+chaosincarna The thought of Khorne shedding a tear cracks me up to no end.

+NightmareRoach "He can't kill them well enough :'(" Khorne knows that feel.

broderick kurtz I cry everytim...

you can parry a blade, but you can't parry the feels

Maciej Bohn there are women in the north who are better fighters than the men of the south.

Batman _ Yep. And calling a Chaos Warrior a Southerner is a grave insult.

***** Not really cities, but there are fortresses that have been built here and there, also alot of tent encampments, since most northerners are nomads.

Thanks for subscribing :D and well... i got a ways to go yet with my pronunciation but it's good to know that some one thinks it isn't terrible!

Essentially what the OP said ^^^ I agree completely and quote what he says. Very attentive to little details that make a story and tell a good tale. You sir, are a great storyteller. MUCH LOVE.

@@ArchKZfaq I must say you’ve came pretty darn far.

Chaos Ogres are a thing.

Wwwwwww

Ogres, my lord

+STEFAN9484 SINDRIIIIIIII

Sounds Like every slaanesh Champignon ever

Embrace the pain! Feel it inside you! YES

Sounds like a punishment Slannesh would be into.

+Randal Skefingtonidis Sorcery, politics. Manipulation. Scheming. That kinda shit.

Fiend Matador Slayer of a Thousand Noobs So, in terms off Crusader Kings 2 (that has a great warhammer mod) its "intrigue". Ok. Thanks. HE STILL MAKES NO SENSE!

Randal Skefingtonidis Such is the ways of Chaos. You cannot fully comprehend them...and Tzeentch, who is my personal favorite, confuses even me. Plots within plots. Schemes within Schemes. Bring change and change it even more, more more more. Always, never-ending. That is TZeentch...AND HE STILL MAKES NO SODDING SENSE!

Fiend Matador Slayer of a Thousand Noobs ok. I'll keep worshiping Slaanesh. He's easier.

to worship the changer of ways one only needs to change things. The greater the change the more powerful your sacrifice to the many faced god. changes like life to death or war to peace or love to hate or loathing to friendship.

Maciej Bohn Archaon would tear him apart just by looking at him.....

Arnór Franz Erlendsson But is Archaon as manly as Egil? Maybe the way he obtained his wargear might say so, but still it is Egil who dominates in the manliness department.

did he choke a bloodthirster with his own whip ?

+Arnór Franz Erlendsson hæ ég héld að ég væri eini warhammer spilandi íslendingurinn

Daniel Gardarsson No, we are but few

+Matthew Deleon in a nutshell Warrior of Chaos and if of khorne he / she takes your skull for his throne ;)

+blaster23456 They KIND of do that, but probably not in such an awesome way. As you go aorund and conquer as Chaos, Warp corruption will start to take place, which seemingly will afflict people as they start to riot more and more frequently in areas tainted by Chaos. I would imagine a Chaos cultist undercover being able to tets the faith of the people, and if you succed, they might join your army either as fellow cultists or other.

Ah. Meh I like my system better with the whole piety thing. Feels a bit more chaos then just sending a guy in to rally the people or something.

blaster23456 Maybe as your warriors do battle and emerge victorious, they will be blessed with mutations of your choice. That'd be cool.

Definitely. And maybe as your generals and their armies fight and level up, they can select a Chaos God to serve and gain buffs depending, and maybe some cosmetic changes as well. Those two systems would add in so much more army customization.

I was also very confused 0.o

+Sicher Nicht Most of these blood crazed murderers are predictable or can be controlled or killed far more easily and quietly.

+John Erlwanger Really easy question to answer. The insane murder hobos you mentioned actually help the nations and churches of the "civilized" places. The Brettonian Knight's are literally the Lord's and Nobles of Brettonia. The Warrior Priest's of Sigmar are some of the greatest defenders of the Empire, bringing some level of security to the Empire by killing the Empires foes. The Witch Hunters assist the Empire by getting rid of insane cultists, Vampires, and other assorted horrifying creatures and people. These forces are actually required to just have order in this universe.

