Asian Parent Punishments

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@3deer6 3 жыл бұрын

“I have trained my whole life for the moment he gets a B so that I can whip him with my ancestral whooping powers.”

@StevenHe 3 жыл бұрын

hahahah

@f.b.i9912 3 жыл бұрын

User pic check ✅

@aniketsaha1601 3 жыл бұрын

I'm a pro at it too ... Courtesy of my Asian Parents who forced me to study to get into med school😭😭

@uchihaaniq7845 3 жыл бұрын

Childhood trauma!!

@sujanedwin504 2 жыл бұрын

@@aniketsaha1601 well one thing, never do what u don't like, cuz no matter what u do u mostly fail in it. Do something u like :)

@CaesarShadowKnight 3 жыл бұрын

Asian Parents: “I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move.” *inflict long term emotional and psychological damage* Asian Parents: “Why are you such a failure?”

@aadarsh_1303x 3 жыл бұрын

Nah man we are numb to it

@mintypickle4 3 жыл бұрын

They are failure because they didn’t do enough psychological and physical damage

@Aryan-sw7dp 3 жыл бұрын

@Julian Vaul Discombobulated

@kuroko-kun6698 3 жыл бұрын

@@Aryan-sw7dp discombobulate you

@nayeemhaider8367 3 жыл бұрын

eh its just the carrot and stick concept. Success is is rewarded while failure is punished. Competition is much much greater here in Asia so no wonder parents are more desperate

@ars6187 2 жыл бұрын

“The unfairness delivers extra emotional damage. Very effective.” Truer words have never been spoken…regarding parenting advice to guarantee the motivational response you want to see in your child. Quick, effective, guaranteed results, providing additional bonus time for the parent to be more productive, or if the parent is not Asian, to be used as “me time”. This is GOLD.

@oguzhan9424 Жыл бұрын

The line you said made me get tears while watching the video. Its golden, but also very true 😂

@DeadPixel1105 2 жыл бұрын

I showed this to my Asian friend who was born and raised in Indonesia. He was cracking up. He said it's a perfect representation of Asian parents and he said the slipper is 'the ultimate weapon of Asian parents' 😂😂

@theripoffchnnel Жыл бұрын

My mom used the hamd

@susanfender307 Жыл бұрын

It's not just Asian families- ask anyone Hispanic about "La Chancleta/Chancla"

@Yushika2638 Жыл бұрын

Funny, my dad uses a spoon

@CHRF-55457 Жыл бұрын

@@Yushika2638 My parents and older sisters use the chopsticks and wooden spatulas

@Charadediana Жыл бұрын

@@susanfender307 The scariest thing of being from Brazil is the slippers with GPS that will chase you until it reaches you, or the belt xD

@nickbuchanan4893 3 жыл бұрын

Kid: *gets 99% Asian Parents: "So you have chosen physical and psychological damage"

@uchihaaniq7845 3 жыл бұрын

True😭

@EbboHima 3 жыл бұрын

"very effective"

@nikkib-superbass3580 3 жыл бұрын

Failure

@bagusnurdiansyah1982 3 жыл бұрын

I wheeze

@zerocat888 3 жыл бұрын

Kid fainted

@nagssaran1343 3 жыл бұрын

"Honey is that the crazy neighbour who always pretends to be his dad?" "I'm afraid it is...." "Hmmmm....must be some sort of childhood trauma..." "WATCH OUT THERE'S A SLIPPER COMING-"

@StevenHe 3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha every car driving by

@scootergrant8683 3 жыл бұрын

But remember the leather slipper has maximum trauma efficiency. None of this polymer fake fabric white man clothing. Proper equipment. - In a Steven He accent

@EntergeticalakaBot 3 жыл бұрын

When you good enough you can get that slipper to break glass

@Iforgothowtodothis 3 жыл бұрын

@@StevenHe don't forget to lock your wrist when throwing the slipper and let it slip out of your hand

@misskim2058 3 жыл бұрын

@@scootergrant8683 Pretty sure you won’t find “made in (any “White” European country) stamped on the average slipper or on the tag, what’s this crap about fake white man fabric? You been letting the TV puke into your mind again? The way the “white man” image gets twisted, they would be the ones so “rich and privileged”, they wouldn’t be wearing anything less than a leather slipper.

@yukie_tn 2 жыл бұрын

The 99% is so accurate. When I was in elementary school, the highest you can get on the citywide exam is 99%, meaning you scored in the top 1% (higher than 99%) of the students. That was really something to try to explain to my parents.

@justterrell956 2 жыл бұрын

Growing up I had a lot of Asian friends and we would always joke about how strict our parents were(I’m black) but I always felt I had it a bit easier because of the grades part. My dad was cool with me getting a B. I’ll also never forget the day my mom made me pick out the stick to get whipped, real life emotional damage.

