Naw bro play by their rules them run them hands.... Not by yourself tho call like 7 friends so they know you're not light weight 😂😂😂

As my Dad is fond of saying, "I'd rather be tried by twelve than carried by six".

​@@Kingcleavejp They finna have to restart their whole concept of community: shared houses. Where multiple people live on a single, big building and everyone can square up once the baboons pull up.

@@MrDibara that way they will learn their lesson

With the current rent we have yeah I can see this asba possibly ​@@MrDibara

Hey what did the coyote expect raven be straight up help raising the cups There honory members of the pack 😂

There are even spiders that specifically specialize in stealing prey stuck in the webs of other spider species. Not even the arachnids are safe from food theft smh

that how cellar spiders can be they steal food from other cellar spiders or they straight up beat the other cellar spider out of their web

Bro gave the sacrificial treatment

Ah man you Can't have shit in this house

​@tekashimaahshiha647 I love the imagery I'm thinking. Like a small trap door spider finishes building his cave web and catches a meal and the moment he's about to eat it another bigger trap door spider beats him up and throws him out like yesterday's dinner. I've heard about some bird species doing this with nests but never thought spiders would also

and star fish are really smart but they're socially awkward so they come off as moronic in the sea world Like Patrick, you can hold them and they get giddy and friendly

@@thepubknight6144is that why Patrick sometimes has smart moment?

He was a marine biologist beforehand so yeah

So thats why they lost so much personality when he stopped working on the show

@@margaretbush Seem to recall it even started as a comic narrated by a sponge (a _sea_ one not a dish one like in the cartoon). It always was meant to be educational. Like the seabears are meant to be a joke about seals being closely related to bears.

Loads of people say burns are among the worst pain. I find them nice, and when I was stupid I used to do them to myself. But stomach pain I can't stand, even mild, makes me go into 'depression defense mode'. Point being I think people vary a lot. Never been stung by a hornet tho (and wouldn't go near them to find out). A wound drain removal from major surgery was the worst pain I've had in terms of pure strength (it was over fairly quickly though).

@@Torthrodhel 😳...You... like setting yourself on fire...? ...Are you a pyromaniac?

@@innovativedunce3706 no just a very open person, I guess with an unusual sensory quirk. We all have our wild days and that was part of mine (though think cigar stubs more than wicker men). My pain exploration sounds a lot less wild than the op's anyway; wasn't meant as a boast, just curiosity. I like learning about the differences. They're weird and interesting. Fire is very beautiful but I've never gone around burning stuff. Actually been in two house fires and they were both very scary and I still get up in the night sometimes needing to check nothing's on fire. Definitely not a desired situation.

@@Torthrodhel Ok, good. Have a nice day🙂

Get a flamethrower the wasps will fear you

Facts!!!! Cuz what 😂😂😂😂

I would love to simply have a conversation with this guy. I rarely encounter people with such raw wit.

@@SHGRaerazzle joke

YEEEES RAZZLE VIEWER SPOTTED​@@toxi101yt5

every time I'm about to comment on a joke I see someone already has I swear we all have the same sense of humor

I used to catch mantises as a kid, color me heartbroken when the grasshopper I put in its cage as food actually killed the mantis...

Poor mantises...

Yoink!

@@Izzy_gee YOINK

@@Izzy_gee YOINK!!!

That's one crazy way to adopt

welcome to the jungle.

*Netflix and kill

@@thomasthetanderloin We got fun and games.

I'll take 2, please.

I love bees

​@@jens2049 bees are trumps spy campaign, they don't exist. Biden 2024!

Yes

crazy how something so small contributes so big to our world

Nah team wasp all the way all my homies hate bees

Soooo baboons are basically like 40k orks kzfaq.info/get/bejne/obSaiMx11bLanIU.htmlsi=pAZoHqDwDGTgX7o5

Absolutely agreed.

That is an amazing pun.

It's the power of black man

He needs to write a second book with all of these phrases

"A seebrah" as in a sea zebrah lmao

Missus: "What's with all this porn on your laptop? I thought you said you were researching!" Bloke: "A baboon broke in and started surfing, what can I say?"

