shower thoughts that make me question reality..
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ah yes, here we are again, more shower thoughts. i'm not sure what it is about these, but i'm always stunned by some of them. they make you think, question, and begin to despise reality.
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@danilo7501 4 жыл бұрын
Shower Thought: When we die in a dream, we wake up immediately because our brain doesn't know what happens after death
@paperbag4956 4 жыл бұрын
Wooah wuuuut that explains when I got shot at Walmart I woke up immediately...
@lex6081 4 жыл бұрын
Woah that is so good I have never thought of it that way
@TwoTymez96 4 жыл бұрын
When we sleep, were basically dead for a few hours. And does it feel like we sleep for a few minutes when it was a few hours. If we're basically dead when we sleep, is heaven a good dream and hell is a nightmare?
@BushVFX 4 жыл бұрын
I knew that one, I was going to comment but you beat me to it :(
@bmo5713 4 жыл бұрын
So im actually dead rn
@jagraj7015 4 жыл бұрын
Shower thought: you've woken up over *10,000* times and you're still not used to it.
@myheartwillstopinjoy8142 4 жыл бұрын
Damn, same.
@earthinthecomments4944 4 жыл бұрын
Sadly true
@ss-pu8hc 4 жыл бұрын
The fudge it mean your old
@johnvincents.pangilinan1085 4 жыл бұрын
So hes 27yrs old how is he old??
@johnvincents.pangilinan1085 4 жыл бұрын
@@ss-pu8hc ????
@_xiper 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite: The 'a' in 'apart' is a part of 'apart' but the 'a' in 'a part' is apart from 'a part'.
@RuruTheTutu 2 жыл бұрын
Its...lovely
@Bruno-dv3ym 2 жыл бұрын
whait , what?
@_xiper 2 жыл бұрын
@@Bruno-dv3ym Apart means separate but it's one word, meaning that 'a' is not apart but a *part* of the word 'apart'. So basically the opposite of the word, or more verbosely, antonymical. Then we have the phrase 'a part', in which the starting letter 'a' is *apart* from it. Even if it isn't a word but a phrase, it's still quite cool.
@yesm2840 2 жыл бұрын
godzilla has a stroke reading this and fking died
@mintyo-P 2 жыл бұрын
I dont know how i managed to understand that
@bartoszgab9059 3 жыл бұрын
2:33 Doctor is happy when you are sick Mechanic is happy when your car broke down Lawyer is happy when you mess up And only Thief wishes you wealth and prosperity
@cuboembaralhado8294 2 жыл бұрын
But does a gravedigger get happy when you die?
@bartoszgab9059 2 жыл бұрын
@@cuboembaralhado8294 It deppends on what kind of person is the gravedigger. Does he have respect for the dead? Does he understands the tragedy and inevitability of death? Or does he just view ceremonial burial as a stable source of money? Not to mention that someone without regard for ethic of every kind, may have a second "job" as a graverobber.
@emanule64roadto10ksaveukrai2 Жыл бұрын
So they can do the opposite to you
@DigitalAqua. Жыл бұрын
how do they wish you prosperity if they want to steal ur money?
@AgentToe Жыл бұрын
@@DigitalAqua. Exactly
@hartsgd9172 4 жыл бұрын
Shower thought: The first 18 years of your life is basically a free trial, and then after that it’s pay per month.
@user-jm1lz6zg6m 4 жыл бұрын
Not, if you're asian
@JoshMcLemore 4 жыл бұрын
Huncho Houdini 😂😂😂
@greatestwithin3700 4 жыл бұрын
Huncho Houdini 😂
@spunchbob360 4 жыл бұрын
True
@mo-s- 4 жыл бұрын
I have the free version. But aren't homeless people cheater then?
@jeffalong 4 жыл бұрын
"Your future wife is probably telling her boyfriend that they'll be together" Bold of you to assume that i'll have a future wife.
@nothing_114 4 жыл бұрын
Good luck
@limitedoriginz6109 4 жыл бұрын
I don't want a wife so yeahhh
@chillby4198 4 жыл бұрын
*insert same*
@limitedoriginz6109 4 жыл бұрын
aubrey hotchkiss Nah I just like living with my family
@limitedoriginz6109 4 жыл бұрын
aubrey hotchkiss I ain't gay or a girl
@ChristopherB. 2 жыл бұрын
"If two mind readers are reading each others minds, whose mind are they reading?" These videos make me question reality.
@Ok-gp3nc 2 жыл бұрын
The reality is mind readers don’t exist You’re not questioning reality you’re questioning a fantasy
@Creeper_Pug 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ok-gp3nc wow who would’ve guessed
@Nabajyoti_Falls 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ok-gp3nc how can u say that
@thewinner4319 2 жыл бұрын
BATMAN says their own minds and the other mind reader's mind!🙂
@Kyleplaysgames567 Жыл бұрын
They are basically just talking to each other. Who says the can't have their own thoughts as well as being able to hear the other person's thoughts.
@lily1998 2 жыл бұрын
"You can't snap your fingers inside your mouth" I fell for it. I snapped inside my mouth and it hurt so damn bad.
@maximuswest8681 2 жыл бұрын
F.
