"Disgust is my natural state" - Arty ... words to live by

If units in the game responded to voice commands, Artosis would be unstoppable. Or his army would stage a coup.

I feel like Artosis has such hatred in his blood that if you cut him, his blood would melt through his floor like a Xenomorph. I mean that in the most respectful way.

Arty A moves marines into zealots. "I'm trying my best here".

I'll never get tired of a grown man with four kids lose his mind over balance if a nearly 30 year old game.

I love hearing him scream in agony, and then turning around and losing his shit.

I dont even watch these, this is just ASMR i listen to while working

Damn, must've been a hard day

I got clickbaited. Where is the other 1 minute 26 seconds???

Love these stream highlight videos. Good stuff.

Sometimes when you play rock, paper, scissors, you lose. Getting salty is hilarious though

The mental whiplash from reconciling Professional Artosis the great commentator vs Streaming Artosis the raging scrub (in the Sirlinian sense, obviously he's quite good and knowledgeable at the game) sure is something. Gonna have to assume it's a shtick to draw in the CPM to maintain my Tastosis-headcanon.

14:46 thx for giving me genuine laughter in the morning before work. I needed that. 😉

I love artosis

In my opinion Artosis is the most hilarious when he claims that when Real Madrid wins the Champions League, they are not the best team in the world cause they never won the Premier League. Even though the smashed the top teams of the Premier League time and time again in the Champions League with win rates that no other Premier League Team ever came even close to. But let's transfer this little metaphor to SC2: - There is a player who achieved the Triple Crown twice, which only 2 other players achieved. - There is a player who has the highest win rate vs Korean players in 5 years out of 13 StarCraft2 years (2018, 2019, 2020, 2022, 2023). - There is a player who won the world championship twice (most wins among two others) - There is a player who holds the longest winning streak against at least Top 100 players (47 consecutive wins) - There is a player who holds the longest winning streak against top Koreans (19 consecutive wins; achieved 2 times) - There is a player who achieved an over 90% match win rate in a year (2023) overall - which no one else ever achieved - There is a player who achieved an over 73% (73,24%) game win rate in a year (2023) vs Koreans - which no one else ever achieved (closest is Serral with 69,86% in 2018 and Maru’s 69,44% also in 2023). - There is a player who achieved an over 85% (!!!!) match win rate in three years (2018, 2020, 2023) vs Koreans. The next best other player being Maru with 78% in 2023 and herO with 74% in 2017. - There is a player who has by far the most Premier Tournaments wins with top Korean participation (16) and overall (25) - There is a player who has NO negative win rate vs ANY pro player since his first Premier Tournament win in 2015 which he played on a regular basis (at least 10 games) - which no one else ever achieved Here are these player’s records against these very top Koreans (wins:Korean player wins: draws): vs Maru: 14:4:2 vs Dark: 9:5:1 vs GuMiho: 10:4:0 vs Solar: 16:7:1 vs Cure: 17:3:0 vs ByuN: 13:5:0 vs Classic: 8:2:0 vs Bunny: 9:2:0 vs stats: 9:4:0 vs soO: 8:4:0 vs Innovation: 16:8:0 vs Rogue: 8:7:0 vs Trap: 14:3:0 vs Zest: 10:5:0 This player is Serral, who has an over 85% win rate vs top Korean players in 3 years (Maru is the closest with 78% in one year)... does anyone seriously doubt he would have never won a GSL if he was born Korean? That idea is so utterly absurd that it is simply turbo-cope at this point. If the only reply to the GOAT debate is "meh, GSL" then you know there is no argument. Out of the last 6 years only 2 years did we see a Korean World Champion. They still have the widest, strong player base but the best of the best are elsewhere too. And Serral - if you purely look at the statistics - is undeniably the GOAT of Starcraft 2.

Damn…… got called a chobo….. 😂

Your beginning scv split, along with every scv-to-mineral after one pops out is unhinged. Why click-to-move a scv so many times next to the mineral line, just to right click a mineral field after?? Back to basics…

40:43 FUNNIEST PART 😂😂😂

am I just drunk or does his face cam and hand cam arranged that way make him look like a trex?

SC old school is hilarity. Artosis a runner up. Extremely close...

Congerats

Honestly, he is so right all the time.

Can someone tell me how ranks on ladder work? You start as A and Arty is S ? What is between?

Love the format! Two suggestions: 1. Fast forward parts where he doesnt talk (instead of cutting) so we know what happened 2. The most crucial part is the mmr change after the game, it has to be shown, like that’s what Im watching for. Basically what this channel did, it was perfection (altough I do enjoy the fancy edits here) youtube.com/@LastNightonArtosis?si=K_geIjbmW7aF0bs0

Lmfaoooo

Can we please get Verner Hertzog to read out an Artosis rant about terran. I think it would be very funny.

pure chobo gameplay

RT IS a chobo... thats it, thats life. He does great things. Maybe RT goes for Paraolypics in SC, probably he geht a fur or sthn. Gogo arty

LTT (LowTierTerran)

Guys please help me understand, I'm genuinely confused: Artosis has been my favourite SC2 personality while I played and watched the game. I enjoyed his analyses, his casting and just his general personality. I haven't followed him throughout the last few years since my interested in the game dwindled but now the YT algorithm has been showing me some StarCraft stuff again like this video and I am somewhat shocked. Is this 2024 Artosis? Screaming at the game, insulting his opponents, blaming game mechanics and non-stop cursing? This video just feels like 30 minutes pure frustration, no joy at all, and it breaks my heart. :( Was this just a bad day or is this some kind of intended on-stream personality thing I'm too dense to grasp?

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It's crazy to me that a b rank player can beat a player who is on the edge of S rank. In sc2 if I'm diamond I am NEVER losing to anyone who is platinum. I don't care what they're doing they can never beat me. Hell, if in high up in diamond pushing against masters I will never lose to a low diamond player. If I'm in masters I never lose to a diamond player unless he's about to be promoted and I would check and they would get promoted either from beating me or in the next few games. Yet it feels like to me that in broodwar the game is so hard I would think that the stratification between skill levels would be much higher. That like a high a would never lose to a even a medium A. My pc dead so I can't play. But I will buy a new pc this year. But then if I'm playing on NA it's completely different than Korea.

Tbh he just played really bad this time :(

Not gonna lie, it's kinda weird posting that about yourself in the 3rd person on your own channel

Protoss zerg IMBA Terran Under Powered. Only play Terran and talk about all their advantages. Lose anyway. Complain the other player is bad. Never change RT.

not into men calling people bitches, pretty tacky idk

what's the game in the 2nd part of the video?

"hilarious" sure