She is a plot boss who cannot be defeated by design

Becomes a tribal man so you don’t have a last name

lmao this is gold

Christopher Moon . Boss music no. Minecraft disc 11. It’s a horror show now.

You are the new Justin y

ZachValkyrie let’s plays

@@jkid1134 No, a let's play is probably more like vlogging.

Tutorial videos, before purchasing skills.

More like trailers

Historical documentaries are just the patch notes.

this deserves more likes...

victor 91 you can just find a player that respects you like a wolf

Also fathers

That’s a Little dark when u think about it...

I made you join the server, so I can make you disconnect.

This is the best thing I have seen all day

Don't forget that they also have an innate sense to locate most things that others in their party can't find

@@jesussuarez1011 And this ability only seems to strengthen when a mother player classes up to grandmother.

You forgot the OP ability “Lie detector” where they can detect any lie no matter how small or any sort of wrongdoing you have done.

Asian Human mothers possess a large variety of skills, including "emotional damage", "the broomstick", and "the disowning"

Grandma with a slipper does 30% the damage

wooden spoon though...

Belt: 5000 crit

Fear the "Chancla"

>neutral B that kills at 25%

God (Devs' manager): "does someone call me?"

MichaelBFDII wong Mom: Yes, this terrible worker is deserving a slipper to the face.

Mom: Yes, this terrible worker is deserving a slipper to the face.

Mom: Yes, this terrible worker deserves a slipper to the face.

Mom: Yes, this terrible worker deserves a slipper to the face.

Aw 🥺

that's a really hard guild to join but it has a really good lategame!

This is a masterpiece comment

Jus sayin best place to raid is malls it’s literally free exp and its like a safe zone so no worries about being attack by higher level players

This is so cute

THAT SABLEYE09 its a lizard, though it does evolve into the mammalian class

It's a Reptile, not a Lizard. More accurately, it's a Stem-Mammal.

THAT-SABLEYE09 it’s neither a mammal nor a reptile. it doesn’t have mammary glands, so it can’t be a mammal. but it’s a synapsid, which means it’s closer to mammals than to anything else

Ikr... I was eating. Was

eugh

> *Couldnt Get Away*

> You can't run from a trainer battle

> Can't fast travel when enemies are nearby.

>*Mother used "I'm disappointed"* >*It's super effective >*Critical hit >*Son has fainted*

>*Mother used count to three >child instantly obeys

Wilson Liang yea, I have also experienced as a human main being spawned in a Hispanic household the regional variant of that weapon, the almighty Chancla

Wilson Liang or belts lol

Pierre Shi yeah, as a black main, I can tell you this I a constant among many cultures

Also a Human main, my experience with the Asian mother class is a sight to behold, she didn't acquire slippers, but she had a constant fear Aura debuff against my aggressors, sight to behold.

Humain main here from Romania. Here we have a more dangerous weapon mothers use, the broom.

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What’s ur fav build?

Mine too when i was in the earlier levels she would use "count to 3","glare" , "yelling/screaming" and "hitting hard af" on a daily basis

Sky Lens yeah man my mom uses the tag team ability “mom and dad” team up and me and my fellow human mains get the intimidation debuff and outnumbered debuff as well

the "death glare" is terrifying

Mothers have recently been granted access to an extremely powerful weapon players have named: *La Chancla.* When they use this weapon their attack and intimidation stats multiply by 10x. Truly an OP build.

@@normalprofile5553 tbh “Younger Sibilings” also generally know how to use the household meta, with the “Blame” ability, which functions like this: They will start to cry, then a Mother or Dad would arrive and ask what happened, and they would say that you attacked then, even if you didn’t, causing the parents to get the “Rage” buff, causing them to do what was mentioned in other comments They also have the “Cry” ability, which may apply the following status: Annoyance (debuff) Stress (debuff) Tiredness (if used repeatedly during the night) They will also use the “Bite” ability, which depending on their rage level, may cause some level of pain

Child Abuse is an OP strat

CaN I seE YOUR MAnageR?!?!?

r/entitled parents with a dash of malicious compliance

@@vanta789 I learned something today!

Moms are tough.

