"I'll Hold on to your money for you"

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Steven He

Steven He

3 ай бұрын

How much money do people put in red envelopes now?
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@ST0NE_206
@ST0NE_206 3 ай бұрын
Hold on as in: “you’re never seeing this again” ☠️
@Omocoldest
@Omocoldest 3 ай бұрын
They said they put it in the college savings
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 3 ай бұрын
you already know
@vihaan_17
@vihaan_17 3 ай бұрын
@@StevenHe I mean all asians know that pain.
@ryku5000
@ryku5000 3 ай бұрын
​@@Bentaga-recap9bot
@barneydoesgriddy2170
@barneydoesgriddy2170 3 ай бұрын
WHY DID YOU TELL THE SECRET OF THE ASIAN PARENTESSS
@shii5795
@shii5795 3 ай бұрын
My dad held onto my red envelopes for 18 years. Every year he deposited them into an account so they could grow in interest. On my 18th birthday, he gave me a check for around $50,000 and I got a truck for work and college. I hated that he held the money when I was little. But damn I was happy he held it for me when I turned 18.
@d-air1
@d-air1 3 ай бұрын
Wow, sounds like the one instance where this worked out.
@2MeterLP
@2MeterLP 3 ай бұрын
You spend the entire 50k on a truck? Could have got a good used car for 10k and have lots left! You dont need a brand new truck for college, what are you going to transport in that flatbed, two tons of books?
@morgan97475
@morgan97475 3 ай бұрын
@@2MeterLP Yes....two tons of books bought at full price but sold back to the campus book at an 80% discount because campus book stores suck.
@shii5795
@shii5795 3 ай бұрын
@@2MeterLP not the entire. I think I did about 9500 on an old ford. A lot of it went to college. But at the time, I was more happy with the vehicle, than I was with yet more years of education lol. :)
@Orwellian-Purple-Grapes-1984
@Orwellian-Purple-Grapes-1984 3 ай бұрын
After I turned 12 I never needed my parents to deposit my money for me, I received a junior bank account from them wherein I could deposit (and withdraw) money by myself. I was never someone who spend lots of money on toys/games or whatever, so my junior account was never empty; I think my parents were lucky to have an easy child in that aspect. Before that, I put all my money in the piggy bank and then my parents went with me to the bank to empy the piggy bank into a savings account they had opened for me.
@im_crazy_about_books_not_you
@im_crazy_about_books_not_you 3 ай бұрын
steven: GETTING 2000 DOLLARS IN ONE ENVELOPE me: CRIES IN NON ASIAN
@ohbems
@ohbems 2 ай бұрын
lol it might seem like free money but most of the time it's expected to be returned as something equal or greater in some way (like a gift worth roughly the same or more, a you giving similar or greater amount of money on their child's wedding, or the like)
@kaiseheretic7847
@kaiseheretic7847 2 ай бұрын
Usually you don't get that much and remember while u are receiving money you parents are giving away cash to other kids.
@aredub1847
@aredub1847 2 ай бұрын
at 9 YEARS OLD!!!
@swiftie..edits_012
@swiftie..edits_012 Ай бұрын
It’s usually 20-100$
@dealforbet8888
@dealforbet8888 3 ай бұрын
"I feel you, Asian parents always finding creative ways to save money for us, even if it's a little frustrating at times."
@theofficialkuni
@theofficialkuni 3 ай бұрын
How do you have 1 million subs with one video 😮
@margusprokuda4973
@margusprokuda4973 3 ай бұрын
@@theofficialkuni wtf, how is that even possible.... Is this how they fabricate famous people? :D
@JoySingh
@JoySingh 3 ай бұрын
look at this verified bot yapping
@sephypantsu
@sephypantsu 3 ай бұрын
and only 10,000 views on the video
@ACE112ACE112
@ACE112ACE112 3 ай бұрын
When they say it's for college but they already have a real college fund and robbed you.
