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Dude, you NAILED IT!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏽👍🏼👏🏽🙌

Lol x 10!!!

Same

Yeah bad nose job man.

Smitty Knickerbocker He was funnier when he was just himself. This here is mostly pre written stuff, and it's painfully obvious. At least on the Stern show he could coast, but chime in naturally.

Daniel 1 I only listen to OLD Howard shows here on KZfaq. And I know Jackie and Benjy plus more wrote what Howard said but I was talking about ARTIE. Do you have trouble reading or something?? I thought he was great on the HS show where ARTIE was more natural.

Daniel 1 Dude it's MY opinion. This here did not entertain ME. It overkill. If this shit entertains you then watch it a thousand times, I don't give one fuck lol. I just didn't enjoy it. And yes I thought Artie was on fire when he was high. I'll never forget the High Pitch Mike Disney Land thing hahaha, now that was funny and not planned at all. Anyway you should learn the concept that people have different opinions than yours. This was nothing like when he was on Howard because Howard carried the show. When Artie tries here to carry the show it's too much IN MY OPINION, and very cringy TO ME.

He was on a hbo comedy series just last year or early this year. Whatever happened, he fucked it up for himself again

Hahaha, yes!

ack ack

I literally chuckled out loud while I read this comment as i was looking at Levy in the thumbnail pic...

I thought the same thing and then read your comment... He really does!

Ack - ack - Ack - ack - Ack......as ETM would say.

Rough Living takes it's toll.

@marc melchiori its cool we accept you.

@marc melchiori hey youll get through it brother. Just remember to always be true to yourself and mom and dad will come along eventually. Stay strong and take care.

Lmfao

@@cdzrocks a

I am not so sure because he made a glamourous career kind of about it and ofcourse he jokes about it.But he has to I understand.Its the only way for him!

Old school Artie was on pain pills and heroin all the time though.

c4p 420 exactly what i thought too. He sounds really good here!

Was thinking the same thing. On his podcast he would slur his words and was not as quick as he is here. I guess he was high on heroin back then.

@@SunnyDayTeaFactory great job breaking free brother. Much love to you.

Should see his shorts.

Can he get the nose fixed? he's got the money,,

He's a lot funnier then her and he is not PC, she is scary looking

whats your point? that doesnt make her any less ugly

Agreed but Artie couldn’t get his shit together

Yes for sure did you ever watch the Artie and Anthony show? (cringe)

Addiction is a serious disease. Artie couldn't appreciate the opportunity with Howard and is still in denial.

100% agree they fed off each other and it was the best radio I’ve ever heard. I still watch old KZfaq videos .

AA Show had many excellent moments but Anthony couldn’t reel Artie back in the way Howard could (ditto Jimmy for Anthony- if Jim does jump from Sirius and co-hosts with Ant again it’ll be the funniest show in broadcasting again).

Yea I remember seeing him on the a a show like wtf happen I mean I was so used to seeing him on stern watching old clips then seen him like an old man if he died his Hair he mite look little better got some sun he’s got demons I think it goes back to his father he just didn’t care

Dam-Ian P He didn’t. 75 percent of his yearly salary was from working standup every single weekend.

KEN WINS lmfao!!!

D-man lol

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Peter Holland he looks like a toothless homeless man with a penis for a nose. I love Artie, he just looks like he’s not gonna be around much longer.

Peter Holland also, this is not my picture. I’m using digital blackface as an experiment. And you’re right, but it’s still hard to watch. He just got 4 years of probation. I don’t think he’ll make it or even live to see the end of it.

Destructo CiD why would his veins be collapsed?

mech5 fab from shooting heroin. You'll get full collapse so they shoo't up in their groin or straight into their neck.

M P apparently you guys don't know he didn't shoot heroin he snorted it. That's why I asked why would his veins be collapsed.

Love . The best at what? His stand up is weak. All the guy has is the same old drug stories that we have all heard before.

Had to laugh "dont talk badly about him and be a hypocrite", followed up with "even though he looks like quasimodo" lmao this comment so hypocritical😂🤣😂🤣

thats his medical records.

Sylvia Randolfe it looks like a pizza pie

eh.. heroine?

both

Nice one

mike varvara lol lol 😆

I read his book Crash and Burn. My first impression after finishing was wow what an asshole!

it's great

Shamey Ames hit the nail on the head. The hallmark of an addict that will never completely get away from their addiction is not taking responsibility for their own actions. Howard loved Artie, and Artie broke his heart. He (Howard) gave him chance after chance to get better and finally wouldn't take him back after he tried to kill himself because he didn't want to be keep contributing to Artie's self destruction. Even after letting him go he never hired anyone to replace him, much to the detriment of the show, and all Artie does is attack him.