They deal double damage, all of which targets resolve, when using a wooden spoon

*belt

@@greg77389 *crowbar

*Car

@@parasitecat3892 Car?

saddest main quest

@@Glaivemistake but one of the most rewarding for the warmth and nostalgia bars

@@hossam9053 I'm working up to that mainly, so my mother can have peaceful and happy last years like she tried to give to me

Dude, you just🥺🥺😭❤❤

that's actually kinda accurate

Pokemon? i assume you mean the minigame that only humans have access to

Yes, exactly!

@@ianoliver2224 god humans get so much :_:

Eh, it's actually a detriment to the current lifestyle human mains have adopted. Laying eggs would be much handier for today's human if it were possible, considering all the tools we've invented to protect the eggs, keep them stable and at good temperature. Imagine a infinitely less painful birth by laying eggs, then leaving them to incubate It will also reduce the need for doctor specs in human mains for spawning.

This increases to 60% if they go out for cigarettes.

Increases to 80% if they go out for gas

This increases to 99% when they go out for ass

Homo Sapiens Sapiens not Homo Sapien, did you forget the build that we use today?

What can i say they have bad ping

edgy af

Ikr, what a lame name

@@locococo8961 the dimetradons sail looks like a chip.

@@angsarmartin7555 Chinese be like MMMMM

To be fair, what else would you call an event that erradicated most live on earth?

Jared Devan Yea, especially mothers from the Latin America and Africa servers.

@@thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527 Eastern Europe server as well

@Jared Devan Nah the flip flop would be going so fast you wouldn't have time to see it

@@thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527 in indian servers as well Just we call them slippers

Asian servers too

How is he now?

@@thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527 He’s doing pretty good! Thank you for asking 🥰

@@BepisQueen I swear pit bulls see a child and think “mmm lunch”

The hell did he do to get bitten by a pit bull? They don’t normally attack humans.

@@legendofrayquazagaming5125 we’re not sure. He was excited and quickly stood up, and the dog didn’t like that I guess

*zoology

@@flamo2666 that still falls under biology, and technically, since he has covered Tardigrades, which are not animals, Biology is a better descriptor.

Bilobo Baggins you would be right but tierzoo himself in his about page calls it zoology so don’t tell me that biology is a better description tell tierzoo.

@@flamo2666 point taken.

@@bilobobaggins1934 tardigrades are not animals?

Antivax moms can also inflict deadly debuffs to any low level player on their party.

@@Burn_Angel they also can spread debufs to those who would normally be immune

and have a 10x multiplier for the debuff dmg

They also are able to inflict 10x dmg to any human build with the debuff immunodeficiency

Should we even try to save people who have no immune system?

John Biever I think he meant terrestrial builds. Plus, didn’t Dunkleosteus unlock live birth around the same time sharks were?

@@zooemperor3954 some snakes give live birth

Sharks are odd, they lay eggs that hatch inside their body, maybe that's why he didn't mention them like that.

@@Zwijger that’s what I was thinking. It’s not really Live Birth as much as internal incubation

@@jurassicparkreptiles1816 No. It's more like a built-in nest with an incubator rather than true live birth

Mom ATK:500 Rage MOM ATK:5 googol plex Means U R DED

Shes so strong she can kill a fucking elephant by just looking at it

Gabriel Jose I heard they can kill the secret [ Bloop ] user with ease.

Mom power:1000 Mom power in rage mode:1000 trillion googolplex

And also the kids stats Power:190 Power in rage:10000 Speed:100000mph Stealth:0 Mobility:789 Intelligence:10000984

There must be a bug or something, it seems like dads randomly disconnect their children spawn in.

did you try disconnecting and reconnecting to the server?

Mothers are so OP they have instaban technique and many removal skills.

Termm nator welp same here but my mom carries me with my sister

same

It's hard being a fairly new player

yeah, im a newer player, only lv. 14 and my mom is considering pulling me out of the school server for home schooling which i think would be better because my school is full of troll players and its hard to keep up the stats relevant to school survival

Player uses power "Okay boomer" against the last sentence

For the love of God, make humans quicker to rage, so we can finally get that doomsday balance patch we’ve all been waiting for

When did you get the Ok Boomer ability though? I still haven't gotten mine I've heard it's extremely op versus older players

yes

tokeepYONG

@@totallynot572 err

@@totallynot572 *3:33333vidu

I remember some mom at home watching the news, immeditately spotted her son roiting in the streets, she went down there and picked him out from dozens of masked troublemakers and beat the shit outta him. The built in radar is bloody OP.

