Jay - Headlines (2008) Pt 02

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@garyschultz7768
@garyschultz7768 8 ай бұрын
Back when the world still made sense
@ernestalba
@ernestalba Ай бұрын
The Great Recession of 2008 made sense? 2024 is the most prosperous time in American history.
@garyschultz7768
@garyschultz7768 Ай бұрын
@ernestalba .. ...... You said "prosperous" but of course, you meant "preposterous"...... America, led by the Communist left is on the verge of total collapse by every measureable metric .....
@cynthiahusband106
@cynthiahusband106 Ай бұрын
Talented, intelligent , funny as hell , charming , perfect timing , handsome , Jay had it all!!!!!
@alann5003
@alann5003 Жыл бұрын
It sucks to realize how many headlines we missed out on since Jay retired.
@matthewdickson2499
@matthewdickson2499 Жыл бұрын
Can you imagine the headlines he'd have? Oh my god I'd fall over laughing.
@coolioso808
@coolioso808 7 ай бұрын
What I liked about these Headlines was how real they were, just funny human errors, and Jay's little quips about it. But that said, why is it that nobody else, not even some KZfaqr can show funny headlines anymore? I would hope Jay Leno doesn't somehow hold a all media copyright to anybody else showing real headlines and making a few jokes about it. That would be like not being able to make reaction videos because it was done by Late Night hosts as well.
@Randytherumbler
@Randytherumbler 5 ай бұрын
Jimmy Fallon just isn't the same as Jay Leno. Sure,he can be funny and chrismatic,but he's not just not in the same class or calibur as Leno ever was. I've never had watched any of his shows on The Tonight Show nowdays. It just wouldn't be the same.
@jeffcurtis5265
@jeffcurtis5265 3 жыл бұрын
Back before the world went crazy
@keithhyttinen8275
@keithhyttinen8275 Жыл бұрын
Yup. Anglo Saxons aren't getting favored in society 100% anymore. Just horrible, and totally unfair. Remember back in 1988 when 78 of General Motors top 100 executives were named Smith, Johnson, and Wilson. Just awful.
@cynthiahusband106
@cynthiahusband106 2 ай бұрын
I miss the old days carson Leno letterman men of substance who really made you laugh …… don’t think I’ll ever see those days again.
@kreativepulp8760
@kreativepulp8760 2 жыл бұрын
I love his tone when he yells - "Police blotter!"
@completecharleston7142
@completecharleston7142 2 жыл бұрын
Oh, the days when late night comedians were actually funny
@Dennis-555
@Dennis-555 Жыл бұрын
Now they angrily rant about politics. I'm not from America. Just want the jokes.
@geoculus5606
@geoculus5606 Жыл бұрын
@@Dennis-555 I think a lot of Americans just want the jokes, too.
@Dennis-555
@Dennis-555 Жыл бұрын
@@geoculus5606 bring back the jokes, or more Norm repeats.
@J.R.__
@J.R.__ Жыл бұрын
And not liberal hacks 🤢🤮
@Seldomane
@Seldomane Жыл бұрын
The late late show with James Corden is actually great because of the banter he has with the crew and band. Otherwise I mostly agree. Colbert has a few good lines from his writers now and again, but its too polished, needs some improvising.
@eveglead1913
@eveglead1913 2 жыл бұрын
Who can remember when celebrity's just wanted to entertain us?
@drifterman319
@drifterman319 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, as compared to offending us.
@waltmccarthy9837
@waltmccarthy9837 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t know. Walt Disney?
@edwardgaines6561
@edwardgaines6561 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, instead of preaching and talking down to us.
@michaelcelani8325
@michaelcelani8325 2 жыл бұрын
@@waltmccarthy9837 Walt was a control freak Fascist.
@sharcrum
@sharcrum Жыл бұрын
......celebritIES.......
@yellowtents
@yellowtents Жыл бұрын
my favorite part is when jay laughs to himself before reading it
@CharTheBeauty
@CharTheBeauty 9 ай бұрын
I’m 39 years old, I used to love watching *headlines* on a Monday night. 😂❤ *Nostalgia* ❤❤
@JayByrd83
@JayByrd83 3 жыл бұрын
Ah, Jay and Conan. Back when NBC late night TV was actually worth watching.
