Anthony Cumia's Plan to Take Over the World

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Jim Norton

Jim Norton

7 жыл бұрын

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@KIDWITDEGUN
@KIDWITDEGUN 7 жыл бұрын
sounds reasonable
@reverenddick8562
@reverenddick8562 3 жыл бұрын
Now, necessary.
@norsemanbushcrafting1621
@norsemanbushcrafting1621 7 жыл бұрын
ANTHONY CUMIA 4 GOD EMPEROR
@lapidus9552
@lapidus9552 5 жыл бұрын
I'm not even American and I love this idea.
@jonvia
@jonvia Жыл бұрын
You are now an honorary American. You may now step forward to take your award.
@harryradley
@harryradley Жыл бұрын
@@jonvia That made me picture a golden statuette of a cheeseburger.
@Mikey-xz4vn
@Mikey-xz4vn Жыл бұрын
Who was working the sound board that day? Using the "German March" score from Patton whilst Ant outlined his plans was genius
@SegaGentleman
@SegaGentleman Жыл бұрын
Did u ever see the clip of anthony talking about hitlers nazi campaign contribution to technology and the world. Somebody played a German March and it was so hilarious
@reddoor6114
@reddoor6114 Жыл бұрын
@@SegaGentleman do you know the video title?
@SegaGentleman
@SegaGentleman Жыл бұрын
@@reddoor6114 i usually just type Anthony Hitlers Birthday
@jonvia
@jonvia Жыл бұрын
Long Live Lord Cumia!
@Monscent
@Monscent 7 жыл бұрын
Opie really annoyed me in this one, couldve been a real golden clip this.
@brucewayne4164
@brucewayne4164 7 жыл бұрын
Monscent breakfast cereal tho man lololololol opie is so funny
@lozz0dnb
@lozz0dnb 7 жыл бұрын
same can be said about 90% of the shows
@wyleFTW
@wyleFTW 7 жыл бұрын
Opie wants to be a button-pusher hahahahaha how funny, he likes buttons
@marley8318
@marley8318 7 жыл бұрын
thats classic Opie though, must kill the funny
@sambbk7203
@sambbk7203 6 жыл бұрын
lol I imagine it looks like the viewpoint from the terminator..... SCANNING FOR FUNNY.... POSSIBLE FUNNY DETECTED.... INTERRUPT LOUDLY.... ENGAGE PHONECALL.....FUNNY SUCCESSFULLY DESTROYED.......
@jasoncullity1363
@jasoncullity1363 7 жыл бұрын
I would let Anthony be our Fuher. Venezuela, good call Ant. AMERICA FIRST
@paintballhaven9223
@paintballhaven9223 5 жыл бұрын
Back Alley Tunisan knive fighter for furer
@julesfalcone
@julesfalcone Жыл бұрын
I heard Colin call him that live. - Corsican Pimp.
@ColtonPhillips
@ColtonPhillips 7 жыл бұрын
Lol. Love how Anthony non ironically calls for a war on ven.
@bonisabonani1259
@bonisabonani1259 7 жыл бұрын
Gregg 'OLD ON' Hughes.
@SmokeymcJoint420
@SmokeymcJoint420 7 жыл бұрын
HOLD ON,HOLD ON, HOLD ON! I need to kill ANY funny going on, and bring the show to a crashing halt."
@theflanman420420
@theflanman420420 5 жыл бұрын
God he is the master of killing momentum out of jealousy and spite due to his lack of comedic ability
@julesfalcone
@julesfalcone Жыл бұрын
This reminds me of when Anthony and Patrice were going to reorganize America into about 10 States.
@NewYorkMets978
@NewYorkMets978 10 ай бұрын
Do you have a clip for this? Thanks.
@martinjoe1325
@martinjoe1325 7 жыл бұрын
I think that an unarmed human male could kill a coyote if he went balls out.
@matthewparrish9309
@matthewparrish9309 7 жыл бұрын
Martin Joe If the coyote has been trained in Jiu Jitsu howver, the tables are suddenly turned, you see?
@dr.fukmabussey2250
@dr.fukmabussey2250 6 жыл бұрын
Coyote is not big. Like medium sized dog.
