What’s Inside a B-2 Bomber?

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8 ай бұрын

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@armedstories 8 ай бұрын

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@Swiss_camel 8 ай бұрын

Can you please make a video about the C-RAM please 🙏🙏😢😢

@moncarlomillor3293 8 ай бұрын

does have smoking area? They have toilet but is better when pooping while smoke cigarettes

@brokeandtired 8 ай бұрын

OFC its a single bed, so they can pretend to be in the Navy.

@szemszed 8 ай бұрын

Can u tell me what the song u are using is called?

@karimuddinshaikh9434 8 ай бұрын

American propoganda 😂

@PeaDot66 8 ай бұрын

That’s one stealthy shit

@Yourlocal_A-10 8 ай бұрын

Frrrr

@Yourlocal_A-10 8 ай бұрын

Imagine tacobell and chipotle

@smgc2788 8 ай бұрын

@@Yourlocal_A-10that's one long shit bomb

@lastofchristianbyzantineem4935 8 ай бұрын

@@Yourlocal_A-10we dont talk about that

@imexampleofbroke5999 8 ай бұрын

oh hell naw

@LunarLmao 7 ай бұрын

"a place to drop your own bombs is the best thing a man can ask for" Had me dying 😂😂

@Mr_kelly17 7 ай бұрын

Same😂😂😂😂

@HeavenlyDemonicEmperor 7 ай бұрын

Same 🤣🤣

@Rundumsfliegen 7 ай бұрын

Guess where i saw this Video... 😅

@KadaCombs 7 ай бұрын

SAME hahahahaha

@teamscorpiex9442 7 ай бұрын

Sorry ruined you 666 likes to 667 likes

@therer15letters33 6 ай бұрын

Me: takes a 💩 in a b2 The enemy: heat signatures detected

@OPGaming-hp8eg 6 ай бұрын

Underrated ., 💀

@johnnyramirez3717 6 ай бұрын

ate taco bell before

@karenhill3970 5 ай бұрын

Very crude comment

@user-bx9ri2qv3y 5 ай бұрын

@@karenhill3970who asked Karen

@sonicdoesnotlikeillinois7813 5 ай бұрын

Just say shit, you’re on the internet, no one will tell your mommy.

@georgethecat5150 6 ай бұрын

Gotta love the AI generated toilet and microwave images

@Yeebles34 5 ай бұрын

Knew I wasn't the only one to spot that

@alemgas 5 ай бұрын

All these years at university are not wasted then, billy bob

@flexinclouds 5 ай бұрын

Thought they looked a little odd. And do B2 interior pictures even exist???

@dashlivingston5975 5 ай бұрын

Not more than AI loves your moms house

@belliduradespicio8009 5 ай бұрын

i quickly thought "i dont think there's room for a Porcelain Throne in there..."

@optimusprime001 8 ай бұрын

......a place to drop your own bombs....😂😂 that got me

@juniorcudjoe8471 8 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I know

@erickouniakis5722 8 ай бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣 that's hilarious.

@ThaPackmanYT 8 ай бұрын

😂😂

@panchov1lla 8 ай бұрын

Dude me too I’m rolling!! On the ground!!!

@markatkeshari8582 8 ай бұрын

Loved it

@skittlesgarage 7 ай бұрын

The 2 in B2 just took on a whole new meaning for me.

@XperenceTrueFear 7 ай бұрын

If the toilet ever breaks they just shit out the bomb bay

@weldingwolf2088 7 ай бұрын

Underrated comment

@skittlesgarage 7 ай бұрын

@@weldingwolf2088 ☺️

@theomega8933 7 ай бұрын

@@skittlesgarageu mean 2 BALLZ

@ConchRepublic2047 7 ай бұрын

Bile-2

@LambSauce330 4 ай бұрын

"Does the B2 have a toilets?" This is the last thing I expected at 3am 😂

@TheSpaceMomma 14 күн бұрын

It’s also 3am as I watch this

@ivanc9087 6 ай бұрын

“A place to drop your own bombs” 💀

@ikyunga 25 күн бұрын

taco bell is a cluster bomb

@maxburner3500 7 ай бұрын

-Jason: Mike, I'm going to the toilet. Take control of the bird. -Mike: ...Let's see if this thing can do a roll...