@Randytherumbler
@Randytherumbler 5 ай бұрын
👍. Yep. And just watching reruns of nostalgia overload of Jay Leno, David Letterman,and Conan O'Brien really being the 🌞 where it's needed. And watching them over and over again,makes me feel like being in the past. Time travelling in the past.... And ❤-ing every minute of it. Wondering where *did* the good times go,when we're having fun watching shows like that.. And remembering a time when celebrities just wanted to entertain us
@leecowell8165
@leecowell8165 3 ай бұрын
Back when ANY TV was worth watching...
@prefeitobear9209
@prefeitobear9209 3 жыл бұрын
And here we are, November 5 2020, watching Headlines because the past was better than the present and the future looks dimmed.
@jerrytaliercio9087
@jerrytaliercio9087 11 ай бұрын
I’m still watching in 2023….
@Randytherumbler
@Randytherumbler 4 ай бұрын
And I'm just enjoying the reruns of what Leno had done. "Headlines" and him presenting the weddings sure had been funny as heck. 😂😅😅 We're in 2024 of March.
@ernestalba
@ernestalba Ай бұрын
2020-2024 has been the most prosperous time in American history.
@webbers4life146
@webbers4life146 4 жыл бұрын
Didn’t realize how much I missed this. Jay Leno was my favourite late night host.
@njmcw126
@njmcw126 4 жыл бұрын
Always loved this segment. I really liked when he read the Police Blotters and did the voice for it.
@Randytherumbler
@Randytherumbler 4 ай бұрын
Especially in Weddings. That had been funny as hell. 😅😅
@billbergendahl2911
@billbergendahl2911 2 жыл бұрын
Headlines were the best part of the Tonight Show. I have not watched The Tonight Show since Jay Leno quit.
@TheSoleProprietor
@TheSoleProprietor 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Jimmy Fallon doesn't even hold a candle to Jay Leno's headlines. But to be fair, Jimmy was funny with the musical impressions segments.
@Randytherumbler
@Randytherumbler 5 ай бұрын
Jimmy Fallon just isn't in the same class or calibur as Leno. I have never watched any one of his shows. Ever since the very first day Fallon had started. Having the Roots as his musical Tonight Show band wasn't, however,a bad choice. Nothing compared to having Chevy Chase as the TV emcee of his own Tonight Show. Having Sheila Easton as his sidekick? Historically,those were really the worst time EVER in television history.
@bobsacamanojr9382
@bobsacamanojr9382 5 ай бұрын
Absolutely, but Jay didn’t quit. He was forced out by young idiot executives who thought they knew better.
@leecowell8165
@leecowell8165 3 ай бұрын
I haven't watched ANY late night since he quit.
@melissacastelveter5138
@melissacastelveter5138 Ай бұрын
I haven’t watched since jay leno left either. Headlines were definitely funny
@HUBBABUBBADOOPYDOOP
@HUBBABUBBADOOPYDOOP 2 жыл бұрын
Good, wholesome laughs, back when the world didn't suck.
@edwardgaines6561
@edwardgaines6561 2 жыл бұрын
Wait, the world didn't suck in 2008? During the Recession? 😅
@DeltaFRFX
@DeltaFRFX Жыл бұрын
@@edwardgaines6561 still better than the last few years
@bobbob-wf8ho
@bobbob-wf8ho 2 жыл бұрын
these will never ever get old .
@edwardgaines6561
@edwardgaines6561 2 жыл бұрын
Never get old? Comedy ain't funny no more. You got some big chin schlub, reading typos from the Palookaville post! Well here's a headline for ya. NOBODY CARES!
@zokitchvlog
@zokitchvlog Жыл бұрын
His laughters is contagious
@mayorb3366
@mayorb3366 Жыл бұрын
Very true! But at least a few of them would no longer be able to be shown these days. People will find a way to be offended and become outraged.
@sandra.j.g.thompson9268
@sandra.j.g.thompson9268 2 жыл бұрын
I miss Jay! I don't laugh easily, but when I do it's Jay reading the Headlines! Thanks so much, Jay!
@erickus36
@erickus36 4 жыл бұрын
I used to watch Jay and then go to bed! That was always a good time and a wonderful way to end my day! I miss those times..
@gimbobjenkins405
@gimbobjenkins405 4 жыл бұрын
Headlines was the reason I negotiated with my mom to change my bedtime.
