Headlines with jay leno

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XRacierNumberNine

8 жыл бұрын

funny stuff from the early 2000's

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@tyrellklym6519 4 жыл бұрын

One of the best memories I have growing up watching this with my late father

@PlanetEarth3141 23 күн бұрын

My parents sat on couches located at an angle to the TV such that I had to turn to my right to look at them. During Headlines with Leno I'd often turn around to investigate muted sounds to see Mom tearing up with a tissue from a well used Kleenex box at the corner lamp table. Dad was also so amused watching Mom crack up he too was dabbing his eyes. Me? I was usually trying to keep on track with Jay's jokes while considering what a joke meant. Eventually I got faster on this kind of adult humor. Thank God Dad bought a TIVO. 😊

@jfk64kennedy95 4 жыл бұрын

we had the privilege of Jay buying an estate in our community a cpl yrs ago. Since then he's done walk on's at our local improvisational comedy club, he's head lined a benefit for a local firefighter suffering from cancer , and a few other grest things in the community, great guy, class act.

@mdwayne741 4 жыл бұрын

He really is. I love Jay...great guy.

@dmace81 3 жыл бұрын

To bad he'll never apologize to Conan for what he did to him.

@wmlwest3382 2 жыл бұрын

Damn right

@boblozaintherealworld3577 2 жыл бұрын

@@dmace81 Should that be Letterman?

@crazyentertainment4842 2 жыл бұрын

@@dmace81 what are you talking about

@allygreene7740 4 жыл бұрын

Love headlines.. glad they put it on here .. Kevin's laugh is great lol..

@whatsup7202 5 жыл бұрын

Love that headline segment on Leno's shows!!! Miss him and Kevin...

@Hollins23 4 жыл бұрын

I love Jay, and Kev, together. They are hilarious!

@JosephStardust 5 жыл бұрын

The “Harmburgers” bit with the creepy strings killed me!

@tomibach9712 4 жыл бұрын

Robin Williams cracks me up to tears, who would have thought he suffered from depression

@debrajohnson382 Жыл бұрын

Most comedians do to an extent.

@janeeyre1990 Жыл бұрын

Many, many comedians are mentally ill or neurodivergent. Andy Richter has persistent depressive disorder, meaning he is always mildly depressed and doesn't feel intense joy or euphoria. Jim Carrey has ADHD and depression. Bill Corbett of MST3K has depression. Michael Ian Black has depression. Sarah Silverman was diagnosed with clinical depression as a child and has had depression to varying degrees her whole life. John Mulaney has anxiety. Conan O'Brien has anxiety and depression. I am a neurodivergent, mentally ill, and disabled US American. It makes me proud to see my people succeeding in the field of comedy.

@janeeyre1990 Жыл бұрын

UK comedy is amazing for neurodivergent and mentally ill representation right now. OCD: Jon Richardson Anxiety: James Acaster, Jimmy Carr Autism: Fern Brady ADHD: Stephen Fry, Rhod Gilbert, Russel Howard, Lee Mack, Kiri Pritchard-McClean, Sue Perkins, Johnny Vegas

@williamdavis9943 9 ай бұрын

When you say "he suffers from depression," that is misleading. That doesn't mean he is sad all of the time. Depression is a mind disease that causes a person to not be able to cope with the everyday pressures and stresses of life. Medications can help with depression.

@tamugrad2007 4 ай бұрын

WIlliams suffered from an extreme case of Lewy Body Dementia. And while it was not diagnosed until after his death, it is believed to be the reason for his extreme anxiety, depression, and paranoia. The doctors who performed the autopsy said it was one of the worst cases they had ever seen. He knew he had a brain disorder. He was degrading rapidly and did not want to get to the point where he no longer knew himself. There is no treatment for it.

@macdaddy5796 5 жыл бұрын

This used to be my favorite tv segment. I would go to sleep after it was over.

@aureliantudordumitrescu5828 4 жыл бұрын

Your sleep must've been great!