@HeavenlyDemonicEmperor 7 ай бұрын

That's diabolical asf bro 😂

@robertsandberg2246 7 ай бұрын

Mike just needs to be careful when it's his time to answer nature's call.....

@jackattack-jared6227 7 ай бұрын

It’s going to be like that one porta potty start from jackass forever

@ohioanempire 7 ай бұрын

When the Freebird solo starts but the other pilot is on the latrine

@prussianbirdproductions56 7 ай бұрын

Nahhhh

@ikiruyamamoto1050 7 ай бұрын

Of course, none of the internal imagery was ACTUALLY a B2.

@tirant_blanc 7 ай бұрын

I laughed at the full scale white ceramic toilet 😂

@henrycai5029 7 ай бұрын

🤓

@lanesworld4000 7 ай бұрын

The windows definitely gave it away. There are no side windows in a B2 😂

@herosjourney8725 7 ай бұрын

@@lanesworld4000true.

@joshfps8546 7 ай бұрын

What? No images of a classified US toilett?

@maxtarkington8964 6 ай бұрын

Imagine walking outside and getting hit with a turd at mach 2

@d.e.b.b5788 5 ай бұрын

I can only walk at mach 1....

@ValerieJean-fo6lc 2 ай бұрын

I experienced a B2 take-off. First, you feel vibrations, then the roar, and then you see the take-off. It was unforgettable. ✈️ ✈️

@PyroCraft_ 8 ай бұрын

"IGHT WHO SHAT ON MY ROOF!?" -Random Bystander in Afghanistan

@dennissettlemyre917 8 ай бұрын

You spelled cave wrong. Oh wait, we left. I’m sure they were smart enough to come out by now

@sdfjsfodfsvijhaerwgf 7 ай бұрын

More like those thoughtful Americans I shall have a warmer night now courtesy of chipotle

@Hello-sl9hm 7 ай бұрын

@@dennissettlemyre917 keep crying loser😂

@Texasiscoolorsmthidkiforgor 7 ай бұрын

BAHAHHAHA

@BelugaChonky 7 ай бұрын

@@dennissettlemyre917what did they do to you to make you violate them so bad 😂

@district0x889 8 ай бұрын

“A place to drop your own bombs is the best thing a man can ask for.” 😂😂😂

@MichaelGodsChosenOne 8 ай бұрын

Bombs are dropping inside and outside the aircraft 😂

@jaceware8623 8 ай бұрын

Lol

@avis21X 8 ай бұрын

He's not wrong though

@RPRIMICI 6 ай бұрын

Gives new meaning to bombs away.

@dashlight2851 6 ай бұрын

Captain:- we are on point, drop the bomb! "The Bomber":- 👁️👄👁️... I'm poopin...

@NascarF1_driver 2 ай бұрын

🤣🤣

@Ben-yo1ty 7 ай бұрын

Captain: "ok, drop the shit" 😂😂

@jlc5639 7 ай бұрын

thermonuclear turd

@alexperalta601 7 ай бұрын

Lmaooo 😂😂

@shanikhattak9361 7 ай бұрын

They literally stole the design from Hitler the Germans were working on it the Germans wanted to attack the US with it

@JeremiahDouglas 8 ай бұрын

when your copilot says he's going to blow it up you have to wonder what he means lol

@hellodjjd5283 8 ай бұрын

Lmfao

@brianlee2646 8 ай бұрын

Hahaha

@jamesmcfadden5214 8 ай бұрын

W comment😂

@richardbidinger2577 8 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@creatorchris712 7 ай бұрын

I was the 1000th like

@PigeonsandCapybaras 4 ай бұрын

‘Drop your own bombs💩’ This one got me rollin down a highway 💀💀💀

@FlyinB269 6 ай бұрын

During WWII a bomb group in the southwest Pacific said , we have hit the Japanese with everything but the kitchen sink! So they had the metal shop make one and they dropped it on the Japanese on one of their missions!!!! A true story!

@noelanish 8 ай бұрын

“a place to drop your own bombs”😂😂😂😂😂😂

@1900intz 7 ай бұрын

That’s a great line I’ll not soon forget.

@michaelc3977 7 ай бұрын

FYI - THAT is NOT the toilet in a B-2

@tristanhenson5355 6 ай бұрын

Really? Like wow

@dennisrodriguez3689 6 ай бұрын

It did look suspicious xd

@Kenneth-cn8dx 6 ай бұрын

Looks like Ai shvt

@peanutbuttawaffle 6 ай бұрын

@@Kenneth-cn8dxyeah…………….

