Arma 3: The Speed Bomb Hooligans

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5 жыл бұрын

Wanna see my new motor mate?
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@crzypyromaniac6406 5 жыл бұрын

"He's very Scottish Not very British He loves suicide bombing Not to forget man slaughtering He's a terrorist Not a feminist The crazy Scottish man. With the gay card in hand Makes me laugh every time. He takes the piss His name is Chris. DominantChris." Now go fuck someone else up you bastard.

@whengamersrise4846 5 жыл бұрын

Gold comment

@daehkcidemos 5 жыл бұрын

Pandemic Gaming zz

@RebelFNOS 5 жыл бұрын

The driver at 13:43 looked at ya as you said you planted a bomb on their hunter in realizing why you stayed

@MWIXP 5 жыл бұрын

Chris with a big iron on his hip

@Zaonce 5 жыл бұрын

"Are you the bargate bastard?" "Maybe"

@rozonus 5 жыл бұрын

The legend lives on!

@nopenope3057 5 жыл бұрын

“Yeah so I kinda puta bomb on i- (sudden explosion from car bomb).”

@florpyjohnson9531 4 жыл бұрын

Famous last words

@Xero8644 5 жыл бұрын

i love server where they let you talk your way out of a 40k bounty

@DominantChris94 5 жыл бұрын

I'm a persuasion main

@owo1744 5 жыл бұрын

@@DominantChris94 Charisma 100

@tyler89557 5 жыл бұрын

He rolled a natural d20 on persuasion.

@kulemada 5 жыл бұрын

yeah but it is stupid that the cops can just know that you have a bounty without even asking your name.

@alistarcyprian5690 5 жыл бұрын

except i used to play on this server and while you technically can, the cops tend to be trash at rp, it tends the higher ranking officers that are better with rp.(coming from someone who is whitelisted for cop) and before someone says something no im not blacklisted or banned, ive never been banned on the server i just personally think the asylum servers are super toxic and while its a low rp server the "RP" is like super low and half assed, (as you could see from the cop at 1:10) you get better rp out of the criminals

@Xedilian 5 жыл бұрын

" Are you the Bargate Barstard " ohhh mannn i'll never forget that part.

@mkatze2552 5 жыл бұрын

"why don't you have night vision?" "I don't need it, I eat my carrots ya know?"

@commandpower1172 5 жыл бұрын

Oh, I dropped my gay card, I’ll go get that

@CollectWithRyan 5 жыл бұрын

Shit, can you look for mine too

@jacobgilleland6152 5 жыл бұрын

i mean i couldn’t just leave it there...

@hillbillyhypotheis 5 жыл бұрын

6:45 I thought he said “I yeet my carrots”

@Sumowning 5 жыл бұрын

3:40 "Speech increased to 100"

@damnlemons5331 5 жыл бұрын

"what empire invaded america?" "the aliens" that part got me good

@ThatGuy-uw3yf 5 жыл бұрын

“Oh yea, I put a bomb on it.” *explodes*😂

@jmoney2231 5 жыл бұрын

"Are you Scottish" "Yes" "Are you from Scotland?" 4HEAD

@Seagull780 4 жыл бұрын

"What empire invaded america"

@XarathDominion 4 жыл бұрын

@@Seagull780 none, they "legitimately colonized it" yeah, now let's tell that to the corpses of the thousands of natives they massacred.

@Seagull780 4 жыл бұрын

@@XarathDominion Fair enough but I doubt that was the event they were referring to, especially since the brits weren't solely responsible for that, the Spanish started it and a bunch of other European powers also took part. He probably meant the American Revolution, which wasn't an invasion.

@XarathDominion 4 жыл бұрын

@@Seagull780 did i specify ONE SPECIFIC STATE, nah, i said "none, "THEY legitimately colonized it"" Also, who cares about the american revolutions, they _should_ have been talking about the *_fuckening_* of the American continents because it's an actual major event.