@saadayahgbolo60
@saadayahgbolo60 3 ай бұрын
"It's great to be a parent" - Steven He
@TeeWenHaoCtss-rj2ys
@TeeWenHaoCtss-rj2ys 3 ай бұрын
“It’s great to steal children ang Pao money” Literally almost every Asian parent
@RyanLee-ho9ht
@RyanLee-ho9ht 3 ай бұрын
It's Steven She
@DogFish-NZ
@DogFish-NZ 3 ай бұрын
I make stepping sounds watching Steven He wideo's
@shaoronmd
@shaoronmd 3 ай бұрын
That's basically the chinese version of Mel Brook's "it's good to be king"
@omgomgaming2845
@omgomgaming2845 3 ай бұрын
Also steven he - "It's not great to be a parent of a FALIURE
@mimp8365
@mimp8365 3 ай бұрын
“I give you special deal: We round up! $95,000.” 😂😂😂
@BlizzardPeak
@BlizzardPeak 3 ай бұрын
Do cash! I give you 3% off for cash!
@Shadow_Dominus
@Shadow_Dominus 3 ай бұрын
“Just for you lah, I waive all the fees, hah”
@richardmahn7589
@richardmahn7589 3 ай бұрын
I give you special deal...I add interest now and not later!
@NaniLiYang
@NaniLiYang 3 ай бұрын
The therapist session was brilliant 😂
@sriharshacv7760
@sriharshacv7760 3 ай бұрын
It is funny for adults but for kids, it is truly heartbreaking and affects their confidence.
@hackman669
@hackman669 2 ай бұрын
Moral of story if you have 💰 stash it. Tell no one 😊
@npcimknot958
@npcimknot958 2 ай бұрын
@@hackman669the cookie tin is there for a reason - learn from grand ma :)
@PokhrajRoy.
@PokhrajRoy. 3 ай бұрын
The simultaneous magnanimity and being a cheapskate in Asian parents should honestly be studied.
@airshiphead
@airshiphead 3 ай бұрын
Well it's generosity when trying to compete with relatives/communicate social status, cheapskate the rest of the time
@kristamcnair1430
@kristamcnair1430 3 ай бұрын
No my friend.. parents in general 😂🤣💯
@Quincy_Morris
@Quincy_Morris 3 ай бұрын
Giving money to celebrate lunar new year is traditional.
@hiddendrifts
@hiddendrifts 3 ай бұрын
@@airshiphead exactly what i was gonna say lmao
@greggv8
@greggv8 3 ай бұрын
I know some people who'll do anything for anyone, except their own kids.
@ryzastoutgaming2279
@ryzastoutgaming2279 3 ай бұрын
"CHEAP BASTARD! I see you driving a Tesla, I know you got cash" is my new favorite line XD
@littlebean1556
@littlebean1556 3 ай бұрын
Same!!!!😂
@susancarrillo626
@susancarrillo626 3 ай бұрын
Exactly what my grandchildren say to me at Christmas and on their birthdays!
@RareFXChrisC
@RareFXChrisC 3 ай бұрын
Some people are terrible with money and spend all their money on a car, then have little to no money left over. Thus, appear to be rich, but aren't.
@DarvakSondrath
@DarvakSondrath 3 ай бұрын
I loved the irony, he gave his nephew $50, but called his sister cheap for giving his son $50.
@tusharrathore6330
@tusharrathore6330 3 ай бұрын
I can relate to that. At my big brother's wedding, one of my father's friend gave him an envelope containing 101 rupees as a wedding gift. The guy in question was rich, and he basically gave my brother a dollar as wedding gift.
@Athithan_2000
@Athithan_2000 3 ай бұрын
2:13 Me! Oh I’m just reliving my trauma of the past except it’s my birthday money, that my dad gambled away and lost everything!
@Crownerd090
@Crownerd090 2 ай бұрын
Press F to pay respect
@ShatteredKnight
@ShatteredKnight 2 ай бұрын
Oof
@GMKriv
@GMKriv Ай бұрын
Same, but alcohol and sigarrets
@sahar1213
@sahar1213 8 күн бұрын
@chrisfleming8822
@chrisfleming8822 3 ай бұрын
“Cheap bastard” 😂😂
@sasukesuite1
@sasukesuite1 3 ай бұрын
“Auntie Helen gave $50” Uncle Rodger: Haiyaaa
@Echo_419
@Echo_419 3 ай бұрын
I was waiting for this correlation!
@Dv_Firedragon
@Dv_Firedragon 3 ай бұрын
@@Echo_419 Uncle Roger: 50 dollars, cheaper than my ex-wife
@Echo_419
@Echo_419 3 ай бұрын
@@Dv_Firedragon 😂
@AndrewTan-random
@AndrewTan-random 3 ай бұрын
Hmm, that means Uncle Roger and Steven’s dad are related somehow The plot thickens
@agamersinsanity
@agamersinsanity 3 ай бұрын
So weak, so weak!