+John Erlwanger He implies that they are the wrong kind of religious fanatic :3 Tho as a dwarf player I must admit cannons work JUST fine on either type of religious fanatic.

+Mercenary Vasma that sound like some weak goody good propaganda

I am fine with voices in my head, but voices in YOUR head drive me bugnuts.

Enemies of the Dark Gods beware!

FOR THE DARK GODS! MAIM! BURN! KILL! MAIM! BURN! KILL!

SpikyDane the lil' norscan that could?

WITNESS YOUR DOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Witness

they kind of have from what I've learned. Most are already mutated since most were humans way back when the first or second chaos winds blew and they have just kind have stayed that way.

The way I see it, beastmen don't tend to get rewarded so much by Chaos because they're already horrible chaotic degenerates. Unlike humans, elves, dwarfs and the like, they don't need enticing. They're already powerful mutants, they're already filled with hate and insanity, and they'll already fight anything at the drop of a hat. That's not to say they never get rewarded though. One example is Taurox, the Brass Bull. This was a doombull who had killed hundreds, if not thousands, and made it a habit of eating anyone or anything that looked it in the eye. This pleased Khorne so much that he sent one of his heralds to offer a boon to Taurox... This herald then proceeded to make eye contact. No points for guessing what happened next. Having bitten the head off the herald however, Taurox flew into a year-long rampage across the old world, after which its body became encased in magickal brass that was near indestructible (save a weakspot in its throat, thanks to Khorne's displeasure at having killed his herald). A beastman who gains the favour of the dark gods is fucking scary.

HeinrichKonig also the beastmen not getting mutations is rather new. there used to be Gors dedicated to each god individually and if they followed a individual god they got boons of that god.

One of the tabletop units I love is "The Khorngor". Dog like faces with magnificent hornes in khornes rune, Red armor and reddiesh brown fur :) one with a curved dragon horn ( I think it is called ) It is led by a Sharman of Khorne that nullifed magic. I painted the Shaman in brown robes with black fur and red spots on the forhead he has the mark of Khorne as he has no hornes of his own.

hardmasternl they are mutated as all fuck it's just most artworks don't show it

+stormdeatherz ultrist Andy Sulivan here with the new Portal-John. You've just gotten your new chaos armor, feeling like the ultimate bad-ass as you slash your way through the enemy, but oh shit, I can't take a shit in this armor. The Portal-john solves all that. With the Portal-John, when ever you got to use the can, whether for a number 1, number 2, or number 3 for you warp mutated types, the Portal- John opens up a warp rift in the suit that just sucks it right out and into the immaterium. No more poop in the suit. Perfect for on the go for those blood-crazed types, the suit does all the work for you so you can focus on pleasing the God of chose. Just *voom* and it's gone. Now I could sell this product for 100 souls, 500 souls, 1000 souls, but order right now and you'll get the Portal-John chaos armor for the low low price of your closest loved ones souls. I'm practically giving these away at this point! What's stopping you, order your Portal-John chaos armor today. Call now. *warning. Portal-John isn't included in any Nurgle armor or gifts. Portal-John isn't responsible for 'hazards of the Warp' that might occur. Portal-John is a non-affiliated Chaos company* Order your Portal- John today.

+stormdeatherz ultrist Armor incinerates it.

+stormdeatherz ultrist iM CHaos warrior Irl I kill my dog for the blood god And stab my dad but he survived

+thegeneralscall The fact that this got only 3 likes and no replies is fucking shameful. This was utter fucking brilliance.

+thegeneralscall A chaos monster warps into the suit ;-;

Well sorry but about 99% of his listeners are male. Would be funnier if he would have said: "Welcome gentelmen and ladys, mostly gentelmen to be fair."

Waristheonlyanswer I would give them beastmen with potential chaos warband allies

***** Providing you are in an area with sufficient warp saturation the chaos gods can "bless" whom ever they chose, and ofc there is always the creeping corruption of chaos fks if said berserker started the enjoy the act of killing he could very easily be tempted down the path of corruption.

***** Basically not. The bargin is about giving your soul freewilled to chaos and chaos bestowes superhuman powers to you. But mutations can be get very easily just by the magical nature of the warhammer world. Not to speak of moral failures exploited by chaos.