@velionia 2 жыл бұрын
F
@girl_from_everywhere 2 жыл бұрын
😧
@nopalbeni3679 2 жыл бұрын
Same to me lol
@Jayasree0627 2 жыл бұрын
Same🙄
@notastrangeperson2298 4 жыл бұрын
I love how you don’t just randomly state shower thoughts, but flow through them cleanly
@atravis4004 4 жыл бұрын
I'd like this but, its at 696 likes. I'd be a criminal if I liked it.
@hampreyagustin7910 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah ur right.
@unscrupulous_shrimp3266 4 жыл бұрын
Hand Grabbing Fruits That is hard to read!!!!!!
@klngpsyduckk7936 4 жыл бұрын
Mr. Nonsense he said you can’t hum if your nose is closed but I can
@plsmaurice5549 4 жыл бұрын
exactly unlike those stupid text to speech reddit videos
@jacques1526 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone: *has thoughts in the shower about something smart and meaningful* Me In the shower: *tries to figure out how to win an argument that happened to me years ago*
@ssilversquirrel9054 4 жыл бұрын
Lol same!!!!😂😂😂 P.S. I know people usually say this but its truly relatable
@klainez 4 жыл бұрын
SSilverSquirrel yoo what’s good fam how’s quarantine goin
@_pisnuspeach1406 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@jaedeagudera6955 4 жыл бұрын
OMG me
@CrazyAJOnYT 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@possumsquid50 3 жыл бұрын
“You see people every day that you will never see again.” *Laughs in coronavirus*
@maximuswest8681 2 жыл бұрын
Wait a sec
@wooekkd5982 2 жыл бұрын
It is possible to see someone again. Through a dream you might see a total stranger, but that is just someone you saw and your brain just remembers the face. 😀
@ColbieDaCorgiRoblox Жыл бұрын
*shower thought* you could think about something for the last time and never know
@Fergusand 4 жыл бұрын
Shower thought: if everything is a dream you must be really, really, creative.
@bria4776 4 жыл бұрын
Huhwhat ? 😂
@ilovegtr9634 4 жыл бұрын
Big brain
@keys6469 4 жыл бұрын
I have the weirdest most odd dreams- I guess I'm creative??
@Potato436_ 4 жыл бұрын
You could have a boring life.........
@rhysthomas4637 4 жыл бұрын
every person/face in your dreams are people you have seen before in your life.
@sarahmodalla 4 жыл бұрын
Shower thought: you can’t think about the next thing you will think about because you will already be thinking it
@corlibriers1436 4 жыл бұрын
Whoah!!
@golden_tears_ 4 жыл бұрын
True
@kayy2510 4 жыл бұрын
I lost some braincells reading that
@huytrandang277 2 жыл бұрын
"sleep is just a free trial of death" Death seems pretty comfortable and refreshing especially after staying awake for almost 2 days racing against time to submit your 3 months of homework intime
@thatweirdgirlnextdoor6196 2 жыл бұрын
Shower thought: why is grey called grey and not light black unlike other colors which have a light version
@zarthy4169 2 жыл бұрын
And Pink is called Pink, rather than Light Red.
@sunnirobertson4316 2 жыл бұрын
And purple is purple, not dark red
@iwbmo 2 жыл бұрын
why not dark white
@shaunjimbangan1166 2 жыл бұрын
@@zarthy4169 "No, it is light ish red"
@arzafatima234 2 жыл бұрын
Grey can also be called dark white
@capncook2006 4 жыл бұрын
Shower thought: The only times we ever talk about shower thoughts are outside the shower.
@triggeredperson995 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@temitolaadegbenro5705 4 жыл бұрын
Speak for yourself, ever heard of group shower talks?
@seanbogann 4 жыл бұрын
Cereal Eater Lmaooo
@imjustalittleqwerty 4 жыл бұрын
eshal shoaib Japan
@ziggystarbucks6383 4 жыл бұрын
Says who?
@FraserFilms21 4 жыл бұрын
Shower thought: Every time you cough/sneeze, it is synchronized to atleast one random person
@prwedros4883 4 жыл бұрын
Its not impossible for only one person to sneeze though
@jayaz4299 4 жыл бұрын
@@prwedros4883 you dont get it dont you?
@pb_x 4 жыл бұрын
N1kc_ Exacts true, but considering there are 8 billion humans on earth and humans aren’t the only animals that can sneeze, the odds of a single living entity sneezing with no other random living thing sneezing at the same time is so low that there isn’t a point to your comment
@kamhrl 4 жыл бұрын
Dont you die for a second when you sneeze?
@ibrahimdirie8148 4 жыл бұрын
Daylight Dreamer YT *_wut_*
@cookiemonster784 3 жыл бұрын
“Looking at the back of your eyelids for 8 hours straight” *Me who only sleeps for 2 hours*
@blue_animates Жыл бұрын
69th like
@noodbg1787 4 ай бұрын
ohh is it true?
@knightmare510 Жыл бұрын
Shower thought- You aren't actually afraid of the dark, you're afraid of the things in the dark.
@nuetralkitty58 Жыл бұрын
GMM song reference?
@DuccDev Жыл бұрын
This is on every comment section ever please stop I’m begging you
@knightmare510 Жыл бұрын
@@DuccDev hmm
@nuetralkitty58 Жыл бұрын
@@DuccDev Who are you referring to? 🤔
@DuccDev Жыл бұрын
@@nuetralkitty58 there’s literally a comment above you saying the same thing. “Shower thought: You’re not afraid of being alone in your house, you’re afraid of NOT being alone in your house”
@Ahmad-ot4oc 4 жыл бұрын
Scary shower thought: You actually aren't afraid of being left alone at your house, you are afraid that you are NOT alone
@snoozy_woozy 4 жыл бұрын
Woah.. that’s actually really true, did not realize that
@nadasomeone 4 жыл бұрын
Genius😂
@Radikai968 4 жыл бұрын
Thanos really is cursed with knowledge.