@stevenherrold5955 4 жыл бұрын

its still my favorite i will never get tired of jay he could read these to me in the grave and i would be fine with that

@MDMiller60 4 жыл бұрын

Stop it Jay. I'm laughing so hard I am getting the hiccups.

@TheInkPitOx 2 жыл бұрын

Having lived in Northern California all my life and been to Ireland, that joke was hilarious!

@lastlight4252 4 жыл бұрын

Headlines were GREAT! Please bring back!

@Chrisamos412 4 жыл бұрын

Entertained for a solid 55 minutes!

@Dragblacker 2 жыл бұрын

What about the other three seconds? :p

@smokinjoecool9370 2 жыл бұрын

Shut up

@yogasity 5 жыл бұрын

I really miss that time, having Leno at 10:35PM and Conan at 11:35PM. That was good TV, thanks for the video

@ClayLoomis1958 8 жыл бұрын

Nice, clear collection, thank you. For those checking comments before viewing, there are about 10 minutes in the middle that is actually an interview with Robin Williams, and part of a segment called "Things we found at the 99 cent store".

@lorenzomaximo1818 5 жыл бұрын

When Jay left The Tonight Show I left. Never watched it sense as it was never the same without Jay

@dmace81 3 жыл бұрын

To bad he screwed over Conan. He deserved the show after Jay.

@VideOH 4 жыл бұрын

17:10 “Kids menu featuring eighteen beers on tap.” 😂🤣

@30twodor 5 жыл бұрын

I haven't laughed this hard since....well...the early 2000's. Thanks a bunch. I needed it and the good memories too.

@Allison_Wonderland. 3 жыл бұрын

The frog and the confused snowman will have me in stitches for the next 3 months. 🤣🤣🤣

@rinsedpie 6 жыл бұрын

A nice suprise that Robin Williams bit inside. Such a talented comic. It will be 50-100years before we get another one like him

@dougn2350 5 жыл бұрын

100 years? The world as we know it will not exist.

@rinsedpie Жыл бұрын

@@dougn2350 you sure about that Doug. I think human civilization will still be around. We were just started out with Kerahan Tepe you know?

@cheril8891 5 жыл бұрын

Jay Leno has class, something Jimmy Fallon will never have.

@vincecorvaia4661 5 жыл бұрын

Cheril Johnny Carson had class, something Jay Leno will never have.

@TrevorToonArt 4 жыл бұрын

@@vincecorvaia4661 Carson slept around on his wife. Not very classy.

@vcvortex6356 7 ай бұрын

@@vincecorvaia4661 Johnny was as azzhole to everyone in person.

@keithwilson6060 4 жыл бұрын

Love Kevin’s laugh. It adds more than you realize.

@waynemarvin5661 3 жыл бұрын

How do you know how much I realize?

@keithwilson6060 3 жыл бұрын

@@waynemarvin5661 I have my stalkers.

@lawrencedockery9032 Жыл бұрын

It's like when Drew Carey hosted Whose Line is it Anyway. He didn't always laugh but when he did it really made the segment better

@hanestshirtsarecool Жыл бұрын

It’s actually lacking the majority of what I currently realize.

@pi_beta7306 5 жыл бұрын

6:18-6:23 someone in the audience is borderline hysterical LOL

@StFidjnr 3 жыл бұрын

6:27-6:46 expectation 1 week reality the next

@kennyryan625 3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like the Joker from Batman 😂

@igotanM16 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine sitting next to him... I wouldn't be able to stop laughing in reaction. Lmfao

@catnewskawai9367 3 ай бұрын

Apparently there are professional laughers who sit in audiences to influence them to laugh more. Jay Leno is funny enough not to need them!

@mikemashburn8996 4 жыл бұрын

I miss headlines

@truckinchihuahuaalvieschre2494 5 жыл бұрын

I saw the The cordless screwdriver again last year only in Harbor Freight

@erictaylor5462 5 жыл бұрын

1:22 I love that the cancelled the penny.

@smittykins 5 жыл бұрын

“See-through model of the human body.” RIBBIT!