@hyronharrison8127 6 ай бұрын

Yeah this whole vid is false

@Redd72367 3 ай бұрын

Captain: "taking a dump" Plane: *hmm, i think ill have "turbulence" now*

@MrHouse42069 5 ай бұрын

“Approaching target in 30 seconds, get ready to fire!!” “Hold on dude my food had another 1 minute and 40 seconds left”

@collinator68 7 ай бұрын

"Does it have a toilet sir?" "You bet your sweet ass it does boy!"

@michaellim4165 7 ай бұрын

Don't say sweet ass. It might make the Navy guys jealous. They have name tags on their asses.😮

@emerykinzie794 7 ай бұрын

@@michaellim4165disrespectful

@thecomedypilot5894 7 ай бұрын

Not funny.

@evanbattleson6211 7 ай бұрын

@@thecomedypilot5894so don’t say anything🤷‍♂️

@thecomedypilot5894 7 ай бұрын

@@evanbattleson6211 Happy thanksgiving

@jamesmartin9401 8 ай бұрын

"A place to drop your own bombs." One of those wonderful phrases that is simultaneously a dad joke and toilet humor with a hint of gallows humor at the same time. Outstanding.

@dalebender7726 8 ай бұрын

💯💩👍

@SomethingThatCanAfford 5 ай бұрын

B2 cannot notice J15: sup boi😂

@d0n315 2 ай бұрын

Captain: we’re out of bombs! 1st officer: not on my watch!

@ArikCool 8 ай бұрын

Even the toilet has instruments to guide you through you journey of pooping [Trust I don't upload pooping tutorial on my channel 😭]

@Herberteus 8 ай бұрын

@gitthvv 8 ай бұрын

LOL

@SamuelMuyaWachira 8 ай бұрын

😅😅

@Azazelmara 8 ай бұрын

Shit got a whole in-flight checklist to call out. Got to get those practice runs in dropping those dirty bombs 😂. Since that boring ass Geneva suggests we should verify accuracy beforehand to limit collateral damage, even though we were only trying to help the less fortunate remodel infrastructure to make more space for new oil fields. Gah, Got to suck the fun out of everything 😂

@itstherevolution 8 ай бұрын

Lol. Fly-by-wire taking care of everything.

@xDrunkenxSovietx 7 ай бұрын

B2 also requires a computer to take off because a human can’t preform the perfect take off with its wings, the B2 is just as much of a marvel as the SR-71

@user-ht6ql1rn3w 7 ай бұрын

Then what to human pilots do?

@kendellmoore8367 7 ай бұрын

Yes, describe Fly-By-Wire some more. It's a delta wing w no tail problem

@mattz9268 7 ай бұрын

@@user-ht6ql1rn3w The humans still fly the plane and take off like normal, however the onboard computer makes micro-corrections for the control surfaces to account for the inherently unstable design of the aircraft.

@JarrodFrates 7 ай бұрын

That's almost every fighter and bomber in the US military since the F-16. It's not just takeoff where that's required, but every part of flight.

@julianbrelsford 7 ай бұрын

@@mattz9268yes and you can find footage of what it looks like when the fly by wire doesn't work as designed if you search KZfaq for "B-2 crash 2008". (Air data sensors got wet, fly by wire requires air data sensors to work)

@stonerhimb9338 4 ай бұрын

Last one caught me of guard! 😂

@reshad8570 6 ай бұрын

“Drop man’s own bombs” 😂😂😂

@dweepayansharma5306 8 ай бұрын

The ability to shit in a stealth aircraft which means being unnoticed by the enemy? Thats pure bliss

@al28854 8 ай бұрын

you mean unnoticed by his/her fellow pilot.

@antitheo000 8 ай бұрын

unnoticed by radars* (mostly, and not totally)

@diegoviniciomejiaquesada4754 8 ай бұрын

Pilot: I need to drop a load. Co-Pilot: But sir, we are 4 hours away from the target. Pilot: Affirmative, but is not that type of load.