@fluffbunbun8377 4 жыл бұрын
Your not afraid of the dark, your afraid of what’s in the dark.
@nadasomeone 4 жыл бұрын
@@Radikai968 xD🤣😂
@siphelelesibisi6211 4 жыл бұрын
"Cleaning is just rearranging dirt" - This video *"You're just making space for the dirt you're gonna bring in later"* - Gumball
@bryantvillalobos734 4 жыл бұрын
DaRwIn
@moddraco3514 4 жыл бұрын
AnAiS
@2in1_shamp 4 жыл бұрын
RiChArD
@Jj-np8qt 4 жыл бұрын
NiCoLe
@bryantvillalobos734 4 жыл бұрын
HaRoLD
@TheFreebomb 3 жыл бұрын
“Before the invention of phones, the question: “Where are you” , has probably never been asked” - people in the stone age playing hide and seek: ._.
@eliVII 3 жыл бұрын
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@gumballwatterson5074 2 жыл бұрын
I've just thought of that😂😂
@trossies7709 2 жыл бұрын
Respect for them lol
@TheFruitto Жыл бұрын
Or people before phones in general.
@jonathan-zo9nh 2 жыл бұрын
Shower thought: When you pointed a flashlight at the night sky the light would still be traveling into instellar space and into the cosmos
@ImMatthewGodzilla Жыл бұрын
Wanna know sum?
@ImMatthewGodzilla Жыл бұрын
The light you shined into the night sky is probably still traveling through space even after you took it off
@_Umbrael_ Жыл бұрын
You wanna know something? The refraction of the light on the air particles in the atmosphere will prevent any normal flashlight's light from reaching space. And even it if does, it won't get far.
@Luchi_ly 4 жыл бұрын
"If vegetarians don't like each other, is it still considered beef" This had me rolling😂😂
@gavintuft5873 4 жыл бұрын
Oluchi Izah no. Then they have broccoli
@sy8278 4 жыл бұрын
I BEEN SAYING THAT I WAS WAITING FOR IT TO BE POSTED😂😂
@Cupraa_Ken 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@superwatercow201 4 жыл бұрын
Oluchi Izah I’m a vegetarian lol
@hdtxmia872 4 жыл бұрын
Oluchi Izah nah it’s considered broccoli
@victoriaramirez7037 4 жыл бұрын
*shower thought:* the moment you're born is basically like a "face reveal" to your parents.
@stanbtsandblackpink129 4 жыл бұрын
And my parents we probably disappointed with what they saw xD
@christopherdinoguy8346 4 жыл бұрын
And an unboxing for the parents.
@gehazelmuse1507 4 жыл бұрын
Oh Shit 🤔💯
@bungeegum8792 4 жыл бұрын
😱well that explains why they looked scared
@phantom4577 4 жыл бұрын
Victoria Ramirez The moment you’re born, you already own the government a lot of money.
@blazeplays5097 2 жыл бұрын
New theory for what happens after death: We rewatch our life over and over. Actually, if that's true, you don't know how many times you've relived this moment.
@girl_from_everywhere 2 жыл бұрын
And that would be where deja vu comes from.
@Aris_W 2 жыл бұрын
@@girl_from_everywhere and the mandela effect
@Logannnnnnnnnnn 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t mind that theory really I know some people are scared of it but i thinks it’s better then just darkness or something. But I also don’t like it because then I’ll have to relive many deaths of my loved ones.
@oscarscadds36 Жыл бұрын
Shower Thought: “Are you asleep?” Is the only question you can never truthfully answer yes to.
@NeverEndingFire13 Жыл бұрын
*laughs in dreams*
@vadenlow5953 Жыл бұрын
"Are you mute? "Are you going to stay silent?" "Are you divisible by 0?"
@NeverEndingFire13 Жыл бұрын
@@vadenlow5953 you can type yes in the chat, you can nod your head, um idk about that last one
@vibrantebony Жыл бұрын
‘Are you dead?’ You can’t answer yes or no 😮
@Ryan-iu3tq Жыл бұрын
Are you dead
@anupamaraianvirai1183 4 жыл бұрын
Him : sleeping is just starring at your eyelids for eight hours. People who sleep with their eyes open : *You dare underestimate my power*
@Jay-dy1ks 4 жыл бұрын
Why doesn't this have 1k+ likes? 😂
@alicelima285 4 жыл бұрын
@z zu 5he kid3 ?
@awho_o8682 4 жыл бұрын
I sleep for longer so...
@atrocityissad4637 4 жыл бұрын
I either sleep for 4 hours or 12 not ever 8
@beetchain470 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@olin409 4 жыл бұрын
1:08 "Sleep is just death being shy" Exurb1a
@inkblade00 4 жыл бұрын
thank you.
@olin409 4 жыл бұрын
@@inkblade00 you're welcome
@ARCISX 4 жыл бұрын
Aaah you are a man of culture as well....