@tiaprocelius2226 Жыл бұрын

Yes. The problem with these punishments is that they are always in the base of humiliation. Punishment should be dealing with the real consequences of the actions... Like facing the trouble you caused by fixing it or the people you pranked, etc.

@1014p Жыл бұрын

Humiliation by being spanked? No thats literal consequence. Its up to the kid if they want to feel humiliated. Generally is a state of fear up until kid just stops caring.

@lawrencetalbot8346 Жыл бұрын

He is dead right, never pick the smaller ones cause they’ll whip you with it. Get a big one, better yet one super heavy so they tire after a few hits.

@tiaprocelius2226 Жыл бұрын

@@1014p I don't understand what you mean. Spanking is not right. It damages your self-esteem, therefore the way you interact in society and teaches you to solve things with violence. REAL CONSEQUENCES would be: not eating because you didn't cook your food; going home walking because you made your dad wait for you too long at the school door; having to apologize to strangers you hurt/pranked. That's what I mean with punishments that deal directly with the consequences of a mistake.

@Superb_HMI Жыл бұрын

Me and my brothers are afraid of our mothers voice so how are we suppose to chose with which stick or spoon to be spanked with

@ashtonriley3238 3 жыл бұрын

This guy has so much on his plate: bejing corn, whooping failures, being haunted, and searching his sons room

@StevenHe 3 жыл бұрын

Yes 😆😆😆

@christopherholaday7267 3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@porterrobertson517 3 жыл бұрын

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh

@youtuwo2303 3 жыл бұрын

and flexing at his neighbor lol

@cljh5069 3 жыл бұрын

All while flexing on neighbors.

@san_ggu 3 жыл бұрын

The harsh reality is, Asian parents too often make you carry out *your own punishment.*

@-panya-1030 3 жыл бұрын

YES i RELATE

@kinguman308 3 жыл бұрын

I'm a good boi so this ain't relatable :D

@merpuffedy 3 жыл бұрын

Steve he is my inspiration he even inspired me to make my own skits! Plees check them out

@-panya-1030 3 жыл бұрын

@@kinguman308 o no its because my little sister blames everything on me. and parents eat it all up

@ok-rg4wf 3 жыл бұрын

My dad say if I doo bad I get punished if my little sister do bad I get punished because I did not teach her well.

@RandomLife357 Жыл бұрын

"The big sticks are just sticks the smaller sticks are whips" This got me and my sister laughing so hard

@Elder_Goose Жыл бұрын

I remember one time I made my dad mad and tried to run away so he wouldn't catch me. In the blink of an eye he took a broom and threw it like a spear towards my legs, causing me to trip and fall. it totally felt like being hunted

@environmentalnews6040 8 ай бұрын

Are you Asian?

@samuelzhang5497 3 жыл бұрын

"Hello, I am a professional Asian Dad. I specialize in failure management."

@StevenHe 3 жыл бұрын

indeed

@gandalftheantlion 3 жыл бұрын

So, if your son never makes you proud or not a failure... Does that mean your failing at your profession?

@TMW_DragonixX 3 жыл бұрын

@@StevenHe indeed sir indeed

@matissa1857 3 жыл бұрын

Finally I found this kind of comment. Can't stop laughing when Steven He said like that XD

@kingdavidthegreatprick5410 3 жыл бұрын

How does beating change anything.

@khojohn4729 2 жыл бұрын

"The best thing about the slipper is the quick draw speed" -Sun Tzu, Art of failure management

@toymaster4041 2 жыл бұрын

And I bet he knows a L I T T L E more than you do pal because he invented it.

@Irish_Enderman 2 жыл бұрын

@@toymaster4041 TF2 reference, nice

@superstarplayer4139 2 жыл бұрын

And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor

@coppergolem8713 2 жыл бұрын

No STEVEN HE,art Of failure, management

@stealthattack2209 2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@Tony-zp8xn Жыл бұрын

Oh man, the "hold this pillow" punishment brings back memories. So similar to the "heaviest sheet of paper in the world" punishment, where someone has to hold a sheet of paper with both hands and with both arms extended straight out. That sheet of paper will get heavy very quickly.

@AstroidWanderer Жыл бұрын

It sucks so much, the pain of just having to stand there. I feel like it’s worse if you have your parents just right next to you, watching if you falter

@asharahmad1068 10 ай бұрын

@@AstroidWandereryou don't need to stand the arms stretched out hurts a lot

@Chiwalker Жыл бұрын

The worst my parents ever did was the lectures/rants. Hours upon hours of just having to sit there. I used to think getting a stick was the worst, but when they transitioned to lectures, I missed the stick.