@brotherchrisgr9070 8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@taozheng4772 8 ай бұрын

Co-pilot: Roger. But we need that too. Can you hold? Pilot: For 4 hours? Son of a b!tch! I guess. I’ll do anything for freedom! Twenty minutes later… a loud BOOM in the cockpit.

@coffeskateetc-mq2hb 8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@frogturtle 5 ай бұрын

The B2 - when shit gets serious

@timwainwright5155 2 ай бұрын

Dude in the middle of dropping a deuce......pilot hears....flips upside down....hears screams from bathroom....laughs maniacally

@grant1951 7 ай бұрын

This video was making sense at first, but that horribly photoshoped porcelain toilet inside of a stealth bomber caught me of guard 💀

@user-ge2nj8ir1r 7 ай бұрын

As well as windows near bed. The vehicle does not have windows..

@wolfgangmeyer6331 7 ай бұрын

Nice video but film is not made on a B2.

@Autostoke 7 ай бұрын

So you can monitor gages while sitting on toilet backwards

@TheKaniq94 7 ай бұрын

Not Photoshop, but AI generated

@anzi8160 7 ай бұрын

imaginge taking a shit while the bombs are being dropped...they gotta feel like gods

@skilltechnique1 8 ай бұрын

They took “dropping loads” to a whole new level 😂

@drx1xym154 7 ай бұрын

O yeah! That stinks! - for those getting "dropped on!"

@jeremiahlethoba8254 7 ай бұрын

@@drx1xym154if the doo doo stays in tact all the way from high altitude, it's not the stink you have to worry about, but the momentum

@opufy 5 ай бұрын

Taking a number 2 on a B2 must be a transcending experience.

@AviationGuy253 4 ай бұрын

“A place to drop your own bombs is every man’s dream” as a guy, this is true 😂

@julienpellegrino5395 8 ай бұрын

"a place to drop your own bombs" You killed me 🤣🤣🤣

@jamiejones6994 7 ай бұрын

You didn't get NEARLY as many likes as the guy that said the EXACT same thing the post right b4 u was u trying to?

@dianapennepacker6854 7 ай бұрын

While F 15ex pilots are pulling Gs after they crapped and pissed themselves! Oh man that would suck. Fly six hours to combat mission. Suddenly have to go, but you're alright, you can hold.. Then after you drop the payload for the mission a bunch of enemy fighters come out of no where to play. Adrenaline kicks in, and you start pulling Gs which drops your blood pressure. Dropping blood pressure makes you crap your pants by the way, so you unload your second payload of the sortie. You don't notice or care at first since you're doing everything in your power to survive. Missiles come flying at you so you start pulling positive and negative Gs sloshing everything around all up in that diaper. Ugh. Anyway you survive, but did ya? Now you have to fly six hours back home, but wait! Halfway there the base was attacked so you are redirected to a further base, and have to meet up with a tanker. By the time you get to land you've been sitting in it for 10 hours... Your old code name was Slayer... Now it is Krusty, hah. Last time you eat Wheaties and 60g of protein before an operation.

@TheGoddamnBacon 7 ай бұрын

@@dianapennepacker6854not all heroes wear capes after all....

@johnathanwalton1924 8 ай бұрын

New meaning to silent but deadly.

@thatrandomstarwarskid6435 7 ай бұрын

Bro stole my comment

@LazyMARVEL 2 ай бұрын

He said that with a straight face 😂

@rah-mown6392 3 ай бұрын

Literally taking a stealth sh*t in enemy airspace without them knowing 😤

@alexp7274 7 ай бұрын

"even a toilet". Wow. What luxury on a 44 hour flight.

@paulusradomski 7 ай бұрын

Boy, in such circumstances it's a matter of national security. Seriously. You can't just land anywhere due to the disaster caused by, ehmm, natural foces of nature...😊

@hibob841 7 ай бұрын

Hey, Spirit Airlines had a plan to _charge_ for the toilets-the FAA told them no! They have to be content with charging you for water...they will, however, give you a cup of ice for free and you can wait for it to melt (not making this up. Never again).

@wiXx90 7 ай бұрын

Well, in reality they just were adult dipers or wet thier pants.

@silasmayes7954 7 ай бұрын

The Apollo astronauts pooped in bags. By comparison, this is luxury!

@silasmayes7954 7 ай бұрын

@jasperpercabeth9140 some current long-range aircraft don't have toilets. Some older model B52s don't have them either. It's not a given that they will get a toilet.