@VyzeXD 4 жыл бұрын
Oli N litteraly the first thing I thought about
@noxciel5073 4 жыл бұрын
Oli N thought the same thing
@hana.7566 Жыл бұрын
Shower thought: Most of the time when we dream, we don't know what's gonna happen. So there's like 2 parts of you, the audience and the film maker
@kaviduhok2124 Жыл бұрын
It’s not the sounds itself that makes music/songs beautiful and meaningful, but it’s the silence in between each sound that does it.
@carolynandbrandonkidd3014 Жыл бұрын
I'm not sure how much you know about music but there is plenty of stuff that goes into a song that is not a note and a rest. There is the tempo or speed of the song. The dynamics, how loud or how quiet it is. Slurs which remove the space of no sound between each note. But yes, the space in-between each note does help with the song ,but it does not make it a song
@ciarawilliams5220 4 жыл бұрын
Shower Thought: Mirrors don't break, they just multiply into more mirrors.
@mark-kz1me 4 жыл бұрын
Tru
@eliaspietila_ 4 жыл бұрын
True, but isn't that the same with most objects?
@ok-mt7iz 4 жыл бұрын
@Chase the Electric God *confused screaming*
@bunbon5894 4 жыл бұрын
0-0
@zenzonerzz4789 4 жыл бұрын
...that's literally with every object XD. Matter cannot be destroyed, it just changes form.
@rockstarvation 4 жыл бұрын
"Sleep is just a free trial of death" Your free trial has ended. Now paying for full version. "what? NOOO!"
@ifinnishboy4126 4 жыл бұрын
Full version: Sleep is just a free trial of death Your free trial has ended pay for the full version YESSS (looks at account ballence) 0$ what NOOOOO
@DJBrie333 4 жыл бұрын
At least we get free trial for 80+ years! Good deal right!? "Haha haha ha..."
@thatnbaguy8940 4 жыл бұрын
my mom said i can sleep when i'm dead... so i'm paying for a free trial??
@awzdtx1 4 жыл бұрын
NeyherElite I will pay for the full version
@F.RO.H 4 жыл бұрын
Uninstalling and installing is reancerating
@keziaplayz8015 2 жыл бұрын
Shower thought: What if “humans” are actually fairy’s, and gravity is the timer for how long you can fly. Jumping is really flying.
@ImMatthewGodzilla Жыл бұрын
I techinically flew once cuz when i was younger i jumped and it lasted for a good 3 seconds Gravity please work for once
@ef5tornadoes 2 жыл бұрын
The eye of a hurricane is actually the calmest spot in a hurricane almost 0 wind and sometimes it’s sunny but in the other hand the eye wall around the eye has the strongest winds in the entire storm
@planet9437 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve got another one: When people think about travelling to the past, they worry about accidentally changing the present, but no one in the present really thinks they can radically change the future.
@ivana-oc5bo 4 жыл бұрын
Huh. That’s right. Because the present is the future’s past and we’re constantly effecting it. (Jesus Christ typing this made me cringe.)
@Plantey 4 жыл бұрын
W T F
@montyeyesclosed 4 жыл бұрын
That's because whatever you do in the present is what is always meant to be. But if you change something in the past, the butterfly effect may change your present. That's why they worry about it.
@jamesmecs7627 4 жыл бұрын
Nah bro thts just some edgy snowflake shit u read.
@iann51 4 жыл бұрын
its because the past is mostly something people have information about therefore people have more control and is more predictable, the future is something that people have no information about therefore highly unpredictable
@aldey8906 4 жыл бұрын
Shower thought: what if someone in the world is doing the exact same thing that I’m doing right now
@cloudystars55 4 жыл бұрын
Al DeY sooooo someone is sitting eating ice cream in ur cozy bed watching Kim possible on Disney+ while watching shower thoughts HAHA doubt that 😂😂😂 (that’s what I’m doing btw)
@snow_drop_falls1491 4 жыл бұрын
ッCloudyStars umm hi same
@cloudystars55 4 жыл бұрын
Sarah 😂😂😂
@cloudystars55 4 жыл бұрын
Sarah doubt it
@snow_drop_falls1491 4 жыл бұрын
ッCloudyStars you sure about that
@Tumama32 Жыл бұрын
As soon as bro said something about breathing I instantly started manually breathing 🤣
@gustavbinken Жыл бұрын
I’v been listening to you so i can sleep for years now. This week i got diagnosed with MS. My life just changed. It Will never be the same, but the words you said about ”sometimes good things happen and sometimes bad things happen, we just gotta play with the Cards we’ve been given” That really spoke to me. Thank you
@thehottoast1348 3 жыл бұрын
Shower thought: Talking is actually you just breathing out in a fancy way.
@xxx_g3tr3kt_xxx11 3 жыл бұрын
Remmar Prudente Shower thought: Talking is actually just random noises in sync, which is basically what language is.
@volcanicwyvern1013 3 жыл бұрын
O:
@lisapizzo4643 3 жыл бұрын
yep
@jh3305 3 жыл бұрын
Not really
@mysunmystarz 3 жыл бұрын
Not really, your vocal cords are also vibrating
@riverunconfirmed 3 жыл бұрын
“Your future wife is probably telling her boyfriend that they’ll be together forever” Bold of you to assume I’ll get married.
