Arguing With A Centrist Democrat

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@JeffLandryComedy 4 жыл бұрын

“Your struggle is my struggle so long as you don’t want to raise my taxes or unionize.” God damn, Feldman nailed centrists right there.

@jparikh1 4 жыл бұрын

For the first few minutes, I genuinely couldn't tell if this guy was doing a bit. That's how much of a joke centrism is.

@PCamron90 4 жыл бұрын

Same

@Penumbralvision 3 жыл бұрын

Like I really think half the time he is, it’s crazy. It’s like a relativist unsarcastic sarcasm out of “needing to win the argument and lie to those voters“ .... but then it’s like, he actually believes it too!?!? ... so strange.

@patrickkelly3586 3 жыл бұрын

is he not?

@randomtopics4087 3 жыл бұрын

@@patrickkelly3586 Is a bit, look at the photo they put of him. Also he said Mayor Pete was an afroamerican.

@MattRomero 2 жыл бұрын

I know right? like moderation is definitely not the path we should take and accept the extreme left and right fight each other endlessly on bullshit talking points.

@jimmygardner7683 4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, this man has changed my mind. Vote Mayor Pete as the First African American President

@MeechMedia 4 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭😭

@pepesilvia5936 4 жыл бұрын

This is the kind of hope and (incremental) change America needs! A fresh new type of Democrat who truly cares about real issues affecting the lives of real Americans, like the deficit! A man with an identity who speaks in pablum that pulls at the heartstrings and not about all those divisive policies.

@SoccerPizza 4 жыл бұрын

We need to start printing the Guevara-style Pete shirts with the rallying cry "¡Hasta la Victoria Eventualmente!" Or perhaps "!Viva la compromiso!"

@trevor5666 3 жыл бұрын

“I’d like you to pause there and just think about the fact that I called him Dr King, and the license that affords me now” I’m fucking crying

@DrummerMatt4253 4 жыл бұрын

"there should be room for facts and lies" lmaooo

@eljoel89 4 жыл бұрын

Big tent. Lmfao.

@spanky7277 4 жыл бұрын

what are the facts or lies ?

@spanky7277 4 жыл бұрын

I have the facts ...

@EclipsianVanadis 4 жыл бұрын

10/10 died laughing

@unifieddynasty 4 жыл бұрын

It took me a while to figure out he's joking. His arguments sounded so much like real centrist Democrat talking points.

@dragoncrash1234 4 жыл бұрын

fyt54321 from way back!

@winterhtech 4 жыл бұрын

The best satire is indistinguishable from the insane thing it parodys.

@Preacher_. 3 жыл бұрын

Michael Brook's laugh was a national treasure. 😞✊

@apoco_lips9957 4 жыл бұрын

Warning: satire ahead. This is comedy gold, lets see if any conservative trolls dont get it and try to agree with this impersonation

@berniesanders5896 4 жыл бұрын

I thought he was serious until “there’s room for truth and for lies.”

@christiella8233 4 жыл бұрын

Bernie Sanders I was lost until he said Bernie out performed Kamala in the debates.

@jus1uno 4 жыл бұрын

Same. I was like "this guy cant be serious"

@ochaco31 4 жыл бұрын

Who else is binging Michael Brooks clips? I'll miss him so much.

@franglish9265 3 жыл бұрын

We all do.

@mdl8210 3 жыл бұрын

Did it hit everyone like a ton of bricks?

@LeeH688 3 жыл бұрын

@@mdl8210 Yes

@kelseyrusch9279 3 жыл бұрын

I'm here in July 2021 and missing him more than ever!! Gone too fucking soon. I'm glad we have so many clips/podcasts/etc of his that will be around forever!

@Antman4656 4 жыл бұрын

This guy is excatly what all the centrists are like. He is trolling but it is so accurate that it is pure gold.

@rring44 4 жыл бұрын

30 straight minutes of incredibly dry sarcasm with Michael cackling is exactly what I needed

@DNorbs7 4 жыл бұрын

Love Michael, but his laughing can get a little obnoxious. Who laughs like that at everything? 😗

@rring44 4 жыл бұрын

Michael

@iehvad5891 3 жыл бұрын

Wish he would still laugh like a maniac in the background. May he rest in peace

@RedHedDes 2 жыл бұрын

Michael cackling is so much better than Michael interrupting

@BigMountainWingo 4 жыл бұрын

This is the single funniest shit I've ever seen on this show. Jesus Christ this is perfection.