@rickgrewal2232
@rickgrewal2232 3 жыл бұрын
@@gimbobjenkins405 for me it was the monologue. 10-15 mins of rapid-fire jokes that touched upon the days news. Thats why I preferred lenos tonight show over Conan and letterman at the time. Went to bed late every night on school days, miss those times
@gimbobjenkins405
@gimbobjenkins405 3 жыл бұрын
@@rickgrewal2232 True, that was my opening offer and got negotiated down to headlines on Monday.
@brendansunra
@brendansunra 3 жыл бұрын
5 year old me barely understand the jokes but cackled every time.
@miguelrusate4849
@miguelrusate4849 3 жыл бұрын
Big facts!!
@angel_existential
@angel_existential 2 жыл бұрын
These compilations are almost as good as antidepressants. My face hurts from laughing so much.
@williamorich7531
@williamorich7531 7 ай бұрын
Glad I'm there's people like me 😂🤣
@stevenance4844
@stevenance4844 3 жыл бұрын
Loved Leno. I quit late night when he left. The only good thing about these new late night fools is turning them off.
@heatherchristie6015
@heatherchristie6015 2 жыл бұрын
When I was a little kid, I would sneak out of my bedroom after my parents went to sleep for the sole purpose of watching these headlines.
@karensheline6958
@karensheline6958 10 ай бұрын
I did the same with Johnny Carson. On school nights, if there was a comedian on Johnny, I would stay up and sneak down the hall to listen and/or watch them. 😏 fun memories
@joseph_b319
@joseph_b319 3 жыл бұрын
I always loved when he would connect two headlines together.
@wpcampbell491
@wpcampbell491 4 жыл бұрын
The fact that all of these are real newspaper ads is amazing. I'm glad someone saved this because this was Jay's best tonight show piece.
@jthoen61
@jthoen61 2 жыл бұрын
I love Jay. He's got some good ones there.
@mshappyapple8663
@mshappyapple8663 3 жыл бұрын
I miss him so much! He was the best on late night. No one else has come close since.
@nathankrush3289
@nathankrush3289 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Did you he's best friends with Jerry Seinfeld?
@nathankrush3289
@nathankrush3289 2 жыл бұрын
Noone comes close.
@savage22bolt32
@savage22bolt32 2 жыл бұрын
If you like cars, watch Jay Leno's Garage. Every week a new vid.
@FRAME5RS
@FRAME5RS 2 жыл бұрын
@@nathankrush3289 He stayed off politics in any serious way. You can't guess his personal politics, same with Seinfeld, which in Hollywood is code for Republican.
@richardpatrick2852
@richardpatrick2852 Жыл бұрын
@@FRAME5RS Jay was politically neutral, he mocked both. I do remember it was on his show that I first heard the term "undocumented democrats" when referring to illegals.
@marthavillanueva5505
@marthavillanueva5505 3 жыл бұрын
What a difference a typo or wrong letter makes. Even his facial expressions are hilarious.
@nathankrush3289
@nathankrush3289 2 жыл бұрын
Jay Leno just looks like a funny guy. And he's still hilarious.
@rfolz8546
@rfolz8546 Ай бұрын
Yes Jay is so funny😂 Loved watching him
@John_Fugazzi
@John_Fugazzi 4 жыл бұрын
The Headlines were funny anyway but Jay's delivery made them really hilarious.
@mrs.dr.spencerreid3992
@mrs.dr.spencerreid3992 4 жыл бұрын
John Fugazzi - I concur ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
@bradleyuppercrustiii9835
@bradleyuppercrustiii9835 4 жыл бұрын
Leno is the reason they're funny
@mrs.dr.spencerreid3992
@mrs.dr.spencerreid3992 4 жыл бұрын
BRADLEY UPPERCRUST III - I completely concur ‼️‼️
@barbaraconnett5057
@barbaraconnett5057 2 жыл бұрын
Jay, I’m old and don’t feel good, but I enjoy Jay, thank you!🦊💝
@johnsnider3533
@johnsnider3533 2 жыл бұрын
Yes I love jay leno and I miss him he was so funny and I loved his headlines
@Randytherumbler
@Randytherumbler 4 ай бұрын
​​@@johnsnider3533Jimmy Fallon couldn't hold a candle 🕯️ to what Leno, Letterman,Conan O'Brien. Craig Ferguson had done.
@austinteutsch
@austinteutsch 4 жыл бұрын
What makes these segments work is Jay's added commentary. I laugh my ass off.
@richardhamblen5526
@richardhamblen5526 3 жыл бұрын
ME TOO!
@richardhamblen5526
@richardhamblen5526 3 жыл бұрын
ME TOO!
