Are Sword TikToks as Bad as I Expected...?

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Skallagrim

Skallagrim

4 ай бұрын

Some of this stuff makes me feel a little franTICTICKTICKTOCK.. (if you were a metalhead in 2003, you get it).
How much mental pain will I have to inflict upon myself for your entertainment? Well, let's see...
I typed "sword" into the search on TikTok and picked particularly odd videos to react to and comment on. Also poke fun at, in case of a particularly flabbergasting case of clickbait marketing. In the words of the Angry Video Game Nerd: "What were they thinking?!"
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@Skallagrim
@Skallagrim 4 ай бұрын
I'm hoping that the first one is satire. Could have used a sarcastic tone of voice to indicate it... on the internet you never know, after all. Either satire or AI generated. It's just too absurd to be real... right?
@jasonhare8540
@jasonhare8540 4 ай бұрын
Literally said the same thing then looked up and saw we're on the same page 🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Benw8888
@Benw8888 4 ай бұрын
I think it's satire
@dexterion5940
@dexterion5940 4 ай бұрын
It's a Tik tok Skal...What did you expected,educational guide?
@IPostSwords
@IPostSwords 4 ай бұрын
It's just that companies weird method of advertising. It's over the top, sarcastic, dumb anime sword memes to sell over the top, dumb anime swords with absurd profit margins.
@nonsequitor
@nonsequitor 4 ай бұрын
Neither: it's what happens when idiots meet mass market clickfarming with assistance from non native speakers via AI scriptwriting - and as neither the creators or the intended viewers have any idea what they're taking about, there's nothing pushing back 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️
@flinchfu
@flinchfu 4 ай бұрын
It's AI generated dialogue. That's why it's 100% nonsensical.
@ehsanrahee7411
@ehsanrahee7411 4 ай бұрын
That was my first thought, and it became more and more apparent to me that that's the case
@seanrush3723
@seanrush3723 4 ай бұрын
Ai dialogue makes me run my eardrums through
@GlidingZephyr
@GlidingZephyr 4 ай бұрын
​@@ehsanrahee7411The narrator was reciting the dialogue like he would from a script, too. My brain hurts, now.
@lasskinn474
@lasskinn474 4 ай бұрын
it's dishonest text written by a person. think about the become a lord in scotland adcopy and it's website, none of it makes sense as a whole and it's not supposed to make sense as a whole, the idea is to someone to buy something they can say is a joke item later. it hardly matters if it's ai generated or made as a filler clickbait by a person hitting keys. it'll make just as much sense. "this is not a normal katana its shaped like a sword" etc, it's been basic idiocy level advert writing for like a decade now.
@RetiredRhetoricalWarhorse
@RetiredRhetoricalWarhorse 4 ай бұрын
See, I thought the internet had already made people dumber to a degree that was getting to be really scary... I wonder how low we'll be able to go now...
@yjlom
@yjlom 4 ай бұрын
katana: no handle, not sword-shaped, blunt, bronze, as expensive as 2000 modern fighter jets got it
@Skallagrim
@Skallagrim 4 ай бұрын
The price at least is a joke related to the One Piece character, but the rest... unless it's a references I'm not getting it's just... huh?
@Arkancide
@Arkancide 4 ай бұрын
@@Skallagrim The comments help explain. Apparently the character is named Law. Tiktok is cancer, and I can't stand young people. (fellow millennial)
@Skallagrim
@Skallagrim 4 ай бұрын
@@Arkancide Yeah, that's what I pointed out in the video.
@Arkancide
@Arkancide 4 ай бұрын
@@Skallagrim Oops. Still waking up, carry on.
@CazadorSlayer
@CazadorSlayer 4 ай бұрын
So what you are saying is a katan is actually a bronze dildo? Today I learned!
@Philocyb1n
@Philocyb1n 4 ай бұрын
THE BLADE IS UNIQUE , ITS MADE FROM CARBON STEEL AND SHARP
@bloodlove93
@bloodlove93 4 ай бұрын
you are unique, you have skin and bones,unlike the rest of us.