@Cryptic0013
@Cryptic0013 3 ай бұрын
If you have a niece or nephew, the greatest Chinese New Year's gift you can give them is a note hidden in the envelope warning them to HIDE THE BAG
@m.thompson3919
@m.thompson3919 3 ай бұрын
That's amazing. 🤣
@infinitivez
@infinitivez 3 ай бұрын
This is the most ancient and most wise of all Chinese proverb!
@quinkana1
@quinkana1 3 ай бұрын
I think I'm the only one whose money is actually kept by my parents and given back to us when my sibling and I're old enough lmao
@user-pt5lv6hs1k
@user-pt5lv6hs1k 3 ай бұрын
@@quinkana1you must be. I’ve never met another. Source lived in South Asia.
@quinkana1
@quinkana1 3 ай бұрын
@@user-pt5lv6hs1k Yeah my parents are relatively chill as asian parents lmao
@Xzy_158
@Xzy_158 3 ай бұрын
03:05 the piece here, 'Der Erlkönig' is about a father rushing to save his son's life, but in this clip, it's Steven's dad absolutely ruining him lmao
@Peridoughnut
@Peridoughnut 3 ай бұрын
the “buy rounds of chocolate milk for his whole school” line absolutely killed me lol i was laughing so hard at that for a solid 5 minutes straight
@DDP-Gaming
@DDP-Gaming 3 ай бұрын
The T. *He* Bank was honestly so genius
@OmniscientWarrior
@OmniscientWarrior 3 ай бұрын
Should have been a warning that Steven he's Dad bought the bank, so they were going to side with the dad.
@nealsmusic3896
@nealsmusic3896 3 ай бұрын
T stands for Timmy. He started the bank when he was born.
@FrozenPureRose
@FrozenPureRose 3 ай бұрын
Idk if it's just me, I read it phonetically (Tee Hee Bank).
@KingdomOfSaulo
@KingdomOfSaulo 3 ай бұрын
@@nealsmusic3896 fucking genius here
@darkdaubeny
@darkdaubeny 3 ай бұрын
I read it as T (the) HE (steven HE) bank 😂😂
@lordeeveeuwu9832
@lordeeveeuwu9832 3 ай бұрын
Steven: gets $2000 in his red envelopes Me: *cries in $8*
@hyacinthlilith7251
@hyacinthlilith7251 3 ай бұрын
different currency, maybe?
@d2132fedew.
@d2132fedew. 3 ай бұрын
i cry with SGD10 cant even buy one speed champions
@j888y6
@j888y6 3 ай бұрын
Your lucky I get 5
@innocentbystander3317
@innocentbystander3317 3 ай бұрын
Gandma and uncle gave you ang pao with values divisible by 4? Azzholes! Might as well thrown some coin in those while they're at it!
@betsysipe5512
@betsysipe5512 3 ай бұрын
What is this tradition? My ignorance leaves me confused..
@user-wc6sg7lh7z
@user-wc6sg7lh7z 3 ай бұрын
"so many books so little time !!!" i love it
@leimengdeK
@leimengdeK 3 ай бұрын
out of all your videos this is the best one by far!!! 15/10!!!
@eertikrux666
@eertikrux666 3 ай бұрын
The fact that you dare say the phrase “I want to buy video game” and your parent doesn’t scold you immediately is very fascinating
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 3 ай бұрын
HAHAAAAA yup video games was basically drugs to parents
@jeremygrossardt7548
@jeremygrossardt7548 3 ай бұрын
That is so true it's the new version of drugs
@foxyolk
@foxyolk 3 ай бұрын
​drug too expensive @@StevenHe
@raynar01
@raynar01 3 ай бұрын
​@@StevenHeAin't that the truth... my parents almost made me choose: candy or video games
@alittlelapin
@alittlelapin 3 ай бұрын
there was no scolding bc his dad already knew where that money was going 😂
@user-uq5wj8hg1c
@user-uq5wj8hg1c 3 ай бұрын
"The ones you force me to take against my will" THAT hit HARD😂😂😂
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 3 ай бұрын
That’s not just me right…?
