“People forget models as soon as they step off the runway, and I stepped off a long time ago.” Wasn’t she just recognized by a random taxi driver like an hour ago?

when sis walked into the hospital room i really thought her man had a baby with another woman on their wedding day LMAO

I like the fancy French restaurant that's full of sounds of cahtter and clinking silverware like it's an Ikea cafeteria even though there's NOBODY ELSE THERE.

i love how the thing that gave the model away was the fact that the bracelet was on her ankle instead of her wrist and not the fact that her skin is a completely different tone

"Was Amber REALLY pregnant with Nathan?" ...uhhh, not how that works. He's a fully grown human.

"He recognized me, so I hid my face but I could tell he still recognized me!" I...I really don't think she understands how disguises work...

It’s so messed up that she made up that Amber was pregnant,, like,, Amber literally didn’t do anything wrong she just hurt her ankle and called her agent? That’s it? Attacking “the other woman” instead of just the boyfriend is such an awful trope that makes no sense

Bro I got the werewolf ad thing over a month ago and the original ad was much longer and I watched like three minutes of it out of pure shock and horror and im so happy it turns out I wasn't hallucinating or some weird shit

...there was a time in my life where I read stories like this on wattpad 🐺

My favorite part about the model lady’s eyes seemingly growing farther apart is you KNOW they were closer together until they pasted their mask asset on her face and they went “ope lemme move those eyes over to fit… there.” and that it wasn’t character design or anything lmaoooo

Okay, some questions here: 1. Why is she possibly slandering Amber's reputation and dragging her into this instead of saying "Hey I was asked to fill in for her after she got injured." Ya know like the truth. 2. Didn't Amber publicly injure herself on the runway? As such wouldn't it make sense to just tell the people, "Hey, Amber's still injured but we have a fill in for her because we didn't want to postpone the show." And also why is the media jumping to saying that MC is responsible for the injuries when it was very clear that Amber fell and hurt herself. 3. Also why would they feel the need to cover her face? Again, just say that because of Amber's injury MC would be filling in because she was the only person they could reach on such short notice. They really made this so much more difficult than it needed to be. 4. Building on that, why did she feel the need to dramatically remove the mask? Like they know it's not Amber, why give up the ghost like that? Every move these characters make is the single most inane decision ever, but if anything it shows that you should publish your book, because my god, you can't make your characters act any less naturally than these ones, children playing with dolls come up with more natural scenarios than this.

Starting this video with "ouch" is great for the topic of this video because animated stories make me feel pain

“I ... what the fuck” is correct. To all of these. I’m never gonna forgive you, Adika.

Why does the woman in the second story look like she’s like fifteen percent of the way turning into a horse?

Why in the world would you need a heart monitor machine, let alone be in a hospital bed for a sprained ankle, why does it need that much bandaging as well?

The Mask joke caught me off guard but I love that you're the only person on the internet who still jokes about it on a regular basis

ABSOLUTELY read that title as “the billionaire’s accidental BITCH” instead of bride and it made the whole experience so much more enjoyable

Not Jordan saying that covering their face in the billionaire bride storyline world was a protective mechanism, but then instantly covers half his face with his hands when he gets scared from seeing the model’s Venetian mask lol

gotta appreciate the fact that he never lets a bit die

It’s too bad that we can’t leave the wolf pack unless we fine find a version with the mark of the moon goddess :/

why was a billionaire getting married at the courthouse at 1PM? Were they eloping? Did he not want to pay for a nice wedding? I think this relationship was doomed from the start

Going to F Restaurant to pay respects to our crumbling relationship

The wedding-model-drama whatever one looks like someone cheaply copied the art style of the animated Titanic movie, and that style already looked cheap. Also "was she pregnant with Nathan" that's a twist, she's pregnant with the man who got her pregnant?

"i don't want to hurt you, but i have 2 tickets to pound town with a virgin moon goddess and we have to leave NOW"

THANK GOD I've been going crazy over the fact that NO ONE was talking about this and I kept getting their ads 😭

Gotta go buy me a scarf to put over my face in social situations I don’t like. New skill unlocked.

Sorry I didn't turn up to our wedding, because I had to go to hospital because someone else sprained their ankle and for some reason is in a hosptial bed with a heart monitor and I needed you here to ask will you do some modelling, yes I could have asked you at the wedding, but let me ask you at your favourite restaurant in your wedding dress...

these animated videos got me covering my face with a small piece of see through fabric rn

The running gag with the face covering was hilarious.