A mother invoking her child's true name gives her incredible power over him. Children are often instantly dominated and under their mother's mental control just by her uttering their true name.

This action will kill you instantly. Do you want to proceed?

My mom hits me with a hanger

KIRA QUEEN : BITES ZA CHANCLA

Nimbus Yosh TierZoo about to steal yo girl. You: Some dude The guy your gf tells you to not worry about: TierZoo flexing his chad KNAWLEDGE AND ANIMATION WITH NERD REFERENCES

Epso RKS xd

@@epsorks I think you left your humour at home.

*Smart gf eh fam ?*

@@Ninjaananas you're saying this yet you missed that he was not seriously thinking Tier Zoo is out to "steal yo girl"... oof the irony

For example a common item such as a slipper or belt can increase in damage by 100x

But only if the situation arises. The death stare ability already eliminates the resolve of most low level human mains instantly, and some mothers, like those of the Asian human faction have a passive ability in which the child's resolve drops when she is around.

And then there's what mid-level human mains call "Karens", who have a passive ability that increases anger in humans in their immediate surroundings, and have the ability of "Talking to your manager". Which is a human exclusive intimidation ability with a 85% chance of backfiring.

How ever karen mains have a intelligence debuff and can be countered easily.

Truth. I got curiosity stream now because of Tier Zoo.

@@demandred1957 Same! He cites so many interesting shows there

TBH, it's one of the best partnerships on YT -> Tierzoo gets excellent visual content for his videos without any copyright hassle and CS gets to showcase snippets of their documentaries to a far greater audience than othervise -> Few documentary trailers get 100k views in the first hour

That meme its so over used now its just annoying.

didnt lile because 911 is the perfect number

Das my dad and is shown how I would act when he pulled that out

My mom only needs her mouth to give me an intelligence debuff

What’s ur fav build

UwU, I shall do all I can to help u defeat OwO.

Nah, that’s just the intimidation stat working it’s magic

Wasn't belt an exclusive weapon for fathers, though?

@@Burn_Angel yeah

Karen special effect: Takes the kids.

@@Burn_Angel You're right, but some players are able to spec into it

I have been hit with the slipper ranged weapon. It's low mag size of just 2 rounds was easily balanced out by high precision and stopping power.

It's not real though. Human dataminers made them because that's how they think gameplay around that time worked.

yeah, the graphics were so much lower back then. crazy how far we've come.

It's kinda like DPP VGC footage.

Indeed, granted some are speculation videos but I can imagine he has some of the best dataminers out there.

I think if there was any gameplay footage back then, the devs probably deleted it from the data files so that players from our time couldn't see how OP so many classes were back then. Clearly they missed a few game clips.

🤣🤣

Ya thats true But it makes me mad that it's extremely biased

Based

True, but the mom is the one who carried that spawn for 9 months. That should come with perks.

Wife OP

lmao

Tatlo, dalawa, isa.

Yeah that ability is busted for low level players, 3 seconds for a complete silence and disarm.

GDOG bro it's called "countdown" read a wiki

@@PRGME7 the meaning of gay is there... Your the number one result.

I need spore 2 but this time, let maxis do their own thing instaed of EA busting through the door and completely dividing the work teams causing the end result to be terrible.

Spore development team "Wright this down! Write this down!

just a game dude

If only :(

I am actually hoping/begging for spore 2 even more than halflife3

Brruuhhh ever heard of the....Grandmother!? Literally a saint to new players, and the boogieman for veterans xD

VeryPeeved everyone was a noob at some point 🤷‍♂️

I thought that would be obvious for a game with permadeath, but it took a surprising amount of time to figgure out

@@52flyingbicycles Some invertrebates come out OP AF straight off loading screen.