@memerlandd 3 жыл бұрын
"this bloodline ends with me" ahahahhaa🤧🤧
@Jessieberryy 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahhaha
@Ellievan01 3 жыл бұрын
Very bold indeed
@susanharp9443 3 жыл бұрын
bold of you to assume it'll be a girl
@omni8568 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@rjiwaniec2716 Жыл бұрын
‘’ no British ruling king has used the internet” well timed
@hoosiergirl206 Жыл бұрын
Now there's a ruling British king who has used the internet!!🤯
@Wardog-pl9yw 4 жыл бұрын
Shower thought : sex is basically transferring unborn kids to a different person
@aub9769 4 жыл бұрын
Gataar not always
@cassandraa 4 жыл бұрын
So basically,the men are the one’s delivering the baby *im guessing*
@yum396 4 жыл бұрын
Have you heard of a condom
@kitazune9950 4 жыл бұрын
Actually, no! Without the woman, the spermatozoïde is only a cell. Just like any other but when it meets the ovaries, then it becomes a child... We learned that once
@movvvn 4 жыл бұрын
Its like trading “ Ima give you this disappointing kid for that funny child”
@kpopfrog9917 3 жыл бұрын
Shower thought: The moment we are born is the moment we start to die
@artdaze 3 жыл бұрын
I CAN'T HANDLE THESE COMMENTS ANYMORE I FEEL LIKE DEATH IS CLOSE NOW😭💀
@jus.some.silly.little.guy. 3 жыл бұрын
I don't what to say
@artdaze 3 жыл бұрын
@@jus.some.silly.little.guy. 😶
@jus.some.silly.little.guy. 3 жыл бұрын
Seriously i wanted to reply something but i don't what to say
@artdaze 3 жыл бұрын
@@jus.some.silly.little.guy. Lmao it's all good bro
@SnailTrailJay 3 жыл бұрын
Shower thought: people: “nothing lasts forever” me: technically life does for you. Like if you die before someone you don’t live forever to them but you do to you. So technically everyone lives forever
@oioioioioi994 3 жыл бұрын
Unless there's something after death
@StalkerStrike762 2 жыл бұрын
Souls are immortal, bodies you all using in this world is mortal.
@ilv839 Жыл бұрын
@@StalkerStrike762u are right exactly
@9_1.1 Жыл бұрын
“no ruling british king has ever used the internet” might wanna change that part
@rat7346 4 жыл бұрын
Shower thought: History class will only get harder and harder
@ramadevimangalampalli7797 4 жыл бұрын
Perfect
@TheTopGearConnoisseur 4 жыл бұрын
It’s not a thought, it’s a fact🤣🤣
@madebybroovy 4 жыл бұрын
You made history
@ambilir1858 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah!
@quinc77 4 жыл бұрын
waterbottle mlp gaming it will prob be easy since we are living in it lol
@fenrisinchains8790 4 жыл бұрын
Shower thought: The youngest picture of you is the oldest picture of you.
@yehoshuaisrael6889 4 жыл бұрын
O........ Shittttttttt
@axo2607 4 жыл бұрын
BIG BRAIN TIME
@fenrisinchains8790 4 жыл бұрын
@Vicky Kgoete because the youngest pic is the first picture ever taken of u, cuz u a baby or something. But since it was the first, it's also the oldest.
@fenrisinchains8790 4 жыл бұрын
@Vicky Kgoete kk but shout me out :)
@venus-uv5zc 4 жыл бұрын
Took me a second.
@Maayrakk 2 жыл бұрын
6:19 “ you should really clean your glasses right now” Me:removes glasses and checks Also me:how did you know
@ItalianFwog Жыл бұрын
IDK BUT IT SCARES ME CUZ THEY *WERE* CRUSTY AF
@awhxangelique 2 жыл бұрын
“You can’t move your top teeth” Loose top teeth: *you fool*
@ev-0163 4 жыл бұрын
"Your stomach is trying to kill you" Me eating continously without end* *I HAVE ACHIEVED IMMORTALITY* Guy narrating: you werent supposed to do that
@f7ckrob 4 жыл бұрын
Diabetes: i'll take care of that
@r1martinez207 4 жыл бұрын
Cardiac Arrest: "Allow me to introduce myself."
@greencityyoutube3121 4 жыл бұрын
I was confused about what this guy was saying until I saw his subscriber count
@brady.widlake 4 жыл бұрын
Sleepeating gang
@jacobshaw1658 4 жыл бұрын
Obesity: nice to meet you
@TREXHUNTERJOHN 3 жыл бұрын
Shower thought: *oh shit I forgot about my essay due tomorrow I haven't even started*
@juju0K_ 3 жыл бұрын
Tooooo mother fricking underrated i can almost pee myself 😂😂
@rainbowzgrqce 3 жыл бұрын
LMFAO SO UNDERRATED 😂
@K4DETHB 3 жыл бұрын
I actually have a pre test I need to finish by tomorrow
@souIjaah 3 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@kermitzefrog1163 3 жыл бұрын
Nah that's more of a just getting in or out of bed thought.
@RickyLafleur1 2 жыл бұрын
The thumbnail makes the video look like a meme compilation but it’s actually professional looking
@JustJaws. Жыл бұрын
"No ruling British King has ever used the internet" 💀
@cyruspogi4392 4 жыл бұрын
Shower thought: in games you can see nametags of your teammates, but in real life you can't see nametags so basically everyone is your enemy
@avilosey 4 жыл бұрын
Wise words
@yaboileonard2866 4 жыл бұрын
School shooters be like...
