Arizona Abortion Ban and You

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Arizona Abortion Ban and You

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Hi Friends, I wanted to share my thoughts on the abortion ban coming out of Arizona. From attacks on Planned Parenthood and other resources for women's health, there hasn't actually been an instance quite like this. I was actually being educated by a friend of mine that when Roe V Wade became the law of the land it superseded a lot of this old laws but many of them were never actually repealed. Once Roe went away most of these laws, still on the books, were free to go back into effect.
We know this fight is not about women's health because the states with the harshest punishments and toughest abortion laws also have the weakest maternal support according to data. Not to mention the same politicians that want to restrict access also want to strip government aid from people who may need it due to having another mouth to feed.
States like Texas, Georgia, Tennessee, Alabama, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Ohio, South Dakota, Arkansas, South Carolina, and Mississippi, all have some of the highest child poverty rates with no sign of improving. Protests have popped up around the country in reaction to this State Supreme Court decision with more to be expected.
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Recorded at Cap City Comedy Club in Austin, TX

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@JoshJohnsonComedy 4 ай бұрын

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@politicalminds 4 ай бұрын

Favourite comedian these days. What's the music at the end Bro?

@ingood0867 4 ай бұрын

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@bluckyjones 4 ай бұрын

I swear I freakin love u Josh....the joy thru laughter u have brought back into my life is the therapy I didn't realize how bad I needed....I truly wish u continued success & blessings beyond measure...you are truly incredible....& fkn hilarious

@charliecundiff 4 ай бұрын

It's probably been long enough that you could to the Catfishing the KKK joke again

@Work2022- 4 ай бұрын

Awesome, thanks Josh for some extra good laughs! Also, you're my fav current events reporter that matters which we can actually LOL (and you're a comedian) because every 'almost mainstream media news is just so depressing. Thank you!

@dobwatches 4 ай бұрын

The man who created the 1864 law was married four times, one wife was 12, and one was 15, another 15. WOMEN------VOTE!

@asynchronicity 4 ай бұрын

Interesting information that should be put out there in ads IMMEDIATELY

@nannielson7790 4 ай бұрын

😮😮😮😮 Did not know that! So gross!

@marcelladillard3556 4 ай бұрын

WTF

@annt7384 4 ай бұрын

And absolutely do not have unprotected sex

@budnspud 4 ай бұрын

He kidnapped the 12 year old. Yeah, a keeper.

@emmabunch-benson4795 4 ай бұрын

Love that josh is embarrassed to ask a hotel person for plunger who’s probably asked all the time but isn’t embarrassed to tell an entire audience about all this shit-literally

@jaydinotjd 2 ай бұрын

Presumably one time it’s just straight embarrassing but the second time it’s also embarrassing but this time you’re getting paid lmao

@Unfortunately_Mickey 4 ай бұрын

Just so you know, any hotel service employee would much rather you just say "i need a plunger and scrubber, i dont want housekeeping to have to deal with it"

@Tonyhouse1168 4 ай бұрын

I liked your comment when I was still on the abortion part of his bit.. Too late to take it back now

@prachetasnayse9709 4 ай бұрын

Wut why do you know this?

@bukketkid2567 4 ай бұрын

😂 💯

@StaceyJayne-pe7ww 4 ай бұрын

FACTS. (and I'm a hotel housekeeper, so I KNOW!)

@snakesnoteyes 4 ай бұрын

To be fair if I wanted to have to plunge my own toilet, I’d stay at an Air B&B, but if I did ask for staff to plunge my toilet I’d tip like my life depended on it out of sheer embarrassment.

@RodeoDogLover 4 ай бұрын

“Everyone who wants the 1864 law should just have to live like it’s 1864.” Genius❤

@ABum-nc7sb 4 ай бұрын

Or just move to Arizona 😂

@kimberlyfrey8740 4 ай бұрын

Best response ive heard yet! I agree 100%!

@RodeoDogLover 4 ай бұрын

@@ABum-nc7sbI actually live in a Arizona! There are a lot of them here already! 😂

@kwullums 4 ай бұрын

you know why rich americans want to ban abortion right? They'll need something to sell to china when the land runs out.

@benry007 4 ай бұрын

I would personally live like its 1864 to save 1 million babies each year (thats just in the USA).

@cindysaroya1251 4 ай бұрын

"Looking like a fresh ghost" perfectly describes me in almost every photograph.

@BrynDonovanWriter 4 ай бұрын

Lucky you! I often look like a tired ghost 🤣

@kwullums 4 ай бұрын

@@BrynDonovanWriter yo ghost club!!! i think i smoke too much to be sporty ghost :/

@kmhkennedy 4 ай бұрын

🙋‍♀️ The flash makes my face so flat I look like a 2D ghost. So not that different from reality

@marylhere 4 ай бұрын

I almost choked on my frosted mini wheats…

@Kammsammich 4 ай бұрын

@@marylhereLMAO

@user-ss6zs1vy4w 4 ай бұрын

"Arizona wasn't even born yet" Josh's comedy is smooth genius

@misterdoctor9693 4 ай бұрын

I clogged a toilet in a hotel once. I just wanted them to give me a plunger, but they insisted on going up to the room to unclog it themselves. It was a nightmare. Thankfully he couldn't get it unclogged and as soon as he left the room to get more tools or call for help or whatever I ran in there and fixed it myself so that no one ever had to witness my horrible toilet crime.