+DynamicWorlds There's a minimum base intelligence stat required for proper husbandry abilities to get unlocked, and intelligence is normally the last stat to put evo points into. Although INT does lead to some of the most op abilities in the game, it requires more points to level up than other stats, doesn't yield the same amount of benefits per point that other stats do, and it's the easiest stat to get away with having low values in.

@@DzinkyDzink scorpions

Does a 25 not natural hit? Using my belt of intimidation of course.

"I activate daunt and potence"

Low intelligence builds be like: "I have an intelligence of 6, I know what I'm doing!"

**Activates Ultimate Ability**

Myrdin Osrek roll perception check first

*"Allow us to introduce ourselves"*

Visricsi karkonos are still spooky

he's restocking on milk

Don’t worry he just made a stop on the way back to get cigarettes

F

Must be a long line.

Don't worry, its ok to crave daddy's milk still at this time and age.

And trapdoor spiders while we're at it

and of course, your mom while we're at it =J

Who you are and how do you know where my base is?

Great ideea :)

Though what about dreams?

definitely my favorite strategy

@@joeyossia2827 dreams are just screen savers that pop up so you don't get bored.

@@babull4751 But they are necessary to process the levels you played before going to sleep, so they are there to recover and increase your Mental growth rates.

@@basilofgoodwishes4138 that's game mechanics, I was talking about out of game :p

THEN COME AS CLOSE AS YOU'D LIKE

she obviously hasn't unlocked the OP ranged projectile ability yet.

Don't know in other servers, but here in Brazil, mothers can get the "slipper throw" ability. It's one of the best abilities to take care of pesky noob human players. But like most abilities that has a young human as target, if you use it on a player of another party, you will probably get in trouble for that

@@gabrielfiore8847 The slipper, as well as the chancla, is better used as a melee weapon though.

@@Burn_Angel true... Until you find out that the mother player learned how to make the slipper make turns in the air.

*Naruto runs to the kitchen*

*Devilman rushes to kitchen*

*teleports to kitchen*

@@zeldatime840 *De ja vus to the kitchen*

@@rencedionson273 God speed magnificent bastard xd

An ability all moms can attain if they put in the grind.

Actually you can take magic resist so you negate all speech and take 0 damage at the end.

You missed the summon the father passive ability.They are the best support for mothers.

Also you missed the Disown attack it deals infinite damage on every kind of damage.

Hey zuzu pls make more vids

nobody's random videos but after that, you have the ability to unlock the “criminal” and “gangster” class much easier

Store clerk reveals hidden move "I am the manager" does 200% damage to Mother. Offspring receives 400% embarrassment damage and 70% pity from surrounding players

Karen

I AM THE OWNER

The employee rips off their uniform, revealing that they are, in fact, the store.

@@Oops-All-Ghosts I shouldn't have laughed so much at this. Well played

Yup, same opinion; keep it up!

ThatAlex your face got chopped in half on mobile

exact same here, thank you for everything tierzoo

WHY ISENT ANYBODY LIKING THIS, THIS WOULD BE SO COOL

Mikey! I would like to see that collab someday

ANT YEAAAH

Wonderful idea

Brilliant Idea!

They also gain the feature allowing you to withdraw children from a family unit effectively kicking other players out

They can also summon the manager after a short charge and cool down time allowing them to skip straight to bosses

However, Karens are easily defeated by 1. Resisting intimidation 2. Offensively attacking 3. Utilizing Police support players 4. Ignoring and walking away 2 only works properly when attacked first, and so does 3.

@@MultiJeje12345 4 is obviously non-viable when you're working an objective.

@@alimaeus455 Depends on the specific objective.

Jean Reinholdt Andersen it's father's day today in Poland, perfect timing 👌🏻

Imaoo

I actually remember saying that to a high level guy that saved me from a PvP ambush in WoW xD

Great idea

Sometimes bacteria players glitch from one biome to another causing massive debuffs

It all started when the devs wanted to mess with players in ways they couldn't immediately counter. Then it got out of control... Thankfully some human mains have taken to studying their code and have developed hard counters to them; not everyone is convinced, though.