@Seagull780 4 жыл бұрын

@@XarathDominion They should have but they weren't all that smart

@bubbashrimp9005 5 жыл бұрын

These are deffinetly your best type of videos

@Kelvostrass 5 жыл бұрын

I wanna join the Scottish Empire

@aoibhinnomahony7712 5 жыл бұрын

Gaelic empire would be better

@thech33f39 5 жыл бұрын

every time i play axis in hoi4 i make sure caledonia exists again.

@nickrollstuhlfahrerson8659 5 жыл бұрын

The Ch33f CALEDONIA FAREVER

@chernobylite8468 5 жыл бұрын

You would be a great car salesman! The sales would be simply explosive!

@sethadkins546 5 жыл бұрын

my snake is solid Listen here you little shit

@chernobylite8468 5 жыл бұрын

@@sethadkins546 yes you got my full attention

@dualaxis1576 5 жыл бұрын

Top 10 anime betrayals 13:40

@RamoNLGR 5 жыл бұрын

You honestly deserve way more credit for your work, this video is a work of "troll-art". I wish you'd upload more!

@kal2600 5 жыл бұрын

"alien of course " LMAO Dominant Chris 😂

@hih2023 3 жыл бұрын

In this world hit and run charge: "he ran in front of me. Yeah understanable people do that all the time"

@MrHalonoob1 5 жыл бұрын

Personally thought after you got the nice hot pink parole ankle bracelet you going to walkin and ask if they took your range finders. XD

@warlordghandi3590 5 жыл бұрын

"So i kinda put a bomb on i-" -DominantChris 2018

@simonberg9495 5 жыл бұрын

I cant belive you got away with everything exept the manslaughter

@Forbes9143 5 жыл бұрын

"are you british" "no im scottish" YAAASSS my scottish brother we are scottish they will learn, we are, not british

@saints360row 5 жыл бұрын

Matrox, TECHNICALLY, while Northern Ireland, Scotland, England and Wales are the UK, if you exclude Northern Ireland all three on the one island become Great Britain. ;) Though, I'd still join the Scottish Empire.

@jackscurfield7630 5 жыл бұрын

Are you a flid

@zaklewis3930 5 жыл бұрын

the nicest madman of all time. *Talking about how he was killing people, Guy walks in* "Oh hello there"

@casino_bandit1490 5 жыл бұрын

Your videos always make me happy. Just wish you were able to upload more often.

@Thomas-ow5to 5 жыл бұрын

you gonna run in tae Dundee with a prit stick vest and threaten to glue some police officers door shut

@snackedpack 5 жыл бұрын

"I kinda rewired the car wrong and it blew up" "Ah, that happens sometimes"

@PeanutPunisher32 5 жыл бұрын

As soon as I saw the notification for the video I knew I was in for a good laugh tonight!

@owo1744 5 жыл бұрын

I see Chris on notifications, I click. No questions asked, aight? Also, you were still on parole correct? How'd the cops respond to the last boom?

@DominantChris94 5 жыл бұрын

I got let off with it cause the cop knew who I was 😂

@rocketman_022 5 жыл бұрын

smells like corruption

@acewolfgang276 5 жыл бұрын

@@rocketman_022 smells like the cop didn't want to die that day

@KingOfTheDelaware 5 жыл бұрын

44 Counts Of Man Slaughter And gets parole lmao

@noble6791 5 жыл бұрын

Man, I love this channel. Keep making more this funny content.

@simmerocky2393 5 жыл бұрын

>Commits Terrorism >Has to pay $13 fine

@callo2608 5 жыл бұрын

Wow, mechanic job surely looks like a blast.

@avensurha 5 жыл бұрын

First video i saw when i woke up! Made me quite happy!

@dailybugle2147 5 жыл бұрын

That last part made me laugh so hard I got lightheaded. You've earned a sub xD

@mastab.3277 5 жыл бұрын

Ayyyeee I made it into a video.