@drxppyjay993 4 жыл бұрын
Fax
@parkseonghwa4523 4 жыл бұрын
Z Doctor E SCHOOL SHOOTERS-
@jansenkj2259 4 жыл бұрын
help i can't see my parents nametag.
@camallman2549 4 жыл бұрын
Aperture: When you sleep, it's just you looking at the back of your eyelids for 8 hours straight. Me: bold of you to asume I get 8 hours of sleep
@xotwod5674 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@mangfanpage7216 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@d0wntownki2k 4 жыл бұрын
lmao me.
@shadwfreak7800 4 жыл бұрын
is he assuming that i sleep with my eyes close-
@Sapphireskittles 4 жыл бұрын
@@shadwfreak7800 ....Snakes sleep with their eyes open..
@nikhilgarg9618 Жыл бұрын
"365 birthdays for nearly 8 billion people." Those born on Feb 29: ...
@btdcam2405 2 жыл бұрын
Him: your lungs are trying to kill you Me: that’s crazy Takes a puff from inhaler
@koru3726 3 жыл бұрын
scary shower thought: talking to yourself doesn't mean your weird, it means your special cause u are able to talk to someone u can't see
@mary-ne2sv 3 жыл бұрын
That’s not scary it’s cool
@GMANStudios 3 жыл бұрын
Woah...
@satanm8c40 3 жыл бұрын
Sucks
@Fluxx_edits 3 жыл бұрын
@@satanm8c40 to be you
@yourlocalcoward8128 3 жыл бұрын
I used to pretend I was making KZfaq videos while doing literally anything lmao
@Daisydoesit39 4 жыл бұрын
Heres a shower thought: Dogs hear us talk all day but when they bark we tell them to shush up ;^;
@cringetv2153 4 жыл бұрын
Thats actually pretty sad
@N_IRL 4 жыл бұрын
@@cringetv2153 Ikr
@DrakoGo2DaMoon 4 жыл бұрын
Oof
@ZM-nj2bx 4 жыл бұрын
That is...really deep
@AwkwardDogeE 4 жыл бұрын
And they can hear noises much louder than us and we say shut up because they are too loud
@potatofryes 11 ай бұрын
“how cute you often hear that life is a roller coaster, and i get it feels like it. but when you're on a roller coaster aren't the downhill parts the most fun.” I don't know but I laughed 😭
@potatofryes 11 ай бұрын
i laughed but the emoji that i used is “😭” ......
@tinycolonelstudios5848 2 жыл бұрын
Watching a clip from my favorite tv show as a child is more interesting and satisfying then going back and watching the full episode.
@programmiererin 4 жыл бұрын
Shower thought: Every time we go to sleep we kind of time travel to the next morning.
@whykoffee4635 4 жыл бұрын
Uniquorn OMG GENIUS kinda
@lilpea8749 4 жыл бұрын
@Uniquorn ooo
@utc428 4 жыл бұрын
Bro that's lowkey true because whenever I'm sleep and don't have a dream it feels like I woke up like a few minutes later
@ryderstanton8489 4 жыл бұрын
Me: *doesn't sleep* Uniquorn: You weren't supposed to do that
@fredar1217 4 жыл бұрын
everytime i know my parents are asleep i wonder if its already morning for them and if i wake them up its back to where i am. Idk it sounds dumb
@kimberlyleyva5773 3 жыл бұрын
Shower Thought: What if the 2 E's in the word "Bee" are silent and the letter "B" is just saying it's name
@dani_moo_ 3 жыл бұрын
O M G
@iamarealearthling3612 3 жыл бұрын
@Bowen White copied from tik tok
@grac1cle341 3 жыл бұрын
No wayy
@stewedtea 3 жыл бұрын
Same with 'queue'
@darraarljod8911 3 жыл бұрын
@@iamarealearthling3612 no
@hilili4724 Жыл бұрын
You got me at Downhill parts of the roller coaster being the most fun
@tduley1685 Жыл бұрын
I like how you connect all of the shower thoughts.
@michelletrombley9960 4 жыл бұрын
Shower thought: When you can decide on something you are basically arguing with yourself.
@mildameskaite6702 4 жыл бұрын
Can't *
@moosehat3821 3 жыл бұрын
Wh-
@emir1105 3 жыл бұрын
cant*
@oussama.b8939 4 жыл бұрын
Shower thought: you can’t say “I’m dead” without lying
@jamesmathew6164 4 жыл бұрын
video games lol
@76e85 4 жыл бұрын
@j you respawn in video games, soo.. Minecraft Hardcore: *-respawn-* about that..
@g4merkakyoin 4 жыл бұрын
@@jamesmathew6164 that's not true, it's just the color of your screen changing.
@danielwoods8263 4 жыл бұрын
Unless you simulate consciousness
@lain7758 4 жыл бұрын
Neither that you "can't speak".
@alexandermaresov4257 Жыл бұрын
A totally original shower thought I just got: if your classmate ends up being the oldest person in the world, you will never know that.
@KawhiLowry 2 жыл бұрын
"Clean your glasses, they're really dirty" Why does relate to me on a spiritual level
@ziggystarbucks6383 4 жыл бұрын
“You can’t move your top teeth” My little sister wiggling her loose top tooth: *I’m about to end this man’s whole career*
@loveliaharmonie7719 4 жыл бұрын
He meant to say 'You can't move your upper jaw'
@emperorpierogi9772 4 жыл бұрын
You get what you deserve. r/wooosh
@chubbyfroggos7497 4 жыл бұрын
ArcticFoxPT Mapper explain how this is a woooosh 🤔
@emperorpierogi9772 3 жыл бұрын
@@chubbyfroggos7497 He probably didn't get the joke, if not obviously.
