Another Best of Cold Opens | Parks and Recreation
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@codyleslie478 3 жыл бұрын
"Oh Ron cool baby" "Thank you Andrew" 😂
@alexcorke6716 3 жыл бұрын
Patriotic American probably for the baby 😂
@smedspets695 3 жыл бұрын
I think I'm using that one
@CdrChaos 3 жыл бұрын
We all need a Star-Lord in our lives.
@LeviShmevi 3 жыл бұрын
Borderline my favorite moment of the show.
@Penguinssss 3 жыл бұрын
Damn! I come to comment the same thing and you beat me to it. I like your style. 😎
@Countdownsmiles 4 жыл бұрын
"He was born weighing multiple pounds and several ounces"
@skyhawk9699 3 жыл бұрын
“He was born some time ago” 😂
@rubicontugboat5415 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@ReasonablySkeptic 3 жыл бұрын
GOOD MAN! NO STUPID MATH BS! "My baby is 2419000 seconds, he's on his 7th trimester." I JUST SAID "how cute", I DIDN'T EVEN ASK HOW OLD HE WAS BECAUSE I KNEW YOU WOULD DO THIS STUPID MATH CRAP! You count in months, then years THAT'S IT!
@Pow3llMorgan 3 жыл бұрын
That's how you know it's an American baby. Here, in The Old World, it would have weighed a few thousand grams.
@skeltonslay8er781 3 жыл бұрын
I love that Ron respects his child’s privacy. He doesn’t give out anymore information than is necessary
@ryanslack2666 3 жыл бұрын
Ron rarely even gives his real name
@siriansight 3 жыл бұрын
😄 is your icon Other Joe with the Mass Effect eyes ? 🤣
@ferdinand12390 2 жыл бұрын
John [*MIDDLE NAME REDACTED*] Swanson
@natelofimusic 2 жыл бұрын
He would hate Facebook moms
@xdCrispy-Crisss 2 жыл бұрын
@@natelofimusic I already do
@SandmanJon 3 жыл бұрын
i just noticed he called ebay “electrical bay “
@SandmanJon 3 жыл бұрын
Dustin H. i meant electronic*
@supernerd2333 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if he went on eharmony
@baron5688 3 жыл бұрын
@@SandmanJon you can just edit the comnent
@rocbolt 2 жыл бұрын
Mildly interesting fact, eBay is actually short for Echo Bay- which was the name of the founders original consulting firm. Echo Bay was also the name of a mining company that already owned that domain name, so they shortened it.
@junibud 5 жыл бұрын
"we must always walk behind the man" has never left me
@L1b3rta 5 жыл бұрын
Finally a woman that knows a woman's place.
@restreven4455 5 жыл бұрын
Shoop I have a terrible feeling you’re not joking.
@jintarokensei3308 5 жыл бұрын
Who cares
@hugolalumiere9992 5 жыл бұрын
@Deserve Not Desire Um... Unless you're a mature white male and blamed for every social problem and relationship inadequacy? Last time I checked, this is PC and SJW time and white men are basically blamed for EVERYTHING.
@jbracq2008 5 жыл бұрын
Deserve Not Desire lol what? You’re a joke to our gender yourself😂
@johnwhittington2998 3 жыл бұрын
“They were right. Because of the Calendar” this made me laugh the most
@youknowthefunnythingis6869 3 жыл бұрын
Aprils little smirk when she heard that sealed it for me
@MrKiwifruit2011 3 жыл бұрын
8:15 when April knocks Ben's phone out of his hand - would not be surprised if that wasn't scripted because that smile from Aubrey looks very genuine lol
@khktgnk57 2 жыл бұрын
Also love how Ben just accepts it and picks the phone up without saying anything or even looking at April 😂😂
@mrblonde1264 Жыл бұрын
Haha I never even noticed that,I bet you are right too as the smile was perfect,I think that was more Aubrey than April 🤣
@pat2rome 9 ай бұрын
She's an actress, her job is to make scripted things look genuine. She's very good at doing so.
@drewpott 3 жыл бұрын
Love that the only reaction Ron respected was andys' "cool baby"
@jonathanolivaamaya5686 11 ай бұрын
Ron always had a soft spot for Andy
@CharlieSheensTigerBlood 3 жыл бұрын
"Take a hike Jerry!" "It's Larry now...😔" "Mkay...take a hike Larry!"