@Catdreamer656
@Catdreamer656 3 ай бұрын
I had to get a journalist club I thought I could do comics but we have to talk about what we have to do so now I'm stuck with it unless I have ask the section head to change it but I'm too shy 😂😅
@DaChowee
@DaChowee 3 ай бұрын
Got enrolled in a music program in school. piano. parents then signed me up for private piano lessons and bought a second hand piano. signed me up for recitals. ALL AGAINST MY WILL. i hated every moment. :)))
@justyouraveragepotterhead
@justyouraveragepotterhead 3 ай бұрын
@@StevenHe It's not just you. My parents make me take piano lessons but I really don't want to
@RealmJD
@RealmJD Ай бұрын
I've never heard Asian Dad hit bars those high before. Such is the power of the ampao.
@DreamsCascade
@DreamsCascade 3 ай бұрын
“special deal! we round up!
@NapalmConsumer
@NapalmConsumer 3 ай бұрын
Showed this to mother, 50 bucks suspiciously found its way under my pillow the next morning. Cheers, Steven!
@tailsfan10
@tailsfan10 3 ай бұрын
*_$50?!?!?!_*
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 3 ай бұрын
HAHAHAH more people should show me to their parents
@NapalmConsumer
@NapalmConsumer 3 ай бұрын
fr, that's only a small portion of the money that's been 'borrowed', though...
@PokhrajRoy.
@PokhrajRoy. 3 ай бұрын
I bet Asian Dad’s voiceover was great for his vocal cords 😂
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 3 ай бұрын
I should probably scream less
@PokhrajRoy.
@PokhrajRoy. 3 ай бұрын
@@StevenHe That’s what He said
@Nijeldagamer
@Nijeldagamer 3 ай бұрын
@@PokhrajRoy. AYO
@qfcbv
@qfcbv 3 ай бұрын
@@PokhrajRoy.this is perfect😂😂😂
@PokhrajRoy.
@PokhrajRoy. 3 ай бұрын
@@qfcbv Haha thank you
@Sensei5am
@Sensei5am 3 ай бұрын
Lol you're video is so true, my parents straight up robbed my new years money when I was a kid, anything over $20 they "keep it safe" the the "bank" and then "forget" about it when I ask them for it
@petalmist0288
@petalmist0288 3 ай бұрын
That ambulance was anxietifying
@athenaathena77712
@athenaathena77712 3 ай бұрын
I think all parents are guilty of this one here no matter the culture or race LOL❤😂
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 3 ай бұрын
YESSSSSSSSS SO TRUE
@LordMalhuse
@LordMalhuse 3 ай бұрын
Agree but i never let'em keep my money.
@2MeterLP
@2MeterLP 3 ай бұрын
My parents never stole from me because they arent honorless scumbags.
@amanasd26
@amanasd26 3 ай бұрын
what? oh hell no. that is scumbag behavior unless your family is destitute.
@m.thompson3919
@m.thompson3919 3 ай бұрын
My mom borrowed from me periodically, but she always paid it back.... Well, most of the time. 🤔 👀
@therandomcarguy77
@therandomcarguy77 3 ай бұрын
3:50 "The Mercedes Convertible, good for my back"😂😂😂 The quote is back babyyyy
@Enthusiastic-Trainspotter-BNE
@Enthusiastic-Trainspotter-BNE 3 ай бұрын
Think it was originally blue though.
@billr3053
@billr3053 3 ай бұрын
Used to be just a Gucci backpack was good for his back. Now he needs a Mercedes to carry it in.
@therandomcarguy77
@therandomcarguy77 3 ай бұрын
@@Enthusiastic-Trainspotter-BNE yep, and don't forget the Rolex too, good for his wrist😂
@Enthusiastic-Trainspotter-BNE
@Enthusiastic-Trainspotter-BNE 3 ай бұрын
@@therandomcarguy77 🤣🤣🤣
@tamoghnachattopadhyay1968
@tamoghnachattopadhyay1968 3 ай бұрын
3:54 Was that a Beijing corn pillow 😮
@bonkai09
@bonkai09 29 күн бұрын
The fact that he was gonna waste $2000 on Mcnuggets is insane, this boy is Killua
@novalarifin9703
@novalarifin9703 3 ай бұрын
"Hey Mom did you still keep my Chinese New Year Money?" "Did you mean your new schoolbag or your new shoes?"
@DiamsterAC
@DiamsterAC 3 ай бұрын
Man, this is exactly like my childhood! Somehow my new year money also “disappeared” after depositing at the bank…
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 3 ай бұрын
ahhhh the bank. always loses our money
@ErbyZeferino
@ErbyZeferino 3 ай бұрын
​@@StevenHeTrue like a wise man said "give your parents your money get always stolen" 😅😅😅
@DiamsterAC
@DiamsterAC 3 ай бұрын
⁠@@StevenHe and out of nowhere, somehow your parents magically get new stuff a few days after the bank loses your money!