@Bul-Bey 4 ай бұрын

😂

@JB-bm1to 4 ай бұрын

Horrible toilet crime is going to be my new band name.

@malik_alharb 3 ай бұрын

I work in management at a hotel, we would have given you a plunger to see if you could fix it yourself first 😂

@athenarocks7657 2 ай бұрын

I have too much social anxiety for that. I would probably go out and by a plunger and Drano if that happened to me. No one can know.

@misterdoctor9693 2 ай бұрын

@athenarocks7657 I would absolutely agree, but I was a teen with no cash at the time.

@chaseknight6450 4 ай бұрын

Josh is an amazing topical writer, I'm glad he's getting the recognition he deserves. Your jokes are so well crafted.

@ericisprobablyfullofshit7797 4 ай бұрын

One day without air conditioning in Arizona will change a lot of minds quick. 😅

@CanItAlready 4 ай бұрын

Also no cars, no phones or Internet, no trucks delivering anything, no TV of any kind, no movies, no indoor plumbing, no electricity, no gas stoves or grills... Somebody in Arizona's legislature needs to propose this.

@DreamFearless 4 ай бұрын

“Change a lot of minds” Meanwhile in AZ: _WTF is this nonsense?_

@williamcrowe2576 4 ай бұрын

🎶No phone, no lights, no motor cars. Not a single luxury. Like Robinson Caruso, it's primitive as can be.🎶

@Vbear-bn4wm 4 ай бұрын

You know the argument is going to be all lives are timeless 😑

@Dan_Jacob 4 ай бұрын

@@CanItAlready No plastics either, full stop. I'm not talking about some ban on plastic straws or plastic bags either. I mean you can't use plastic to prevent food from going bad, or buying any food from grocery stores that are in plastic. I doubt there's any restaurants that don't use any plastic in order to get food to you either. So I guess, become a farmer? You could try joining up with the Amish since they preach to live like it's the 1800s... but they use plastic too so make sure they know you don't allow anything that technologically advanced in your household!

@minareddy9895 4 ай бұрын

I’ve lived in Arizona all my life and now I’m going to abandon the bloody state. Taking away women’s bodily autonomy, putting them at risk for dying. Stupidity, it is regressing so much, it’s a step away from the handmaidens tale.

@Yurrsawwwft 4 ай бұрын

Ahh the bodily autonomy argument, how about this, let’s make abortion procedures illegal, not make it illegal for the woman to get one. There now you maintain bodily autonomy, while the actual abortion procedure itself becomes illegal. Everyone wins. And if you think that’s not right, do you support drug laws that take away an addicts bodily autonomy? 🤔

@fatmn 4 ай бұрын

Nah sir and/or madam, don't give up, your state and the less fortunate in it need you!

@Yurrsawwwft 4 ай бұрын

If they make the practice/procedure of abortion illegal, that doesn’t take away your bodily autonomy, it simply bans a medical practice, then you can be happy because no one’s telling you what to do (they just can’t help with aborting babies) and the innocent get a chance at life. Everyone wins

@CrAzYiNsAnEBaRbiE1987 4 ай бұрын

Arizona is one of the best states. Just worry about you and your body, why you worried about if someone has the right to murder a child, they could have avoided creating if they used the correct birth control?

@fatmn 4 ай бұрын

@@CrAzYiNsAnEBaRbiE1987 You're 37 years old. How do you not understand that there are other reasons to get an abortion like r*pe, inc*st and life threatening complications? I hope minareddy9895 stays in their state so your vote gets balanced.

@ltpvs 4 ай бұрын

Seeing a young person being so intelligent, funny, and introspective gives me hope for future generations. this kid is giving me "gen z george carlin" vibes and I love it

@vatatheoanonymous3705 4 ай бұрын

I'd say he's closer to Dave Chappelle personally.

@Pailzor 4 ай бұрын

I think Josh Johnson and Liz Miele are gonna be two of this generation's staples of New York comedy.

@savkyte2552 4 ай бұрын

I feel like he is a millenial....i feel like he is my age group..lol

@Muuuora 4 ай бұрын

@@savkyte2552 yeah he's born in 1990 he is a millenial

@aiemys 4 ай бұрын

Josh isn't gen z

@danielodunlami5483 4 ай бұрын

Josh is in a class of his own, clean jokes, insightful, funny and cerebral, each video from you is like getting a news update and a quick lesson all wrapped in quality stand up... that's how it should be done

@MeUrWishGranted 4 ай бұрын

I haven't seen a single (anti-abortion) person discuss what the plan is for all these babies who will likely have a tough life. I just think of the misery and drain on society this will inevitably cause and then the people who outlawed abortion will speak ill of these people they forced into the situation. 😢

@ShannonTheMojito 4 ай бұрын

Permanent servants. That's their plan, a permanent underclass of people who have to do anything to survive. They're getting rid of child labor laws too.

