I'm convinced geese were added into the game as an april fools joke, and then for some reason the devs forgot to remove them ...

Is anyone going to mention the adorable dog helping that child "fight" a goose?

"IT'S ABYSMAL" is the most emotion I've heard in TierZoo's voice ever

You forgot the geeses passive: "Hightened Memory" the geeses has great memory and if attacked the next time you engage in a fight they will gain extra fury

You forgot to mention their unfair buff in their home server of Canada. They are a government protected build which means humans can only pvp them in areas with no surveillance or witnesses and in international servers where their buff is deactivated.

A lot of humans were harmed in the making of this video

People walking past a geese Geese : peace was never an option

I absolutely love that the sentence “how to not get bodied by geese” exists in the English language.

City park biomes lmfao

yes

"Aesthetics can be hard to master" *Shows reddit light mode*

"Use stealth" I just imagine some guy crawling in bushes to avoid a wild pack of geese now

One morning a swan from my neighborhood, hired to keep geese out of the pond, turned up drenched in blood. On examination, none of it was his.

You forgot to mention goose droppings. Those poops are slipperier than a Diddy Kong banana and just as excellent as a spacing tool.

Geese: You're approaching me? Human: I can't grab your neck without getting any closer.

This video low key making me want to legit fight a goose

Your steath is really high with that smooth transition

It's good to see that TierZoo answers the truly important questions.

Aesthetics, perfect category: KING DEDEDE The King is pleased.

04:59 "this make especially difficult to battle two opponents at once" The deadly opponents: A toddler and a playful doggo. Really an extremely cowardly fight against the geese.

Geese: "Come at me scrub! YEEEE U SCARED?" Also Geese: "IT'S WAS JUST A PRANK BRO"

Geese, a class so OP that they made a game based on it

5:26 I'm glad you put King Dedede at the top here. He really does deserve the top spot.

4:19 Geese: *Attacks human’s support so he is out of options* Also geese: Now I am out of options

I sit here and wonder what the game would look like without goose mains. I'd imagine it to be pleasant.

Dolan Dark is my favorite Goose main.

"Peace was never an option" -Geese description-

"Are there any really soild counter play options?" "Grabs Rifle" "Yes"

5:00 boy and his dog build is true op.

so what i learned: 1) dont run from geese, they are pure show and no bite. Go for the neck 2) run from swans, there is no god that will help you.

With the release of the “untitled goose guide” I feel we’ll see a lot more of goose mains soon

Geese just have their "I don't give a f$ck" stat maxed out.

Early in game when I was at level 7 or 8 in my human build, I encountered a swan duo by a lake using intimidation tactics. I used a grab technique on one opponent's neck and threw him back into the water biome. The other one fled the scene. Huge XP boost that day!

That ad placement was masterfully executed

I love how the moves consisted of flying type pokemon moves.

The short bit with the elephant antagonizing a goose becomes legendary when the goose opens its wings to show its "size." lmao

5:26 As a Dedede main, I respect this. * Crouches *

*walks to the park to go fight the groups of geese that have been harassing me for years*

Goose intimidating an enemy: "WHINING FOOLS BEGONE!"

4:26 I love how the guy just grabs the goose by the neck.

"King Dedede: Aesthetic levels: Perfect." *This* is how we know this guy is reliable with his knowledge of the meta.

Swan is definitely the optimized build, but you're making a statement by maining Goose anyway

Nobody: Tierzoo's ad transition: * max stealth*

I love how the devs modeled it after a Klingon Bird-of-Prey, it's a cool easter egg.

Just binged all the videos after discovering this channel from the OP Humans videos. Can we get a video about the City Meta?

Never had a goose attack me, but if one did my plan was to square up and beat the shit out of it.

This video was crucial in my biology depth study on geese and swans. Thank you Tierzoo for your wise insight into the world of fierce waterfowls

Geese: U took everything to me! Swans: I don’t even know who u r...

“Humans deserve a nerf” *6 months later* “Breaking news, an Man known as TierZoo has been caught abducting children and experimenting on them to create the “perfectly balanced build” as he called it, mumbling that it’s “all about the intelligence stat” and how humans have been “S Tier” for too long. And how the “devs will be angry”. And how we will all soon be “patched”.” Edit: Huh, lotta likes, thanks guys.

Lv. 1 Duck Lv. 10 Goose Lv. 35 Swan Bird mafias?

Really appreciate this channel for teaching me how to fight geese.

I love your eastereggs in the graphs!

the 36 people that disliked are Canadian Goose and Swan mains that don't want a nerf because they know the devs always take nerfing way out of poportion and make the builds garbage as a result

Goddamn I'm waiting for the video where the sponsorship plug isn't absolutely seamless​, but it is every single time. Well done!

