When she tell you her problems but you just trying to Smash

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@LongBeachGriffy Жыл бұрын

You might have thought you seen a title change but you didn’t…

@darkclawmartinez5410 Жыл бұрын

No idea what your talking about Griffy…😐

@mr.cool-ice Жыл бұрын

I have the screenshots, Griffy. Your youtube career is over.

@Random-ass-content Жыл бұрын

I think you should fix that gap between your teeth it looks like it was split by moses the way he separated the seas

@n3wt Жыл бұрын

this actually fire video others were kinda mid

@tomohawkcloud Жыл бұрын

Sir yes sir

@absolutnadia Жыл бұрын

“Do you know my dog’s dying?” “Niggas die everyday” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@AskMeWhyYoureStupid Жыл бұрын

Yea the video did in fact say that, that copy and paste is it for validation ?

@memerz4525 Жыл бұрын

@@AskMeWhyYoureStupid why u glazing

@jaisotheunfathomablybased7135 Жыл бұрын

@Memerz bro, that's not glazing, that's just someone being an asshole. Glazing is sucking up to someone or something

@AskMeWhyYoureStupid Жыл бұрын

@@jaisotheunfathomablybased7135 I'm a asshole because I find people who copy and paste the script of a video obnoxious? Or because I said something that hurt your feelings ? Go chew on crayons you box of rocks .

@memerz4525 Жыл бұрын

@@jaisotheunfathomablybased7135 glazing can be used in many context. Glazing can work here as hes been going from comment to comment saying the same thing being on these peoples dicks. Hence glazing

@gloriadivine Жыл бұрын

‘That’s crazy’ literally the go to line ☠️☠️

@xbreezy9843 Жыл бұрын

LoL I swear

@tmccloudjr13 Жыл бұрын

I go with that’s Wild cause they don’t hear that that much.

@gloriadivine Жыл бұрын

@@tmccloudjr13 that’s another good one

@xbreezy9843 Жыл бұрын

Don't got forget about the "Whaaat???"😂😂😂

@dewmontain123 Жыл бұрын

@TheCloud ive had people repeat the word "wild" after i say "thats wild" i think theyre on to us😂

@poonking3628 Жыл бұрын

“Whatchu gettin into” “ *Debt* ” I felt that

@IBeMelissa Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@bilbaomadrid5040 Жыл бұрын

Naw bruh

@WolfvineGaming Жыл бұрын

Goes from wanting to drink to get her more in the mood, to needing to drink to handle her drama.

@daveman985 Жыл бұрын

Big facts smh

@m0n4rch911 Жыл бұрын

This video spoke to me on a metaphysical level and i actually thought Grif is my spirit animal for a hot minute. I remember being totally deaf too like i just want to start having fun and getting laid but she just kept speaking about drama and she wouldnt stop and it was almost a trainwreck BUT i just said frick it and just said hey you need to relax then went up to her and said come here and poof worked BUT still didnt get laid coz i got friendzoned so yup breaching in her skirt is a no go coz shes guarded like dayumn BUT i did manage to hit that after date #3 and date #1 was actually counselling lile bruh. Shes nuts but i dont regret it, took extra work but it was worth it. Ended up not being my wife though, thought we were cool but after a few more QT it wouldnt work since she was being demanding like change me demanding. Nope nope nope, i bolted coz just nope. Alarms blaring in my head after she went full karen on me.

@Spingerex Жыл бұрын

Lol

@vapidshay Жыл бұрын

@@m0n4rch911…tmi

@EthanLeeV Жыл бұрын

Me saying “relatable!” Knowing damn well I get no bitches

@kaymadd Жыл бұрын

relatable

@tacticalpause3767 Жыл бұрын

not with that haircuuuutttt dawg

@Zenith_Nulls Жыл бұрын

@@tacticalpause3767 damn chill on bro

@ViltrumiteIsRite99 Жыл бұрын

Aye man, nutrition, exercise, and dress well. Girls want a winner. If you’re focusing on your goals & succeeding, women are easy. But if you’re not there, don’t focus on them much. Trust.

