‘ate greenskins ‘ate chaos ‘ate dark elves ‘ate warmbloods ‘ate skaven luv me Grymloq luv me territory luv me spear luv me Mazdamundi Simple as

In my Heart, Kroq-Gar made it onto the ships and survived in Age of Sigmar. Not even the destruction of an entire setting can stop this walking War crime Generator.

Maybe Kroc-gar names all his carnosaurs Grimlock, kinda like how Geralt of Rivia always names his mares Roach.

As a massive lizard man fan that “Do we get to win this time” joke really stung man

I never thought I would equate the painful demise of an elf lord with a squeaky toy. I stand corrected.

Killing rats and daemons. Enact the Great Plan. Riding friend-shaped Dino into battle. Having a magic Spear and lasercanon gauntlet. Kroq-Gar's life is good.

Finally the final defender gets his guide

Lystrosaurus was a herbivorous dicynodont synapsid from the Late Permian and early Triassic Periods (roughly 255-240 Million years ago). It was a meter long pig like thing with splayed legs and a short beak and a pair of tusks. It was notable for surviving the End Permian extinction event, otherwise known as the Great Dying, which killed between 70-90% of all life on earth. When the dust settled, Lystrosaurus was in an empty world and soon filled it. For the first few million yeas of the Triassic period up to 95% of all land vertebrates by mass were lystrosaurus.

This is a character that needs to appear in AoS, the Seraphon have like 3 characters and Kroq Gar could fill the rol of old wise mentor to new Saurus leaders, he was the leader of the armies of Lustria, im sure he got a spot in the spaceships

Lizardmen Audie Murphy is a hilarious comparison. Kroq-Gar almost lives up to Audie's legend.

Would've like to remind you that all special named mounts for Lizardmen had "similar names" to similar looking Dinobots form G1 Transfromers.

Grymloq is what you get when you take the Indominus Rex, juice it with PCP, replace the intelligence with the personality of a khornate berserker, and then make it though as nails, infact Grymloq is so vicious that when he hatched he ate his fellow hatchlings

Didn’t Kroq-gar leave the doomed city with a group of survivors and fought an unending guerilla war through which eventually over time him and Grymloc were the only ones left? I’m not worried to much about it though, you probably shortened it for brevity’s sake and to put emphasis on those two.

"The can of pringle you swore you would never eat." Looks at the can of opened pringle that had sat on my shelf for like three year. Thankfully, I threw it out after i moved.

I love the whole video. I loved the inside jokes and I’m glad you were able to recover your channel. Looking forward to the next one.

wish this guy gets more lore, he's so cool

I gave the lizard men a try just recently and Kroq-Gar just seemed so cool to me. Had the best campaign I have ever had with him and I am now a huge Lizardman fan.

Now this does put a smile on my face

Watching these videos gives me the drive to play characters I didn't appreciate or care for and it gives me a whole new experience knowing their story keep up the good work!

I see lizardman noobs guide, I click the like button. I'm hype.

I feel like mention should have been made of the spree he went on when Lord Skrolk killed Grimloq. Kroq-gar went absolutely even more insane mode than normal, and I respect it.

'Like that can of pringles you swore you wouldn't eat in one sitting' *Me watching this video while working my way through a can of pringles in one sitting* "i feel like im getting called out here"

I kind of admit, I wish they had a proper 'This is the Dino Lizard man' LL for them. Kroq used to be the closest thing to it with armor buffs to dinos, but they made him more saurus focused...I don't mind it too terribly much, but if nothing else I would love to see a lord specifically for the Dino ball of Doom.

Man, I`m always so impressed by the level of your editing and even more by your writing. Noobs guides is by far the bast warhammer content on youtube. Thank you for the videos!

That squeaky toy sound bite gave my dogs a certified neuron activation moment. Top stuff!

Every time I see a youtube preview for a series I like I get my hopes up and learn I have to wait.

The fact you put in Paul’s ‘Guardians’ Animation, and me remembering you commenting on the video, was a nice touch. Well done as always Cody!

Lizardmen were my intro into Warhammer with Kroq’gar being my first playthrough. He’s been my favorite since.

Damn you for the squeaky toy sound effects. My dog heard them and is now freaking out.

0:47 Goddamn that roar gives me goosebumps!

7:25 the way the Saurus warriors walk is kinda funny lol.

Love the Dinobot references from the lizard men. Please do Mazdamundi soon

Kroq-Gar: -Has a giant dinosaur as a best friend and mount. -Has killed uncountable demons and rats. -Has a laser cannon as a hand. -Can 1v1 The Suneater. Probably the coolest lizardman since Lord Kroak.

When the 6 Million Cacao Lizzard Man theme hit I was sold. Subbed.

Just stumbled across this video and it's my new favorite thing. Laughed so hard. 10/10.

The six million dollar man bit really got me, well done. Great vid as always

I played kroq gar in tw:w2 vortex on very hard, quickly made my way down to the harbor city and thought "hey, I'll explore that island" and was almost destroyed by a fully stacked undead pirate army. as Skaven took my capital and made me unable to recruit new saurus I pulled myself north and settled the northern jungles, depleting my army further. Two armies of Skaven and Beastmen approached. Then I summoned a dinosaur army and took all southern Lustria.

4:18-4:24 Don't forget Spear and Fang.