@anarchyd2 3 жыл бұрын
? ... Ohh I got it 😃
@the6ig6adwolf 5 жыл бұрын
Oh, Ron cool baby. Thank you.
@mananvyas4324 5 жыл бұрын
Cutest dialogue ever.
@hypnotised-clover 4 жыл бұрын
Damn, you have a mustache, such a man with your real mustache.
@AsharOzborne95 4 жыл бұрын
"thank you, I made it myself."
@lefettsack 3 жыл бұрын
Rectangle, America, megaphone, Monday. I've never seen Ron so excited
@CK-sn2lg 3 жыл бұрын
What about when he met Lil Sebastian
@WesleyB-Rook 3 жыл бұрын
You forgot butthole
@shittyrama 3 жыл бұрын
Butthole
@scruffd0g193 3 жыл бұрын
Lil Sebastian, Food and Stuff and Breakfast Food.
@lukepotosky7710 2 жыл бұрын
You forgot: Butthole.
@michaelramsey82 5 жыл бұрын
"Hi, I'm April. I stole your wallet." "You guys are weird." "Thank you!"
@jayclifford8284 5 жыл бұрын
I wish I could give myself amnesia so I could watch this show for the first time again
@anhnguyenngoc1283 5 жыл бұрын
Amen
@angfirefighter 3 жыл бұрын
Do you have a window not on the first floor?
@alexanderkaizer1095 2 жыл бұрын
Ditto
@starblaze5813 2 жыл бұрын
My go to method is to just not watch something for several years until I forget what it was like and then I return to it and feel nostalgia but get to experience everything again
@anouarkrassimovich7481 2 жыл бұрын
i can get you amnesia, it's 15 euros a gram
@KalebC4 3 жыл бұрын
“You’re not gonna need that computer *again*” **Kicks computer** “Cause I’m home, for like 19 hours.”
3 жыл бұрын
that was amazing :D
@Xylarxcode 4 жыл бұрын
Ben: 'You don't want to talk to that guy? He plays in the NFL.' Donna: 'He's a linebacker. Skill positions only for Donna Meagle.' *ends up marrying a music teacher*
@ACWilderness 3 жыл бұрын
That's like the most skilled position there is lmao you have to be a good teacher AND play instruments and shit
@mathewgill3058 3 жыл бұрын
Linebacker more like Rickenbacker
@AlexR-ci7tv 3 жыл бұрын
I mean music teacher does sound like a pretty skilled position.
@NewhamMatt 3 жыл бұрын
@@AlexR-ci7tv Damn straight! Source: Am music teacher. Possibly biased source.
@knowarning 3 жыл бұрын
linebacker is literally a skilled position too like bruh
@embe1 5 жыл бұрын
Like most children John (REDACTED) Swanson was born.
@the6ig6adwolf 5 жыл бұрын
Ulysses
@kompostdoktor1503 5 жыл бұрын
He is an scp
@perrycarters3113 5 жыл бұрын
CONTAINMENT BREACH. CONTAINMENT BREACH. EUCLID-CLASS SUBJECT LOCATED IN POPULATED AREA. DEPLOY MOBILE TASK FORCE FOR IMMEDIATE CAPTURE AND RE-CONTAINMENT.
@3digitsonthebac156 5 жыл бұрын
Perry Carters SCP “JOHN” REDACTED HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT STAFF HAVE BEEN DEPLOYED TO DEAL WITH THE SITUATION
@dogthatlooksattaxevaders6325 4 жыл бұрын
Ron Swanson has a lvl 5 clearance
@coxwifisux605 3 жыл бұрын
Oh Ron, Cool Baby!
@albeldhanoa3601 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you CoxWifiSux (cool name dudes)
@matejdragicevic2067 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Andrew!
@neabby 5 жыл бұрын
"Eagleton is now under martial law" lol
@alexhoughton3305 5 жыл бұрын
it's because of the calendar
@wkscott32 3 жыл бұрын
No.
@joshuawells835 2 жыл бұрын
Leslie knows she dreamed of that moment
@rikkistarrett307 4 жыл бұрын
"Should we do something?..." "Just let her tire herself out" LMAO.
4 жыл бұрын
The Loch Ness Monster, not one.
@diegooliveirabenjamin 5 жыл бұрын
"butthole" still kills me till this day
@thekiminthenorth504 5 жыл бұрын
Saaaame
@FutureReverberations 5 жыл бұрын
Have you tried using lube?