@windstyle2026 Жыл бұрын

@@ViltrumiteIsRite99 W advice right there

@treveonmccurty6329 Жыл бұрын

I felt that “I don’t give a fuck”😭💀

@whoishim2998 Жыл бұрын

Right after he said my mom has leukemia 😂😂😂

@playboikeemy2256 Жыл бұрын

@@whoishim2998 shit has me crying man

@friimunya8488 Жыл бұрын

"Do I look like Dr Phil?" I lost it🤣🤣

@famegreatist2002 Жыл бұрын

Ur one of them

@sinsofaheart2151 Жыл бұрын

“That’s crazyyyyy” to getting hit in the face 6 times by her ex is WILD 😭😭😂

@Eapp1480 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@lostowl5821 Жыл бұрын

To be fair what you suppose to say to that

@1shogunate696 Жыл бұрын

I woulda hit her with “that’s fucked up, where he hit you lemme kiss it”

@NeverOutOfTheFight Жыл бұрын

@@lostowl5821Man I have no clue so sometimes I just be quiet

@WillsWorld29 Жыл бұрын

@@1shogunate696 Barz! 😂💯

@uncleseekx Жыл бұрын

Griffy stayed longer than me, the moment she mentioned ex, I'm leaving there 😂

@freddurstedgebono6029 Жыл бұрын

Nothing annoys me more than bitches bringing up their exes unprompted

@calvinjones9023 Жыл бұрын

But it’s yo house tho

@traviswilliams1398 Жыл бұрын

It's yo crib tho so you throw her out.

@uncleseekx Жыл бұрын

@@calvinjones9023 doesn't still stop me from walking out😄

@ggmasterguiltygear6315 Жыл бұрын

Damn bro, that's a Lil too savage😂

@_Stormfather Жыл бұрын

"I'm breaking out from all this stress" Griffy with the most realistic lines

@CiluhStyle1 Жыл бұрын

Realest shit ever

@brianshava4689 Жыл бұрын

"Pour me a shot please"🤣🤣🤣

@user-zq7vn5hy2g Жыл бұрын

absolutely 😂

@stevenserna910 Жыл бұрын

"Pour me a shot please? Absolutely!" And....Griffey for the point, (applause and fanfaire) and...Match! Great game, & the crowd goes wild! Griffey comes out on top & will "top" again. How did you see it Frank? "Well Evel, once again, Griffey uses situational humor to win and score big-time! Which once again proves that you don't have to possess perfect teeth to be, "tha' Man"! The guy's got real talent!" So that's it for this week, this is Frank Gifford & Special color commentator, stuntman supreme, Evel Kineval. Join us next week on "ABC's Wide World of Sports." From sunny Long Beach, California. Back to you in the studio Howard. Thank you Frank & Evel Once again Griffey proves victorious in the game of professional "Pin the Tail on the ho". What a solid performance, that I myself have never, in the annals of professional pugilistic predeliction, would have never surmised the potential for penile implantation into such loose and easy ho-ishness. It literally boggles my imagination, to conceive of the forth-coming "coming cacophany" from Long Beach Griffey's groinal perseverance. Truly a master at work, & an artiste' of comedic penetration. And...I still don't like Roger Staubach and the Cowboys." This is How-ard Cos-sell, until next time, signing off.

@lebendystraw3683 Жыл бұрын

@@stevenserna910 My brother, sleep is not your enemy 😅

@Wheres-my-toes-bro 11 ай бұрын

@@lebendystraw3683defo percs and addy

@ThaGodLegacyHD Жыл бұрын

When he said “rent going up” I felt that.