@H-mz4hy 4 ай бұрын

Haven't seen them talk about the medically necessary abortions. Not every baby implants in the uterus and not every baby grows lungs like they're supposed to.

@dezeraejames9698 4 ай бұрын

Their response is adoption.

@robertnu3428 4 ай бұрын

@@dezeraejames9698that or foster care which both has their fair amount of abuse

@sampchavez 4 ай бұрын

It's because that's an entirely different argument. You can have multiple beliefs at the same time. You can believe that abortion is wrong and also that children are treated badly in the foster system. This is like saying "I haven't seen a single person arguing for transgender treatment discuss the discrimination against transgenders in sports 😡" like it's related but it's not the same conversation. Pro-lifers (as they're officially called. You don't hear pro-lifers calling you "anti-life") care about children just as much as you do. If you show them a video of kids in foster care being abused, they'll have the same level of disgust as you do. They just don't like killing them in the womb. Y'know, the place where abortion takes place. That's why most of their arguments are just about what happens in the womb.

@kelleyoco 4 ай бұрын

I feel the photo part. I used to teach prek, and one year, there were 2 little girls who were besties in my class. One had almost translucent skin, white hair, and super light blue eyes. The other has deep brown eyes, almost black hair and rich dark skin. No matter how many pics I took of them, one or the other of them would almost completely disappear in each pic. I hope their parents got someone with a better camera than mine to take their picture together.

@SinHurr 2 ай бұрын

OH Pre-K. I kept trying to figure out what "prek" was. Big brain good feelies solving that one.

@ultimatexl302 4 ай бұрын

7:48 "Extra Nubian" I'm fucking DEAD 😂😂 Bro keep doing your thing, you really holding it down for us soft spoken brothers!!

@ImJustSayingBTW 4 ай бұрын

"soft spoken brothers" lol love it. ❤️

@maliksees 4 ай бұрын

“One bad taco” yoo😂 that’s Armageddon in 1864

@lornaginetteharrison7168 4 ай бұрын

I was having a routine eye check up a couple of years ago, and the doctor sneezed fully in my face. I felt the spray and everything! He didn’t even apologise. Next day my right eye was all inflamed and swollen shut. Got an infection. I guess that’s one way to drum up further trade.

@ImJustSayingBTW 4 ай бұрын

The doctor should have paid the bill.

@dudeivealreadydonethis5tim289 4 ай бұрын

Wow, i just learned something new today watching a comedy bit. I didn't know Arizona didnt become a state until 1912.

@dudeivealreadydonethis5tim289 4 ай бұрын

A fresh ghost took me out 😊

@poultryinmotion5721 28 күн бұрын

@dudeivealreadydonethis5tim289 It's because they thought Arizona was already a state.

@uhohspaghettios2391 4 ай бұрын

The bit about the camera explains so much. I really thought my Black friends were just 20x more attractive than I am. Turns out, they are *and* I can't do photos with flash 😂😂

@Plethorality 4 ай бұрын

Of course they are twenty times more attractive than us. That is the lowest limit.

@tinaprice4948 4 ай бұрын

Speaking of flash or no flash, when I first got my black goldendoodle she just looked like a puddle of black with eyes, it was so hard compared to my other dog to get her to show up in pictures till we made sure to have the flash on and lights in the room

@anndeecosita3586 4 ай бұрын

When I take photos with white friends using a flash, they complain I make them look washed out. 😂

@swanm3ta850 4 ай бұрын

I used to be against abortion until I realized that countless women use it as a form of birth control. Women are willingly getting abortions all for the sake of having a guy drop a lord inside of them. Reckless and not cool…

@BelindaShort 4 ай бұрын

@@anndeecosita3586 The flash should only be used when absolutely necessary

@1989TaylorsVersiom 4 ай бұрын

Arizona wasn't born yet 😂😅😂😅

@thisishiztorybaby 4 ай бұрын

That part

@lorrie2878 4 ай бұрын

I'm so P. O.'d I am going to be sitting in front of the library and rec center gathering signatures to change our Arizona constitution!

@katherinepatchett7975 4 ай бұрын

THE BEST PUNCH LINE 💀

@1989TaylorsVersiom 4 ай бұрын

@lorrie2878 get it! Do what y'all have to. Im sorry i know it sucks, FL loves to live 200 years ago too.

@GreenGoblin9 4 ай бұрын

He's a freaking genius haha I love his stand ups.

@travismccartney 4 ай бұрын

I had a need for a plunger in a hotel once. I went out and bought one instead of asking if they had one. I just left it in the bathroom trashcan when I checked out.