@mirzaahmed6589
@mirzaahmed6589 3 ай бұрын
@@StevenHe aaand it's gone!
@rax1899
@rax1899 3 ай бұрын
Now that I think about it I just never asked for the money back, like ever. I don’t even know how much my parents owe me smh
@SaltyWater999
@SaltyWater999 3 ай бұрын
love the video's Steven keep up the amazing work dude
@unalive._.
@unalive._. 2 ай бұрын
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO ME LMFAO
@someteennamedcharles2035
@someteennamedcharles2035 3 ай бұрын
Not the gaslight, gatekeep, guilt trip at the end. 💀😭
@josephiamdumb627
@josephiamdumb627 3 ай бұрын
He could just counter it by calling his grandparents 😂
@2MeterLP
@2MeterLP 3 ай бұрын
Oh, the nuclear option! Telling on your parents' parents!
@tailsfan10
@tailsfan10 3 ай бұрын
Until they laugh at him as well lmao
@d3ltaa683
@d3ltaa683 3 ай бұрын
LOL
@ewaldlatreider5127
@ewaldlatreider5127 3 ай бұрын
That’s why you dont gift money to asian kids and straight up ask them what toys etc. they want
@HyperFlameFan
@HyperFlameFan 3 ай бұрын
im happy how he calculated this fast like what da hail
@casseycollenyt
@casseycollenyt 3 ай бұрын
The only reason I don't give my money to my Asian parents because if it's gone it's just gone
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 3 ай бұрын
now that I'm paying taxes, I miss the parent bank
@Lost2music
@Lost2music 3 ай бұрын
​@StevenHe my Chinese parents are the true bottomless pit. 12 years of red pockets. And I got over 10k on my 10th birthday party ( I'm the only boy in both my extendedfamily). I never saw a dime. Gladly paying taxes now than try to fill that hole. At least with taxes I get to keep half.
@Daithi24
@Daithi24 3 ай бұрын
@@StevenHe You're a celebrity now Steven. You need to get a better accountant who can avoid all those annoying taxes. Maybe claim that you're a multinational corporation with your offices in Ireland. That seems to work great for Apple and Google.
@MyVanir
@MyVanir 3 ай бұрын
@@Daithi24 I think you need to wine and dine a few senators and whatnot for that to work.
@Daithi24
@Daithi24 3 ай бұрын
@@MyVanir Steven is the CEO of Failure Management. Surely he can afford to entertain a few senators.
@darrengordon-hill
@darrengordon-hill 3 ай бұрын
"Half price rent for washing dishes" That's A LOT of dishes!!
@sp4cef0rc37
@sp4cef0rc37 3 ай бұрын
I know where the money went: maid dress.
@ChristBearerFlameHeart
@ChristBearerFlameHeart 3 ай бұрын
I got a good long laugh out of that $2,000 chocolate milk thought! Thanks!
@irsyadhafizi5026
@irsyadhafizi5026 3 ай бұрын
Steven : Timmy's dad give me 2000$ Steven's dad : $2000! What da hail! He's 9! That scene made me laugh so hard🤣
@AlphaR0ck04
@AlphaR0ck04 3 ай бұрын
The dad is 9 years old? 💀
@irsyadhafizi5026
@irsyadhafizi5026 3 ай бұрын
When I think about it, I think 'he' is referring to Steven not Timmy's dad@@AlphaR0ck04
@ParrotPentester
@ParrotPentester 3 ай бұрын
@@AlphaR0ck04 this comment explains why english is still taught in grade 12
@smurfaccount9269
@smurfaccount9269 3 ай бұрын
@@ParrotPentester I can kind of understand the confusion, Steven doesn't look nine in the video, so they assumed "he can't refer to Steven, it doesn't make sense to refer to Timmy since he's not giving the money, so Timmy's dad is 9?" Timmy got a job at a neurosurgeon at a very early age, so him being a father (ignore the sex part required) meets the theme of him being precociously responsible.