@Seattlekid8
@Seattlekid8 3 жыл бұрын
I think his interactions with Kevin make it work too; makes ya feel like your hanging and laughing with your friends.
@austinteutsch
@austinteutsch Жыл бұрын
@@Seattlekid8 True. And sometimes, Kevin gets one in that cracks everyone up.
@DianneDempsey
@DianneDempsey 6 ай бұрын
​@@Seattlekid8in
@lilmerc007
@lilmerc007 2 жыл бұрын
Put Jay Leno back on his own nightly show again!!! It's just not the same without him. You know? Real comedy again.
@mstrikesback168
@mstrikesback168 2 жыл бұрын
He's not degenerate enough for the media companies now.
@zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz9
@zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz9 2 жыл бұрын
Agree 200%
@edwardgaines6561
@edwardgaines6561 2 жыл бұрын
It ain't funny no more. You got some big chin schlub, reading typos from the Palookaville post! Well here's a headline for ya. NOBODY CARES!
@robaxl3088
@robaxl3088 Жыл бұрын
they won't bring him back because comedy doesn't fit their agenda
@randallbolt9193
@randallbolt9193 Жыл бұрын
@@robaxl3088 And a conspiracy theory Republicon idiot goes to the "big bad librul media" lie again.
@sandywheeze3505
@sandywheeze3505 4 жыл бұрын
Jay, loved your humor and miss you.
@mrk1075
@mrk1075 4 жыл бұрын
If you miss Jay just watch Jay Lenos Garage on KZfaq.
@stefanfrankel8157
@stefanfrankel8157 3 жыл бұрын
@@mrk1075 Or go to one of his standup shows. He still does comedy.
@matttherrien9608
@matttherrien9608 4 жыл бұрын
Life is better when you laugh!
@rafaelcisneros562
@rafaelcisneros562 Жыл бұрын
Kevin's laugh is contagious 😆
@mrs.dr.spencerreid3992
@mrs.dr.spencerreid3992 4 жыл бұрын
These bring back such good memories. My dad and I ALWAYS watched these together before he passed away 😢/😌/😣/😊/😩
@normancooney5374
@normancooney5374 4 жыл бұрын
me too!!!
@normancooney5374
@normancooney5374 4 жыл бұрын
want company????
@mrs.dr.spencerreid3992
@mrs.dr.spencerreid3992 4 жыл бұрын
Norman Cooney - What state are you from ?
@normancooney5374
@normancooney5374 4 жыл бұрын
@@mrs.dr.spencerreid3992 Ohio
@jpetes9046
@jpetes9046 3 жыл бұрын
Your Dad and all the happiness and love you shared will live forever in your heart. My wife is gone six years as of this morning. I miss my Dad and Mom every day, and I’m 64 years old. All the wonderful things they gave me I’m now giving to my little grandson. All I can hope is when I’m gone he gives to his children what I gave him... and my parent’s love will live on.
@marieanderson5989
@marieanderson5989 3 жыл бұрын
I use to look forward to Monday nights. This stuff never gets old!!
@dawoool
@dawoool 4 жыл бұрын
I miss Jay, Kevin, Johnny, Ed, and Doc.
@ronheydon117
@ronheydon117 3 жыл бұрын
i also miss them. But, of that group, johnny Carson is the best.
@billdemarce1789
@billdemarce1789 3 жыл бұрын
I havent watched late night since Jay quit.
@billmers3219
@billmers3219 3 жыл бұрын
@@billdemarce1789 unfortunately, they let Jay go
@michaelsalisbury1477
@michaelsalisbury1477 2 жыл бұрын
@@billdemarce1789 Those were the days
@michaelsalisbury1477
@michaelsalisbury1477 2 жыл бұрын
@@ronheydon117 WAS the best he's dead now.
@rinsedpie
@rinsedpie 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed like a crazed person. Only Jay Leno can deliver Headlines in such a way that every second words are funny
@ivanleterror9158
@ivanleterror9158 4 жыл бұрын
I think Johnny could have done it too. They were both part of a vanishing breed. Solid humor on everyday life. And not PC tainted.
@rinsedpie
@rinsedpie 4 жыл бұрын
@@ivanleterror9158 Carson always managed to show a deadpan face; hard act to follow
@ivanleterror9158
@ivanleterror9158 4 жыл бұрын
@@rinsedpie I've worked in the studios and done some extra work in L.A. Most actors will tell you that they hold those who master humor the highest among themselves. And deadpan is no exception.