I love the fact that Mazdamundi actually seems to like Kroq, but just has Nakai shanghaied to Shang-Hai.

the line "when a badass loses an arm it only makes them stronger" that line is so true even in history, there were examples like Gor the iron hand, a knight who lost his left hand but fought in many battles, lord nelson who fought in some of the grandest sea battles and the most coolest British office in world war one and world war two, General Adrian Carton De Wart, a man who fought in the front lines lead multiple charges, was shot about more then 11 times survive all of them including a bullet to the face, lost his left hand (by lost he asked the doctor to amputate it but the doctor said no, so he did it himself) then in his late 60s in world war 2 he fought with the polish restience was captured but lead multiple escape attempts, actually survive till the end and died in his bed peacefully, he had I think sustain elven injuries that were very much leathy, including falling down the stairs near his retirement, some people would say he was luckily and asked why he would fought in both wars, the man answered practically when he was asked about his view on world war one he replay "I actually love the war, really" note, this man was on the front lines, witness the battle of sollum, experience mustard gas, shot in the eye and lost his left arm and he said he love it, the man is very much different kind of solider I swear he be the kind of person to ask God for more harder battles.

LOVE the section w/ the 1980s adventure show vibe (A-team?).. just hilarious.

This is much less puss filled to enjoy with my thanksgiving dinner then the Nurgle video, my thanks 🙏

Thank you for not saying "Rock out with your Kroq out."

I will never be able to see Gryloq do that animation to an elf without hearing squeaky dog toy noises.

I'm always so happy when a new Noobs Guide comes online, thanks for the effort 😄

The only thing i dislike about this video is the lack of a

"Like the can of pringles you swore you wouldnt finish in one sitting" ... I feel called out...

The elf squeaky toy bit killed me!

3:48 *"ME KROQ-GAR NO BOZO! ME KING!"*

Yes! The best Lizardman Lord gets his guide! Screw Saurus Warriors when we got frickin dinosaurs! Still waiting for Thorgrim, Karl, Tyrion Malakith, Archaon, and the other faction leaders to get their own noob's guides

I have loved Lizardmen since the first time I saw one in any property, my favourite part about the Warhammer ones is how they keep their heads still when they move or charge, something about that just looks violent, focused, inhuman… shame what GW did to the old world, shame.

At the beginning, the squeaky toy sound effects are perfect! (Lmbo (censored version of lmao))

Not to forget his spear is a actual nightmare syringe.

The bionic arm part and editing u did really reminded me of barry getting his bionic leg by the kgb in archer 😭

Kroq-Gar is actually a little bit over 8200 years old.

I am so excited for that N'Kari video xD Gotta say that this one was an epic surprise. I wouldn't mind a Noob's Guide for every lord given the time.

Liking this not fifty seconds in because the squeaky toy bit made me laugh at work.

Loved the squeaky toy bit, that stuff was amazing!

The SJP Ferris bueller comment made me spit my coffee.

The Ferris Bueller Sarah Jessica Parker gag got me. That was hilarious.

"Sole surviving warrior..." that's not true. Nakari lived too, he got distracted by a butterfly and wandered off

I've been waiting so long for you to do kroq!!!!!!! thank you cody glad your back Edit- laugh my ass off at the whole we can rebuild him

I feel personally attacked by that Pringles bit XD

Hi Cody. Which Ogre Legendary Lord will you do for Thanksgiving? Or will you just do the Ogre Bruiser mod?

In my head of how Kroq-Gor lost his arm is that after a awesome battle he notice it was barley hanging on he either pulled it off with his other hand or like the bad ass he is he just bite it off

if this fkn video doesnt have a million dollar man spoof i swear to god

I love this ones, always with the good quality.

I’ve waited for this for so long!

Your background music choice is pretty solid, I like that! Reminds me of that review by Mandaloregaming🤣

I'm a die hard Dawi. But last night I was thinking about my iguana I had when I graduated High School, and all of a sudden I had the overwhelming urge to see the Lizardmen. Not looking back.

1:30 thats what therussianbadger said

I love the fact that you played mariachi over his lore.

Old enough to see my 5th grade students go into highschool but still young enough not to know a single reference you made in this video hahaha

I made it to the end and enjoyed myself regardless

In my Queek campaign, I wrecked his army within 10 minutes and he wrecked mine solo over the next five..

Squeeky toy sound made dog look up excited.

Is this going to be another Tik Toc Toe thing with Zwoops suspicious love history, but now it's Kroq Gar and Grimlock...

Ayyyy glad to see you're back

Just in time what a serendipity of an occurrence

I did find it funny when the elf at the beginning made squeaky toy noises when he got chewed by the carnisaur

Finally, I can pick up the High Queen and smoke her like a cigar. BOK, BOK I SAY!

I loved it so much. I know I'm late but I am a nooblord to this game series

The Ferris Bueller joke was great

I loved the Audie Murphy reference

When the fleshbags are all playthings for your giant murder puppy, a few of them are just flailing squeaky toys.

Loved the 6 million dollar lizard skit. Morathi when?

thesaurus bit was clever

Guy called the Last Defender, but loves to go out and ambush folks. Guess he lives by the old saying 'the best defense is a good offense.'

Bionic Lizard ? Cody you Genius!

I don’t even play these games, your vids are just that good 😂

I'm super hyped to see the new Lizard Men unit Thesaurus!

6:54 *Wood/High Elves:* "Oh, thank fuck..."

Grimlock definitely gets a lot of belly rubs

The high elf squeaky toy kinda got me lol.

The million dollar man part was so good

His Thesaurus. Chefs kiss

If I recall correctly the hand of gods was named in honour of Diego Maradonas infamous hand of God moment against England in one of the world cups.

I don't have the heart to read the end of age of sigmar but I just don't understand how the race of OP wizard lizards with buff mancroc shock troops ever lost anything.

That elf boy that was secretly a squeaky chew toy 😂😂😂👏👏👏

That thesaurus joke! Ouch , my sides!