look out he knows fireball

You must compile the Collective D&D KZfaqr multiverse.

That’s a lot of shit for someone in fireball distance

Wait? Zee... Did you seriously suffer a fire? (or is this just an animated joke to explain the absence?) If so, sorry, and point me to where I can send money (when I have it). If not, still good to see another episode. Wait? When did Luskin burn down? Grabbins the Unwanted (goblin) and his friends are in that area collecting Goblin Ears for a bounty. (Yeah, Grabbins doesn't see himself as a goblin. What kind of goblin is forced to eat AFTER the slaves and sleep in the Warg dung pits?)

0:36 Those are brave words for someone in fireballing distance

Nick Larocco I was planning on you using fireball! YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!!!

That's some pretty tough talk for someone in counterspell range...

Send a Pyromancer to duel in your place. Fight fire with fire and by fire I mean fireball and by fire I mean guy that can't be hurt by fire. It worked for the imp our wizard failed to kill.

I dont think tortera can use fireball.. may i suggest solar beam

@@jammo7370 Was that a way of astral self monk reference?? 😂

He did multiclass into wizard so...

Depends on whether or not you think he thinks the number that comes after three is lower than one.

the last frame of the video shows the 1 on the D20 meaning the 5% chance for it to fail cause he was in another plane..meaning it failed lol

Intelligence is a dumb stat that's why Jo's is the number that comes after 3.

@@appelofdoom8211 nah, he's a Sorcerer with the charisma he has

Bwahahaha! I did that for an NPC that the whole party decided they hated -Be me, the DM, -look at character sheets -sigh -be my players -The party makes an all fighter lineup, no healing -they spend all their gold on weapons, against the dm's suggestions -be me again -make a changeling alchemist -she can make potions -she can keep the party alive, when they run wildly into battle -apparently the voice I chose is annoying -watch as the party blatantly attempts to get her killed -watch as they free and ancient, trapped demon -the party leaves the changeling for dead -no attempt was made (to heal her) -the demon possesses the changeling -now the big bad has that same voice!

Brass Dragon's are the funnest NPC. They are a dragon of relatively high power that can talk for years; but aren't necessarily any good at it. XD

You monster xD

That's the evilest thing I've ever seen. I'm so proud.

That's ridiculously funny

oh boy 22 spells :D

bards only get 22 spells sorcerers get 15 all while paladins can PREPARE 25 and have 10 extra spells but lets not forget rangers get 11 and only 2 ranger subclasses get just 5 extra spells lmao

yea well considering that wizards normally can have like 40something spells as they approach level 20, thats real bad

@@0whatman paladins get 1/2 level + cha, not lvl + cha, so more like 15 max at level 20.

@@Hagosha okay I missremembered it's half level plus charisma but they also have the 10 extra spells from subclass that they allways have prepared, so at lvl 20 they got 25 spells, 15 of wich they can prepare from their spell list so yea, rangers got shafted with their 11 spells and 2 subclasses that get to have 5 extra but no other subclasses that do haha

What is this? *A crossover episode*

Hopefully that means Puffin Forest and Dingo Doodles are showing up next

we are in the endgame baby

Some people don't like D&D animations. But not us.

@@paperbullet1945 those people are *HERETICS*

Really that is definitely surreal. Not as surreal as those two fighting. Pokemon are like mini wizards in of themselves.

What is more surreal is that it doesn't seem implausible

@CogentPhilosopher so, a Warlock. XD and really, by Torterra, it should be able to wreck face.

@@pyrosianheir but lots of slots. More like a Sorcerer. A Sorcerer you can put in a tiny ball and summon as you wish.

@CogentPhilosopher all you really need to do is summon a Magcargo in your enemy's general area and wait for ambient fire damage to solve the problem. a 55kg intelligent mass able to sustain a consistent surface temperature of 18000 farenheit indefinitely vs one beardy boi. If not, that's what fireblast (ie pokemon fireball) and flame charge (ie Let me get close to you and on explosive fire) are for.

Cleric: *laughs in plate mail*

I just realized that I've never made a warlock with eldritch blast

@@TheMalevolentSpoon Cookandbook!

Fighter: *laughs in weapon*

@@firestorm165 YOU WHAT?!?!

Have you seen Puffin Forrest steaming a bunch of them playing (and complaining about) 4e together?

*multiverse

@@eric_moore-6126 thank you for the correction

What crossover? Where is this?!

Laser Samurai it’s joecats wizard episode

@@RouxAroo666 /watch?v=U1Gs8WTddI4 JoCat's Crap Guide to DnD Wizard episode. You can thank me later. [Fireballs are not a valid form of thanking.]