Yeah the disease mains are to small to be seen by any other classs except high level mac intelligence humans with the item "microscope" si there stealth is very high they also have insane over time damage that can instant game over any other build in the game

Disease tier

They also double as mounts for many low level humans through the 'horsey' and 'piggyback' abilities. Male human parents with skill points in the engineering tree can also make practice bases for the low level humans under their care.

i caught my daughter from falling many times.

I believe that may actually be an effect of the Adrenaline Boost that affects both male and female parent classes and boosts all their stats for a period of time, but because males tend to come with more investments in strength and speed than females during development, their Adrenaline Boosts seem to have slightly more effect in certain situations.

livebearing fish still commit infantile cannibalisim

@@roddyaxolotl8519 So do mammals

many snakes have unlocked placentas as well

fallendogking Not to the extent that fish do

@@joeybulford5266 Have you ever bred any sort of rodent?

When "Wait 'till your father know this" is activated: - Raises all stat by 100% - Summons Enraged Indian Father with 100% stats - Decreases chances for enemies to flee - Increases chances to penetrate enemies defense

This is perfect 😂😂😂

Lmao

Enraged Spanish Mother. -Instantly gets a 300% strength boost. -Can call your father and team up on you. -Can take away precious items, which causes the game to be 50% longer. -She can take away the ability to socialize with other players. Overall mothers are too Op.

Enraged Armenian mother: Skill gain, Guilt and blackmail: 100% chance to demotivate other players in a pvp event. Slap power intensifies. Loudness 200% Debuff: even your kids are afraid of you.

@GD Pokecreeper yeah the Karen sub class isn’t very effective but it can be very annoying

@@herpydepth1204 Dude ... Sorry to tell u :( She took the kids

@@pugbread3013 yea but im sure they just try to stay at an equal level of "coolness" compared to their kids

Not to mention the ones who carry other players to the point that those players will whine and complain if you don't help them.

Most of the stuff on there is fake though

Qt Shutin it already is..

How do you feel about being alive?

I think he means "playing" it from a safe environment and being able to choose, which type of animal you start with.

Its called life. You're a human main

You guys, he's most likely a human main. It's gotta be he's suggesting human mains replicate the game for them to play while in-game. It'd probably do wonders for our intelligence stat or something. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I hope she hit you with a slipper

@@Armendosmaciato **brother**

Wtf you talking about? What is this “real life”? A game?

I think the comments might be confused. My brother was the one who asked if Tier Zoo was a video game. And no, I won't hit him with a slipper.

@@agentblackbird9435 hit the slipper with him!

+100% crit rate and crit damage +20 loudness -30 intelligence

After the first attack, if the situation is in a supermarket biome, they gain +5 communications and gain the ability to ask for a manager and yell insults.

It depends on the Store Manager. Some have unlocked immunity perks.

Some humans invest enough into too much aesthetics they forgot to raise their INT stat, reducing a whole lot of intimidation.

Everyone knows that older brothers are the best counter to bully strats.

@M R Only on the U.S. servers are guns used by human players against other human players so commonly.

@@crazyfakar1 knifes replace guns in other servers tho.

@@puffy_jr7521 Not all other servers "replace guns" with knives, but they do get more inventive without guns, and kill less human players in a day.

@@crazyfakar1 inventive yea sure breaking a bottle to use it to kill a fellow human player seems way more creative...

I'd just like to see those pixel animations in all his videos

Dude you're already playing the game right now

I don't know if this is true or not, but if you no longer want to play as the human class you can initiate a game over and respawn as a different class, I think this strategy is known as reincarnation.

@@bigfudge2031 Sounds kinda risky to me, any proof?

*curiosity stream wants to know your location*

r/foundthemobileuser also r/ihavereddit

ok

I like tierzoo and all but he's too reddit-friendly

@gas de jüden says the frogposter lol

man was making a joke and you guys still attacked him it wasnt even a r/wooooooojioshhh ha ha you dont get joke

Final fantasy 6 ftw

Who tf uses Brawl as their smash of reference lmao

@@dLzzzgaming Someone not paying attention to nomenclature due to only passing interest on account of their main's absence.

SHE IS MY NUMBER ONE WANT OMG I'm just glad to see someone else wants her.

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