That's ok Baboons are tasty

Baboons are straight up gangsta LOL XD

I know you know I'm not gonna download that shit

They're pretty smart too. The ones that live on the mountain near my parent's home figured out how to get passed the baboon lock on the trash cans (originally designed because the baboons figured out which day the truck came and they would come raid the bins and there would be trash strewn across the road).

Points! Although i was surprised he didn't mention the crocs, who also absolutely beef with boas but are rarer in general. We're lucky to basically have two versions of such a keystone honestly!!!!!

florida now needs the gators to keep running what a world we live in huh?

@@pocketinfinity6733 we've needed them since the land was formed! That's why maintaining native species is so important.

@@pocketinfinity6733 Florida always needed gators

Alligators? whassat? I only Know Swamp Puppies

Bro it’s been 2 min since the vid dropped for u ain’t no way u finished the whole vid 😭

@@AbdimajiidMohamed-ht2vj bro put the video on 2x speed

Yes, but what if he did the animals with the least Black Af1 energy

@@AbdimajiidMohamed-ht2vj I didn't, but I've seen enough content of his to KNOW who he's about to bring up. The Sloth Bear vs Tiger shit was guaranteed.

"A maligned mongoose on steroids" 😂

Thank you!!

You know...we're the smartest creatures on this world. And we made sure many species that were either too delicious or felt like a threat dissappear. The first thing I get from this is that yeah, don't mess with a smart creature. The second is, all the animals that mess with us should be grateful we're so smart that we developed morality, or else we'd walk this world alone.

Monsters are animals​@@mndiaye_97

​@@Burn_Angeljust wait till ai takes over humans then we'll have an apex predator without mercy

@@violetskiy854 It won't happen. Artificial intelligence is, as it's name says, not real intelligence, but rather a sequence of patterns that try its best to follow some kind of logic. It will never be as smart as us, and it won't take over the world. This is not a movie.

😭😭yoink

Yoinkkk

im from florida, and even I fear that man. he is THE florida man

that guy :D yoink!

Yoinkers

Donatello was not playing lol

*tortoise

@@TheBlazicans Raphael style 😏

👀😁😝🦶

*Tortoise - they're very different. Confuse a Tortoise for a Turtle in care and you will kill it. Same vice versa.

Nature doesn't waste time or calories, if it doesn't help it doesn't stay around.

Sloth Bear: F*ck it. If I'm going out, I'm going out swinging.

“if it wants me in a pack, i’m going in a pack. Least I can do is heavily injure it on my way out for the next bear”

Never piss off crows or ravens. They have memories. Long. Memories.

The wolves have air superiority over coyotes.

Lol same. I see why Ravens are so prominent in mythology. And that coyote got mangled too.

​@@ageishyena3035they also have homies that they tell about their beef and aren't above sending your way if you wronged them.

Carpenter bees are so goofy because the big angry ones are exclusively males, who cannot sting or bite. It literally can’t do anything, it’s just being lil shithead because why not lol. Also, look at the face. Makes have white faces. Females are small, keep to themselves, and can sting, but won’t unless you make them.

Don't they also know how to deal with bee mites? They just pull them off their hive mates and end them on site.

"America Honey Bees" are actually called Western Honey Bees. 🐝🤓

@@Sabbathtage American honeybees refers to honeybees which are in America. American has no native honeybees. African killer bees are also American honeybees as they live mostly in America.

I don't know about that. Carpenter bees seem too chill to deal with the giant murder machines (you can pick them up with your bare hands), in addition to having the disadvantage of being generally solitary.

And that lion running scared for his life while a herd of Water Buffalos are chasing him with one Buffalo with its tongue out

Thats fucked up of you not to stop her.

There’s something seriously fucking wrong with you

Yikes

Coward

And you let your dog do that? You are the real animal here

two crow crime at most

I surprised Pikachu'd when I saw him snatch that thing up by its face.

@@CWRage Well if you snatch it by anywhere else it'll just turn around and bite you. It's counterintuitive but its the safest way to yoink em

Yoinkman!