@salmodahir1694 3 жыл бұрын
That's what I thought
@mub8445 4 жыл бұрын
Shower thought: almost everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards.
@thatman6916 4 жыл бұрын
IQ level 3 digit, lol😂
@sashazaher 4 жыл бұрын
Me: Throws phone* Also Me:YeP
@hieveryone6129 4 жыл бұрын
I know you said “almost” but this is a joke. A balloon with helium! Did you ever think of that???
@ashh_vr 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t look at my profile Picture that actually eventually comes down to balloons dont stay like that forever
@rakqgier4141 4 жыл бұрын
@@hieveryone6129 Good point, but at the same time at one point it will pop and come back down.
@cactuss5462 2 жыл бұрын
these videos are so calming
@sohanlalgupta3171 8 ай бұрын
That was too much for me to handle you givw so much information in such short time that it just overwhelm my 2 brain cells Every single idea put up by you makes sence and if i pause after every thought and tink aboit it for 5 min every single one of them makes even more sence my mind is blown awaya
@Scorea823 4 жыл бұрын
shower thought: sleeping is just a realllly long blink
@0aktr 4 жыл бұрын
Slomo blink
@thomasstaffer 4 жыл бұрын
Or is blinking a really short sleep?
@lennon999 4 жыл бұрын
Lol true
@chillby4198 4 жыл бұрын
@@thomasstaffer *vsauce starts playing*
@youknowkc2209 3 жыл бұрын
Shower thought: Imagine how many photos you’re in the background of. Shower thought: Everywhere you go you will see someone you never knew existed.
@rainbowzgrqce 3 жыл бұрын
Hoy crap..
@pinkcherry9695 3 жыл бұрын
I would love to see myself in the background of someone else's photo tbh
@youknowkc2209 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah but you could be doing anything in the background of that photo
@brooklynrae4 3 жыл бұрын
None Bc I never go outside
@heywhatsup9900 3 жыл бұрын
@@pinkcherry9695 I would too if I wasn't built like danny devito
@makingmemesat3AM Жыл бұрын
"No british King has ever used the internet" Charles III: *"WELL HELLO THERE"*
@maddir4933 4 жыл бұрын
shower thought: when we mow the lawn, we are shaving the earth
@charlenetownsend7681 4 жыл бұрын
But the earth is a ball so that must mean it has a BROTHER?
@_froskkk_58 4 жыл бұрын
@@charlenetownsend7681 OH MY GOD-
@melody-or1bv 4 жыл бұрын
Charlene Townsend NO JUST NO 😭😭
@The_Cheezit_Man 4 жыл бұрын
Charlene Townsend but that would mean that if like the smell of fresh cut grass, you actually like the smell fresh cut earth pubic hair. ;-;
@kalechips7534 4 жыл бұрын
Charlene Townsend oh wow u guys r all just wow
@cozycarmine3803 3 жыл бұрын
Shower thought: When you jump you fall for half a second, and when you walk you're just catching yourself from tripping over and over again.
@mr.noaudio94 3 жыл бұрын
Ya lost me
@zero.0972 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂. Yea no shit
@tobi_ass3278 3 жыл бұрын
now i wont be able to walk normally for 7 minutes
@bingbong6176 3 жыл бұрын
When you run you’re just jumping forward with one foot then the other over and over again
@K4DETHB 3 жыл бұрын
I'm bouta trip, no I'm fine, it's gonna happen again, I caught myself
@I8one2Many 2 жыл бұрын
Just got back from the dispensary, this is great.
@goldenguru4364 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for making this for some reason it calmed me down
@T4zchi 3 жыл бұрын
"Before phones, 'where are you?' was never asked." People playing hide-and-seek: *Am I a joke to you?*
@seretkaur3094 3 жыл бұрын
lmao
@lordfarquaad4639 3 жыл бұрын
Imao
@user-gz8me1ho9c 3 жыл бұрын
That actually came up to my mind
@msmramonc 3 жыл бұрын
lmao
@saryazakariya9928 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@ghost_ly8831 4 жыл бұрын
"you sleep for a third of your life" Gamers: are you sure about that
@socoolyeahyeah4867 4 жыл бұрын
KZfaq, I think you're missing a few likes here
@gaming_mohammed3650 4 жыл бұрын
Justine Thanos Yup, underrated comment right there..
@bigchungus8436 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I've had 4 hours of sleep in the past 5 days, redbull is the only thing keeping me awake right now
@CrusaderKnight2000 4 жыл бұрын
@@bigchungus8436 You're probably going to start hallucinating soon. You should go to bed.
@yo_balls 4 жыл бұрын
Yea relatable
@Halfpirate 2 жыл бұрын
the quote if we never made mistakes we wouldn't learn is just to make people feel better because if we never made mistakes there wouldn't be a need to learn
@notfunnydidntlaugh4504 2 жыл бұрын
Shower thought: dying is when your skeleton hatches.