@Somethin_Slix Жыл бұрын

She said that, not him

@teal_indigo9105 Жыл бұрын

@@Somethin_Slix he is she tbh

@KatAlexis41800 Жыл бұрын

Lmao favorite comment section so far, hope this blows up

@thecleanslate3648 Жыл бұрын

@@broombromden498 no shit Sherlock, he's talking the character he's playing

@mashelly____ Жыл бұрын

Not you misgendering her smh

@migrak15 Жыл бұрын

"All I have to offer is dick, just dick" got me rolling 😂💀

@AskMeWhyYoureStupid Жыл бұрын

So you found the part that was intended to be a joke , funny ? That's crazy bruh , such a crazy comment surely deserves more likes

@YonkoTERM Жыл бұрын

@@AskMeWhyYoureStupid is there a problem with what he said?

@praetorian3902 Жыл бұрын

That's all I'm worth.

@agoins Жыл бұрын

That's all I got for them too

@AskMeWhyYoureStupid Жыл бұрын

@@YonkoTERM calm down keyboard warrior . I'm entitled to my opinion just as much as you are entitled to yours . If you feel pressed feel free to cry

@domirican81 Жыл бұрын

Griffy knows what every Man is thinking in this situation. 💯

@happyscrub Жыл бұрын

he do!!! This video touched my soul lol

@Unfazed1888 Жыл бұрын

I know this is a joke but I do wonder how many partners are actualy assholes by not wanting to listen and comfort and just try to get in the other's pants.

@PolarNights123 Жыл бұрын

That’s pretty goddamn gross.

@happyscrub Жыл бұрын

@@Unfazed1888 a partner is well beyond just the smashing phase.

@masternegi2 Жыл бұрын

@@Unfazed1888 becoming emotionally involved comes at the cost of the physical

@seth8141 Жыл бұрын

I hope those 100 days of sobriety are going well for you Griffy!

@TrueRem Жыл бұрын

Griffy with the consistency going crazy,Bro on his grindset respect 💯

@traviswilliams1398 Жыл бұрын

sigma grindset

@CliveWarren69 Жыл бұрын

You grind up against janitors

@germa9090 Жыл бұрын

That house looks and sounds empty. That's why he's grinding.

@TinyBitBrit Жыл бұрын

I had a similar situation, met this girl and we went back to her place. She rambled for ages about her issues in life, then after a while she said I was a good listener and how I was such a good friend. Instantly yeeted out of there.

@bento4876 Жыл бұрын

My condolences, you got used as an emotional tampon.

@TreWimsical Жыл бұрын

Yeah I woulda dipped out too. Dick machine broke!!!

@whyme3772 3 ай бұрын

Damn

@cherryhazard8002 Жыл бұрын

The "You know?!?!" is so spot on, I'm deceased lol.

@dinatesfay Жыл бұрын

The “You’re so beautiful” out of nowhere. HAHAHAH he really wanna smash

@williamthatsmyname Жыл бұрын

My go to line when trying to change the subject

@DarknetDude Жыл бұрын

I’m not your therapist, I just want to clap. 🤷‍♂️

@diddlypoop Жыл бұрын

yeah ok, Knight of the Black Stars.

@DarknetDude Жыл бұрын

@@diddlypoop Fitting username. 👏

@aaronnilestoussaint5672 Жыл бұрын

Im what you get after you put a space after the e in therapist

@Nemethazine Жыл бұрын

@@aaronnilestoussaint5672 🏌️‍♂️

@MagmaKronYT Жыл бұрын

@@aaronnilestoussaint5672 🤨

@Grym0626 Жыл бұрын

I’m convinced he wasn’t even listening during the first “that’s wild” 😂

@baka-na-san Жыл бұрын

“He hit me in the face 6 times” after the 5th time i’m at least expecting you to duck

@KWillo Жыл бұрын

She blocked his strikes with her face.Sounds like some BDSM shit.😂😭

@jacobevergreen88 Жыл бұрын

that breakfast club line took me out 😂

@vroomzoom4206 Жыл бұрын

I felt that "that's crazy, cheers" so hard.