@nitramcase5920 7 ай бұрын

The new versions, built after 2022, have a movie theater with dolby atmos for surround sound.

@solidbase77 7 ай бұрын

You forgot to add the small VIP jakuzzi, beautiful girls and portative billiard.. This is the newest upgraded B-2A for 2023. But this is confidential!

@PlayLists-For-Everyone 6 ай бұрын

.... and a bowling alley

@rubend9391 6 ай бұрын

The full loaded model has a small balcony and a backyard

@artvandalay13 6 ай бұрын

Seems like a waste of tax dollars.

@sylviam6535 6 ай бұрын

Plus a pool and a gym.

@mfsusanoo7238 3 ай бұрын

"Would ypu like to go to the toilet here?" Me sitting the toilet* "I mean Its a little after the after the fact but sure why not" xD

@user-oz9ol2ur6s 5 ай бұрын

You don't want to be sitting on the toilet when you hit an air pocket.

@Havok-xq6nm 8 ай бұрын

New meaning to silent but deadly

@mohamednoor5104 8 ай бұрын

Its fake evrythng abt america is hollywooded to some extent😂

@upbyone971 8 ай бұрын

Underrated comment 😂😂

@YourBonesInMyDresser 8 ай бұрын

@@mohamednoor5104 agreed. The whole world just decided to let them be the most powerful country out of kindness! We are very rational!

@kinglouis6974 8 ай бұрын

👌😬😂😂😂

@benandrewwalker2967 8 ай бұрын

@@mohamednoor5104it’s not fake. There is a six foot area wear you can lay a cot to sleep. There is a toilet. And there is a microwave.

@zhirangameing5425 7 ай бұрын

Captin we’re out of bombs Captin: DROP THE SHI-

@CubeThing 6 ай бұрын

Womp womp stolen

@Sasukesanimation 6 ай бұрын

Imagine being a farmer going to fertilize your crops, only for the fertilisers to drop out of the sky

@miguelleis4827 6 ай бұрын

BUT RICO’S BEEN IN THERE FOR 15 MINUTES!!!

@rockystudiogaming 5 ай бұрын

@@miguelleis4827*JUST DO IT!*

@purplebunnyoveralls 5 ай бұрын

@@Sasukesanimation😂😂😂😂

@cunnieseverywhere 22 күн бұрын

*flushes toilet* enemy: “we have uh a flying shit rapidly approaching us”

@THECBRGUYSTUNTS 22 күн бұрын

Its crazy to me that we show the enemy what our stealth equipment looks like.. then brag about how they will never see while bombs magically appear😂

@Josefl3125 8 ай бұрын

Imagine the turbulence trying to drop off a load 😂

@walterlangkowski4723 8 ай бұрын

There is no turbulence where they fly a 50,000 feet because there’s little to no air

@nickriley4609 8 ай бұрын

Splash back happens 😅

@CYWNightmare 8 ай бұрын

@@nickriley4609that's why you put a little tp on the water one time use but stops splash back every time

@marjanjumdana-sfs 7 ай бұрын

imagine dropping your poop and fall to the enemies head

@jeromewagschal9485 7 ай бұрын

That would certainly be more destructive than any nuclear weapons...and totally safe for the environment...

@sbpeeps007 7 ай бұрын

Biowar 😂 dirty bomb. Add some ghost chilli's to your diet and you could call that #3 napalm

@DefinitelyNotAdolfHitler 7 ай бұрын

a fate cruel than death

@tinytattoomike7943 7 ай бұрын

Brings a whole new meaning to dropping a Duce

@FTvMNK 7 ай бұрын

(((enemies)))

@soggywaffles7697 6 ай бұрын

You can drop a nuke while you drop a nuke 😂

@1stDIEmond 5 ай бұрын

Sheesh, B2 is better than my house

@rdonovanc5659 7 ай бұрын

So, the B2 is capable of dropping two payloads per mission?

@Jack_the_back 7 ай бұрын

New weapon system invented by the crews of US bombers, Shit bombs

@elijahsteele9170 7 ай бұрын

Two MOPs. Those things can penetrate somewhere around 80-100 feet of reinforced concrete and solid rock. And they’re on a timer so they explode AFTER they embed themselves in whatever poor mountain needs to be deleted from the topographical maps.