@kevinjohnson7300
@kevinjohnson7300 Жыл бұрын
Oh hell yeah a human could kill a coyote, but if there was a pack of coyotes idk.
@PauloHernandezXD
@PauloHernandezXD 5 ай бұрын
@@kevinjohnson7300just guard your neck & groin, & just remember- they’ll back off when injured. And when they do, you go at them with unrelenting force that proves who is the apex predator among them all.
@etherdetroit1977
@etherdetroit1977 3 жыл бұрын
There should be patriotic music behind this glorious speech.
@minder5066
@minder5066 Жыл бұрын
There is
@enflightened93
@enflightened93 4 жыл бұрын
Erock will be Minister of Mayonaisse
@nickverbus1494
@nickverbus1494 5 жыл бұрын
Under our dear leader Cumia the age of consent shall be changed to the if there's grass on the field play ball law.
@yeahthatwasme3212
@yeahthatwasme3212 5 жыл бұрын
Dopie contributed as much as a fart in a hurricane...
@MaGiCMushroomClouds
@MaGiCMushroomClouds 7 жыл бұрын
Anthony has to go into battle riding an armored velociraptor.
@SmokeymcJoint420
@SmokeymcJoint420 7 жыл бұрын
Raptors were much, much smaller than they are portrayed in Jurassic Park, and smaller than humans. Then again, they can't seem to decide what the fuck Dinos looked like anymore, so who knows.
@chonconnor6144
@chonconnor6144 2 жыл бұрын
Looks like the raptor is riding Cumia
@Pilkie101
@Pilkie101 Жыл бұрын
They were the size of turkeys
@theflanman420420
@theflanman420420 4 жыл бұрын
Opie is less than useless... Anthony basically tells him that in his fake scenario.
@brandonobaza8610
@brandonobaza8610 7 жыл бұрын
*REICHSCREAM TUESDAY!!!*
@AdamSandler69xx
@AdamSandler69xx 2 жыл бұрын
He's speed running thermal nuclear warfare
@jbvap
@jbvap 6 жыл бұрын
sounds like heaven
@anarchoaristocracy8368
@anarchoaristocracy8368 6 жыл бұрын
I'm actually going to do this, look back at this comment in the future.
@jeffreydahmer3322
@jeffreydahmer3322 6 жыл бұрын
Godspeed, remember me for your cabinet.
@williampoole1742
@williampoole1742 4 жыл бұрын
I'm with you boy
@AngelGonzalez-nx3dd
@AngelGonzalez-nx3dd 7 жыл бұрын
how do i give anthony 48 thumbs up?
@ITILII
@ITILII 5 жыл бұрын
First thing Anthony should do, is to banish The Destroyer to the worst place on earth....lots of those in the third world
@1111Tactical
@1111Tactical 6 жыл бұрын
Miniguns better be legal in Ant's America.
@enflightened93
@enflightened93 4 жыл бұрын
Are you kidding? Javelin missiles will be behind the counter at 7eleven
@malikjohnston3883
@malikjohnston3883 Жыл бұрын
*CUMIA 2024-FOREVER*
@jackjohnson1128
@jackjohnson1128 Жыл бұрын
Well, now we know what Ant was muttering to himself during all those years of tin knocking.
@Adrianrulz
@Adrianrulz Жыл бұрын
Somewhere in a parallel universe this Cumia Regime exists 😂
@stash.
@stash. 7 жыл бұрын
They always mention The Irish & The English, never The Scottish!!! The Scottish created the U.S navy.
@stash.
@stash. 7 жыл бұрын
So phucking aye
@mr.smithgnrsmith7808
@mr.smithgnrsmith7808 7 жыл бұрын
Looncan ...im Scottish and I agree
@stash.
@stash. 7 жыл бұрын
Exactly, we deserve Cumia's, as the Scots are the *Research & Development* for modern civilizations, where's our Cumia's? We also make battle attire skirts.
@KC-bg1th
@KC-bg1th 7 жыл бұрын
And we're still using those galleons today!