@@GreatgoatonFire Thank you. I must have missed it somehow.

@@alphastark8883 Thank you.

Nah screw that, it's all about that Frenzy Plant.

glad to see some fellow turtwig enjoyers around these parts

Youse talkin mad shit for someone within earthquaking distance

@@Artrysa turtwig can't learn frenzy plant

@@e4ehco21 But Torterra can.

I shall defend Jocat but mainly his Half-Orc violin playing Bard named Storig with my life person in fireball distance

And thus, the line is to be drawn Will you fight for the wiggly sword and shield, or the wise cranky wizard? This will be the event of the year

I know just what to do! I’ll storm his channel and subscribe to him! And I’ll like all of his videos! Therefore causing more people to see his channel! The ultimate revenge!

Excellent idea ZenmanLovesGames I’ll do that to Zee first just to get at you.

Doctor Sno a perfect revenge! I have been bamboozled!

That's a brave thing for you to say person within fireball distance.

@@honorboundfate9521 Talking mad shit for someone in Eldritch Spear + Spell Sniper distance

Fireball. Just Fireball.

@@bazzfromthebackground3696 Just Fireball

@@jamesgreene6113 *Just Fireball*

And then he casts sleep. And harvests Jocat for material components.

@@arandomzoomer4837 LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Makes a wiggler sword and shield

Why use Counterspell when, you know, Globe of Invulnerability works arguably better against any casting of Fireball, even upcast ones?

@@lordphobius3876 scene by the fireplace: Corvo, this is Wiggler. Wiggler, Corvo. You two should get along nicely.

especially if it has an alcoholic brand name on it.

biohazard724 *get in losers, we’re playing D&D!*

pretty sure jocat has loaded dice

Kizuna Akari and it’s just SNS on every side.

Smash Bros was already way more ambitious than anything in the mcu from the start.

Don't forget to count them out loud. What? No, I'm no DM who would ever use that against anyone!

"Where's the damn backspace?! Heck, I've run out of-"

"is that 20 ? oh... OH, SHIT BALLS, NO."

21 words

Travis will count for you and if you're short, just sing do-do-do do!

I was hoping someone else saw and could confirm for me, DnD KZfaq is quickly becoming a shared universe

And the part where he's casting sending to JoCat is a reference to his current Pokémon Nuzlocke series.

Puffin Forrest in a more realistic style took me a while to recognize, Dingo though was pretty recognizable!

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT!!!

All four of them could make for one heck of a party! I think I got 3 out of 4 of them down as far as race/class: Jocat: Dragonborn Paladin (sword and shield) Zee: Gnome Wizard Puffin: Human Fighter (common, basic avatar) Dingo: ??????

And then all we will need is a Terraria tabletop RPG and reality will collapse in on itself

Maybe not. Last thing we need is more HERO whining.

It's easier for animators to colab because all they need to do is record their voice and send the recording. But terraria KZfaqrs are scattered across the multiverse and would actually have to play at the same time.

Imagine this: a campaign consisting of all of these animators.

@@chrisj403 If nothing else, there's Skype.

": -DAMN STUPID SPELL! I mean, who can get anything really meaningful said in 25 frickin' words?? I'm going to find whoever designed this spell and-"

:"Wait wait wait dont send that, those words didn't count! What do you mean that was half of my words?"

Clever.

Me who just got the message: "What the fuck?"

@@ColArana You only need 1 word to send a meaningful message sometimes, "Bitch."

*"YOU CAN RESPOND TO THIS MESSAGE"*

I'm sorry, but that was one word too many. You've failed to properly contract your sentences enough to use Sending. Your spell slot was wasted.

And here I always thought the somatic component for Sending was the caster dramatically pointing to his or her brain like Professor X in those Xman cartoons. To make the volume louder use both hands. 😁

"I still have words left? Then allow me to say-"

@@HairyHariyama ah yes order of the stick

MrSmallANDLoud English 100/100

@@henryeberman6342 it's a reference.

@@henryeberman6342 clearly the joke it to high lv for you.

Oh shit R/woosh

DM: Roll intimidation

Javier Patag Excuse me, you *DARE* neglect to mention Jacob?

why not both hilarious AND epic?

@@Eddie42023 I like how you think

Oh, YEAH! (to the music of Yell-O)

Fire ball vs targeted planar travel spell to the elemental plane of water.