@diegooliveirabenjamin 5 жыл бұрын
@@FutureReverberations haha good one
@Crick1952 5 жыл бұрын
Pretty much every line April has is pure gold 😂
@BryceEdwardBrown 3 жыл бұрын
The characters in this show are the sprinkles on top of the ice cream sundae you'd get from that really awesome ice cream place next to the mini-golf course with a really big moose statue that you'd go to each summer, preferably going there in June... or July, but if you went there in July, you'd want to go later in the day when the sun was going down because dang does it get humid. That place also had decent fries.
@clockandballtorturewithcra5010 3 жыл бұрын
So, your analogy to characters from a show is like sprinkles on top of ice-cream. Not to kink shame you, but that sounds incredibly wrong. And weird.
@JESUS-hu5wc 3 жыл бұрын
@@clockandballtorturewithcra5010 Your name is literally Frank The Fetus... That, is incredibly weird.
@JESUS-hu5wc 3 жыл бұрын
@@unbrokensalt151 Correct.
@patrickstar9684 3 жыл бұрын
I forgot why I was reading this comment.
@FupaDoncic 3 жыл бұрын
Bullwinkles?
@TheFedoraSniper 3 жыл бұрын
“It’s not the royal baby, I think his name is Jeff” killed me
@milkinabag3313 4 жыл бұрын
Oh, Ron cool baby Thank you Andrew
@griffin2electricboogaloo845 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that they actually had colts players was awesome. If only they had Pat McAfee in it though.
@kylebittner1327 3 жыл бұрын
Could you imagine a conversation between him and Andy
@trevorsensat3567 3 жыл бұрын
Pat McAfee the GOAT
@trevorsensat3567 3 жыл бұрын
Kyle Bittner Pat McAfee the GOAT
@joebo0464 3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing😂
@kianvulcan3733 3 жыл бұрын
He's too busy losing to Adam Cole.
@adilrahman1142 3 жыл бұрын
In the baby scene, I am weirdly both Ron and Leslie. I mention virtually nothing to my friends but lose it if I'm not the first person to know when something happens to them
@David-tq8ok 4 жыл бұрын
I love Ben looking directly to the camera, he's like the only sane person on the show
@dominikdobrotic8298 3 жыл бұрын
"Admittedly they were right. Because of the calendar." 😂 😂 😂
@akif7723 2 жыл бұрын
"Stop singing and kiss me" April's hard-exterior behaviour to everyone but turning back to her love language for Andy is just *chefs kiss*
@toastedvegemite9963 3 жыл бұрын
7:52 “we must always walk behind *the* men” 🤣
@jacobw8634 3 жыл бұрын
I like that he actually typed on the typewriter and it wasn’t just a pretend prop 😂
@writerconsidered Жыл бұрын
Nick Offerman is the type of guy to like or even have an old typewriter. For all we know Nick may have brought this typewriter from home. Typewriter geeks are a thing.
@aaf877 2 жыл бұрын
6:24 Ann's reaction after that lady blows her nose into that receipt kills me every time! 😆😂😆😂
@diffusewings4937 3 жыл бұрын
"We must obey them because they are our masters" why is April a mood 😆
@blokvader8283 Жыл бұрын
...I would hope no one actually agrees with that lmao
@Sturmtruppe1997 Жыл бұрын
@@blokvader8283 why?
@blokvader8283 Жыл бұрын
@Someguy136 Just casually promoting sexism, alright homie
@AlexFireflyer Жыл бұрын
@@blokvader8283 Nothing to agree or disagree with. Just pure facts.
@markgarreth706 Жыл бұрын
This show is my fav sitcom ever. It ended perfectly, nothing was left out and nothing was rushed.
@mabXgod 5 жыл бұрын
"You'll never need your computer again, cuz I'm home for like 19 hours" :D gold
@Jingles6466 5 жыл бұрын
WHEN DID YOU GET A FISH
@the6ig6adwolf 5 жыл бұрын
I told you a dozen times but you never listen to me. If you don't start taking this relationship seriously you're going to lose me forever. 💔
@lilkay5824 5 жыл бұрын
Chris L ..... sorry to be rude But May I ask what the fuck is going on
@MaxAndHisBike 5 жыл бұрын
"You guys are weird" "Thank you"
@zyaicob 5 жыл бұрын
"Oh Ron, cool baby!"