@Miz_Velvet Жыл бұрын

They don’t even be caring about our feelings fr they just wanna hit it one time and leave 🤣

@Peaceful_Vegan_Warrior Жыл бұрын

@@Miz_VelvetFor real they don’t care about the fellas feelings. We trying to get our feel on but they want to talk about feelings. 😂

@Blackhomeking12 Жыл бұрын

I lost it when he said that cause I do that all time 🤷🏾‍♂️

@PrincewXvy Жыл бұрын

Hit em wit da "mmmmm"

@paceyourself5652 Жыл бұрын

💀

@SasuKeWwEForEveR Жыл бұрын

“That’s crazy” always comin in clutch

@jussperk Жыл бұрын

I'm newly single after 9 years and this is accurate AF. I thought I was tripping.

@buhlegobeni7880 Жыл бұрын

The reverb and echo in the room makes that "all i have to offer is dick rant" hit a degree or two harder, and relatable. 🤣🤣🤣

@the-mar-cel4096 Жыл бұрын

We need another griff and tra collab😂 y’all been going crazy lately😂😂

@destinymcgowan5328 Жыл бұрын

Right

@Be.authentic_ Жыл бұрын

Run the count up on that

@bobbobby475 Жыл бұрын

Tra is a little weird

@the-mar-cel4096 Жыл бұрын

@@Be.authentic_ we gotta run up the likes so they will see it

@josiahademiluyi4677 Жыл бұрын

@@bobbobby475 why say that…

@justacontrarian Жыл бұрын

The most relatable skit ever LMAO.

@Phantom_Zer0 Жыл бұрын

it really is .

@yznx1531 Жыл бұрын

you know damn well u get no bitches

@lodxmas Жыл бұрын

So real. It's like a verbal challenge with very high stakes (smashing). If you let her do all the talking, she might bring you to the friend zone and finish with "thank you" for listening. If you don't listen to anything she says you might look like a jerk. You gotta be slick af, you listen but you absolutely keep control of the conversation to keep it in the seduction zone. Tricky af, it's like trying to cheer up a depressive person, the mind gymnastic required is insane.

@retongkmhr6756 Жыл бұрын

we know it’s not you get no girls

@Phantom_Zer0 Жыл бұрын

@@lodxmas too late 😂.

@emanuelflores7180 Жыл бұрын

“All I have to offer is dick!!” Brings back inner thought memories ☠️🤷🏻‍♂️😂

@ReactNotion Жыл бұрын

“So what you getting into” “Debt” 😂🤣

@ionlymakeobviouscomments3170 Жыл бұрын

"That's crazy... Cheers" lmao Griffy, please never change

@BlafeBala Жыл бұрын

He can't even say "I'm going home" now 😂😂

@Dudja Жыл бұрын

Dr Phil her up is more like it lmao

@gamersguide8303 Жыл бұрын

This gotta be a series it needs at least three more parts

@lincolngraham Жыл бұрын

U are too funny bro. I love you man.

@lindaloren4644 Жыл бұрын

She was telling you she see you as a friend in a roundabout way 😂 but you broke free 👏🏾

@DrDiabolical000 Жыл бұрын

I mean if one can't share what they are going through in a relationship, then imo it's not a great relationship.

@williamthatsmyname Жыл бұрын

@@DrDiabolical000 to be fair though, it sounds like a hookup and not a relationship

@bumblebee7547 Жыл бұрын

Linda not

@therealgoat3367 Жыл бұрын

Nah... I think from the dialogue it's just (for lack of a better term) one of his b!tches. It's "almost" obvious they've already done this before prior to this moment

@amarrevolver4452 Жыл бұрын

@@DrDiabolical000 it's not a relationship

@kristymcdowell6185 Жыл бұрын

Just when I think he can’t get any realer he blesses us with this gem 😂😂😂

@RayMak Жыл бұрын

Lolllllll he has divine patience

@iyannahunter7276 Жыл бұрын

Lol “Nooo. I’m not.” I felt that🤣🤣

@famegreatist2002 Жыл бұрын

Ur one of them

@nosteviewonder8959 Жыл бұрын

💀

@iyannahunter7276 Жыл бұрын

@@famegreatist2002 nah, but thanks for the comment😉🤟🏽

@famegreatist2002 Жыл бұрын

@@iyannahunter7276 sure ! Lol

@jcool7817 Жыл бұрын

She always complains about pookie and ray ray, while she keeps the good guy in the friend zone

@2Muchpjp Жыл бұрын

Pookie still owe me 27 dollars from the 2016 Finals, fuck pookie!