@mcv2178 3 ай бұрын

I like that

@Halloween111 4 ай бұрын

The film thing is true. Especially in earlier black and white photography, taking pictures of dark skin was a trial and error affair for photographers who had never dealt with melanin before.

@Margiesbaby714 4 ай бұрын

Our church took pictures for the church album. The nationally known photography company sent a much older gentleman & what looked like a Jr. trainee. myMother (RIH😢💔) wasn't psychic, but she knew things 🤔. The proofs came back in a couple of days & since we had a large congregation, she was able to set a reshoot. The next appointment was fully directed by myMother 😮😅😂😀 She pulled the "photographer" (a different team) around the corner & gave him the tools of information he would need to be successful in taking pictures with black people as subjects🤨🤨🤨

@chromicapop4595 4 ай бұрын

There’s a pre Covid photographer show I went to at the MFA that had all subjects in various poses including black subjects 🤔

@Just1Nora 2 ай бұрын

As a photographer, who loves shooting b&w film, it's actually not that hard. Meter properly, use your flash right (bounce flash, covers/diffusers, reflectors), and know your subject. Also, there are darkroom tricks (burning and dodging) and enlarger filters that can be used. Also, dark skin generally, imo, looks fantastic on b&w!

@curtisthomas2670 4 ай бұрын

Anti abortion legislation forces people who want abortions to not be able to get one, pro choice legislation allows people who want abortions to get them and also does not force people who are against abortions to get them, therefore pro choice legislation allows people who are both pro and anti abortion to act according to their beliefs and will

@xyrissavage4983 27 күн бұрын

ITS LITERALLY SO SIMPLE THAT IT EXHAUSTS ME. you articulated somthing i've never been able to succintly put into words. i dont understand what sort of logic other people could be following???

@lb_6248 27 күн бұрын

You’re being too logical I’m afraid. Obviously if you believe in something you must force utter trauma and possibly death onto other people who don’t have the exact same opinion as you🤷‍♀️

@wartgin 8 күн бұрын

@@lb_6248 A standard rebuttal in our family arguments was "you're trying to confuse the issue with facts, aren't you?"

@susanlivingston3075 Күн бұрын

There you go, making sense......

@Roxy-Mara 4 ай бұрын

Cameras were not made with melanin in mind 😂😂😂

@arnezj.bridges2768 4 ай бұрын

Turns out its the film. Kodak had to choose light skin, dark skin or a middle that didn't make any one look good. Fuji choose dark because a decent part of there population was south of equater. (Okinawa)

@Steve-xo5pq 4 ай бұрын

The problem is making laws based on what they "feel is right." Laws exist to protect people and to keep things fair so each individual can live life the way they want, as long is doesn't hurt anybody else. I feel like if your making laws based purely on on "I think x" and have no actual reason or logic behind it, that is a problem. It's fine if you are religious and you think abortions are wrong. If the time comes where you need to make a choice, nobody is taking that from you. You can choose to not have an abortion, not use brith control, etc. But please don't try and make that choice for others. Life is hard and we are all just doing our best. It's hard enough to worry about stuff that involves yourself, without others who don't need to be involved telling you how to go about things.

@Just1Nora 2 ай бұрын

Thank you. I hate when people use religion as a shield for controlling women. The Bible doesn't say jack about abortion! Plus, pro-abortion people almost never support programs to help mothers and children AFTER birth. They are pro-birth, but once that new human is there, you're on your own. That is so wild to me! Laws aren't supposed to be made on a powerful old white man's superiority complex. Bans don't stop abortions, they stop SAFE abortions. Don't like abortions? Don't have one! But also don't stop someone else from choosing to if they feel it's necessary. I have chronic health problems and take a number of medications, ones I cannot safely stop, that will harm a fetus or cause serious birth defects. Would those lawmakers want to pay for care and medical bills for a disabled child? No. Those same lawmakers push to reduce and eliminate programs to help struggling women and children, and poor people in general. It's meant to punish women and control them. It's not about protecting the fetuses at all. That's why really makes me upset.

@kimberlyfrey8740 4 ай бұрын

I had a dentist with terrible breath when i was a teenager. I was equally confused and disgusted.

@shiraz9986 4 ай бұрын

Maybe they had diabetes, it can cause horrible breath.

@BrittneysBlessed 4 ай бұрын

Meeting Josh and having a conversation is officially on my bucket list. Is that weird?

@spincreep5805 4 ай бұрын

Nah, it's not weird. He seems like a genuinely cool dude.

@dianna3157 4 ай бұрын

NOPE, mine too. 😂

@darriuswilliams6007 4 ай бұрын

Ionno I wouldn't have it on my bucket list u could go to LA or New York and meet any semifamous comedian u want

@snowwhite2524 4 ай бұрын

Not at all! My mother-in-law met him in Burlington a few months ago outside one of his shows. She said he went outside and said hello to everyone. 😊 She said he was a very nice person.