@david.d8137 5 жыл бұрын

I just can´t get enough of these trolling videos

@BobRoss-kt4yu 5 жыл бұрын

Holy shit how do you not have millions of subscribers? You made my day 10/10 lad, keep up this good ol humor

@mr.techaky7655 3 жыл бұрын

6:06 Damn that dude was a legend...

@jakchap2586 5 жыл бұрын

Speech [100]

@DecsSpareTime 5 жыл бұрын

Earned yourself a sub! You're funny as hell, your channel is gonna grow and blow up soon i can tell!

@Daneeeeeh 5 жыл бұрын

I lost it at "are you the bargate bastard" and I woke up my dad lol

@yammie_r6 5 жыл бұрын

Oh lmao dude I was with the guys that were taking the hunter back and I said there's people in the hunter and they're like nah nah it's fine then boom

@nathangood515 5 жыл бұрын

shhhh panda ik I was stupid but shhhh

@apdshadow1203 5 жыл бұрын

man this one was amazing we need more like it

@richardfierro2699 5 жыл бұрын

Been waiting forever for these

@Death900600 5 жыл бұрын

“Put your hands up or die” the child’s KOS excuse.

@Mustacheoro 5 жыл бұрын

>I'm Scottish >"Are you from Scotland?"

@cmdrbraus4176 5 жыл бұрын

As always, the greatest videos ever.

@CollectWithRyan 5 жыл бұрын

Thats what you get for driving a honda

@survivinggamer2598 5 жыл бұрын

I often find myself talking me out of these situations as well! I had a skill that allowed me to silently picklock cars without the alarm going off and I saw 2 people selling their stuff. "I told you this was a very good money maker" as I was halfway done. I drove off and eventually the police found me driving off with the truck. After trying to ram the police and making them crash a few times they caught up to me, but all I had to say was that I thought they were impersonators and that I had an identical truck that I thought was mine. They let me off hahah :D I was laughing my ass off!

@acciaiomorti 5 жыл бұрын

mate that police man was coming on to you. "so you're looking for a job then?" was expecting him to say "i've got a job for you, but it blows"

@grantkarren3472 5 жыл бұрын

Boi I'm subbing rn. How have I never seen this guy.

@OGdrodro 5 жыл бұрын

Just found your KZfaq and I'm loveing these videos

@seasalt1164 5 жыл бұрын

that beep at 1:12 is loud as hell for headphone users, might wanna work on that in the future.

@DominantChris94 5 жыл бұрын

It's actually a feature

@detectivebones671 5 жыл бұрын

Every new video you release is worth the wait

@elibedicovic7774 5 жыл бұрын

The police dude was such a chill guy

@amiibofighters3 5 жыл бұрын

Just found you in my recommendations by far your funnier than others lol

@beepybooper4181 5 жыл бұрын

fair enough man, it's so hard to get a gay card replacement these days.

@offensivepepe231 5 жыл бұрын

“Are you the bar gate bastard” wow you’re a big time criminal now aren’t you

@DominantChris94 5 жыл бұрын

Call me the scourge of kavala

@starsilverinfinity 5 жыл бұрын

I don't knew why I was recommended this, but I don't regret watching it lol

@christopherherrington8387 5 жыл бұрын

Great use of the Driver Theme ;) yes im old enough to recognize it ;)

@ExpertTyrant 5 жыл бұрын

Last thing you hear before you die *"Alright mate So i kinda put a bomb on it"*

@fozzie1238 5 жыл бұрын

10:34 😂 “I’ll catch yall later” he says with a cheeky laugh 😂💣

@csmemerclaus3800 3 жыл бұрын

That cop that arrested you was so nice and reasonable

@corbinzortman4515 5 жыл бұрын

In the interrogation he should have earraped”CONTENT”

@FireStarLP 5 жыл бұрын

'Ill be honest in that one' THAT ONE hahahaha I could not stop laughing at that point

@thesupertendent8973 5 жыл бұрын

This is a good idea

@theobserver4940 4 жыл бұрын

No one noticed the Driver soundtrack... i absolutly Love it thats epic and reminds me back when the World wasn't a fucked up Place....