@Maedhros0Bajar
@Maedhros0Bajar 4 ай бұрын
To be fair, my sharp carbonsteel Kriegsmesser is obviously not a sword, but a knife. Seriously though, I hope whoever made that was joking
@Tanzenergise
@Tanzenergise 4 ай бұрын
@@bloodlove93 that is true, i'm only bone RATTLE EM BOYS!!!
@SanityTV_Last_Sane_Man_Alive
@SanityTV_Last_Sane_Man_Alive 4 ай бұрын
as opposed to most swords that are made out of spaghetti, and shaped like a hammer.
@milire2668
@milire2668 4 ай бұрын
@@bloodlove93 *- Mark Zzzzzuckerberg
@georgedeng8646
@georgedeng8646 4 ай бұрын
"Enema sword" thats the most terrifying thing I have heard of. Should be in a Dark souls game.
@doomspud6302
@doomspud6302 4 ай бұрын
The chosen weapon of the LOATHSOME DUNG EATER!!!
@bloodlove93
@bloodlove93 4 ай бұрын
charge attack, kancho of eternity,the everlasting butt burn does dark souls have charge attacks, idk and idc.
@DeHerg
@DeHerg 4 ай бұрын
Would not be surprised if it was a game translated from Japanese. (With chances being 50/50 for it to be an incorrect translation or not)
@CyberVonCyberus
@CyberVonCyberus 4 ай бұрын
​@@bloodlove93 Yeah, you can charge heavy attacks and in Elden Ring spells can also be charged
@b0t123
@b0t123 4 ай бұрын
it's kinda hot ngl
@robertl6196
@robertl6196 4 ай бұрын
"Fuzzy Tsuba" would be a great name for an all-girl Japanese pop-band.
@melee-dexterdexterious2878
@melee-dexterdexterious2878 4 ай бұрын
You're right, hopefully the band would have gained a better world wide recognition than Japanese all girl pop-band Speed.
@GoblinSquid
@GoblinSquid 4 ай бұрын
It would be a better name for an all-boy weeb band tbh.
@jonathanwienke512
@jonathanwienke512 4 ай бұрын
It sounds like some kind of hentai innuendo to me...🤯
@mrslasher1064
@mrslasher1064 4 ай бұрын
"this sword isn't like other swords because it has a handle" *W H A T ?*
@stax6092
@stax6092 4 ай бұрын
Yes, the classic Sword without a handle. No real reason to take a sword out of it's sheath or anything.
@dragonslayer3552
@dragonslayer3552 4 ай бұрын
And it's SHARP ???!!! BRO what ??!!! In my life I have never seen a sharp sword
@crusaderking9328
@crusaderking9328 3 ай бұрын
I mean without a handle, at least there's something to say about equality. While you're hurting your opponent, you're slicing your own hand. Seems fair, doesn't it? ;)
@tryxxor
@tryxxor 2 ай бұрын
I guess he meant katana instead of sword, a katana is just the blade without anything attached to it but i still doesnt make any sense
@dragonslayer3552
@dragonslayer3552 2 ай бұрын
@@tryxxor wtf are you on about katanas have handles... How do you think people held them by the sharp blade ?
@hankj.wimbleton_gamer-madn2412
@hankj.wimbleton_gamer-madn2412 4 ай бұрын
from the first 2 seconds i already had brain damage
@nyx3988
@nyx3988 4 ай бұрын
Same
@SergioLeonardoCornejo
@SergioLeonardoCornejo 4 ай бұрын
Imagine the effect it has on people who consume TikTok content regularly.
@bloodlove93
@bloodlove93 4 ай бұрын
that's the "magic" of tiktok...pure concentrated brain rot
@getdown464
@getdown464 4 ай бұрын
nah man this isn't brain damage, this is brain necrosis
@Agelessreaper121
@Agelessreaper121 4 ай бұрын
@@SergioLeonardoCornejo actually scary...
@GreatSageSunWukong
@GreatSageSunWukong 4 ай бұрын
that glass/plastic sword would look really good on a wall with some LED lighting to make it look like a fantasy ice blade sort of thing
@justinbremer2281
@justinbremer2281 4 ай бұрын
Or on a cosplay
@poilboiler
@poilboiler 4 ай бұрын
Or red to make it glow like magma. Green would look amazing as well. Need a lot of walls.
@Skallagrim
@Skallagrim 4 ай бұрын
That would be awesome, yeah.