@rinsedpie
@rinsedpie 4 жыл бұрын
@@ivanleterror9158 absolutely. Missing those nights in the 90s and 2000s when late night shows were the highlights of TV Guides.
@busman7228
@busman7228 2 жыл бұрын
Todays Tonight Show is really awful! Johnny and Jay were both great but the current host is not funny at all.
@Red-rl1xx
@Red-rl1xx 3 жыл бұрын
The smiling dog and the "ass chewing starts fight" are a couple of my favorites!
@stevehartman1730
@stevehartman1730 8 ай бұрын
A neighbor wrote the editor complaining complaining that my stepmoms cat was on his porch roof looking in his bathroom window watching him shave.he moved away after a month.
@lindaspano6128
@lindaspano6128 3 жыл бұрын
just, thank you.. Love headlines & these are wonderful memories .. laughing to lighten lifes crapola...
@boxcarwillie167
@boxcarwillie167 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks!! Back when late night T V was really, REALLY, funny!!
@soitsanightmare
@soitsanightmare 3 жыл бұрын
Leno sucked.
@richardhamblen5526
@richardhamblen5526 3 жыл бұрын
I SAW HIM IN THE 80'S, AT VARIOUS TIMES ,LAUGHED MY ASS OFF THE WHOLE TIME, LOL!
@danhutson3460
@danhutson3460 2 жыл бұрын
When I worked at Home Depot as a stock person, I was putting up trailer hitches & one box read "2 inch shaft with 3 balls". I just had to share this with co-workers & we all had a good laugh. The thing is, this was an actual product description & not a misprint.
@leecowell8165
@leecowell8165 2 жыл бұрын
thats hilarious you shoulda sent that in!
@williamorich7531
@williamorich7531 5 ай бұрын
😂😂
@tjmctube
@tjmctube 4 жыл бұрын
This was on of my favorite bits of his.
@Frankybroadcast
@Frankybroadcast 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite.
@NEEDCheese
@NEEDCheese 3 жыл бұрын
Johnny Carson did it as well.
@gspendlove
@gspendlove 3 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one who recorded Headlines every Monday night. One of these days I've got to put my own collection on DVD.
@Havok259
@Havok259 3 жыл бұрын
Yes please!!! I'd watch all of them.
@billmers3219
@billmers3219 3 жыл бұрын
Those were the days
@hsintien625
@hsintien625 4 жыл бұрын
This was always my favorite segment of all time, so funny. Now harder to come by cause printed media is almost extinct
@nathankrush3289
@nathankrush3289 2 жыл бұрын
Not a lot of people think about this, but doesn't Jay Leno just look like a funny guy? He's the best.
@drricksjoquist4358
@drricksjoquist4358 4 жыл бұрын
Jay was great with this regular segment.
@scottvanhille5688
@scottvanhille5688 2 жыл бұрын
Used to watch Headlines every Monday on the Tonight Show and I would get a good laugh out of them. Another enjoyable one to watch was "Things We Found on Ebay" plus "Things We Found At The 99 Cent Store."
@markproulx1472
@markproulx1472 3 жыл бұрын
I love Kevin’s laugh.
@catnewskawai9367
@catnewskawai9367 5 ай бұрын
In my high school was a girl surnamed Fish, and her boyfriend's last name was Bole. For years I wondered if I would see the Fish-Bole wedding on Headlines.
@t-bonena3609
@t-bonena3609 2 жыл бұрын
Every time I watch Jay Leno, I laugh til I cry.
@ironhawk29
@ironhawk29 4 жыл бұрын
Used to make it a point to catch the monologue and headlines then go back out. Miss them days
@jrambo7495
@jrambo7495 3 жыл бұрын
Right!!
@garystoltz573
@garystoltz573 3 жыл бұрын
Lol. Me to, i always called their monologue the epilogue.
@pdbordelon
@pdbordelon 2 жыл бұрын
Love these so much! Miss Jay and Kevin!
@wendyschmidt4339
@wendyschmidt4339 4 жыл бұрын
I do miss falling asleep to your voice Jay 💕🙏🏻🌹
@Catholicophobia
@Catholicophobia 2 жыл бұрын
I was born in '89 and omg, I fell asleep to Jay almost every night while in hs.
