This guy can talk about anything and I’ll be entertained lmao

Bless lord n0pants, new episodes of the ATP Sitcom are what get me through the day

This man learned all about how to setup a trap only to realize a day later, that they sealed the entrance. He calls us stoners.

I told you guys Aris was a Disney princess

That possum is a long time sub on aris' twitch tv

The animal control dude was tempted to ask if you played smash too.

"This isn't some soup kitchen for bums." I mean....kinda.

Possum sneak level 100 right there. Able to freeload at aris place. Take food. Sneaks away the next day. Solid possum

Aris it won't starve to death if you leave out doritos for it.

Love how aris is just ps1 Hagrid in the thumbnails lol, its hilarious and fitting for a stoner like him to be low poly

Aris really has a front seat ticket for whatever happens after you rip. Even when it's a pest, he has fun with the situation and says "clap-150" laughing. Never change, Hagrid's nobody.

I've never known that I needed a part 2 to an IRL story, ever more so than Aris telling it 😂

So happy Aris loved the possum. They're such nice animals, there's a video of a guy trying to make one bite him by putting his fingers in its mouth and it just refused to bite him. And they eat ticks, the worst things on planet earth.

The universe finally gifts arnis the perfect pet and he does this....

Funniest shit about this is he's named him wrong accidentally - prob meant to call him Splinter but got tmnt characters mixed up

Aris is like a kmart Disney princess

If it dies, expect lots of carrion flies in your house. Necromancer build.

That picture of the possum starting back at Aris is fucking hilarious 😂

Reminds me of the time when my apt complex's dumbass maintenance forgot to patch the hole he made after fixing my kitchen sink's pipes. I was trying to find the mouse for about a week cus I kept seeing that fucker scurry around at the corner of my peripherals. Next thing yknow I hear and feel a mouse trap snap next to my foot while heating up my oven and there he was. RIP Jerry

Avoiding the Possum

That possum found your butthash, which is why it was chill

MGS 3 should've taught him the basics of "cawa" (caging a wild animal).

Yo, that's a marsupial, homie... Can't be trusted.

A+ title

ATP = AvoidingTheoPossum

Its gonna be 150 anyway, you might as well leave a trap.

n0pants has blessed us yet again, working hard to come in clutch with that top tier kahntent.

storytelling at its finest.

I miss Jerry 😥

The Aris - Urban Rescue Ranch crossover was better than it was hyped up to be.

There are currently 2 people on this earth that can talk about literally anything and I’ll listen. Chael Sonnen, and the legendary AR15

aris' a cartoon character

this is amazing quality!!

Next time Aris should just get a turtle to beat the shredder's ass.

Aris, the Snow White of feral wild beasts.

Shredder was looking the chat.. Seeing his door was locked.

Ggs that was me, thanks for the tip

Put that possum under citizen arrest and cage that thing with the cat trap and food lol

Building a trap out of dung so you can eat it afterwards is the optimal strat

he was an Aris viewer in his past life

There are aggressive animals in the wild of course.. but on the majority they're aren't unless they experienced violence or some sort of bad encounter with humans they have no reason to fear us. That's why they say to act cool if ur encounter a wild animal if they smell ur fear they will know somethings up and is when they start getting defensive and aggressive.

Hey alright

ESL n0pants

10/10 thumbnail

The type of Storytelling I would expect from a Top Ninja

Wait is that the actual picture Aris took of the Possum? Pls no ban

Everyone in here calling it a Possum and not an "Opossum". XD

well if he only cover the OTUSIDE hole just leave the trap in the inside of the hole from inside the house then you'll know if is there or not. When I heard he left the trap on the outside I was like "wut?"

nice pet brew

so you gonna kill me....or....can i stay here???? lol

Cool story

More please sir.

my opossum's cat enjoyed this video

AvoidingThePossum

The Dodo finna make a video of this.

My ribs almost blew out my chest with the back-to-back Hagrid. Cheers n0pants.

That's no possum. It's the ghost of Jerry Seinfeld.

Opposite Personality Oppossums.

I could listen to Aris all day

Unkle arnis is going to be a godfather to some opossum kids

this possum needs to be paying rent at this point

Hey alright.

Shredder moving in, order some pizza and bait the ninja turtles to come save there leader

He sealed the door at his request wont be the guys fault if the shredder dies

14:18 Did Aris just make a Guilty Gear reference??! /s

Is this the new thumbnail format? Me gusta.

Lmao that thumbnail on aris cam

He was a true fan

Smelly trap probably scared ‘em away.

We need more dealing with smelly strangers stories

I feel as if the guy must have planted the Possum there, I bet he has some crazy scam going on.

The possum sounds like a stoner

i call the big one bitey

AvoidingtheGrammar

Make the ps1 Hagrid's a thing until he comments on it lmao

Never trust confident people if they have no skin in the game. It's not his house smelling like dead smossum if he's wrong. I've seen too many of these people that don't actually give a shit during their jobs and will just say whatever they're feeling, or just act like an expert when they don't really know. And this guy smells like shit and skunk all day so he probably really doesn't give a shit. I hope Shredder is out and running free though. Run free little buddy.

best part of the story was HE HE HE HE THANK YOU

A+ thumbnail

As a disney princess Arisette could just ask it for rent and it'll pay up. Or else.

Does he still live with Char???

Aris at his best

aris gotta call maya higa to move it

6:55 that's a different kinda parry.

People spamming RaccAttack in the chat... smh

Big heart aris

👍

Aris is the fuckin best

I need the thumbnail photo, nopants.

👏-$150

Butthead smells like a smash player hmm

Yo what was his friends dad doing trapping cats with catnip wtf hahaha

It would still be like 70 bucks to catch it yourself so like whatever

RAT KING sent 'im

opposum

Bro if you're worried about the Possum being stuck inside why not just put the trap inside

Go shoot that guy on Twitter who asked for tekken under the og shredder thread

100% humane, we'll release it in the hood, xD

Opossum

5:13 7:36

Damn all these stoners in chat are spelling opossum wrong as well.