@CrizzyEyes
@CrizzyEyes 4 ай бұрын
@@justinbremer2281 best part is all you'd need to do is tape a few cyan LEDs to it to achieve the effect portably
@kemarisite
@kemarisite 4 ай бұрын
My reaction to that one was to flash back to the glass daggers filled with green ... acid (?) used by Milady in The Four Musketeers (1974).
@kanamisprs4330
@kanamisprs4330 4 ай бұрын
Pommels are so old skool, tickle him rightly with your fluffy tsuba. Thats real swordsmanship.
@MonkeyJedi99
@MonkeyJedi99 4 ай бұрын
Dang, I was drinking iced tea when I read your comment, nearly choked to death.
@tamsinashton2293
@tamsinashton2293 4 ай бұрын
Tickle him rightly. 😂. That tickled my sense of humour.
@Bogdin7
@Bogdin7 4 ай бұрын
How to go from Swordsmanship to Relationship.
@TheFallenSHDW
@TheFallenSHDW 2 ай бұрын
Striking the back to disgrace your enemy: ❌ Tickle them with your fuzzy tsuba: 👌
@planescaped
@planescaped 4 ай бұрын
I've never been on Tik Tok in my life, and I feel incredibly smug about that.
@TheScottishbear
@TheScottishbear 4 ай бұрын
You're not the only one my friend
@danielantony1882
@danielantony1882 4 ай бұрын
Hell yeah, my fellow follower of truth.
@BeachTypeZaku
@BeachTypeZaku 4 ай бұрын
You're doing yourself a favor and I can't stress that enough.
@goldenageofdinosaurs7192
@goldenageofdinosaurs7192 4 ай бұрын
Just feel fortunate. That place is a factory for lowering IQ’s. I actually think it’s quite dangerous to us as a species (social media in general).
@maastomunkki
@maastomunkki 4 ай бұрын
Stay that way, unless you wish to inflict upon yourself instant brain trauma. I had one short look on someone else's phone and my IQ got halved. Now I can no longer even find my shoelaces let alone tie them..
@ApexZer0
@ApexZer0 4 ай бұрын
That saint anger joke was top tier
@1IGG
@1IGG 4 ай бұрын
I didn't even recognise the song. It was so meh, I ignored it when it released.
@EricLinstone
@EricLinstone 4 ай бұрын
I *really* wanted to like that album but I just could not. It's the only CD I ever threw in the trash. And I stayed with them through Load and Reload.
@Kishandreth
@Kishandreth Ай бұрын
Thanks for clarifying that joke... I stopped listening to their new stuff because it couldn't hold a candle to ride the lightning. I never listened to the whole album.
@Hankbob_Hillpants
@Hankbob_Hillpants 4 ай бұрын
4:40 ah yes, my favourite weapon, a sounding rod on a stick
@Lilith-Rose
@Lilith-Rose 4 ай бұрын
A sounding rod for horses at that
@jimbob3332
@jimbob3332 4 ай бұрын
I mean... I'd be terrified.
@brian_sipe
@brian_sipe 4 ай бұрын
*_Kirsche has entered the chat_*
@jakubmaj4975
@jakubmaj4975 4 ай бұрын
​@@brian_sipe Never have I ever expected a Kirsche reference under this kind of video.
@massilcabanas34
@massilcabanas34 4 ай бұрын
"Well... speaking of melons" 😂
@Draslia
@Draslia Ай бұрын
It's almost summer after all!