@shednalarue 4 ай бұрын

Solid request for a solid conversation.

@WHALEx3 4 ай бұрын

The fact that someone set a timer at a comedy show makes me imagine they put a casserole in the oven and forgot about it.

@Dr_kok 3 ай бұрын

Lol

@notcompletelynormal 3 ай бұрын

Realistically that was someone’s daily alarm telling them to take their birth control

@katyungodly 2 ай бұрын

Maybe that's their smoke alarm, iykwim

@RaggamuffinForever 4 ай бұрын

Every time this man posts, it feels like a gift. He’s like here, I made this for you 😊❤😂

@katyungodly 2 ай бұрын

He's so good, I'm glad I found him

@msjamesesq 4 ай бұрын

"You not gon charge my full insurance cuz now I got whatchu got." 😂😂😂

@BookNerd4Music 4 ай бұрын

"my room was broken into"... no Josh noooooo

@LindaC616 4 ай бұрын

Lol, he can only use that story once! 😅

@coffeeandtrance 4 ай бұрын

'arizona wasn't born yet' is something i ain't even think about

@JacobdelaRosa 2 ай бұрын

Josh Johnson is the guy you bump into at a party and suddenly lose track of time for 2 hours because the conversation is just that good.

@deniserodriguez4403 4 ай бұрын

Here to remind everyone to support their local abobo fund. Abortion funds are orgs that help people pay for and travel to abortion care.

@10XSeiga 4 ай бұрын

that baby could changed peoples lives. give them the love they deserve.

@JB-bm1to 4 ай бұрын

Thanks for the reminder, going to go donate now!

@rukeyser 4 ай бұрын

Thank you!

@hannerz777 4 ай бұрын

Thanks! On it 🤗

@Ellie-vb9vm 2 ай бұрын

@@10XSeigathey also could be the next adolf.

@ellianndesigns 4 ай бұрын

The last trip my parents went on, my mom went directly to the bathroom.. peed on the floor as she was pulling down her pants then had explosive diarrhea on the floor, seat and then clogged the toilet. My dad was SO embarrassed to say "hi... I know we've been here literally 6 minutes... but I need a plunger and some cleaning supplies" they insisted on cleaning it and switched their rooms. Those poor maids!

@fizzles5 4 ай бұрын

issue got you so heated you posted on a Wednesday. as a lighthearted aside, youtube insisted I was spelling wednesday incorrectly every time and sent me into a tailspin in which knowledge I thought I had was proven false...turns out it just wanted me to capitalize the W. did not make me feel less stupid lmao

@LindaC616 4 ай бұрын

😅

@roryasrorri701 4 ай бұрын

"A fresh ghost!" 😂😂😂

@nathanhodges411 4 ай бұрын

Honestly at this point this man is my main news source

@dianeatpeace337 4 ай бұрын

In 1864, the main treatment for a variety of ailments was "fresh leeches" as a cure for many ailments

@wartgin 8 күн бұрын

@@dianeatpeace337 To be fair, leeches are actually a legitimate treatment in modern medicine but for a much more restricted list of conditions than originally applied.

@AVV369 4 ай бұрын

"This is half off now" I paused after that to allow the laughter to reverberate throughout my body for a solid minute. I imagined Josh really said that. It's something I'd say shamelessly! 😂 And about that plunger story, I can't decide whether he made up that story for us or that's the filthiest fake break-in story he could have told the hotel staff! The staff was like "Dude, WTF you coulda simply asked for a plunger. Everyone fuckz shit up" 🤣

@dabdub7605 4 ай бұрын

I actually want to see Josh on every panel in existence

@TragoudistrosMPH 4 ай бұрын

Abortion laws should be simple: If you don't want one, don't have one. Why are you deciding for someone else?

@leroyhernandez1856 3 ай бұрын

Watch what you do with my semen. I've been carrying around that little soon to be a person for 18 years! And you just want to abort it. You've only carried it around for 9 months and you get too decide.🤦

@TragoudistrosMPH 3 ай бұрын

@@leroyhernandez1856 ? Sarcasm? (Sperm has less than a week life cycle, btw.)

@debbiec2419 3 ай бұрын

Then put that seman into a cute little condom & take it home with you so you can protect it!

@skeletonbuyingpealts7134 3 ай бұрын

@@leroyhernandez1856username checks out

@soldiaz7261 2 ай бұрын

⁠⁠@@leroyhernandez1856semen regenerates daily. eggs are the ones that you carry your whole life. (edit: i get that this might be a joke but literally who knows anymore)

@MrEazyE357 4 ай бұрын

Josh is on another level when it comes to writing new material. It's absolutely unbelievable! Love what you're Josh!