@legendofshaunesquire3014 4 жыл бұрын

I'm a lefty from way back in the day

@auntiealias957 4 жыл бұрын

"Winston Churchill and Eisenhower - before they stormed the beaches - they told the boys, 'We have a plan to pay for this.' "

@JBOczkus 4 жыл бұрын

"Your struggle is my struggle, as long as you don't want to raise my taxes or unionize." Jesus Christ, this is so painfully accurate.

@paareth 4 жыл бұрын

Favorite bit: I respect your identity. I don't know who you are but you have an identity and I respect your struggle. I am for what you want. Your struggle is my struggle as long as you don't want to raise my taxes, unionize or make a liveable wage. But I am thoroughly behind your identity :D - Brilliant material.

@bustosricky 4 жыл бұрын

I love how Majority Report trolls their own watchers that can't get the joke. This is comedy gold.

@allcitychessclub13 4 жыл бұрын

Between this comment section and their segments doing their kkk shtick you gotta wonder if these people even watch the channel.

@narrance 4 жыл бұрын

:chef kiss:

@christibor8821 4 жыл бұрын

“There should be room for truth and lies” - David Feldman

@ViraL_FootprinT.ex.e 4 жыл бұрын

Feldman captures the radical centrist mind perfectly.

@fla-fla-flo-hi2130 4 жыл бұрын

This whole thing was comedy gold. Feldman was absolutely on fire for thirty minutes straight.

@jaceking5938 4 жыл бұрын

For real, this might be peak satirical form

@Charles-bu4yn 4 жыл бұрын

Just know I want everything you want.

@spanky7277 4 жыл бұрын

I was RONFLMAO

@TellMeMoreTMM 4 жыл бұрын

Sweet god this is amazing. Please have this guy on again. I haven't laughed this much at a MR clip in a long time. Bravo.

@2masterofpuppets2 4 жыл бұрын

Agreed this guy is gold!

@ohbluescouser6267 4 жыл бұрын

This is how i will forever remember Michael Brooks, laughing like a maniac at feldmans satire, rubins stupidity, and bolsonaro's testing positive for covid. Rest in power, comrade Michael.

@Giraffe27 4 жыл бұрын

Goodness I’ll miss his cackling, I used to hate it but it quickly became one of my favorite parts.

@dineskumarragu4187 3 жыл бұрын

We will always remember him.

@byJayzik 4 жыл бұрын

I went from thinking this guy was the biggest idiot to thinking he's an absolute genius.

@lifeisgood12341 4 жыл бұрын

"Before storming the beaches, they knew how to pay for it".

@jeremyclarksonfragrance 4 жыл бұрын

Donnerfuß “D-Day...for all who want it”

@sirius1696 4 жыл бұрын

"Malcolm X and Martin King Jr. were famously uncritical of white people" "March on Washington for Freedom and Slow Incremental Change" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@shawnhenderson2091 4 жыл бұрын

I lasted about 2 minutes before I realized this guy is trolling centrism

@NHNuisance 4 жыл бұрын

21:36 "Your struggle is my struggle, so long as you don't want to raise my taxes or unionize." Fucking brilliant!

@SnarkTheButcher 4 жыл бұрын

How did he go through this entire bit without breaking down, amazing job. 10/10

@TheTrishalyn 4 жыл бұрын

This guy is incredible. The improv skills and his dry delivery really threw me for longer than I'd like to admit but laughed the entire time. I'm fact, imma listen again 😂

@boussIRL 4 жыл бұрын

It took me till the "Pete is black" line to realize he was joking, I didn't know he was a comedian. 😂

@markus4698 4 жыл бұрын

Poe's law was in full effect until that

@usaisanempire4365 4 жыл бұрын

“Room for facts AND lies” - is this a parody? LoL got me at the beginning.

@DNorbs7 4 жыл бұрын

"I support everything about you as long as I can keep my money." 👍 Perfect summary of the centrist elite Dem position.

@JeffLandryComedy 4 жыл бұрын

Michael Brooks’ face when David Feldman started mentioning MLK and Malcolm X was pure gold.

@KeoJ1 4 жыл бұрын

Michael's uncontrollable cackling honestly brings me joy 😂

@Mr.Zen_73 3 ай бұрын

re-listening 4 years later - this is PURE GOLD! Damn I miss Michael!

@SuperToughnut 4 жыл бұрын

David is a genius. His delivery is amazing. I thought at first he was being real. And I thought crap. And then the words start to go down a rabbit hole. I laughed out loud for a long time. You have to watch his standup! Now! I mean it. Do it!