@Mitaka-Asa
@Mitaka-Asa 3 ай бұрын
When I was 12. I remembered my aunt gave me $3,500. But i was sad because I knew this would happen next
@truebaconsamurai15
@truebaconsamurai15 3 ай бұрын
The fact that said he could buy so many McNuggets 😂
@gojosgirl6487
@gojosgirl6487 3 ай бұрын
Haha, like why is that the first thing you would think of when you get $2000?
@richardmahn7589
@richardmahn7589 3 ай бұрын
The boy must like McNuggets! GIVE THE BOY HIS MCNUGGETS!!!
@truebaconsamurai15
@truebaconsamurai15 3 ай бұрын
@@gojosgirl6487 Right? 😂
@thelittlewaterdragon2777
@thelittlewaterdragon2777 13 сағат бұрын
This is so true! Love the videos.
@user-qh4sl4br8q
@user-qh4sl4br8q 4 күн бұрын
I get 500 from each person when I get red envelopes.
@sourcream1671
@sourcream1671 3 ай бұрын
this is so relatable, my parents would always make me put it into college fund
@DogFish-NZ
@DogFish-NZ 3 ай бұрын
it's so relatable, I make stepping sounds watching Steven He wideo's 😉
@trikstari7687
@trikstari7687 3 ай бұрын
Hope you spent it on trade school instead lol.
@poyopowerplant
@poyopowerplant 3 ай бұрын
"Happy New Year though" is such a nice thing to say to someone who just got robbed, would say it again 👍
@shiwamkumar8657
@shiwamkumar8657 3 ай бұрын
" you owe me just 95000 bucks , btw happy new year 🎉"😅
@SwaraJadhav-pl4jf
@SwaraJadhav-pl4jf 2 ай бұрын
"What's he gonna do?,,,buy rounds of chocolate milk for his whole school?!.😂😂😂
@micpravin
@micpravin 3 ай бұрын
I like how Steven pushed when it said pull...🤣
@OldSchoolLife
@OldSchoolLife 3 ай бұрын
"Would you say you have a hard time trusting others? Why do you think that is"? Umm, because his parents always took his Chinese New Year money and wouldn't give it back, consistently compared him to his cousin, and threw slippers at him whenever he got bad grades. Sounds about right
@ferretyluv
@ferretyluv 3 ай бұрын
Good job, you got the joke. Want a cookie?
@OldSchoolLife
@OldSchoolLife 3 ай бұрын
No, thanks. Want a lollipop?@@ferretyluv
@saruwatarisa
@saruwatarisa 3 ай бұрын
@@ferretyluv I also got the joke, can I have a cookie? (´。◕ ω◕。`)
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 3 ай бұрын
This channel is my therapy homework
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 3 ай бұрын
Instead of dealing with trauma, I make skits about them and upload them to this channel
@NguyenDucDatOnAir
@NguyenDucDatOnAir 3 ай бұрын
The safest place to keep the money, but also the hardest to take it back
@ednise69
@ednise69 3 ай бұрын
Haitian here. When a parent says, "Let me hold your money for you", it's as good as gone. And when you ask for it, excuses galore. Yeah, I learned my lesson.
@marinocelerin4063
@marinocelerin4063 3 ай бұрын
Honestly, i can relate especially when they pretend to be dumb and act they don't have it or use the " i gave u life card" to guilt trip u. I hate that so much
@durk5331
@durk5331 3 ай бұрын
I'd be like "I'd rather have the money than the lousy life, thanks for giving me the gift I never asked for"
@curlyhole8861
@curlyhole8861 3 ай бұрын
@@durk5331 then they'll whoop ur ass
@ednise69
@ednise69 3 ай бұрын
@@durk5331 LMAO 🤣 😂 😆
@ednise69
@ednise69 3 ай бұрын
@@marinocelerin4063 Me too
@acelim6259
@acelim6259 3 ай бұрын
I get $1500-2500 every chinese new year in red packets and i always bank in myself to prevent "parental theft" lmao.
@nicholasgoh145
@nicholasgoh145 3 ай бұрын
Doesn’t “Parental theft” mean theft of parents?
@MyVanir
@MyVanir 3 ай бұрын
That's a hefty amount, ngl.
@Sam-2468
@Sam-2468 3 ай бұрын
Damn 20 years and you got 40k
@ij1376
@ij1376 3 ай бұрын
This hits me right in the childhood trauma.