@michellewilmore7536 4 ай бұрын

I love that sometimes he cracks himself up! He is my new favorite, just love him.😂😂

@ThatRedhedd 2 ай бұрын

People who are anti-choice don't "think that thought all the way through"...they just believe every fetus MUST be born, and don't consider all of the unintended consequences/ramifications that will accompany said fetuses in the future. I mean, critical thinking, wisdom, and forethought should play a key role in the decision to make a whole-azz person & release them into society, right?!

@dinguloid 4 ай бұрын

Uploading on back to back nights? Hell yeah.

@seanyjizz 4 ай бұрын

Back to back bangers my man really gave us a Comedy Central special in 2 days 👏👏 Josh Johnson is top 5 out right now he’s absolutely killing it

@Resh1477 4 ай бұрын

Omg, that, "...and when you do, enjoy that last flush," line had my rolling 😂

@ellenlockhart4494 4 ай бұрын

1864 - No Semi-automatics!

@kimberlyfrey8740 4 ай бұрын

The algorithm is working. You are the first on my feed! ❤

@keetasingletary 4 ай бұрын

Learned about this and OJ at the same damn time! Brain hurts trying to form the conspiracy.

@airplanes_aren.t_real 4 ай бұрын

Oj was the last bastion of women's autonomy in Arizona?

@JenSell1626 4 ай бұрын

He was old and a mess, the conspiracy is how he lived so well for so long

@beesafesweetheart8738 4 ай бұрын

Look up the theories about his first son Jason being the murderer. Makes sense.

@angel_x7655 4 ай бұрын

Give this man the host job on The Daily Show!!

@BrynDonovanWriter 4 ай бұрын

I think this all the time!

@danielodunlami5483 4 ай бұрын

second that!

@marybraxton114 4 ай бұрын

He wrote for them at one time

@katyungodly 2 ай бұрын

That would be wasted talent haha

@GhostCrowBrother 4 ай бұрын

I'm a white dude and I can't drink my Coke while watching you 😂😂 Not unless I want a fizzy sinuses enema 😂😂

@Dzokhar 4 ай бұрын

Alright Michigan/Detroit can we throw this man some recommendations or pay for a hotel stay? The Weston? The Casino?

@rickconroy3427 4 ай бұрын

Dude, you're hilarious 😂. I just came across a short video of you only a few months ago, so I've been watching everything you post ever since. Keep it up, because I truly believe you'll get your own HBO or Netflix special in the near future. Wish you all the success in the world. You seem like a laid back dude like myself. Congrats on your success to this point.

@JoshJohnsonComedy 4 ай бұрын

I have a special on peacock if you want to watch it

@dienglish7777 2 ай бұрын

❤❤❤

@nulnoh219 4 ай бұрын

The men who brought this back didn't think this thru... Child support is still in effect.

@evanrutledge-sz4yo 4 ай бұрын

It’s grasping at straws. They’re just finding whatever footing they can to justify banning abortion completely. It’s like, what’s next, are we going to endorse slavery because of the old Jim Crow laws? We as Americans should not be held hostage by hateful ego zealots from two centuries ago; this is a Democracy, give the people the right to vote.

@hadassahm3016 4 ай бұрын

Cameras were invented for white people and for light skin. The push to have brown and black tones represented more fairly came from... Chocolate advertisements. Capitalism accidentally kinda helped a bit for once

@Plethorality 4 ай бұрын

Digital cameras are also only for cool colouring. It drains all the warmth out of my skin. I hate digital photography. It is also very inconsistent inaccurate with dark skins. Unflattering to anyone except cool pale colourings . Even technology is biased!!!!

@rainbowdemon5033 4 ай бұрын

oh I thought it was furniture companies lol

@tamiausten873 4 ай бұрын

There's a trend right now in Nigeria. People post old pictures of when they were broke and black 🤦🏾‍♀️ and when they got rich they became lighter. What I noticed is some people didn't look better because of money, the camera quality was different. Old phones took bad pictures and for us Africans, we weren't even considered because light skinned and dark skinned blacks all looked ⬛ black, like much darker than they were because lighting was shit

@airplanes_aren.t_real 4 ай бұрын

Willy wonka ass logic

@Princess__Buttercup 4 ай бұрын

Capitalism brought you the life you have to bitch about it online on your smartphone.

@jannetteberends8730 4 ай бұрын

Being Dutch, my first reaction was: NO CAR! The law would be gone in 5 minutes

@TheSuspira 4 ай бұрын

So good to hear comedy that's actually funny and not just cringey.

@JLF201 4 ай бұрын

So glad I am not the only one who waaaay overthinks what should be minor situations.

@AnnaLuna 4 ай бұрын

I'm surprised you didn't mention that the Arizona supreme court members were on the floor in a circle speaking in tongues. What on Earth was that?!?

@videt7459 4 ай бұрын

They are complete lunatics. Arizona is officially a theocracy.

@sallysson 4 ай бұрын

I enjoy his train of thought as he shapes his comedy.