@Caitlin_TheGreat 4 жыл бұрын

This is art. It's subtle enough that it may take a few moments to realize it's sarcasm -- and I'd be very curious how long actual centrists would have been nodding along until suddenly they realize they're the subject of satire. Even more curious to find out if any made it the whole way through without catching on and were just super confused about the laughter.

@rodnoble1269 4 жыл бұрын

I think that a sizeable number of the audience did just what you describe (based on the comments here) brilliant satirical send-up 🤣

@DrChim24 4 жыл бұрын

"And I call him DR. King.. and I just want you to pause and acknowledge that I called him DR King..and the license that affords me now"

@tomg3285 4 жыл бұрын

David Feldman pretending to ignore Jaime and Brandon when they spoke was funny af exactly mimicking a centrists Democrat pretending to listen to the issues of women and people of color 🤣 Sam definitely got it

@andrewbellahcene2267 4 жыл бұрын

Michael Brooks died in this debate

@SteppinRacer 4 жыл бұрын

That is a truly mighty deadpan.

@supsap6545 4 жыл бұрын

I can't believe how long he stayed in character without cracking up.

@ericperreault461 4 жыл бұрын

whoever this man is, he’s a comedic genius.

@markbrower497 4 жыл бұрын

This is brilliant comedy. I wasn’t 100% sure until he said Pete Buttigieg is African American.

@narrance 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah this guy is fucking great with the whole rope-a-dope gag.

@hangukhiphop 4 жыл бұрын

The tell for me was around 1:56 when he said we can't beat up on Joe Biden for lying sometimes lmfao

@Not_Mii_Uus 4 жыл бұрын

hangukhiphop Yee the big tent “room for facts and lies” got me

@rfgaming7897 4 жыл бұрын

I didn't realize it was a joke until he said Mayor Pete is black. This is brilliant.

@kjdunne8683 4 жыл бұрын

I didn't either. I even thought, for a second that he was serious. XD

@carlom3565 4 жыл бұрын

Michael Brooks's witch cackle just got more and more powerful

@Ponzi-Coin 4 жыл бұрын

loved him as Arthur Fleck.

@gotaproblemwithmyname9331 4 жыл бұрын

I am ashamed to admit I realized this had to be satire 20 minutes in. Though I think that shows how stupid I think centrists are

@markhaus 4 жыл бұрын

This is hilarious, but I'm worried at how many people don't get that it's satire. Is our politics so twisted that this appears too real?

@theespers5263 4 жыл бұрын

Took me like a minute and a half to realize what was up.

@thelionskiln 4 жыл бұрын

Took a second, the brown teeth hit it home. :D

@YavinArba 4 жыл бұрын

This guy needs his own reoccurring segment LMAO

@idontwantone132 4 жыл бұрын

He really does

@ryanm.9326 4 жыл бұрын

This is some of the best political comedy I have ever heard.

@thomasdidymus1393 4 жыл бұрын

ABSOLUTELY!!! David Feldman runs the same bit on The Michael Brooks Show. There are some hilarious clips. Also, search The Majority Report Ken Ken & Ken...COMEDY GOLD.

@DrChim24 4 жыл бұрын

My favorite MR & TMBS memories are when Feldman & Andy made Michael laugh uncontrollably. Those segments brought me a lot of joy

@ryanm.9326 4 жыл бұрын

lol David Feldman is hilarious. please have him on every Friday

@wgjung1 4 жыл бұрын

Centrist motto: " I'll agree in spirit with all good causes as long as it doesn't cost me anything".

@MugRuith 4 жыл бұрын

This is one of the most amazing stream of consciousness comedic genius rants ever recorded.

@dannywolfe8352 3 жыл бұрын

hearing michael laugh that first time really ripped my heart up. a beautiful presence that is sorely missed.

@MrZilgen 4 жыл бұрын

Michael's laugh kills me every time

@mlevy2429 4 жыл бұрын

Was just gonna comment that!

@sebastianholzl4668 4 жыл бұрын

"Your struggle is my struggle, so long as you don't wanna raise my taxes or unionize" It doesn't get better than this.

@GeneralPublic 4 жыл бұрын

As a person of shortness and old-time socialist I feel my identity validated. I just wish he would have mentioned John Delaney’s excellent campaign and why we should all be Delaniacs.