@deepdrag8131 2 жыл бұрын

Nothing on KZfaq more reliably makes me laugh out loud 😂

@noahcallaway7574 5 жыл бұрын

*Headlines are the predecessor of MEMES!!*

@richsackett3423 3 жыл бұрын

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@stripervince1 5 жыл бұрын

He was great. Best late night host ever. Truly loveable comedian that was really funny.

@BrianSchaffer 5 жыл бұрын

Eh...Johnny Casron is the best of the best, but Jay Leno was far above what today's hosts are.

@kimberlysevastyanenko3798 4 жыл бұрын

@@BrianSchaffer agreed.

@richsackett3423 3 жыл бұрын

@@BrianSchaffer Jay's comedy on The Tonight Show was extremely lazy, tame and safe. In other words: BORING.

@davidhallett8783 2 жыл бұрын

Loved jay stand up and show. . Best ever Johnny Carson. This session of headlines best of them all. Especially first ten minutes

@tinalevan1984 2 жыл бұрын

Craig Ferguson, Conan, and Graham Norton are the three best IMO.

@udunn0jb 5 жыл бұрын

always loved these.. i laughed the whole video

@bicyclist2 7 жыл бұрын

Thank you so very much. Thanks for the extra Robin Williams interview.

@whatsup7202 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, Robin as usual was hysterical.

@nagash303 4 жыл бұрын

R.V. is a funny one.

@Jayvans_Super 2 жыл бұрын

Headlines and Jay-Walking were too funny

@jordanpatton2352 2 жыл бұрын

one of the funniest actors ever

@joeymoore3780 4 жыл бұрын

I miss Leno! He had the best monologues! And with Robin Williams taboot? It's a really great thing!!

@m.marcam5683 6 жыл бұрын

Miss you jay,now i can go to bed early knowing i'm not missing a thing.

@jhock9171 5 жыл бұрын

Though it seems obvious to me now, I was most unwise to have invested in those cordless screwdrivers.

@PyrozPlayground 5 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU FOR THIS! I am crying. X'D

@everettsykes1774 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the great compilation from my favorite comedian Jay Leno!!

@stevenam2000 3 жыл бұрын

Great job. Thanks for refreshing us with good memories of happy times of 80’s & 90’s 😊👍

@johndavenport4843 4 жыл бұрын

THANKS FOR PUTTING REAL HUMOR ON.BACK IN THE DAYS.TODAYS HUMOR, NO COMPARISON.

@justas525 5 жыл бұрын

Jay Leno one of the a few celebrities that i wanna meet in real life, because he's a great comedian and pure petrolhead

@stripervince1 5 жыл бұрын

I've met him a few times years ago in the 1980s at the rock store in malibu on motorcycles. Nicest guy ever. He'll spend an hour talking motors and cars with you

@lopezrome1982 4 жыл бұрын

I see him from time to time. I live around the same block radius to his car garage by the Bob Hope airport in Burbank. You can catch him on a sunday morning driving his classic vehicles. Hes a cool cat.

@CK-sn2lg 3 жыл бұрын

He came to my hometown once and I got to watch him in person. I didn’t get to meet him because we didn’t pay for that in advance (it was a fundraiser) but my friend got to and said he was really cool

@freakshowkena Жыл бұрын

Man I miss Robin Williams :(, thanks for all the childhood memories, I hope he has found peace

@nobody6546 Жыл бұрын

👍👍👍 I know… all the Great Ones..

@Steph6n 5 жыл бұрын

Who else went back to 46:28 after Jay realized the stand was backwards and laughed every time the card dropped

@Beanrock124 Жыл бұрын

I could only imagine what it would be like if Jay hosted family feud.

@pontifex9285 5 жыл бұрын

the one starting at 17:50 is hilarious how he realizes nobody's laughing with him

@infiniteandroid 5 жыл бұрын

I haven’t laughed that hard in awhile!!!!... thanx !!!!