@robertharp16 3 жыл бұрын

You see when I was 10 I once thought I dodged the slipper, only to be reminded that they come in pairs , truly a genius design

@sixtynine4009 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao fr

@fir3_bsyt310 3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@KaitouKiara422 3 жыл бұрын

I can feel your pain from here

@Mr.Goodkat 3 жыл бұрын

I buried my aunts slipper she used to smack my bum under a bunch of garbage in the bin/trash can so she didn't have it to smack me with no more then was also reminded they came in pairs :(

@joeyzapata6786 8 ай бұрын

😂

@thason3304 3 жыл бұрын

The greatest slipper action I’d ever seen from my mom was when she threw a single slipper that managed to hit both my brother and me

@StevenHe 3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAH they don’t obey the laws of physics

@lorireed8046 3 жыл бұрын

Haaa haa that's hitting two stupid birds with one stone! Master Mom!

@maheralbibi2143 3 жыл бұрын

She is the master of physics 🤣 She made physics

@Baron_Blue_Max 3 жыл бұрын

My mom knew I was good at dodging her shoes so she bounced one off the wall one time and it got me good. She was like Captain America with that thing.

@brotheraracon3646 3 жыл бұрын

I need the story

@JustaPersonTryinToHuman365 Жыл бұрын

2:08 I dunno why, but, "I know it look like short range melee weapon for defending da disappointment" was extra hilarious

@Nala__Shiro Жыл бұрын

he should start an slipper punishment school 🤣🤣

@ilikeoranges8784 3 жыл бұрын

The accuracy of “I never look” is unbelievably relatable

@icegod4849 3 жыл бұрын

IKR! My mom doesn't get mad at me for playing games, she gets mad at me for having the general demeanor of a game player, which is to say, any time I am relaxed

@xewrt4190 3 жыл бұрын

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@StarsFc578 3 жыл бұрын

@@icegod4849 same lol

@ballpythonsarecool5437 3 жыл бұрын

@@xewrt4190 obviously a rick roll rick astley is overrated

@ethanh116 3 жыл бұрын

@@ballpythonsarecool5437 i feel like he’s underrated. 80% of the people who know him only know him for that one song, not even because they think it’s a good song, but because it became a huge historical meme.

@cameltube6584 3 жыл бұрын

Russian Parent: If you tell the truth everything will be ok. 5 Minutes Later: *Whips out meat tenderiser*

@mandiepitre8063 3 жыл бұрын

My French mom 😂😂😂

@BlurryElite 3 жыл бұрын

Is that Morgz?

@MrBirdMonkey 3 жыл бұрын

Just tell the truth and you won't be in trouble... Such a lie If I wasn't going to be in trouble, we wouldn't be having this talk. This is why cops say you have the right to remain silent

@bxnny5861 3 жыл бұрын

thats even worse if you're a boy lmaoooooooo

@danieljhalab6775 3 жыл бұрын

My Slavic mother just used a rolling pin But Babushka she had a special stick to beat my ass that was hardened over decades

@loungeroomrecords Жыл бұрын

I am EasternEuropean and this is so relative to my upbringing and the upbringing of many of my friends and counsins. The emotional damage and failure is still with me even as I have passed 50.

@DansuB4nsu03 Жыл бұрын

Same. I'm Russian and we have a strict culture of family and obedience, just like in other places in Asia. We're also pressured like crazy when it comes to our education performance, since conditions in Russia aren't the best and only the best worker ants can have a chance at decent life. All of those combined are a great recipe for abuse under the guise of "discipline". It may not be as evident as in China and Japan with their productivity cult, for example, but it still exists.

@LinaR707 8 ай бұрын

Same I hear you 😂

@SomeGuyFromCleveland Жыл бұрын

Steven never heard of a switch. My grandmother had a weeping willow in her front lawn next to the swing set. Heaven and hell in one place.

@water_you_talking_about Жыл бұрын

YESS. and my grandmother did the worst part..... she made me go pick out the one she would use.

@chimp3493 3 жыл бұрын

The Art of Punishment. -Asian Dad. This should be a real book

@countdracula7896 3 жыл бұрын

The next edition will be from Asian mom

@mynameisjeff9474 3 жыл бұрын

@@countdracula7896 and Asian grandparents who are experts in throwing their spinning slippers

@MaryzAigredou 3 жыл бұрын

Or, "how to deal with Failure" xD

@thngzys 3 жыл бұрын

They already wrote one. The CIA used it for torture training so it's no longer top secret.

@merpuffedy 3 жыл бұрын

I'm trying to be like the next Steven He can yoy guys check me out

@Ahlem_DMC 2 жыл бұрын

my favorite line: "the unfairness delivers extra emotional damage, very effective"

@compro8111 2 жыл бұрын

"It's not easy"

@futuristicbot1926 2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@locallightworker4702 2 жыл бұрын

Bro when I read this comment I was actually watching that line

@asta953 2 жыл бұрын

This one explains my childhood trauma

@carenthusiast228 2 жыл бұрын

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@Karlanimz Жыл бұрын

"Ah damn it, he's addicted to slippers now!"

@Paradigmfusion Жыл бұрын

The look of embarrassment as that truck went by. Emotional Damage! Very Effective!!!