@w0wzer5 3 жыл бұрын
"That was the second most awkward way a man has ever grabbed my breast." Also April's face when he grabbed Leslie breast was hilarious 😂
@Wikia3033 Жыл бұрын
I kinda want and don't want to know what was the first time...
@Oniphius1 9 ай бұрын
April was sleeping until he started to die, then she got all excited.
@hulkslayer626 3 жыл бұрын
"Keep walking 98" made me choke from laughter!!
@ODISeth 2 жыл бұрын
“Oh Ron cool baby” I love Andy
@lovemilkshake 4 жыл бұрын
Someone’s back from London, and it’s not Mr Bean.
@sammyeagleson5352 5 жыл бұрын
When April just smacks the phone out of Ben's hands😆😆😆
@vibraniumghost7822 5 жыл бұрын
"It's not the royal baby, I think his name is Jeff"
@antheaholmes9431 3 жыл бұрын
Did ron just tuck his hands directly into his pants
@mahimamanasa6222 3 жыл бұрын
He always does that lool
@kelseywu3723 3 жыл бұрын
"Take a hike, Jerry." "It's Larry now." "Okay. Take a hike, Larry."
@northtexan95 3 жыл бұрын
I want to hear the rest of that "Back from London" song.
@Gingenuity 3 жыл бұрын
"We must always walk behind the man." Lol April always cracks me up
@MikeMJPMUNCH 5 жыл бұрын
"That was the second most awkward way a man has ever grabbed my breast" I am interested to know what the first was.
@jontaro5200 5 жыл бұрын
Fan theory, she was choking on a large piece of waffle and some perv did the heimlich maneuver but grabbed her breasts instead since almost everyone in Pawnee is a retard.
@Kinobambino 4 жыл бұрын
@@jontaro5200 lol
@bradster1708 4 жыл бұрын
MikeMJPMUNCH, this feels like a homage to a classic old Tv series called “Get Smart”. “That’s the second biggest ... I have ever seen” - Maxwell Smart, was a running gag throughout the entire series.
@fanboy5272 4 жыл бұрын
@@jontaro5200 I think you're right dad
@janm5854 4 жыл бұрын
a typewriter is like an m1garand, we all want to hear the "ping"
@vikmanphotography7984 3 жыл бұрын
Of what? The bolt action? You won't hear anything over the actual firing. Unless maybe You've been playing too much video games and you're thinking of hit markers
@TheRepublicOfJohn 2 жыл бұрын
A P&R fan who also talks about cool guns? Let's get married. I'm bisexual so yeah, let's make it happen.
@jimmysandonato3403 Жыл бұрын
Facts
@bryanmlally Жыл бұрын
Tom telling an offensive lineman and kicker "go fetch this ball, throw fellas" is fuqn hilarious
@alexanderkaizer1095 3 жыл бұрын
Smart thinking Ron. Making a warning so that your employees don’t mess with your typewriter
@vinylprincess7243 5 жыл бұрын
8:17 Ben is me, April is my life
@HughCorbyCruick 2 жыл бұрын
Always thought April was the most interesting member of this cast of lovable, quirky characters because you could not predict what was going to say next.
@paulelliott3220 5 жыл бұрын
Truly awesome series So damn funny - Ron is great, April is great, wonderful cast in truth Donna and the skill positions 🤘 That singing entry priceless
@womanonabicycle Жыл бұрын
'How are you?' 'i normally don't answer that question, but because I respect your talent. I am fine.' 😂😂😂
@kampkrustysmrblack 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahhaha Andy was so close to hitting those people with the guide book
@sebstins 5 жыл бұрын
8:15, underrated b-roll.
@sarav9798 5 жыл бұрын
Oh Ron, cool baby hahaha gotta love Andy...
@hesamzeyghami9334 Жыл бұрын
8:28 i love how full of life Leslie is
@MouthVisuals 2 жыл бұрын
3:58 "I'm gonna type every word I know! Rectangle! America! Megaphone! Monday! Butthole!"
@danielwieczorek1186 4 жыл бұрын
9:38 thats the only time someone listened to berry
@christianwestling2019 3 жыл бұрын
"Would she consider changing her name?" 🤣
@devinmaharaj3212 5 жыл бұрын
WHEN DID YOU GET A FISH- BWAHAHAHA
@creativeandfunnyname3744 2 жыл бұрын
1:34 - 1:37 one of the best scenes in the show.
