, especially now with vaccines and plentiful food. Like, we don't realise that until 70-ish years ago when you had a baby, you didn't always expect them to make it to adulthood. Yeah, expecting your children to all survive is actually a luxury we have now. But even before that with how human lifespans, reproductive cycles, and pregnancy work it's always been in our best interest to take very good care of our young. Like, we can have 1 baby, maybe 2 on very rare occasions, roughly per year. Except that pregnancy and childbirth take a huge amount of energy and health out of mothers, so the baby-factory method is out of the question. And those harsh pregnancies I just mentioned? Yeah they're also a key reason we can't just grow until we're semi-competent inside mom like other animals; the human body just can't really withstand much more than 9 months. So that leaves us with 1 utterly helpless baby every couple years or so max, we've gotta raise that thing for years before it's even able to do anything close to feeding itself and if it makes it to adulthood it can live for decades. Thus humanity's gameplan for parenthood was simple: take VERY good care of that baby, keep dad and other family around to make sure mom stays alive while very pregnant and then recovering, and again, do everything you can to get that baby to the point it's grown enough to be capable.

@@KAT-dg6el Same boat here. when I was a kid my mother was an entitled bitch who went "soon all will be us... or all will be DEAD!" -- she was speaking about how we'd be rich and everyone else would be slaves to us or dead. Worshiped the rich "class" and said "they know how to live our lives better than we do" ... yeah, didn't happen. heh. "motherly love" my ass, that was straight terrorizing anyone that "was not her".

I'm sorry to hear what happened to you. Similar situation happened to both of my grandfathers, but they had it better, because when their people kicked them out, they knew they had to make their way. They didn't show up somewhere expecting at least a roof. God bless you, and may Karma make your next childhood easier.

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sounds like a good first chapter of a memoir that'd make me want to keep reading.

i'm so so sorry. obviously nothing i say will change anything. but you are so strong and you deserved so much better.

Thank you

Ohhh thanks!

I thought it was a Bloody Mary, and things were SO much worse in my mind!

Thanks for explaining. I got distracted by how good the drink looks and wanting to order one but I didn't know the name. Then I thought somehow the crabs having copious amounts of it meant they were out on the beach stealing drinks and getting plastered😂

Ty bro

look at the text he put on screen. he said he couldn't use the croc clip (probably due to guidelines)

friendly fire at its finest

Hey brother, we've won. We're about to be Born The other shark there can only be one

Those cubs likely wouldn’t have been the same way. The females are female of course, but most of the males will just die as virgins because they aren’t strong enough to become the alpha.

@@orppranator5230 That's not quite how lions work. A fair number of times, lion males form coalitions (yes, that's the tern) typically ranging from 2-5 in order to improve their chances of successful hunts and to overpower other males, and they share the mating rights. I might suggest the Count D a n k u l a episode "The Lions that hunted other lions" here on YT for an interesting case of six extremely strong and aggressive lions in a coalition founding a small empire and wiping out other prides. Sorry for the weird spelling, trying to avoid a-u-t-o & & & d-e-l-e-t-e.

*Chicken nuggies*

More like discount dinosaur creepy Darwinist descendant

You are under arrest! Get your hand out where I can see it! GET YOUR HAND OUT OF THAT STORK!

Looks like the Dark Crystal anatagonists (skek'sis)

Muppet built around a manual post hole digger (I wanted those kinds of shovels to be called something like, short and snappy, but they’re not. They’re called manual post hole diggers.)

Nah, they're feathery machine guns

That is really cool! :D

I also went to Costa Rica for school and it was such a breath of fresh air to see everyday people care about nature like they do and considering how beautiful the country is, I’m glad it’s being protected

Awwwwww that’s so cool! That brings me hope for humanity 🥹

I swear!!!

7:06 ADAM!

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Reminds me of bestiality. If you didn’t know what it meant it would sound badass

goes hard as a band name

Sukuna be like

rude

They’ll just push the unhatched eggs out if the cuckoo can hatch early enough, which they often do

I think I even saw a meme about that

Except they're still in the war... till the day they die...

Totally got me lol. I was sitting there thinking "that's actually pretty good for only raising one at a-- oh. oh, okay then."

@@littlebear274 it’s also a reference to when he was talking about a jellyfish and said they “can grow up to be 3.3… just a smudge, 33 feet long”

I'm one in a crabillion

​@@ununun9995And I am one in a krillion.

Maybe its a good idea if someone creating horror story with hippo/hippo inspired creatures as the main threat

Maybe its a good idea if someone creating horror story with hippo/hippo inspired creatures as the main threat

*millions

😂😂

So did I, but I've never been told about baby grass, what I did was manually catch each baby as it got born (and fast because I was scared the mom is gonna get to it first) and put them in a separate container. The first one I had birthed around 60. I continued to raise them and their lineage for a few more years. I'm 29 now and haven't had fishes for 15 years, but for some reason I still have regular fish-related nightmares, that's how much they traumatized me.

@@sweetgirl070707 Honestly, we just let nature run its course. Some babies made it to the grass and we raised them Worse thing that happened was when our snail... um... decided he wanted to be a slug...

Seconded!

NGL came close a couple times. Got kept home more than once due to a handprint on my face; other places clothes can hide the bruises.

@@Undomaranel Dang bro, sorry to hear about that. You don't deserve that. I hope things get better for you.

@@Post-ModernCzechoslovakianWar That was years ago fam, I'm mid 30s now lol. But no, they don't get better. Things just morph in different ways and forgiveness only leaves you open to be hurt again.

@@Undomaranel Well that sucks man. I hope you can get in a place of healing or something else needed. As cliche as that may sound. I'm don't know you, don't relate to your struggles, and I won't pretend that I will. Your life honestly sounds like it's been harder than me. I'm not jealous of what you described. I just hope you get a good W. Godspeed!

Thank you, really appreciate it and glad you enjoy the videos!

When nature is from the hood.

wait until competitive arrives

Causal Violence

Competitive History

@@Xfeum Hostile timeline

@deeya Mr. Krabs: *“Hnm. So that's what I taste like.”*

@@aleksandarvil5718Nah the krabby patty was just old and dried up!