@justsomeguywithamoustache5087 3 жыл бұрын

American parents: Blames teachers Indian(Asian) parents: Secret ninjutsu, slipper bullet

@ang5832 3 жыл бұрын

Just some guy with a mustache and just some guy without a mustache is here??

@sanomanjiro2310 3 жыл бұрын

@@ang5832 ikr

@berlinnuuna 3 жыл бұрын

My parents use broom staff, a secret art passed down the Indian generations.

@justsomeguywithamoustache5087 3 жыл бұрын

@@berlinnuuna the forbidden jutsu

@michaeljdlc8918 3 жыл бұрын

South east asian*

@sebsjunkyard 3 жыл бұрын

Steven's dad must be the fastest slipper in the west.

@StevenHe 3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA a with that posture

@artransformeraqe5692 3 жыл бұрын

No Steven's mom is that

@ThisIsArty 3 жыл бұрын

east*

@masterpie7822 3 жыл бұрын

*east

@merpuffedy 3 жыл бұрын

I make pretty cool skits can you guys check them out?

@TheStreamingEnderman 2 жыл бұрын

Steven's Dad describing the slipper sounds like a military specialist explaining how to use a new experimental boomerang that's also a gun.

@tangren13 2 жыл бұрын

I like how the slipper was thrown during the recording of the video and the slipper finesse it through time-space and hit Steven at the time when he is editing that very same video. Nice ending 👍

@tinymouse. 3 жыл бұрын

I really like how it's basically like a documentary on how to punish your kids

@leonardomonteromagallon806 3 жыл бұрын

@Daniel Long congrats

@rccj2038 3 жыл бұрын

Second to reply

@tausifhossain1362 3 жыл бұрын

it's called mockumentary

@Hyperz_Hype 3 жыл бұрын

@Daniel Long want a nobel prize?

@cubey0994 3 жыл бұрын

You’re watching The Learning Channel

@L0rddapper 2 жыл бұрын

“Because Steven is so stupid he don’t know the smaller sticks hurt more” so true

@vanillavvvalentine3980 2 жыл бұрын

Big sticks can bruise and hurt more physically bit it “feels” like the smaller finger to pinky size o es hurt more because of the flexibility and sting factor lol

@samuelfernandesoliveira 2 жыл бұрын

@@vanillavvvalentine3980 i tried it no the smaller hurts more i hit them in me with big and small the big did not hurt me and the small hurt as hell

@yolocringe7813 2 жыл бұрын

Ok here's a log

@avananana 2 жыл бұрын

@@vanillavvvalentine3980 Really depends, smaller and more bendy sticks will usually work as a whip, and whips can cause some serious damage even with very little effort. There's a reason flagellation was used as a sort of punishment long ago over just slapping someone with a giant fat wooden stick.

@renegademorely9503 2 жыл бұрын

Lool. I did this once. My grandma told me to pick a belt for my punishment. First, I brought her a giant, spiked belt, then a really thin one... guess she took pity on me cuz she finally took out a normal belt after XD

@fun-vlogs 2 жыл бұрын

2:31 who is that legend who threw that slipper 🤣 😂

@ttylbrb Жыл бұрын

as a kid whose mom does this so often it could be considered physical and emotional abuse, im crying and laughing at the same time

@chaitanyashende7244 11 ай бұрын

You'll get through it. Don't give up.

@asharahmad1068 10 ай бұрын

@@chaitanyashende7244yup he will get used to it and will adapt😂

@kathleencove 7 ай бұрын

Sending hugs 🫂

@mariodelatorre8584 3 жыл бұрын

The “I never look I just whoop his ass anyways” had laughing so hard 😂😂😂

@StevenHe 3 жыл бұрын

Yoooo that was hilarious

@crimsonenergy4735 3 жыл бұрын

I read this while this was bout to happen

@mariodelatorre8584 3 жыл бұрын

@@crimsonenergy4735 lmao 😂😂

@sherrymckee5622 3 жыл бұрын

I just died!! so true

@menopillion9853 3 жыл бұрын

That sounds like some legendary Slipper Fu.

@CunningBard 3 жыл бұрын

Im Filipino and I know for a fact that Filipino mom's have Built-in Sights in their Eyes, When they Throw a Slipper Its always 100% Gonna Hit you

@StevenHe 3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha it flys around corners

@toastius9939 3 жыл бұрын

@@StevenHe no sir, It acts like a Homing Missile

@forcedhaircut 3 жыл бұрын

for my vietnamese mom its that but with clothing hangers

@Alt-om1qv 3 жыл бұрын

Hmm my Mum's arsenal of weapons are: Slippers Hanger Belt Hide my phone

@beelzebub469 3 жыл бұрын

Yes bro accuracy over perfection

@bryanthebreadstick5266 Жыл бұрын

can't forget the good old classic tugging on your ear and the words, "wAi wAi wAi"