@aug-pahunters51
@aug-pahunters51 7 жыл бұрын
Looncan not wrong about the US Navy fact. I'll give you that, but come on... your warriors used to wear little dresses. Scotland is cold and damp, how is that shit practical?
@RandyRhoadsFL
@RandyRhoadsFL 2 жыл бұрын
We need this guy against Putin NOW
@blocpartyfan9771
@blocpartyfan9771 Жыл бұрын
Where is our Lord Cumia when we need him?
@FNNickJamesTV
@FNNickJamesTV 7 жыл бұрын
He looks like Adam Lanza all grown up.
@FNNickJamesTV
@FNNickJamesTV 7 жыл бұрын
SHUUU-UUT UUUUP!
@richarddobson3228
@richarddobson3228 7 жыл бұрын
Smokey McJoint Also Do you understand how vast a conspiracy you are proposing? The amount of people it would take to enact this plan is in the hundreds, possibly thousands. I couldn't keep fucking my best friends sister a secret and we were the only people who knew. The amount of competence you attribute to the government is astounding. About the FBI thing, could you site where the FBI stated nobody died at sandy hook that day? Or is that just something you heard on another schizophrenic's youtube channel? If you can provide proof of your claims I would be more than happy to take a look. Until then take your meds bud, you're losing reality.
@cbappa2
@cbappa2 6 жыл бұрын
Richard Dobson 10 mins of googling could change your life
@stevendanielson4824
@stevendanielson4824 7 жыл бұрын
When Opie literally says "Hold on, hold on, hold on!" >>>>>>>
@pinxxpose
@pinxxpose Жыл бұрын
i would definitely vote for anthony in a heartbeat.
@davidbingham7573
@davidbingham7573 3 жыл бұрын
How can anyone not love Ant? Im a Paul Mooney fan. If hes funny and talented then well? Laugh then clap. Jesus may or may not be black. Comment.
@dljdljdljdljdlj
@dljdljdljdljdlj 7 жыл бұрын
Quintessential Opie
@stevencook420
@stevencook420 Жыл бұрын
Funniest dude alive
@NewYorkMets978
@NewYorkMets978 10 ай бұрын
GOAT
@Lynaugh1211
@Lynaugh1211 3 жыл бұрын
Original America First lmao
@antonio8904100
@antonio8904100 5 жыл бұрын
My god I love this!
@natashanarushev3450
@natashanarushev3450 3 жыл бұрын
I agree with Anthony 100%
@alexholycross9524
@alexholycross9524 7 жыл бұрын
@10:10 "Ooo, button pushing!" Love when Ope can make me laugh every once and a while, atta boy.
@hulkangry5546
@hulkangry5546 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds fucking great,🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@malikjohnston3883
@malikjohnston3883 Жыл бұрын
they called Benito Mussolini "il duce" Opie would be called "il douche"
@OhHesCracked
@OhHesCracked 5 жыл бұрын
This would actually work
@dflowers6771
@dflowers6771 11 ай бұрын
the rock scream at the end was insane
@tvroped9824
@tvroped9824 3 жыл бұрын
Sir, yes sir.
@vonhumboldt1985
@vonhumboldt1985 2 жыл бұрын
Fuck yeah Anthony !
@johnhammond9962
@johnhammond9962 2 жыл бұрын
HEEEYYY MAAAN !!! Thats our wood. You can't take it MAAAANNNNN !!!! Regards, the Spotted Owl.
@anthoniemadsen7673
@anthoniemadsen7673 3 жыл бұрын
THE FIST!✊
@NewYorkMets978
@NewYorkMets978 10 ай бұрын
If anyone didn’t already know, This clip just so happens to be sponsored by the liver of President Cumia.
@LouisianaFarm
@LouisianaFarm 6 жыл бұрын
Opie is so funny with his T-shirt ideas. What a clever man! 3:00
@timc4765
@timc4765 Жыл бұрын
He's so quirky with his tee shirt obsession. Kept me laughing for years
@johnhammond9962
@johnhammond9962 2 жыл бұрын
Oil up the ying yang? Sounds good to me! Regards, that tool Perez Hilton
@julesfalcone
@julesfalcone Жыл бұрын
2:00 Instead of attacking Venezuela we should attack Mexico.