"or some gay satanist with baphomet porn as his avatar" Three strikes, McMoron.

Nobody is forcing you to listen jackass

Still fucking hilarious

Artie's been repeating the same stories for 15 years now.

You must hunt down Artie interviews and examine them for it.

Fred seemed like a genuinely good guy on the show. One of the few.

Rschr101 and always was like the only one who laughed at his jokes in the studio if you remember

This is spot on. Howard would be getting sick of the Artie schtick, especially at the end, and Fred would often laugh and engage with sound effects.

The only lie that I heard him say was, "Robin is a great broadcaster."

Howard writes books full of lies and his whole childhood and stuff about his parents are lies period.

My daughter sent this years ago, or something similar. Today she mentors to people who were selected through a process to earn time and resources in holistic mentoring. Accountability, hard work, unity, trustworthy, partnering .. Artie would not fit the criteria for real impact, vision and leave a legacy for his children's children. He's prolly a good guy down deep. Hurt people hurt people is what we came to discover. Our daughter has been classified as a "world changer to thousands if not millions." Makes me strive daily in becoming better man, to my wife, country, in an earned mentoring program. This is not blame, it's in Artie's DNA... AN OPEN LETTER FROM AN ADDICT To Those Who Suffer With Us and Because of Us: First of all, you need to know that my addiction is not your fault. It’s nothing you did or did not do. Mom, it’s not because you worked so much or didn’t have dinner with me every night. Dad, it’s not because you drank too much or remarried too soon. Brother or sister, it’s not because you took away my spotlight. Husband, wife, partner, lover… it’s not because you told me I was fat or not smart enough or not good enough or chose her over me. No, it’s none of these reasons. You need to understand that my addiction is not your fault. Repeat that. Roll it over and over in your mind. My addiction is not your fault. In fact, it’s not yours at all. It is mine. Secondly, please stop asking me why I am doing this to you. Addiction is not a weapon… it isn’t something we choose to wield against those we love, it isn’t suppressed anger or aggression in the form of a pill or a needle or a pipe. You have to understand… I don’t know why I am doing this to myself, much less to you. Even more… I don’t care what I’m doing to you. I care about the pill.. or the needle.. or the pipe. And that is all. My life is my drug of choice. It controls me, consumes me, dictates all of my thoughts and actions with absolutely no regard to consequence or outcome. And this includes hurting you. I don’t understand what hurting someone means anymore… I am blind to your feelings, deaf to your pleas, numb to any emotion you may be feeling. I do not feel anything. I feel sick when I am not high and I feel a distorted sense of normal when I am. But you see… I cannot be high and have the human experience of emotion at the same time. I am a shell. I have no capacity to love or hate or cry or FEEL anything at all. I am a shell, fueled by pills to only find and use more pills. Your concerns are none of my concern. I will lie to you and steal from you and deny, deny, deny. And somewhere, deep down inside, I know I am hurting you, killing you even… and this little part of me hates the rest of me for all that I am doing, but the drugs are so loud, DEAFENING SOUNDS IN MY MIND, and they always win. I will leave you lying, battered and beaten and begging me to stop, on my well-worn path of self-destruction and never look back, as long as the outcome is drugs coursing through my veins. This is not your fault. And I don’t destroy you because I don’t love you. I destroy you because the drugs are destroying me and I can’t stop, won’t stop, don’t know how to stop. I lie in bed at night and pray to a god that I don’t think exists that I will not repeat this cycle tomorrow… but god doesn’t answer. The drugs answer, and they tell me the only escape is more, more, more, always more. And I believe them. ] My addiction is not yours. It is mine. It is my prison, it is my god, it is my heaven and my hell, my lover, my enemy, my only loyal companion. I do not want it but cannot rid myself of it. You cannot help me. You cannot love me out of it, hate me out of it, buy me or bribe me out of it. I am the only one holding the keys to my own dungeon, yet I cannot find the locked door for the darkness. Not until I have had enough pain, enough loss, enough misery, enough hell, will I try to change. But when I do, IF I do, my climb out of my grave will be my own. It has to be my own, because only then will I value that climb, that pain, that CHANGE. Please be patient with me. This change is not an easy one, or a fast one, or even a guaranteed one. The wreckage that I have left will not disappear overnight. Please do not push me to fix it all right now. It took me years to destroy my life, and while I’m trying my best, I will not repair it all before tomorrow’s dawn. My addiction is not yours. No matter how well you know me, how much you love me… you do not know the addict that rages inside of me. It looks nothing like the daughter or son or brother or sister or husband or wife or lover you know. No, you do not know the voice in my head that convinces me to disregard you and your love. That tells me to find it, find that pill, then find that needle and put it in my arm and forget about you and the pain in your eyes. I fight daily to speak louder, think smarter, be braver than this voice. This battle is my own, you cannot help me fight. My addiction is not yours. It is mine. And today, I have silenced it. Today, I feel love for you. Today, I am grateful for you. Today, I choose to be the person you know and love and understand. My addiction is my own.