@ZhenMitch Жыл бұрын

This is the funniest video I ever saw in my life!!!! Great job!! I never cry when laughing but this 1 video makes me do it everytime. Great job steven and his crew

@kalebramirez7327 2 жыл бұрын

"this weapon was invented before physics" that killed me lol

@doggo8901 2 жыл бұрын

I'll send you to god before god was invented

@patricktaylor488 2 жыл бұрын

You can finesse it through time space

@MyCrippledWings 2 жыл бұрын

You know, his dad used to walk uphill BOTH ways to school each morning, while fighting off not ONE but TWO lions, occasionally having to use nunchucks against a Tyrannasaurus rex, all while hunting for his school lunch cuz Starbucks wasn't around then. But then....physics was invented. So our generation doesn't have to do that any more.

@TTT-hw5ty 3 жыл бұрын

He is true Asian. His editing software is free.

@josiahlim5957 2 жыл бұрын

But it's good

@josiahlim5957 2 жыл бұрын

I'm totally not saying this after trying 5 different free softwares

@perezchris0206 2 жыл бұрын

Bruh 🤣

@arraflabib4436 2 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@S3R_Edits 2 жыл бұрын

I can't see any watermark on the video to make sure it's free

@Wafuren-Ch Жыл бұрын

Honestly, that end part with the expression on his face when the truck drives by… I swear that it’s impossible not to make that face.

@x-con-x Жыл бұрын

I absolutely love this channel. Makes me laugh so much. The only thing is my Girlfriend is getting annoyed at me because I am constantly trying to talk like you lmao.. Love it.

@ktfitz4604 3 жыл бұрын

"Defending the disappointment" I died. 😂😂😂😂

@davidm.9751 2 жыл бұрын

This had me ROFL

@BADALEX1 2 жыл бұрын

Definitely one of my favourite comments.

@ShadyRevy 3 жыл бұрын

Steven’s Dad is a pro at Kung-Shoe

@sanghavl8589 3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@thsbh2 3 жыл бұрын

My mother is amazing at a broomerang. Heh

@obv_t1x90 3 жыл бұрын

Kung shoe should be counted as martial arts

@zyxify4336 3 жыл бұрын

Kung foot

@salsatuna177 3 жыл бұрын

kung shoe figjting

@jasmeetkaurkukreja15 2 жыл бұрын

This man explains how much damage I've had...thank you Steven. I should get a therapist...again....

@laguna8211 Жыл бұрын

2:07 "However, the defining feather of the slipper is the long range capability" LMAO I DIED

@RazeR8023 3 жыл бұрын

i think all asian parents had to take your dad's class, Steven's dad PhD in inflicting effective emotional, physical and psychological damage.

@StevenHe 3 жыл бұрын

Hehe very effective

@user-jy5dg5vs3r 3 жыл бұрын

Imma tell my mom that’s what I’m studying in university

@mokleymoke 3 жыл бұрын

The "Where the hell the 1% what you eat it?" is too accurate. Anything gone wrong = you ate it in Asian household I swear. It's like a frickin insult that u ate something you physically cannot eat.

@widCr_Kd 3 жыл бұрын

Haha it’s to relatable

@udoibeleme 3 жыл бұрын

Nigerian parents ask you if the teacher needed the one percent that you apparently left for him/her. God forbid anyone get more than you... they will ask if that person has two heads.

@name-ie9qo Жыл бұрын

The way he smirks while saying "very effective" makes it sound more genuine and hilarious 🤣

@shameemqayyum4129 2 жыл бұрын

I am so in love!!! You know, I have the exact same slipper! My Son sent me this video and I loved the way my slipper would follow him around corners!! Finesse it through time space! I'm crying. Love it!!

@GenshinHistorian 3 жыл бұрын

Dad: I specialised in “failure management” This could literally be a real job

@TheBsoyolerdene 3 жыл бұрын

There's a lot of specific jobs in Asia you don't know about.

@davidevans7264 3 жыл бұрын

Asian dad's CV

@redlinx5520 3 жыл бұрын

When Mexican kids thought their parents’ punishments were harsh Asian parents:

@---ov2sf 3 жыл бұрын

@Karina Maciel F

@vrinda6223 3 жыл бұрын

@Karina Maciel rest in peace friend

@ShinningCrys 3 жыл бұрын

@Karina Maciel may you live to see the light of the next dawn

@m-notes 3 жыл бұрын

🤣 with Mexican parents you basically just got to watch out for la chancla, the belt or la cuchara (kitchen spoon) lmao

@stannctforbetterpopulation5695 3 жыл бұрын

@Karina Maciel Rest in many pieces, my friend. 🙏🏻

@Nosmo90 2 жыл бұрын

Steven's scholar's cradle technique is flawless - something that any parent should be proud of!