@michaelburnham4293 7 ай бұрын

yes when a crew member had a MC D mukbang in prefight

@xxxYYZxxx 7 ай бұрын

Me: "Does the B2 have a toilet"? DoD: "Depends".

@eribertoacedo9505 7 ай бұрын

That’s a good one. I had to come back and read it again depends I get it. Thank you. Give me a laugh.

@ML98837bob 7 ай бұрын

That is the best thing I will read all week! Thanks for the laugh!!😂

@jankowalczyk4514 7 ай бұрын

"Depends on the budged we have for the bombs"

@xxxYYZxxx 7 ай бұрын

@@jankowalczyk4514 Your comment really made a splash! 😂

@jesserice7777 7 ай бұрын

(No wonder I haven't gotten my bonus, yet.) 😒

@crystalbruh030 2 ай бұрын

"captain were out of bombs" "does anyone have a reaaly fucking big dump to take?"

@niping2204 6 ай бұрын

sir we ran out of bombs! "get the taco bell"

@johno1544 7 ай бұрын

Had a uncle that worked on the B2. Said when it was new pilots used a $12 lawn chair to sleep in. The bed was much later addition.

@dmitris.479 8 ай бұрын

As an aviation professional who’s worked with people that have worked on the B-2 I can tell you with certainty it was not designed with comfort in mind, it has a latrine behind the jump seat and a basic closet to store food and other mission essential items.

@SilverSpoon_ 8 ай бұрын

one billion dollar for this... are the seats comfortable at least?

@dmitris.479 8 ай бұрын

As comfortable as Sheepskin chairs can be for long flights.

@rustyshackleford8063 8 ай бұрын

The misinformation on an old ass convert like this drives me bonkers. I worked on it. 100% that toilet is literally touching the back of the MC seat and they're ain't no comfy nap spot.

@joeg5414 8 ай бұрын

The interior pictures aren't even form a B2. There are round windows😂

@dennissettlemyre917 8 ай бұрын

I seen a video where the crew put a mattress on the floor of the bathroom. Maybe it wasn’t the B2, but I cudda swore it was.

@MrOracK6183 5 ай бұрын

I never even thought of a long range plane like that would have anything of that level but that’s amazing that they’re keeping them in mind and how they feel!

@Doctor_Dark_Zero 4 ай бұрын

You can say it’s silent, but deadly 😂😂

@mikhail2400 7 ай бұрын

To be able to say "I dropped a 'deuce' in a B2 Bomber" would be kind of crazy

@TheSisovic 7 ай бұрын

This would be the best Ad for B2 lol

@gamer56589 3 ай бұрын

"a place to drop your own bombs is the best thing a man can ask for" Had me dying

@feliscorax 20 күн бұрын

So, wait, let me see if I’ve got this right. The B-2 has a microwave and a toilet? This means you can both nuke something and drop bombs. Northrup sure did meet the design parameters.

@ikeschrager9903 8 ай бұрын

Imagine running to heat up a burrito before a bombing run 😂

@user-fp8ot7oi9j 8 ай бұрын

The B-2 was not outfitted with the amenities mentioned. Rather, they were added by crews over time. The 1st 'bed' was a folding chaise lounge so the crews could take turns catching a nap during long duration flights. The only hotel it can be compared with is akin to a semi's bunk for truck drivers.

@goodwriter4978 8 ай бұрын

Says a nigga whose closest distance to the b2 is wikipedia.

@extremchiller410 8 ай бұрын

as far as i know the microwave was build in from the beginning

@bobcolella8539 8 ай бұрын

@@extremchiller410- nope - chaise lounge to sleep on, a chemical toilet for #2, #1 went in a piddle-pack then into a trash can (otherwise the chemical toilet would overflow) and a hot cup in a small galley to warm up food, but nobody has time for that with only two pilots so the food was cold, but we did have a cooler and usually a thermos of hot coffee from home. 29.9 hours back and forth to Kosovo in 1999 x 2. No microwave, just a really sore ass

@Phearsum 8 ай бұрын

@@bobcolella8539You got to fly a B2? I couldn't be more envious 😳

@DiabolicalNihilist 8 ай бұрын

@@bobcolella8539

@Black6659 3 ай бұрын

"I said DON'T do a barrel roll now!"

