He kind of is.

If he did a book on tape (idk what there called now) I would totally listen to it

justin rivera Audiobook is the term safe against obsolescence.

+AgentTasmania I mean for documentaries

He was the narrator for Ninja The Mission Force.

surgeoner I see what you did there.

woahhh no way

Indeed, he has a very giddy aunt ... :)

stil hasn't reviewed apples piles of crap

you have won comment of the day

That's because they are too bad, even for Ashens.

Jesus Leto hmmm maybe it would make everything else look like bars of gold in comparison

Very well put friend

Hah. Okay.

Yeah, it's just fun knowing that a guy with a Doctorate in psychology spends his days reviewing tat and torturing his digestive system.

@Jack _ seriously you, you sound pretentious and pretty unfair

@@jf1376 You just misunderstood. The OP is saying that it's unusual for someone intelligent to be this popular on KZfaq, (which actually is kind of a pretentious statement) Jack was just pointing out that Ashen's popularity is partially due to the fact that he's not trying to flaunt his intelligence, he's not particularly educational, he's making videos for entertainment. And the humour, consistency, and getting on it early are all compliments, signs that he is, in fact, intelligent and has clearly put some thought into it.

Jim Jam Banana Slam absolutely agree. Him playing around with junk and having an entertaining personality - it's really not about "intelligence" or "education"; I can't see, how someone would want to squeeze that in there. Anyway, it is true that "intelligent" (seriously, whatever that means. Is a physics channel "intelligent"? Is a food reviewing channel from a novel laureate "intelligente"??) channels rarely get as big as pewdiepie or idubbbztv etc., but I would propose, that people just search around for some keywords, because even though the algorithm might not favor them as much, there are many, *many* channels with hundreds of thousands to millions of subscribers with highly brilliant educational or entertaining content here on KZfaq. Maybe just try to not get your watching material from "trending", people!

Perhaps they rigged up a prosthetic body for him?

I thought he was a brown sofa.

This guy is just a low paid actor whi is being dubbed by the real Ashens

@@francis64227 a manky old brown sofa, to be exact :P

me cos i bought the 3 blu ray ashens movie collection 😎🤓

Hey, I like mopeds too, keep an eye out for a puch magnum for me ;)

Rory Rumfelt Cool, will do! :-D

I found him while watching a review for a terrible console called the "Wireless60". He was in the recommendations. Only good thing KZfaq has recommended me.

ye same here. I had youtube on In the background playing video games (think it was skate 2). i think i just picked a video from the recommended bar and just kept playing the game. suddenly I heard a guy saying WLL WLL WLL and I had to go back and watch the whole video and from that moment I was hooked

I got to him from Nerd3

Yeah, seems like a smart guy and would be nice to have a pint with. Probably a horrendously out of date pint, but never mind...

He has a PhD in Psychology.

@@crimsun7186 and one in tat

Wahl Flower I've had the honour meeting him! I was just out shopping in pound land and there he was shopping for tat! lucky i live in same city as him! he is he same in real life such funny dude :)

and there seems to be a kinder egg in every new ashens video

no way! I watch his videos all the time. :)

the only thing he does is just editing but his commentary is off the cuff

I met him once and you can tell he doesn't script- he's that funny off the cuff in real life

He is his online persona haha, when I met him he was just as quick witted, sarcastic and funny

robster604 His may essentially be the same person as his persona. But his persona is a slightly exaggerated version of himself, he has said as much before.

The best sort of persona

This is suuuuuuuper old but, just in case anyone needs proof Ashens isn't a persona, the Beer Bread Oven of '13 is all you need to see hahahaha kzfaq.info/get/bejne/icyqbNSd0OCqZGQ.html

I bet you still do, too!

@@favoritemustard3542 Yep!! Still a fan 😊

Vivec

Ald'ruhn

LastofAvari Caldera

***** oh shit. Ebonheart

Seyda Neen

There was no-one. Just a tailors dummy dressed up as Michael Parkinson.

So slightly more animate than Michael Parkinson?

Well he does have a PhD in psychology Haha

Yes, but they'd think it's Simon Pegg.

i want a t shirt with the couch on it !

+Maurice H Yesssssssss

as a 18 years old guy, i'd buy stuff with ashens' face on it.

+M3lsheR Same here

Also am I the only one who kept wishing he'd straighten out his suit? It's all bunched up...... pull it down damnit!

Actually he said that he can NEARLY buy a sandwich.

+Xexer Lol, okay. I missed that technicality.

Price Wilson :)

@@pricewilson1436 yep. Just you.

"You try to reassure the sad onion his life is worth living. Roll for Diplomacy."

I'd be surprised if he didn't.