"Smack her on the back of the forehead!" "Where?!" Almost choked on that one, damn...

"...and you threaten her IF she say no. And WHEN she say no.." Her saying no is a part of the process haha

Roofus always be giving the most out of pocket advice 😭 I swear

It’ll never end well if you ask a divorced parent how it happened.

Rufus needs to be a recurring character.

This is the kindest griffy’s dad has been to him

That “makes sense” line was delivered perfectly 😂

"Sh*t worked for meee" Had me on the floor!😭😭

This is that rare type of Griffy video where it started with a conversation between father and son and didn't end with "I'M NOT YO DAD"

As a woman this is exactly how you pick us up.

Me playing this too loud on the car pool ride to work 😂😂😂

Chopping off ya own toes is beyond me 😂😭 gotta love Griffy

"And you smack her in the back of the forehead" "Where?" I may or may not have temporarily ceased living after hearing that.

Nah seriously. Those old school cats are something else. I was talking to this old head at my job about some issues I was having with my wife at the time. He leans over and says, “you ain’t never hit her??”. I started laughing but he was dead serious and says, “nah seriously young blood. Sometimes you just gotta let her know what’s what that one good time and that’s that. My wife been minding ever since”. I said, “boy it’s 2019 and she white. Imma go to jail man!” 😂😂😂

“In the back of the forehead”🧠💀

Definitely trying out Uncle Roofus' game tonight. Wish me luck, guys.

"And WHEN she says no" floored me.

"You Kindly forced that b**** to be yours" 😂😂

Smack her in the back of her forehead killed me 😂

Half of all our Grandmas basically just married their stalker

I like how his face is always filled with glee then quickly gets serious whenever he hears something wrong or off😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

Did he just say lock her up in your Granny’s chicken coop? 😂😂

you know it bad when griffy's dad is perturbed by Rufus' ass

Rufus got so based at the end he became Richard Pryor

“Hard grip.”

The dad videos are my favorite Blessed Be.

" Den u pour bleach on ha knees!" 😆 😆 😆

Such wonderful advice, which I will now take into consideration the next time I want to ever attempt to pick up a woman. I have never thought of such astonishing, sush stunning, such sweet advice to pick up a female.The next time I ever see a beautiful lady I will make sure to take such exact advice into perspective and follow through with everything in the exact manner in the way as this was explained to me. Thank you Roofus, for the loving advice.

“Give the little nigga some game” TOOK ME 💀💀💀

As someone who lived “back in my day” and the “good ole days” I can confirm the accuracy of this.

Bro your enlarged eyes from the glasses make this so much funnier 😂

Is it wrong that I'm just lmao while Griffy's facial expression shows deeper and deeper sign of genuine concern for what he was hearing? 🤣🤣

Them old heads be daaaawgs 😂😂😂

I swear every time I asked my uncles some shit about girls their advice came down to either manipulation or stalking. I swear niggas back in the day used to be on some weird shit 😂😂😂😂

The story of how my uncles met each other is nearly the same. He met her at the market, stalked her home, beat up her brothers and male friends. Threatened her to go out with him or he will kill her and my grandparents. And believe it or not, they end up married and have been together for 30+ years. He also abused my cousins so hard that one of them studied and lived abroad (in France) and the other one joined the military force, both just to avoid "breathing the same air with him".

After a real fucked up day this is the only time I laughed. Thanks Griffy!

Hey, at least Rufus was honest about it. 😂

can’t wait to work with you one day bro🙏🏾‼️ imma stay on my grind

scary relatable.. dating was so awkward for me cuz all the advice i ever got was SOME kind of force or "denial of what she wants until she wants you" behavior. didnt help right around time i finished college asking girls what they were looking for and the answer i got *_the most_* was "well, as long as you dont beat me" 😑 i mean.. shit. i know that must've been bad for them too but that pretty much demoralized me altogether 😅 also, side story: it wasnt somebody in MY family, but i knew a nigga who told a very similar "put her in a chicken coop" story. not confirmed if* it happened fr, cant really say i want to find out