@Meela234 Жыл бұрын

Guys that go around calling themselves good guys are not good guys.

@Womanfemale12 Жыл бұрын

A good guy doesn't just want to use her body either. No such thing as "good guys"

@silverbolt9439 Жыл бұрын

Damn lesson of the story everyone is a POS that only wants a piece, thanks everyone. 😂

@DTreatz Жыл бұрын

@@Womanfemale12 Plenty of good guys, stop chasing chad.

@christianjrokeke4078 Жыл бұрын

😂❤ Griffy always making my day 😂

@servantofthetruth8203 Жыл бұрын

That "I don't give af!" i felt that 😂.

@bigplayorrekt Жыл бұрын

Been there done that,as a man who just wants the unholy pandoras box its hard to proceed whilst having an essay whispered into your ear as you are trying to lessen stress rather than build it up

@zoorenard1101 Жыл бұрын

Still waiting for the infamous "im not your dad" to slap me in the face at any moment 😂

@Avian2008 Жыл бұрын

If you're waiting for it, it's not gonna happen lol

@zoorenard1101 Жыл бұрын

@@Avian2008 thats where youre wrong. The second I will forget to wait for it, its gonna happen 💀🤣

@Avian2008 Жыл бұрын

@Zoo Renard Is basically what I meant 😂

@famegreatist2002 Жыл бұрын

Ur one of them

@silksonic3927 Жыл бұрын

@@zoorenard1101 what if ur dad really said im not ur dad

@thePraddagee Жыл бұрын

Ahhh he knows about that life. A bih always trying to get you to volunteer to fix her life lol.

@cantstandya9749 Жыл бұрын

“Niggas die everyday”🤣🤣🤣

@MiguelRRT Жыл бұрын

Thank God LBG gifted us with a new video!!!!

@starboy6226 Жыл бұрын

I thought you said LGB for a second

@Trayyxlsr Жыл бұрын

Off topic but female griffy voice makes me laugh so much

@Ryan-wx1bi Жыл бұрын

Bruh. I felt this. I had a girl break down and tell me her whole life story. I was too weak to tell her to leave tho, I would have felt bad

@ashleywilliams1241 Жыл бұрын

“That’s wild. Double shot or single…double. *pours*” 😂😂😂

@ThaGodLegacyHD Жыл бұрын

Bruh this whole video nothing but the truth. Like we all got problems but I’m tryna clap them cheeks.

@rose-yeah Жыл бұрын

Please tell other men that I’m just tryna get my money. 😂I don’t gave a shit about no man’s feelings or emotions, I actually think it’s a weak thing to do as a man. Man up

@callidus5586 Жыл бұрын

"dats crazy" = i do not care politely

@fredthecorp Жыл бұрын

Gotta love when they say ' I can't pay my bills, I don't know where I'm getting the money from'

@nathan-qcueparsons268 Жыл бұрын

"I don't give one,I'm trying to get one" in a nutshell, no shell😂

@PinChE_LoCo Жыл бұрын

🤣 homie never fails us. 1 of the most consistent men out there

@Night.League Жыл бұрын

The last girl i talked to actually said all this to me lol

@AS-pug Жыл бұрын

Same. Especially about the ex part. She says he makes her want to kil herself when she’s with him yet she always goes back to him.. like wtf

@Troupe_Master Жыл бұрын

@@AS-pug hell nah dump that chick back wherever she came from thats a whole red planet LMFAO

@ViltrumiteIsRite99 Жыл бұрын

Bros, stop wasting your time! Find you a girl that’s nice, single, and shows interest.

@KlutzOfAMan Жыл бұрын

Your crown is slipping bro, keep ya head up king

@kinslayer_jx2168 Жыл бұрын

Well at least she chose to stay 😂😂..