Speaking of OP birds, it’d be cool to hear ur opinions on the Bearded Vulture build. Using colored dirt for both aesthetics and an added intimidation buff is unconventional but a pretty effective choice. Specing into such a strong stomach acid must have cost a lot of evolution points, but bone-eating is a good method for gaining xp that others have missed.

Your transitions to ads are flawless! I love it!

The way he slid that sponsorship in there was so smooth

Lets talk about the TierZoo meta that everyone seems to be ignoring. Producing high quality zoology content with video game references. It's a generalist build that is extremely viable, and is able to withstand the harsh conditions of you tube and it's demonetisation.

The transition from video to end add is amazing 5:34

That was a genuinely excellent transition into the ad

4:37 Kangaroo used muay thai clinch and double front kick. It's super effective. but seriously, that bird went flying.

I have a dog, and he allways trolls the geeses, but once he saw a swan... Now he respects goose players.

"Did you know that all geese hate you on a personal level?" -the great loremaster, Runesmith.

This is one of my all-time favorite channels on youtube. Nothing else gives that blend of animal facts and gaming strategies. Thanks for putting together such a top-notch science channel!

These vids are getting better and better and I didn't even think that was possible!

If swans nearly match dedede, does that mean they have an amazing crouch animation? hold on... Looks good.

I'm subbing just because that ad transition was perfect

Still gotta be my favorite TierZoo video to date because I think about it every single time I see a goose

„Aesthetics is something that is difficult to master.“ That hit too close to home...

That description is golden.

that was a brilliant plug transition

Are geese OP? Untitled Goose Game: YES

My favourite part is the whole video, especially the transition into the sponsor at the end.

geese are what you get when you spec into an assault chicken just for a meme

This channel is brilliant!!! Im glad i found it.

0:45 I love your sense of humour

My life needed a clip of a small elephant snoot-booping an annoying goose. Thank you TierZoo.

"Fowl Balls" and "Fowl Play". You sir, are a genius.

Just found your channel, SO Great!

The footage on this one is perfect

You’re forgetting the thief branch of the geese: Dolan Dark, only one player has been able to master this branch. The Dolan Dark will steal your memes and in turn, your stats and uses them against you

Those runescape references are quality content I can subscribe to.

2:48 the amount of chaos in this one clip

This is my favorite video of this gem of a channel. I guess because I used to be terrified of geese and goose when little.

Swans are the Mega Evolution of Geese

i mean we are required to let them cross the street or we get kicked from the game.

This was much more interesting and entertaining than I thought it would be. Thanks for the work yo!

3:19 *Instantly gets reminded of Pokémon* I can't be the only one who sees this

oh my god tierzoo you're making me nostalgic with that bo2 music

4:37 lmao that Kangaroo's grab and throw was straight out of Smash bros

lmao the clip with the swan just beating down on the goose sends me

TierZoo predicted Untitled Goose Game.

Yo, one time i was jogging on the streets and a goose (around baby season for them) near a lake was just next to the sidewalk and starts hissing at me from a distance. I ignore it but it starts rearing up and flaring it's wings. I just run by that thing, but i was thinking to myself, man, what was that bird thinking threatening me? I could have just kicked it and it'd get rekt. On the way back this goose is STILL there, and sees me from a distance and is like hissing all like "COME AT ME BRO" So as im running back, I lean down to it's face and hiss back. I saw the face of surprise on a goose that day.

These clips are just absolutely hilarious.

The"Fowl balls" ability pun deserves a like and subscribe by itself.

Can't stop laughing at the gorilla panicking at the goose charging.

Step 1: Binge Step 2: Be sad cuz there's no more vids Step 3: Realize that a new vid is uploaded Step 4: =)

Your channel is amazing! Your transitions with sponsors are amazing, I don't mind seeing/listening to what there about. Very educational but in a fun, playful way. How are you not at 1 Million Subscribers yet?!

I love this episode, it may be my favorite. There's so many good clips and jokes, I know I've seen the clip of the elephant getting bullied by a goose in at least one other episode, but it's so funny and relatable it never gets old. There was a hostel in Ohio at Malabar Farm State Park where I used to stay every now and then, and they had a flock of farm geese and whenever they passed through a flock of migratory geese as well, and both were just the nastiest creatures on Earth. Even though the guy who ran the hostel fed the farm geese every day! Even when he was feeding them they were nasty little bullies! My favorite goose memory that ties the best into this episode was one day we were sitting on the porch, and a big suv pulled into the park. The front of the hostel faces the road leading into the park, with a big yard between them where the geese normally hang out, and they'd made their way out into the road. The suv failed the intimidation check badly, and not only did they stop instead of continuing slowly forward, THEY STARTED BACKING UP AND THE GEESE CHASED THEM. The most absurd thing I've ever seen. So I feel for that elephant getting bullied in the clip in this episode, geese are just insane.