@guntherultraboltnovacrunch5248 5 жыл бұрын

Back in the early 80's there was an ad our newspaper at a woman's clothing store it read like this "Mastectomy sale: 50% off". I cut it out and was going to send it to "Real People" (remember that one?)>

@oldenweery7510 3 жыл бұрын

This is real-life comedy you can watch again and again and it's still funny! (I've always laughed even more when there's a woman in the audience who cackles whenever she'd really tickled.) Stay safe.

@ancientfalmer4341 4 жыл бұрын

I have Kevin Eubanks laugh as my ringtone

@shirleyrombough8173 4 жыл бұрын

Matthew Garrett - I don't blame you.

@markschilleman8987 2 жыл бұрын

Excellent!

@Laura-tp8wz 2 жыл бұрын

Love it!

@MrWeltreise 2 жыл бұрын

Where can I get it?

@kroakie4 6 жыл бұрын

I miss headlines so much. Somebody really needs to revive it.

@joshjoshson4970 6 жыл бұрын

kroakie4 Leno does :(

@jacobrubiojr3710 5 жыл бұрын

👍👍👍👍

@user-eh5gj1hx9z 5 жыл бұрын

Revive the "HEADLINES" bit that Jay Leno did? Can't be done. They'd have to take out too much Trump trashing!

@jamesf9610 5 жыл бұрын

I also miss these headlines but next best thing I've found is jimmy Fallon thank you notes. Those are pretty awesome too.

@supposedly1-2 5 жыл бұрын

its the same thing as roasting videos on youtube look up joe santagato or fresh prince yup they do a great job and they are not children but not quite old enough to remember this.

@kathiego233 6 жыл бұрын

Robin Williams - still bummed that he died. He was a very funny comedian and a great actor. Headlines make me laugh a lot too.

@leecowell8165 Жыл бұрын

Never cared for Williams myself. I didn't think he was funny. Also believe he abused illicits and it affected his health. the guy that was funny? Tim Conway. and of course, Leno.

@lilypengryphon6428 4 жыл бұрын

Once when I was a kid me and my mom were shopping for new kitchen knives and we found a set of Chinese knives and the first Waning on it said "Keep out of children." not out of reach just keep out of children. Pretty sound advice.

@RADIUMGLASS 5 жыл бұрын

In 1998, he had one "Used casket, interior needs cleaning".

@donfronterhouse1849 4 жыл бұрын

"Slightly used"

@JazzyJonas 5 жыл бұрын

I don't know why, but the funniest thing to me is still how he just throws the headlines on the floor.

@joshg9538 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah lol

@rattusnorvegicus4380 4 жыл бұрын

Today`s news is tomorrow`s trash.

@martiemc8398 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the bonus Robin Williams clip!

@notfromthisworld7672 6 жыл бұрын

Back when the Tonight Show was worth watching.

@johnking5174 6 жыл бұрын

I agree, now we have the fake laugh every second Fallon as host.

@jackson5116 5 жыл бұрын

he's also got a much younger crowd- seems to be more college kids, less adults like Leno had. Of course Leno took over when I was in college, so I didn't technically grow up with him (more Carson), and he couldn't hold a flame to Johnny, but still Fallon is a joke...

@johntate4638 4 жыл бұрын

I was 12 when Johnny Carson stopped doing the show. I don't know at what age I started watching it, but I do remember when I stopped. I stopped the second time I watched it with Jay Leno. That was one of my first the world changes and it sucks sometimes moment. Even worse without Robin Williams. I grew up as a very young child watching Mork and Mindy. I can't believe I remember it, because I was so young, but I do.

@rinsedpie 4 жыл бұрын

I agree

@mdwayne741 4 жыл бұрын

Exactly right.

@potterpotty01 8 жыл бұрын

thanks for leaving in the Robin Williams stuff. a very funny man sorely missed.

@StephenGillie 5 жыл бұрын

It's amazingly sad to think of the plaque that was overtaking his brain as we watch him laugh.

@kimberlysevastyanenko3798 4 жыл бұрын

@POINTTWOFIVEMOA lol, what? You alright there?

@seekingtruth9938 4 жыл бұрын

the only funny part

@Dreamskater100 4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely.