@DynamiteLs14 Жыл бұрын

I genuinely love the bloopers at end

@dannyww 3 жыл бұрын

steven is the type of guy that loses 3 seconds in a laughing contest

@StevenHe 3 жыл бұрын

dude.. 100%

@twilightstar637 3 жыл бұрын

@@StevenHe hahaha haha ha oh...

@mhdviewer4726 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but he can imagine the character so that's funny for him

@speedygod4446 3 жыл бұрын

@@twilightstar637 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@merpuffedy 3 жыл бұрын

@@StevenHe bro your my rolemodel and u inspired to make skits

@razrekt2568 3 жыл бұрын

“Professional Asian Dad” “Specialised in Failure management” It caught me slacking lol

@yummynomz581 Жыл бұрын

0:51 best slipper technique, loving it

@tammygunnell3085 Жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure my Mom took lessons from Asians while mastering her craft of slipper-throwing! I'm living proof of she never missing her target! Steven you are super talented the way you put these videos together! Last video short I watched. You sang a line from a song and I was like"Daaaayaaamn! What a voice! Handsome good looks,great voice,funny,and talented! I sure hope your girlfriend knows who and what she has! 😘Keep up the good work! Well done!

@hussainarslan9954 3 жыл бұрын

Love the way your switched up the style. Keep it up

@StevenHe 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks a lot Hussain, it’s risky trying out new styles, I appreciate you having my back brother

@adamzsvideoarchive 3 жыл бұрын

Pinned :/

@mewooo8000 3 жыл бұрын

First

@zhengkaitaken 3 жыл бұрын

I'm just waiting for this comment to blow up lol

@bolt8130 3 жыл бұрын

Me and the boys waiting for this comment to get 272781 likes

@cubey0994 3 жыл бұрын

“I don’t have a dictionary but, excel must mean stoopiiiiiiddddddd ” That had me laugh out loud🤣🤣🤣

@mesirionyeemmanuel2842 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 Man asked for the other 1%

@cubey0994 3 жыл бұрын

@@mesirionyeemmanuel2842 that bit to

@cubey0994 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you all for these likes

@christinaf713 Жыл бұрын

I just want to say that I think you are very talented, and funny. You seem like someone who is very fun to be around. I hope for the best for you. I will continue watching your videos. Thank you for making and posting the videos🥰

@neogeger Жыл бұрын

Tengo mi ring tong con la frase DAño emocional cuando hablan mis padres, jajaja

@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 жыл бұрын

It's all fun and games until they pull out nunchucks

@ethanzambrano7083 3 жыл бұрын

WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE

@chetanyadav7704 3 жыл бұрын

Wherever I go I see your comment.

@mangetout8525 3 жыл бұрын

im finally early to your comment for once

@paquatory3914 3 жыл бұрын

here before this guys comment gets 1k likes cause ur comments always do xd

@zaman7281 3 жыл бұрын

your on every video I go to

@noahknows4418 3 жыл бұрын

I love how he doesn’t even take the shoe off with his hands, he just kicks it

@noahknows4418 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for liking my comment!

@AP93420 3 жыл бұрын

1:39 😂

@izukumidoriyavillaindeku3162 3 жыл бұрын

This is a ability I can do to my friend I now how to do it to stop the failure

@fishymemes2308 2 жыл бұрын

Quick drawing speed

@saoirseford6859 Жыл бұрын

I love his videos so much, I can just tell he puts sooo much effort into it

@gamerperson194 Жыл бұрын

1:28 love the voice crack 😂

@fairyblu6929 3 жыл бұрын

Bruh as a black kid, the worst thing that I've ever had to do is choose my own weapon. It's either the metal spoon, the wooden spoon, the belt, the stick, the slipper, the boot or the bare hand. And you can't pick the same weapon every time. It's gotta be a different one each time. So my heart bleeds for all you Asian and Hispanic kids out there. I know the struggle. 😭😓

@naledimoses9627 3 жыл бұрын

Worse when they make u fetch it

@hensontruong3278 3 жыл бұрын

My dad chooses the furnace and the power cord

@mxruwa5741 3 жыл бұрын

My Grandma would make you go outside and fetch your own stick.

@DijnX 3 жыл бұрын

I got a wooden baseball bat once. That was a fun one to look back on.

@jenislyjensen 3 жыл бұрын

I'm asia I understand your struggle as well😂

@Nopeasaurus 2 жыл бұрын

When he says "Go find me a stick to beat you with" I felt the anxiety hit me at my very core. I can only imagine the horror, being forced to search for a weapon you know will be used against you.

@hashem6356 2 жыл бұрын

Probably used in medieval times for slaves who try to escape

@brokensource2339 2 жыл бұрын

Bruh this was me when my mama told me to get a switch from outside or a belt from the closet.

@user-rk9wd8wt2z 2 жыл бұрын

This trick is very popular among indians.