@jdmattinson8552 5 жыл бұрын
5:44 - How dare you to say that about Leslie! Barman, from Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
@Axileoni 4 жыл бұрын
His name is Hank
@dudesayingthings 2 жыл бұрын
7:30 April's smile 😂😂😂
@laurenredding1419 3 жыл бұрын
I am always combing the internet for 9:00 thank youuuuuu
@pugwhisperer6502 3 жыл бұрын
@Kilo Mike no sir thank you
@sanskritiverma8010 2 жыл бұрын
Andy (PAR) and Andy (TheOffice) have EXCELLENT vocals!!!!
@colin8380 3 жыл бұрын
“It’s not the royal baby I think his name is Jeff “
@jackmichaelosorio2434 3 жыл бұрын
Chris Pratt is an amazing singer
@the6ig6adwolf 5 жыл бұрын
I kind of wish Chris Pratt and Aubrey Plaza dated in real life.
@Mr_Phox 5 жыл бұрын
I think I heard Aubrey Plaza say in an interview once that they had been married on TV for so long, she sometimes forgot they weren't actually married, and I just love that.
@historyfred 5 жыл бұрын
I think she has someone else... kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ZsCBhMmcr53Mio0.html
@Lauren-rl4eu 4 жыл бұрын
Nah she's way too good for that religious nutcase lol
@JParr92 3 жыл бұрын
Freddie Woollard I wish I never saw that
@tiff438 3 жыл бұрын
@@historyfred where is the unsee juice
@justgotserious9124 2 жыл бұрын
"[ ] you'd never land a beau with that domineering tone..." been using April's line whenever someone gets mad at me ever since.
@ambrose7196 2 жыл бұрын
April's so cute whenever she smiles
@igmediodarwincruz3200 3 жыл бұрын
I love how leslie freaked out by not having sent gifts to diane 🤣 to the point where she is rambling lmao
@thearkhamtropeognathus2181 3 жыл бұрын
“He was some amount of pounds and several ounces” lol
@yetigonecrazy 2 жыл бұрын
"....butthole!" I die every single time
@nbbim2012 5 жыл бұрын
It is horse dancing madam.... dear God woman, of course ron is in 99 % of these because he's super awesome/ amazing
@tbogt98 5 жыл бұрын
4:20 is the Interior Provincial Exhibition in Armstrong British Columbia, Canada and the next shot is the Calgary Stampede in Alberta, Canada
@Wubslin 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this brilliant, brilliant show
@Mako-du3ne 2 жыл бұрын
6:07 is severely underrated, that whole scene cracks me up
@xxmidnight12xx18 2 жыл бұрын
I just got smacked in the face with nostalgia when I heard the Skype call noise
@thehistoryofpecasori5628 3 жыл бұрын
8:58 April was doing it before any of us were.
@JettXxB 3 жыл бұрын
Every scp article ever be like 2:40
@mimirose3009 3 жыл бұрын
Tommy's laugh then *Run, Tommy doesn't run* is me lol
@sebiramirez9882 5 жыл бұрын
4:18 Oktoberfest münchen haha
@abigail_chin 5 жыл бұрын
i love this show so much 💖💖
@erak3524 5 жыл бұрын
2:34 Andy is so me
@popeshabba4266 3 жыл бұрын
“Electronic-bay.com”😭😭😭
@like-a-twinkie..like-a-twi5312 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao "I'm gonna type every word I know"
@JuggerHug 11 ай бұрын
John *middle name redacted* Swanson gets me every time 😂
@MythopoeicNavid 3 жыл бұрын
help i can't stop watching yt clips of parks & rec instead of going and actually streaming parks & rec...
@suvarnashiva2637 3 жыл бұрын
THIS SHOW GIVES ME HOPE...HOPE IS FUEL
@tripleb221 7 ай бұрын
Five words: PARKS AND REC: THE MOVIE.
@xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844 4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, typewriters are weirdly satisfying.
@iliaslef 3 жыл бұрын
Just buy a mechanical keyboard lmaoo
@jimmysandonato3403 Жыл бұрын
Facts
@Reychandler 3 жыл бұрын
John Middle Name Redacted Swanson. That's beautiful.
@Carlito_622 6 ай бұрын
2:44 Leslie’s face lol 🤣😂
@christianavila9522 3 жыл бұрын
“Woah, cool baby Ron.”
@thomasdie7689 4 жыл бұрын
Andy's kinda impressed "cool baby" 👌
@tanvithshenoy4499 3 жыл бұрын
i would love to meet "ron middle name redacted swanson"
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