Okay, but now I want to see Jordan review random romance webtoons.

9:14 Who schedules all this critically important work stuff the day after their wedding day? I mean, red flags right?

I love when Jordan walks us through something that makes us all deeply uncomfortable

Roberts became the first actress to be paid $20 million for a film [67] when she took on the role of real-life environmental activist Erin Brockovich in her fight against the Pacific Gas and Electric Company (PG&E) of California, in Erin Brockovich (2000). Peter Travers of Rolling Stone wrote, "Roberts shows the emotional toll on Erin as she tries to stay responsible to her children and to a job that has provided her with a first taste of self esteem [68] while Entertainment Weekly critic Owen Gleiberman felt that it was a "delight to watch Roberts, with her flirtatious sparkle and undertow of melancholy" [69] Erin Brockovich made $256.3 million worldwide,[70] and earned Roberts the Academy Award for Best Actress, among numerous other accolades. In 2000, she also became the first actress to make The Hollywood Reporter's list of the 50 most influential women in show business since the list had begun in 1992,[3] and her Shoelace Productions company received a deal with Joe Roth.

The model plan was doomed from the start. Amber and Emma look completely different.

Amber: I ran to the greenroom... * casually moonwalks forward*

i want to know more about the virgin moon goddess and the beast. i keep getting spammed with ads using this storyline! as much as i want to know, i refuses to download yet another app. it never ends.☠️

No one’s talking about how the husband in the second video thought no one would notice the switch between the two models when they’re different skin tones???

I saw the wolf one when I was watching KZfaq with my family, I had so much second hand embarrassment, like ,what in the Wattpad shi-

5:30 the more narcissistic she becomes the further her eyes seperate

He scheduled his wedding on the same day as the biggest work-event of his career?

The second one is like one of those AITA women who are like “my boyfriend gilted me on our wedding day, but I wore a bracelet on my ankle, AITA?” Like why was she apologising to him??

8:56 why are his tears behind his pupils

this was a wild one. I'm so disappointed I didn't get to see a reveal of the husband being gay and/or a robot.

I love how you got completely sidetracked by the ad at the beginning, tbh I would have too.

okay. the whole model story makes no sense in every way. its holistically nonsensical. if you are an agent who is getting married, why would you plan to have a show THE DAY AFTER YOUR WEDDING. why would you leave your wife at the altar without saying ANYTHING TO HER because one of your models twisted her ankle. why would you take your wife to dinner instead of explaining in the hospital?? why would the wife just agree to all of this and not be pissed??? why would you not just explain that amber was injured??? and was there no other models who could've done that instead of forcing your to-be wife to do the show for you WHEN YOU SHOULD BE MARRYING HER???? she did not have to remove her mask. there is no reason anyone would know or care she wasnt amber, much less shout out "have you turned to cheap tricks" at her from the audience. why would you write an apology letter and make people read it at an interview. and finally why the fuck would you do amber dirty like that she had nothing to do with any of this!! hi for the love of god hello!! i know animated stories are bad in general and i literally did not expect anything yet im still baffled by the fact that a real human person/s wrote this. and then voice acted it. and then animated it. and then posted it.

Here I was thinking the pocket fm ads I got where a woman gets stood up for her wedding and a business man who needs a wife for business reasons happens to be at the same court house so they end up marrying is dumb, then this ones starts with some beast shit. Oh and there was one with a delivery man delivering jus condoms & finds his girlfriend cheating on him. (Haven't finished video yet so dk if these were shown).

So we don't get to see what happens to the Moon Goddess?

Jordan, i feel like you might enjoy the chaos of AMVs (anime/animated music videos). there are a lot of like disney ones for example. incredibly chaotic

I could not stop laughing at the commentary. definitely one of my fav videos from you!!!

You should get a skinny bookshelf to fill the void of that nook. Or don't, I'm not your parental figure/guardian; do what you want with your nook. Bookshelf might be cute though.

The not wanting to listen to the audio book reminds me of a conversation I had with an author (I was selling art at a paranormal romance authors convention, it was a poor choice) and she had written a story about a man and a mermaid. I asked how that worked logistically, and she said “you’ll have to read the book to find out!” I said “oh, no, I’m not THAT curious” without really thinking and I still feel kind of bad about it, but not bad enough to find the book and read it.

we need more Nook lore. there’s “nothing” there, but what kind of “nothing”???👀

It was a pleasure to have finally experienced this ad with other people because what in the holy hell ❤️

Hi Jordan! Thanks for making me laugh on my work break!