@cassievining340 4 ай бұрын

When I was a kid in the 80’s, before digital cameras and the ability to see the photo right away and retake or make adjustments, my family went camping with a black couple from church we were friends with. Almost ALL of pictures of them were of solid black faces with white teeth.😂 looked like old school racist art. My dad had a good camera, but he adjusted the F stop and aperture for the landscape and sun, and I guess he either didn’t think about or know how to adjust for their skin tone. The only time they were leveled out and fully visible were when we were in the shade of tree canopies. That was a fun trip, though. Hopefully they had good photos. Maybe we look like ghosts in their pics. 😂

@Amy-lf5kn 4 ай бұрын

Laughed out loud!!!! Love your podcast too. Just subscribed to Logan’s channel today. Thank you for the work you are doing and for the quality comedic storytelling.

@weaksause6878 4 ай бұрын

So did I. Im watching with headphones. My dad was giving me funny looks. 😂

@kconway2263 4 ай бұрын

Thanks for the info about the podcast. I’m gonna check it out.

@sitana84 4 ай бұрын

I went into SHOCK when he said the doctor coughed in his mouth!!

@krisna2943 4 ай бұрын

From the hotel side... Guests really do be saying sh*t like "my toilet's broken idk what happened" or "I only went number one, there's some thing wrong with your toilets" or "the water won't go down". Like sirs and madams. Y'all got me out here thinking something's going on with the toilet and it's really broken. Just ask for a plunger.

@annettecarter9393 23 күн бұрын

😅😅😅

@uberguby8513 4 ай бұрын

I'm told that commenting is a good way to support the artist, and I think Josh Johnson is a very promising comedian, I think he's got what it takes to be one of the greats. I want to watch him tell jokes for decades, so I'm leaving a comment, to support the artist.

@1989TaylorsVersiom 4 ай бұрын

Live like its 1864😂😅😂😅😂 im dead😂😂😂😂

@mom.left.me.at.michaels9951 4 ай бұрын

Seriously give em Arizona 😂

@MelenaSoleil 4 ай бұрын

You're dead 😂😂 I see what you did there 😏

@ericfisher4736 4 ай бұрын

It works well as a joke, but I hope no one actually uses that as an argument. You wouldn't tell someone they have to live like it's 1791 just because they like the bill of rights.

@lemur22715 4 ай бұрын

No TV?!? 😭😭😭😂😂😂

@BDOT310 4 ай бұрын

Just got off work and I get to decompress to this. Thank you JJ! ❤

@howardjessica7704 4 ай бұрын

1864 science getting its due in 2024. The Idiocracy continues to grow.

@storiesfromtheabyss9808 2 ай бұрын

"You might get taken out by a bad taco" Me after watching the Weinstein video where he talks about almost dying to an alley taco in Austin, TX: "Man, he's really going through it right now."

@shawnvaughn91 4 ай бұрын

Next time you're in Detroit, make sure you have a passport on you because you could get a better hotel in canada unless you're willing to pay for the casino hotels.

@LindaC616 4 ай бұрын

Yep, Windsor is just a short tunnel away... But Joshy doesn't drive ..

@blackhoney121 4 ай бұрын

Omg that flash joke is so niche and such a specific experience yet I know EXACTLY what he’s talking bout 😂😂😂 dam that’s a good joke

@draknor7730 4 ай бұрын

The abortion ban back in 1864 may of been more about how dangerous the procedure was then.

@THICCTHICCTHICC 4 ай бұрын

Yeah.... It wasn't

@draknor7730 4 ай бұрын

@THICCTHICCTHICC You sure? I think some may of voted because of that, seeing Arizona wasn't even close to a state at the time. Probably wasn't even a Dr. doing it half the time in the middle of a dessert.

@dinahmyte3749 4 ай бұрын

We've had "safe" abortions since the Romans. A couple of herbs and then bed rest after passing the remains. Continuing pregnancy to labor killed more women than induced abortions did

@HereWeAre__01 4 ай бұрын

they also banned black people from drinking in water fountains, attending school, swimming in pools, living in white neighborhoods, voting and the list goes on. should we bring those laws back too?? so tired of these MEN trying to rule this damn country and ruin everyones lives.

@sharkhenry8010 2 ай бұрын

Every man doesn’t think that way, please don’t lump us all in with these entirely stupid as hell dinosaurs who think they out here big stepping.

@jessb465 4 ай бұрын

This kid is so smart. You really don’t expect such a young person to be so introspective and self aware. It differentiates him from other similar aged newer comics, because all audiences can relate vs just us Millennials or Gen Z’ers. I really want to see him around for decades. His humor gives a hope and freshness to an industry that got well known by layman’s in the 80s-90s, but kinda dropped off for a minute.

@maki9396 4 ай бұрын

I love that I can laugh and sometimes cry at current events from your sets

@firetoy 4 ай бұрын

I did photography for a bit and this is true about the cameras. Most older camera sensors weren't made with black people skin in mind. I found Nikon cameras did better with black skin so I went with their kit instead of Canon. Now all sensor is are pretty good (pixel phones seem to handle the best now, but iPhones aren't horrible).