@nikotomlinson4054 4 жыл бұрын

this had me in tears. incredible bit and how well he kept it up throughout

@720pchannel 4 жыл бұрын

Once per week I get back to watch this video. It is masterful

@curiousone6435 4 жыл бұрын

You too? I was secretly trying to deal with the shame of relishing this so much, a little too much.

@Speederzzz 3 жыл бұрын

For everyone wondering, david Feldman is a comedian with his own show

@reflect. 4 жыл бұрын

Michael’s laugh never gets old.

@hargibson18 4 жыл бұрын

Ah it's great to hear Michael just cackling away like this. Rest in power. Also how had I never heard of David Feldman before?

@Thisworldthisweek 4 жыл бұрын

David loves Micheal. David has a podcast. Crazy, fun, LONG. deep, shallow, silly and serious.

@Giraffe27 4 жыл бұрын

richard bloor It helped me survive my 10hr shifts at Amazon

@dylanjames554 Жыл бұрын

The fact that some folks in the comments didn't realize this was an act just elevates Feldman to Platinum Level of Satirists.

@laKogane 3 жыл бұрын

I'll never forget this day, I remember having to clock out of work to laugh my ass off outside for this legendary Feldo bit. David, Michael, and Brandon were an epic combination and I can't believe we won't get another one of these shows...... but I'm so happy we got these segments and so proud of everything Michael gave to us!!

@freyasouth7791 3 жыл бұрын

I do too. It was a fantastic show.

@Cettywise 4 жыл бұрын

This level of satire 😏

@SuicidalLaughter 4 жыл бұрын

lots of people in the comment section not realizing feldman is a comedian that says a lot about society

@JJ-fd5pw 4 жыл бұрын

Biden is a good man!

@quinnmurph2750 4 жыл бұрын

"The March on Washington for Equality and Slow, Incremental Change." 🤣🤣🤣

@BakiSmaki27 4 жыл бұрын

The funny thing is I’ve heard all these arguments debating centrists. He absolutely nailed it.

@jakevaleri 4 жыл бұрын

There are so many classic lines in the first 10 mins alone

@SoulshineWavy 4 жыл бұрын

I’m amazed at the amount of people in the comments who don’t understand this guy is doing satire

@chakrazulu2106 4 жыл бұрын

Shout out to the people in the comments earnestly arguing against this Centrist. Dude just MURDERED that off the top of his head lmao People always ask "what exactly is a Neoliberal?" Show them this literally every answer and response was dead on.

@AlexanderStone 4 жыл бұрын

It took me 9 freakin' minutes to realize that this was satire. Oh the times we're in where the unreasonable seems perfectly normal.

@smoothmiles24 4 жыл бұрын

RIP Michael. I feel broken.

@Meromorphic 2 жыл бұрын

"You don't understand how important it is for young gay girls to see Mayor Pete and say, 'I could be our country's first African American president.'" Fuckin lost it.

@mrbadguysan 4 жыл бұрын

This Centrist Democrat impersonation is cold. These people are real, tragically.

@SoSoMikaela 4 жыл бұрын

Just had a conversation with a person like this the other day. I was making fun of Biden's statement about kids jumping on his lap and the guy accused me of being an opportunist trying to divide the left and that people like me are why Democrats keep losing elections. I laughed to keep from crying.

@andygreg293 4 жыл бұрын

@@SoSoMikaela Sure, Biden saying that was somewhat weird, but honestly that's not the thing you need to create an argument against him when there are so many actual and real things that you can focus on instead of speculation.

@SoSoMikaela 4 жыл бұрын

@@andygreg293 Honestly, I wasn't trying to make any actual argument against Biden. I was just telling a joke. And the guy even admitted he wasn't a Biden supporter, he claimed to like Warren. Apparently, he was of the mindset that the left being self-critical in any way is counter-productive and we should all just get along. But his approach in expressing that was very ironic, to say the least.

@andygreg293 4 жыл бұрын

@@SoSoMikaela That's the thing none of Warren and Pete supporters actually think they are going to win the nomination. Biden is creepy and weird, so none of them want to admit their support openly. The real race is between Biden and Bernie, the rest is noise. Left has been very good at going after Warren, Kamala Harris, or even Pete now, but they have no idea how to handle Biden because he's from another era.

@jeremyclarksonfragrance 4 жыл бұрын

mrbadguysan The “MSNBC vibe” is strong in this call.

@TheTheddi 4 жыл бұрын

Took me a solid 2 minutes to realize the satire

@zacg_ 4 жыл бұрын

2 minutes is the first tell. He says the party needs to be open to truth and lies.