@terragamer7142
@terragamer7142 4 ай бұрын
4:18 "CLEARLY this is not intented to be functional" -Skallagrim while talking about a glass sword
@withoutdaysofficial
@withoutdaysofficial 4 ай бұрын
Glad I'm not the only one who caught that lol
@adamlanglois563
@adamlanglois563 4 ай бұрын
That app is from the part of the map where it says "here be monsters" where brain cells go to die
@Slayerlord13
@Slayerlord13 4 ай бұрын
I saw someone somewhere call Tiktok something along the lines of "the next generation of Facebook boomers"
@Loki_Firegod
@Loki_Firegod 4 ай бұрын
The crochet sword one was actually really funny, couldn't agree more :D Apart from that, I've now had a couple more reasons to stay away from TikTok. Thanks! Also, because I know you can use the feedback: Great (and very funny) video, as always. No matter how badly the algorithm treats you, I always enjoy when you upload something new, and usually it either makes me laugh, or teaches me something I didn't know before, or sometimes both. Thanks and see you on (or under/next to) the next one. :)
@jonaswerner8480
@jonaswerner8480 4 ай бұрын
2:58 "barbabianca: where do you put it exactly?" Highly underrated comment
@GlidingZephyr
@GlidingZephyr 4 ай бұрын
By my own admission, I have a sizable collection of "tacticool" sharp implements. Some are more serviceable than others. What I don't have are a bunch of cheap katanas. Even though I was a complete weeb while I was a teenager and young adult (the mid and late 1990's into the early 2000's, respectively). Have I missed out? Do I need to see what TikTok has to say, on the matter? No, I didn't. And I don't.
@IPostSwords
@IPostSwords 4 ай бұрын
Gonna take a wild guess and say "yes". Sure, it's not all terrible. But the vast majority is.
@BlazingSteel
@BlazingSteel 4 ай бұрын
SellswordArts does better short-form content that has, well, content, and is quite informative.
@Lord_Marquaad
@Lord_Marquaad 4 ай бұрын
Don't forget robinsword
@BlazingSteel
@BlazingSteel 4 ай бұрын
@@Lord_Marquaad Them too. I like that Robinsword has a more scholar look while SellswordArts does more of a devilish swashbuckler duelist.
@gangrenousgandalf2102
@gangrenousgandalf2102 4 ай бұрын
*ahem * Minikatana-
@IPostSwords
@IPostSwords 4 ай бұрын
@@gangrenousgandalf2102 my opinions on MK are public record. No need to *ahem* about it
@Knoloaify
@Knoloaify 4 ай бұрын
The first video was probably translated from Mandarin using machine translation and AI voice-over. 3 Chinese ads on Tiktok uh, who would have thought.
@gman1515
@gman1515 4 ай бұрын
Either that or it was stolen content that was run through an AI to reword things slightly. All depends on whether or not there was a legitimate link to buy the sword
@galactigo4463
@galactigo4463 4 ай бұрын
Minikatana rarely uses computer generated voice overs but I can see why you’d think that
@tirionpendragon
@tirionpendragon 4 ай бұрын
The first clip you showed could have one shotted a bear totem barbarian for the amount of psychic damage it dealt.
@ronwingrove683
@ronwingrove683 4 ай бұрын
The words "fuzzy tsuba" will be forever etched in a cursed place somewhere deep in my soul.
@eddys.3524
@eddys.3524 4 ай бұрын
"It's a sword, Skall... but not as we know it.."???
@Elriuhilu
@Elriuhilu 4 ай бұрын
"Samurai off the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow!"
@TheGREYPELT
@TheGREYPELT 4 ай бұрын
Swords cannae change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics!
@c99kfm
@c99kfm 4 ай бұрын
"We come in piece, cut to kill, oops it broke!"
@taurengraybeard218
@taurengraybeard218 4 ай бұрын
My favorite way to start the day. Pedantic sword nerd commentary. Thank you Skal. 🖤
@grimreaper_cz
@grimreaper_cz 4 ай бұрын
This is the first time I dread what videos Skall will watch
@graywolfdracon
@graywolfdracon 4 ай бұрын
Thanks for taking one for the team. Only time I watch something on Tic Tok is when somebody on KZfaq makes fun of it on their channel.
@JustGrowingUp84
@JustGrowingUp84 4 ай бұрын
These were so crazy, my two remaining brain cells beat themselves to death through high-speed collisions with the inner wall of my skull. Then they got raised as undead brain cells, and immediately started wailing on each-other with giant corkscrews that have fuzzy tsubas. Considering their undead status, this situation will probably continue for the foreseeable future.
@crusaderking9328
@crusaderking9328 3 ай бұрын
Maybe giving them sharp swords without handels, might help to resolve the situation more quickly.
@TommyBaggins
@TommyBaggins 4 ай бұрын
The only thing missing from these tiktoks is The Catfish Knife. Y'all remember The Catfish Knife? The one that "stares into your soul with its dead, hate-filled eye." I can't stop laughing at the thought of that thing showing up on tiktok.