@AAD323
@AAD323 Ай бұрын
Omg this is so relatable bro
@jillybeann-
@jillybeann- 3 ай бұрын
The Bank = Parents Wallets
@marknyasha-xc8lb
@marknyasha-xc8lb 3 ай бұрын
I respect Steven for knowing when to stop that emotional damage stuff even tho it made him less popular
@HanSolo1
@HanSolo1 3 ай бұрын
Why and when did it stop
@marknyasha-xc8lb
@marknyasha-xc8lb 3 ай бұрын
@@HanSolo1 it was getting old and annoying it stopped like a year or two ago
@guilleanlayos5282
@guilleanlayos5282 2 ай бұрын
Hold on as in:"if u ask it back ill charge you for everything the day you where born"
@R0S3S-fr4xt
@R0S3S-fr4xt 3 ай бұрын
“Why is that?” … “I have no idea-“
@mnaresh3382
@mnaresh3382 3 ай бұрын
special deal: 94692 rounded to 95000, really sweet
@MelloWasImposter
@MelloWasImposter 3 ай бұрын
Steven: 'And my parents put it in a bank, and I just went to the bank, and they didn't give it to me' police: *lmao*🤣
@TempestGD01
@TempestGD01 3 ай бұрын
🗿
@Vuphan212
@Vuphan212 3 ай бұрын
My mom told me that in essence its a money exchange between parents but with extra steps.
@Redstonefox7245
@Redstonefox7245 3 ай бұрын
This video is comedy gold 😂
@paooblo_baooblo
@paooblo_baooblo 3 ай бұрын
The soul leaving his body at 0:25 🤣
@DroneJames
@DroneJames 3 ай бұрын
Bro this is my life as an Asian, thank you STEVEN for making this video, it is very cool!
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Dra2oon
@Dra2oon 3 ай бұрын
Hexagonal Satellite Dishes Equals Pro Gamer
@teddydoglovely221
@teddydoglovely221 3 ай бұрын
lol😂As a Chinese, I never got the red envelopes money when I was under age 😂
@slingshothero8856
@slingshothero8856 3 ай бұрын
the "I have no idea" made me burst into laughter.
@charlescollier7217
@charlescollier7217 3 ай бұрын
That was when I lost it! 😂
@Game079
@Game079 3 ай бұрын
Psychological Damage! 4:00
@AnnaVo-xx2kt
@AnnaVo-xx2kt 3 ай бұрын
I’m so happy the fact that I’m literally 9 and now my parents don’t take away my money
@nobleskywalker4639
@nobleskywalker4639 27 күн бұрын
At least you get red envelopes. I swear I heard the term allowance and all I heard was "rich people"
@mikip6638
@mikip6638 3 ай бұрын
1:12 "what money?" F TO RELATE
@d3ltaa683
@d3ltaa683 3 ай бұрын
On god breh
@dracohan2764
@dracohan2764 3 ай бұрын
Blud cant touch the money he earned 😂😂
@joeblow229
@joeblow229 3 ай бұрын
Deposits money into a Chinese bank, Chinese bank "Aaaaaaaand it's gone.".
@jayqobvfx3708
@jayqobvfx3708 3 ай бұрын
Always $50 for me everytime. Never changes
@Wuzzup129
@Wuzzup129 3 ай бұрын
I'll be sure to show this to my mom when she mentions putting my holiday money in her bank account.
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 3 ай бұрын
HAHAHAHAH please do
@Wuzzup129
@Wuzzup129 3 ай бұрын
@StevenHe Update: I think she's mad at me. Sent the vid and she replied with "🤬"
@letlive1796
@letlive1796 3 ай бұрын
Bro you made me cry so hard with the reverse math of parents.....
@sgx9874
@sgx9874 3 ай бұрын
3:55 Woah! Is this the first time you've had someone else in the same room play another character in a skit? The Steven He Cinemtic Universe has expanded!
@EmmaElizabeth-uf3ky
@EmmaElizabeth-uf3ky 3 ай бұрын
steven's dad just judging everybody with the money they gave as he reading a book was hilarious!!!
@Chill-Ice
@Chill-Ice 3 ай бұрын
3:55 NON-ASIAN SPOTTED
@justinn8541
@justinn8541 3 ай бұрын
Basically like the government with the taxes.
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 3 ай бұрын
honestly now that I pay taxes, I miss my "parent bank"
@justinn8541
@justinn8541 3 ай бұрын
@@StevenHe Oh right, at least the parent bank has the ability to have reason.
@mirzaahmed6589
@mirzaahmed6589 3 ай бұрын
At least I get some roads out of it.