@mikejhensley7518 4 жыл бұрын

Michaels laugh😂 RIP buddy

@metsoIomita 4 жыл бұрын

Fantastic parody! Even better given how dozens of people in the comments were fooled. Feldman absolutely nailed the centrist mindset, their talking points, and virtue signaling.

@mikebrothers7038 4 жыл бұрын

I mean it's pretty obvious after 2 min that it's a parody but hilarious either way

@Deathkill06 4 жыл бұрын

Michael had a hell of a time. David Feldman is probably the best MR guest, we need a good laugh in these insane times.

@aronappy 4 жыл бұрын

Admittedly took me *way* too long to figure out the bit. Genius.

@tomg3285 4 жыл бұрын

You should check out the David Feldman show

@fulcrumthebrave5715 4 жыл бұрын

I knew something was up when David said that Biden used to be bald

@MJFAN666 4 жыл бұрын

Surely the Gail's of laughter from brooks should have been an indicator lol

@aronappy 4 жыл бұрын

@@MJFAN666 Surely you've seen them laugh at many guests/callers. It wasn't an immediate tell. It was when he said the tent is big enough for facts and lies when I caught on.

@MJFAN666 4 жыл бұрын

@@aronappy yea that's true with the libertarians especially. I have seen Nathan on once before. Legendary stuff

@xxelaxela333 4 жыл бұрын

This was the funniest caller I've ever heard on this show

@JJ-fd5pw Жыл бұрын

3 years later, watching this for the 10th time 😂

@billplman 4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure half of the people in the comments turned this off 2 minutes in cuz they thought this dude was for real.

@o.3313 4 жыл бұрын

Everyone: DAVID IS A FRIEND OF THIS SHOW! This is a bit!!!

@LinkRocks 4 жыл бұрын

Yes. He's a regular on the show. I love how many people think he's being serious. :D

@o.3313 4 жыл бұрын

jarjon76 I know lol. But a lot of people don’t watch the show and only watch clips 🤷🏾‍♂️

@harrisonduncan8367 4 жыл бұрын

This man played the centrist democrat act to a tee

@wearethe9947 4 жыл бұрын

Public option to fight the Nazis. I almost fell out of my chair LMAO

@lostgemini2000 4 жыл бұрын

"I'm a old leftie from way back..." Lol

@James-dm7to 4 жыл бұрын

lostgemini2000 from wayyyy back. Like David Brooks! 🤷🏻‍♂️

@lostgemini2000 4 жыл бұрын

I think imma have to do that!

@chadtheafricanbullfrog418 4 жыл бұрын

holy shit i actually believed this was real for a minute

@chadtheafricanbullfrog418 4 жыл бұрын

as soon as he said that mayor pete is an african american i knew that he couldn’t be serious

@erikhumleker1880 4 жыл бұрын

At first....I did too!

@AslanW 4 жыл бұрын

I thought he was serious for a minute lol

@oppositeofitself8444 4 жыл бұрын

"First of all, I just want to say that I love hearing the voice of someone with an identity. I don't know who you are, but you have an identity and I respect your struggle. And I want to appeal to that. I'm for what you want. I don't know who you are but your struggle is my struggle, so long as you don't want to raise my taxes or unionize." This had me fucking dead

@tevinpayne3076 4 жыл бұрын

Lol.Even my man Branden cracked a smile.

@tuntematon_co 4 жыл бұрын

Oh Christ, I thought this was for real, until he said "there's room for both truth and lies in our party, it's a big tent". :D Way to go, Feldman s awesome.

@zacg_ 4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely, he's so sincere with this character but he made it clear after the first minute.

@4primus 4 жыл бұрын

This is my third time listening to this segment since last week. This was great and a frighteningly accurate depiction of an establishment party guy.

@PlaymeoffSia 4 жыл бұрын

The deadpan delivery has me in stitches

@Kargalargus 4 жыл бұрын

Rest in Power Michael. Best part of this clip is 8:00, Michael's laugh is amazing

@BobtheRedead 3 жыл бұрын

Amazing clip. Still crying for two reasons. Rest in power, Michael.

@vladrapchan5330 3 жыл бұрын

That's a very funny episode. Love to see Michael Brooks laughing and happy! Rest in power, MB!

@tripvic7629 3 жыл бұрын

We lost a brother

@subway3127 3 жыл бұрын

The fact that so many people don't realize this is satire makes it even better. Feldman is a genius. I'm more of a centrist Democrat and I still find it hilarious.