@Zaznin
@Zaznin 4 ай бұрын
Skall 😂 I was not prepared for this level of sass from a source other than my mirror so early in my morning. Thank you! 😂😂
@plumaDshinigami
@plumaDshinigami 4 ай бұрын
TikTok is the fastest way to rot braincells.
@theperfectbotsteve4916
@theperfectbotsteve4916 3 ай бұрын
"it has a handle which most swords lack." that line did more damage than a sword
@augiedad54
@augiedad54 4 ай бұрын
I follow you for the sword-talk, but you possess a truly entertaining sense of humor. Keep up the good work!
@Skallagrim
@Skallagrim 4 ай бұрын
Thanks!
@lanigirognithemos
@lanigirognithemos 4 ай бұрын
I think the first video was trolling. You got me with the cliffhanger watermelon 🤣🤣🤣 Every time Zoro calls his sword I keep thinking enema too 🤣
@cloudycat8178
@cloudycat8178 2 ай бұрын
for the youtube stuffs, happy to see you still making stuff even if this one was late to my feed. Take care!
@haydnmalyon7690
@haydnmalyon7690 4 ай бұрын
Loved hearing the respectful mention of Robinswords. You two are my go-to sword guys.
@djeeno
@djeeno 4 ай бұрын
my brain started itching at some parts but what caught my eye most was the incredibly overpowered cuts ninja-bro was doing. I mean, his form was... something, but he swung a light two-handed sword as if it was a lead pipe he was going to bludgeon someone with.
@AdamCeladin
@AdamCeladin 4 ай бұрын
Haha great video Skall! Tik Tok is so cringe full of fake videos and ,,Influencers,, :D
@janhornak5739
@janhornak5739 4 ай бұрын
Hi Adam, didn´t expected you here, more like Jakub or Lukáš🙏🙇⛩
@AdamCeladin
@AdamCeladin 4 ай бұрын
@@janhornak5739 Haha i am friend with Skall at least 10+ years we made some collabs together ,))
@shawnespinoza9300
@shawnespinoza9300 4 ай бұрын
I am glad I found this channel! Total hilarious! Keep up the good work.
@flyingninja1234
@flyingninja1234 4 ай бұрын
I can only imagine the alternate universe, where everything is Crochet. That sword would scare people.
@jonathanwienke512
@jonathanwienke512 4 ай бұрын
I suspect the raison d etre of the fuzzy tsuba is that some people can't find anything unless it has hair around it.
@Umbral_Choir
@Umbral_Choir 4 ай бұрын
Even this limited and filtered exposure to that accursed platform gave me a severe case of brainrot. The damage cannot ever be undone.
@Segalmed
@Segalmed 4 ай бұрын
All a Chinese commie plot, no doubt. :-)
@koenkooiman1490
@koenkooiman1490 4 ай бұрын
Haha, awesome video😂 would love to see you do this more often 😁👍 not solely ofcourse, just more often.
@shkotayd9749
@shkotayd9749 4 ай бұрын
We could feel your brain cracking trying to pore through that material bahaha xD
@megasuperhyperspeed
@megasuperhyperspeed 4 ай бұрын
I'd wiped the trauma of st anger from my memory. Thanks for the flashbacks
@terra6713
@terra6713 4 ай бұрын
Thanks for reinforcing my decision to avoid TikTok xd
@StarMystro
@StarMystro 4 ай бұрын
Great video! I love your humor Skall. "Fuzzy tsuba" lol
@Hatsworthful
@Hatsworthful 4 ай бұрын
5:21 "the anatomically correct duck"
@devastationofmankind3495
@devastationofmankind3495 4 ай бұрын
"it also has a handle witch most sword dont have..." Me: dafuq?...ammm, ACORDING TO FCKING WHO?!?!?!...
@madmalkavian3857
@madmalkavian3857 4 ай бұрын
Yeah swords with handles are weird. Makes it difficult to attach to my arm like a normal person would.
@devastationofmankind3495
@devastationofmankind3495 4 ай бұрын
@@madmalkavian3857 right right...or you can allways use the force sir.
@frantisekvrana3902
@frantisekvrana3902 4 ай бұрын
3:23 Certainly not for self defense. The unscrewing and screwing back in of the knobby part would take way too long.