@solpport4276 4 жыл бұрын
"There are only 365 different birthdays" *Cries in leap year
@datboymanman8662 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂tuff
@breadpitt1 4 жыл бұрын
is that shiina
@ddthebreadslayer793 4 жыл бұрын
I hope you realize that people born on leap year celebrate their birthday on March first...
@badrecords-6476 4 жыл бұрын
Cries in the 1/2
@liz.7107 4 жыл бұрын
SAME, my birthday is literally February 29th
@mr_bruh7915 4 жыл бұрын
Shower thought: the youngest picture of you is the oldest picture of you
@JGVlogs8 4 жыл бұрын
😱
@byeorwassupmanhyungulookug5724 4 жыл бұрын
what I don’t get it
@FinSkater17 4 жыл бұрын
@@byeorwassupmanhyungulookug5724 Just think real hard and you'll get it eventually
@earthbelt72 4 жыл бұрын
@@byeorwassupmanhyungulookug5724 Let's say you were 1 in a pic and now you are 31, the pic is 30 years old, but you are one in the pic
@savywavyyy 4 жыл бұрын
Hell Cat_99 Woah...I just re-thought my whole life...😂😂😂👍👍😂
@The-Slytherin 2 жыл бұрын
The first one i have been thinking of 24/7, even before watching this vid
@scaleofperspective6211 Жыл бұрын
For the mind readers thing, i imagine it being like a camera filming its own screen, or a microphone picking up the sound it recorded a milisecond ago played right next to it, such loops usually pick up random frequencies or payterns, so i imagine any background thought of any of the mind readers could start rapidly reappearing in both of their minds, either forcing one of them to stop because it got too unbearable, or just creating a new really weird way to meditate, clearing your mind by flooding it with every thiught you might have.
@eamonmcsweeney491 3 жыл бұрын
Shower thought: dam this shampoo smells good
@mickaylaburke3555 3 жыл бұрын
I BUSTED A LUNG
@gukeoke6312 3 жыл бұрын
tiptoe_throughthetulips HOLD UP
@Cracklepop 3 жыл бұрын
I COUGHED UP MY HEART
@kalesalad6313 3 жыл бұрын
I legit peed my self then coughed out a lung then died after reading this. 💀
@nuaymzaidi299 3 жыл бұрын
I accidentally swallowed my shampoo and gained bubble powers after reading this
@Ki-mb3xt 4 жыл бұрын
Shower thought: Your future self is talking smack about you right now
@pemtl5917 4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: you die in the next second
@totallyale 4 жыл бұрын
i am so fucking stupid and an idiot and i have no brain.
@coffeeaddict4451 3 жыл бұрын
Well, jokes on him, I'm ruining his life haha
@kakakayce9542 3 жыл бұрын
hey thats so disrespectful me
@whydoesthethebrainignoreth6273 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@RandomGoldieStuff Жыл бұрын
"No ruling british king has ever used the internet" Aged like fine milk
@arstar2018 2 жыл бұрын
DUDE THAT IS SUCH A COUNCEDENCE THIS VIDEO APPEARED IN MY RECOMMENDATIONS THE SAME DAY I THOUGHT ABOUT HOW YOU HAVE 2:00 MINUTES LEFT YO LIVE BUT BREATHING RESETS THE TIMER
@3960xRocks 4 жыл бұрын
Shower thought: Sleep is just time travel to breakfast.
@jacobthebugg6934 4 жыл бұрын
I must say, the best time to time travel to
@3960xRocks 4 жыл бұрын
@*sips tea* Then you are not allowed to sleep :p
@jaythepro7911 4 жыл бұрын
3970xRocks that crazy
@not-so-happypappypatton 4 жыл бұрын
*sleeps til 2pm EST* OOp-
@materialgirl1585 4 жыл бұрын
Yo-
@trevorfox3759 4 жыл бұрын
*sleep is just looking at your eyelids for 8 hours straight* **Laughs in school**
@AA-jc4cu 4 жыл бұрын
Ridiculoo loool i swear i'm watching this comment in school
@thecarwithinternetaccess7952 4 жыл бұрын
“watching this comment”
@bigblackballsack64209 4 жыл бұрын
I was about to put this exact comment. Lmao.
@trevorfox3759 4 жыл бұрын
I wANT moRE lIkEs >:(
@jackht9 4 жыл бұрын
Ridiculoo it’s been 3 days my friend, you shall receive what you wish.
@grifyn882 4 ай бұрын
as i often go walk in the woods with friends, i assure you the question where are you is very often ask...you can lost somebody in 30 sec, and everybody is often not far
@Mr_ajay_77 Жыл бұрын
Shower thoughts: thoughts are the imagination that you can't imagine..... There is a alternative voice speaking in your own mind... Edit: when we hit the football we hit the ball or ball is hitting our foot
@siennacacador6948 4 жыл бұрын
Shower thought: if everyone in the world blinked at the same time, no one would know........
@hxgorr6652 4 жыл бұрын
Sienna Cacador unless it was filmed ! *Mind Explosion* boom.
@jeremiepigeon 4 жыл бұрын
@@hxgorr6652 how the fuck would you film every person in the world huh?
@ValentinodeHaas 4 жыл бұрын
@@jeremiepigeon well everyone has their own FBI agent so...........
@thevoidgamer7059 4 жыл бұрын
@@ValentinodeHaas What a out The FBI agents? They're humans as well
@ValentinodeHaas 4 жыл бұрын
@@thevoidgamer7059 no
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