I'ma assume nobody's putting these on they voice acting resume

I'm no model expert but I think they could be like hey she broke her leg so here's some other girl

FINALLY!!! I’ve been getting these ads for a while now, I even reposted some of them when they were first coming out, and I have NEVER heard ANYONE talk about them! The fact that they have a KZfaq channel now is wild to me

Love the shade about Amber's wrist 😂

Pocket FM is an Indian company. It's for audio books and stories but the stories are on Speed. It is basically soft p*orn. It however is very different from your average Story Time KZfaq Channels, while they rely on clickbait, Pocket FM relies on the fact that Indians are often sexually oppressed and p*orn is banned over here.

i 100% hide my face whenever faced with something i do not want to deal with. i am from that universe

Idk why but I trust Father Bob with my life

I'm really happy to see Jordan upload videos more frequently 🤗

" as he took me to my favorite french restaurant, Freddie Fazbears Pizzaria"

My theory is that animated stories/ads are created for people like you to make videos on.

You need to upload part 2 please. I can't go to sleep without knowing what happened to Billionaire Model Bride Not To Be Revenge

That model story was hilariously unreasonable. How do you even come up with something this strange?

2:08 how tf does he not think it might be a tattoo and its just a birthmark

Jordan's videos always feel like I'm on Facetime with him and it comforts me

Hey man just wanted to say I see how much effort and time you put into your videos and they're all just so good. I saw you over on Jarvis's channel and I came over here and subbed right away. Good work dude I really hope more people discover you. Manifesting sponsorships for you also XX Have a good day man I mean it

lmaoo i got the first ad like 11 times and watched most of it like half the time out of pure confusion

I just got the weirdest ad when I started the video. It was a cartoon of a unicorn and an octopus. The octopus was like "I got 97% on a test I didn't study for" and the unicorn said "i got 100% bitch" the octopus was like "same thing" and it ended by the unicorn saying "you got 97% because it's all you could get, i got 100% because it's all there was" and I am so damn confused.

these videos get more and more unhinged and im here for it

I never would turn down the chance to see Julia Fox's origin story, which is what I felt this was, kind of.

You should totally do more of these and for longer please 🙌🏼

My laptop really bluescreened in the middle of the video at a random point and I thought it was a bit for like 20 seconds😭

we stan priest bob

you're a very comfy creator jordan, I enjoy your videos a lot!

LOL please do more of these. The commentary was hilarious as always. Ty!

yes please make more of those, we love them awoooo

the white wedding scarf is called a veil. everyone knows that.

The wolf pack has been FEASTING lately and im so glad.

been havng a shitty weekend thank you jordan for making me feel a bit better❤

These videos GENUINELY made me uncomfortable who even is the audience for these besides commentary streamers

THANK you jordan for all the content lately ily im in love with u, wolfpack AWOOO

loving the regular uploads

I know there's something nefarious in the nook

i love the atmosphere of this video. i feel like i'm in the studio apartments these voice actors recorded in

Hey there Jordan! Loving the charisma. As a fellow brit, I declare thee The One That We Must Aspire To Be Like. TOTWMATBL for short.

this was a great video, these kind of ads haunt my feed lol

truly blessing us with content lately

i see that this video isn’t about chicken girls. interesting.

This felt like a fever dream

I saw that beast story and I was wondering where all the uproar was about it. It's just so absurd and ridiculous!

Jordan beautiful beautiful Jordan, I must ask you to fulfill the quest of doing more of these. I beseech thee

OH GOD THE FIRST ONE I ran into that one in the wild a month or two ago. Felt like a fever dream

THIS IS THE FREAKING PLOT OF A MANWHUA I READ. WTF. THAT STORY WAS ACTUALLY GOOD THE FUCK IS THIS?!

2:56 the irony of having to censor an ad on youtube so that your video is ad-friendly and doesn’t get demonetized by youtube is truly something

i've actually been stuck in the nook for three years. please let me out

Spoilers without context: Eric Roberts, Nala from Lion King, Bob the priest, and Masks.

Love when there's a new video from Jordan