@tylergamerplayz2589 4 ай бұрын

This is nicer then first class

@B3holks 8 ай бұрын

While I was watcing the video with my friend, he said: “poopy bomb”

@Darren_Talcott 8 ай бұрын

Not that kind of dirty bomb....

@mikemitchell8329 8 ай бұрын

E shit hits the fan

@vincenzocodispoti9182 7 ай бұрын

This is wrong information you give, none of the pictures was an actual picture of a b-2. there aren’t any windows on the side, neither there is a bed. The toilet is super small and directly behind the pilots and then they have a mattress on board, that’s it. They aren’t allowed to talk much, neither cooking or pooping loudly. Everything is wrong in this video.

@user-nx5jg5xi9v 7 ай бұрын

just some AI-generated shit

@devicemodder 7 ай бұрын

The images all look AI generated too...

@carloscls5058 7 ай бұрын

That's the trend now make up stuff just for views

@butchwilliams 7 ай бұрын

Tell us you’re an idiot without telling us you’re an idiot…..

@jamen3328 7 ай бұрын

What if you poop too loud on accident?? Does the crew drop you through the bomb bay??

@JemmyEnongene 23 күн бұрын

Me taking a number 2 The enemies alarm ringing because it stinks

@offshoreoilrig 5 ай бұрын

imagine shitting on a 2 billion dollar plane

@Jawesome1Shazam 7 ай бұрын

I met a B-2 pilot once and he told me they brought their own portapotties and those pool lounge chairs to nap in. He said it's the B-1 pilots who get spoiled with bathrooms, bunks, full kitchens, and they can stream videos on their HUDs and surf the internet.

@Jonas-xn9lw 7 ай бұрын

I mean, for internet, it makes sense. The B-2 is supposed to be extremely stealthy. If it connects to Internet it can be spotted due to emitting a signal (I think, feel free to correct me). B-1s are built different for a different mission so they don't need constant full stealth (again, feel free to correct me)

@idiot6266 7 ай бұрын

@@Jonas-xn9lwI'm fairly sure you are correct

@libertyrevolutionary1776 7 ай бұрын

I've been inside the B1 and B2. The cockpits are very similar. They are definitely NOT comfortable. There's a small compartment you might be able to prop yourself up against to rest behind the co-pilot in the B2. The B1-b has a little more room but not much. I'd say the B17 and B29 from WWII had better amenities and about twice the amount of room.

@peanutbuttawaffle 6 ай бұрын

thats fucking insane. also…. portapottie? holy fuck man. that sounds brutal. for high quality individuals at least. but anyways adapt improvise and overcome i suppose

@Fotoschiki 7 ай бұрын

The shit probably has a bigger radar signature than the entire bomber, that's why they can't drop it. The shit would reveal their presence.

@christopherbedford9897 7 ай бұрын

Oh,so _t-h-a-a-a-t's_ why they can't drop it. Not because no aircraft ever drops their shit, or because it would constitute inhumane unsanitary practice or just be insane.

@LordPrometheous 7 ай бұрын

I could imagine a radar tech who's seen enough turd bombs to recognize their signature.

@mattycakes1161 7 ай бұрын

Turd shape on their radar, damned UFOs

@mathewvanostin7118 7 ай бұрын

Russian air defences already detected that plane As usual american gears love to brag a lot cause farmers in middle east or poor latino countries cant detect their stuff lol

@mattycakes1161 7 ай бұрын

@@mathewvanostin7118 They do whatever they want in Syria and all that fancy Russian equipment doesn't stop them. Syria has modern Russian air defense systems and no F-35 or B-2 has been shot down.

@blitzbrigademcbc2938 6 ай бұрын

It's all fun and games until your buddy does a combat turn while you're shooting out last night's taco bell

@randallshelton1630 5 ай бұрын

That is legit the most badass plane ever i didn’t know it had all those features

@darkonojic7494 8 ай бұрын

"That shit came out of nowhere, i swear!" -Random dude, browned from head to toe.

@redrooster303 8 ай бұрын

Big seagulls round here!

@chadderboxist 7 ай бұрын

Remember the original? Coolest thing at any airshow I have ever seen. It was in a huge bunker and all of us air cadets got to walk through it after the public left.