@Stephenguitar93 2 жыл бұрын

I used to have to do it all the time. But I'm not actually stupid, and I got sticks that were solid, but easily broken. I wasn't about to pull no whip out lol

@Nopeasaurus 2 жыл бұрын

@@Stephenguitar93 Did your parent ever see through your cunning deception?

@xD-Hi Жыл бұрын

This video never fails to put a smile on my face i love how stevens acting tells a story so hilariously yet so clearly ❤️

@winterbeat13 Жыл бұрын

Thank you for making me laugh Steven. I really needed it today.

@savagecabbagegaming3651 3 жыл бұрын

Stevens dad: I have found your report card in the mail Also Steven dad: OmAe Wa MoU sHiNdEiRu

@StevenHe 3 жыл бұрын

AHahahaha

@rishtelakalapalli711 3 жыл бұрын

Steven: Nani?

@joelpayne5437 3 жыл бұрын

@@StevenHe why you fail at math?

@xewrt4190 3 жыл бұрын

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@Blablabla-oo8mm 3 жыл бұрын

Nani?

@sagisasenpai 3 жыл бұрын

"I don't have a dictionary but excel must mean STOOPID" Man, I just really love the way Steven's Dad says "stoopid", gets me every time lol

@demonicbabydragon011 2 жыл бұрын

"get me a stick/smaller sticks hurt more" as black girl raised by a southern grandma this was beyond relatable.😂😂

@Pauldjreadman Жыл бұрын

The emotion damage slipper. Flys through the air for an extra 99 cents.

@DMGGoodTimes 2 жыл бұрын

extra psychological damage 😂

@horiskychild6189 2 жыл бұрын

LOLOLOLL first reply on verified channel

@cavetrollvillageidiot3095 2 жыл бұрын

Very effective.

@AntiSpiral666 2 жыл бұрын

First time seeing an old verified comment with less that 1k likes

@peteri9973 2 жыл бұрын

bruhhhh BRRRUHHHH I can't *breath* lmaoo I lost iT this part dealt critical damagee to my lungs

@Warlord_Megatron 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@user-mf4lt9pw6n 3 жыл бұрын

"What's your job sir?" "I get rid of *failures* from the family"

@adarshreddy686 2 жыл бұрын

I read it in his accent

@Youzw 2 жыл бұрын

That is hard

@AntonPogonin 2 жыл бұрын

I found one

@paul_109 Жыл бұрын

The pure joy in his voice when he says the word "whip"

@rahimamanibpel4956 2 жыл бұрын

I've experienced these!! hahahaha. The flying tsinelas, and the choose your own stick to get smacked at. then you get your free peeled fruits 🤣

@megaladon5897 3 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: Steven makes these videos to get therapy for the PTSD he got when he was a kid with Asian parents. Therefore all these videos are real-life events from the past.

@saumidealmeida530 3 жыл бұрын

dun dun dun!!!!!

@AustiuNoMatterWho 3 жыл бұрын

probably not far off but hey, we all hated some part of our childhood

@TitaniumTronic 3 жыл бұрын

as an asian... true.

@megaladon5897 3 жыл бұрын

@@AustiuNoMatterWho lol true

@megaladon5897 3 жыл бұрын

@@TitaniumTronic lol

@Leanzazzy 3 жыл бұрын

"I try to find artistic expression while at the same time dealing physical and emotional damage." "The unfairness delivers extra emotional damage." Why are these lines so accurate? 😭

@cyberalex1036 3 жыл бұрын

"And the confusion delivers a speacial psychological damage" This is when my parents make a statement that doesnt make sense and makes me wanna kill something

@StevenHe 3 жыл бұрын

You know it’s facts

@Leanzazzy 3 жыл бұрын

@@StevenHe What's up my man? Love the videos 😍

@beelzebub469 3 жыл бұрын

Because it’s trueee

@athiranthulasi5099 6 ай бұрын

I love your Asian parent punishments a lot. Especially the dialog "the one with the handle" at the screw driver fetching incident 😂😂😂

@ministerjlupine8175 Жыл бұрын

Quantum slipper attack of EMOTIONAL DAMAGE! LMAO 🤣 🤣 🤣

@dezh6345 3 жыл бұрын

I love how relatable this is, even as a black person. We all really have so much in common.

@TitaT 3 жыл бұрын

I live in China from an African country and I feel at home 😂😂😂

@WOLFSMC4LIFE 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah feels reletable here in Finland as well. To bad those punishments have fallen out of use here and the kids are becoming annoying and arogant. Even if only things those punishments made me learn was to never get caught and to be polite. :D Ps: sorry for not writing english well.

@jellymatsuryuka6853 2 жыл бұрын

Literally everyone in the world, it's become a worldwide problem

@seekfind9531 2 жыл бұрын

@@jellymatsuryuka6853 true that. I see that in the last generation of my brothers and sisters, however my neice and nephews have a father who is a little bit younger than I who is very similar to the father seen in this video. They are the most decent, God fearing kids I know. It gives me hope. There still good parents in the world.