@chadhashman7457 4 жыл бұрын

Robin Williams 25:48 you're welcome!!

@kevinmilam3822 5 жыл бұрын

Robin Williams. A man of infinite jest". Never be another like him. R.I.P. friend. God speed.

@marksmopar609 5 жыл бұрын

He was able to fill Johnny Carson's shoes and did a great job.the new guys are filthy and to political.

@RobJazzful 5 жыл бұрын

He’s a great comedian, but he didn’t fill Johnny’s shoes; Johnny could interview people. Jay was just awful at that.

@ukmedicfrcs 4 жыл бұрын

I wont watch any of them because theyre so nasty and political.

@shirleyrombough8173 4 жыл бұрын

marks mopar - We live in horrible times that produced the politically oriented late night comedians that sometimes are the only shows that keep us relatively sane. I do miss those more innocent times. You never knew what political party they belonged to. And it was better.

@richsackett3423 3 жыл бұрын

@@ukmedicfrcs If Trump wasn't such a fucking un-American anti-democratic turd, that wouldn't have been necessary.

@drew_peabawls13 3 жыл бұрын

Filthy. Just filthy. And political. Sooooo political. So filthy.

@bluesdriver6354 5 жыл бұрын

Jay owes the USPS two cents. hahahahahahahaha

@tguns1 4 жыл бұрын

The guy was just putting in his two cents. :P

@BamaChad-W4CHD 4 жыл бұрын

Normally I would complain when the video says headlines but cuts to a segment all of a sudden. This cut was to Robin Williams at his freakin best. Hilarious man! No complaimts at all for real!

@gspendlove 2 жыл бұрын

Always looked forward to Monday nights & Headlines!

@eronacalloway9159 4 жыл бұрын

Before I would Go Out at night during the week ( on Mondays) I would ALWAYS watch Monday Night Headlines FIRST and leave the house in a Good Mood.

@bradyarmstrong811 7 жыл бұрын

Someone could ANIMATE over the Robin Williams interview, graphically showing what he's describing on his small rants, it would be magical

@MrPoppyDuck 3 жыл бұрын

From when late night TV was worth watching.

@MsTimothyswan 6 жыл бұрын

how creative is this? headlines, the 99 cent store AND Robin Williams - all in the same video. is that genius, or what?

@brandi2883 3 жыл бұрын

Whoever uploaded this thank you for including the interview with Robin Williams

@envelopeuser 7 жыл бұрын

the sauna actually looks cool

@ukmedicfrcs 4 жыл бұрын

I thought so too

@liquidninja04 5 жыл бұрын

Can someone please make more of these videos? Headlines was my favorite part of his show

@jenniferjobe9259 3 жыл бұрын

I thought Jaywalking was pretty good too

@wesleyhite8203 5 жыл бұрын

me and my generation grew up with Carson and Leno. true professionals. the clowns on late night now, strictly amateurs.

@richsackett3423 4 жыл бұрын

That means you're old and what you have to say is no longer relevant.

@wesleyhite8203 4 жыл бұрын

Rich Sackett. people will be watching reruns of Carson and Leno long after u and all those other clowns have been long forgotten.

@richsackett3423 4 жыл бұрын

@@wesleyhite8203 It'll be the opposite. The native media of Leno's and Carson's of TV is not the current generation. Every successive generation of media loses stuff from the prior. There will simply be less of the old stuff over time. They aren't making any more TV shows. Tens of millions more people will know Seth Myers and Jimmy Kimmel than Carson or Steve Allen. I stand by my initial comment.

@baberina1 4 жыл бұрын

@@richsackett3423 you're stupid

@rushmoresociety2577 4 жыл бұрын

@@baberina1 ::: You're dumb.

@stephenjohnson8592 5 жыл бұрын

Always like Jay...probably because we are both "car guys!"