@@TheHipsterDominion im always curious, why don’t the big ones just coil around our arms when we do that and just snap them like twigs?

He's after that 20 footer

I feel like Mantis gets carried a lot, 10% sounds about right

@@SpaghettyLuvsUit might be 20% I think we’re forgetting Mantis is actually the fastest and strongest physically

Explains why Praying Mantis style Kung-Fu is so effective

who are the other 4?

​@@Soulmaster187 They're talking about Kung Fu Panda, the animated movie. The other 4 are Tiger (Tigress?), Monkey, Crane and Viper

Orcas getting got by humpback whales is ironically karmic

hippo was talking mad shit he had to shut him up

Would you do the same if someone was chewing so loud near you

@@s0ggybeansncheese755 he mother slapped him or challenged him to a duel 😂😂😂

@coffee_2234 hell ye 😂 but I thought it wasn't a hippo I thought it was the other animal that looks like a hippo I can't remember the name

That and the boxing octopus 😂

This is the first of I've heard about it, thanks!🤙

Sincere thanks for the Google hole I fell into for that

yoinkman is truly the apex

He's Oryx, the Taken King, but for animals in the Florida Everglades.

Yoink! Boop!

Even the Floridians fear fishinggarret (source: Floridian) We're so proud of him

Him going through the everglades *and* the amazon rainforest bare foot scares me 😭 I'm surprised he hasn't been bitten or something yet

I came down to the comments to see if anyone else appreciated that too. Nice.

Facts

Australia is like one of the only countries to ever have a war with animals and they lost every single time is the frightening part

@@DrippleDragon nope China is way worse, they had a war with Sparrows and the end result was a famine that killed millions of people. Australia "losing" to birds had no bad impact on the people because they just made better fences to keep them away from crops.

Might be too one sided in favor of the emu.

@@DrippleDragon china had a war against sparrows and won which caused millions of chinese citizens to die because it turns out that killing an entire species isn’t a great idea

you mean one generation?

The octopus punching fish is hilarious

@@maxalon2479 nah, a couple at most. some millennials played club penguin as well.

Much appreciated 🙏🏿

Rain World Artificer vibes

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

@@bengal4047 NAH I HAD THE EXACT SAME THOUGHT

@@bengal4047 is that the name of it?

your current pfp matches this vibe I got to say

Vervet monkeys are a pest in my hometown of Amanzimtoti. Also because they are constantly being fed by humans and they poor things need to be saved even though they attack people, animals and children.

Sounds like all it takes is an example of 1 to get the message to the others.

​@@nickschaefer9320 Baboon season?

@@starlarose2216you can’t, Baboons hold one of the biggest grudges out of all primates, so unless you want years of Baboons actively assaulting worse than they are now it’s better to try and use harmless tactics again this is a problem the people brought on to themselves so it’s gonna be years and years before it’s fixed

Maybe we should declare them a delicacy or something. Then we'll see if they wanna fuck around and find out.

Thank you my man!

Precisely. They learned the average person isn’t doing anything to them so they do whatever they want. Basically, they don’t respect us in the slightest 😭

@@mndiaye_97 I know you make videos on animals and not humans, but we often forget how terrifying we are. In a world where menaces like hippos, river otters, and zebras exist, we are the ones that trap all of those and more in cages and special holding cells just to look at them

@@pablorosada9788So dangerous we could cripple the planet 😂 but I was just wondering if we started fighting back without guns at least, would that start a legit war between the two? Surely they would feel vindictive and get clever enough to start raid parties or smth

@@Universexy1 absolutely. One thing we both have in common is that neither species runs the ones (must be a primate thing), everybody would be jumping everybody. It would be an all out war And then the guns come in. Because where there's smoke there's fire(arms). What can I say? We really like our boomsticks.

⁠@@pablorosada9788yeah but at that same time there’s not a single animal we can out run, out maneuver, and no real biological weapons like claws,fangs, or venom, humans best qualities are numbers,opposable thumbs, and more developed brain (although today with some people we can debate that) and strength and we still can’t get to the pure muscle that is a Gorilla at least not within a short amount of time, nor could we all think on the same mind at the same time for the common goal Yeah Humans are very effective and we have crippled the world but tbf put most other dominant predators in that position they would ruin the world faster than us but at that same time Humans vs any animal so far we have not won a single war with an animal

Ah yes drama in the animal kingdom

Right?