@camb06
@camb06 4 ай бұрын
For some reason, KZfaq had stopped suggesting your stuff to me for quite a while. I’d forgotten how much I just enjoyed listening to you talk.
@rinnsbebelindegrombe
@rinnsbebelindegrombe 4 ай бұрын
Nice to hear of you again. god påske!
@xGreenMtnx
@xGreenMtnx 4 ай бұрын
Love your videos Skallagrim
@Brruhmine
@Brruhmine 4 ай бұрын
I might be wrong but the thing in 4:45 might be a "stylised" version of a Chinese Sword Mace/Bar Mace or Sword Breaker It's basically a bludgeoning weapon like a mace that is shaped like a sword
@Skallagrim
@Skallagrim 4 ай бұрын
Original Chinese bar maces are mostly shaped like swords, yeah. This thing... not so much.
@Brruhmine
@Brruhmine 4 ай бұрын
@@Skallagrim yeah it does look like one of those self defense pleasure masters which are apparently called keu chain strickers but longer lol. But u know close enough lmaooo
@Alepap.
@Alepap. 2 ай бұрын
"This is not your normal katana, it's shaped like a sword" wat
@netherslayer3561
@netherslayer3561 4 ай бұрын
Thank you for your sacrifice. And, my condolences; those first few really hurt
@jgbizarro2726
@jgbizarro2726 4 ай бұрын
4:15 made with the best material for a sword: diamond
@stonedape3285
@stonedape3285 4 ай бұрын
Netherite is better tho
@purplelibraryguy8729
@purplelibraryguy8729 4 ай бұрын
Diamond might be too brittle.
@antonakesson
@antonakesson 4 ай бұрын
Wow. New channel logo, eh? Nice
@vladimirkovacevic1656
@vladimirkovacevic1656 4 ай бұрын
hilarious video skall,cool new profile picture
@alexmendoza3265
@alexmendoza3265 4 ай бұрын
I never comment on videos but you had me on floor with Fuzzy tsuba. 😂
@darkner2390
@darkner2390 4 ай бұрын
I spent years growing this brain of mine only to lose half of it to the very first TikTok video.
@CruelDwarf
@CruelDwarf 4 ай бұрын
First clip sounds like someone narrated Ali express lot description and turned it into tiktok video. It is my working theory.
@Bargadiel
@Bargadiel 4 ай бұрын
Chinese content farms try very hard. The sad part is this garbage still gets millions of views because children use the platform.
@thereplyguyreviews
@thereplyguyreviews 4 ай бұрын
The amount of brain hemorrhaging I suffered within the first 3 minutes was incredible
@zoromax10
@zoromax10 3 ай бұрын
I could watch this for like 3 hours straight, please do more
@Bogdan-oc1fm
@Bogdan-oc1fm 4 ай бұрын
My brain is dead by dis monstrositi
@atrocious7766
@atrocious7766 3 ай бұрын
Niarb a evah llits uoy tsael ta.
@artwald1619
@artwald1619 4 ай бұрын
So you want to get pedantic? Not every functional sword is made of carbon steel. Bronze/Iron swords are functional too! ( : They should be sharp though...
@MarkWiseTechno
@MarkWiseTechno 4 ай бұрын
The glass wall-hanger was cool AF
@Diva_4720
@Diva_4720 3 ай бұрын
Skal, the crochet one was actually good, I'm impressed 👏
@houayangthe3rd
@houayangthe3rd 4 ай бұрын
Made by Chinese ticktocker using AI to speak English. Ticktock was a mistake, or was AI, or the Chinese, or maybe it was the friend we made.
@Brruhmine
@Brruhmine 4 ай бұрын
7:12 "so clearly there's good content even on tiktok" *Skips shadiversity at the start* Classic lmao
@SteveGBD
@SteveGBD 4 ай бұрын
i am laughing so loud! the faces while you judge the narration!! not the fuzzy tsuba LMAO
@odstpsych4702
@odstpsych4702 4 ай бұрын
Why Skall, why, as an elder Millennial I had effectively scrubbed that song from my brain. Now it will never go away. Love you anyway. Keep up the good work.