@DominantChris94 4 жыл бұрын

Screaming at the TV what the hell is a "slalom"

@DarienDragonFox 5 жыл бұрын

I love the dude that knew whom u were its hilarious.

@breegan9527 5 жыл бұрын

I remember back in arma 2 takistan life I’d start a “bus line” get about 20 people in the bus, turn it into a party bus, and then put a speed bomb set for 0kmh in the bus and hold everyone hostage on the bus. I wouldn’t get any money out of it but it’s hilarious to watch the police shoot out my tires or myself and then see a massive feed in global chat of X was killed followed by FUCK written 30+ times.

@nicholassternon5857 4 жыл бұрын

Brian The Teutonic I used to start a gang called takistani transit system and we would offer free bus rides and once we had enough people we’d drive to the middle of the desert zip em and leave them there

@isaacwestling1141 5 жыл бұрын

It's videos like this that make me want to get back into ARMA

@sharkcolla7272 5 жыл бұрын

*Starts driving* *Long silence* *Chris looks over* *Short silence* "So I kinda put a bomb on it" *BOOM*

@program4215 5 жыл бұрын

"So I kinda put a bomb in it" *GUY LOOKS AT HIM RIGHT BEFORE IT EXPLODES* 13:40

@lucaswallace7476 5 жыл бұрын

Two always there are.... a master, and an apprintince

@alpakasohn2334 5 жыл бұрын

thank you for helping me survive this hellmonth

@exitspree 5 жыл бұрын

That Driver music from about the 5:00 minute mark made me so nostalgic!

@theaverageoracle9287 5 жыл бұрын

Sweet Jesus Chris..... you need to make videos like this everyday... your videos are fucking gold!

@sebplayzgamez 5 жыл бұрын

Its know from this Day forward dominantchris is know as the best person to talk People Out of an 40k bounty and get it removed for 13bucks

@normanatalus13 5 жыл бұрын

"So I kinda put a bomb on it" *EXPLOOOOOOOSION*!

@1EthanCC 4 жыл бұрын

Did I just watch someone argue a car bombing down to a $13 ticket?

@namviper1937 5 жыл бұрын

13:40 "i kinda put a bomb on it" BOOM

@jdog2230 5 жыл бұрын

What a plot twist at the end

@ShadowFlash-ke1yn 5 жыл бұрын

"Alright mate, so I kinda put a bomb on it" **EXPLODES** I died laughing.

@sweetestsorgasms504 5 жыл бұрын

But what about the Droid attack on the wookies

@nikkity5491 5 жыл бұрын

*It is a system we cannot afford to lose*

@MTFOphantom 5 жыл бұрын

You're 100%, through and through, beyond any reasonable doubt, an asshole. And I love every bit of it. Thanks for the great entertainment man.

@superandreanintendo 5 жыл бұрын

11:00 the heart was like "SCOOOOTLAAAAAAND!! DIE BASTARD!!!"

@GameOver._. 5 жыл бұрын

Put a scottish heart on this comment to support the scottish empire

@harrygreen1699 5 жыл бұрын

You fkn legend haha keep up the great work

@williamgroesbeck3964 5 жыл бұрын

THE ENDING WAS SO FUNNY

@joshbonato9576 3 жыл бұрын

It gets funnier every time I watch it

@Shadowcify 5 жыл бұрын

Love your videos!

@xiiBuzzinx 5 жыл бұрын

"When the vtec kicks in"

@somadrummond6256 3 жыл бұрын

I wanna see the cop's reaction to him explaining that explosion

@somadrummond6256 3 жыл бұрын

I mean the final explosion. " Someone tried to rob me, I stole their truck while blacked out and drove off. Felt bad so I gave it back with a present, a bomb "