@annabenedetti9699 6 ай бұрын

For some reason, I thought these things only had 1 person

@KarolK.01F 6 ай бұрын

that's a true bomber right there 😂

@waynefletcher9884 8 ай бұрын

FYI, the toilet on the B2 bomber does not look like that nor is it that big it’s actually very small. Almost a fold out style toilet.

@ronwolf5332 8 ай бұрын

Thank you for clearing that up I was about to say ain't no way xD

@ronwolf5332 8 ай бұрын

Been on board at Whitemans Airforce base

@B1gRedOutdoor 8 ай бұрын

Not having seen one I thought that doesn't look like it would really be what it would look like I'd expect not to look like a toilet in a house

@waynefletcher9884 8 ай бұрын

@@ronwolf5332 😂😂😂😂

@waynefletcher9884 8 ай бұрын

@@B1gRedOutdoor god knows, the Air Force might have installed gold plated toilets on all their aircraft their offices may use. 😆😂😂

@dbs555 8 ай бұрын

Dropping bombs 😂 I'm dying here. Instantly wondered if they're also precision guided.

@geosobservations9496 8 ай бұрын

Depends how your guts are that day... could be high penetration head to a cluster, chemical, carpet. 😅

@trevorpom 8 ай бұрын

I hear they have a kit that can be retro-fitted...

@daanishdurrani8699 4 ай бұрын

That might be the safest shit I ever heard

@yasuaibnallah2924 6 ай бұрын

'Drop the bomb" gets me and made this clip comical.

@taliverdeltd7304 8 ай бұрын

Gives "Ghost Shit" a whole new meaning.

@user-dx1nc5rm2f 7 ай бұрын

I can guarantee that the inside does not look like that!! It does have a bed, toilet, and microwave but doesn't look like this!! You will never see the inside of this badass machine! You're lucky you get to see the outside!!!😊

@Treebeard9 7 ай бұрын

Probably more like a cot and a really janky toilet 😂

@williamsulewski4240 7 ай бұрын

Not too many have seen it in flight and lived to tell about it

@102wingnut 6 ай бұрын

Serious question tho does the B2 have rudder pedals? Just curious.

@WhoStoleMyToast544 22 күн бұрын

that shit gonna be invisible to radars 💀

@williammateo769 6 ай бұрын

A great big thank you and an immense amount of appreciation to all who have served and are still serving our great nation. 😎👍🌟🌟🌟🌟

@redrust3 7 ай бұрын

First B2s didn’t have beds. Just a folding aluminum cot. Simple, but it got the job done!

@user-ry5pw2my2r 6 ай бұрын

I'll be hearing it but I never see it. I'll be here in a flying

@szabib2144 5 ай бұрын

Wow thats very very cool. Looks extremely comfortable.

@tubedude54 7 ай бұрын

"Drop your own bombs" and with that I lost it! lol

@Minadarling119 8 ай бұрын

The b2 has a gym, laundry room, a game room, 2 bathrooms, 2 master bedrooms, a bar to not miss a single sports game, also a self growing greenhouse that creates unlimited food perpetually

@stuart4341 7 ай бұрын

Don't forget the swimming pool, massage parlor, strip club, sauna, McDonald's, minigolf course and movie theater

@davidpetersen1 7 ай бұрын

🤣🤣

@MrAnt0308 7 ай бұрын

There’s also a F18 for every crew member for escape purposes stored behind the mini golf pro shop

@jamessveinsson6006 7 ай бұрын

You forgot the wine cellar, the walk-in humidor in the four car garage with hydraulic lift

@jamessveinsson6006 7 ай бұрын

The B2 also has a walk-in wine cellar and humidor

@akamekurome4941 7 ай бұрын

honestly the b2 interior looks like a spacecraft. it would make a good spaceship if reoutfitted

@AaronS11979 8 ай бұрын

Fun Fact: Our fighter pilots in the Navy when I was in a VFA squadron used to just bring a (military grade) zip lock bag with a sponge in it for long flights. They'd whip it out and pee in the bag. The sponge prevented it from just being a sloshy bag of liquid p*ss.

@jonrill5022 7 ай бұрын

In my VFA squadron, the pilots wore adult diapers they might have dun that bag and sponge trick too, but you didn't want to be a break rider when they got back from a long mission.

@h5skb4ru41 7 ай бұрын

@@jonrill5022I'm afraid they got that diaper kink