@ignatz14
@ignatz14 4 ай бұрын
Sword Technology will surely make huge leaps with the invention of handles and sharp blades. Can't wait to see where this goes :D
@Cranberry76
@Cranberry76 4 ай бұрын
I enjoy all your videos, but this one made me laugh and I don't laugh easily xD
@k0lpA
@k0lpA 4 ай бұрын
1:00 lol the number even ends with a coma $3,000,000, wtf
@Skallagrim
@Skallagrim 4 ай бұрын
Guess it didn't fit the stupid vertical format. :D
@Stegopelon
@Stegopelon 4 ай бұрын
“I’m sure y did “ from like 1st minute i am sure this gonna be gold 😂
@TheGigashadow
@TheGigashadow 4 ай бұрын
Love ya Skall, I just wish your videos were longer.
@metalassassin8841
@metalassassin8841 2 ай бұрын
I feel old now....Thanks Skall!
@EdwardNavu
@EdwardNavu 4 ай бұрын
Glad that I'm not alone with allgery from clickbaits
@jbeckley6849
@jbeckley6849 4 ай бұрын
Skallagrim's soul died a little watching these TikToks.
@christopherdunn8767
@christopherdunn8767 3 ай бұрын
Almost spat out my tea at that St Anger joke. That was amazing.
@hendrix24
@hendrix24 3 ай бұрын
Thank you for subjecting yourself to the hell that is tiktak for our amusment. For what its worth I really enjoyed your reactions to all the silliness. I would gladly watch a part 2 if you can tolerate another excursion.
@saaaaaaaaalt838
@saaaaaaaaalt838 3 ай бұрын
I'm convinced more than half of these are procedurally generated ads. No humans involved.
@Le_Rappel_des_oiseaux
@Le_Rappel_des_oiseaux 4 ай бұрын
"Well, speaking of melons..." XD
@ChrisLeeW00
@ChrisLeeW00 4 ай бұрын
I wasn’t quite sure what I was looking at until I noticed the fuzzy tsuba, it’s a sword 😂
@lukewilliams8548
@lukewilliams8548 4 ай бұрын
Your sacrifice for our entertainment has not gone unapretiated.
@reaperwithnoname
@reaperwithnoname 4 ай бұрын
Thank you for putting what little is left of your sanity on the line for us.
@chasebh89
@chasebh89 2 ай бұрын
"i shouldn't judge an entire platform by one video" In this case you absolutely should
@Leubast
@Leubast 4 ай бұрын
That went better than expected.
@DanHiteshew-oneandonly
@DanHiteshew-oneandonly 2 ай бұрын
the crochet sword gag was great.
@HebuTheLoneWolf
@HebuTheLoneWolf 4 ай бұрын
5:21 DuckDong >:D also thx for making my brain hurt xD
@francobuzzetti9424
@francobuzzetti9424 4 ай бұрын
hello Skall! i have quite an odd video request. I don't know if you did this already or not, but me and I'm sure more people would be interested in a hair video or short just to see what you use and how you style your hair , i've been following for years and you always had great style!
@Mmoraltz
@Mmoraltz 4 ай бұрын
Watching this before bed, the aneurysm will have to do instead
@orpheonkatakrosmortarchoft4332
@orpheonkatakrosmortarchoft4332 3 ай бұрын
The bright pink tsuka and fuzzy white suba gives this katana such a strong sextoy vibe. The ghost of a 1000 samurais wept.
@personaslates
@personaslates 4 ай бұрын
Damn you are so friggin old. Just like me. Great stuff as usual. 🖤
@Andy-413
@Andy-413 4 ай бұрын
That guy's not the real life sword master, he's the real life jumping and spinning with sword master.
@iitim2152
@iitim2152 4 ай бұрын
Im 90% percent sure the first one is an elaborate anime joke to an anime i havent seen
@domm5715
@domm5715 4 ай бұрын
we need a 30 min version of this plz
@EvanCurrie
@EvanCurrie 4 ай бұрын
Damn, man, have some mercy on Skall's Sanity. lol
@matbillings2533
@matbillings2533 4 ай бұрын
The dreaded Fuzzy Tsuba....It's so fluffy! 🤣
@KelbPanthera
@KelbPanthera 4 ай бұрын
"Name this" I would but I'm a bit distracted by how much my hand hurts just looking at that cane's head.
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