@ashleyworden1887
@ashleyworden1887 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks to these being uploaded to KZfaq, I can still fall asleep to Jay's voice.😴
@FtanmoOfEtheirys
@FtanmoOfEtheirys 3 жыл бұрын
1:06 - "Toilet seat with hand shower, why would you want that?" Fast-forward 12 years and the stores are out of toilet paper xD
@catnewskawai9367
@catnewskawai9367 5 ай бұрын
These are common in Asia. Some are used for people to clean themselves, while others are used in old septic-tank toilets to spray anything that doesn't fall down the drain by itself.
@FtanmoOfEtheirys
@FtanmoOfEtheirys 5 ай бұрын
@@catnewskawai9367 It's called a bidet lol, and I have one. What I said was a joke lol
@Lance2773
@Lance2773 4 жыл бұрын
I made sure I was always in front of the TV set at "Headlines", time !
@jasonb7089
@jasonb7089 2 жыл бұрын
I had to pause it after the "smiling dog" police report. I was crying I was laughing so hard.
@happytappyslappy
@happytappyslappy 3 жыл бұрын
Headlines always made Mondays worth looking for. I would recall some of the hilarious punchlines during the remainder of the workweek. Thanks for the laughs, Jay. I miss you, buddy!
@hijodelaisla275
@hijodelaisla275 2 жыл бұрын
You don't have to look for Mondays. If you get to Sunday, just be a little patient.
@robertjauron7027
@robertjauron7027 2 жыл бұрын
I love and miss watching old shows from the past, it gives me a cheerful day.
@alanmcneill2407
@alanmcneill2407 Жыл бұрын
I love to see Jay laugh....he is really sharing his sense of humor with us...his reactions are as funny as the items he shows!!
@itiswhatitaintanditaintwha1427
@itiswhatitaintanditaintwha1427 2 жыл бұрын
I'm almost binge watching these!
@randomoverpopulatedworldid3286
@randomoverpopulatedworldid3286 4 жыл бұрын
good to reminisce. over 10 yrs now
@jeffmohr8366
@jeffmohr8366 4 жыл бұрын
Recorded every Monday night just for this still makes me laugh
@silverzales1980
@silverzales1980 3 жыл бұрын
Jeff Mohr recorded on a vcr no less I bet!
@joseph_b319
@joseph_b319 3 жыл бұрын
@@silverzales1980 me too!!!!
@marythomson7931
@marythomson7931 4 жыл бұрын
I started watching next thing I knew it was 4 hours later. So funny.
@williamcassidy7008
@williamcassidy7008 4 жыл бұрын
Same here. I didnt realize it was 4 hours later until my 4 hr reminder popped up. Lol
@everettsykes1774
@everettsykes1774 4 жыл бұрын
Mary Your too cool. You spaced for 4 hrs on a 58 min video.lol That's like me on the freeway. Going 45!!! Bwahaha
@marythomson7931
@marythomson7931 4 жыл бұрын
@@everettsykes1774 you know what I meant but yes maybe I belong on the list. 🤣🇨🇦 (Watched the 4 or 5 episodes)
@KVWilson21
@KVWilson21 2 жыл бұрын
This makes me feel better at work. His delivery was ALWAYS on point. I love Leno
@nathankrush3289
@nathankrush3289 2 жыл бұрын
He was the best .
@claudettes9697
@claudettes9697 4 жыл бұрын
It feels good to laugh at this it’s not mean it’s not hurting anybody thank you for an innocent laugh, Jay!
@wynottgivemore9274
@wynottgivemore9274 3 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah... Try drinking coffee at the same time as the punch line😂🤣☕lol!
@malirabbit6228
@malirabbit6228 2 жыл бұрын
Plus, free publicity!
@cruisepaige
@cruisepaige 2 жыл бұрын
I had some good belly laughs
@ramsie50mp
@ramsie50mp 2 жыл бұрын
Amen
@llydrsn
@llydrsn Жыл бұрын
I believe he does this every Mondays back then. Always looking forward to this as well as his monologues. I always thought he is the best late night host then when it comes to monologues.
@alexcarter6446
@alexcarter6446 3 жыл бұрын
The very first one killed me right there. So did the mime one 🤣🤣
@balletboy94
@balletboy94 3 жыл бұрын
Some of my earliest memories as a kid are of my dad and I watching headlines. Apparently when my mom was pregnant I would kick when the headlines segment started. Guess I’ve been a fan since before I was born!