@laurenwordwatterson5496 4 ай бұрын

I never comment on videos. But Josh, you are so funny I almost died. Like seriously, I was drinking a nasty kombucha for gut reasons and you made me laugh so hard so unexpectedly, that I inhaled kombucha. I briefly lost the ability to breathe. I coughed fluid out of my lungs for what felt like a year. During that time my life passed before my eyes. Still a huge fan, but Im gonna be more mindful about drinking while watching your bits. 🎉😂 ten out of ten stars for near death experience inducing comedy.

@Olcool 4 ай бұрын

This is my next Dave Chapelle, his comedy is so informative, so educational and so intertaining all in one package. Very relavant jokes.

@elfari100 4 ай бұрын

A perfect bit on the devolution of society. As usual, I really appreciate your unique story-teller style of comedy!

@williamcrowe2576 4 ай бұрын

If Arizona wants to go Amish with its laws, they may as well go Amish with everything else. Then they'd really know what life was like in the 1800s.

@dustingreen9075 4 ай бұрын

Josh reminded me of when I got off a 14-hour flight to NYC, and after finally getting to my hotel I had to GO (It had been almost a day at that point). Proceeded to clog the toilet. Had to make the call of shame and have a maintenance guy come up and unclog the toilet. I gave him an $80 tip...

@twhimsy 4 ай бұрын

I don't mind the flash.. as a vampire I don't show up anyway so the sudden glow just lets people know why there's a vague empty space next to you.... lol You legit had me rolling with that part.

@andmyAlex 4 ай бұрын

You have such a careful style of comedy and I can tell you care a lot about the audience. I love the way you propagate silence and then fuck it up with a great laugh. 🙌🙌🙌

@wintertrooper7918 4 ай бұрын

Regardless of your stance on abortion if you have to dig up an obscure law from nearly 150 years ago, you are really reaching at that point

@DMurphyNM 2 ай бұрын

I, as a woman, support abortion rights not only because I believe in autonomy. I also fear for women’s lives, risk of being penalized, and single-parent/heads of household (mostly women) being faced with the the choice of legal consequences from abortion, or having the responsibility for another person for 18 years and on.

@twalrus1 4 ай бұрын

Women, are you angry enough to vote out all republicans? Or will you continue to vote republican and be treated like second class citizens?

@Shesobold 4 ай бұрын

Not being allowed to kill your baby makes women second class? Lmao

@dinahmyte3749 4 ай бұрын

Most women DO vote Democrat... don't lump us in with the self hating whites.

@OmegaOutoto 4 ай бұрын

I'm always looking like a fresh ghost in photos.

@simmiedavissimmiesings8185 4 ай бұрын

Josh be having too many GI problems. Imma call him GI Josh . 😂😂😂😂❤

@LadysavagexXxX 4 ай бұрын

I don’t know , I just think if men really knew what it was like if men really had to go through what women went through abortions would be tax deductible. It would be fucked up if Viagra was covered by insurance, but abortion aren’t

@jirachiteaminstinct4310 4 ай бұрын

Viagra is covered by insurance…

@Biboche23 4 ай бұрын

How do we have most grown old men making decisions and laws about what we choose to do with our bodies in 2024 still? As if we’re not allowed to age without constant judgement about our bodies, intellect or social/ relationship status. Thanks for making us laugh about this Josh. Definitely have my wonderful white friends who know to use the flash and make me look good. A couple of them had to learn though😂😂

@NeekieBonakdar 4 ай бұрын

Yo this is one of ur best sets !! I cackled throughout, the end was especially strong

@butterflybound1182 4 ай бұрын

So excited for the Denver show!!!!!

@JoshJohnsonComedy 3 ай бұрын

Denver is selling quick here’s the ticket link www.comedyworks.com/comedians/josh-johnson

@alo2285 4 ай бұрын

Idk me personally a someone has their room broken into, nothing stole but theirs a plumbing issue....and you willing to take care of it. YOU DID IT 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@kimlouise-rf5rr 3 ай бұрын

This level of comedy needs to be protected and recognized!!!!!! Well done Josh, however long the grind is, just keep on going. I see great venues in your future.

@asynchronicity 4 ай бұрын

Make America 1864 Again?? HELL NO!!!!🇺🇸💪

@EvanMoon 4 ай бұрын

My nephew is very dark. Mom, dad and me are very pale . We work hard to make sure he shows up in the pictures even if we look like ghosts

@kevinthrasher7908 4 ай бұрын

Time for a sequel to " Raising Arizona "

@RachelKadushin 4 ай бұрын

Josh, it sounds like a really bad hotel room -- but the "food poisoning" could it be the Michigan water issues? Maybe they already had survival of the fittest on their water supply/water treatment issues? Anyhow, hope "everything cleared up" sooner than later. Oh, and glad you were finally able to ask for a plunger!