@jellymatsuryuka6853 2 жыл бұрын

@@seekfind9531 If there aren't then there will.

@enasbitadil3050 3 жыл бұрын

"the big sticks are just sticks, the smaller sticks are whips" I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

@ericbelcher9788 3 жыл бұрын

Switches are real 😅 Just think about what happens if you bring back a "bad" one that breaks part-way through the punishment; you get sent back to get another one.

@wirehunter86 3 жыл бұрын

No joke. My mom used to tie 3 small ones together to make a big one. And when the occasion calls for a whip, she just takes 1 out of the bundle.

@Mythriaz 3 жыл бұрын

@@wirehunter86 my mom did that with like 5-6 bundled up. I was so mad that day cause it was sth that wasn’t even my fault. I rolled a nat 20 resist and the sticks broke on impact to my body. Then i just walked away and we treated it as nothing happened 😂

@wirehunter86 3 жыл бұрын

@@Mythriaz 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you got me in the first half, but nice!

@Mythriaz 3 жыл бұрын

@@wirehunter86 heh. Naw, I flexed when it hit me and the entire thing broke. Think I was just so angry, pain didn't register.

@justsomeone8837 6 ай бұрын

1:39 That was so smooth wtf

@johngagon Жыл бұрын

Give them money for tooth fairy, steal it and buy a stick, then spank for losing money. Also, swap out rice with peagravel and then cover with hot water and serve it.

@h0pi267 3 жыл бұрын

This documentary should go on Netflix. Its a masterpiece

@sx4rymonsters 3 жыл бұрын

Petition, sign here ✍️

@wtfduwfm 3 жыл бұрын

I'm the 69th like

@Pelipear 3 жыл бұрын

It would top every other show on that platform Also, I make skits :)

@StevenHe 3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAH there will be many more episodes

@xewrt4190 3 жыл бұрын

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@buubbliex2.019 2 жыл бұрын

I remember my mother throwing a slipper at me but I "dodged" it and it hit the wall behind me and ended up slapping the back of my head. *Asian Mums just never miss.*

@amb3rr_657 2 жыл бұрын

Asian mother's throwing the slipper like a missile, you can run from it but you can never hide from it as it'll hit you

@benjaminwertz2379 2 жыл бұрын

Captain America learned how to throw his shield from your mother

@Black-fp3dy 2 жыл бұрын

she got the auto target?

@R4inM4ker 2 жыл бұрын

@@Black-fp3dy Aim lock goes stupid for Asian moms lol

@weirduser9500 2 жыл бұрын

moms slipper ability: aimbot dads slipper ability: godspeed

@ashrafsiddiq968 Жыл бұрын

"Your teacher said you excel in math with 99%. I don't have a dictionary but 'excel' must mean STOOPID" 😆

@Fido_Escapades 2 ай бұрын

I love how whenever Steven makes these I love it when he holds in his laugh. I’d be laughing in 10 seconds😂

@ycAuntieLala 2 жыл бұрын

“Go get a stick for me to beat you with.” 😂 -it is nice to know this shared emotional and psychological damage is shared across all races. Make me feel all warm and fuzzy.

@diffdimgamerseven9986 2 жыл бұрын

here *gives you a USB* this is all you gettin

@anthonyhewetson5086 2 жыл бұрын

Indeed, most of the white kids I grew up with were familiar with this next-level cruelty:)

@ghaithking8891 2 жыл бұрын

Bro... i would wish my father asked me for a stick... that bastard literally had 3 leather belts with different sizes (all painful as heck) and always told me to PREPARE one of those for my whooping :D

@anonym2100 2 жыл бұрын

I dont see race, only failure

@naltondika9708 2 жыл бұрын

Oof not exactly good

@Lazy_Aviator 3 жыл бұрын

Just think how many memes could be made and posted on Stevens subreddit just from this video alone

@StevenHe 3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha I’m excited

@Lazy_Aviator 3 жыл бұрын

@@StevenHe the fact that I got reddit just to use r/stevenhe shows we are prepared to chuck the memes at you with our shoes

@KelticTim Жыл бұрын

I love how Asian parents and southern parents are so similar. Slight change in language from “get a stick” to “get a switch”

@iihoneybea629 Жыл бұрын

Let’s hope this doesn’t get demonitised

@citricacid8890 3 жыл бұрын

the slipper is the most ancient weapon in asian history. it has been passed down from generation to generation, and is still used to this day to whoop our disappointing kids.

@warlock8593 2 жыл бұрын

The second one is Belt .

@milawrine3657 2 жыл бұрын

@@warlock8593 the third one is a hose

@aquacancergames 2 жыл бұрын

the fourth one is slap

@wendypao8337 2 жыл бұрын

The 5th one is a cane/rotan

@mariamichaela7835 2 жыл бұрын

So true