@triciajohansen7124 3 жыл бұрын

Or maybe he is just funny as hell!!!!!😎❤

@SarahJane-sr6id 4 жыл бұрын

O Robin I miss you!!! He could do so many different stuff!! 💕

@stevenvanhulle7242 4 жыл бұрын

RIP (Return If Possible)

@Milestonemonger 5 жыл бұрын

The stamp one was hilarious 😂

@whocares397 5 жыл бұрын

WARNING!!!! do not consume anything while watching this may result in choking lol

@LittleRockElevators 4 жыл бұрын

Too late lol. It happened to me while drinking cola.

@mdwayne741 4 жыл бұрын

No kidding....hilarious! The Weddings...I would be horse- laughing!

@johngraves6878 Жыл бұрын

Thanks for capturing Jay at his best.

@nelsontoondrawer7618 5 жыл бұрын

I got tears running down my cheeks. Thanks for the laughs. You're a million times better than ANY other late night tv show. We miss you. I don't turn my TV on any more. YT is good

@lordbarristertimsh8050 Жыл бұрын

This is one of my favorite videos to watch when I need a decent chuckle.

@MrMenefrego1 5 жыл бұрын

God I miss this show!

@katrynamcintyre5687 5 жыл бұрын

God bless Robin Williams.....he was a gentle, kind and talented man! Hollywood exploited his gifts and he became a sick and tormented shell.

@avitarmagnus9090 4 жыл бұрын

we miss JAY

@Rbl7132 Жыл бұрын

This is the best pure comedy ever. This is a singular phenomenon. Jay Leno is a absolute brilliant genius comedian he deserves every car he has

@DizzyDez613 Жыл бұрын

Reading things that people mail into the show makes him a genius?

@jimolson8166 5 жыл бұрын

jay is the best

@nativeamerican6025 5 жыл бұрын

Laughed hard. Now compare this with TODAY'S late night "comedy."

@richsackett3423 4 жыл бұрын

Don't be all butthurt because Trump is a joke and going to prison after his term.

@aelitakarmen7513 4 жыл бұрын

What u mad there are comedians that dont rely on shit puns geting shows. Jay leno litterally sucks ass

@user-el9ut9bf4l 5 жыл бұрын

Robin Williams I truly miss you. There will never be anyone like you. No one will ever come close. I bet Heaven is a riot with you and Carlin. I truly truly miss Leno. He always treated his guests like friends. He just let Robin run with his comedy too. He never cut him off. Please come back to us! Fallon was not a good replacement.

@danvetor1365 5 жыл бұрын

Johnny Carson, Jay Leno.............Still waiting for the next Late night host. This stuff never gets old. Always looking for ones I haven't seen. I thank Robin Williams for every minute he gave us while suffering within his own world. There will never be another like Robin Williams. RIP. Robin 😭

@SpiderSparta56 5 жыл бұрын

Who else loves Robin Williams

@smjjohnson 2 жыл бұрын

Some great Robin Williams comedy @ 25:48 😂

@andrewk2996 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you! I miss Jay Leno, late night entertainment is dead now

@D-Man_Jam 5 жыл бұрын

He's 20 years older than he was then and he doesn't look any different.

@mdwayne741 4 жыл бұрын

....and Letterman looks like the Unabomber now!

@bharathsf 2 жыл бұрын

I love kevs laugh

@Papawill13 6 жыл бұрын

Remember when Late Night TV was watchable?

@ElTurbinado 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah last week is still fresh in my memory.

@musicman76enator 5 жыл бұрын

Papawill13 Yes!!!!!! Amen!!!!

@1fcap 5 жыл бұрын

When was this 😮?

@vincecorvaia4661 5 жыл бұрын

Papawill13 Yes, last night. Colbert is great.

@TheresaPowers 5 жыл бұрын

@@vincecorvaia4661 colbert is a slimy turd.

@darklordojeda 4 жыл бұрын

Robin Williams interview right in the middle was unexpected but very much enjoyed, sadly the only part of that interview I wasn't laughing was when they showed the clip of that awful movie. Mr. Williams you are loved and missed by so many and the many that will never get to experience what you brough to the world. You're everything I wish I had the courage to be, myself. Thank you and I hope you've found the peace you were searching for.