Kevin Kemble nobody gonna rea as that

OK BABA BOO HIGH!!!

Probably because Howard was an enabling piece of dog sht that used Artie's horrible addiction problems as fodder on his trash level radio show.

pcproff years of abuse will do wonders. But diabetes is worse

Agreed, Scores mans about meeting guys and having fun. Right?

So true! Howard doesn’t talk about this stuff anymore or hasn’t for years....I miss Artie on the Stern show but he made his own bed. I’m tired of Artie always bashing Howard, enough is enough.

In Artie’s defense he was on the greatest radio show of all time. It’s no different than someone who was in a great rock band years ago that people give a shit about or was on some NFL Super Bowl team 30 years ago that people will still interview or talk about

i would bet artie dnt got a mill

What did he say? Genuinely interested in things I didn't hear possibly

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chrisjagon EXACTLY!!

He did suck on mad tv

LMAO that name of yours.

lol

And probably most of that money when to his bookie and dealer.

@@roguetwo5903 very true! But it's still crazy how much they make even low level guys like Artie. For 6 years in a row he made 4.2 mil a year. That's 25.2 million dollars in 6 years. 😱

Artie wasn't low-level, he was bascially the number 3 guy on the show.

@@cdzrocks you're telling me Artie was more important than Fred and Garry to the show??😂😂 And are u seriously telling me at any stage that Artie was ever more than a B level Celeb at best. I love Artie, but in future try not to get butthurt by the truth, and subsequently make up fairy tales in your head.

He didn’t earn 4 million a year just from Stern. Most of his money was earned doing standup and some from his movie/tv appearances

Ok Jason.

GIRLINA101 , He says he fucked it up BAD, like unusable, with all the drugs. They had to do several surgeries and procedures on it. This is the result. 😖😰

RobSKIDDY what’s up with meth? It’s cool if you want to walk to saint Louis and back.. he’s still using that stupid joke.. your right the fast talk all he does and relive Howard and still sucks his dick.. he failed at suicide how many times 2 or 3?? But commited career suicide perfectly!

Artie is 1 of those comedians that just does the same act for years ,the only new stuff that got added to his act was stern show references and some new drug stories from when he fell asleep on the show.

Maybe you’re just Artie obsessed and follow him around everywhere making it seem like he says the same things all the time genius. Get real dum dum

Richie Thompson no actually saw his act 2 moths ago and the same act it’s always been

At least its not the pig story

geektoro you’re one of those “q” morons, aren’t you?

secret germs That dude jacks to old tapes of Hate-man. .

Artie was a fat addict well before he got hired by Stern.

True

Robert -Anthony Cornelius Soprano III

You got it

All i know is he never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

Actually no, that's not true at all.

*Holy

Yet you keep watching/listening to content with Artie Lange on it. Good move.

RoachDoggJr He can take a joke I said his son looked like a girl on twitter and he thought it was funny.

@@fixedgearfever69 Just don't find him funny. My only issue with him.

i agree i dont find anything funny about him. amazing he made a career out of being a comedian

@@sublime90 THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!

He has never made me laugh.

SoloPiensoEnLaVagina Truth!

He barely talks about Howard.

Ha Ha Ha Sooooo F-ing True

And yet you’re here listening about Howard....

Arties thing is talking about his life. I'm the first to admit that his comedy isn't good, but I will listen to him talk about his past all day and so will you apparently. Let's be honest, we are all just waiting for the day he says fuck it and tells all about his time on the Stern show so we get a real response from Howard and everyone on his staff past and present.

Because no one gives af.