I paid £25 to see a 75 minute one person play and this skit has already conveyed a thicker and more interesting character web in 2 min than that whole show

When I use to walk in downtown or volunteering at the VA, it was always these two types of people giving me advice like that. lol

This one of the best Griffey vids yet🤣😭😭😂😂🤣🤣😂

this needs to be a series

Everytime this man uploads I try to watch the video as fast as I can, in chance is gets age restricted

This is very close too what my great grandpa told me 😂

Griffy is a treasure man, he come out of left field sometimes with these videos and I just be dying

“Lock her in granny chicken cook……….Strangle a cat in front of her.”😂😂😂

Great vid Griffy!

The "be yourself and be a gentleman" saying from all my relatives got me in a lot of friend zones back in school lmao

Old head rizz always be outta pocket ong 💀💀

"hard grip !!!"

Love your content Griffy and you skits are always funny.

Instructions unclear pending charges being filed…. 😢

This is how my grandparents have really gotten married. Grandpa has kidnapped because has refused him. Funny enough, they are still married and she loves him so much too lol

🤣Please make some more video about asking old people for advice because I swear this is how it be.😂

Lmao my Uncle’s name is Rufus but we call him Uncle Hook. His wife found his second phone last month and boyyyy when I tell you this is accurate asf 🤣🤣🤣

Such deep and wonderfully constructed characters ❤️

"Back of the forehead." 💀

This why I don't ask for advice on topics like this 🤣🤣

Where might one find Grannie's chicken coup? BTW... this is the best dating advice channel on YT

The moment Roofus' name was dropped, I knew some outta pocket shit was gonna be said... 😂

I gotta try that “pouring bleach on the knees” move out

The videos where these insane unexpected rants happen by one character are my fav 😂

This advice works trust🙏🏽💯

"Smack her on the back of the forehead"😂

Uncle was a savage😂😂😂😂

I like how Griff is the audience in this one, expecting something crazy, and then comforted with “Something regular, something regu-“

As a grown up I can confirm it

Reading the title & I wonder how this was gonna turn for the worse LMAO 😂😂😂

Griffy never disapoints

The "makes sense" took me tf out

One of the best ones

Griffy’s dad sounds like a nice guy

Banger Content 💎

They do be hitting that “im just tryna help the lil nigga out”🤣

When I started to watch this skit of longbeachgriffy I knew what I was expecting when u see a video about picking up women or with the grown folk and father skit ur always expecting the unexpected his videos are the GOAT!!! (Greatest of all times)

Hi Griff, I'm glad to see that you're posting, I know that doesn't exactly mean you're doing well, but I hope you're feeling better, and we all love you. Stay strong!

Got the breathing down pat for the OG give that N some game James

Shit when south from “Listen up nephew.”😂😂😂

Solid advice Roofus, I did it and it worked.

We need to hear more from Rufus😂😂

"ask her what the time is, women love that son".

:11 i waz waitin for tha intro😂😵‍💫😂😵‍💫😂😵‍💫

Griffy is truly incredible

I actually tried this and it works!

The bleach on the knees got me in tears 💯

At the back of the forehead😂😂😂😂😂😂

_"F...........UCK OOL THAT SHIET"_ "roofus"

This is exactly 💯 the right way to do it everyone it worked for me.

Kindly and respectfully

Fr!!!! Old people swear they pulled every girl they saw 😂😂😂

Griffy can’t do no wrong 😂

Your beard trimmed down like that looks good bruh

i feel like rufus and james could get their own sitcom

I lost my shit when he said, "You want to go up to her, grab that bitch by the face."lmao fucking awesome. Im trying this out tomorrow for sure. Thank you Rufus.

ok, we all know Griffy wrote a script for this video that is 10 times more extreme then what we got here until he realized youtube will never let him get away with it so he had to rewrite it and we got "pour bleach on he knees"

that escalated really quickly

rufus be goin hard sometimes

When he was talking about the neck snapping of the cat I spit out my drink 😂😂😂

Remember, your looks is what determines whether you have rizz... or a rizztraining order. Good luck out there bois ✌