Stefan Folkerts that's not entirely true. There are many cases where individuals are turned to chaos against there will. However the processes is often slow and agonizing as the forces of chaos manipulate your life and mind to force the fall. However that is still no. The change will not happen just from one battle. It would take time.

Krom Blackheart then tell me one character within the warhammer lore that became "tricked" into being a warrior of chaos? The whole point fo the thing is to collect "free souls" of humans for the gods...and your sould has to be given freely. Later regrets dont count :D

I never said "tricked" as I said. It is a slow manipulation. Someone could literally be serving the dark gods and never know until they are in to deep.

They're like big rape death metal Vikings.

given how they look in images... Yeah. XD

+Srab23 Subtitles might also be worth the extra work

Thank you

TheBigChinaGamer If it works in Medieval, I think it will work in Warhammer. Although the best strategy against hordes is always stockpiling a fat defense in your fortressess and have a large cavalry army at your disposal.

Rudevald just doing it right now haha

That was a very good explanation thank you :)

They're unlikely to find a non-worshipper worthy of their gifts.

hu... i always figured that the link i put in the description lead TO the song so i never bothered to check and nope.... it dosent, strange. any ways incompetech.com/wordpress/ that's the site where i get my music it's all royalty free and they have a ton of tracks available.

Arch Warhammer Cheers

Chaos Un-provided: When all the homeless people had enough.

Alexander Herckenrath and slaanesh cuz fucking!

sword guy probably the closest kzfaq.info/get/bejne/rrCkmJZlz9C8lmQ.html

i am unable to watch that video. Did you delete it or something? It says:"This video is not availble"

Well, for starters the Empire is more technologically advanced than the Warriors of Chaos and Norscans by and large, having access to fire arms and cannons and the like. The Warriors do have those Hellcannons that fire souls, but those are rather... unstable. If we look at the historical examples the main reason things like plate armor stopped being used was due to gunpowder technology, as a single musketball could easily just go through plate armor. Granted, Chaos Plate is different from your standard steel, but the same rules probably do apply at least to a degree. Also, Chaos tends to do some rather... funny things to your head. Depending on what Chaos God you worship, it can make you mentally or emotionally unstable in a variety of ways. A Khornate Chaos Warrior may get too caught up in killing to notice the guys aiming a cannon for his face, or a Slaaneshi may be too engrossed in his hookers and blow to notice the dude with the warhammer sneaking up behind him, stuff like that.

Organized formation fighting. Even when brought toghether as a warband, warriors of chaos fight as individuals, as solitary champions each for his own glory and gain, while the empire state troops are drilled and trained to cover eachother and to never fight alone.1 to 1 of course they will loose, the problem is state troops never fight 1 to 1 with chaos warriors. Sure one dude with a spear isn't much of a threat, but 5 dudes fighting you toghether and covering eachother? You might be surprised. And the elite human regiments (like the greatswords or the knightly orders) can take on chaos warriros with decent chances at beating them in a straight up fight. Couple that with the fact chaos warriors are not exactly the pinacle of intelligence and tactics (grunt warriors not the champions and warband leaders) AND they are so arogant as to not even consider the posibility of dying to the weak southerners, and you get a recipe for weaker but disciplined troops beating the viking supermen. And then of course there's the tech. Sure miste fancy full plate with glowy rune axe of murder and rape, you are imposing as fuck. Here, eat this cannonball and these volleys of musket fire to the brain, see how tough you are with your skull vented and it's contents deposited on the dude behind you. Or blown up by rockets. Or blown up by mortars and grenades.

+toetapanter9 There's possible justification for that, yeah. Particularly proud chaos warriors can detest the idea of having their head covered, because then they can't tear into people, and do... other things. Pride and inconvenience.

+toetapanter9 Well there are named heroes in the tabletop that appear to be Chaos Warriors and they certainly don't have helmets. Much like other things the bonded armour is probably non-canon for the most recent versions of Chaos Warriors. (Not the MOST recent though, as they don't exist at all :I )

Well his "War in the Heavens" video goes into a lot of the Necron lore.