Only like drama when I’m not involved

Your rival is the mosquito

​@@ilovecookiesization isn't that everyone 💀💀💀💀

Okay, where are people in these comments encountering those devil spawn?

​@@The_Super_NOVAin hell

I've heard about that pain from a friend who had the misfortune of getting stung while on vacation _(we live in Scandinavia so we luckily do not have those demons around, at least not yet...),_ he got stung on the neck and got a *REALLY* bad reaction to it, beyond the pain. He was swelling up like a balloon and had a harder and harder time breathing for every minute that passed. They estimate that it took them about 15, at an absolute maximum 20 minutes, from the time of the sting until they were at the hospital WITH a doctor, which is just... Pure luck. They all felt as if it could have gone straight to hell if they hadn't been almost directly outside of a great hospital, so he could get help with his breathing and the *pain* as fast as he did. Otherwise the reaction he had to it could very well have killed him from a lack of breathing, so it's just amazingly lucky that the hospital was only a few minutes away. He had never had any reaction to an ordinary wasp here in Scandinavia, never been allergic or anything, but after that sting he started to get allergic reactions from wasp stings in Scandinavia too. That's freaky as hell. Anyway, he also said that they gave him fairly high doses of morphine, oxy- or hydrocodone, I don't remember which, and that the only thing his friends had to say to the doctor was that he got stung by one of those giant hornets/wasps (they didn't know the name of it), and as soon as they had said the words the doctor turned to the nurses and said something to the effect of; "Give him [medications for the allergic reaction] and opioids! *Run* really fast!" with a real "rush" and some worry in his voice. My friends were of course quite worried before that, since the guy who got stung was swelling and red as hell in the face and around his neck, had problems to breathe but somehow managed to SCREAM and vomit + sweating bullets, and that was from the pain alone. But something "clicked" with them when the doctor and nurses were as quick as they were with giving him what they did in the doses they did, that I think the realization of how serious of a situation it was just hit them even harder. Anyway, I'm so sorry that you had to go through that pain. It truly sounds like one of the worst things imaginable.

If it’s just one wolf, I would still bet on the donkey. They’re very mean

Some people use donkeys as live stock guardians because they absolutely hate wolves

I lived in rural Texas for ages and nearly every rancher around kept a donkey or two with his cattle. They absolutely loathe coyotes and will murder them on site. And we had tons of coyotes around. I lost several cats to them.

@@paigeharrison3909 Another animal that hates wolves are llama and alpaca. I've heard of sheep owners who keep a few llama with their sheep. Instead of acting like a prey they walk directly up to any wolf and give it hell. They are not only good at spitting but quite adept at kicking. The result is that the wolves really don't know how to handle them and instead will avoid the sheep herds where there are llama watching the herd.

My spoiled dog is trying to get between me and my tablet right now. She cannot abide it when I don't drop everything to pay attention to her! She definitely has me wrapped around her little paw!❤

I’d say there’s a rivalry between my dogs and cats but the dogs are too scared to fight back most of the time lol

Than

You should get that footage for him to put randomly in one of these videos 😂

Mini Bernese Mountain Dogs? ~cries in groomer~

Bruh

what

Holy- I didn’t expect this to actually get over a hundred likes in the span of an hour, I was just making a sh*tpost mixing various Mario’s Madness references. How did this happen?

@@heihogreenzx4704 burp

*If I have to hear one more goddamn person make a "yo soy Luigi" reference I am going to piss my own ass!*

magpies are corvids.

Is that what it is? I was thinking Kookaburra.

Magpies are memebers of the family Corvidae. Which also includes Jays, Crows, Nutcrackers, and Ravens. They meet the one and only requirement to be considered a corvid, so even if they might not be the first animal you think of in that family, Magpies are indeed 'a sort of corvid' by definition.

No, Magpies _are_ corvids.

Magpies are corvids.

“That can be arranged”