@michaelboyle1614
@michaelboyle1614 2 жыл бұрын
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@michaelboyle1614
@michaelboyle1614 2 жыл бұрын
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@michaelboyle1614 2 жыл бұрын
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@michaelboyle1614
@michaelboyle1614 2 жыл бұрын
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@Fatherofheroesandheroines
@Fatherofheroesandheroines 2 жыл бұрын
Sooo.. I assume your like 12?
@miked918
@miked918 4 жыл бұрын
When I was young for some reason I enjoyed when he threw the cards off his desk ... not sure why lol
@theashdey9383
@theashdey9383 3 жыл бұрын
I miss this era
@mischaoliver9944
@mischaoliver9944 4 жыл бұрын
I miss Jay Leno
@davidsonlankford1168
@davidsonlankford1168 3 жыл бұрын
Jay puts all current late night host to shame. He could crash the ratings if he came back on at same time. Wouldn’t that be hilarious
@adambuskirk2222
@adambuskirk2222 4 жыл бұрын
Jay: "Toilet with Hand Shower why would you want that?" March 2020: "Heh little does he know"
@ws2228
@ws2228 4 жыл бұрын
🤣 it took me a couple of seconds. 🤣🎯👍👍 Keep up the good work.
@Mary-jz9vr
@Mary-jz9vr 4 жыл бұрын
@Adam Buskirk, your comment deserves WAY MORE LIKES! 👍
@Hithere-ek4qt
@Hithere-ek4qt 4 жыл бұрын
APRIL 2020 - STILL STUPID
@Mary-jz9vr
@Mary-jz9vr 4 жыл бұрын
@Hi there You must be one of the toilet paper hoarders.
@henrys3629
@henrys3629 4 жыл бұрын
from the chef's crack.
@MoreBuffMoreMuff
@MoreBuffMoreMuff Жыл бұрын
Second segment is FIRE. Couldn't do half of it on TV just 15 short years later. Sad.
@charlesflint9048
@charlesflint9048 7 ай бұрын
Here in late 2023, as a fan of Jay’s garage show I found this, and found it one of the funniest things I’ve seen in ages.
@chineserocks77
@chineserocks77 2 жыл бұрын
I loved the tonight show with Jay Leno followed by Conan. That was a great time to be a teenager. Golden times
@ssweeps
@ssweeps 4 жыл бұрын
Love the one about the cake from Wal-Mart...
@ClinicalDecisionYikesYT
@ClinicalDecisionYikesYT 4 жыл бұрын
Under neat :D
@Imamonarchist
@Imamonarchist 3 жыл бұрын
At least we got the Cake Wrecks blog out of that mistake!
@WalterJoergLangbein
@WalterJoergLangbein 2 жыл бұрын
Jay Leno... Great entertainer! Great humor!
@116AuroraDrive
@116AuroraDrive Ай бұрын
So Many WONDERFUL!! Comedians!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@sherrisRN
@sherrisRN Жыл бұрын
I so miss these! I looked forward to them every Monday night!
@jenniferpruitt6534
@jenniferpruitt6534 2 жыл бұрын
I always loved this segment! Had the books that came out of this too. Would love to see this made into a web series or at least archived online somewhere. Jay's delivery made these funny headlines even funnier. He had a gift for doing that. He could make this a network special.
@luxpursuits
@luxpursuits Жыл бұрын
Jay Leno - best late-night host
@specialk9224
@specialk9224 4 жыл бұрын
I usually always watch Jay Leno's Headlines before going to work. They put me in a great, wonderful, and upbeat mood. :o)
@tycobb2580
@tycobb2580 4 жыл бұрын
yeah now-a-days late night is all silly boys, kiss-ups, and political ranting
@Catholicophobia
@Catholicophobia 2 жыл бұрын
I bet that Special K also gets you in a good mood
@gerrypeterson8604
@gerrypeterson8604 2 жыл бұрын
I'm with you buddy , Puts a smile on my face
@TheFullmetalj
@TheFullmetalj 2 жыл бұрын
Me too!!
@biodigitaljazz5814
@biodigitaljazz5814 3 жыл бұрын
I love watching these clips I'm sleeping in my car working 7 days a week trying to start a business while I work for Uber Eats so I'm saving up money to get a place to live after I had to go to the apartment the pandemic is not something I expected but I may still make it
@shirleyrombough8173
@shirleyrombough8173 3 жыл бұрын
I really hope everything turned out well for you. During these stressful times the headlines help us deal with it all.