@franklincomedy_
@franklincomedy_ 29 күн бұрын
What Steven says:"I got New Year's money." What Asian dad hears:"I got money for you to spend."
@shuttze
@shuttze 3 ай бұрын
I can relate, First Communion money, different thing but same story
@tswvnyajthoj4034
@tswvnyajthoj4034 3 ай бұрын
As an Asian I can confirm this.
@adarsh_02
@adarsh_02 3 ай бұрын
1:45 that laugh 💀
@PokhrajRoy.
@PokhrajRoy. 3 ай бұрын
The last bit was so epic. Hyperindependence is a sign of trauma.
@StevenHe
@StevenHe 3 ай бұрын
HAHAHA I like my hyperindependence. I bought a ticket to the United states when I didn't know a single American
@PokhrajRoy.
@PokhrajRoy. 3 ай бұрын
@@StevenHe That’s individualism which is a whole can of worms lol
@d3ltaa683
@d3ltaa683 3 ай бұрын
@@StevenHeThe reason why u did that is because u lost brain cells talking with Steven lmao
@BaconHair-Wit-a-Katana
@BaconHair-Wit-a-Katana 3 ай бұрын
Man was gonna buy mcnuggets😂😂😂
@Ochofire_
@Ochofire_ 3 ай бұрын
That's his villain origin story 😂
@CabinetofThorns
@CabinetofThorns 3 ай бұрын
This is why you go to the bank with your parents, so you know that the money is going in YOUR account 😂😅
@grey5626
@grey5626 3 ай бұрын
lmao, relatable. My parents caused so much financial strife in my life. When my great grandmother passed away, I was inherited thousands, which my parents took for themselves. Worse: because I had to open a joint bank account with my parents as a minor, when I was in college, I remember trying to withdraw money from the ATM and I couldn't. Turned out a lien was placed on all accounts with my dad's name on them, including mine. Before she died, my mom even had the gal to accuse me of "elder financial abuse" as if I hadn't been abused by my elders, financially, my entire existence.
@LocalPotato-jn7mx
@LocalPotato-jn7mx 3 ай бұрын
uhhhhh whoah
@mirandamanga9083
@mirandamanga9083 3 ай бұрын
Your parents suck. Hope you got out of that mess.
@dark_lord_ddp
@dark_lord_ddp 3 ай бұрын
Asian parents: I will give you back when you are older (meaning never give you back)
@Ha-Nexzil
@Ha-Nexzil 3 ай бұрын
Hold on as in “pay me for raising this dumb failure “
@Alislug
@Alislug 3 ай бұрын
3:10 the use of elkonig in the background is perfect especially schumman's "galloping horse" effect
@megan_l_yt
@megan_l_yt 3 ай бұрын
Ayeee you noticed! I wasn’t thinking about the galloping effect, but more so the drama and color shifts within the piece. I would like to learn to play it someday, it would be such a flex 💪 - Editor Megan
@Alislug
@Alislug 3 ай бұрын
ye its relly hard on both pianist and singer the pianist having that insane speed and the singer needing to sing 4 characters@@megan_l_yt Also i didn't realise you edited stevens vids XD
@megan_l_yt
@megan_l_yt 3 ай бұрын
@@Alislug Oh, I didn’t know the singer was singing multiple characters! Also the violin version is just ✨pain✨
@Alislug
@Alislug 3 ай бұрын
Oh i play the violin ;D ye the singer has to sing the voice of the father, son, Elkonig (Elfking) and narrator. Its about a dad bringing his dying son to a doctor on his horse ( hence the galloping) as they ride along he hallucinates and sees visions of the elkonig who is supposedly the grim reaper teling him to join him while the father tries toget him to stay on by the time they arrive the son is already gone@@megan_l_yt
@_qwerty_3545
@_qwerty_3545 3 ай бұрын
Thank you for saying the name, I’ve been looking for it lmao
@vijayakrishna55
@vijayakrishna55 3 ай бұрын
Dammitttt, that counselling session, so relatable 😆
@aHubzzz
@aHubzzz 3 ай бұрын
Your money will turn into ashes when you give them to your parents😂😂
@sdoren_9074
@sdoren_9074 3 ай бұрын
Happened with my Communion money. I still bring it up to this day.
@Big_Penguin
@Big_Penguin 3 ай бұрын
1:57 I’m more focused on the fact that the door says pull and he pushed…
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