@malikjohnston3883
@malikjohnston3883 Жыл бұрын
no worries. we have to get through Mexico to get to Venezuela. we're taking over everything all the way down to Patagonia.
@julesfalcone
@julesfalcone Жыл бұрын
@@malikjohnston3883 Hail Victory!
@onionhat745
@onionhat745 5 жыл бұрын
ha ha no serious this would work out great, we don't even need Venezuela anymore
@pieceofcake125
@pieceofcake125 7 жыл бұрын
That picture looks like Special Ed from Crank Yankers came to life.
@robertolangada1078
@robertolangada1078 7 жыл бұрын
Hope Trump listens to this tbh
@anondalorian3719
@anondalorian3719 Жыл бұрын
His Italian is showing
@mikedaman9000
@mikedaman9000 Жыл бұрын
I'm not sure when this originally aired but it sounds like Anthony knew how modern decentralized finance works before he even knew that people started calling it that. Opie's just sitting there chuckling like Ants joking... pretending to be educated enough and smart enough to even entertain such philosophical ideals much less understand them.
@GrigorxD
@GrigorxD 2 жыл бұрын
2 dinosaurs
@sirrom5155
@sirrom5155 Жыл бұрын
if network ever got a remake....
@kaelan4509
@kaelan4509 Жыл бұрын
A part of Ant's insanity :P
@franceshaypenny8481
@franceshaypenny8481 7 жыл бұрын
The Fist!
@paulsanders6464
@paulsanders6464 5 жыл бұрын
Opie, please...
@jackhorner6368
@jackhorner6368 Жыл бұрын
I earn 75,000 cumia a year.
@hulkangry5546
@hulkangry5546 3 жыл бұрын
10 years, try 1 year.
@fredhammer7315
@fredhammer7315 Жыл бұрын
MAGA !!!!!!!!
@robertdimeglio7155
@robertdimeglio7155 6 жыл бұрын
That ANTknee or Marty Feldman?
@btruth9180
@btruth9180 6 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Ant today would agree with this idea of an attack on a sovereign nation? Even though he is joking, he really is serious to an extent. You cant violate a nations rights without your rights being violated in the same way.
@RandyRhoadsFL
@RandyRhoadsFL 2 жыл бұрын
Yea, and Venezuela today would probably enjoy it
@markfrank3307
@markfrank3307 3 жыл бұрын
HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON!.... stupid comment
@adamname871
@adamname871 2 жыл бұрын
Americanizuela
@ianipoo
@ianipoo 7 жыл бұрын
Holy Fuck, Anthony sounds EXACTLY like Trump way before the election. I love it!!
@ajanki34
@ajanki34 7 жыл бұрын
jesus ! did ant draw up the trump policy ?
@AEcoverSongs
@AEcoverSongs 6 жыл бұрын
Right!? Ant and trump would get along great
@hay7501
@hay7501 5 жыл бұрын
2019, America is literally now going to Venezuela to "aid" that's fucking terrifying how this joke became real.
@Macnee2
@Macnee2 7 жыл бұрын
Anthony Trump, his plan has been nicked by the Don.
@EnglishInfidel
@EnglishInfidel 7 жыл бұрын
Trump has implemented literally none of Emperor Cumia's policies. What are you blathering about?
@Gumberculesus
@Gumberculesus 7 жыл бұрын
Lol he couldnt help him self, went straight for the oil just like his hero
@dylanbeauregard5078
@dylanbeauregard5078 3 жыл бұрын
Anthony laid out Trump's presidency lmao
@Sardihan
@Sardihan 7 жыл бұрын
he's describing russia
@InterDimensionalLizard
@InterDimensionalLizard 7 жыл бұрын
Silly fantasies.
@nemesisslr
@nemesisslr 7 жыл бұрын
sorry but the uk has better soldiers, the US would have no chance
@1111Tactical
@1111Tactical 6 жыл бұрын
nemesisslr as long as the l85's dont jam.
@pozloadescobar
@pozloadescobar 2 жыл бұрын
Does it? Would they?
@tristenpoirier6272
@tristenpoirier6272 Жыл бұрын
We would take you over at tea time easily
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