@TreyParker318 Жыл бұрын

Griffy definitely had this experience recently

@TheWiseguy101 Жыл бұрын

Brooo I'm dealing with the same issue, this helped out a lot, bless u wise lightskin 🙏🏾

@AmaruOfficial Жыл бұрын

So relatable on all levels. Keep it up Griff! ❤

@mikeu9948 Жыл бұрын

There’s food in front of me and I just refreshed my feed and saw this. The simple pleasures.

@huzaifausman4346 Жыл бұрын

"Did you know my dog is dying?" *Niggas die everyday*😂

@Tropicaya Жыл бұрын

That moment when a chick realize she dealing with a real one. "OK. I'll stay."

@AquariusSoul Жыл бұрын

He didn't know she was an energy vampire 😂Fans of What We Do In The Shadows know what's up

@m.al7198 Жыл бұрын

“Oh that’s crazy” that’s literally me in every conversation

@realmadrid7129 Жыл бұрын

"if your problems can be solved with dick then stay" I think imma start using that 😂

@KayJayCrazy Жыл бұрын

The moment you think that opportunity is at 100% 😂😂......be careful fellas, don't ruin the friendship relationship part 😭

@Hueco-Oscuras Жыл бұрын

As long as she knows the terms and conditions, she is permitted to stay in the domain!!!👍👍👍

@dianeeli2611 Жыл бұрын

thank you for this. i needed this

@Raskoril Жыл бұрын

"THAT IS ALL I'M WORTH" Man, I feel that lmao

@RayTheomo Жыл бұрын

"Niggas die everyday😒 so what we gettin into😏" Debt. I felt that.

@baronghede2365 Жыл бұрын

Griffy is a funny dude, Blessed Be.

@solivoid Жыл бұрын

That caught me off guard Lmao that escalated real quick

@wersorry241 Жыл бұрын

I always love when he starts screaming 😂.

@josephvitale456 Жыл бұрын

Nah this the “When she not tryna smash but buddy not getting the hint” 💀

@anuva2438 10 ай бұрын

FRRR

@AD00MA Жыл бұрын

I am pretty sure a majority of his videos are about what happened to him the day before and how he wished he responded

@Trippyricky69 8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@enriquerico600 Жыл бұрын

This needs more views

@jU1c3maN3 Жыл бұрын

that’s crazy….”cheers!” 🍻

@lord_pixel Жыл бұрын

Every time griffy goes off on them they always wanna stay 😂

@MultiDashing123 Жыл бұрын

Griffy basically said everything what a men wants when he’s in that mood 💯.

@happyscrub Жыл бұрын

Naw, in dating period! These women got too many problems

@MrJACEone1 Жыл бұрын

"do i look like a therapist ?" he looks like a thera-pissed off 🤣🤣🤣

@heartboy4469 Жыл бұрын

For real man yiu you are becoming my favorite comedian

@coolspider10 Жыл бұрын

Longbeachgriffy I just starting watching your channel and your funny 🤣

@javierescuella9634 Жыл бұрын

This is how relationships actually get started sometimes & they always end bad.

@Ghalaghor_McAllistor Жыл бұрын

When you're on your third "damn, that's crazy" and they still keep telling their story.

@tux4330 Жыл бұрын

Griffy timing for dropping this video is impeccable 😂😂😂😂😂

@TheNivKo Жыл бұрын

Now she's gonna have to pay for a therapist and get into an even larger debt. Way to go Griffy 😕

@xheyitsbyron Жыл бұрын

A 4th abortion

@hago3779 Жыл бұрын

why would that be his problem?

@IamNutzo Жыл бұрын

Yup, just another day in the life of a bachelor 😂😂😂

@goldensilence5841 Жыл бұрын

Double shots is crazy 😂

@angelbeats71 Жыл бұрын

"Double shot or single?" "That's crazy?...Cheers!" 🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♀🤦🏾‍♀🤣🤣

@WesleyB-Rook Жыл бұрын

“Damn, no way, for real, that’s crazy” all the classics. I used to be so good and actually acting like I cared but now I can’t do it without being drunk at least