@hilarioloredo4637
@hilarioloredo4637 4 жыл бұрын
The last of the great late night hosts.
@hilarioloredo4637
@hilarioloredo4637 4 жыл бұрын
He's the best on 'Last man standing '.
@davidholt9136
@davidholt9136 4 жыл бұрын
hilario loredo qqqqqqqqqqqqqq qqqqq Qqqqqqqq
@mikefurson646
@mikefurson646 3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget craig ferguson
@sierra4766
@sierra4766 3 жыл бұрын
It's all about perspective. Lots of folks hated Leno and Letterman. Everyone said the same things when Carson left.
@ddylla85
@ddylla85 4 жыл бұрын
Ima Hogg was a Houston socialite and philanthropist. Unfortunate name for a very influential woman
@timg2088
@timg2088 3 жыл бұрын
Small town cops and the dog... I'm dying! 🤣🤣🤣 25:25
@Tumbleweed-vh4pt
@Tumbleweed-vh4pt 3 жыл бұрын
Was the only good thing about Monday was you looking forward to headlines.
@holden_tld
@holden_tld 4 жыл бұрын
headlines was always my favorite thing on late night shows
@michellepost5232
@michellepost5232 4 жыл бұрын
The headlines and Jaywalking were both hilarious. I missed Johnny Carson, but I watched Jay's take-over of the show. God, I remember Jay during the late 1970s, when he had dark hair and was a standup comedian. He also did a few TV ads in the 1980s.
@richardhamblen5526
@richardhamblen5526 3 жыл бұрын
I SAW HIM TOO, MICHELLE POST..I WAS THINKING 80'S, BUT IT WAS LATE 70'S, AFTER I GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL..ALWAYS HILARIOUS!
@michaelsalisbury1477
@michaelsalisbury1477 2 жыл бұрын
Isawhim in a club in the ninties he was great
@michaelsalisbury1477
@michaelsalisbury1477 2 жыл бұрын
@@richardhamblen5526 Issaw him in eclub in Hermosa Beach in the ninties he was great then too
@michaelsalisbury1477
@michaelsalisbury1477 2 жыл бұрын
Isaw him guest host in early 1990
@michaelsalisbury1477
@michaelsalisbury1477 2 жыл бұрын
I went to NBC studio in early 1990 to see him guest host.he was great then too
@dk6173
@dk6173 3 жыл бұрын
I miss Jay and Kevin so much. Back when comedy wasn't all politics and cancel culture.
@Raison_d-etre
@Raison_d-etre 3 жыл бұрын
Right on. Hope you win your cancel the cancel culture contest or whatever moral crusade you're on.
@brandi2883
@brandi2883 2 жыл бұрын
His commentary about the headlines is also hilarious
@judyvalencia3257
@judyvalencia3257 3 жыл бұрын
Jay always made me laugh.
@leftfieldparlays2946
@leftfieldparlays2946 3 жыл бұрын
breaking and entertaining ... classic !
@tycobb2580
@tycobb2580 4 жыл бұрын
OMG Jay was a master
@cindygarcia4951
@cindygarcia4951 3 жыл бұрын
I miss watching him @ 11:35 pm. Monday nites were my favorite. Monday nite headlines.
@reachruthanne752
@reachruthanne752 Ай бұрын
Back when humor was alive. Great stuff!!!
@cindygarcia1539
@cindygarcia1539 4 жыл бұрын
Love Jay Leno....miss my 11:35 pm of the TONITE SHOW with Jay Leno.Had alot of laughs....
@barbaraconnett5057
@barbaraconnett5057 2 жыл бұрын
I really enjoy you so much Jay thank you!
@marilynlincoln7173
@marilynlincoln7173 Ай бұрын
Whenever I’m feeling blue, all I have to do is turn on a video of Jay Leno. He makes me laugh and feel good. Thank you, Jay and thank you for whomever is sharing this video.
@gspendlove
@gspendlove 4 жыл бұрын
Always remember the ancient proverb among the Chinese people: "The dragon meat in the heaven and the ass meat on the earth." Words to live by, my friends.
@shirleyrombough8173
@shirleyrombough8173 3 жыл бұрын
Oh, thank heavens you printed this. Now my life is saved.
@micahcooper4505
@micahcooper4505 4 жыл бұрын
Really appreciate you uploading these, so awesome of you to do this ... thank you again! 79
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