@@barrybend7189 Who would win: A being who has lived lives as every possible way of life only to arrive to the conclusion that the sword and shield are the best weapons in existence and wears the head of an ancient worm *or* one beardy gnome boi

@@holdenkimura5034 I go with the beardy gnome boi.

@@barrybend7189 i go with dumb worm

It'll be a fast fight, fireball opener.

@@TheCinderfang Counterspell!

@@LRpaul145 I fireball the counterspell!

@@TheCinderfang It'd be even faster than that. What do you think Zee's been up to for two weeks? Something that isn't casting glyph of warding on every single brick of that bridge?

@@kevingriffith6011 Or he takes 2 levels of Warlock and the Spell Sniper feat and takes him out from 666 ft. Away to appease his demonic patron

Toa nuva that’s because their brain are like this•, while his brain are like this O. Also, Bionicles powa!

Words of Power are not to be comprehended by simple mortals . If they even try to decipher them their mind may collapse.

Feelsbadman

It's okay, we get nifty magic tricks we can perform usually only once a day, Eldritch Invocations. Wai- Oh, we do have this really innefficient way of regaining spell slots- oh, most other casters can do that on a short rest? And we get less slots and spells to cast than anyone?

@@TheMalevolentSpoon warlocks can regain any amount of spell slots per day if you have multiple short rests. Other classes only get so many back.

@@louiesatterwhite3885 Yes, like Sorcerers, the class I was actually talking about, and I was using Warlock's better features to prove my point. Thanks for noticing.

@@TheMalevolentSpoon but we have CHANGEY SHIT. Most effective in playing a nuker to send off one spell after another.

I first read it as JoCunt 😆😂

Ruthless drummer98 Same lol

And Adan! Adan's great.

Also you forgot Davvy Chappy ( kind of an animated dnd youterber but not really. You could probably just have an image of his face instead of animating it )

Hoi I couldn't resist.

When was the Puffin crossover now again?

What about none-animators? There’s a lot of them too

My team once used it to carefully coordinate between each other while in separate rooms in a police investigation over a stolen ship one port over. It kept the story straight and we got out of there without murdering anyone. That's how my cleric justified it at least.

"Stinky"

"SMITE"

Sword and Harp

E l d r I t c h b l a s t

Zanuth Piplup Gang

@@jammo7370 I'm sorry, I don't speak in poor taste

More of Piplup guy myself but dem big turtles are still rad

I have a feeling that that noodle just loves any shitty choices...

@@iliketurtles2531 shitty choices are shitty because they are the biggest disappointment. Everyone loves shitty choices at first.

Eh sorta. It would work in the same way as someone talking to their dog. He doesn't understand the word "walkies" but over time he's learnt the meaning of the word that sounds that way (and possibly grabbing of leash) is he gets to go for a walk. Then the response would be the incomprehensible "bark, bark" where again the owner might recognise the dog's tone, but not what he's actually saying.

@@Malwontae But the understanding is there so it's immediately making that bond

While it does make the message understandable to the animal, it doesnt guarantee that the animal could follow up using its ability Like, "stalk the person with X" They could get distracted, following a different person altogether, forget it, or even sending back an idiot reply like "Wow master can speak to me now! Ruffday love master so much! Ruffday likes it when master rubs ruffday belly! Ruffday sad master isnt here---"

@@FyebriesRolandia just realized sending and message was two different spells. Was confused as to why a cantrip could contact other planes.

@@FyebriesRolandia i'd trade all the power in the world to communicate with my pets like that.

I find your lack of (foreshadowing, foresight, love of drama) disturbing.

They mess with your electricity and water bills.

Yeah, but unless they've changed something, people actually in the afterlife tend to become petitioners and as a result forget vast swathes of their mortal life.

Evocation isn’t the only way. There’s also conjuration. This school includes a spell that can recreate any evocation spell while technically being conjuration. Or transmute him into a rot grub with true polymorph.

@@isaaceshleman2833 Conjuration is the perfect school to use against someone in the pokeverse!

@@Ithtorukk he will use fireball and only fireball

/r/imsorryjon

I thought his visage was indescribable, but that does resemble one of the associates at Fantasy Costco.

@@AyeBeAPirate Where all your dreams come true?

JoCat, Dingo, Puffin, and TAZ in one video? That's a cross over I tell you what.

No Jocat int is the number after 3

@@xRussianbishop That's what IT thinks!

his INT score is 4 you fool

Yeah, like a group if enemies in a 20 foot radius, or a merchant that tried to scam the players

@@sir_slimestone3797 *sleep

@@zeebashew What if that group of enemies are elves?

@@zeebashew Nah, fireball works better, but maybe finger of death works better